#ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE??? haMilton?? fuck off

[nerefee]

the montage in our little secret (2024) where they recapped the last 10 years in internet highlights? absolutely diabolical, I didn’t realise how old I was

[dingustripas]

I just finished watching Glass Onion for the third time so now you get to hear my rant about it but the details are out of order in the timeline because I’m lazy

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

When Miles lifts the gun off of Duke, we can actually see it pre-Blanc explaining it. The scene where the two hug you can see Miles take the gun and slip it into the back of his jeans.

Following the gun thing, we, the viewers actually SEE the gun itself (pre-Blanc’s explanation) when Miles goes back to the mini bar to put it in the ice bucket. Although it’s kind of hard to see it’s very clearly a gun but our eyes manipulate our minds into thinking it’s a drink because it is indeed a minibar.

They show how Miles places the drink in Dukes hand pre Blanc’s explanation but quickly distract us with the groups dynamic and Birdie.

Phillip is skeptical of Helen when she asks for Blanc, we can assume that he and Blanc have had negative run ins with people from jobs. Also Phillip might be judging Helen’s character, who she is, because he doesn’t want to put Blanc into a situation where he’s in true danger. He’s a detective not Batman.

Birdies mask at the beginning of the movie at the boat is just fucking chains across her face in diamond pattern.

Blanc doesn’t have a gag reflex when the dude in the white suit puts Miles “covid vax” down his throat. (Bc he’s 🏳️‍🌈)

Andi, when she first comes up with the idea for Alpha and starts working with Miles, is wearing dark colors. The dark blue pinstripe suit, her completely black ensamble when we see her at the Glass Onion (the bar). But when she’s challenging Miles she’s wearing both Black and white. At the trial she’s wearing a light almost off white suit. Why is this important? Because what color is Helen wearing when she shuts miles down? White. The color white is, in itself, a color that symbolizes Miles downfall.

Connecting back to the white idea, Whiskey is wearing all white (her bathing suit) when she reveals crucial information about Miles giving her the Taurus necklace for her birthday. (Which leads to his downfall when Blanc puts 2+2 together that he killed Andi)

“Im really bad at dumb things” -Blanc. The reason he didn’t catch on to what was going on with Miles earlier was because Miles is stupid. Miles is so dumb that he fucking befuddled Blanc because Miles is so stupid.

Blanc isn’t uncomfortable about his arousal around Birdie when she put her legs up on him while Miles talks about being ‘Disrupters’. He’s uncomfortable because he’s GAY and has a BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND.

There’s a bunch of owls and small trinkets of birds in Birdies room.

The movie, at the very beginning, with Miles mystery invitation box thing hints at where the envelope is hidden. The fibonacci sequence on the box has the center blocked out in black, where we will later see in the film is red which is where Miles is hiding the envelope. For fucks sake the movie even goes out of its way, with Dukes mother, to point out the sequence. (“The first one’s a fibonacci sequence” -Dukes mom).

During the dinner Whiskey is wearing the same golden chain body jewelry that Birdie was wearing earlier at the pool. So this could mean two things: 1. They have the same chain and 2. Whiskey borrowed the chain from Birdie.

Now connecting to my first point about the chain jewelry above. The reason why Miles likes Whiskey, despite her sleeping with him for the sake of Dukes channel, is because Whiskey reminds him of younger Birdie. Birdie even talks to Peg about how dazzled and amazed Miles was when he first met her and how she wishes it was like that again. Then when they’re smashing the glass sculptures, the first thing Whiskey smashes is a sculpture of a bird. Hence smashing Miles perception of her as another person he can use like he used Birdie.

“You have him turn around so he can have deniability” -Aaron Burr in Hamilton (Basically what Blanc was thinking when he walked out of the room)

When Blanc is trying to light his cigar in the “Smokeless garden” the reason the alarms go off is because because just the smoke and small flames from Blanc’s cigar could cause “another Hindenburg”.

The ending scene with Helen and Blanc after Blanc asks her if she’s ready to go home, Helen’s sitting stance mimics the Mona Lisa. Miles said “It all started with her” in reference to his success being inspired by the Mona Lisa. But it all ended with Helen and her stance at the end mimicking the Mona Lisa is meant to represent that. The beginning and end of Miles Bron.

Blanc refers to alchol as offering Helen “some courage”. Ofc as we all know alcohol is commonly referred to as “Liquid Courage”.

We should’ve known Miles was the killer for this simple reason: The glass he handed to Duke. Duke dying holding Miles’s glass is literally like a signed note. Duke died with Miles name literally written on the crime scene.

[conartisthaiji]

shit my writing prof has said

“I like the star wars prequels? they’re so bad that you can’t even like them in ironic way. they’re terrible and i love it.” 

“My students were distraught over Spiderman in Infinity War, so I had to go see it. And Spiderman was such a sweet kid, like...it was a good scene. but it was also kind of funny.” 

“You have an essay draft due on Monday, so you don’t have to do anything until Sunday night.” 

“I like comic sans. you see an essay prompt written in times new roman, and it’s like, oh wow, that’s legit. you see an essay prompt written in comic sans, and it’s just. not scary.” 

“Include pictures of your pet. I like people’s pets.” 

“That picture is like the picture of a really cool guy and his approachable friend.” (about a picture of him and his cat) (the cat is the really cool guy)

“He was charging me way too much money to get my car fixed. But I really really liked the dude so I let him do it. And then he got sick, and needed money for his hospital bills, so I gave him some. My wife was like ‘no you’ve probably paid his bills for the past year’ but I really liked him for some reason.” (about his neighbor [who in my opinion is a jerk])

“This is the last thing I’m gonna say.” *talks a little bit* “Okay, this is the LAST thing I’m gonna say. Fuck.” 

*meeting about one of my papers* Him: “You should try and work your thesis in your essay.” Me: “Yeah, i wrote it last.” Him: “Oh so like i told you too. I guess I should have this meeting with myself then while you go off and eat ice cream or whatever.” 

“When you write a research paper, it’s gonna be so great because I will have had nothing to do with it.” 

“Your paper is due on Monday, your next reading assignment is due on Wednesday...that means Monday will be Special Mystery Time, oooh. What could it be?” “Are we going to watch a movie?” “...something like that, yes.” “Yes!” “Nah, actually, we’re going to look at memes.” 

“You guys are so Quiet. I feel like if I had meetings in here there would be more noise. I feel kind of bad. Enjoy your youth! Speak to each other! Have fun!” 

“I hope that there is enough of a planet for you to build the world you’re capable of making. ...And that’s not me blowing sunshine up your asses as usual.” 

“In five years my ears will be so big that I’ll just glide to all my classes. I need to work on flapping them...” 

“If class was like, two or three hours longer, I would have taught My Immortal to you guys. It’s such a fascinating fan tribute piece.” “Oh my god.” “Alas, there wasn’t enough time. In a better universe though, we got to learn about it.” (when i was talking to him about my freaking research paper [which, coincidentally, is about hamilton fanfic, so. relevant i guess]). 

“Guys this the pokemon I resemble *Projects parasect*. *Puts on pastel floral bucket hat* Don’t you see it?"

“I saw a picture of Rhianna wearing a bucket hat and thought, Bucket hats are gonna be in now"

“It is pure coincidence that these cookies are being handed out at the same time as student evaluations”

“PIPIM: Pancake ideations per minute”

“I suck at everything but parallel parking” (he deadass showed me a pic of his parallel parking job and...he’s not wrong)

*Describing Shakespeare* “The guy with the huge forehead that I really like”

“I challenged my niece to a fortnite dance off, so I need to spend the weekend learning all of the fortnight dances.” 

“I really wanna meet this mountain lion. Just like grab a steak and sit in the backyard and become his best friend. And if you hear that it kills me, I don't want you to be sad. I want you to think that he died doing what he loved.”

[fandomdragon20]

Hamilton Characters as Youtubers (sue me)

Alexander: Screaming, Swearing, "ah, shit OH SH*BLEEP*" Fuck You™ "Rant Video", too many rants,

Laurens: Global Warming, Goddamnit!!, profile is a turtle, lots of explosion edits, imaGay, anime

Lafayette: "France Motherfukas", make-up tutorials, fast talking, accidentally/purposely flipped everyone off in one video,

Hercules: clothing, Fashion w/ Laf, gaming, yelling, mic falls over too many times, memes™

Burr: barely uploads, mostly in collaboration videos with the Hamilsquad, did the Ice Bucket Challenge, got hacked one time, usually trolls Alex's videos in the comment section