#I'm too weak
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violent138 · 23 days ago
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Bruce showing someone his kids' pictures from when they were little: "And this is Jason--"
Jason: "That's a picture of Tim, actually--"
Bruce, fumbling with his wallet: "This is Barbara when she was younger--"
Babs: "Steph isn't even a redhead, how are you messing this up?"
Bruce: "This is Cass--"
Steph: "That's literally a cropped baby picture of you. What are you doing?"
Bruce: "You can't see it fully but this is Alfred with Dick--"
Damian: "That used to be a picture of me and Grandfather."
Bruce: "Here's a picture of Tim."
Batkids: *examining it*
Tim: "That... actually could be anyone."
Damian, simultaneously: "It's not ugly enough for Drake."
Bruce, oblivious to the fight breaking out: "And this is Duke."
Duke, spitting out water when he sees it: "How the hell do you have that?"
Dick: "Well at least he's two for ten."
Jason, going through the photos: "Why are some of these fucking stock photos?"
Dick: "You think that's bad? He's got a picture from the circus with Tim circled in the crowd."
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melscrate · 1 year ago
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my part in QSMP art trade, Philza and Chayanne for @masked-ragdoll !!
A huge shout-out to @applehearted for hosting this amazing event! <3
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kiilea · 2 years ago
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bunny hat Jeonghan because I couldn’t resist
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pensat-i-fet · 7 months ago
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I...🥵
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blazingblorbos · 10 months ago
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there are two types of Nihility women
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so pretty
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so unserious
(and of course the not-so-secret-but-instead-the-majority third option being: everything at once)
I was expecting Drip Marketing Part 2 and instead... we got this,,,
Black Swan looks so aloof-ly amused at everything that happens around her. SURELY these three are in some form of danger (Stelle and Acheron, weapons at the ready) and she was- LITERALLY JUST LOOKING OFF TO THE SIDE!!?? LIKE?!? ma'am,,
She gives off the air of being so effortlessly calm and grounded like she's already foreseen everything that's about to happen.
Ma'am.
what do you know 👁️
WHEN CONSTANCE AND HER MEET I MIGHT FUCKING FAINT YOU MAY NEVER SEE ME POST ON THIS BLOG AGAIN.
the yuri fest that's about to happen between these characters is unlike anything we've ever gotten before in this game and I'm genuinely not prepared
I also can't remember if this is something I read, like.. on twitter or whatever but I swear I've seen someone mention how the Star Rail team likes to use Stelle as the Trailblazer in all the promotional videos that are stupid and silly and completely unserious and that person would just have been proven completely right yet again
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nakanotamu · 9 months ago
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jorgecrespo · 10 months ago
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another year full of swift albums i'm not sure i can make it actually
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milky-milk · 2 years ago
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I'm so tired of everything.
I really need someone to listen to me, but I don't have anyone. I have nowhere to throw it all out, so my tumblr acc is the only place where I can put it out, but I don't even have any listeners here. Maybe that's a good thing: no one will see it, but some kind of emptiness will be felt. Ah, that's it, it doesn't matter
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also that's my persona lool
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ivystoryweaver · 9 months ago
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me unsuccessfully "ignoring" marc while he's making all those noises and doing THAT
Ignore Me
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Marc Spector x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals •Masterlist• ao3• want to be tagged? | request info • MK Bingo 2024 Masterlist • ko-fi •
Summary: Marc wants you to ignore him.
🌛For @moonknight-events MK Bingo Spring 2024 Event🌜
A/N: Let's file this under, we don't have time to unpack that.
Warnings: reader has tattoos, swearing, p in v sex, cream pie, vaginal fingering, Marc wanting to be ignored during sex as a kink, Marc saying some self-deprecating things about himself as a kink, typos, please let me know if I've missed a warning!
Word Count: 2130
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“What’s this one for?” Marc lightly tapped the tattoo on your bicep with the tip of his nose and snuggled a little closer to you in bed, his chest against your back. 
“Oh, that one?” 
“Hmm.” He pressed his lips to the spot before he rubbed his cheek against you. 
“That one gives me the ability to tell the future.” You say playfully. 
Marc snorts, “oh yeah?” 
“Yeah.” You nod. 
“Steven says that’s bullshit.” 
You turn to look him in the face over your shoulder. “No way Steven would say that.”
“What? He swears all the time?” Marc grins. 
“Yeah,” you can’t help but smile back, breaking your pretend outrage, “that’s true, but he’d say ‘that’s shit’, bullshit is too American.” 
Marc chuckles and snakes his hand down to pinch your side a little, just enough to make you laugh and squirm. His other arm holds you tight against his body. “How would you like some American in you?” 
You laugh harder. “Marc, that’s terrible.” 
“You love it.” He kisses the spot where your neck meets your shoulder and purposefully bites down gently. Hard enough to make you squirm again and push back against his hardening cock. 
“So,” he mumbles in your ear, “you gonna tell me the meaning behind this one or…?”
“Is that a threat Spectre?”
He grins again against your shoulder. 
“I think you’re not actually interested in what it means.” You tease, purposefully scooting forward a little when he tries to grind against your backside. 
Marc’s fingers twitch around you, his left hand going to your hip to hold you still, but you wiggle away from him. 
“I think you’re preoccupied with something else.” 
“What?” He tries his best to keep the amusement out of his voice. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He shifts closer to you again and you bend back, bowing outward so that he still can’t rut against you. 
“Oh really?” You tease. 
He growls playfully at you, pulling you back towards him with a gentle, but firm strength, until you are flush against his chest. 
He silences your next teasing retort by swiftly sneaking his hand down the front of your pyjamas.
“Marc,” you moan, your voice hitching up at the end as he lightly pinches your clit. You press back against him, your legs instinctively inching wider. 
“Oh, so now you wanna be close, huh?” 
You give him a look over your shoulder accompanied by a frustrated grunt that earns you a chuckle and a kiss on the nape of your neck. 
He rolls your clit slowly between his thumb and forefinger, adding just the right amount of pressure to have you keening and rocking back against his aching cock. 
Marc gasps, letting out a low grumbily moan as you press against his sensitive tip. Precum is smearing against his stomach and soaking a wet patch into his boxers. 
Despite how you push back against him, your movements starting to border on frantic as heat begins to build and build in your stomach, he keeps up his languid, tortuous pace. Often, he likes it best like this. Slow and drawn out to almost the point of pain until the dam breaks. Makes it feel like he’s useful, like he’s doing a good job. Frantically trying to hold himself together, gripping onto the last pieces of his self-control until pleasure pulls him down into blissful mindlessness. 
He dips the tip of his forefinger lower, just teasing at your entrance before sliding back up as he muffles his moans at your wetness into your bare shoulder. 
But it seems you have other ideas. 
You turn your head, just enough to give him a messy kiss that’s all tongue and teeth, the glide of your lips on his own quickly pulls a desperate moan from his chest. You hook your fingers into your waistband and pull your pyjamas down, kicking them off the last bit of the way. 
He growls as you press back against him and sneak your hand back to stroke him twice over his boxers, revelling in his little whimpered shiver, before you slide under the material and eagerly run your fingers over his hard, velvet length. 
His grip tightens on your waist for a moment before he moves closer, plunging two fingers inside of you in one quick motion. 
You gasp in surprise as he strokes your walls, pleasure blossoming along your spine. 
Marc moans against your shoulder, nipping and biting softly at your skin as he muffles himself. “So wet… fuck…” He bucks mindlessly against you for a second, focusing completely on the feel of you squeezing around his thick fingers and your little whimpered groans as you press your face into the pillow. 
His caress is dizzying, maddening as he purposefully goes the smallest fraction slower than what you want, what you need. Obsessed with seeing you writhe and beg for him. 
“Marc, please,” You buck up against him, grabbing hold of his arm to try to keep him at the angle that makes you see stars. 
He groans low, lightheadedness washing over him as you beg and his dick twitches. “Baby, please can we…” He bites his lip, screwing his eyes closed and he swallows down what he wants to say, hoping you were too caught up in your own pleasure to have heard him. 
But even as your hips move and breathing hitches you turn to look at him over your shoulder. “What do you need?” 
He sinks his teeth into his lip harder and shakes his head ever so slightly. 
“Marc,” the low, desperate edge to your voice makes him whine. 
“Can you ignore me?” He blurts out, heat rising to his cheeks and blistering his skin. 
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-
You slow your hips, halting his hand's movements and Marc wants to go find a ditch to bury himself in, but your sweet voice makes him open his eyes. 
“Ignore you?” There’s no judgement, but he still hides his face and presses his forehead against your back. 
“Hmmm.” 
“Sweetheart,” you stroke his hair. “Tell me please.” 
He breathes a heavy sigh against your skin before blurting out. “Can you ignore me while I fuck you for as long as you can?” 
You smile, “you’d like that?” 
There’s a little spark of hope in his chest that makes his dick throb. “Yes.” He whispers. 
“Okay. How do you want me?” 
Marc moves quicker than you thought possible and you almost laugh at his eagerness, but stop yourself from fear that he would take it the wrong way. 
He carefully positions you on the bed, on your stomach with a pillow under your hips to prop them up slightly. He leans over you for a second, softly placing his hands on your thighs and spreading them slightly. A shiver of anticipation runs up your spine. 
But he quickly stops, leaning to the side and taking your book off the bedside table. “Could you, erm, read this? Or pretend to read it?” 
The uncertainty in his voice is so sweet, gentle, like a fine dusting of snow. You nod as you take the book out of his hands and turn to a random, previously read, page. 
“Thank you,” he mutters and kisses your shoulder blade before trailing down your back and pressing his lips against every tattoo he can reach. 
Marc waits for a moment apprehensively, just watching you read, taking in the way you have propped yourself up a little so that you can easily hold the book, before he pulls off his boxers and takes himself in hand. 
He tries to be as quiet as moves between your legs, spreading them over so slightly wider as he slowly runs his hand along his dick and just teases at his slit with the tip of his thumb. But he can’t stop his breath from hitching as he sees your arousal shining in the weak light. 
He swallows and inches forward on his knees, gradually leaning down to run the head of his cock through your soaking folds. 
He feels your shiver, the way your muscles instinctively clench around him, but you stay silent, your eyes glued to the words on the page even though for the life of you, you can’t focus on what you are seeing.
Carefully Marc notches his fat tip at your entrance, breathing through his nose as he painstakingly slowly pushes inside. 
Your walls squeeze around him, pulling him further in and welcoming him home. And he can’t stop the gasp of pleasure that tumbles out of his lips. He grabs your hip, just to steady himself, just to focus as the pleasure twists so tightly in his stomach. 
He glances at the back of your head for a second, biting down hard on his bottom lip to control himself as he bottoms out. 
You turn the page and carry on pretending to read. 
Marc whines, his arousal making him lightheaded and can’t resist any longer. He slowly pulls out before pushing himself back in, leaning down so that his right hand rests on the mattress while his left still holds your hip. 
The pace is moderate, at first. The only sounds are the slick wetness as he steadily fucks you, punctuated by his little gasps and moans that he tries so hard to swallow down. 
He changes the angle on each trust, trying to find the perfect spot. 
Your grip tightens on the book as he hits it, your thighs clenching, back arching ever so slightly. But you bite your teeth together and manage somehow to stop your cry of pleasure. 
Marc shivers as your body reacts but you don’t, a low and pathetic whine grumbling out from his throat as he increases his thrusts and focuses on that spot. On hitting it perfectly every time. He can feel you shake, the smallest shift as you push back against him ever so slightly, trying to stop yourself from going too far. All to indulge him. And his resolve snaps. 
He moans loudly, thrusting up into you hard and moving your thighs further apart so he can watch himself disappearing into your tight, wet heat. 
“Oh fuck, fuck,” he can’t stop himself now, can’t help the words from spilling out. “Fuck, you don’t even know I’m here, do you? Don’t even care that I’m fucking you, because,” he gasps as you clench around him, “because I’m so small you can’t even tell,” he starts thrusting rapidly, pounding into you and you see stars, “can’t even,” he moans loudly, his voice dissolving into a whiney needy breathy mess, and for some reason a sharp spark of arousal slides along your skin. “I can’t even make you cum, I can’t-”
You moan loudly, your pretence of reading the book abandoned as you can’t hold back any longer as he continuously hits so perfectly deep. The force of his thrusts rock you against the pillow under your hips, dragging your clit across the cotton and making you scream. 
“Oh shit!” Marc’s grip on you tightens, his eyes rolling back in his head as you clench and gush around him, your orgasm being ripped ruthlessly from your bones as he fucks you perfectly. 
“Baby, fuck,” he cums inside, filling you up to the brim. His hips keep moving, fucking you through your orgasm even as overstimulation prickles along his skin and makes him whine. 
It’s only when you reach back and grab his hand, pulling him towards you that he finally stops and collapses on top of you. 
He quickly goes to move to the side, but you squeeze his hand. “Stay here.” 
“I’m not squashing you am I?” 
You shake your head. “Feels comfy.” 
He chuckles and kisses your cheek. You can still tell he’s leaning slightly on his left arm and leg, not wanting to put his whole weight on you. 
A little awkwardly you manage to coax him into relaxing on top of you. 
“Was that…” he swallows nervously as he traces the tattoo on your ribs. “I hope that was okay for you…”
You smile. “I didn’t know your dick was so small I couldn’t even feel you.”
He groans a little and buries his head into your neck, but he’s chuckling.
You pause for only a second before you continue. “I liked it.” 
“You did?” 
“Yeah, I liked that you were all whiney.” 
He snorts. 
“I didn’t know you liked that.”
“Liked what?” He asks.
“Being ignored.” 
“Oh… I don’t know.” He pauses. “It’s just… it’s like I can’t control anything, that what I do doesn’t matter so I just have to let go?” 
You nod and squeeze his hand. 
“Would you… be up for doing it again maybe?” 
You turn just enough so that you can kiss his face. “Of course.” 
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galacticskull · 6 months ago
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I'm convinced I died during surgery. Because this is truly hell
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caduschka · 9 months ago
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Local guy can't stop joining fictional cults
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crunchywho-comix · 9 months ago
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Bedtime Thoughts
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pisscreant · 1 year ago
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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited
after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"
he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options
then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."
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realrogerhours · 1 year ago
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I wish I was strong enough to actually keep up the facade that I'm weathering this whole camper thing well but to tell the truth I'm perhaps more traumatized by this than anything my dad ever did to me
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zaana · 9 months ago
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Crosshair being a big brother
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drrav3nb · 5 months ago
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AYO EDEBIRI as Sydney Adamu WILL POULTER as Luca THE BEAR SEASON 3 | Episode 10 - Forever
Are you close? Yeah. Kind of best friends and kind of lost touch, so. It's nice to reconnect. Yeah, especially when it literally is like a best friend that you saw every day of your life and you kinda went through this sort of battle together.
Bonus:
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