#I'mma be like

[confused-spood]

literally me when I think I have a crush on someone

[silverlombaxwitch]

These losers frfr

Day 14 for Cringetober 2024 which is incorrect quote!! Decided to do a serirei ft mob one hehehe

[sepyana]

JJBA Reductress + Onion Headlines - Vento Aureo

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

Anyway I love him <3

More daytime version under the cut because I couldn't decide which version I preferred :D

[theladyofrosewater]

this is the second time within a MONTH goddamit

[getvalentined]

Vincent chaperoning his son and his son's hall monitor classmate to a Halloween party.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Rise of Kyoshi deleted chapter/conversation: Animated

(Kyoshi thought Kelsang thinking she was the Avatar was her only trouble, but she miscalculated. Rangi's inquiry reveals a new level of uncomfortable conversations she'll have to tackle in the future.)

[kinglucaslallemant]

I can't believe Ming's mom and Tong really thought they were going to be able to keep Ming away from Joe. Bitch. Death couldn't even swing that shit. Nice try. They really thought "I'm gonna tell on you!" was gonna do anything?

Ming literally just basically said he thinks this man is his soulmate (Ming explaining that his fixation on Joe 2.0 was because when he met him he finally felt relief from a daily agony? You can't tell me that is not Ming saying 'my soul recognized yours') , the effort that Ming has gone through to get this man back... y'all never had a chance. No one stands a chance. He will do whatever it takes to be with Joe. Period.

Everyone else go home.

[hallowsden]

DC x DP Idea Thing #2

Child of Freeze AU

MR. FREEZE WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD DAD, YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE.

Like

When I first discovered the DC x DP crossover, specifically when the realization sank in that Danny had ice powers, my brain immediately went into overdrive about that and added "WHAT IF DAD!FREEZE" into the mix here.

It's only now my brain wanted to expand on it.

We have the usual trope here that Danny's parents reacted badly to learning about him being Fenton, causing him to get experimented on briefly before running and later settling in Gotham. Here, they found out he was Phantom when his ghost form's appearance started to bleed through to his human form.

His black hair kept gaining white strands every day, his skin gained a paler hue with a tinge of blue only seen in the dead and the ghosts, his body temperature dropped while his heart beats were slower. Hell, he had felt some of the more subtle changes. How his eyes were sore and couldn't see properly for a week before they got better, how his ears became irritated as they shifted to be slightly pointed, and even his limbs throbbed in pain for a while.

At first, his parents chalked it up as a result of being exposed to ectoplasm for most of his life, leading to them practicing lab safety for once in hopes that these changes were temporary.

It didn't take long for them to come up with the conclusion the Phantom replaced their son and used his appearance as a disguise. At least, Maddie came to that conclusion and went immediately to dissect him.

Jack couldn't stand seeing Danny getting opened up like that. Even if he's still conflicted about whether or not Danny is Phantom or Phantom replaced him, he couldn't get the image and the cries of his son in pain out of his head. He helped Danny escape while he distracts Maddie.

Danny ends up coming to Gotham after flying as fast as he could while injured. He ends up finding a frozen place underground and proceeds to pass out as his body tries to regenerate/heal itself. He didn't notice the body suspended in a capsule nearby, having been too tired and too drained.

That's how Mr. Freeze finds him. A teen, likely 16 at most, severely injured, and surprisingly, not bothered by the sub-zero temperatures of his hideout.

I'm all for the idea that before Nora's illness came into effect, she and Victor wanted to have children. The two always had a bit of a soft spot for them anyways. (During the winter season, Freeze doesn't try to cause much villainy as this is the only time of the year he can go around without his suit. Instead, he ends up helping decorate Gotham with some Ice Sculptures and tends to entertain the children of Gotham if possible.)

Essentially, paternal instincts took over and helped Danny get better. Will he be surprised at the exponential rate Danny's healing? Yes, but he just chalks it up to him being a meta. Mr. Freeze will notice some of the unnatural traits present in Danny after all, but who is he to judge? Plus, Metas had it hard in Gotham, even if the no meta rule loosened up when Signal came about in the Batfamily.

Mr. Freeze now has two people to fret and take care of.

(Just- Danny gets adopted by Mr. Freeze, and later on, so do Ellie and Jazz even though she is already over 18 and needs to wear thick clothes)

[dally-cola-aka-money]

Lowkey hate this

[chevalperd]

hi guys i made a person!! an alien stage person, possibly for season 40!! her name is clementine and in my free time i imagine deconstructing her sanity brick by brick :D

thank you @/shakingparadigm for the templates!!

this is probably going to be a wall of text...please bear with my ramblings lmao

she/her pronouns, probably pan? who knows. she certainly doesn't

outwardly very silly with a childish attitude that most people think she should've grown out of by now, always smiling, class clown kind of vibe. dad joke generation machine. names and mentally befriends inanimate objects. gives good advice and knows how to be serious in dire straits, but generally seems to take nothing seriously

her guardian is an erratic type who bought her seeking to make money off alien stage, and when she's not at the garden they fluctuate between pushing her aside into isolation for weeks so she won't bother them, lavish generosity after she does something that makes them money, and taking out their anger on her through extreme temperature torture. so.

stemming from that kind of "upbringing," clem's internal thought process is a bit more—not exactly calculating, but more careful than she appears, always monitoring other people's emotions and motivations to brace herself for their reactions. if someone shows the slightest sign of anger, she'll keep talking and smiling, but in her head she's in fight or flight mode, planning escape routes for herself and the people she cares about

on those lines, she's very much an empath and generally is good at reading people (unless they are specifically unreadable people. then they kind of scare her, but in a "wow. can i be friends with you, i would like to get to know you better mostly because i like you but also a little bit because i will not feel safe until i know you better!!" kind of way). her biggest strength in singing is her emotional quality, regarding both her emotions in her singing and the emotions she arouses in her audience. she expresses emotions in music that she doesn't let herself express otherwise, and she has so much of those emotions bottled up that it adds to their potency when she's singing

she generally loves other people and wants to be friends with everyone which is a little stupid but maybe she wants to be stupid

ultimately her false optimism and "silly >:3" presentation is less a façade and more a coping mechanism. she's perfectly aware that staying positive means nothing towards her survival in this system, but it's the only thing keeping her sane and insanity is honestly scarier to her than death is. (also maybe it'll make someone else happy, and then her existence will mean something)

her hair is a genetic modification to make her stand out, implemented by her owner a year or so after she came to the garden. she was a little kid with an attachment to her pretty dark hair and cried about it for about ten minutes (that was probably the most recent time she let herself cry) but decided it was cool and a dumb thing to be so sad about, especially when the choice never belonged to her. nobody else remembers her dark hair, anyway

likes to be called silly nicknames like clem or clemmie but never asks for it, obviously

TL;DR: the ">:D!!!" is but a shell for the paranoia within.

no friends (yet...looks at you with giant eyes)

this is a lot longer and more revealing than i wanted it to be already, so um. the rest of her lore must be unlocked through tortuous side quests!!

i hope you like my silly repressed daughter :D

[z-eusie]

what if i also said something controversial like i think zeus is the shortest of his brothers

[kanerallels]

I'm trying to figure out some self publishing stuff and. hmm. perhaps this was the wrong time of the month to attempt this

[somerandomcockroach]

Okay-okay-okay, I really need to put out some silly thoughts from "Autocracy" IDW and sleep peacefully Of course I liked it ha-ha, it is filled with revolution, double revolution, triple revolution Autocracy spoilers, I guess?

• They call each other old-timers if they are older pffht • Firstly, help, Soundwave's kids are CRAZY, I mean I saw them fighting good against autobots but when Soundwave was running away, he was just "Go, my pokemon", and his kids were absolutely destroying everyone on his tail • OH I ABSOLUTELY LOVED all dialogues between Megatron and Orion Pax, from future I got that they were friends, so they know each other, but somehow Megatron is much better at guessing how Orion will act. Megatron thinks as a real tactician, using bots as his weapon, having a backup plan even if it required lifes of other bots. Orion, even from his origin, never seemed a person of "plan b", he improvise but he relies a lot on his comrades, they are a strong team, they are his plan b, and while this whole corruption situation was irritating him more and more, he became more violent and less considerable about proper plans, it goes as it goes. I guess that's why Megatron was underestimating him plus added the fact of how much power he got. Yeeeet~ Orion is using what Megatron did write, quotes it, and I'm sure he meant it in the right way, while Megatron's way is violent. "Criminal posing as a revolutionary and revolutionary posing as a cop" is my fav ship. He is using Orion in his plans in pretty curly and good ways ○ OKAY, a little note, but Megatron finds Starscream as very useful and trustful liege, it started amazing me from Megatron's origin where they were coming up with plans on spot without discussing. Then Sterscream really is good with his talking, responsible for many-many things and achieves them successfully. It is so surprising for me after all the jokes about them pfffht

(Megatron in his happy dreams happily holding hands with Orion and destroying autocracy together, but then he wakes up because remembers he will have to kill him then)

I'm cackling again. "Protect autobots at all cost!". Decepticons "Huh, how worthy these bots must b- "*sees Orion* "Ah, no more questions"

When you want to get your beloved you must push to the very end pfffffht

• I KNOW RODIMUS. I know him from future series and AHAHHAH OH MY EMOTIONS WHEN I SAW THAT HE WAS THE BOMBER, and played a big part in this story, the absolute opposite side of his character! I remember reading fic by @/lush-specimen where Hot Rod was helping EVERY bot in need, decepticons or autobots, taking everyone in need. AND NOW I SO MUCH SEE IT. He was another kind of revolutionary, he was the middle, oppressed kind of bots. He is a pretty young one, he lived in golden era, in alive city, now bots are dying on his eyes yet he protects and stands for them. He DIDN'T join decepticons yet he was fighting against cops. BUT he saw that maybe Orion can help since he was against government. He helped decepticons to show the truth to the ones who could change something, because he saw that it can help them, not decepticons. He isn't that funny ha-ha boy I saw in mtmte and ll. He had to burst his own "family" so that they will not become the fuel for Zeta Prime's destruction tools. Their deaths were on him. He became the leader to get out his people and did bear their deaths on his shoulders. No wonder he became a good even if silly leader in the future, he knows the price of life.

Writers: "Let's leave a hint about him being the new ruler. BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW WHAT HIS CHARAcTER WILL BE AHAHHAHA"

• "Till all are one". The matrix. THIS IS WHAT KEPT ME IN CHOKEHOLD AHAH. This phrase come from here, the change of Orion come from here, it all is in here. LISTEN. THA MATRIX LET THE HOLDER FEEL SPARKS. HE FELT SPARKS OUTSIDE THE PLANET. I wonder if he feels when someone's spark fades/dies, does he feel something about it or he got so used to it. I was wondering how exactly and from what point Orion changed to his serious Prime. He could NOT NOT change. The matrix gave him an ability to feel everyone, gave him an understanding of the concept of what unity of bots is. He could never become his past again because he bears this burden of lifes that he will never be able to get rid of now. But what made me sad is that Metroplex recognised him as his "old friend". He didn't call him by name of that friend. I guess it is because he had decades of such friends. They all have pretty similar ideas and characters. They get matrix and the same idea gets in their head. They become someone who already was there, real side of you erasers even if not completely. PFhegfheg. Even the name he got. He himself can't get used to it, meaning he has to get used to it like he is forced to his new self

• Prowl ~ There are earlier times and I don't see that great tactician that I used to read about him. He is a good soldier, who follows orders, he trusts Orion, he follows his orders, he isn't the one coming up with plans. He still is more groundly on the "rule" side, but he understands what is bad for bots, he listens to Orion more, he is the one who gives final orders. He ends up going against government, siding with these dissidents, even siding with decepticons to get rid of what could have destroyed them all. It's just a bit unusual for me to see him be "in team", follow, don't have his own side plan, don't be beaten up wheeeeze

• That's a bit.... sad to see them like this, knowing who Shockwave was before. And now it is this.

• Oh, they yap at each other, shipped

• Don't look, kid, parents are fighting

Okay, ahaha, I feel like I've wrote something too messy to understand or too silly to be real, my only thoughts left are described by tsche-chu-chu-che-tsche

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Rangi's such an idiot. She was holding back pre-dating I know it. If she acted the same way she does post-dating Kyoshi, then Rangi would've literally exploded Kyoshi right out of the damn closet Kyoshi didn't know she was in sdjfklajfkjafk

There would've been no Fire Lily Incident. Kyoshi's eyes would've just been glued to that freaky little firebender TT0TT

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Him: It's your rest day, isn't it?

Me: Why'd you ask?

Him, having watched me do box jumps onto the sofa followed by a forward flip, mosh to some Abba dance remix to the point I nutted the living room light, clean the bathroom, iron all my shirts for next week, practice one armed push ups, time myself sprinting up to our top floor and back down again, decide I'm going to repaint the door frame of the study: ...no reason.