#ICE-E-PIZZA'S

[roxroxtbm]

COLY. E

Another stupid idea for a secret boss from Deltarune... He is Coly. E! He is an animatronic from ICE-E-PIZZA'S, he used to deliver the pizzas from the place, but one day he met a "Mysterious Guy" who drove him crazy by corrupting his internal memory.

Sprite!

[creepa-b0t-inc]

Pizza Tower but with Pizzapants and the Ice-E crew would go hard I think

Rock-E by me

Pup-C by Scare

Gumm-E by Lemonemy

Ind-E by Septxk

[deltaswapjevil]

Deltarune Secret Boss Chapter 5

Annoid

Chapter 5 Ice-E's pizza secret boss

Forgotten Concept: Scrapped/Discontinued Mascots

Toy: Windup Toy/Kids Meal Toy (has a Windup mechanism in the back that's only visible in battle)

Undertale Boss: Papyrus/Sans

Mental Disorder: Bipolar

Sin: Gluttony

Light World Object: The last figurine of the old Ice-E mascot that Pizzapants stumbled upon and hopes to sell

Soul Mode: Blue

Items: Pizzarang (Violence, Used for Burgerpants), Heros Emblem (Spare)

Battle Theme: THE FINAL FRONTIER

Circus/Dialtone variant: The Hero in Blue (Plays when encountering Annoid)

Other Themes: Nyuh Nyuh Nyuh! (plays during his puzzle segments)

It's Raining (Post Battle Theme)

Story: Used to be the mascot of Ice-E Pizza. Think the reverse Noid, trying to help people get their pizza on time. After some rebranding he was replaced with Ice-E and all about forgotten. He was then lost for a bit until he met a mysterious man who showed him the future of Ice-E's pizza and how it would fall under its new reign. Determined to stop this fate he tries and keep Ice-E's alive. He takes a Lancer sorta role and appears throughout the chapter but only can be fought by completing all his puzzles (which can all be skipped easily by just walking past them) and collecting all the key pieces and using them to unlock the hero body which he fights you over. Defeating him causes him to realize he can't stop fate and hopes that you will tell his story

[sepsis-tank]

Figured the little phone people on this app would like this too lol.

[lijoue]

ITALIA WORLD MOD PACK

Hello hello,

I've been working hard to create something really good to share with you. This is my most ambitious release yet, so I hope it was worth the wait!

ITALIA is a custom cc 'game pack' that transforms Tartosa into a beautiful Italian-inspired destination! Tartosa is my favourite world in the game, but I feel like it never gets any love because everyone hates My Wedding Stories. I want to help you fall in love with the beauty of Tartosa! If you don't have My Wedding Stories, there's plenty of base-game friendly items for you as well. There is A LOT of stuff in this pack (around 125 items).

Download Link & More Details on Patreon (early Access)

CORE FEATURES

Tartosa world override with new world lighting, buildings, trees, streetlights, functional objects, marketstalls, and decor.

New food & drinks (gelato, pasta, pizza, wine, and coffee!)

New custom-tuned functional objects to elevate your gameplay.

NEW FUNCTIONAL OBJECTS (custom tuning)

Picnic Blanket | Sit, eat, gaze at the sky, and even bathe in the moonlight. *DLC interactions require their respective packs (Lovestruck, Life & Death)

Beach Bathroom | Using this outdoor bathroom costs 1§ and restores hygiene & bladder without the uncomfy public bathroom buffs.

Beach Bag | Works like a dresser to change outfit on-the-go.

Cooler Bag | Stock with drinks & snacks. Functions like a picnic basket on blankets and picnic tables. Helps keep food fresh and fixes the picnic basket inventory to store up to 99 food and drink items.

Stovetop Moka Pot | Brew a quick pot of espresso from the countertop or stovetop.

Souvenir Stand | Purchase from a curated selection of art & objects. Includes items that are difficult to obtain in-game, as well as cc from two of my favourite creators bbygyal 123andPierisim. CC items will only show up in the shop if you already have the files in your Mods folder, so please check out their work if you haven't already! Sims can also purchase wearable souvenir t-shirts and baseball caps.

Gelato Stand | Purchase gelato, ice cream, and drinks.

Beach Stand | Purchase beach stuff, drinks, snacks, and souvenirs.

Coffee Stand | Purchase coffee and snacks

Park Fountain | Toss a coin in the fountain and have a seat. The XL version spawns butterflies.

Drinking Fountain | Wash hands or grab a drink of water with the infinitely refillable water bottle.

Nectar Bottle | Pour a glass of nectar. Includes 7 new nectar drinks and new custom buffs. Also includes in-game nectars from Horse Ranch, Dine Out, Bistro etc.

Classic Pool Float | Please download my mod Better Pool Floats for optimal experience.

Restaurant | Call a waiter to serve a curated menu of food & drinks. Sims in a rush can also order to-go (without a waiter).

NEW FOOD & DRINKS 

Nectar: Vigna Bianco, Sparkling Luminoso Bianco, Sparkling Luminoso Rosé, Rosa D'Amorosa, Amanti del Rosso, The Devil's Nectar, Bianco Spritz

Gelato: Pistachio, Pesca, Fragola, Bacio, Fior di Latte, Vanille, Caffè, Limoncello

Pasta: Carbonara, Spicy Carbonara, Spaghetti Alle Vongole, Cacio e Pepe, Spaghetti Marinara, Shrimp Spaghetti Marinara, Spaghetti Aglio e Olio

Snacks: Margherita Pizza, White Funghi Pizza, Fruit & Cheese Charcuterie Board

Cooler Drinks: Bottled Water, Aranciata Soda, Lemon Soda, Mojito Soda, Barbet Light Wave, Barbet Wild Card, Barbet Love Bite

Espresso: Caffe Latte, Cappuccino, Italian Hot Chocolate, Mocha, Macchiato, Americano

Download Link & More Details on Patreon (early Access)

[toomanystoriessolittletime]

Nightmares

Summary: After months of dating you spend the first night at Logan's waking up to him having a nightmare. He has to remind himself that you're still alive once you finally got him awake.

Pairing: Logan Howlett x fem. reader

Wordcount: 1.5k

Rating: E

Warnings: angst, dating, nightmares, fluff, smut (unprotected sex), kissing

A/N: Hi. I am Steph and this was just supposed to be just 500 words to test the waters after watching Deadpool & Wolverine. I might have more ideas, but let's see how we all like this one first lol

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At first you did not know what exactly woke you up, the room still dark as night when your eyes blinked open. For a moment you did not know where you were, but then the memories of last night came back. 

The dinner at the small pizza place you had your first date in many months back. The ice cream you shared as you walked by the river. How surprised you were when he asked if you would go to his place tonight to spend the night. 

You met Logan a couple of months ago when your car broke down just outside of town, your phone dead, not knowing what to do and how to get home. 

He was the only one who stopped. And while you of course were hesitant at first to accept the help of this big and frankly grumpy looking man, it changed when he gave you his phone to hold on to while he offered to take took a look at you car. 

His surprisingly warm smile was a big help too. 

Maybe you fell for him right back on that first day. You weren’t exactly sure. 

You just knew that you fell for him fast and hard, even though he seemed to have done everything to stop it. 

He was… a complicated man with a past he was only hesitant to share. You still didn’t know everything, but you knew enough. Even though it was a little struggle for you to accept that he was from another universe in the beginning. 

Another universe where he lost everything and everyone that he loved. 

It began to make sense to you the more time went by. 

How he struggled to let you in, even though he told you he would love nothing more than to do so. 

How he sometimes grew quiet all of the sudden. 

How sometimes he saw someone and struggled to breathe.

But you were a patient person, never pushing him to open up, trusting that if this thing between the two of you was real, that with time he would let his walls down. 

And he did. Slowly, but he did. 

And tonight was that big last step that he let the two of you take. Spending the night together at his place. 

He told you he suffered from nightmares. And his biggest fear was that his nightmares would make him hurt you. 

Logan told you about and showed you his powers early on, somehow thinking you would run right away, while you only joked about never needing to hire anyone cutting the bushes in your garden ever again. You’d always remember how he looked at you in disbelief before he laughed. 

But sleeping in the same bed with him (even though you of course spend a lot of time in bed with him, doing anything but sleep) was something he quite frankly told you that he was scared of because the most recurring nightmare he had was that he killed someone he loved in his sleep. 

And you knew you would have no way of stopping this mountain of a man if he somehow ended up attacking you in his sleep. 

It was why you had never spend a night in the same bed together up until tonight. 

Suddenly fully awake as you heard his mumbling you turned around, finding him laying on his back, his skin sweaty. 

Sucking your bottom lip in, trying to figure out what to do you reached to your side, turning the lamp on the bedside table on before you looked at him again. You shivered as the bedsheet slipped down your naked chest, pulling it up again to cover yourself up. 

He was mumbling in his sleep, his head shaking slowly, yet somehow even while asleep his arms where behind his back, as if to keep them away from you, his hands behind his back. 

You knew for a fact that he did not fall asleep like this, because he fell asleep before you and you had been laying on his chest with his arms securely around you. 

The thin bedcover had slipped down, only barely hiding his crotch, his naked chest rising quickly as he took quick breaths. 

Touching him when he was like this was probably not a good idea. 

He had told you that you should just get out of the bed should something like this happen, but it did not feel right to just leave him stuck in his nightmare. 

„Logan,“ you whispered.

No reaction. 

You took a deep breath. 

„Logan. Baby, wake up,“ you said, louder now. 

He groaned, mumbling your name. 

„Logan!“ You raised your voice and his eyes blinked open, wide and disoriented before his eyes found yours. He took deep breaths, looking at you, his eyes blinking as if he had to make sure you were there.

„You were having a nightmare, I think,“ you said quietly, your hand slowly reaching out to touch him. 

Yet before your fingertips reached his skin he somehow had you under him, his warm body on top of you, his forehead against yours. 

You released a quiet shriek, surprised by the sudden manhandling of your man. 

You brought your arms around, one hand on his cheek your other hand in his soft hair. 

„You died,“ he whispered and your heart broke. 

„You died, over and over again and I couldn’t stop it,“ he shook his head against yours. 

„Baby…“ you whispered, your fingers running over his scalp. 

„Can’t lose you,“ he said and you gasped when you felt him roll his hips against yours, his cock hard against your thigh. 

„You won’t,,“ you said, tilting your chin up so you could kiss him, as your hand ran down from his head to his back. One of his hands pulled your face closer towards his as he deepened the kiss while his other hand pulled one of your legs up to cross it behind his as he moved his hips, the tip of his cock slipping inside of you, making you moan against his lips. 

„I won’t,“ he said, his hips diving forward, his cock filling you completely in one fluent motion. You gasped, thankful that you were still wet from the time he had fucked you just before you fell asleep in his arms earlier. 

„Never gonna leave you,“ you said, arching your back, your tits brushing against his chest while he slowly fucked into you. He put one arm behind you back, his big hand pushing you up against him as his cock filled you with deep hard thrusts. 

He somehow immediately found that spot inside of you that made your whole body shake, your orgasm building quickly. 

„Gonna keep you here with me until you’re sick of me,“ he mumbled, kissing down your neck. 

„Logan…“ you gasped. 

„Gonna keep you full of me, you’d like that sweetheart huh?“ He asked and you whimpered a quiet yes.

„Yeah you do,“ you could hear him smile before his lips found yours again, his tongue dipping inside of your mouth. 

„Cum for me,“ he mumbled against your lips, his cock hitting that perfect spot inside of you, fucking you faster. 

„I’m gonna…“ you gasped, your lips parting in a silent cry as wave after wave of your orgasm washed over you, your eyes never leaving his as he drilled his cock into you, fucking you through your orgasm. 

„So fucking pretty,“ he said with a small grin, kissing you softly before he pushed himself up on his knees. His hands grabbed both of your legs, slipping them over his shoulder before he grabbed your hips, to pull you closer.

You were still riding out your first orgasm when he quickened his thrust, now fucking you in earnest. The whole bed shook as he pumped into you, his eyes flying between your face and your tits that he had shaking with every thrust.

„Want you to cum with me again,“ he said and gave you no chance to react when his fingers found your clit, slipping his fingers over it, playing with it. 

„Oh shit,“ you let your head falls back against the mattress, your eyes slipping close. 

Within what felt seconds another orgasm washed over you, Logan following you only moments later, pumping his cum inside of you until he stilled, his cock still twitching inside of you. He slowly pulled your legs from his shoulders before he carefully pulled you up against his chest, his lips finding yours in a deep kiss. 

Hours later, the sun already out you woke up in Logan’s arms with him still deep asleep behind you, hoping that this was the first of many nights you would spend like this. 

[scealaiscoite]

⋆˚࿔ build a fic no. 4 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

➴ chose an object, a food and a text message (a letter, a creature + a number), and write/request to your heart’s content!

𓂃 ࣪˖ an object

꒰ A ꒱ a stapler

꒰ B ꒱ a silver necklace

꒰ C ꒱ a beach chair

꒰ D ꒱ a pair of pyjama bottoms

꒰ E ꒱ a dead phone

꒰ F ꒱ a tube of pink lipstick

꒰ G ꒱ a cctv camera

꒰ H ꒱ a broken martini glass

꒰ I ꒱ an electrical cord

꒰ J ꒱ a cheap leather belt

꒰ K ꒱ a rusted crowbar

꒰ L ꒱ an engagement ring

꒰ M ꒱ a box of shotgun shells

꒰ N ꒱ a dull kitchen knife

꒰ O ꒱ a half-full milk carton

꒰ P ꒱ a steering wheel

꒰ Q ꒱ a pair of scissors

꒰ R ꒱ a watch with a busted strap

꒰ S ꒱ a bottle of green nail varnish

꒰ T ꒱ an old coffee mug

𓂃 ࣪˖ a food

꒰ 𓆉 ꒱ a can of redbull

꒰ 𓅨 ꒱ half an orange

꒰ 𓆣 ꒱ burnt toast

꒰ 𓃰 ꒱ cheap pizza

꒰ 𓃗 ꒱ sugared strawberries

꒰ 𓃱 ꒱ expensive steak

꒰ 𓃟 ꒱ rich belgian chocolate

꒰ 𓆟 ꒱ oolong tea

꒰ 𓆈 ꒱ gas station candy

꒰ 𓅫 ꒱ two ibuprofen

꒰ 𓅟 ꒱ piping hot cambodian coffee

꒰ 𓃵 ꒱ a bag of frozen peas

꒰ 𓃓 ꒱ supermarket salad

꒰ 𓆌 ꒱ salted cashews

꒰ 𓆏 ꒱ day-old indian takeout

꒰ 𓅭 ꒱ melting ice cream

꒰ 𓆗 ꒱ sliced mangos

꒰ 𓃢 ꒱ iced peach tea

꒰ 𓆧 ꒱ fresh honey

꒰ 𓃔 ꒱ warm croissants

𓂃 ࣪˖ a text

[multiheadcanons]

MERCS AND BIRTHDAYS

scout: june 28th, 11:15AM. cancer. big birthday guy. likes and expects a full showing of appreciation for the entire month that he is the birthday boy. forgets half the time that he shares the month with snipes, and it kind of annoys him that he has to share his birthday month with snipes, so he celebrates snipe’s birth month in may so he can have the month of june to himself. this has literally never worked. but the team will indulge him come the second. likes to pregame at the base and then barhop in town. birthday meal of choice is chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes, no gravy and two fluffernutters a la mode, drizzled in caramel. a decadent dessert for the birthday boy.

soldier: july 3rd, 11:59PM. cancer. if he didn’t love his mother so much, he would hate her. she couldn’t hold him in for one more minute? just one? come ON, MOM. he was SO. CLOSE. to having the BEST BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD. he is always the first person to fire off a firework for the fourth of july, and if anyone shoots off a firework before july 3rd, 11:59PM he will find and rob them bloody and blind. the team came to the decision to only tell soldier (and america) happy birthday at the same time, since he seems to take independence day much more seriously than his own birthday. he has corrected them before, and they have insisted so hard that he didn’t know his own birthday that he let himself believe it. he doesn’t even remember why he doesn’t like july third. so now he just robs people of their fireworks that day. soldier gets the best cuts of steak for his birthday, the coldest beer, and is always served first.

pyro: november 13th, 10:10PM. scorpio. pyro doesn’t want to hear happy birthday until 10:10PM, because that was when they were born. until then, it’s not their birthday! the next day, the whole team is going to chuck e. cheese. pyro will point at one of the items on the very top shelf, that costs fifty million tickets, and the team has two hours of unlimited play to get the amount of tickets needed to get that for their birthday. the team has found their own ways to do this, and they have never failed their objective. pyro will greatly enjoy the pizza and ice cream for their birthday, but if engie insists on cooking them a dinner on their actual birthday, they ask for rice and red beans. not canned beans, the kind that take all day to cook. the texan now knows that when pyro’s birthday is coming up he needs to start on the beans the day prior so they’re ready in time for dinner.

demo: october 12th, 9:41AM. libra. demo wants the day off. let him drink and sleep. he doesn’t want anything more than that. but the team will celebrate him anyway, because they know if he’s the only teammate that doesn’t get a party of some sort then he’s gonna be hurt by that; and they love tavish. love him enough to make him the booziest, gooiest rum cake with a scrumpy ganache potent enough to kill three elephants in an hour. and he gets the whole thing. nobody will even ask for a slice. but they’ll all stop by on his day off and tell him happy birthday. he’ll convince the entire team to “strike” for the day. it’s his birthday command, nobody will do anything for the entire 24 hours. as a matter of fact you will be banished to the battlefield if you dress up. dress in your nastiest clothes and go to bed.

heavy: august 18th, 2:37AM. he’s just a leo to me idk that’s my big guy and he gets whatever he wants for his birthday. and it changes every year. one year he demands nothing but a clean sweep on the battlefield. death is not an option. failure is not an option. give him everything you’ve got or catch his wrath. another year he just… disappears. comes up missing for a week or two. another year he wants to go on a hot air balloon ride and he wants the team with him; everyone on the same balloon. he’s never been on one before. another year he just locks the door to his room and reads. normally he is not very present for engie to make him anything that he could make confidently, so he defaults to chicken and dumplings and makes sure he has a hearty helping when he’s ready for it.

engineer: april 5th, 4:53PM. aries. oh it’s really party time. engineer learned if he wanted a party he liked he had to throw it himself, and everyone across both teams get an invite. whether they show up or not is on them, but he knows his team will be there. the blu sniper will always show up, and the blu engineer will always show up. it’s technically his birthday too, and he didn’t even have to plan the party. nobody has verbalized any issues with this, so that’s all fine, as far as engineer was concerned. the itinerary is as follows: everyone takes the day off. nobody on either team is to work. arrive in two outfits layered on top of each other. pregame from 9AM to 11AM. nobody except the designated drivers should be leaving there sober. depending on attendance, they will take up to three company vans to this bar about five hours out. ideally you arrive exactly at 4:30. park around the corner, ensure lack of cameras, get dinner, pregame again. hard. don’t worry about the drive, the restaurant engie chose is a walk away. dine and dash, be out by 5:43. move quickly, they’re racing the police force now. go to the bar. at this point he will loudly yell “it’s my birthday!” to an absolutely empty bar. somehow this will sway the bartender to give drinks on the house. get shitfaced. designated drivers are now lookout, so preferably a sniper and a scout. people who can get to the car quickly to get them out when the time comes. when the police sound to be three blocks away (scout knows what that sounds like) lay on the horn until everyone is in the car. head count. catch the stragglers. lead officers in a high speed chase on two separate highways. eliminate threats. get home unharmed. it’s fun for everyone but the designated drivers.

medic: february 15th, 12:02AM. aquarius. cupid missed him by two minutes and now the man dissects the things he loves. he shared his birthday with his father, so the doctor will normally just go home for it. he’ll be back on the 18th. he likes to spend it with his mother. they go have dinner, they drink, they catch up, they shop a little, he tells her about the team. and his mother is happy to spend it with him! she loves her little boy, and it doesn’t matter that his kill count is easily in the hundreds and he’s been a grown ass man for at least three decades, that’s her little baby boy and she will never say no to celebrating his birthday with him. they have a good time. she makes him a red velvet cake and they go to town on it. the absolute sloppiest you will ever see this man is on his birthday. guaranteed one fist fight if they go out for drinks.

sniper: june 1st, 5:53PM. gemini. he’s not used to it being hot during his birthday. chronic middle child. once scout registers that june is around the corner snipes will essentially get shafted when it comes to a birthday plan. but the team won’t let him forget it too much. he always finds it odd that they’re asking him what he wants to do that day until he checks the date. then he remembers “oh, right! it’s my birthday! i’m gonna take the day off”. engie brings him some pot brownies and he spends the day baking in his van. if he’s feeling social he’ll convince everyone to go to the lake with him.

spy: september 19th; 3:37AM. he’s a virgo because i said so. the team will buy him a bottle of wine and he sits in his smoking room with the door locked. nobody knows what he does in there on his birthday, just that sometimes they can hear his laughter past the door. so whatever he does, he’s certainly enjoying himself. takes it upon himself to cook the team dinner that night. salmon, asparagus, and gnocchi. nobody is allowed to help. makes an espresso martini with a small scoop of vanilla bean ice cream for dessert. goes to bed happy and tipsy, wakes up hungover the next day.

[roxroxtbm]

blu

[thornrings]

imagine, if you will, a chapter of deltarune that takes place in ICE-E's P"E"ZZA. the dark fountain and such is there, burgerpants may or may not be the knight, whatever it doesn't matter. kris and susie and noelle were going to meet and get pizza, perhaps to explain dark worlds to her. this is a plan they had before the fountain appeared. kris and susie were, of course, late, because they were fucking around in hometown and susie was nervous and whatnot. they get there and noelle was early and they're late and the fountain is there. they go in. they go in and it's FNAF.

it's FNAF dark world. confirming their suspicions, they can hear noelle screaming!! there's no time to wait for ralsei, they cannot AFFORD to delay, at least in susie's mind. they have to save noelle as SOON AS POSSIBLE. they spawn in at parts & service, and since at this point they've gleaned that there is Animatronic Fuckery about, they come to the conclusion that their best course of action is to play dress up and sneak around. susie gets an ambiguous legally distinct purple dinosaur costume, and kris gets the legally distinct--but still recognizable--marionette. unfortunately, the animatronics aren't their only obstacle. the doors keep closing in front of them for some reason! weird!

eventually, once they start closing in on noelle's location, they hear a music box, and... kris climbs into a box, much to susie's dismay! "KRIS," she scream whispers, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" they do not answer, and exit the box after some time has passed.

they spend the next six hours or so roleplaying five nights at freddy's i mean five nights at ice-e's with noelle, and eventually kris gets in and jumpscares her and it's over. the point is, noelle is like REALLY good at fnaf. if it wasn't for kris and susie's unique high-jinks she probably would have never lost. she really did not need saving in this situation.

they proceed to the fountain and ralsei appears behind them, unseen prior to this point. he explains that two animatronics (the ones kris and susie relieved of their duty) had essentially kidnapped him, at which point he used his signature MERCY on them, they accepted him as one of their own, and they had a fun party where ralsei made them cake and sang songs and was generally a nice boy. he got out as soon as he could, he swears!! they go and seal the fountain and it's all in good fun. what a nice dark world adventure.

then three other lightners and burgerpants show up and they start making fountains all over the place and kris turns to the camera and says

"wow... this really was, five knights at ICE-E'S..."

[deltaswapjevil]

Secret Boss 5....Right?

Another common trope for fan made Deltarune Secret Bosses is a corrupted Ice-E boss so here's Sl-Ice-E

An old animatronic for Ice-E pizza who use to serve pizza and smiles until a strange (kinda purplish black) man (strange guy really) approached and tampered with him

And he acted out and ate a child and got cancelled

He now what's be free of this alter ego

I saw this cool theory about Jevil representing ADHD and Spamton representing Autism so he represents DID having a disturbing alter ego inside his code

He uses pizza cutter blades as weapons and roller skates with pizza cutter wheels

He randomly adds hyphens into sentences because it's kinda funny yo

If you haven't gathered he's very FNAF but slightly colder

[hylianane]

I don’t know if I subscribe to the ‘sans is from Deltarune’ idea, I don’t think I do, but I think anyone who does should embrace feminism and accept that if he is from Deltarune, Alphys is, too.

People note the fact that sans and Papyrus don’t have a specific backstory in UT as evidence that they came from DR, with QC simply saying that they showed up one day and asserted themselves into town. Well, in Undertale, Alphys also doesn’t have an early history either. We don’t even know how old she is in comparison to other characters, like Undyne who speaks about training with Asgore in childhood, and Toriel and Asgore with their hundreds of years old history. THIS is the earliest bits of info we have on her.

She sought out Catty and Bratty… and then she sought out Mettaton… weird, huh? Almost like she’s trying to find things that are familiar ;)

People also bring up Sans’s crossword puzzle with a picture of Ice-E printed on it. A very strange thing indeed, considering we don’t see Ice-E’s Pezza mentioned anywhere else. Or… or do we? Because there’s a silly little fun value event you can get in Snowdin, in which a character with a familiar sound to her text tries to prank call a pizzeria. A character who is like. Absolutely, obviously Alphys. But there is no pizzeria in the underground as far as we know, right…?

Sans has al Ice-E, Alphys has a pizza… the fact that both moments, and the chance to speak to Clamgirl about Suzy and find the ‘Don’t Forget’ note, have fun values assigned to them is very telling. Wether it actually adds to the tinfoil hat theory I’m pitching or not, I’m gonna stay convinced that this event IS meant to be a Deltarune joke from Toby

And this is not the only secret Sans and Alphys share. The two are connected in a way that is never explicitly discussed or revealed. Most people brushed it off as them having maybe worked together on the amalgamates, but there is nothing in Alphy’s entries that could indicate this aside from some of them being written poorly.

and yet, they know each other so well, Alphys can predict his jokes before he says them.

But how can I prove that they know each other from Deltarune, specifically?

I can’t lol that’s not how these theories work

But the reason ‘Sans is from Deltarune’ became so wide spread and believable in the first place is because it answered the question of what he had hidden in his lab, and where it was that he wanted to return to. It solved the secret of his machine.

Well, my theory explains why Alphys had her name written in barely legible handwriting all over said machine’s blueprints. They were trying to return to Deltarune.

Wake UP ‘Sans is from Deltarune truthers, Alphys stocks are higher than they’ve ever been- even when compared to Undertale’s popularity peak in 2016. It is time to capitalize on it.

[colliecross]

Based of this:

I present the stupidest thing I’ve ever written, this dialogue is from the perspective of Berdly:

You. Me. Festival.

What are we getting for dinner?

Bird Seed of course!

Uh-Oh!

Looks like there was a Dark Fountain in our festival food booth.

We black out and wake up in a Dark World.

We’re surrounded by Darkners,

Angry Darkners.

You know what that means,

ACT-

The noise drives in a Secret Boss™️

What do we gonna do?

We’re gonna pacify it!

Boss Fight,

Boss Theme,

Boss… Spared??

OH YES PLEASE!

We befriend the Boss after we beat it in a brawl,

and then we ride into an Ice-E-Pizza!

Dance Dance Revolution!

REVOLUTION?! OVERTHROW THE DARK PRINCE??

UHH, I THINK SO!

Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as The Knight!

Then I turn into a ♥️

Fly into the Dark Fountain,

Black out again!

Wake up, eat some Chalk,

WHITE OUT!

(which I didn’t know you could do-)

Then I smoked a joint,

GREENED OUT!

Then I turned into a Titian!

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE PROPHECY IS KICKING IN!

[insert Gaster-Sounds, I can’t write the incomprehensible screams of Berdly.]

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today on really stupid occasionally helpful demigod powers/quirks:

jason can breathe just as easy when the air gets thinner. his ears also dont pop in air pressure differentials. however, his ears DO pop underwater and he hates it so much. also intuitively knows n, e, s, and w cause of wind currents or something. power boosts on thursdays, the first of the month, during june, and new moons. if all of these align he becomes near godly, and completely unstoppable for exactly one day. walnut trees get planted around his cabin because they grow better in his presence. also sage. he really likes the smell of sage, too. and oak trees.

on the same train of thought, percy's ears dont pop underwater. he also claps really loud like a seal when he's upset or is trying to get attention. he also has mild temperature resistance if it's in water (i.e, calmly testing if boiling water is hot enough by dipping his fingers in for a split second, holding an ice cube in his hand for extended periods w/o pain) and his body temp matches the water around him. finds cutting/pulling the icky strands off of celery (especially wild celery) unusually easy.

splitting this cause its long

hazel can sense trace amounts of metals in things like water. also can identify the alloy of metals + gemstones, which would make her shockingly valuable at a pawn shop, but still. she also gives tips on the metal for other's earrings n stuff cause leo's ear piercings turned his ears green.

leo is kind of good at weaving. he also happens to have a hand for sculpting. also, just for hephaestus kids in general, whenever someone annoys him their next forged item kind of sucks ass honestly. unfortunate. :((. it's like the curses the apollo kids can cast, except mild inconvenience. leo can also similarly sense alloys to hazel, but not gemstones. naturally runs very warm, so is pretty immune to temperature. rarely gets sick because he can just... burn away the germs.

frank has itty bitty power boosts on tuesdays and during march. he's also surprisingly good with plants for such a tough looking guy. he keeps a few houseplants at cj. he also can naturally speak wolf since theyre sacred to mars. he accidentally spoke wolf to jason once and jason was incredibly excited.

piper also has itty bitty power boosts, but specifically on fridays. she doesn't notice all too much but she also is slightly happier on those days. fun! she also has a better time during april. very nice. also, demeter kids occasionally require her help because plants of the family rosaceae grow really damn good around her and produce larger, sweeter fruits.

annabeth is canonically good at weaving. ive decided shes also good at arts n crafts. and spinning yarn. + she loves olives and they grow better around her. the demeter kids specifically plant certain things around other cabins because they're just incredibly easy to grow near certain demigods. also is good at forging specifically bronze. she orders pizza with extra black olives whenever she can.

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YOU'VE BEEN ON MY MIND —

— co-parenting with alonso has been smooth sailing, until he starts dropping hints that he wants to be with you again

SPECIAL ★ ALES AND YNLONSO

amgf after that chapter, this is your gift ig enjoy it because it'll only get better (worse) from here 😀👍

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ALEJANDRO ALONSO (ALES)

born on June 2019, 5 years of age

likes dinosaurs, toy cars, legos, and construction work

likes to eat ice cream, alonso's special tacos, and a specific pizza that yn makes

likes long walks on the beach with his father and mother

likes to add grass in his lego builds

currently raising a succulent with his father, they named it avi

has his own id at the hospital yn works at due to his frequency in visiting

started pre-school recently and spends most of his time in school

his favorite places are the aston martin office and anywhere with his mother and father

playmates with lewis and nico's daughters

his godfather is lance, yn's cousin

YNLONSO — FORMATIVE YEARS

met through lawrence stroll back when yn was volunteering in the medical bay at a few races

alonso would fake injuries just to go to the medical bay whenever he can, and often skipped meetings just to take a few peeks at yn

alonso became extremely jealous when someone else crashed and was brought to the medical bay, so he began to pray for everyone's safety so they don't have to meet yn

when called for mandatory check ups, alonso would always look for yn and hog her for the whole day

the grid became increasingly curious about alonso's relationship with you, despite your attempts in keeping the relationship private

broke up once after a nasty crash in 2016, yn couldn't bear seeing alonso in pain especially since she was the one treating him

yn is a date to marry type, and found a future in alonso when they got engaged in 2018

their first date was in a parking lot outside the hospital when yn was still an intern for residency, and alonso surprised yn with tacos during a night shift

once, alonso planned on surprising yn but she was stuck in a long surgery, so he fell asleep waiting for her

alonso would always stop by the hospital after races and meetings just to see yn and talk to her even if it's just a few seconds

yn prefers it when alonso was in wec due to less racing schedules, also because alonso won the year she gave birth to ales

had a mutual split much to alonso's pleas after he came out from retirement in 2021

started co-parenting at the beginning of 2022 when ales and yn moved back to spain

frequently drives to each other's house and has a spare key of each other's front door and gate

alonso kept yn as his emergency contact even after their split, so she was still getting updates from alonso

yn and alonso both use lance to get updates about each other, and use him to play messenger, which lance didn't really like at the beginning, but now he's holding a lot of their secrets

their weekly routine with ales includes walking to the beach, having one lunch outing, one dinner date and a trip to the grocery

speaking of groceries, they go buy groceries together so ales has the same food in both households

it's also customary for them to invite the other for a meal when picking up ales, but really it's alonso being a mastermind to spend more time with yn

currently, alonso is trying to make it work with yn, and is contemplating on leaving after the 2023 season to be with them

★ YOU'VE BEEN ON MY MIND — @namgification @nebarious @minkyungseokie @viennakarma @lxclerc @booksandflowrs @c-losur3 @lichterfee @moonyzsworld @e-nonsense @vicurious28 @dannyriccsupremacy @thearchieves @welovediaaxx @vogueprincess @mael1pastry @khaylin27 @whydowesleepeachnight @iridescent-sol

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The Rise of Team E-Scope Headcanons: Part Nine

Idea Post Part One Last Part

The Am-AH-zon Race:

• Noah wasn't asleep away from him team. He was actually sleeping with his head in Izzy's lap. She had been playing with his hair while talking to Trent about something random that came to her mind, and Trent was being nice and just listening to her ramble while Justin was talking with Tyler.

Alejandro didn't sleep well that night, so he woke up already a little grumpy, and Owen's sleep talking hadn't helped anything. He got a little jealous that Noah was sleeping through it all but, on the other hand, was happy someone was getting some sleep.

That's why he elbowed Owen and hissed, "Will you pipe down already!"

Izzy saw this and gasped to herself. She knew Alejandro wasn't as he displayed, but it was another thing to see it so blatantly without anyone else noticing.

• Owen still absolutely sleep punches Alejandro in the face, which caused him to fall, and at the same time, Noah woke up because of Izzy dodging Owen's fists he fell off her lap and groaned about economy class.

• Thus, Alejandro saw an opportunity to help his new "amigo" and offered Noah a hand up. Noah, to play up, their new friendship fretted about the black eye he could see forming on Alejandro and made him sit down so he could go get supplies from the nurse. (The actual nurse, not Chef, in the sexy nurses outfit. Though I love him in that outfit. One of my top favorites of his.)

• It's when Noah leaves to get ice that Owen tries to apologize to Alejandro and Alejandro just brushes it off and maybe smugly adds, "Nothing the ice Noah is getting for me won't fix....and some revenge." He still absolutely asks if Owen has any serious allergies. He doesn't, but this does make him go on a tangent of Noah's allergies.

• Noah comes back, but with Chef in the nurse outfit (I had to). Chef doesn't slap the eyepatch on Alejandro right away he just hands it to him and tells Noah to help him put it on after they ice the eye after a while. Noah, of course, agrees.

• Alejandro may enjoy the attention more than he'd ever admit as Noah held the ice to his eye for him and then helped place the eyepatch on him. All the while, he ignored Owen as best he could. And maybe he smirked a little when Owen tried to grab him, and Noah stopped him.

He would have gotten more enjoyment from it if Noah had been harsh with the butter donkey, but the smaller boy had just stopped Owen gently and jokingly told the oaf, "careful big guy, i just got him back in working order."

• A rat does appear in the episode, but it just runs across Noah's feet. He knows the rat. Its name is Pesto, and it's one of the interns, Camille's pet rat. But he plays up, not knowing it and claiming once more how he hates economy class. Alejandro follows this up by declaring the next challenge they will be back in first class.

• Tyler still makes his comment of it not being all bad. He and Lindsay had been blowing kisses back and forth with Tyler comically catching her kisses in increasingly goofy manners to make his girl laugh.

• Lindsay, DJ, and Sadie all feel bad about eliminating Bridgette and Leshawna but talk out why it had to happen. DJ still feels like it should have been him who got eliminated, and Izzy and Noah hear this and share a look. Eva had talked to them about this and heard it themselves, and seeing the distress on DJ's face, they agreed to their next elimination being DJ.

• Izzy immediately starts loudly talking about how her family has been cursed many times. DJ optimistically asked her how her family got rid of them, to which Izzy responded, "Got rid of? Haha, why would we do that?"

• Sierra did make a laptop out of a pizza box. There was no pizza in it. She made a fake keyboard, too, out of a different pizza box that she placed in the empty bottom part of the first pizza box. There will be no rat acting as the mouse because the rats we see are Camille's pets that she is renting to the show.

She is going through major electronics withdrawal.

• Gwen did not mistake it as a real laptop but did ask what that was all about and when Sierra offered to let her check her emails Gwen did say she was good but she slowly got out of her seat so she could go to the bar and order breakfast.

• Heather was still doing her makeup to try and hide her black eye and the bruising of her cheek. Courtney would lie about finding the situation a little funny.

• Gwen still made the comment about Team Amazon being in the Amazon and how that has to be a lucky sign. Sierra still pointed out how that was a jinx, and even Eva nodded her head in agreement. She doesn't believe in that stuff, but it's all to make it seem like she does a bit given she, Izzy, and Noah are trying to get DJ out gently and to do this they need to mention curses and jinxes and the like.

• Chris confirms knowing about Cody's allergies and Noah's! In one of my TDWT Rewrite Headcanons, I said he is allergic to bees, wasps, pollen, and dust, so he also has an epipen.

Sierra still volunteered to hold the epipen for Cody. Katie and Eva were about to volunteer, too, but Cody still begged Gwen to do it, which she reluctantly agreed to.

Izzy was prepared to volunteer for Noah, but Alejandro beat her to it. All part of his plan to be seen as a good friend to Noah and keep him unassuming.

• Noah would like to state for the record he was unaware of the Zing Zing plot and would have vetoed that very bad idea as soon as Chris had it. Squirt bottle and all! He knows all the tribes that live in the Amazon thanks to a project he did on it in school. So he knows the Zing Zing's are most likely the interns or actors being paid to dress up.

• Still no tents, but they are given packs with sleeping bags, some water, trail mix, jerky, and protein bars as basic provisions, plus the walkie-talkies and flashlights.

• The teams still split up the same way as the show with Victory and Chris going left and Amazon going right.

• Lindsay, DJ, and Sadie did get to the zipline first and got to use the T-bar. DJ held onto the T-bar while Lindsay held on to his front, and Sadie held onto his back.

• Gwen does give back the epipen. Sierra tried to catch Cody back from a prop giant bug, but Eva caught him instead while Katie shoved Sierra away. Eva carried the epipen instead, and Katie and her had Cody walk between them.

• Alejandro did go down the zipline with his belt, as did Trent. Noah did not let Owen go down on his bare hands. He instead handed Owen, Tyler, and Justin some carabiners from his belt to use. (Added to Alejandro's list once the three made it down, and he asked where they got the carabiners.) Izzy and Noah still went down with a carabiner he still had with a cord tied to Izzy's backpack while Izzy wore said backpack and held Noah in her arms.

They nearly crashed into the end pole, but Alejandro stopped them. Well, he was actually trying to help Noah, which ended up helping Izzy.

• Team Amazon does get taken by the "Zing Zings" only because the interns preemptively tranqed Eva. (Chris's orders because he really wanted the Zing Zing plotline to go somewhere, and he knew if Eva was awake, she'd fight the actors. She was placed in a cage instead of tied to a tree like everyone else. Still no batteries in the walkie-talkie again for the sake of the plot. But the flashlights definitely have batteries, so it was lucky that Cody put his in his pocket rather than back in his bag like everyone else.

• No Gwen getting accidentally injected with the epipen. Also, no x-ray glasses.

• By dusk, Team Victory was in the lead, so Chris gave them the reward of actually having a tent while they camped.

Team Chris made camp with Alejandro, Noah, and Trent, making a temporary shelter out of bamboo and large leaves. Izzy and Owen foraged for food with Noah telling Izzy what to look for and not wing it. Tyler and Justin were sent to get firewood.

• Gwen gets the batteries in, and they call Chris, who promises to save them if they sing. (No Gwen rap). The Heather goddess plotline is still a thing but no gold tooth. They instead put a fake golden necklace and headdress on her.

• DJ hurt one monkey, not a whole bunch, because he got out of the tent to use the bathroom and tripped on one.

• Team Chris was attacked by giant caterpillars, but they were actually robots controlled by Chris and Chef. (If the caterpillars barely attacked Noah, that was by complete accident.)

Team Chris did end up taking shifts to sleep except Noah because he got stung by a wasp during the fight with the caterpillars, and Alejandro had to inject him with the epipen. Because that happened, Noah felt more tired than usual, which is a normal reaction he's had after using an epipen, so he was left to sleep. Coincidentally, he slept next to Alejandro, and this ended up being the first time he sleep cuddles Alejandro.

No Owen being taken despite Alejandro wanting it because he knows if it happened, it would jeopardize his plan with Noah.

• To really sell the whole Noah is lazy plot, Noah complained about still being tired and held his arms up, which had Izzy immediately scooping him up and carrying him.

While Trent and Justin joked about it being same old Noah to do so. Alejandro didn't think that. He was impressed that Noah got someone to do the work for him without saying much or asking directly.

• Team Victory was still the first to reach Machu Picchu, and Team Chris was second since they didn't forget Owen. This means Team Victory and Team Chris started searching for the golden treasure at the same time.

• Eva was pissed when she woke up in the cage and demanded to be let out, but Heather still played up the whole she would ask the Zing Zings to release her team but what if it made them angry??? She's just protecting them! Honest!

• Lindsay still finds the golden treasure first! So yay, Team Victory!

No Owen destroying the old ruins with the weird diamond or glass artifact. That was such a weird thing, but also, I feel like that would be something that got them arrested and the show canceled.

• Chef did "rescue" Team Amazon from the actors, and Heather threw a massive fit that had even Sierra sassing her. Cody still got bit by a red ant, but thankfully, Eva was taken out of the cage so she could give him the epipen.

She administered it in the middle of the outer thigh as that's what she was told to do by Noah. (It is proper procedure, and the buttocks are a place that you are supposed to avoid putting it. Along with veins, fingers, hands, toes, or feet.)

• Courtney, Gwen, and Sierra did vote for Heather, but Cody, Eva, and Katie voted for Sierra. Sure, it probably would have been good to get Heather out of the game so early, but Eva and Katie swore they would help Cody get Sierra out.

Heather still voted for Gwen.

When everyone saw who voted for who they were worried that it might be a double elimination again. A tiebreaker was fine with them as that would be fair, but they were all disappointed that Chris declared it a fake elimination/reward challenge.

Sierra was still upset that Cody voted for her. But also she was mad because she thought Eva got in his head.

• Eva is on her shit list now.