#IDIOT lizard.
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made a oc based on my meg in pot (wee bit cringe of me ik)
stinker hunts BIG GAME !! I've killed gigas, rexes, etc. w this bad boy
#path of titans#dinosaur#lizard#reptile#reptileart#my art#silly oc lizard idiot#IDIOT lizard.#pot#path of titans meg#megalania#oc
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Jenson is the only man to ever
#Ignore the coco pops idiot and the lizard woman#VELVET JACKET#BLACK TURTLENECK#f1#jenson button#las vegas gp 2024#my post
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I finally watched "Our Man Bashir" and did like the outfits and the shooting at each other, so I drew this. ✨
Also inspired by this brilliant fanfiction and the very interesting headcanon concerning Cardassians and dancing mentioned in there. 👁️🔥
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#CANONNNN GUYS I AM LIVING#guyyys it has finally happened! that episode was fun but kinda dumb :D#did like the fact that garak was desperate enough for Julian's attention to sew himself a tux and crash Julian's holosuite program#the “wish that were me” vibes oozing out of garak in every scene that had julian making out with someone else were REAL 👏😄#i shall never forget garak's “i have never been hornier for you” face after julian shoots him square in the neck ridge JESUS 😅#absolutely feral gay shit guys what the hell :D i love this lizard man#the power that comes with being an artist - you can just draw the blorbos and put make-up on them - i am LIVING 😁🌞#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#gay spies ✨#idiots in love#garashir#elim garak/julian bashir#elim garak#julian bashir#star trek fanart#artists on tumblr#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#star trek deep space nine#star trek deep space 9#lwd#lower decks#lwd thank you for my life need to watch the whole episode asap
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i like the part where saint literally just has a gun
#get ascended idiot#art#illustration#digital art#painting#artists on tumblr#rw fanart#rain world art#rw saint#saint rain world#rw downpour#downpour spoilers#rain world#rain world downpour#red lizard#scug
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"I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you."
#happy threshold day friends :)#kathryn gets to re-experience realizing shes a mom THREE times lmao#GET MOMCORED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#shes riddled with the Ive Been Unfaithful To Mark And Its Blatantly Apparent To Me With These Weird Lizard Babies I Made guilt#My Art#Threshold Day#Threshold#AU#Kathryn Janeway#Chakotay#Thomas Paris#Philippa Janeway#Edward Janeway#Amelia Janeway#Star Trek: Voyager#Human
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#ffxiv#ffxiv bakool ja ja#ffxiv dawntrail#nekkyousagiart#BIG FAT TACOS#EAT BIG FAT TACOS!#mamool ja#this idiot really grew on me during the story#yes all my new faves are lizard folk#bakool ja ja
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“Friendly Advice”
Kongzilla fic is real hell fucking yeah, gonna be making an accompanying sketch for every new chapter
#mostly kong and shimo bestie stuff in this chapter#we’ll get to idiot lizard yearning next chapter#kongzilla#godzilla x kong#godzilla x kong: the new empire#monsterverse#godzilla fanfiction#kong#godzilla#shimo#kaiju#fanfic#sketch#meeting halfway
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chaotic vibe, thanks joey
#kglw#lucas harwood#michael cavanagh#ambrose kenny smith#joey walker#cookie craig#stu mackenzie#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#never take your meds joey#please stay weird#i love them#i love these idiots
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It's "Show your pets" day in the Tower and everyone brought somebody to show to the others ! (Everyone is very impressed)
#if you can't see the scientists 's pets are pigeons#devotees got the cats (ofc)#warriors have the tiny lizards of the fortress#bards the coloured birds of the garden#the bards “idiots” have the two little guys in the sewers : the rats and the fishes#the anchorites don't have anything except the Traveler#chants of sennaar#chants of sennaar anchorites#chants of sennaar scientists#chants of sennaar bards#chants of sennaar warriors#chants of sennaar devotee
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HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
#THAT'S RIGHT!#HE TOOK HIS SCALY LIZARD DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DISGUSTING!”#SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM!#DIMITRI LOUSTEAU!#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!#AND GUESS WHAT?#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!#(boom)#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS#NO SCALES#NO SLIME#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT?#I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!#MY#SUPER#LASER#P I S S !#EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARH!#I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!#SO GET OUT OF SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!#sly cooper#sly 2 band of thieves#bentley the turtle
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Something pretty interesting I missed in my earlier Supreme Bullshit reading.
When Supreme Leader is upset at Lonato, she wonders if going to help him would be feasible, which leads to this convo with Hubert :
You want to save the man, Your Majesty? If I may, we would march all that way for...what, exactly?
Hubert, imo, thinks Lonato as basically already done and dead, Supreme Leader earlier was pissed at Lonato not following their plans, he acted on personal enemity and will most likely have to fight both the KoS and the Kingdom so...
Imagine the consequences of leaving him to die.
Here we have an example of the Supreme Leader who made this route, so interesting : it's not Hubert who has all the dastardry in their duo, Supreme Leader too, participates.
When KT forgets that they gave her a sailor fuku to be "more free", they write her to be in a similar vein as the other red Emperors like Arvis, or, Gustadolph from TS.
It's not "we must save him" or "we can't let him die", but Supreme Leader directly evacuates all that pathos, and thinks, rationally, about the consequences of leaving Lonato reap what he sowed.
We need our vassals to believe the Empire will always come to their aid. Always.
It's PR!
Going to save Lonato is not about Lonato himself, she can't give a fig about the dude, but it's all about public relationships and keeping a façade for her war of conquest : her vassals need to believe the Empire will always come to their aid.
Whether they actually do, or not, is irrelevant - they need to believe Adrestia is "trustworthy enough" to come to their help when called.
And the sheer "we need them to believe" coming from Supreme Leader herself? It's really neat, she's lying/manipulating the events to build a perfect image for her vassals, or the ones who will become her vassals (by choice).
Compare this to the Kingdom/Church "we need to help the ones who need help!" and here, instead, we have "we need to make people believe we're going to help them".
Lonato doesn't act following the plan ? It doesn't matter, Supreme Leader will seize this new opportunity to advance her own goals : aka, making people believe the Empire is "trustworthy" and "reliable".
Good. Now make our plans known to the others. I'm counting on you, Hubert.
What plans? The "we must rescue Lonato because he is our ally" or the true "we must pretend to rescue Lonato to make other nobles join our cause and believe in us"?
And what is intereting is how this exchange, of course, only happens when she is alone with Hubert.
In the following event, where Barney is here and they talk about their powers :
Ah, you should see the look on your face! Did Hubert threaten you? Don't let it get to you. Yes, he's quite good at that kind of thing, but it comes from a place of caution.
Hm... Sure. It's Hubert's way of caring I guess.
But then comes the manifesto :
I want to transform the world into a place where no one has to feel trapped by where they came from.
What's that about the place they come from? Aren't we later in this route trashtalking Annette and the Kingdom peeps because they believe in outdated values like chivalry and sacrifices to protect their loved ones?
When I am done, it won't matter where you are born, whose blood you have, or what powers course through you—everyone will be treated as equals.
When she means equals, she means people will "believe" everyone will be treated as equals, just like Lonato was supposed to "believe" Adrestia was coming to back him up and not just, play minimal part to guarantee their PR but not much more?
That's what we're fighting for, and that is what this war is going to achieve.
But Hubert said this war is a war of conquest ?
So believe me when I say this—I don't care who you are.
And yet Barney is still a nobody commoner, even if pal with the Emperor, when Linhardt is a general?
I only care about what you have done and what you have yet to do.
And what Barney can do with that power you said you don't give a crap about right? But what if Barney's abilities are basically the result of their weird powers, can we still say their power/abilities are irrelevant ?
And, hm, maybe someone can translate this for me ?
人の力に拠る未来を創るため、 すべての犠牲を私は負って立つ!
She says this when she defeats 1k peons, and Googl'd it gives... "To create a future based on the power of people, I will bear all the sacrifices!" - so what this line about not giving figs about "what powers course through you everyone will be treated as an equal"? Could Amelie the lady from Mittelfrank who couldn't end up as a diva be treated like Leopold, or what?
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Supreme Leader's words being treated as gospel is always imo hilarious, because Supreme Leader has some instances where, when KT's not busy dressing her up with some "Scarlet Blaze Power! Make Up!", she plays the role Arvis already played before her, the dastardly red emperor who manipulates and seizes every opportunity to reach her goals.
In Tru Piss we got the Javelins - but in Nopes? We get those "heart to heart" moments with Hubert that lampshade even more how much of an unreliable narrator Supreme Leader is - she still maintains care to have a level of PR and only confides to trusted people (yay Hubert!) or, in FE16, when, curiously, she has her mask on (Flamey doesn't need PR).
That's why we still have so many pretzels over Rhea's fate in Tru Piss, yes, Supreme Leader claims she wants to spare her when she adresses her in Firdhiad, in front of her allies and the people she has to lie to about her War.
But when she was with Billy? Nah, she can safely tell them that path lead to the death of Rhea and her people, something she rejoices about in their S support.
Too bad Nopes doubled down on "Sailor Adrestia" instead of giving us more of that "Arvis with a skirt" they teased us with (seriously that power move of betraying Rhea in the third chapter was just, that awesome from her part).
#3 nopes#it's upsetting because Fodlan is a treasure trove of missed opportunities#Supreme Leader is one of them#just imagine a game where the world isn't full of pretzels or doesn't end after a S convo if a FB#and Supreme Leader has to use her skills to deceive and manipulate people#instead of them being gullible idiot who suddenly develop amnesia about Flamey in FE16#or are drunk on 'imperialism yay' kool aid#wait wait wait#I had the wildest AU nonsensical shit right now about Sailor Adrestia#dimitri being Sailor Faerghus#and Lorenz is Sailor Leicester#and twist! the real moon people are lizards and agarthans#some humans inherited their powers through nefarious means#or less than nefarious ones#and rhea was the original sailor adrestia#fuck i'm doomed
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temperatures officially over 76 Fahrenheit pray for me I dont have long 🙏
#to mutuals in Southeast Asia or the South of the Contiguous United States Of America I know this is pussy shit#but. I'm a pussy. when it comes to the heat. :(#I'm like the opposite of a lizard....#<- well yeah. idiot. basic science observation.
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It's very important to take a nap before continuing to bully one's ape-shaped friends.
#watercolor#watercolor art#godzilla#godzilla art#gojira#godzilla x kong: the new empire#an idiot lizard
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#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#just vibes and trying stuff#i'm actually not super into how this lineart/pose turned out but the colours and weird circles are kinda fun#garashir#star trek ds9#ds9#deep space nine#garak#elim garak#julian bashir#cuties#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#star trek#ds9 fanart#idiots in love#otp: especially the lies#:')#eyestrain#kinda#sry#julian bashir/elim garak#julian bashir x elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir#elim garak x julian bashir
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I am a master at not doing what I originally set out to fucking do.
#hollow knight#hollow knight thk#hollow knight hornet#hollow knight tiso#this is absolutely a boofly hunting trip gone wrong#i needed to sketch smth before my brain threw a tantrum abt me working on the same refs for a few days#you can tell ardent was HARD and so was Tiso#meanwhile Hornet is over here bein the easiest of the three to draw somehow#despite having. FOUR WHOLE ARMS. AND SILK. AND NEEDLE. CLOAK BILLOW.#still easier than Giraffe Lizard and Idiot Shield
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controversially perhaps i am immensely looking forward to the lizard...................
#i love lizard......... i know hes not a lizard. amphibian. same thing <333 little fucking thang w an idiot hat....... i like grizzly pcs :]#txt#god i completely forgot the word salamander. i fucking love salamanders though i love when people draw on the salamander fire folklore#i think its fucking sick!!!
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