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navybrat817 · 2 days ago
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Just.... Bucky getting on his knees and begging "honey, open your legs please" like he's a man that's been starving for months, him breathing and tasting through the panties because he's that impatient.
I love this so much, nonnie.
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Sweet Like Honey
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Summary: Bucky begs to have a taste when he gets home.
Word Count: Over 1.2k
Warnings: Oral sex (f. receiving), implied sex, possessive behavior, established relationship, slight feels, Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?).
A/N: This feels like Feral Bucky. Hope you lovelies enjoy. ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!
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You sat on the couch fifteen minutes ago. You closed your eyes five minutes ago. It amazed you that you hadn't fallen asleep with how tired you were from your long day, but Bucky would be home shortly and you wanted to curl up with him before you dozed off. He’d find it sweet, and so would you.
You should've known he’d have other ideas.
“Hey, Bucky,” you mumbled when you heard his deliberate footsteps. When he didn't answer you cracked an eye open. “Bucky?” you asked, watching him toss his jacket away and flex his hands. He had a familiar look in his blue eyes. Not quite feral, but close.
Oh, he was hungry.
He pushed the coffee table out of the way with his foot and bent down to kiss your lips. Soft, but desperate, so it didn't surprise you when he dropped to his knees in front of you. “Honey, open your legs,” he demanded in a dark, deep voice once he pushed your dress up. One that made you grip the cushions when he rested his hands on your knees. “Please.”
“Well, hello to you, too.” You rolled your eyes, but your smile was affectionate. What had him so wound up? “At least you said please.”
“I did, now please open your legs,” he demanded again, but it wasn't as forceful. You heard a hint of desperation, the same kind you tasted on his lips when he kissed you. “I’m already on my knees.”
“You are,” you agreed and you loved how badly he wanted you. “But why should I open my legs for you? I’m pretty tired.”
His mouth fell open. You never passed up an opportunity for him to pleasure you, and you’d let him eat as much as his heart desired. But you wanted to hear him beg a little for it for no reason at all.
“Because I'm horny and hungry and your pussy is the only thing that’ll satisfy me,” he answered, looking at where your legs were still together. “C’mon. Pussy’s so good. I need it. I crave it. Soft as silk, sweet like honey.”
You moaned. They were good reasons. “Tempting, tempting, but you just ate my pussy yesterday,” you reminded him, which earned you an offended look from the love of your life.
“Yesterday. An entire day ago. Your pussy needs me,” he snarled, his fingers sliding to your thighs and digging in. “Or should I say my pussy?”
“Easy, tiger. We both know it’s yours,” you teased, burying a hand in his hair and making him groan when you tugged on the strands. His words could turn you into molten lava, and you were wet the second he dropped to his knees. “But opening my legs doesn't address the fact that I'm tired. You understand that.”
He smirked when your legs opened an inch. “I’m sorry you're tired, but making you feel good is the perfect way to get you to sleep. I’ll get you off on my tongue and fingers… Make you pass out when I get my cock in you.” He sounded wrecked as your thighs parted more, your core . “And I’ll carry you to bed and wrap you in a warm blanket.”
“And you’ll cuddle with me, too? If you’re demanding that I open up, I demand some cuddles,” you said. He’d cuddle with you even if you didn't demand it.
“Cuddle, snuggle, curl up with you, spoon you, can even keep me cock warm while I hold you,” he rattled off, smirking when you bit your lip. “Just let me eat, please.”
You hummed. It was tempting. And how many people could say a super soldier begged for just a taste of them? To fuck them? “Just how hungry are you and for what reason?”
Bucky licked his lips when you completely opened your legs and showed him your clothed cunt. “Fucking hungry and for no reason at all except your existence,” he growled.
You made a small noise when he dove in and inhaled, your face nearly burning from how hot it felt when he licked and tugged impatiently at the wet fabric with his teeth. “Bucky!”
“Told you. ‘m fucking hungry.” He licked the fabric again with a growl and nudged your clit with his nose. “God, you’re so wet for me. Need it on my tongue. Need it on my cock.”
“Fuck…” you whimpered. He wanted your pussy so badly he couldn't even wait for a proper taste. “Okay, you can eat.” He had begged enough in your eyes.
“Fucking finally.”
You scoffed. “Finally? You just-”
He ripped your underwear off and left you bare, drawing another breathless sound from you at the first touch of his mouth on your damp folds. He brought his hands to your hips and pulled you closer so he could open you up with his tongue, his broad shoulders keeping your legs apart. You nearly lost it when he plunged it deep inside and licked around your walls, his throaty moan making you shudder. Every lick and caress made you feel like you’d melt into the couch. The sensations were overwhelming, especially since your senses went from dull to heightened.
“Beautiful,” he rumbled.
“We both are,” you smiled. He made you feel beautiful, and he sure as fuck looked beautiful between your thighs.
“And I’m so…” His thumb on your clit had you pulling his hair. “Fucking…” You tightened around the finger that slipped inside your tight channel. “Hungry.”
There was no getting between Bucky and his meal. No stopping him once he had a taste, his fingers and mouth tender even as he devoured you. It almost didn't seem fair some days. All you had to do was flash your tits or spread your legs and the ex-assassin was lost to the world. Even after a long day you got to lay back while he pleasured you simply because he wanted you. You reaped all the benefits, came every time.
You’d make sure he came, too, before the night was over.
“You… really are hungry,” you moaned, your back arching when another finger. Bucky wasn't just an enthusiastic lover. He was attentive. He knew what made you tick and how to make you let go. “Fuck! There! Please!”
“Music to my ears, and you really do taste like fucking honey.” He gazed up at you with a smirk on his wet lips as his fingers curled. You tasted yourself on his lips before and it tasted nothing like honey, but who were you to argue when he enjoyed it so much? “Melt for me and I’ll carry you to bed on my cock.”
It didn't take you long to reach your peak of pleasure once his mouth was back on you, your thighs shaking and his name leaving your lips in a cry. He hummed and groaned as he tasted your release like it was the most delicious treat he ever had. You were aware that he called you a good girl as your vision blurred, and he also said he loved you as you rode out your orgasm. He may have even apologized for the “lack of foreplay”.
But as he carried you to bed with a kiss to your forehead and his cock buried inside you as promised, you knew he’d more than make that up to you.
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rafesslxt · 2 days ago
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unknown number
pt. 1/2
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SUMMARY: not only you are surprised when you get a drunk text from your brother that you should pick him up from a party - Topper's just as shocked as you are.
WARNINGS: Thornton!reader, brothers best friend trope, bickering, tension, quick deep talk with Topper
WORD COUNT: 1,7k
NOTE: english is not my first language | thank‘s to everyone for reading and supporting, comments and - are highly apprecaiated <3
🥥 🍋‍🟩 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🥭 🍍
Your body tried to make its way through the sweaty crowd dancing and drinking around you, the air thick with the scent of weed and expensive perfume. This wasn't on your agenda for tonight, getting your drunk brother out of a party, that's for sure.
"Hey sis, can u get me? I'm drunk as hell."
You weren't surprised, though. After Sarah had ditched him for John B, which was more than understandable for you but hey – Topper never wanted to listen to your advice, he seemed to try drowning the pain and hurt ego away by drinking and smoking.
The house you currently were in was familiar to you. Since Sarah's your best friend you spend a lot of time here but never during these party's, cause most of the time Rafe was the host and well - let's just say you tried to avoid any chance of being in a room with him together.
Because besides the hatred for their sister's trying to live the pogue life, Topper and Rafe had one thing more in common. They fell for the sister of their best friend. The only problem was, that Rafe never acted on his feeling. While Topper may be a complete idiot, he at least showed Sarah some kind of feelings, trying to wrap her around his fingers. But for Rafe? Bickering and hating was his way.
But Rafe apparently had a new way of drawing you into his space.
"Hey, did you see Topper?" You asked a guy which's name you could never remember no matter how often your brother tried to tell you. You just knew he often hang with them together. "No, sorry. Ask Rafe, he was with him a while ago." You instantly rolled your eyes but smiled at him and nodded in a way that was supposed to tell him 'thank you'.
You made your way further through the people until you reached the living room where you saw Rafe sitting on the couch, talking to two girls on either side of him.
Not bothering that you may interrupted something, you walked up behind him, not even caring enough to wait until he might realize you were standing behind him. "Have you seen my brother? He told me to come pick him up."
You looked down at his head which bend until it laid against the backrest, his pretty blue eyes meeting yours. Pretty ? No, you meant blue. Just blue.
"Oh If it isn't the princess of the Pogues, gracing us with her presence this night.", his voice dripped with sarcasm. "And to what do we owe this unexpected visit?" You rolled your eyes at his irritating words and crossed your arms in front of your chest. "Did you see Topper, Rafe?", you repeated.
His smile widened before he sat upright again, took a beer that was probably his from the desk, turned around and locked eyes with you again, walking around the couch towards you.
"Someone's in a grumpy mood today." he remarked, taking a sip of his beer. "Rafe If you don't-" "No need to be so uptight princess. The party just stared." You scoffed. "Well, apparently not If my brother's texting me to come pick his drunk ass up."
"Give him some time, he's trying to heal from a heartbreak. I mean I told him my sister is never hanging around for long but- well you know him. Had to try for himself."
You were slowly getting tired of the conversation and Rafe seemed to notice. "And as for where your brother is; I saw him with Kelce in the kitchen a few minutes ago. Just before you arrived, I think."
Without giving him a second more of your time, you turned around, walking towards the kitchen. Why didn't he just tell you 'Hey, Topper is in the kitchen.' ? Why does he always have to bicker with you and beat around the bush. Ugh.
Sarah always said he liked you but before Rafe Cameron actually had serious feelings for you or even anyone, hell would freeze over.
You walked into the kitchen of the Cameron's, immediately spotting your brother and Kelce, laughing loudly between some shots they were taking.
"Wow. You're really setting the bar lower and lower." You scoffed, making their heads turn towards you. "Y/n? What are you doing here? Aren't you with your little friends?" "Oh, hey pipsqueak." Kelce chuckled from behind Topper, waving at you with a drunken grin.
"Come on Topper, I don't have all night." I sighed, already about to leave the kitchen when he looked at me as If I had torn apart his favorite teddy bear apart that he hid under his bed whenever someone came over. "What the hell are you talking about?" "What the hell do you mean what the hell I'm talking about? You texted me to come pick you up because you're too drunk."
Just as he was about to answer, Rafe entered the kitchen and stood beside you. "Topper, why don't you listen to your sister and go with her, you've had enough for tonight."
Feeling betrayed, Topper was too stunned to speak, looking at Kelce for some backup. "Hey man don't get me into this." he replied to his look, throwing up his hands and spilling some of the liquid that was inside his shot glass.
"I didn't text you!" he exclaimed, reached into his pocket and searching for his phone. "Shit.. can't find it." You rolled your eyes, your patience slowly but clearly wearing off. "Topper.." "I swear I didn't!", he swore while continuing to search the insides of his few pockets. "Damn no really, where is it?", he asked himself.
"Come on man." Kelce chuckled and threw an arm around his friend, slowly guiding him outside the kitchen and towards the front door where you parked your car.
You stepped aside to let them pass, your gaze landing on Rafe who was already looking at you, licking his bottom lip before speaking. "Here." He reached into his pocket and handed you Topper's phone. "What? Why do you have my brother's phone ?", you asked him, as It didn't hit you yet what was going in.
"Thought he might need someone to pick him up before he would be a complete mess.", he chuckled, shrugging his shoulders and looking away for a short moment.
Your eyebrows shot up as the realization finally hit you."You texted me to come pick him up? Why would you do that?" He chuckled and looked down at you. " Like I said; I was worried about my friend." "Bullshit.", you called him out right away. "If you were worried about him, you would have told me where he was instead of beating around the bush."
"Just wanted some conversation." he replied simply, a hint of a smile playing on his lips. You took a deep breath and closed your eyes while doing so, trying not to let him get under your skin. It would only please him.
"Good night, Rafe." you smiled at him before turning around and pushing through sweaty crowd again, reaching your car where Kelce and Topper were already waiting for you.
You pressed the little button on your car key, allowing them to get in while you were still a few meters away. Kelce jumped into the back seat, and Topper settled next to you in the front.
You slid behind the wheel and closed your door, glancing over your shoulder at Topper’s friend. “Should I drive you home too?” you asked, reaching for your seatbelt and securing it right after.
“Sure thing, pipsqueak,” he grinned, his eyes heavy and his body slumping down onto the back seat. You rolled your eyes for what felt like the hundredth time in the last thirty minutes and started the engine, pulling away from the property.
A few minutes into the drive, you looked over to your right. “You’re lucky. Mom and Dad aren’t home tonight,” you smirked slowly, trying to lighten the mood since he was still your annoying brother. Annoying, but family.
A scoff escaped his lips as he stared out the window. “As if they’re ever home.” 
You sighed quietly, shrugging your shoulders. “Well, it’s still better than having to explain why you’re drunk and high.” 
“They wouldn’t understand anyway. They never do. All they do is scream and complain. They don’t care.” He turned his head toward you, studying your face. “But honestly, I don’t know which one of us they’re more disappointed in,” he chuckled.
“Yeah… Mom’s worried I’m drinking myself into a coma, while Dad is worried you’ll run off with Maybank or some other pogue.” The car fell silent for a moment before you both erupted into unexpected laughter. 
"Honestly, I don’t know which one is worse,” you giggled, gripping the wheel a little tighter as you turned onto your street. "Not sure who's setting the bar lower now, huh?" Topper smirked.
“I guess we should take him with us tonight before his parents have a heart attack,” you suggested, nodding toward Kelce, who was snoring in the back seat.
“Yeah…” he glanced at his friend and then back at you. “Thank you for picking me up, even though I didn’t text you. It’s good to know I can still count on you.” He smiled softly at you, placing his hand on your shoulder.
"No problem, Topper." you smiled back at him before turning off your car and finally parked in your garage. "Let‘s get him inside.", you grinned, eager to get out like Topper, when your phone suddenly vibrated in your purse.
Hm, probably the pogues asking If everything‘s alright after you left so quick with only telling them it‘s an 'family emergency'.
You opened your little white purse Sarah had given you on your last birthday and rummaged through it, fishing out your phone. You had a few messages from JJ and Sarah, asking you when - wait.
What was that? A message by an unknown number.
unknown number
i took the liberty of grabbing your number while I had the chance to.
was nice seeing you tonight, hot and bothered like always..
sweets dreams, angel.
xx rafe
That son of a - wait, why were you smiling together with your heart beating faster ?
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aeralux · 2 days ago
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"Love Game" - Aegon Targaryen
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Modern!Aegon x Reader (pt2 to Wicked Game, but could be read on its own)
Summary: After Aemond discards you like you're nothing more than a "convenient hole to fuck" (according to his words). Who better to make him jealous than his own older brother?
Warnings: SMUT 18+; rough sex; name calling (slut etc...); jealous Aemond; choking; LOUD af sex; alcohol consumption; angst (like a lil); slight Aemond x reaader (?); mentions of infidelity (Aemond)
Words: 8k
Notes: I'm not responsible for the media YOU consume.
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Aemond Targaryen deserved to suffer. That was the only thought running through your head as you lived your day-to-day life. Even as weeks passed, the anger and bitterness inside you only grew stronger and stronger.
You wanted to pay him back, not just out of a sense of vengeance but because you felt it was necessary. He was older than you, and to be honest, he seemed to not even have any feelings that could be hurt.
But that didn’t matter; it wasn’t just about him. Hurting him would mean hurting your sister, the one person you cared about more than anyone else. You couldn’t let her find out what you had done—how you had betrayed her trust and broken the bond that held you together. The weight of your secret pressed heavily on your chest, filling you with a mix of guilt and fear.
He seemed to be doing well enough though, pretending that everything was fine. Looking at your sister with love in his eye, telling her sweet nothings. You couldn't help but roll your eyes, that pretentious jerk. With that same mouth, he had kissed you like he never even loved your sister.
Maybe you just needed another body to warm your bed to get over him, to forget all about that one-eyed freak and move on with your life. You had better things to do, truthfully.
Aemond catches your eye and flashes you a smirk, a knowing glint in his depths. He knows exactly what you're thinking, and can see the anger simmering beneath the surface. He thinks he's won, that he has you right where he wants you - desperate, bitter, and powerless.
Your sister, bless her naive heart, is completely oblivious to the tension between you. She chatters on about her day, laughing at Aemond's witty remarks, oblivious to the fact that the man she loves has been balls deep in her sister mere days ago.
Aemond reaches over, squeezing her hand affectionately. "Darling, you look radiant tonight. The most beautiful woman in the room, as always," he purrs, his voice dripping with false sincerity.
Your sister blushes, preening under his praise. If only she knew the real reason behind his smooth words and charming demeanour. The way he used to call you his 'dirty little secret', his 'convenient hole' to fuck when he needed release.
You feel the bile rise in your throat at the memory, your anger boiling over. You need to get away from him, from the sickening sight of him pretending to be the perfect boyfriend.
Suddenly, you stand up abruptly, the chair screeching loudly against the floor. Your sister looks at you in surprise, concern etched on her face.
"Sweetie? Are you alright?" she asks, noticing your pale complexion and the way your hands shake slightly.
"Yeah, listen I gotta go. Baela just texted she's having some people over at her place tonight. We're gonna pregame there and then hit up this new club downtown. Don't wait up, alright?" You say distractedly, already rising from your seat and grabbing your phone.
You shoot a quick smirk in Aemond's direction, just to let him know this is your way of getting back at him. Two can play his games.
"I'll be Quiet...I hope," you add with a wry smile, your voice dripping with sarcasm as you saunter off towards your bedroom. You make sure to put an extra sway in your hips as you walk away, just so he can get a good long look at your best asset in this tight skirt. 
You slip into your room and begin to get ready quickly, shimmying into the slinky black dress you bought on sale last week. You admire yourself in the mirror, confident and sexy, ready to take on the night and forget all about your sister'slying, cheating, manipulating bastard of a boyfriend.
Let Aemond jerk off to thoughts of you tonight, the dirty bastard. Probably will anyway, even if you're not there, you muse with a smirk, slipping on your silver kitten heels and grabbing your purse.
Aemond watches, his gaze lingering on the sway of your hips as you strut out of the room. He feels a flicker of annoyance at your snide remark, the obvious attempt at getting under his skin. Two can indeed play this game.
He turns to your sister, flashing her a disarming smile. "Ignore her," he says dismissively, waving a hand in the direction you disappeared. "You know how unpredictable your sister can be sometimes."
Your sister frowns slightly, a hint of worry in her eyes. "I just hope she's not getting mixed up with the wrong crowd again," she muses, biting her lower lip in concern.
Aemond laughs, a rich, deep sound that doesn't quite reach his eyes. "Don't worry about it, my love. I'm sure she knows what she's doing." At least, he hopes she doesn't know what she's in for tonight. The thought of you stumbling home drunk and throwing yourself at some random guy causes an unfamiliar tightness in his chest. He quickly pushes the thought away, focusing instead on your sister's lovely face.
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The events of the night are hazy, interspersed with flashes of strobing lights, pounding music and the warmth of too many bodies pressed together on the dance floor. You recall Jace shouting something about an Uber, but the details are lost in a haze of alcohol and adrenaline.
Somewhere between the club entrance and the bar, you found yourself getting dragged to the floor by a drunk and overeager Rhaena. Before you could protest, her hands were already gripping your hips as she pulled you back against her. You began to shamelessly dance with her, practically grinding against her on the dancefloor.
Aemond slipped further from your thoughts with each pulsing heartbeat radiating from the speakers. For a blissful, drifting moment, everything else faded away - the betrayal, the anger, the heartache. It was just Rhaena, the thumping music, and the heady, almost electric atmosphere.
You could feel the eyes of strangers on you, but in the darkness and the buzz of the crowd, you didn't care. You let the music take over, let it consume you and make you feel alive.
Rhaena grins drunkenly at you as she grinds against you on the crowded dance floor, her hands gripping your hips tightly. "Woo! You're so hot!" Rhaena shouts over the pounding music, her words slightly slurred. She's a few drinks in, her inhibitions lowered.
Baela bounces up to you both, her silver hair swishing wildly as she moves to the music. She's wearing a tight, shimmering mini dress that shows off her toned dancer's body. "Girl, we need shots!" Baela yells over the pounding beat, her eyes sparkling with excitement and a bit of intoxication.
Jace, never one to miss out on a drinking opportunity, nods eagerly. He's been eyeing the bar, ready for the next round. Cregan just smirks, his gaze flickering between you, Baela and Rhaena. The strobing lights of the club illuminate his chiselled features and the mischievous glint in his eyes as he watches the two beautiful women grind together.
You flash Cregan a coquettish smile, playfully biting your finger as you catch his heated gaze. Wiggling your eyebrows teasingly, you let out a tinkling giggle, enjoying the blatant admiration in his eyes. The strobing lights of the club dance across your beautiful features.
Cregan watches, transfixed by your playful antics with a hint of a smirk playing on his lips. His eyes rove appreciatively over your curves, lingering on the way your dress rides up your thighs as you dance. He takes a swig of his beer, never taking his heated gaze off you.
You lean in close to Baela, shouting over the deafening music and the chatter of the crowd. "Ooh, let's do tequila shots!" you suggest, your voice lilting and eager. "No, wait, vodka! Neat, no lime or salt!" Jace argues, his own words slightly slurred.
Rhaena giggles drunkenly at your shot suggestion, slinging an arm around your shoulders. "Tequila it is!" she agrees enthusiastically, already pulling you off the dance floor towards the bar. Baela and Jace follow close behind, with Jace hollering out to the bartender.
As you reach the bar, Rhaena leans in close, her alcohol-laced breath hot against your ear. "You're such a tease," she accuses playfully, jerking her chin towards where Cregan is watching you with blatant appreciation. "The poor guy looks like he wants to devour you whole."
Baela chimes in, grinning widely as the bartender lines up the shots. "I don't blame him. Look at you, working that dress like it's your job." She winks at you, her own dress riding dangerously high on her thighs as she leans against the bar.
Jace slides the shots towards you both, his own eyes a bit glazed over from drinking. "Alright ladies, bottoms up!" he cheers, already tossing his shot back.
You toss back the tequila shot, feeling the burn of the alcohol slide down your throat and warm your belly. As you set the glass down, you catch a flash of blonde hair out of the corner of your eye. Your heart seizes in panic for a moment, fearing it might be him. But as you turn to look, you realize it's not Aemond, but his older brother, Aegon.
Relief floods through you as you meet Aegon's gaze, his smile widening in recognition. You can't help but smile back, giving him a little wave. Aegon is handsome, like all the Targaryen men, but he doesn't have the same intense, almost frightening charisma as his younger brother.
Aegon returns your smile, his grin widening as he notices your relieved expression. He's always found you charming. Not to mention the way that dress hugs your curves in all the right places. He saunters over, the crowd parting easily for the handsome man.
"Aemond's girlfriend's little sister," Aegon greets, his voice a low rumble over the pounding music. "Looking as lovely as ever. What brings a pretty thing like you out tonight?" He leans against the bar beside you, his eyes roaming appreciatively over your form.
Aegon is no stranger to the effect he has on women. With his golden hair, piercing eyes, and the strong, muscular build that comes with being a Targaryen, he's used to turning heads. But there's a warmth to his demeanour that Aemond lacks, a kindness in his eyes that makes people feel at ease in his presence.
He watches as Rhaena, Baela and Jace chat and laugh, already a bit tipsy. His gaze flickers back to you, a smirk playing at the corner of his mouth. 
You lean back against the bar, casually crossing your legs as you eye up Aegon with a smirk. "Aegon, these are my friends - Baela, Rhaena, Jace and Cregan," you say loudly enough to be heard over the blaring music. You gesture to each of them in turn, noting how Baela openly checks out Aegon's handsome features while Rhaena leans in to whisper something giggling to Jace, no doubt an impressed comment about your sister's 'brother-in-law's' looks.
Turning back to Aegon, you let your gaze shamelessly wander over his muscular frame, taking in the way his tailored shirt stretches across his broad shoulders and the way his dress pants hug his lean waist. "This is Aegon, my sister's boyfriend's older brother," you introduce him with a naughty lilt to your voice.
Aegon knows he's being checked out, and he takes your brazen appraisal as an invitation to do the same. His eyes slowly travel the length of your body, lingering on the swell of your breasts, the dip of your waist, and the way the skirt of your dress rides up your thigh.
"A pleasure to meet you all," he says smoothly, his eyes glinting with amusement. He turns back to you, his gaze intense and appraising. "And an even greater pleasure to see you again. You look absolutely stunning," he adds, his voice lowering to a more intimate tone.
Aegon flags down the bartender, ordering another round of tequila shots for everyone. "Drinks are on me tonight," he declares, sliding the shots towards you and your friends with a wink.
As the night goes on, Aegon stays close by your side, his hand either resting on the small of your back or holding yours possessively as you dance. He makes it clear he finds you captivating, desirable even. His flirtations grow bolder with each drink, his body pressing closer to yours as the crowd jostles around you both on the dance floor.
You grin as Aegon's hands boldly explore your curves while you move to the beat, a shiver running down your spine as you feel his arousal pressing insistently against your backside. You spin around to face him with a coy smile.
His eyes darken with lust as they meet yours, drinking in the sight of your flushed cheeks. You lean in close, your voice breathy as you tease, "Careful Aegon, don't get too excited now."
You punctuate your words with a playful swat to his muscular chest, feeling his firm muscle beneath your palm. Glancing over at Baela and Rhaena, you see them watching your exchange with curious eyes and understanding grins.
You roll your eyes at them playfully before turning your attention back to the Blue-Eyed Adonis before you.
Aegon chuckles lowly at your flirtatious teasing, not put off in the least. If anything, your coy smile and the way your hand lingers on his chest only ignite the desire smouldering in his eyes.
"Oh, I'm already far too excited," he murmurs, his voice a low, intimate rumble that sends a shiver down your spine. His hand slides lower, coming to rest on the curve of your ass. He squeezes the supple flesh, pulling you more firmly against him so you can feel the hard press of his arousal.
"I could take you right here if I wanted to. Bend you over the bar and fuck you until you scream my name."
His lips brush against your ear, sending tingles down your spine. You can feel the heat radiating off his body, the sheer masculine power of him. Part of you wants to give in, to let him have his way with you right here in the middle of the crowded club. But a bigger part of you wants to make him work for it, to tease and torture him.
Your eyes glint with mischief as you meet his heated gaze. "Is that a promise or a threat?" you ask, a kittenish smile playing at the corners of your mouth.
Aegon leans in closer, his lips brushing the shell of your ear as he speaks. "Perhaps we should get out of here and find somewhere... more private," he suggests, his tone leaving no doubt about his intentions.
He glances over at Baela and Rhaena, who are not-so-subtly looking and mouthing 'holy shit' at you. Aegon smirks, clearly amused by their reaction.
Turning his attention back to you, Aegon reaches out to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, his fingers lingering to caress your cheek. "What do you say, little one? Ready to get out of here and have some real fun?" he coaxes, his thumb brushing over your lower lip teasingly.
You lean in close, your lips brushing against Aegon's ear as you whisper sultrily, "I've been hoping you'd say something like that all night."
Your fingertips dance along his chiselled jawline before giving his earlobe a playful nip, tugging lightly. "My bed sound good enough for you?"
You press your body flush against his, letting him feel every curve and contour. "Tonight, you can do whatever you want with me~" you breathe. Your hand boldly cups the prominent bulge in his tailored trousers, giving it a teasing squeeze.
"Unless you'd rather stay and give my friends here a real show," you add with a coquettish wink at Baela and Jace, who watch your heated exchange with avid fascination.
His eyes darken with lust and he inhales sharply, the prominent bulge in his trousers twitching under your bold touch. He’s already imagining all the things he wants to do to your lush body, the ways he wants to make you scream and beg for more.
Aegon's lips curve into a wicked grin at your teasing offer to give your friends a show. "Tempting," he murmurs, one hand sliding down to grope your ass roughly. "I'd love to fuck you in front of an audience." His other hand tangles in your hair, tugging your head back to expose the column of your throat. "But I want you all to myself tonight," he growls. "I'm going to take you home and use this sexy little body of yours in ways you've never been used before."
"Enough to drink? I'm ready to go whenever you are," he says, getting restless by now.
"Come on then," you purr, smirking up at Aegon with a wink. "Call the cab, I'm ready to go."
You blow kisses goodbye to Baela and Rhaena, giggling mischievously as you start leading Aegon out of the crowded club, your hips swaying with each step. The anticipation of the night ahead makes your heart flutter with excitement.
Aegon smirks as you lead the way out of the club, his eyes glued to your backside. He keeps a possessive hand on your lower back as he guides you out into the cool night air. The cab arrives quickly, and Aegon opens the door for you, allowing you to slip inside before sliding in beside you.
As the cab pulls away from the curb, Aegon's hand finds your thigh, his fingers. He starts to slowly slide his hand up your thigh, inching closer and closer to your centre. "Can't keep my hands off you," he murmurs, leaning in close. "You have no idea how much I want you."
Aegon's lips find your neck, placing hot kisses along the sensitive skin. His hand creeps higher, pushing the hem of your dress up as his fingers brush against your lace panties. He can feel the damp heat emanating from your core, making him let out a whine against your neck.
His eyes flash with lust as they meet yours in the darkness of the cab. His other hand comes up to cup your cheek, tilting your face towards his. "I can't wait to get my hands on you," he murmurs, his lips brushing against yours in a teasing, promise-filled kiss.
You can't help but shiver with anticipation, your body already aching for his touch. You know this is going to be a chance to get revenge on your sister's lying boyfriend in the most delicious way possible.
The cab rolls to a smooth halt outside the familiar apartment building, the sudden stillness a stark contrast to the pulsing energy of the club. You gather your clutch and step out onto the pavement, one shapely leg at a time.
Aegon emerges a moment later from the cab with an air of casual confidence. He places a hand on the small of your back as you walk towards the entrance, his touch igniting sparks beneath the thin fabric of your dress.
As you approach the door, you pull ahead slightly, fishing your keys from your purse. With a coy smile, you glance back over your shoulder at Aegon. "You don't have to wait a moment longer," you whisper, the night air cool against your flushed cheeks.
Your fingers tremble slightly as you slip the key into the lock, a thrill of excitement and nerves coursing through you. Over your shoulder, you see the hunger in Aegon's eyes, the way they drink in every inch of your form in the dim light of the entryway. You know he wants you, and the knowledge sends heat coursing through your body.
Biting your lip softly, you step inside, holding the door open and letting Aegon follow you in.
Aegon follows you inside, his eyes never leaving your swaying hips and the tantalizing view of your ass. As soon as he’s through the door, he kicks it shut behind him and immediately pulls you flush against his hard chest. "I don't want to wait another moment," he murmurs hotly, his hands gripping your hips possessively as he walks you backwards towards your bedroom.
His lips find yours in a searing, passionate kiss. It's a kiss full of pent-up desire and hunger, a kiss that speaks to just how much he wants you. His tongue delves into your mouth, tangling with yours and exploring every inch of you. He tastes like tequila and sin, and you can't get enough.
Aegon's hands roam your curves greedily as he walks you to your room. He squeezes the globes of your ass, pulling you harder against the prominent bulge in his trousers. His fingers dipped under the hem of your dress, teasing the soft skin of your thighs. He wants to touch and feel every inch of you.
Breaking the kiss, Aegon tugs you into your bedroom, his eyes burning into yours. He looks around your room, taking in the feminine space before his gaze lands back on you. A wicked grin spreads across his face as his eyes rake over your body, drinking in the sight of you.
Without warning, Aegon reaches out and grabs you, pulling you back against his hard chest. He kisses along your neck, his teeth grazing your skin as his hands grip your hips. He wants to mark you, to claim you, to make you his. He wants to fuck you until you forget your name and only remember his.
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Aemond tosses and turns in bed, his mind a whirlwind of twisted thoughts and dark imaginings of you. He can't get the image of your scantily clad body grinding against another out of his head, no matter how hard he tries.
His hand moves faster over his aching cock, stroking himself with hard, punishing grips. He pictures you pinned against the wall of the club's bathroom, your dress hiked up around your waist as some nameless man pounds into you from behind. The thought makes him groan, his hips bucking up into his fist.
Just as Aemond nears the edge, he hears the front door slam open downstairs. He freezes, his heart pounding in his chest as he wonders if it's you stumbling home, drunk and reeking of sex and another man's cologne.
Your sister bursts into the bedroom, fresh out of the shower. "Did you hear the door? Looks like she's finally home...." she starts to say, before noticing Aemond's state of undress and the obvious bulge in the sheets. He exhales heavily, his cock softening slightly at the interruption.
"Oh!" she gasps, a pretty blush spreading across her face. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you. I just thought..." She trails off, biting her lip as she takes in the sight of her boyfriend stroking his impressive erection.
Aemond forces a smile, trying to hide his lingering distraction and frustration. "It's alright, love," he says smoothly. "I think your sister just got back from her little night out. Probably passed out somewhere."
He hopes you're okay because right now, he's in no state to go check on you. Not with his cock still throbbing and his mind full of depraved thoughts.
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Aegon's eyes darken with lust as you slip out of your tight dress, the fabric pooling around your feet and leaving you in nothing but a lacy black lingerie set. Your hardened nipples peeking through the delicate material. A thin strip of lace runs between your legs, barely covering your most intimate area.
You step forward as your fingers start to slowly unbutton his shirt. You lean in close, your soft lips brushing against his neck as you whisper sultrily, "You like what you see?"
Your voice is a breathy purr, dripping with seductive promise. You place teasing little kisses along his neck and jaw, feeling his pulse jump beneath your lips. Making Aegon's head fall back, a low groan rumbling in his chest.
Aegon's breathing grows heavier as his eyes rake over your nearly nude form, taking in every inch of exposed skin and curves. The black lace of your lingerie leaves little to the imagination, and he can see the way your nipples strain against the delicate material. His cock throbs almost painfully in his trousers, aching to be buried inside your tight heat.
"Fuck, you're gorgeous," Aegon growls, his large hands gripping your hips and pulling you flush against him. He can feel every inch of your body pressed against his, and it ignites a hunger in him that he can barely control.
As you slip the shirt off completely, your hands roam over his muscular torso, exploring the hard planes and ridges. You walk your fingers up his chest, feeling his abs flex beneath your touch. Leaning in, you capture his lips in a deep, sensual kiss, your tongue teasing the seam of his mouth.
"I want you so badly Aegon," you murmur against his lips, your voice ragged with desire. Your hands slide down to his belt, starting to undo it with nimble fingers. "I need you to fuck me, right here, right now. I want you to claim me, make me yours."
In one swift movement, Aegon sweeps you up into his strong arms, carrying you over to the bed. He tosses you down onto the mattress, crawling over you with a wicked grin. "Keep begging for my cock like the needy little slut you are," he commands, his fingers hooking into the delicate lace of your panties. With a sharp tug, he tears your panties off with a rough tug, the flimsy lace giving way easily to his strength.
He tosses the ruined garment aside, leaving you bare and exposed before him. His eyes drink in the sight of your glistening pussy, already dripping with arousal.
"Look at this pretty cunt, so wet and ready for my cock," Aegon growls, his fingers brushing teasingly along your slick folds. He circles your clit with the pad of his thumb, feeling it throb under his touch. "You're fucking drenched, you filthy girl. Are you really this fucking needy?"
Aegon makes quick work of his belt and trousers, shoving them down his thighs along with his boxers. His thick, hard cock springs free, the swollen head already leaking with desire. He strokes himself a few times, smearing the bead of pre-cum down his impressive length.
Crawling back over you, Aegon settles between your spread thighs, the thick head of his cock nudging against your entrance. He teases you with shallow thrusts, letting you feel how big and hard he is, how much he wants to split you open.
"Beg for it," Aegon demands, his voice a low, dominant rumble.
"Oh god, Aegon..." you moan, your head lolling back against the pillow as you feel his thick cockhead teasing your aching, soaked folds. "Please, I can't take it anymore! I've been dripping for you all night, from the moment we started dancing together at the club."
You lock your eyes with his, desperation and lust swirling in their depths. "I already wanted you to bend me over the bathroom counter and fuck me hard like a nasty slut," you confess shamelessly, your cheeks flushed with arousal and a hint of embarrassment at your brazen words. "I've been imagining how amazing your huge cock would feel splitting me open, filling and stretching me."
You spread your thighs even wider, putting yourself on a lewd display. "Please Aegon, I'm begging you," you whimper, your voice dripping with need. "Use me like the desperate, cock-hungry slut I am." Your voice grew louder and louder, already forgetting that just in the other room your sister and Aemond were probably sleeping.
Aemond's eye snaps open as your desperate pleas ring out, your voice echoing through the apartment. He can hear every word, from the lustful moans to the shameless begging for his cock. His jaw clenches, a muscle ticking in his cheek as he listens to you reduced to a wanton mess, so consumed by desire that you've forgotten all sense of volume control.
Beside him, your sister jolts up, blinking in confusion. She looks towards the door, her brows furrowing as she hears the obscene noises spilling from your room. "What the fuck?" she mutters.
Aemond grabs her wrist, stopping her. "Don't," he says shortly, his voice strained. He shakes his head when she opens her mouth to protest, silencing her with a sharp jerk of his chin towards the door. "Listen," he says quietly.
Together, they sit in tense silence, your sister's eyes widening as she realizes what she's hearing. Aegon is pounding into you hard enough to rock the bed against the wall, the headboard slamming rhythmically. His hips are smacking loudly against your ass, punctuating every powerful thrust. The room is filled with the vulgar sounds of flesh slapping against flesh and your cries of ecstasy.
Aegon is wrecking your pussy, claiming it with ruthless strokes of his thick cock. He's thrusting into you so hard that the bed creaks and groans in protest. The sounds of your pleasure fill the apartment, leaving no question as to what'shappening in your bedroom. Aegon is so deep inside you, stretching you wide around his girth, just as you begged him to do.
Aemond sits rigidly on the bed, jaw clenched and hands fisted in the sheets as your shameless moans and the sounds of carnality fill the air. His heart pounds violently against his ribs, a wild mix of anger, disgust, and a sickening twist of arousal coursing through him. The lecherous symphony of your coupling assaults his ears, each lewd noise a dagger twisting in his gut. 
Aegon's hips piston relentlessly against yours, the force of his thrusts rocking the bed frame against the wall with a rhythmic thud. Slick, obscene squelches and the vulgar slap of flesh against flesh echo through the apartment, punctuated by your whorish cries for more, for harder, begging to be used like the desperate cock-hungry slut you apparently are. 
Your sister's face pales as the reality of the situation sinks in, her eyes wide with shock. She stares at Aemond as if waiting for an explanation. But Aemond remains still, his expression grim, unable to meet her horrified gaze. 
He's never felt such an overwhelming surge of rage, revulsion, and perverse, twisted jealousy. Hearing you degrade yourself for another man, screaming in ecstasy, begging to be used...it's unforgivable. It makes his blood boil and his cock throb in a way it shouldn't, given the circumstances.
Aegon is ruining you, claiming you, fucking you with a ruthless, punishing intensity. And from the sounds of it, you'reloving every second of it. 
Your sister finally finds her voice. "Oh wow... I didn't think my sister liked it this rough..."
Aegon snarls, his hips pounding into yours with brutal force as your begging drives him wild with lust. He hooks your legs over his broad shoulders, nearly bending you in half as he looms over you, his muscular frame caging you in. The new angle lets him plunge even deeper, his heavy balls slapping lewdly against your ass with every savage thrust.
Your slick walls clench and flutter around his pistoning cock, gripping him like a vice. The obscene squelch of your juices fills the room, mixing with the erotic slap of skin against skin and your wanton cries. Aegon's eyes are wild, blazing with possessive hunger as he ruthlessly claims your body, using you like the cock-starved slut you are.
"That's it, take my fucking cock," Aegon growls, one hand fisting in your hair as he pounds into you. "This is what you wanted. To be split open on another man's dick, used like a filthy little fuck toy?" 
He leans down and crushes his mouth to yours, swallowing your screams of ecstasy. His tongue plunders your mouth, dominating you completely. All the while, he never slows the brutal pace of his thrusts, each one striking that perfect spot deep inside you that makes you see stars.
"Ohhhh f-fuuuuck, yesss!" You wailed, your voice cracking with raw pleasure as Aegon's massive cock pummeled your cervix with ruthless precision. Tears of pure ecstasy streamed down your cheeks, your hair splayed wildly across the pillow. "Thank you, thank you, thankyouthankyou!" You chanted deliriously, too lost in sensation to form coherent words.
Your back arched sharply, pressing your tits against Aegon's chiselled chest as you clenched around him. "H-harder," you whimpered desperately, your eyes rolling back in your head as you surrendered completely to the brutal pleasure radiating from your core. "Please, I n-need...I need..." you trailed off, unable to even articulate what you craved, your mind shattered by the relentless, mind-numbing bliss of Aegon's animalistic rutting.
The obscene squelch of your dripping cunt taking his merciless pounding filled your ears, punctuated by the slam of flesh against flesh and your escalating wails of ecstasy.
"You want it harder?" Aegon taunts, his voice a low, dark rumble. "You want me to destroy this greedy cunt?" Without waiting for a response, he leans down as he looms over you with your legs still on his shoulders. The new angle lets him plunge even deeper, his heavy balls slapping lewdly against your ass with every savage thrust.
Your pussy is drenched, soaking his cock and dripping down onto the sheets beneath you.
"Fuck, you're squeezing me so tightly," Aegon growls, his eyes wild with primal hunger as he stares down at your pleasure-drunk face. "Such a good little cock sleeve, taking me so well." He captures your mouth in a brutal kiss, swallowing your screams of ecstasy as he continues to pound into you with ruthless intensity.
His hand moves from your hair to your throat, wrapping around it possessively as he squeezes slightly. He can feel your pulse fluttering wildly beneath his fingers, matching the erratic beat of his own heart. Aegon knows he's taking you to the brink of what you can handle, pushing you to the very edge of your limits.
Aegon snarls like a wild beast as he feels your pussy spasm and clench around him, gripping his cock. Your desperate, incoherent cries and the way you arch your back, presenting your perfect tits to him, only fuel his lust. He wants to ruin you, to fuck you so hard that you'll be ruined for any other man.
Aemond sits frozen as your screams of bliss and the lewd sounds of your coupling flood the apartment. It's like a punch to the gut, hearing the woman he actually wants debasing herself on another man's cock, begging to be used harder. The obscene noises fill him with sickening jealousy and a twisted, shameful arousal he can't deny.
Your sister stares at Aemond in shock, her mouth agape. "Is she...is she okay? That sounds rough..." She looks towards the door.
Aemond jolts as if electrified when he finally registers the name falling from your lips in ecstasy over and over again. His heart stops, a cold sweat breaking out over his skin as the horrible realization crashes over him like a bucket of icy water.
White-hot rage explodes through Aemond's veins, his vision flaring red at the edges. Aegon, his own brother, is violating his girlfriend's little sister in the most degrading way possible. Using her like a cheap fucktoy, pounding into her so hard that the whole apartment knows what a filthy slut she is for him.
Aegon.
Aegon is the one fucking you. Aegon is the one ruining you. Aegon is the one claiming your body in the most primal way imaginable.
Aegon's name falls from your lips like a prayer, a mantra repeated with every devastating thrust. "Aegon, Aegon, Aegon!" You scream, your back bowing off the bed as he fucks you into the mattress with ruthless intensity. The bed creaks and groans under the force of his lovemaking, the headboard slamming against the wall with every snap of his hips.
Your sister looks at Aemond with wide, horrified eyes. "That's...that's your brother, isn't it?" she asks breathlessly. "Your brother is - is he really fucking my sister like that?"
Aemond's jaw clenches, his hands fisting in the sheets as he nods numbly. His mind is reeling, a vicious storm of jealous rage and unwanted, twisted arousal swirling inside him. He can't believe it. He can't believe out of all the guys in the club you could've brought home, you're letting his older brother fuck you stupid.
Your fingers fly to your clit as Aegon squeezes your throat, making your world explode into a million pieces.
"Fuck! I fucking love your huge cock so much," you wail shamelessly, too lost in ecstasy to care how utterly slutty you sound. Tears stream down your flushed cheeks as you feel Aegon throbbing deep inside, splitting you open so perfectly. His smirk above you only pushes you closer to the edge.
"I-I can feel you, Aegon..." you sob, your pussy clenching and spasming uncontrollably around his pistoning length. "I can feel you in my fucking guts, holy shit!" Your eyes, hazy with lust, can barely focus on Aegon's handsome face as you cry from pleasure.
Aemond feels like he's been punched in the stomach, the air leaving his lungs in a brutal whoosh. Rage, jealousy, and a sick sense of lust churn violently inside him as he listens to you screaming his brother's name, begging for more as Aegon abuses your pussy.
His brother. His fucking brother Aegon is the one splitting you open, claiming your body with ruthless, animalistic fucking. The bed creaks and groans, the headboard slamming against the wall with every devastating thrust. Aegon must be pounding into you with enough force to leave bruises, fucking you like the desperate, cock-starved slut you've become.
The whole fucking apartment knows now what a whore you are for his brother. The way you're screaming, the obscene sounds of flesh slapping against flesh...you're not even trying to be quiet.
Not to mention the fucking tears. You're crying from pleasure, sobbing his brother's name like your life depends on it.
"You fucking love it, don't you?" Aegon snarls above you, his hand tightening around your throat. "Love the way my cock is splitting you open, reshaping this hungry cunt to fit me like a glove?" He leans down and captures your mouth in a brutal kiss
Aegon grins wickedly as he feels your pussy clamp down on his cock like a silken vice, gripping him rhythmically as you cum hard. "That's it, cum on this fucking cock," he snarls, his hips never slowing their brutal pace. "I want to feel this slutty little cunt milking me dry."
His intense gaze locks with yours, his eyes burning into your soul as your world shatters around you. You shake and convulse beneath him, a silent scream ripping from your raw throat as your climax crashes through you like a tidal wave of ecstasy. Tears stream freely down your cheeks.
Your wide, glazed eyes stare up at Aegon in helpless, mindless rapture, seeing nothing but him. You're utterly lost, drowning in the overwhelming pleasure that's consuming your every sense and thought. You can't speak, can't form a single coherent word or syllable as your trembling body surrenders completely to the exquisite agony of your release.
You can only feel - the scorching heat of Aegon's skin, the slick, obscene slide of his thick cock pounding into your fluttering, grasping pussy, the way your ass jiggles and bounces with every relentless thrust. Your breasts heave and strain beneath him, your nipples grazing his chest with each devastating surge of his hips.
Aegon doesn't let up, fucking you straight through your climax with ruthless intensity. He's merciless, pounding into your spasming cunt like a man possessed, forcing you to take every thick, throbbing inch of him. The sensation of his heavy balls slapping lewdly against your ass with each thrust only prolongs the mind-melting ecstasy.
You're just a vessel for his pleasure now, a set of holes for him to use and ruin as he sees fit. Your body is no longer your own as you writhe and thrash beneath him.
Aegon leans down, his lips brushing against your ear as he growls filthy words. "Fuck, look at you. Coming apart so beautifully on my cock. You were made for this, made to be fucked stupid and used for my pleasure."
He pistons his hips at a brutal pace, the obscene slap of skin against skin echoing through the room. Aegon is fucking you right through your climax, not letting you come down from your high at all. Each thrust rocks the bed frame, the headboard slamming against the wall with enough force to leave a dent.
"Fuck, I'm going to cum," Aegon snarls against your throat, his thrusts becoming erratic and uncontrolled. "I'm going to fucking fill this hungry little hole. You want that, don't you? Want me to pump you full?"
With a roar, Aegon buries himself to the hilt inside you, his cock jerking and pulsing as he finds his release. He grinds his pelvis hard against yours, making sure you can feel every hot, thick spurt of his cum painting your insides.
Aemond lunges to his feet, a snarl ripping from his throat as he starts to storm towards the door. His girlfriend jumps up and grabs his arm, stopping him cold. She stares at him with wide, shocked eyes, her face pale and stricken.
"What the hell are you doing?" she demands, her voice shaking. "They're literally having sex in there! Does it really bother you that much, hearing them..." She trails off, biting her lip as another lewd shriek echoes from your room, followed by the crude slap of flesh against flesh and the rhythmic creaking of the bed.
Aemond's jaw clenches, his eyes flashing with a chaotic mix of rage and jealous lust. "Yeah, it does," he grits out, his voice low and dark. "You're my girlfriend, not her. I should be able to fuck you harder and make you scream louder, not listen to my brother ruin the little slut."
He shakes his head, his expression grim and unforgiving. "I can't stand the thought of Aegon touching her, tasting her..." He squeezes his eyes shut, the obscene sounds still filling his ears. 
Aemond's hands clench into fists at his sides, his whole body trembling with barely restrained fury and a sick, twisted arousal he can't comprehend. He's never felt so violently possessive before, so consumed by jealous rage.
His girlfriend looks at him with a mix of anger and betrayal in her eyes. "Well get over it, 'cause it's happening. Your brother is the one fucking her stupid, not you," she points out coldly. "Maybe if you treated me half as good as he's treating her..." she trails off bitterly.
"A-Aegon... I can feel you, oh god, I can feel you pumping me so full..." Your voice is breathy and weak, your body trembling as you feel Aegon's hot, thick seed flooding your insides. "Mmmnh... it's so much, I can feel it leaking out..." You bite your lower lip, a shaky moan escaping you as the rivulets of his cum start to seep out from where you're still intimately connected.
"Thank you... for ruining me..." You gaze up at him with hazy, adoring eyes, your hair splayed messily across the pillow, your cheeks flushed and dewy. "Mmm... I feel like I'm your personal cum dump now." You clench your walls around him and giggle, trying to milk out every last drop of his release.
"I love feeling your cum leaking out of my fucked hole... I'm so happy I let you use me like this." A soft, dazed smile plays on your lips as you savour the intimate feeling of your bodies remaining joined. "I've never felt so full."
Aegon's expression softens as he looks down at your dazed, blissed-out face. He brushes a few strands of hair from your forehead, tucking them gently behind your ear. "You did so well, taking my cock like that," he murmurs, his thumb caressing your cheek. "I've never felt anyone as tight as you before."
He leans down and presses a surprisingly tender kiss to your lips, his other hand sliding down to squeeze your ass possessively. "Look at you, covered in sweat and my cum," Aegon says with a smirk, trailing his fingers through the mess leaking from between your legs. "I've marked you as mine now."
Aegon carefully scoops you up into his strong arms, cradling you against his bare chest as he maneuvers you both to lay on your sides. He pulls the blanket up over your naked, trembling body, tucking you in like a precious treasure. "Get some rest," he orders softly, pressing another kiss to your forehead. "You earned it after that performance."
Aegon holds you close, letting you bask in the afterglow of your intense coupling. His heartbeat is slow and steady beneath your ear, a soothing rhythm that lulls you into a state of tranquillity.
Outside the bedroom, Aemond is still arguing with his girlfriend, his expression dark and stormy. He's pacing back and forth, his fists clenched at his sides as the sounds of you and Aegon's coupling still fill the air.
"Why can't you just let it go?!" his girlfriend argues, her voice rising. "Your brother is in there fucking my sister into a coma! Who cares?! She's an adult!"
Aemond whirls on her, his eyes flashing. "Of course I fucking care!" he snarls. "I'm just - I can't believe she'd let him do that to her. In your shared fucking apartment." He runs a hand through his hair in frustration, his jaw clenching.
Aemond's girlfriend glares at him, her eyes flashing with anger and betrayal. "Oh, you mean like how you haven't fucked me into a coma in months?!" she snaps back, crossing her arms over her chest. "I've seen the way you look at her, Aemond. Like she's some prized piece of ass you wish was yours."
Aemond recoils as if slapped, his face paling. "That's not - I would never…" he starts to protest, but she cuts him off with a bitter laugh.
"Save it," she scoffs, rolling her eyes. "You think I haven't noticed? The way your eyes follow her every move, the little glances you sneak when you think I'm not looking." She steps closer to him, jabbing a finger into his chest. "Face it, Aemond. You want to fuck your own girlfriend's little sister. You're just pissed it's Aegon doing it instead of you."
Aemond's jaw clenches, a muscle ticking in his cheek as he glares down at her. "Watch your fucking mouth," he grits out, his voice low and dangerous. "That's not - I'm not - " He breaks off, gripping the back of his neck as he turns away from her.
His girlfriend laughs again, a harsh, grating sound. "You can't even deny it," she points out coldly. "You're jealous that Aegon is the one fucking her, not you. Well, get over it. She's not your property, Aemond. She can fuck whoever she wants."
With that, she turns on her heel and storms off towards the kitchen, leaving Aemond alone in the bedroom. He stands there for a long moment, his chest heaving with angry breaths as he tries to collect himself.
You peek up at Aegon through your lashes, a playful smirk tugging at your kiss-swollen lips as you hear the muffled shouts and a female voice rising in anger in the other room. You nestle closer to Aegon's warm, muscular body, relishing in the intimate feeling of your sweat-slicked skin still pressed together.
"Mmm, by the way, I think your brother's out there losing his mind," you murmur, tracing idle patterns on Aegon's chest with your fingertip. You giggle softly. "Poor thing seems pretty worked up about you defiling the 'precious little princess', hmm?" You tease, your voice breathy and low.
Aegon chuckles, a wicked grin spreading across his handsome face as he hears the muffled shouts and angry voices coming from the other room. "Sounds like he's in quite a state," he remarks casually, seemingly unfazed by the drama unfolding outside the bedroom door.
He rolls onto his side, facing you with a smirk playing on his lips. "Poor, dear Aemond," Aegon mocks, his voice dripping with disdain. "Probably wishing it was his cock splitting you open instead of mine."
Aegon reaches out, grabbing your chin and tilting your head to look up at him. His eyes burn into yours, intense and possessive. "Let him be jealous," he growls. "You're mine now, not his. I'll make sure of that."
With that declaration, Aegon crushes his lips against yours in a searing, dominating kiss. His tongue pushes past your lips, claiming your mouth with a fierce hunger. It's clear he has no intention of letting his brother have you, no matter how much Aemond might want it.
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breaking the ice - chwe vernon scenario
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The cold air inside the ice rink nipped at your skin as you pulled your coat tighter around yourself. You weren’t much of a sports fan, but when your cousin, Chan, practically begged you to come watch his game, you couldn’t say no.
"It's gonna be fun! Just come once, and if you hate it, I won't ask again," he had insisted over the phone.
And that's how you found yourself in the bleachers, watching a group of guys in bulky gear chase a puck across the ice. You weren’t clueless—you knew the basic rules—but you weren’t about to start screaming at referees like some of the other fans. You were here for one reason: Chan.
The game was intense, fast-paced, and honestly more interesting than you expected. You followed your cousin’s movements as he skated past an opponent and passed the puck to a teammate. The crowd roared when the puck was slapped straight into the goal.
You clapped, smiling as Chan pumped his fist in the air. That’s my cousin, you thought proudly.
Then, your eyes drifted to the player who had taken the shot. Number 16. He skated back toward Chan, giving him a nod of acknowledgment before the two joined the rest of the team.
You squinted.
The name on the back of his jersey read "Chwe"
You weren’t sure why, but something about him stood out. He wasn’t showy like some of the other players who thrived on the crowd’s attention. He barely reacted after scoring, just gave a small nod before skating off.
"Who’s number 16?" you asked the girl sitting beside you, who had been squealing nonstop.
She gawked at you. "You don’t know Chwe Vernon?!"
You blinked. "Should I?"
She looked at you like you had just committed a crime. "He's literally one of the best players on the team! And super famous! His family's Korean-American, and he's been playing since he was a kid. How do you not know him?"
You shrugged. "I don’t really follow hockey."
The girl sighed dramatically. "You’re missing out. He’s, like, effortlessly cool and insanely good."
You turned back to the rink, watching as Vernon—Chwe Vernon, apparently—glided across the ice. Effortlessly cool, huh? You weren’t convinced.
After the game, you waited for Chan outside the locker rooms. The hallway was filled with people—some reporters, some fans, all hoping to catch a glimpse of the players.
When the team finally emerged, Chan spotted you instantly. "Hey!" He grinned, walking over. His hair was damp from the shower, and he still had a towel draped around his neck. "So? Did I impress you?"
"You did great," you said, ruffling his hair, making him groan. "Proud cousin moment."
"Good. I need you to come to more games for good luck."
"Don't push it," you teased.
Before he could respond, someone else walked past you—number 16. Vernon.
Chan called out to him. "Hyung!"
Vernon turned his head slightly, slowing his pace. Up close, you noticed how sharp his features were. He had this laid-back, unreadable expression, like nothing ever surprised him.
Chan gestured toward you. "This is my cousin, the one I told you about."
You arched a brow. "You talked about me?"
Chan ignored you. "This is Vernon."
Vernon gave you a short nod. "Hey."
That was it. Just one word. No handshake, no smile.
You crossed your arms. "Wow, you’re a real talker, huh?"
Chan coughed, trying to stifle a laugh.
Vernon just blinked. "Not really."
You stared at him, waiting for him to say more. He didn't. This guy was something else.
"Well, okay" you said your name, breaking the silence. "Since we’re introducing ourselves and all."
He nodded again. "Cool."
You squinted at him. "Do you always talk in one-word sentences?"
He tilted his head slightly, as if considering your question. "Depends."
You exhaled sharply, turning to Chan. "I’m leaving. This guy’s impossible."
Chan laughed. "That’s just how he is."
You gave Vernon one last glance. He wasn’t unfriendly, just... different. Quiet. Detached.
And yet, something about him made you curious.
A few days later, Chan texted you.
Chan: Come to our next game. You: Why? Chan: Because I bet Vernon you wouldn’t come. You: …You bet on me? Chan: Yeah. He said you wouldn’t bother. I said you would. You: What do I get if I show up? Chan: The satisfaction of proving Vernon wrong. You: Tempting. Chan: Also, if I win, Vernon has to buy me dinner. So do it for me.
You sighed, staring at the text. You weren’t the type to back down from a challenge. Contemplating for only a few moments before shooting Chan one last message saying you'd go.
And maybe, just maybe, you’d get a reaction out of Vernon this time.
The next game rolled around quicker than expected. You hadn’t initially planned to attend, but the thought of proving Vernon wrong was too tempting.
So there you were, sitting in the bleachers again, this time with a smirk on your face as you spotted number 16 skating onto the ice.
Chan was the first to notice you. From where he stood, he shot you a triumphant grin, raising his fist in victory. You lifted your hand in a mock salute, acknowledging the win.
Vernon, on the other hand, took a bit longer to spot you. When he did, you could swear there was a brief flicker of surprise in his usually impassive expression. His eyes met yours for a split second before he coolly looked away. No reaction, no acknowledgment—just Vernon being Vernon.
Oh, so that’s how he wanted to play it? Fine.
The game started, and as expected, it was intense. You found yourself getting more invested than last time, especially when Chan assisted in another goal. But what caught your attention the most was Vernon. He was ridiculously fast on the ice, his movements so fluid and effortless that it was almost unfair to the opposing team.
By the time the final buzzer rang, their team had won. The crowd erupted into cheers, and even you found yourself clapping.
Chan was practically bouncing when he ran over to you after the game. “Ha! Told you! I knew you’d come.”
You smirked. “Enjoy your free dinner.”
Before Chan could respond, Vernon walked up behind him. His damp hair clung slightly to his forehead, and he looked as composed as ever despite just finishing a game.
“You actually showed up,” he said, voice neutral.
“I did.” You crossed your arms. “Surprised?”
He shrugged. “A little.”
You narrowed your eyes. “Not gonna admit you were wrong?”
He blinked, considering. “Nope.”
Chan burst out laughing. “He’d rather die than say that.”
You turned back to Vernon. “Well, I did come. So now you owe Chan dinner. Hope you have deep pockets.”
Vernon sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “Guess I do.”
You weren’t sure why, but the idea of Vernon being slightly inconvenienced by this bet made you a little too satisfied.
Chan clapped a hand on Vernon’s shoulder. “Since I’m getting a free meal, you should come too.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Me?”
Chan nodded. “Yeah, you’re the reason I won the bet. Might as well let you enjoy the victory too.”
You glanced at Vernon, half-expecting him to protest, but he just nodded. “Up to you.”
You weren’t sure if he genuinely didn’t care or if he was just going along with it because Chan said so. Either way, you weren’t about to back down.
“Fine,” you said. “Let’s go.”
You ended up at a small Korean barbecue place not too far from the rink. It wasn’t fancy, but it smelled amazing. Vernon, true to his word, paid without complaint, though you noticed he didn’t exactly look thrilled about it. You didn’t feel bad in the slightest.
As the food started cooking, Chan filled the silence with his usual chatter. You had always liked how easygoing he was, able to carry conversations without effort.
“So,” Chan said, turning to Vernon. “What do you think of my cousin?”
You nearly choked on your drink. “What kind of question is that?”
Chan grinned mischievously. “I just wanna know. Vernon’s not really a people person, so I’m curious.”
You turned your gaze to Vernon, expecting some deadpan answer like “She’s fine” or “She exists.”
Instead, he looked directly at you and said, “She’s different.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Different how?”
He tilted his head slightly, considering his words. “Most people try too hard. You don’t.”
You blinked. That was… surprisingly insightful.
Chan nodded approvingly. “That’s a compliment, by the way. Vernon doesn’t say much, but when he does, he means it.”
You studied Vernon for a moment. He was still as unreadable as ever, but now you were intrigued. “Well, thanks, I guess.”
Dinner continued with casual conversation, mostly dominated by Chan. Vernon remained quiet but occasionally chimed in with a dry comment that made you laugh more than expected.
By the end of the night, you realized something strange.
You didn’t dislike him.
In fact, you kind of wanted to see what it would take to get a real reaction out of him.
A week later, you got an unexpected text from Chan.
Chan: You’re not gonna believe this. You: What? Chan: Vernon just asked if you were coming to the next game. You: …You’re lying. Chan: I’m dead serious. He just asked me out of nowhere.
You stared at your phone, processing.
Vernon? Asking about you?
Interesting.
You: Tell him to ask me himself. Chan: LMAO you’re evil.
A few minutes later, another text came in.
Unknown Number: Are you coming? - Vernon
You smirked. So he finally cracked.
This was going to be fun.
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Sitting at your desk, you stretched your arms, feeling the exhaustion settle into your bones. The clock on your laptop read 11:47 PM, and you still weren’t done with the reports your supervisor had asked for last minute.
You sighed, rubbing your temples. You hadn’t expected your internship to be this demanding, but then again, you had never been the type to slack off. If you were going to do something, you were going to do it well.
Your phone buzzed beside you.
Vernon: Heard you were busy.
You blinked. Of all people, he was texting you? You smirked, quickly typing back.
You: Look at you, sending full sentences. I’m impressed.
A few seconds passed before the typing bubble appeared.
Vernon: I can type. You: Could’ve fooled me.
You leaned back in your chair, biting your lip. Was it bad that you found this amusing?
You weren’t expecting another text, but then—
Vernon: …You gonna come next time?
Your eyebrows raised slightly. So he did notice you weren’t there.
You debated your response, then decided to push his buttons a little.
You: Why? Did you miss me?
This time, the reply didn’t come immediately. You wondered if you had caught him off guard.
Finally, after a minute—
Vernon: Maybe.
Your fingers hovered over the keyboard.
You: …Huh. Didn’t expect that. Vernon: Yeah. Me neither.
That made you pause.
You had been joking before, but now… was he actually admitting something?
You stared at your screen for a moment before shaking your head. No way. This is Vernon. He doesn’t just say things like that.
You decided to test the waters.
You: Careful, Chwe. Almost sounded like you like having me around.
This time, his reply came quicker.
Vernon: Don’t get ahead of yourself. You: Good night, hockey boy. Vernon: Night.
Setting your phone down, you exhaled. That was unexpected.
And oddly… kind of nice.
A few days passed, and you found yourself back to your usual routine—internship, assignments, barely enough time to breathe.
You hadn’t planned on going to the next hockey game either, but then Chan called. "Please," he whined over the phone. "Vernon’s been weird since you didn’t come last time."
You frowned. "Weird how?"
"I don’t know! Just… quiet."
You snorted. "Vernon’s always quiet."
"Yeah, but this time it’s different. Like he’s thinking about something."
That made you pause.
"Are you telling me you think Vernon missed me?" you teased.
Chan groaned. "I’m saying something’s up with him, and I think you should come see for yourself."
You hesitated. You really didn’t have the time, but… now you were curious.
"Fine," you said, "but if I show up and he acts the same, you owe me coffee."
Chan laughed. "Deal."
When you stepped into the ice rink the following evening, the familiar chill made you shiver. You spotted the team warming up, Chan already waving at you from the ice.
Your eyes flickered to Vernon.
He was stretching near the goal, looking as calm and composed as ever. But when he turned his head and spotted you in the stands, something shifted in his expression. It wasn’t dramatic—just a small pause, a barely-there flicker of acknowledgment.
Then, as if nothing happened, he looked away.
You smirked.
Yeah. He definitely noticed.
As the game started, you found yourself watching him more closely. He was fast, efficient, never wasted movement. But every now and then, when there was a break in play, you swore he glanced in your direction.
By the time the game ended, you were already preparing a sarcastic remark for when you saw him.
Chan met you outside the locker room first. "Told you he was acting weird."
You shrugged. "He looks the same to me."
"Trust me," Chan said, "for Vernon, that was basically a full-blown confession."
Before you could respond, Vernon appeared in the hallway. His damp hair fell over his forehead, his usual quiet presence making him seem effortlessly cool.
"You’re here," he said, stopping in front of you.
You crossed your arms. "You sound surprised."
He met your gaze. "A little."
You tilted your head. "Miss me?"
Vernon exhaled through his nose, shaking his head. "You always ask that."
"And you never give me an answer."
He paused, then—
"Maybe."
You blinked. Well that was new. Before you could say anything, he walked past you, heading toward the exit. But as he did, he spoke just loud enough for you to hear
"See you next game."
You stared after him, lips slowly curling into a smile.
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Another game day.
The rink buzzed with energy as another game night rolled in. The usual excitement from the crowd filled the air, fans from both teams eager to see their favorites go head-to-head.
Vernon adjusted his helmet as he skated onto the ice, his mind focused—until Chan nudged him.
“Look,” Chan said, nodding toward the stands.
Vernon followed his gaze, and there you were.
His brow furrowed slightly. He wasn’t expecting you. Usually, you’d give Chan a heads-up if you were coming.
“Guess she had time after all,” Chan muttered, but there was something in his tone—something suspicious.
Before Vernon could ask, his eyes flickered to the opposing team warming up. That’s when he saw it. You weren’t just watching the game. You were standing near the barrier, laughing. With him.
Lee Seokmin.
Forward for the rival team. Loud, energetic, and way too familiar with you.
Vernon’s grip on his stick tightened slightly as he watched Seokmin grin at you, leaning against the boards like this was some casual meet-up and not a competitive match.
Chan turned to Vernon, eyes wide. “Did I miss something, or do they know each other?”
“I don’t know,” Vernon said flatly, but now he really wanted to.
After warm-ups, the team headed back to the locker room. Vernon kept quiet, but Chan wasn’t letting this go.
“Okay, seriously,” he said, shoving his helmet into his bag. “What is going on? Why is my cousin talking to Seokmin?”
Joshua, another teammate, overheard and raised an eyebrow. “Wait, your cousin? She knows Seokmin?”
“I don’t know!” Chan said, exasperated. “She didn’t tell me anything.”
Vernon untied his skates, processing. He wasn’t sure why this bugged him, but it did. You weren’t the type to be friendly just for the sake of it—so if you were joking around with Seokmin, there had to be history there.
And for some reason, that annoyed him.
After the game, which ended in a close win for Vernon’s team, you were waiting outside the locker room.
Chan wasted no time. “Alright,” he said, crossing his arms. “Explain.”
You blinked. “Explain what?”
He gestured toward the rink. “Why were you laughing it up with Seokmin before the game?”
You gave him a look. “Because we’re friends?”
Chan’s eyes narrowed. “Since when?”
You sighed, already predicting this reaction. “We used to date. A long time ago. Now we’re just friends.”
Chan’s jaw dropped. Vernon, standing next to him, simply blinked.
“…You dated him?” Chan asked, as if the words didn’t make sense together.
“For, like, five months. It wasn’t that serious.”
Vernon finally spoke. “Why’d you break up?”
You turned to him, surprised he even asked. “We were better off as friends.”
Vernon’s expression didn’t change, but he held your gaze for a beat longer than usual.
Chan, still recovering, groaned. “I feel betrayed.”
You laughed. “Relax, it’s not that deep.”
Seokmin’s voice interrupted. “Are we talking about me?”
You turned to see Seokmin approaching, still in his team jacket, his ever-present grin in place.
Chan groaned louder. “Oh my god.”
Seokmin laughed, nudging you. “Did you tell them how you used to cheer for my team?”
You smirked. “I left that part out.”
Chan looked like he was about to collapse. “This is so much worse than I thought.”
Vernon, still quiet, glanced between you and Seokmin before saying, “So you’re just friends now?”
You nodded. “Yeah”
He doesn't say anything after that but you could tell there was definitely a reason. And you weren’t going to let it go unnoticed. Meanwhile, Chan was still staring at you like you had just confessed to some deep, dark secret.
“Wait, wait, wait.” He held up a hand. “You mean to tell me that all this time, you and Seokmin—”
“Dated?” Seokmin finished helpfully, grinning. “Yeah, man. Keep up.”
Chan dramatically pressed a hand to his forehead. “How did I not know this? How did no one tell me?”
You shrugged. “We broke up before you even joined the team, and it wasn’t that serious. Plus, you were busy with your own stuff.”
Chan looked genuinely offended. “I feel like I should have felt it or something. Like a disturbance in the Force.”
You rolled your eyes. “Okay, Jedi.”
Meanwhile, Vernon was watching the entire conversation with his usual unreadable expression, but something about his posture was different. He was listening.
Seokmin clapped a hand on Chan’s shoulder. “It’s okay, buddy. You’re just slow.”
Chan smacked his hand away. “I’m not slow, I just—ugh! This is so weird!”
You smirked. “Why? Because you hate the idea of me dating anyone or because it’s Seokmin?”
“…Both.” Chan groaned. “This is, like, finding out your best friend and your worst enemy were secretly besties behind your back.”
Seokmin gasped. “Worst enemy? I thought we were friends!”
“You’re my rival, not my friend,” Chan shot back.
Seokmin patted his shoulder. “Rival is just another word for friend who won’t admit it.”
You stifled a laugh as Chan let out another dramatic groan. But while Chan was too busy overreacting, Vernon was still quiet.
You turned to him, raising an eyebrow. “You good, hockey boy?”
His eyes flickered to yours, and for a second, he hesitated. Then, in his usual calm voice, he said, “Just surprised. That’s all.”
Seokmin grinned. “Vernon, don’t tell me you’re jealous.”
Vernon blinked at him. “Why would I be?”
Seokmin shrugged. “I don’t know. You tell me.”
For a fraction of a second, you swore you saw a flicker of something in Vernon’s expression. Annoyance? Amusement? Something in between?
But, as always, he kept it cool. “Not jealous.”
“Sure,” Seokmin said, clearly not convinced.
You smirked, deciding to push Vernon a little. “I was a great girlfriend.”
Vernon’s eyes flicked to yours again, this time holding your gaze.
“Yeah?” he asked, voice unreadable.
You tilted your head. “Yeah.”
A slow, almost imperceptible smirk tugged at the corner of his lips. “I’ll take your word for it.”
Seokmin looked between the two of you and let out a low whistle. “Huh. Interesting.”
Chan narrowed his eyes. “Don’t say it.”
Seokmin grinned. “I think your cousin has a new favorite hockey player.”
Chan groaned for the fourth time. “I hate everything about tonight.”
You just laughed. But the thing was—Seokmin might not have been entirely wrong.
The night air was crisp as you stepped into the parking lot with Chan and Vernon. The game had ended, and while the rivalry on the ice had been intense, the real battle had been you versus Chan’s endless questions about Seokmin.
Vernon had offered to drive both of you home, claiming it was “on the way,” but you were starting to suspect he just wanted to witness the soap opera unfolding in real time.
Chan, still in full interrogation mode, walked beside you. “Okay, but seriously—how did it even start?”
You sighed, exasperated. “I already told you, Chan. We dated, we broke up, we’re friends now. That’s it.”
Chan scoffed. “That’s not it! I need details. Like, who made the first move?”
Seokmin’s grinning face flashed in your mind. “He did.”
Chan gasped dramatically. “Seokmin made the first move?! What did he do, trip over his own skates and land in your lap?”
You laughed. “No, idiot. He was actually really sweet.”
Vernon unlocked the car and got in without a word, letting Chan get it all out of his system before the drive even started.
As soon as you all settled inside, Chan still wasn’t done.
“So let me get this straight,” he continued from the passenger seat, twisting around to face you. “You, my very strong, very independent cousin, voluntarily dated a hockey player?”
You rolled your eyes. “Yes, Chan. I, a normal human being, dated another normal human being. Groundbreaking.”
Chan shook his head, like this was the biggest scandal of the century. “You always said you’d never date an athlete.”
“Right,” you deadpanned. “Which is why I’m never dating a hockey player again.”
Vernon, silent up until now, suddenly coughed beside Chan. Both you and Chan turned to him.
Vernon kept his eyes on the road, shifting gears like nothing happened.
Chan squinted. “You good?”
Vernon nodded, completely unfazed. “Yeah. Just dry air.”
You raised an eyebrow, amused. “Uh-huh.”
Chan threw his hands up. “Okay, now I really need to know what went down.”
You sighed dramatically. “Do you really want to hear about my tragic love story, or do you want Vernon to get us home in one piece?”
Chan hesitated before reluctantly turning back around. “Fine. But this conversation isn’t over.”
From the driver’s seat, Vernon finally spoke again—his voice smooth, unreadable.
“Yeah,” he murmured, eyes still on the road. “I bet it isn’t.”
Something about the way he said it made you glance at him again. Maybe it was just your imagination. Or maybe, just maybe, Vernon was thinking about how you might not keep that promise after all.
The hum of the engine filled the car as Vernon smoothly maneuvered through the late-night traffic. The city lights blurred past, casting fleeting shadows across his face. You sat in the backseat, arms crossed, while Chan sat in the passenger seat, still digesting your revelation about Seokmin.
"Okay," Chan started again, shifting to look at you, "so you’re telling me you went from hating the idea of dating an athlete to actually dating one?"
You groaned. "Chan—"
"No, no," he interrupted, waving his hands. "I just need to understand the timeline. When did this betrayal happen?"
Vernon let out a short breath, which you swore sounded like a laugh, though his face remained unreadable.
"You make it sound like I committed a crime," you said, rolling your eyes. "It was, like, a year and a half ago."
Chan gasped. "A year and a half ago?! That recently? And I’m just finding out now?"
"Look, it wasn’t a big deal," you said. "We went on a few dates, had fun, realized we were better as friends, and that was that."
Vernon, still focused on the road, finally spoke. "You broke up with him?"
You glanced at him through the rearview mirror. His voice was as calm as ever, but something about the way he asked made you curious.
"Technically, yeah," you admitted.
Chan groaned again. "Of course you broke up with him. You probably made him think it was his idea, too." Seokmin had been a little blindsided, but you weren’t about to admit that.
"You say that like it’s a bad thing," you said, smirking.
Chan turned back to Vernon. "See? This is why I tell people not to mess with my cousin. She’s too powerful."
Vernon finally looked at you through the mirror, his gaze unreadable. "Yeah," he murmured, "I can see that."
Something about the way he said it made your stomach flip.
Chan, oblivious, continued his rant. "But seriously, what did he do that made you swear off hockey players forever? Did he forget your anniversary? Get too competitive?"
You shrugged. "Nah. I just don’t want to deal with the whole team rivalries, constant traveling, always being second to the sport thing. Hockey players are a lot of work."
Vernon coughed again.
Chan turned to him, frowning. "Dude, do you need water?"
Vernon cleared his throat. "I’m fine."
You smirked. "Are you sure? You seem… distracted."
Vernon glanced at you briefly before returning his focus to the road. "Just listening."
"Hmm." You leaned back. "Well, anyway, I learned my lesson. I’m sticking to normal people now."
Chan snorted. "Normal people?"
"Yeah. You know—guys with normal schedules, normal jobs, no risk of getting concussed every other week."
Vernon’s hands flexed on the steering wheel.
Chan laughed. "I give it two months before you go back on that."
You raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And why is that?"
"Because," Chan said, smirking, "you like the chaos too much. Admit it, you love being involved in hockey drama. You thrive on it."
You gasped, pretending to be offended. "Excuse me! I am very peaceful."
Vernon finally spoke again, his tone deadpan. "Sure."
You narrowed your eyes at him. "Are you siding with Chan?"
"I mean," Vernon said, shrugging, "you are sitting in a hockey player’s car, after attending a hockey game, while arguing about hockey."
Chan burst out laughing. "Oh my god, he’s got a point."
You huffed. "Okay, fine. Maybe I tolerate the chaos. But that doesn’t mean I’ll date another hockey player."
Vernon didn’t say anything but when you glanced at him through the mirror again, he had the faintest hint of a smirk on his lips.
Like he knew something you didn’t.
The rest of the ride was quieter. Chan was scrolling through his phone, occasionally making dramatic sighs about his “betrayal,” while Vernon drove smoothly through the streets.
At one point, you rested your chin on your hand, watching the buildings blur past. Despite the chaos of the evening, there was something… nice about being in Vernon’s car. He was steady, dependable. Even with Chan’s endless commentary, he never seemed irritated. Just patient.
When Vernon finally pulled up to Chan’s place, your cousin unbuckled his seatbelt and sighed dramatically. "Alright, I guess I’ll forgive you. For now."
You smirked. "Gee, thanks."
Chan opened the door but paused, glancing between you and Vernon. Then, with a knowing smirk, he said, "You two have fun."
Before you could question him, he hopped out and disappeared inside.
You scoffed. "What was that about?"
Vernon hummed. "Not sure."
But he definitely looked like he knew. with Chan gone, the car suddenly felt… quieter.
Vernon shifted slightly, one hand resting on the gear shift. "Where to?"
You blinked. "Huh?"
"Your place," he said simply. "Where is it?"
"Oh." You gave him the directions, and he nodded, smoothly pulling back onto the road. For a few minutes, neither of you spoke. It wasn’t awkward, though. Just… different.
"So," Vernon finally said, glancing at you through the mirror, "never dating a hockey player again?"
You smirked. "That’s the plan."
"Hmm." He didn’t sound convinced.
You tilted your head. "Why? You don’t think I can do it?"
Vernon let out a small breath—almost a chuckle. "I just think… you might change your mind."
You raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And what makes you say that?"
He slowed to a stop at a red light, then turned his head slightly, meeting your eyes.
"Just a feeling," he said simply.
You held his gaze, searching for something—anything—in his expression. But, as always, Vernon was unreadable. Calm. Completely in control.
Yet, for some reason, your heart did a weird little flip.
You scoffed, looking away. "Well, I hate to break it to you, but I’m done with hockey boys."
Vernon tapped his fingers against the wheel. "Mm."
The light turned green, and he pulled forward. And though he didn’t say anything else, the ghost of a smirk lingered on his lips.
When he finally pulled up in front of your building, he put the car in park but didn’t move to unlock the doors yet. Instead, he rested his wrist on the steering wheel and turned his head slightly toward you.
"You sure about that?"
You blinked. "Huh?"
He kept his gaze on you, calm and unreadable. "About being done with hockey players."
You scoffed. "Yeah, I’m sure."
Vernon hummed, like he wasn’t convinced.
Your eyes narrowed. "Why? You think I’m lying?"
He shrugged, like it didn’t matter. "I think people say things they don’t mean all the time."
You frowned. "Well, I do mean it."
Vernon tilted his head, studying you like you were some kind of puzzle he was trying to solve. Then, after a moment, he said, "Wanna bet?"
Your brows shot up. "Excuse me?"
He leaned back, resting his arm on the car door. "Bet me that you won’t date another hockey player."
You let out an incredulous laugh. "What are we, twelve?"
Vernon just raised an eyebrow, waiting.
You rolled your eyes. "Fine. What’s at stake?"
His lips curled slightly—barely noticeable, but there. "Winner gets whatever they want."
You raised a skeptical brow. "Like… money?"
Vernon shook his head. "Nope."
"Then what?"
He exhaled through his nose, thinking for a second before saying, "Bragging rights."
"That’s it?"
"That’s it," Vernon confirmed.
You squinted at him. "You’re really so confident that I’ll cave and date another hockey player?"
Vernon didn’t even hesitate. "Yeah."
Something about his unwavering confidence made you cross your arms. "Okay, fine. It’s a bet. I will never date another hockey player again."
Vernon nodded. "Cool." Then, finally, he reached over and unlocked the doors.
You narrowed your eyes. "Wait. What happens if I win?"
His lips twitched slightly, amusement flickering in his eyes. "Then you get to rub it in my face."
You smirked. "Oh, I will."
Vernon just shrugged, like he wasn’t worried in the slightest.
That irritated you even more.
"Goodnight, hockey boy," you said, reaching for the door handle.
Vernon’s response was so quiet you almost didn’t catch it. "Goodnight," he murmured. Then, as you stepped out, he added, "See you around."
Something about the way he said it sent a shiver down your spine.
Like he already knew how this was going to end.
Like he was just waiting.
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The bet was stupid.
You knew it was stupid the second you agreed to it, and yet… it bothered you. Not because you thought you’d lose—because you wouldn’t. There was no way you’d fall for another hockey player.
No, what bothered you was Vernon’s confidence. The way he’d looked at you, calm and collected, like he already knew how this would play out. Like he wasn’t guessing, but rather waiting.
And that? That was infuriating.
So you did the only logical thing.
You ignored it.
For an entire week, you threw yourself into work, into your internship, into anything that would keep you too busy to think about Vernon or his stupid, smug little bet.
And it worked. Kind of.
When you arrived at the rink, you told yourself you were not looking for him.
You weren’t scanning the ice, weren’t checking the players warming up, weren’t—
Oh.
There he was.
Vernon stood near the bench, adjusting his gloves, looking annoyingly good in his gear. He wasn’t flashy like some of the other guys, but he had this effortless kind of presence—calm, confident, and completely unbothered.
Which only made you more bothered.
You turned back to Chan. "I hate you for bringing me here."
Chan grinned. "Love you too, cousin."
A whistle blew, signaling the players to line up, and as Vernon skated past, he glanced toward the stands. His eyes found yours immediately.
And then—he smirked. Like he knew you’d be here.
Your stomach flipped, and you immediately turned to Chan. "I take it back. I really hate you."
Chan just laughed. "No, you don’t."
The game started, and you did your best to focus. But it was hard when you were hyper-aware of one player in particular and every time you told yourself you were imagining things, that Vernon wasn’t paying any special attention to you.
He’d prove you wrong.
A glance before a faceoff. A lingering look after a goal. A subtle smirk every time he skated near your side of the rink.
And the worst part?
You knew he was doing it on purpose.
By the time the game ended, you were fully prepared to never attend another one again.
You tried to ignore Vernon.
You really did.
But ignoring Vernon was impossible when he wasn’t ignoring you.
Every game you attended, he’d look for you. Every time he saw you, there was a smirk, a glance, a knowing look that said I’m still winning.
And the worst part?
You caught yourself looking for him too.
It was small things at first—wondering if he’d be at the team hangouts, noticing when he was not at practice, catching yourself staring a second too long during games.
You were slipping.
And you hated it.
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You were officially avoiding Vernon.
It wasn’t obvious avoidance. You weren’t hiding behind corners or diving into bushes when you saw him. No, you were subtle.
You stopped showing up to games as often. You made excuses whenever Chan invited you to team hangouts. You even started leaving early when you knew Vernon might be around.
And for a while, it worked.
Until it didn’t.
Because Vernon wasn’t stupid.
And unfortunately for you, he was patient.
He wasn’t mad you were avoiding him. He wasn’t giving up.
He was just waiting. Waiting for you to stop fighting yourself. Waiting for you to let yourself have something good. And somehow that was worse because you could handle anger.
But patience?
Patience made you want to give in.
It happened at a café. You were minding your own business, fully immersed in your laptop, when suddenly a chair scraped against the floor in front of you.
You looked up and there he was.
Vernon.
Sitting across from you like it was the most natural thing in the world.
You blinked. "What—"
"You’re avoiding me," he said.
You scoffed. "No, I’m not."
"You are."
"I’m busy."
Vernon nodded. "Sure."
You clenched your jaw. "I am."
Vernon took a sip of his coffee, completely unbothered. "You were at every game before. Then, suddenly, you’re not. Feels personal."
"It’s not," you lied.
"Right."
You exhaled sharply, tapping your fingers against the table. "Is this why you sat here? To call me out?"
"Partly," Vernon admitted.
"And the other part?"
He tilted his head. "I missed you."
Your brain short-circuited. "Excuse me?"
Vernon shrugged. "It was more fun when you were around."
You stared at him. "Are you messing with me?"
"Nope."
"Vernon."
"Hm?"
"You’re being weird."
He smirked. "Or maybe you just don’t know how to deal with me being serious."
Your stomach flipped. Okay. This was dangerous territory. He was right and your brain can't process the situation, you're so used to his one word remarks and nonchalance. But this feels like something your heart isn't prepared for.
You forced a laugh. "Nice try, but I’m not falling for it."
Vernon leaned back, watching you closely. "You sure?"
You clenched your jaw. "Yes."
"Okay," he said easily.
After a while he did leave you alone, even though he wanted to stay and banter with you some more because these days it seems that his main source of entertainment is to get under your skin. Coach called for a meeting. After a quick goodbye you find yourself alone again.
Later that day though, Chan came to your apartment. The moment you saw Chan, you regretted telling him anything.
Because instead of sympathy, he just grinned.
"You’re doomed."
You glared at him. "I am not."
"Vernon likes you."
You crossed your arms. "He does not."
"Okay, and you like him."
"Chan."
"You’re in denial."
You groaned. "Can you be normal for once?"
Chan ignored you. "You realize Vernon is going to win, right?"
"He isn’t."
"Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that."
You threw a pillow at him.
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It happened at the worst possible time. You were at another game (against your better judgment), sitting next to Chan, when the unthinkable happened... Vernon scored.
And you.... you cheered. Loudly. Enthusiastically.
And worst of all?
Vernon heard.
He turned immediately, locking eyes with you from across the rink.
Vernon, still looking at you, winked.
You were still recovering from what happened during the game. The team had won, meaning the energy in the rink was electric. Fans cheered, players celebrated, and you?
You were debating leaving immediately before Vernon found you. But before you could execute your escape Chan grabbed your arm. "Oh no. You’re not running away."
You scowled. "I’m not running. I just have things to do."
"Like avoiding Vernon?"
"Exactly."
Chan shook his head, dragging you toward the locker rooms. "Nope. You’re gonna face your feelings like an adult."
"I am an adult. And my adult decision is denial."
"That’s not how it works."
"It’s worked for me so far."
Chan ignored you, you hear the pushing open of the locker room door before Chan screams "Hey, Vernon! Your biggest fan is here."
You smacked Chan’s arm. "I hate you."
"Hey."
Vernon.
Standing right there, fresh out of the shower, towel around his neck, still slightly damp from the game and he's looking directly at you.
Chan grinned. "I’ll leave you two alone."
You turned sharply. "You traitor—"
But he was already gone. You were going to kill him. You thought but first you had to deal with Vernon.
"Good game."
Vernon smirked. "I could tell. You were very excited when I scored."
You rolled your eyes. "It was an automatic reaction."
"Right."
"It’s called sportsmanship."
"Uh-huh."
You exhaled sharply. "You’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?"
"A little," he admitted.
You crossed your arms. "If you’re expecting me to confess I like you, it’s not happening."
Vernon hummed. "You just did, though."
Your jaw dropped. "I did not."
"You said, ‘if you’re expecting me to confess I like you,’ which implies there’s something to confess."
You blinked. "I hate you."
Vernon grinned. "No, you don’t."
You clenched your fists. "This is a nightmare."
Vernon tilted his head. "So… when are you taking me on a date?"
You nearly choked. "Excuse me?"
"You lost the bet, right?"
"I did not lose the bet!"
You were completely and utterly screwed.
You should have known he wouldn’t let you get away with avoiding him because, a few days later, he showed up outside the building where you were doing your internship. You nearly dropped your bag when you spotted him standing near the entrance.
"What the hell are you doing here?" you hissed, marching up to him.
Vernon looked amused. "Visiting."
"Visiting who?"
"You."
You stared at him. "Why?"
Vernon shoved his hands in his pockets, looking far too casual. "Because you’re avoiding me."
"I am not avoiding you."
"You are."
You groaned. "Why do you do this?"
Vernon tilted his head. "Because it’s fun."
"For who?"
He smirked. "Me." You were going to lose your mind. You were seriously debating throwing your very heavy tote bag at him and his smug face.
Vernon glanced past you into the building. "So, this is where you spend all your time now?"
"Yes," you said firmly. "Because I’m busy."
Vernon nodded. "So busy you don’t have time for a date?"
Your brain short-circuited.
"What?"
Vernon shrugged. "A date. With me."
You blinked at him. "You’re joking."
"I’m not."
You stared. "You do remember the bet, right?"
"Yep."
"And that I refuse to date another hockey player?"
Vernon nodded. "Still waiting on that to work out for you."
You exhaled sharply. "I’m not dating you."
"Yet," Vernon added.
"Ever."
"We’ll see."
"STOP SAYING THAT" you all but scream at him, the way he's looking at you right now is making you want to pull all your hair out.
Vernon smirked, taking a step closer. "Admit it. You like me."
You scowled. "I will never admit that."
Vernon hummed. "Okay."
Too calm.
Too smug.
You knew he didn’t believe you and somehow, that was infinitely worse. You had spent days trying to push down the realization that you might actually—God forbid—like Vernon. And somehow, in those same days, he got worse.
Not in an annoying way.
No.
Vernon had started being… sweet. Not the obvious kind. Not the cheesy, over-the-top, grand gestures kind. But Vernon’s kind.
Small things.
Subtle things.
Things that made you notice how well he knew you. Like how he always made sure you had a seat at the games, whether you said you were coming or not. Or how he started bringing you coffee without asking, without a word just sliding it in front of you at the rink like it was normal.
Or how, when you stayed late at your internship, your phone would buzz with a single text:
Vernon: Don’t walk home alone. I’ll pick you up.
(And when you argued, he’d just show up anyway.)
It was infuriating.
Because it was working.
And somehow, you were losing the bet in real time.
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It happened after a late game.
You weren’t supposed to go. You had convinced yourself you wouldn’t go and yet you find yourself sitting at the bleachers again waiting for the game to finish.
You blamed Chan. (And also yourself.)
You stayed after, waiting for Chan, when suddenly a hoodie dropped over your head. You startled, pulling it off. "What the—"
You turned and Vernon was there. He looked at you, completely unaffected. "It’s cold."
You blinked. "I—what—"
"Just wear it."
You hesitated, staring down at it.
It was his hoodie.
Still warm. Still smelling like him.
And for some reason you put it on. You didn't put up a fight, didn't say another snarky remark. You just put it on. Vernon nodded, satisfied, then leaned against the wall next to you.
Neither of you spoke. For the first time, it wasn’t teasing, wasn’t banter.
It was just—quiet.
"You know," Vernon said suddenly, "I like you."
Your breath caught.
You turned to him. "What?"
Vernon exhaled, tilting his head to look at you. "I like you."
Just like that. No hesitation. No we’ll see. No denial.
Just the truth.
You swallowed, avoiding his eyes now. You put your hands inside the pocket of his hoodie, toying with your fingers as you look at anywhere but him.
"You’re just saying that because you want to win."
Vernon shook his head. "I already won."
You stared at him. "You did not—"
"You’re wearing my hoodie."
You opened your mouth then closed it.
Because damn it—he was right.
And the worst part? For the first time you didn’t want to fight it.
After that, it's like everything was normal again. For Vernon, not for you. You had not recovered from Vernon’s confession. Mostly because he didn’t bring it up again. No teasing. No rubbing it in.
He just—let it sit which somehow made it worse because now, you were the one thinking about it.
About him.
About how easy it would be to just… give in.
And then one night, after another late shift, you walked outside and found him waiting leaning against his car. Hands in his pockets.
Like it was normal.
You sighed. "Vernon—"
"I know," he said. "You didn’t ask me to come."
You stared at him. "Then why did you?"
Vernon shrugged. "Because I knew you’d be tired."
Your chest tightened. You swallowed. "You really like me, huh?" you say, voice barely a whisper but he heard you. He heard you loud and clear.
"Yeah."
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You like Vernon.
You like Vernon not just in a haha, he’s annoying but funny way. Not just in a he’s hot but I’d never admit it way but in a real, terrifying, no-going-back way and the realization hit you so hard that you had to physically sit down.
Chan, ever the menace, noticed immediately. "Oh no. It happened, didn’t it?"
You buried your face in your hands. "I hate my life."
Chan cackled. "I knew it."
"You are not allowed to tell anyone."
"Are you kidding? I’m telling everyone."
You shot him a glare. "Chan—" "Kidding. Relax. Your secret’s safe."
You exhaled. "Good."
Chan smirked. "But, uh… you might want to tell Vernon soon."
You blinked. "Why?" Chan pointed behind you.
And when you turned Vernon was standing there and he's looking right at you.
You froze. Vernon didn’t.
He stepped closer, hands in his pockets, head tilted slightly. "So."
Meanwhile Chan slowly walks backwards to escape the scene and leaving you to your devices.
You swallowed. "So?"
"You like me." he smirks. The man had the audacity to smirk and it sends something right through you. Either you want to run away from or run away with, you're not so sure.
You let out a sharp breath. "Don’t start."
Vernon hummed. "You do, though."
You ran a hand through your hair. "Vernon—"
"It’s okay," he said. "I already knew."
Your stomach flipped. "Excuse me?" you look at him wide eyed
Vernon shrugged. "I was just waiting for you to admit it."
You stared at him. "You’re insufferable."
He grinned. "And you like me anyway."
You exhaled sharply, shaking your head. "This is the worst day of my life."
Vernon chuckled. "Is it?"
You hesitated because no it wasn’t.
It was actually… kind of nice.
Finally letting yourself feel it.
Finally stopping the fight.
Finally looking at him and knowing he had been waiting for you all along.
You sighed. "Fine." Vernon raised an eyebrow. "Fine?"
You crossed your arms. "Fine. I like you. Happy now?"
Vernon just smiled.
"Yeah."
And then he walks closer to you, only a step away. Close enough you can smell his shower gel and fabric softener but far enough to give you space if you needed it.
Then he laced his fingers through yours. He did it like it was normal. Like he had been waiting to do it this whole time.
You stared down at your hand in his. Warm. Steady. Unwavering.
And suddenly you felt stupid.
Because what now? what, he got what he wanted? You admitted it. You said it. He won. Was he going to smirk, say told you so, and just… walk away?
You pulled your hand back, crossing your arms. "What now?"
Vernon blinked. "What do you mean?"
You scowled. "What now? You’re happy? You win?"
Vernon tilted his head, confused. "Win what?"
You huffed. "The bet. The whole stupid game you’ve been playing. Congratulations. You made me fall for you. Now you can go back to your cool, mysterious, hockey star life and leave me alone."
Vernon frowned. "What?"
You threw your hands up. "I mean, that’s how this goes, right? You chase me, I resist, I finally give in, and then boom—you’re over it."
You scoffed. "See? Silence. I knew it. I knew—"
"I’m not leaving."
You froze.
Vernon’s gaze was steady, unreadable, but there was something serious in his tone.
You swallowed. "What?"
"I’m not leaving, I'm not going anywhere. Where do you think I'm going?" he asks, confused
You hesitated. "Why not?"
Vernon exhaled, running a hand through his hair. "Because I like you. Like, actually like you. This wasn’t just some game for me."
"It wasn’t?" you mumble
"No."
You shifted on your feet. "Are you sure?"
Vernon laughed a quiet, breathy sound, like he couldn’t believe you were actually asking. Then he reached out—gently, carefully—and hooked his pinky around yours. And somehow, that tiny, stupid action made your chest feel like it was about to explode.
Vernon looked at you. "I’m sure."
And just like that—
You didn’t know how to fight him anymore.
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After that night, Vernon didn’t change.
He didn’t start being overly sweet. He didn’t suddenly turn into a rom-com boyfriend who sent you flowers and love notes.
No.
He was just him.
Still showing up.
Still waiting outside your internship, still tossing his jacket over your shoulders, still holding your hand in that quiet, casual way that made you wonder how you had gone this long without it.
And maybe…
Just maybe…
You were finally starting to trust it. To trust him because he wasn’t going anywhere and for once you didn’t want him to. The moment you realized you weren’t fighting this anymore—weren’t fighting him—a strange kind of calm settled over you.
Vernon was still holding your hand. Still standing close. Still watching you with that infuriatingly patient expression like he had all the time in the world to wait for you to catch up.
It should have been a big moment. A grand, cinematic, fireworks-in-the-background kind of thing.
But instead—
"OH MY GOD."
You and Vernon both jumped, heads snapping up just in time to see Chan standing there, eyes wide, mouth open.
Your idiot cousin pointed an accusing finger at your intertwined hands.
"WHAT IS THAT?"
You blinked. "What is what?"
"THAT!" Chan gestured wildly. "You! Him! HANDS!"
Vernon blinked at him, unfazed. "Yeah, we have hands."
"OH MY GOD."
You groaned, trying to yank your hand away out of pure instinct only for Vernon to tighten his grip. Subtle. Calm. Like he was telling you, No. Don’t let go just because he’s here.
You hesitated. Then…
You didn’t let go.
Chan screamed.
"I need a moment," Chan announced, dramatically collapsing onto a bench like he had just received life-altering news.
You rolled your eyes. "Chan, it’s not that serious."
"NOT THAT SERIOUS?" Chan clutched his chest. "You—you and Vernon—I mean—when—HOW?"
Vernon just stuffed his free hand in his pocket, watching Chan with his usual unreadable expression. "You good?"
"No," Chan wheezed.
You sighed. "You’re being dramatic."
Chan sat up abruptly, eyes narrowing. "Oh? I’m being dramatic? Says the girl who SWORE she would NEVER date another hockey player?"
Your face burned. "I—okay, yeah, I might’ve said that, but—"
"SO WHAT IS THIS THEN?" Chan gestured wildly at you and Vernon.
You opened your mouth—then closed it because what was this?
Vernon didn’t let you think for long. "We’re dating," he said simply.
You choked. "Vernon!"
Chan’s jaw dropped. "YOU ARE?!"
Vernon turned to you, unfazed. "We’re not?"
You floundered. "I mean—I—are we?"
Vernon shrugged. "You like me. I like you. We hold hands now. Feels like dating."
Your brain short-circuited.
Because… that was it? That easy?
Chan looked between the two of you, unimpressed. "This is the weirdest way I’ve ever seen two people start dating."
You groaned. "I hate both of you."
Vernon smirked. "You like me, though."
You scowled. "Don’t push it."
Chan stood up, rubbing his temples. "I need time to process this."
You crossed your arms. "It’s not that deep."
Chan snorted. "Not that deep? Please. The entire team is gonna freak when they find out."
Your stomach dropped.
"The team?"
"Oh yeah," Chan smirked. "Good luck keeping this quiet."
Vernon didn’t seem fazed at all. But you?
You were doomed.
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Chan had seen a lot of things in his life.
He had seen Vernon score impossible goals in the last seconds of a game. He had seen you single-handedly shut down an entire group of guys trying to hit on you at a party. He had seen Seungkwan lose his mind when they ran out of his favorite snacks at the dorms.
But this?
This was a new level of shocking.
He had come over to your place after practice, expecting a normal night of hanging out. Maybe some bickering, maybe some teasing—nothing out of the ordinary.
What he did not expect was to walk into the kitchen and see Vernon standing behind you, arms loosely wrapped around your waist, casually resting his chin on your shoulder while you scrolled through your phone.
And even more shocking?
You were letting him.
You. The queen of personal space. The same person who once smacked Chan for putting his feet on your couch.
But now?
You were just standing there, completely unbothered, letting Vernon be all up in your space like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Chan froze. "WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?"
You barely glanced up. "Hey, Chan."
"No." He pointed an accusatory finger at you. "What is this?"
Vernon blinked lazily. "A kitchen."
"VERNON."
"What?" Vernon was so calm it was infuriating.
Chan sputtered. "You’re—you’re literally all over her, and she’s letting you?"
Vernon hummed. "Yeah."
"YEAH?"
You sighed, turning your head slightly to look at Chan. "Why are you acting like this is a crime?"
"Because YOU used to YELL at me for even TOUCHING YOUR SHOULDER!"
You shrugged. "You’re not Vernon."
"EXACTLY!"
Chan ran a hand down his face, groaning dramatically. "Oh my god. Oh my god, I need a second."
Vernon just looked at him, completely unfazed.
"You’re acting like I’m holding her hostage," Vernon said, resting his chin back on your shoulder.
"Okay," he breathed, pressing a hand to his chest. "I need—I need to sit down."
You rolled your eyes. "Drama queen."
"No, YOU DON’T GET IT," Chan huffed. "I spent YEARS watching you destroy men for breathing near you, and NOW YOU’RE JUST LETTING VERNON CUDDLE YOU IN THE KITCHEN?"
Vernon smirked. "Would you rather I kiss your cousin in the kitchen?"
Chan stared at him, deadpan. "I will throw you in a snowbank."
Vernon just shrugged, unbothered, and looped his arm around your waist again. And when you didn’t move away—didn’t fight it, didn’t act like it was a big deal—Chan lost his mind.
"I CAN’T BE HERE."
And with that, your cousin stormed out of the kitchen.
You laughed, shaking your head. "He’ll be fine."
Vernon just smirked, squeezing your waist slightly before pulling away.
"Yeah," he said. "But this is fun."
And honestly?
He wasn’t wrong.
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The first time Vernon kissed you, it wasn’t in some dramatic, romantic moment. It wasn’t after a big fight or some emotional confession.
It was a regular night. The two of you had just finished getting dinner, and he had walked you to your door like he always did.
No pressure. No expectations. Just… Vernon being Vernon.
And as you turned to say goodnight, he just looked at you for a second—head tilted, hands in his pockets, gaze steady as ever.
Then, so casually it almost felt like an afterthought, he leaned down and pressed his lips to yours.
No rush. No hesitation. Just… easy.
And instead of pulling away, instead of overthinking it you kissed him back.
Because, for once in your life you weren’t scared. You weren’t running. You weren’t waiting for the other shoe to drop.
You were exactly where you were supposed to be.
And Vernon?
He had been waiting for you to figure that out all along.
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The apartment was quiet.
Dim lighting from the bedside lamp cast a soft glow across the room, the kind that made everything feel warm and safe. Outside, the city buzzed with life, but inside, within the walls of your shared space, it was just you and Vernon.
And Vernon was clingy.
Not in an obvious, dramatic way. Not in the way some people whined for attention or made a big show of it.
No—Vernon’s clinginess was quiet, subtle, and completely inescapable.
Like now.
You had barely shifted an inch when his arm—already wrapped snugly around your waist—tightened.
"Where are you going?" His voice was low, raspy from sleep.
You sighed. "I wasn’t going anywhere."
"Good."
His hold on you relaxed slightly, but he didn’t let go. He never did. Vernon wasn’t the type to smother you with affection in public, but in private?
He was relentless.
He had to feel you. Had to know you were there. Had to keep you close, even in sleep which explained why your legs were tangled together, his arm was curled around your stomach, and his forehead was resting against the back of your neck.
The warmth of his breath tickled your skin.
You shivered and, of course, Vernon noticed. He let out a quiet hum, nuzzling even closer.
"Are you cold?"
"A little."
Without a word, he pulled the blanket higher, tucked it around you both, and pressed himself closer.
"Better?"
You smiled. "Yeah."
Vernon sighed, his lips barely grazing your shoulder. Silence settled between you. The comfortable kind. The kind where you didn’t need to say anything because just being there was enough.
But then you felt it. The way his fingers started tracing slow, absentminded patterns against your skin. Soft. Thoughtless. Completely natural.
It was so Vernon.
Always the same quiet gestures. Always the same small ways of showing affection. You reached down, lacing your fingers through his.
Vernon stilled for a second, then—without a word—he intertwined them properly, squeezing once before relaxing again.
And for a while, that was it.
Just the sound of your breathing. Just the warmth of him against you. Just the steady, slow rhythm of two people who fit together perfectly.
But then Vernon spoke.
"…You’re my favorite."
Your heart skipped a beat.
You turned slightly, catching the sleepy, almost shy expression on his face.
You raised an eyebrow. "Favorite what?"
"Just…" His voice was a little hoarse, a little soft, like he wasn’t sure he wanted to say it out loud. "My favorite everything."
Your breath caught.
Vernon never said things like this. Not because he didn’t feel them, but because he didn’t need to.
He showed it instead.
Through the way he waited for you after your internship, even if it meant sitting outside for an hour. Through the way he always pulled you closer in his sleep, like he was scared you’d disappear. Through the way he remembered the smallest things, like how you hated sleeping with socks on or how you always curled up a certain way when you were tired.
He didn’t have to say it.
But he did anyway.
Because you needed to hear it.
You swallowed, heart too full, too warm, too much.
"You’re such a sap," you muttered, trying to sound annoyed, but your voice cracked just a little.
Vernon smirked, eyes half-lidded with sleep.
"You like it."
You huffed. "Maybe."
He chuckled. Then, before you could say anything else, he tilted his head forward, pressed a lazy kiss against your jaw, and mumbled—
"Go to sleep."
And just like that—
You did.
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𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐔𝐏 | 09
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"Rules are funny things. You make them thinking they'll keep you safe, keep everything contained. But sometimes the person you're really trying to protect yourself from… is you"
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content: candle shop shenanigans, friend group dynamics, rules and boundaries
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✧ author's note ✧
OKAY FIRST OF ALL—who absolutely LOVES Yeji? Because ME. The way she clocked Jungkook within seconds and had NO filter??? Like, I'm obsessed. Mans was genuinely SHOCKED that someone told him to sit his ass down. The audacity of this woman to not immediately melt under his smirky, tattooed menace energy?? I respect her so much. A feminist icon, if you will.
And IRYA. Ughhh, my precious girlie. The way she’s just casually vibing with Jungkook? Like?? They are NOTHING alike, and yet she’s over here just mingling with him, being friendly, unbothered, meanwhile Yeji is foaming at the mouth in the background. I love that contrast so much. It’s like, she doesn’t see him as a threat, just another guy in the room, which makes Jungkook (who is used to either being hated or obsessed over) lowkey confused. You can see the gears turning in his head like “Wait. Why aren’t you scared of me. Or pissed at me. Or flirting with me.” HAHAH POOR BOY.
And let’s talk about Jimin, because HELLO, my quiet support KING. He’s not even saying much in this chapter, but he’s there, next to Y/N, just in case. That kind of silent loyalty? The “I know you can handle yourself, but if you need me, I’m already here” type of presence??? I eat that up every time. Their friend group is everything to me.
Speaking of menace behavior—Jungkook. Are we surprised? He’s so unserious about everything. I loved giving him Kuko as a contact name for Y/N because in every fic, it’s always Kook or Kookie or Koo and I just—I wanted something different. Something slightly sharp and weird. Like, why does it sound like a pet name and an insult at the same time 😭😭 It’s PERFECT for their dynamic.
And finally, Y/N. My messy, mouthy, disaster baby. She is THEE representation of someone who’s barely entered adulthood, fresh into uni, kind of immature, kind of figuring it out, but loud as hell about it. Like, I KNOW some of y’all are probably reading this chapter thinking “girl, seriously??” but THAT'S THE POINT. She’s got so much personality, she’s a walking contradiction, she’s flawed, but she’s HER. I love her for it.
I also stuffed this chapter with SO many Easter eggs. Like, the foreshadowing is right there at the end, but I know y’all aren’t catching everything yet. You’ll come back later, reread it, and be like “OH MY GOD, KIKI???” And I’ll just be sitting here like 😌✌️ I love when a plan comes together.
Anyway, here’s Chapter 9, babes. Enjoy the mess. I’m off to go prep for my therapist session because, let’s be real, I probably projected a little too hard in this one LMAO.
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You don't know why you agreed to go shopping with Yeji. 
She texted at ass o'clock in the morning about "needing your expert opinion," and honestly? Your sleep-deprived brain just went sure, whatever without processing the implications. You just mentioned having to buy something for Emma — her birthday's in two weeks — and it was downhill from there.
"This place smells like a Pinterest board threw up," Yeji announces as you enter the third candle store of the day. Some fancy boutique with mason jars everywhere and prices that make you want to cry. "Who names a candle Whispers of Moonlight?"
"Someone getting paid way too much," you mutter, checking the price tag. Jesus. "Forty dollars for—is this supposed to smell like grass?"
"Rich people grass." Yeji picks up another one, face scrunching. "Autumn's Last Kiss. What does that even mean? Like, trees making out?"
"Pretty sure it's just pumpkin spice trying to be fancy."
"Capitalism is wild." She moves down the aisle, combat boots squeaking against the polished floor. "Oh shit, look at this one. Midnight Jasmine's Secret Rendezvous. That's not a candle, that's a Mills & Boon novel."
You snort, trailing after her. "Speaking of reading material—"
"We are not starting a book club book chat right now."
"I'm just saying, if you actually showed up to Victorian Lit—"
"And listen to Professor Stevens cream himself over Dickens for two hours? Pass." She picks up another candle, this one in black glass. "Dark Temptation. Bet you five bucks it smells like axe body spray."
She's not wrong. You wrinkle your nose as she waves it under your face. "Why does everything 'dark' and 'masculine' smell like a frat house?"
"Because the straights are not okay." Yeji sets it back, wiping her hands on her jeans like the scent might be contagious. "What did Emma say she likes again?"
"Anything except roses." You pause at a display of seasonal scents. "Her roommate burns those generic rose ones from the dollar store. Pretty sure she's traumatized."
"Valid." Yeji's already moved on to the next shelf, picking up random ones and reading their names in increasingly dramatic voices. "Summer's Sweet Embrace. Woodland Mystery. Oh my god, Bachelor's Button? What the fuck is a bachelor's button?"
"It's a flower," you say, distracted by a actually nice-looking sage and cedar one. Still overpriced, but... "My mom used to grow them."
"Sounds fake, but okay." 
She’s quiet for a second. Then:
"What about this one?" Yeji holds up a purple candle, squinting at the label. "Lavender Dreams. Sounds pretentious as fuck."
"Put that down before you break it," you mutter, scanning the shelves. The prices are criminal. “And aren't you supposed to be in Art History right now?"
"Professor Wang's doing that thing again where he talks about his divorce for two hours." She shrugs, setting the candle back with surprising care. "I've already heard all about Karen three times this semester."
You roll your eyes, picking up a sage-scented one. And no, you're not lingering in the candle section because you love them, okay? Emma likes candles too. It's completely reasonable research for a birthday gift. Nothing to do with how your apartment could use some—
"These are boring anyway," Yeji declares, already moving on. Her attention snaps to something across the street. Barnes & Noble, its windows displaying the latest bestsellers. 
"Wanna check out some books?" she asks, hands stuffed in the pockets of her worn-out grey zip-up. The one she definitely stole from Irya's closet.
"Since when do you read?" You snort, following her out of the candle store. Because you know damn well Yeji's idea of "reading" is skimming SparkNotes twenty minutes before class.
"Woah, judging a book by its cover?" She gestures to her whole aesthetic: combat boots, ripped jeans, that stolen sweater. "Just 'cause I look like this doesn't mean I don't read."
"You told me last week that Romeo and Juliet was, and I quote, 'straight people nonsense.'"
"It is straight people nonsense." She pushes open the bookstore's door, a blast of air conditioning hitting you. "But we need books for the club."
"You mean the chat group you named 'Fuck The Patriarchy Book Club' that's basically just for rambling and complaining?" Like how you ended up here today, victim to Yeji's class-skipping schemes. "That club?"
"Yeah?" She flashes that smile that you’re starting to associate with trouble. "C'mon, I need to check if they have Pride and Prejudice."
You trail after her into Fiction & Literature, past towering shelves and that distinct bookstore smell. "Pride and—hold up. Weren't you just shitting on romance classics?"
"Yeah, and?" She's already scanning the 'A' section with laser focus. "My girl wants to read it, so we're reading it."
"You're buying it because Irya mentioned it once in the group chat."
"And?" Yeji doesn't even pretend to deny it, moving purposefully through the aisles. "My girlfriend has taste. Unlike some people who waste their time reading..." she picks up a random book, "The Art of Corporate Finance."
"That's not even—"
"Found it!" She pulls out a leather-bound edition, definitely not the cheapest version available. "Look at this fancy shit. Irya's gonna love it."
You're about to point out how whipped she is when something catches your eye. A "Now Hiring" sign at the front counter, clean white letters against dark wood. Huh. You've been meaning to look for a job, something to get you out of the apartment more. And to help your finances. too. God knows you’d rather avoid having to ask mom and daddy for more money. 
"Earth to Y/N?" Yeji waves a hand in front of your face. "You good?"
"Yeah, just..." You gesture vaguely at the sign. 
Working at a bookstore wouldn't be the worst thing. Plus, employee discount.
"Oh shit, you should totally apply." She examines the sign with newfound interest. "Then you can hook me up with discounts on all the books Irya wants."
"I haven't even—"
"Excuse me?" she calls to a passing employee, ignoring your attempt to shut her up. "My friend here wants to apply for the job opening."
You're going to kill her. Slowly. With one of these hardcover books.
But the employee's already turning around—young guy, probably another student, name tag reading 'Mark'—and you can't exactly bolt without looking insane. Perfect. Just perfect.
"Oh, yeah?" Mark brightens. "We're actually pretty desperate for people who can work weekday afternoons. You have any retail experience?"
"I—"
"She's great with books," Yeji cuts in, because apparently she's your agent now. "Like, literally will fight someone over their trash literary takes. You should hear her rant about Hemingway."
You shoot her a death glare, but... well, she's not wrong about Hemingway.
"That's actually perfect," Mark says. "We get a lot of students asking for recommendations. Here—" He heads to the counter, returning with an application form. "You can fill this out now if you want. Manager's still here."
And somehow, because the universe hates you, you end up at one of the reading tables, filling out your work history while Yeji "helps" by suggesting you list your special skills as "roasting bad authors" and "setting pretentious men straight about their Joyce opinions."
Your phone buzzes. Group chat.
6B Hell
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜? 𝚆𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚛𝚗
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞
Yoongs 🎧: 𝚆𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟷𝟻𝚝𝚑
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚝𝚑𝚡 𝚖𝚊𝚗
You're about to reply that you'll grab some later when another message pops up.
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚡 𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖
What the actual fuck?
You: 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜?
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚌 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 
You let out a disbelieving sound. Yeji, who's been "helping" by pointing out every minor spelling mistake in your application, peers over your shoulder.
"What's up?"
"My roommate being a jerk as usual." You know for a fact Jungkook's probably sprawled on the couch right now, doing fuck-all except maybe killing brain cells on his PlayStation. But sure, you should get the coffee.
You: 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚒’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎
You: 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘, 𝚒’𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚢
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚊𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚡
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝?
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚙𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚝 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚜𝚎? 
Your fingers freeze over the keyboard. That asshole.
You: 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗? 
You: 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚡 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢. 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚘𝚞𝚝…
You: 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 
You: 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎?
Yoongs 🎧: 𝚈/𝙽.
Something about Yoongi’s message makes you pause. That's... weird. But before you can think about it:
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚢
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 :)
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚢𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠?
"I'm assuming he means video games," Yeji says, still reading. "Not the fun kind of grinding."
You elbow her in the ribs.
You: 𝚔 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝
You: 𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚘
You: 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎? :)
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙 𝚒𝚝, 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚡 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚡? ;) 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜? 
+1 (917) XXX-XXXX: 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 :)
You're going to murder him. You're actually going to commit homicide, and Yoongi's going to have to find a new roommate, and you know what? He'll probably thank you.
You: 𝚛𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕
You: :)
"So," Yeji says as you aggressively save his number under 'Kuko🖕🏻', "this is fun."
"I hate him so much."
"Uh-huh." She glances at your phone, where he's still sending coffee emoji spam. "You know what this means though, right?"
"That I need better roommates?"
"That you're definitely getting this job." She taps the half-completed application. "Can't spend all your time at the apartment if you're working retail hours."
She... might have a point.
Kuko🖕🏻: 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘 
Kuko🖕🏻: 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚢 
Yoongs 🎧: 𝙸’𝚖 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 
Yoongs 🎧: 𝚈/𝙽, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛. 𝚆𝚎,𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛.
Your phone buzzes again, but this time it's the other group chat. Thank fuck.
Fuck The Patriarchy Book Club 📚
Irya 🌸: 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚜?
Irya 🌸: 𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗
Jin ☕️: 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝.
Jin ☕️: 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚜.
Jin ☕️: 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝟻𝟶𝚔𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝟻.
Jin ☕️: 𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎.
Your phone keeps vibrating with notifications from the other chat. You peek at it. 
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeji 🖤: 𝚙𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝚊𝚝 𝚢/𝚗’𝚜?
Yeji 🖤: 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 
Your head snaps up. "Excuse me?"
"What?" Yeji doesn't even look guilty. "You keep complaining about him, might as well know what we’re working with here."
You: 𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝
You: 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
Irya 🌸: 𝚘𝚘𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚜!! 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗??
Irya 🌸: 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 
Irya 🌸: 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎?
You let out a loud sigh, now considering Irya’s question. Because part of you thinks about bringing unwanted guests to the apartment, about how that could disturb the peace, especially for Yoongi.
But also? Also, Jungkook brought his friends last time. No warning, no group chat message to let you know you’d meeting random dudes in your pokemon PJs.
So he can suck it, honestly. 
You: 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎
You: 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘
Jin ☕️: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙹𝚘𝚎’𝚜.
Jin ☕️: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎.
Jin ☕️: 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗.
Another cascade of coffee emojis floods your notifications. You switch back to the apartment chat.
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚡𝚡𝚡𝚡𝚡
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: 𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: 𝚒𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟿𝟶% 𝚌𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚎
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
Kuko🖕🏻: ☕️
You hit mute so fast you nearly crack your screen.
You: 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎
You: 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚈𝙾𝚄’𝚁𝙴 𝚋𝚞𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚓𝚒
Yeji 🖤: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘 𝚗𝚘
Yeji 🖤: 𝚒 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟻𝟶 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔
Yeji 🖤: 𝚒𝚖 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙺𝙴 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎
Irya 🌸: 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔? 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎? 👀 
Irya 🌸: 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔?!?!?! 💘
Jin ☕️: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐.
Jin ☕️: 𝙸’𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚜.
Yeji 🖤: 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢
Yeji 🖤: 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜
"So," Yeji says, watching you aggressively fill out the availability section of your application. "Should we warn your roommate about pizza night or...?"
You think about the endless coffee emojis. About how he's probably still spamming them, the notifications piling up in your muted chat.
"Nope."
She grins. "Chaos it is."
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You make it to your apartment after what feels like the longest trek ever, juggling the coffee capsules bag and your dignity. And no, you didn't buy them because of him, okay? You bought them because Yoongi deserves his caffeine fix. Yoongi, who actually helped you carry boxes up flights of stairs when you moved in. Yoongi, who warns you when the hot water's acting up. Yoongi, who—unlike some people—doesn't blast music at 3AM.
"Still can't believe you actually bought them," Yeji says for the fifth time, trailing behind you up the stairs. "Like, you're really just gonna enable his bratty ass?"
"They're not for him." You dig through your bag for your keys. "I got the regular ones for Yoongi. The vanilla ones are mine."
"Uh-huh." She's got that look again. "And you got the vanilla ones because...?"
"Because I like vanilla coffee." Your keys jangle aggressively as you search. "Not everything is about him."
"I offered to spike them," she reminds everyone, way too loudly for a hallway. "Could've made it look factory-sealed and everything."
Jimin looks slightly concerned. "Do I want to know why you know how to do that?"
"Probably not," Irya says cheerfully. "But that's why I love her."
You finally locate your keys, jamming them into the lock. It sticks—because of course it does, these old-ass doors—and you have to do that weird wiggle thing to get it open. "The last thing I need is a lawsuit for attempted murder by coffee."
"It wouldn't kill him," Yeji argues. "Just, you know. Mild poisoning. Character building."
"Pretty sure that's still illegal," Jimin says.
"Only if you get caught."
The door finally gives, swinging open to reveal... nobody. The living room's empty, thank fuck. No sign of Yoongi or—more importantly—no sign of him. Maybe they're both out. Maybe you'll actually get through this pizza night without any—
"Yo, this is actually nice," Yeji says, already making herself at home on the couch. "When you said 'bros' cave' I was expecting, like, beer pong tables and stolen street signs."
"Those are in Jungkook's room," you mutter, dropping the coffee bag on the kitchen counter. Not that you've seen his room. You haven't. Obviously.
Irya's examining the vinyl collection by the TV. "These are good albums. Your roommates have taste."
"Those are Yoongi's." Probably. You're like 90% sure they're Yoongi's. You've never actually asked.
"The place is surprisingly clean," Jimin notes, still hovering politely by the door. "Need help with anything?"
"Nah, just—" You pause as something orange streaks past. "Oh, shit, wait—Griffin, no—"
Too late. Your cat roommate's already winding between Jimin's legs, purring like the attention whore he is.
"You have a cat?" Irya drops to her knees immediately. "Oh my god, he's gorgeous."
"He's not mine." You dump your bag on the counter. "He's Jungkook's emotional support menace."
"Like owner, like cat," Yeji says, watching Griffin charm his way into Jimin's arms.
"True." You roll your eyes. "Demanding, dramatic, and constantly in the way."
Griffin headbutts Jimin's shin, purring louder.
"Should I..." He looks uncertain. "Is this okay?"
"Yeah, he does that." You start unpacking the coffee capsules. “He's harmless. Just attention-starved and thinks he owns the place."
"Again," Yeji says, "like owner, like cat."
"Pretty much.”
"At least the cat's cute." She stretches out on the couch, combat boots definitely leaving marks. "Makes up for the personality."
"Tragic how the genes weren't distributed evenly," you mutter, strategizing about how to arrange the coffee capsules in the cabinet. Normal ones for Yoongi, vanilla ones hidden in the back where grabby hands can't reach them.
Irya's still on the floor with Griffin, who's now rolled onto his back. "I don't know, he seems sweet."
"The cat? Yeah." You slam the cabinet open. "The owner? Walking nightmare."
"Speaking of nightmares." Jimin's still by the door, ever polite. "Should we maybe warn him we're having pizza here? Since it's his apartment too..."
You think about the forty-seven coffee emojis still sitting in your muted notifications.
"Nope."
"Absolutely not," Yeji agrees. "He can deal with it like she dealt with having his dudebro friends over last week."
Irya looks up from scratching Griffin's belly. "Oh yeah, didn't you say you ran into them in your—what was it?"
"Pokemon pajamas," you groan. "Look, they were clean, okay? And it was like, Saturday morning. Who has people over at Saturday morning?"
"Douchebags," Yeji supplies helpfully. 
You're about to agree when you hear it. A door opening down the hall. Footsteps.
Of-fucking-course.
"You bought the coffee, phoenix?"
The drawl comes from behind you, and you briefly consider whether jail time for murder would really be that bad. Jungkook's leaning against his doorframe in—are those fucking Sonic pajama pants?—looking like he just rolled out of bed. At 7PM. Because of course he did.
"Nice little reunion you got going on here, by the way." 
He yawns, running a hand through his messy hair as he saunters into the kitchen. Like this is totally fine. Like having your friends over without warning isn't exactly what he did last week with Hoseok and Taehyung—who, by the way, apparently has keys to your fucking apartment. 
You pointedly ignore him, which would work better if he wasn't literally heading straight for you. He reaches around you to rummage through the shopping bags, and you slap his hands away. 
“Get out of my stuff."
"Oh," he pulls out the vanilla capsules before you can stop him, "you actually got me the vanilla ones?"
"They're not for you." You snatch them back. "Get your hands off them."
He grabs for them again. "Pretty sure you bought them because—"
"I bought them for me." You yank them away, but he's already going for the other bag. "Oh my god, can you not—"
"So this is the pain in the ass?" Yeji's voice drips with disdain from the couch. 
Jungkook quirks an eyebrow, still trying to get his hands on your shopping. "Who's Cruella de Vil over there?"
You elbow him away from the bags. "None of your—"
"Another candle?" He snatches it up, holding it over his head where you can't reach. Dick. "Seriously? After last time?"
"If you'd stop making everything smell like balls and nachos—" You jump for it, but he just stretches higher, "—I wouldn't have to buy them, Rogue."
"I don't smell like—"
"Wait," Irya interrupts, and you catch her hiding a smile behind her hand. "Phoenix?"
"Rogue?" Jimin adds quietly from his corner, looking between you back and forth.
Jungkook's smirk widens as he finally lets you grab the candle back. "Oh, she hasn't told you that story?"
"We are not discussing this again." You shove the candle in its bag. "Ever."
"Why not? It's hilarious." He's fully grinning now, leaning his hip against the counter like he owns it. "Haven't told them about how you almost set the place on fire your first week here?"
"BECAUSE YOU ENTERED THE HOUSE LIKE A FUCKING—" Your hand's fisted in his t-shirt before you can stop yourself, and he's snickering, the absolute dick. "Like a complete psychopath," you finish through gritted teeth.
"The lock sticks!" He's still laughing. "I told you, it's an old door—"
"You didn't have to shoulder it open like the SWAT team!"
"You dropped a lit match!"
"Because you scared the shit out of me!" 
"Ugh," Yeji groans. "Is he always like this?"
"Worse," you mutter, finally releasing his shirt. "Usually he's too busy being edgy in his room with his electric guitar."
Irya's definitely smirking now. Jimin looks like he wants to disappear into the wall.
"Whatever, phoenix." He makes another grab for the vanilla capsules. "Rising from the ashes of your attempted arson."
"That's not—" You smack his hand away. "That's not why you started calling me that and you know it."
"Pretty sure it is."
"Pretty sure you're full of shit."
Griffin chooses this moment to abandon Irya and wind between Jungkook's legs, the little traitor. Jungkook immediately scoops him up, and you pretend not to notice how the cat starts purring instantly.
"See?" He scratches under Griffin's chin. "G knows I'm right."
"G's a whore for attention." You start shoving the shopping bags away. "He'd side with Satan if Satan had treats."
"So that's why he likes you."
"You calling me Satan now? Wasn't it phoenix? Pick your poison, dumbass."
"Nah." He's still petting Griffin, who's practically melting in his arms. "Just saying you're both dramatic as fuck."
"Says the guy who kicked down a door over a—"
"The lock was stuck!"
"Yeah? Like your head up your ass?"
“Do you two always do this?” Irya prompts. 
"No," you mutter, yanking the coffee bag away as he tries to sneak another grab at it. "When he's not gaming like a twelve-year-old, he's—stop touching my stuff!"
"Just checking what flavor you got," he says innocently, which might work better if he wasn't actively trying to steal the vanilla capsules. "Since you bought them for me and all—"
"I will actually murder you."
"With what? Another candle?"
"Keep talking and find out."
"Children," Yeji interrupts, looking physically pained. "Can we not?"
But Jungkook's already reaching for the bag again, and you swat his hand away. "I swear to god—"
"What? I'm just being neighborly—"
"You're being a pain in the ass—"
"Aw, you noticed?"
"Hard not to when you're—" You break off as he successfully snags a vanilla capsule. "Give that back."
"Make me."
"What are you, five?"
"Says the one hoarding coffee—"
"It's my coffee—"
"Pretty sure you bought it with daddy's credit card—"
The words hit like a slap and before you can think better of it, you snarl, "Fuck you."
Your eyes widen the second it leaves your mouth because you know that look on his face, that slight quirk of his lips, the way he's already—
You slam your hand over his mouth so fast you practically punch him, fingers digging into his jaw. He makes a muffled sound of protest, but you can feel him grinning under your palm, the absolute dick.
"Don't," you hiss. "Don't you fucking dare."
He raises his eyebrows like who, me? but you can feel him trying not to laugh.
"Okay!" Jimin claps his hands together, looking slightly alarmed. "So, pizza? Anyone want to look at the menu?”
“Oooh, that sounds promising.” Jungkook says, yanking your hand away. 
"Can't you leave?" You eye him. "Go jack yourself off while you look in the mirror or something. Maybe play your fucking guitar."
"Huhhh?" He's already propping his elbows on the back of the sofa, leaning over the narrow table that ‘separates’ the kitchen from the living room. "I want pizza too. Plus, your friends look nice." His smile is all teeth. "I'm sure they don't mind."
Jimin materializes next to you in the kitchen like some kind of conflict-sensing angel, pretending to be interested in the coffee maker. You know he's checking if you're okay, which would be sweet if you weren't currently fantasizing about drowning Jungkook in vanilla coffee.
"I mind," Yeji announces flatly.
"No problem!" Irya chirps at the same time.
Yeji shoots her girlfriend an exasperated look, but Irya just settles more comfortably against her side. You're going to kill both of them.
"Who's the pink pony over here?" Jungkook nods at Irya, and you see Yeji's arm tighten around her shoulders, hackles practically visible.
"Touch her and die."
"Aww, babe." Irya pats Yeji's thigh. "I'm Irya, and this little black cat over here is my girlfriend Yeji." She points across the room. "That's Jimin."
Jungkook glances back at where you're now aggressively reorganizing coffee capsules, Jimin hovering uncertainly beside you. There's something in his expression you don't like, mouth opening to say god knows what—
"And the third roommate?" Yeji cuts in.
You're about to answer but Jungkook beats you to it. "Yoongi's not here."
"Working late," you add, just to be contrary. "You know, like an actual adult with a job?"
"Unlike some people," Yeji mutters.
You snort at her commentary, and you tune out Jungkook’s comeback. Instead your eyes flicker to Jimin, who’s scrolling through his phone, probably looking at pizza options, when—
"Yo Jim, come here." Jungkook waves him over. "Let me look at the menu."
You grab Jimin's arm before he can move, linking it with yours. "I'm choosing first, wait your damn turn."
Jungkook rises from the sofa with a click of his tongue. "Come on, I just wanna—"
"Did she fucking stutter?" Yeji snaps, and Jungkook actually blinks, like he's not used to being shut down that fast.
You turn back to Jimin's phone with maybe a bit too much satisfaction. "Okay, so what are we thinking?"
"They have this new quattro formaggi that's supposed to be good." Jimin tilts the screen so you can see better. "Or the classic margherita—"
"Boring," you mutter, scrolling past. "Oh, what about the spicy one? With the—"
"The calabrese?" He zooms in on the description. "Spicy salami, fresh basil..."
"That looks good." You're actually getting hungry now. "Maybe we could—"
A shadow falls over the phone as Jungkook appears in front of you like some kind of pizza-seeking missile. He peers over both your lowered heads, close enough that you can feel the heat from his chest, and you resist the urge to elbow him in the ribs.
"Have you two decided?" His breath hits your ear. "Because I—"
You're about to grab a fistful of his hair and yank him back to a respectable distance when he snatches Jimin's phone right out of his hands.
"What the fuck—" You start to reach for him, but Jimin catches your wrist.
"It's okay," he says quietly. "Don't worry about it."
Jungkook's already scrolling, completely unbothered. "Yo, what do you two want?" He nods at the couch without looking up.
"Hawaiian for me," Irya pipes up cheerfully. "Yeji wants the diavola, extra spicy."
Yeji just grumbles something that sounds suspiciously like "men" and turns on the TV.
"Cool, cool." Jungkook's still scrolling. "Phoenix, you getting the calabrese?"
"None of your business."
"Just trying to make sure we don't order the same thing." He glances up with that insufferable smirk. "Unless you want to share?"
"I'd rather eat glass."
"Okay, so that's a no on sharing." He's still scrolling through Jimin's phone like he owns it. "I'm thinking meat lovers."
"Of course you are."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"That you're basic as fuck."
"Says the one getting—" he squints at the screen "—spicy calabrese, like some—"
"Can you two shut up for five minutes?" Yeji snaps from the couch. "Some of us are trying to hear the TV."
"My bad," Jungkook says, not sounding sorry at all. He hands Jimin's phone back—finally—and stretches. "Alright, four pizzas ordered. Now we wait."
You watch him sprawl onto the armchair—the one he keeps arguing it’s his (it’s not?)—like he belongs there, and something about it sets your teeth on edge. The casual way he's inserted himself into your evening, how he's somehow charmed Irya into actual conversation, how he keeps looking at you when he thinks you're not paying attention.
"Whatever, man." You push away from the counter, desperate to get away from his presence for at least two minutes. "I'm gonna get into my PJs, I'll be back."
You head down the hall, your skin prickling like he's watching you go. Which he's not. Obviously. You're just on edge because he's being more insufferable than usual, getting all cozy with your friends like he has any right to—
"Yo, phoenix, wait." Jungkook's voice stops you. "Remember that thing with the landlord? The, uh, maintenance form?"
"What maintenance form?"
"You mentioned to Yoongi about the lock sticking, right?" He's already moving towards you with that easy confidence that makes you want to punch him. "Super's been bitching about proper documentation. Needs your signature since it's your door."
He keeps talking as he approaches, something about liability and repair schedules, and it sounds legitimate enough that you almost miss how he's gradually crowding your space. Almost miss how each step brings him closer until—
He reaches past you, hand brushing your hip as he turns the handle. The door barely has time to click shut before Jungkook’s on you, his whole body crowding into yours, ushering you backward so fast you stumble. Almost fall.
“Jesus—”
Your balance tips, but before you can catch yourself, his hands are already on you—grabbing, steadying, possessive. A solid chest against yours, broad palms locking around your wrists before you can shove him away.
He grins down at you, smirky, flushed, pupils blown. That lazy, cocky amusement dripping from his expression like he planned this. Like he knows exactly what he’s doing.
“Relax, Phoenix.” His grip tightens, pulling your wrists just slightly apart. “You’re fine.”
And then his mouth crashes onto yours.
Hard. Messy. Zero warning, zero hesitation. Just heat and teeth and tongue, urgent like he needs to shut you up.
You match him instantly, kissing back just as fiercely, nails curling into his shirt, yanking him closer. His hair is soft under your fingers, thick and dangerous, and you tug—just the way he likes it. Just the way that always makes him groan, makes him grab.
Which he does. Both hands drop to your ass, full palms, fingers digging in like he can’t help himself. A rough squeeze that pulls a breathy sound from your throat before you can stop it.
He chuckles, low and wrecked against your lips, hips rolling slow and deliberate against yours. 
“Fuck—” Another squeeze, his voice dropping. “You get all mouthy with me, and then you act surprised when you turn me on?”
Your stomach flips.
His mouth is still moving against yours, sharp and demanding, and fuck—you’re dizzy, heat curling low and deep.
You don’t realize he’s backing you up until your spine collides with the wardrobe.
You wince. “God, fuck—”
Jungkook barely lets you finish before his teeth graze your jaw, lips dragging lower—
No.
You shove at his chest, breath coming fast. “What is your problem?”
His smirk is instant, panting slightly, lips wrecked. The fucking look in his eyes—smoky, half-lidded, shamelessly pleased with himself.
“Mm?” He tilts his head, like he didn’t just grope the hell out of you. “What?”
“You can’t—” A sharp inhale. You straighten your shirt, glare sharp enough to cut. “My friends are here.”
He blinks. Shrugs. "So?"    
"So," you bite out, "we are not doing this."    
Jungkook just looks at you, like you’re speaking a foreign language. "Doing what?"    
"Don't." You level him with a flat stare.    
His head tilts, gaze dragging over you, slow and deliberate. "I just wanted to talk."    
"Talk," you repeat, incredulous.    
"Yeah." He plants a hand on the wardrobe beside your head. Not caging you in—just existing in your space, like he belongs there. "Privately."    
Jesus fuck.    
"Nope." You press your palms to his chest, feeling the heat of his skin through cotton. "Not happening."    
"Phoenix." His voice dips, lazy and smooth, like he’s humoring you. "I'll be quick."    
A disbelieving scoff. "Absolutely the fuck not."    
He laughs, quiet and amused, like this is funny to him.    
Of course it is. Of course it is.    
You shove at his chest again. "They don’t know about this, and they’re not going to know about this."    
His brows pull together, expression open, genuinely confused. "Why?"    
Oh, you could kill him.    
"Because," you grind out, "I don't need them speculating."    
"Speculating about what?"    
"About us, dumbass!"    
The words land—and then he snorts. He just, snorts. Like you just told him a funny joke he lowkey doesn’t want to laugh at. 
"Oh, fuck off," you snap.    
His grin lingers. "Nix. We fuck. That’s it. No one’s gonna think we’re picking out wedding invitations."    
You glare. "You're missing the point."    
"I really don't think I am."    
"Rogue." You exhale sharply. "I don’t want them in my business, okay?"    
He watches you for a beat, head tilted like he’s reading between the lines.    
Then he nods. Simple. Easy. "Okay."    
You blink. "Okay?"    
"Yeah?" He shrugs. "You don’t want them to know, they won’t know. It’s not that deep."    
Right. Not that deep.    
It shouldn’t be a relief—he’s only agreeing because he doesn’t care—but your shoulders still drop a fraction.    
"Good," you say.    
He hums, gaze flicking over your face, considering. "I mean, it’s not like you gotta tell them I’m your boyfriend or something. Just that we fuck sometimes. What’s wrong with that?"    
You scoff. "Everything is wrong with that, Jungkook."    
He raises an eyebrow. "Like what?"    
Like—god, where do you start?    
Like the fact that this is supposed to be contained, something that stays locked in this apartment and nowhere else. Like the fact that you need to be in control of it because if you’re not, it means it’s spiraling, and spiraling is—    
Not an option.    
He hums, considering. The vibration shivers over your skin. "Interesting."
The fuck does that mean?
You glare at him. "What?"
"Nothing." But there's a glint in his eye you don't like. Knowing. Assessing. "Just seems like you're overthinking it."
"I'm not—"
"Ashamed?" His head tilts. "Embarrassed?"
Heat crawls up your neck. "Fuck you."
"I mean." A slow drag of his gaze, head to toe and back again. "If you insist..."
Oh my god. 
Your foot connects with his shin. Hard. He grunts, flinching back. Good.
"Touch me again," you growl, "and you lose your dick."
 He holds up his hands. The picture of innocence. "Message received."
"Is it?" You cross your arms. Narrow your eyes. "Because it seems like you're having trouble understanding basic fucking boundaries."
"Nah, I get it." But there's a wicked glint in his eye, and oh, that can't be good. "No telling your friends about all the filthy things we do."
"There is no we.” You jab a finger at his chest. "No us."
A slow nod. "Right."
"I mean it, Rogue." You hold his gaze, unflinching. "This?" A sharp gesture between your bodies. "Doesn't leave this apartment."
"Mm." His tongue swipes over his bottom lip. Deliberate. Obscene. "So I shouldn't mention how you like it when I—"
Your hand clamps over his mouth, muffling his words. "Finish that sentence and die."
He grins against your palm, wholly unrepentant. Bastard.
You drop your hand. Take a step back. "I'm serious, Ry."
"Oh, I know." But there's a curl to his lips you don't trust. Not one bit.
"Do you?" You cross your arms. "Because it sounds like you're angling for a free pass to run your mouth."
"Nah." He mirrors your posture, arms folding over his chest. “Just getting a feel for the rules."
Right. Sure. "The rules are simple." You hold up a finger. "Rule one: no one knows we're fucking."
A nod. "Easy enough."
"Rule two," you continue, "if anyone asks, we're just roommates."
"Uh-huh." His tongue presses against the inside of his cheek. Considering. "That all?"
Wariness prickles up your spine. "Why?"
A shrug. Too casual. "No reason."
Bullshit.
You shake your head. "Just—forget it. Are we done here?"    
Jungkook watches you for another long second.  
Then he nods. "Yeah, we're done."  
He turns, already reaching for the doorknob, when—  
"Oh." A pause. Like he just remembered something. "And just so we're clear—this isn’t exclusive, right?"  
You blink. "What?"  
He glances back, expression easy. Casual. "Like, I can fuck other people. That cool with you?"  
A laugh bursts out of you. Short. Sharp. "Why the fuck would I care?"  
His mouth twitches. "Dunno. Just making sure."  
"Well, consider it confirmed." You fold your arms. "Do whatever the fuck you want, just—"  
He lifts his brows. "Just?"  
"Don’t give me an STD." You level him with a flat look. 
He snorts. "Noted." A beat. Then, amused— "You want test results?"  
"Oh, fuck off, Rogue."  
"Just offering, Phoenix." His smirk lingers for half a second before his expression smooths out. "So, rule number three, then."
You narrow your eyes. "Rule what?"
"Rules." He gestures between you. "One: no one knows. Two: if they ask, we're just roommates." A pause. "Three: no feelings."
Something in his voice shifts, something light but pointed, like he's not saying it just for your benefit.
You scoff. "Yeah, no shit."
He nods once, satisfied. "Cool."
And then he's gone, door clicking shut behind him like the whole thing never happened.
The air in the room is suddenly too thick.  
You exhale sharply, back hitting the wardrobe, and press your palms over your face.  
God damn him.  
Not just for being an insufferable pain in your ass, but for being right. Because logically, there's no reason to keep this a secret—he's not your boyfriend, he's just your roommate who happens to fuck you sometimes. It's not a big deal. It's not anything.
But something in you rebels at the thought of anyone knowing. Of having to explain yourself, to justify your choices. You've had enough of that to last a lifetime, enough of measuring every decision against someone else's expectations. Enough of being told what you should want, what you should do, who you should be.
This thing with Jungkook? It's yours. Messy and stupid and probably a horrible idea, but it's yours. The one thing in your life that nobody gets to have an opinion about, that nobody gets to control but you. 
And maybe that's fucked up. Maybe normal people don't feel this desperate need to keep parts of themselves hidden, to maintain this iron grip on every aspect of their lives. Maybe they don't lie awake at night planning escape routes from their own decisions.
But you've never been very good at normal, have you?
You straighten, smooth your shirt, school your face into something neutral.  
Then you open the door, step back into the living room, and pretend like your world isn’t tilting.
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a-man-in-the-crowd · 2 days ago
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A Little Breakdown of the Will Misogyny Scene bc I Keep Laughing About It & Need an Outlet
this scene lives in my head rent-free like holy shit it had me in fucking hysterics 😭 AND LIKE I KNEW IT WAS COMING BC I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH TUMBLR BEFORE I GOT TO IT BUT IT DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HILARIOUS???
like genuinely there's so much i wanna talk about, it's both a really funny scene and also just like a super interesting scene that gives you a bit of insight into the dynamics of the characters, if that makes sense??
so here i am, going through this scene and 1) just fucking laughing my ass off bc i can never read this scene with a straight face and 2) trying to kinddaaa link it back to some sort of semi-meaningful analysis (though mostly this is just my excuse to ramble about a dumb scene that i am obsessed with for some dumb reason)
warning: non-sensical yapping about a short scene ahead
first of all the set-up to this scene
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here, you can see a gay man decide, once and for all, he hates women!
okay but fr the way i see this moment is sorta re-establishing the competitive nature of ada and will's dynamic (at least in this section of the story where ada and monty are dating). obviously, this became apparent in the staircase scene where we see them constantly bickering, but i'd say this is the first we're seeing them genuinely compete for monty's attention/affection.
ada at first gets the 'upper hand' (in reality, neither can really, monty's too out of it to even pretend to give a shit about either of them) by doting on him like a loving girlfriend, tucking him in and everything, and will is just. idk. disgusted by straight people (same, will, same /j). he definitely sees this as ada trying her hand at stealing monty away — and he's kinda right. whether or not she actually is doesn't matter, because this isn't really about monty, except it is?? i'll probably talk more about this some other time, but both ada and will care more about the love that monty is dangling over their heads more than him.
at least, that's my take so far.
anyways, basically this is a game, and ada's just had her turn and she has the advantage of monty being awake. it's will's turn now and he decides to win monty's favour by...
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that.
so outside of the very obvious comedy of will very awkwardly and randomly going "women ☕️" (like genuinely i don't think he knows what the fuck he's talking about), something that gets me about this is how CONFUSED monty is. there's a pretty high chance he's confused because of the painkillers in his system, but i'm of the belief that the funnier interpretation is always the better one so...
i like to imagine he's confused for the same reason the audience probably is — that being, will, what the fuck? monty's reaction definitely does have a similar vibe to when will told him he was praying, so i don't think it's a stretch. it'd also confirm that this is a really out of the blue rant for will to go on, something that can be inferred from how awkward and ada-specific his rant is. if he has beliefs that are even slightly similar to what he's saying, he's definitely never expressed them before judging by how nervous he is about it.
though, you know what is in character for will? spewing absolute bullshit, hence why monty's only response is 'sure, will' before going to sleep (that, and the fact he's really tired and barely has any blood in him, seriously it's a surprise he didn't die 😭)
speaking of which. notice how, despite being loopy from the painkillers and blood loss, monty still manages to remember will's name. i can't tell if it's because he's known will longer and therefore is more used to his presence, he cares a bit more for will than he does ada (and there is evidence he gives a tiny bit of a shit about will. though he might for ada as well, we haven't seen much of those two), or that will is a man and therefore worthy of a bit more respect in monty's eyes (something i am NOT ruling out when considering the differences between ada/monty and will/monty). i think it's an interesting detail, though i'm not sure how much it'll get elaborated on.
ada might have the advantage of being monty's most recent fancy (albeit, for reasons definitely related to ada's spectre) but will has the advantage offff... whatever the hell got monty to remember his name of all things
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okay so i've already listed my reasons for believing will is spewing bullshit to suck up to monty but i just wanted to pipe in my own personal experience with this sorta behaviour.
i'm trans, right? specifically transmasc and hooolyyy shit did this rant unlock some EMBARRASSING memories of me trying to mimick how i thought men saw women ☠️ he's just like me in the WORST way possible and i can't help but laugh at it he is SUCH a loser
i don't think will is trans, that's not a headcanon i have of him (though i do have that hc for pluto bc well... look at him), but i DO think he's gay (one of the preview images for the locked episodes has him blushing behind monty and i am VERY confident in my idea of what he's blushing for) and at the very least tried to excuse his disinterest in women with shit like this. this is the exact kind of behaviour from a guy who is desperately trying to hide his queerness by being an asshole to women (newsflash, you don't have to hate women to seem more masculine, but will is likely from an older time, i get 1800s vibes though i think 1930s makes a lot of sense too, so i suppose that was never a thought that could've occured to anyone)
i don't think that is specifically the motivator behind this specific rant, in this case he is for sure doing it for monty, but i get the feeling he's pulling this shit from stuff he's maybe said in the past to hide his sexuality
another thing: i touched on this earlier but... most of the stuff will is saying is DEFINITELY directed at ada. i wouldn't be surprised if he's doing this on purpose, using this awkward forced misogyny as cover to insult ada (which isn't out of character, i wanna make a separate post about this but i find that will's 'real' method of meanness is less. outward? then, say, monty's. it's muttered, or condescending, or veiled behind something like what we see in this scene). judging ny ada's expression though, she DEFINITELY catches on.
i firmly believe ada wouldn't have been as aggressive had will not been insulting ada personally
oh yeah, a final little note on this section: anyone else feel like this has the same energy as when you're reading an old book and randomly get flashbanged with misogyny?? like lowkey idk if that was the vibe the creators were going for, but it definitely was giving those vibes. i got immediate flashbacks to when i was reading dracula and at least lime once a chapter they'd mention how mina was too ✨️ womanly ✨️ and ✨️ innocent ✨️ to be involved in the whole vampire situation. except worse bc will is just actively being malicious (which honestly makes this whole scene better, hate the misogyny but love me some will being mean bc it's hilarious every time)
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and, how could i forget, the ABSOLUTE HYPOCRISY OF THIS STATEMENT I'M ACTUALLY IN HYSTERICS RN HOLY SHIT WILL 😭 big words coming from a guy whose main job is to copy other people like damn bro projecting much
i didn't mention it earlier bc it was cropped out, but further evidence of will purposely taking this as an opportunity to trash on ada is him looking DIRECTLY AT ADA I'M CACKLING THIS IS GOLD.
but this isn't where the goldmine ends because it all gets topped off by WILL REALIZING MONTY ISN'T AWAKE TO SAVE HIS DUMBASS AND THEN PROSPERO JUST NOPING OUT OF THIS WHOLE DISASTER
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will, i love you, i am your number one apologist but... nah bro you did this to yourself you're on your own LMAO
i sincerely hope ada rocked his shit bc that was a hilariously pathetic display and will needs to learn the consequences of his actions (though, i was hoping getting beat by a crowbar would be enough to get it through his skull 😭)
anyways that's all i have to say about this scene for now, i feel like it's pretty easy to tell who my favourite character is. i swear i like the other characters, it's just that will had me in a chokehold the moment he appeared and the fact he has very little lore behind him makes me incredibly desperate for any crumbs i can get ☠️ i have wayyy more to say on will, but like i'd need to organize and gather myself if i actually wanna say anything meaningful
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coimbrabertone · 5 hours ago
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Offtopic Offseason #5 - CoimbraBertone and the Indiana Jones Blogpost.
So, I watched the first three Indiana Jones movies for the first time these last few weeks. Those being Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and The Last Crusade. Also, before that, I was watching my friend Andy play through the video game, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. I have thoughts.
Plus, the Super Bowl was last weekend and that's kinda an unavoidable black hole devouring anything else that could've happened that weekend, so there isn't much racing news to discuss right now.
Indycar aired some commercials during it which hopefully draw people in, but until we get to St. Pete for the first race, it's hard to say how effective they were.
So, onto Indiana Jones.
I liked them. Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade are both great movies, Temple of Doom isn't as good, but it still has plenty of iconic moments and I enjoyed it well enough.
My first impression was honestly...wow, I've seen so much references to this stuff. Like there were moments I knew were from Indiana Jones, like the giant boulder chasing Indy, opening the Ark and it melting the Nazi faces, and the minecart chase from Temple, but there other things I didn't realize.
Like in Family Guy, Road to Germany, they do the whole escape the plane in a raft thing, with Stewie even making fun of one of Willie's lines. I didn't know that was from Indiana Jones. The motorcycle chase in that episode is probably a reference to Last Crusade as well, albeit a bit less 1 to 1.
So yeah, iconic movies that I've seen referenced a lot, and now I finally understand those references.
So, Raiders of the Lost Ark...
I liked Belloq as a villain. His Egypt clothes with the way his hair looked kept making me think of Alain Prost even though objectively he doesn't look all that much like Prost, but there's where my brain went. I like that he's a different kind of evil than the Nazis around him - he doesn't have a cause, he's just self-interested and wants to get one over on Jones - but he is still very much evil.
Toht is another fun character because he's just so ridiculous. The coat hanger scene made me burst out laughing.
Colonel Dietrich is probably the flattest of the villains, but I get that they needed more of a straight-up Wehrmacht guy to be the direct threat that neither Belloq nor Toht could really be.
As for the heroic characters, I have to admit, with everything I heard about Marion from watching the game and reading up on the movies a bit, she is not at all what I was expecting. For some reason I kinda thought she was gonna be a non-action rich girl who is the daughter of a rich gentleman type - and in fairness, Ravenwood does seem like it would be an old money name - but instead she's a lot more of a rougher and more confrontational character.
And I suppose that is more interesting.
Sallah's fun, John-Rhys Davies has a great voice, and I was happy to see him back in Last Crusade.
Some of the effects are very dated and the sounds - especially the punch sounds - are as well, but it's an old movie so what are you gonna do? I accepted that as a relic of the time and enjoyed the movie in spite of that.
Something dated that's a bit harder to forgive is Temple of Doom.
Let's start with the positives: Lao Che's club is a lot of fun. I think his club is a reused set from Return of the Jedi because with how white and smooth it is, along with the seating bowl we see in one of the shots, it reminds me a lot of the Mon Calamari cruises from Episode VI. I could be wrong about that, but they were filmed a year apart and Lucas literally named it Club Obi-Wan, so I wouldn't be surprised at all if the whole thing is a redressed Star Wars set.
Willie's a bit grating. There's no way around that, I'm sorry.
Short Round though...yeah, he has a few annoying moments, but I actually found him endearing. The ways that he looks up and mimics Indy - sorry, Dr. Jones - are fun, and it's nice to see Indy cares about him too.
The portrayal of India though...oof.
Spielberg and Lucas have apparently said that the whole dinner scene with the eels and eyeballs and monkey brains and all that is supposed to be a ploy to scare off Indy and the British officer dude, but...they did not do a good job of conveying that at all. It just feels like over the top orientalism.
Same thing with the Thuggee cult in general. Mola Ram's costume is all over the place and with his skull helmet off, that red paint on his forehead feels a lot more like the other type of Indian. It's like a storm of foreign culture cliches thrown together at random and it's pretty damn jarring. They even got the Maharaja torturing Indy with a voodoo doll which...okay then, I guess we really are just throwing anything and everything at this, huh?
From what I understand their portrayal of Kali is also completely off.
There's also a lot of brown face in that movie. The late Pat Roach was playing the slavemaster, for instance.
Then making the British Army show up at the end to save Indy & co...sheesh. No wonder this movie got banned in India for awhile.
Still, if you can get past all that and see it as a product of its time, it's a fun enough movie. It's the weakest of the trilogy though.
Onto Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Harrison Ford and Sean Connery, what else do you need?
No seriously, that's it. It's good, watch it.
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Okay fine, I'll talk about it.
I like this one a lot. I know Raiders is the classic one that everyone loves, but this one might be my favorite.
Venice, Austria, Berlin, Antioch, down to Petra in Jordan...it's a lot of fun set locations and set pieces. I really enjoyed Elsa as the "Indy girl" of this movie, I really enjoyed the banter back and forth between Henry Sr. and Indiana, and I think the Nazis in this movie are just great antagonists.
They look evil as fuck, they have the Hugo Boss fit on fleek, Vogel is a great villain, the modified World War I tank was a great set piece, and we have plenty of old car porn in this one - particularly the old Rolls Royce, which is not, in fact, a Phantom II - so what's not to like?
Well, Donovan probably goes down a bit too easy. I know that these movies are big on the whole villains are destroyed for trying to harness a power they cannot understand, but he does die pretty quickly and pretty stupidly. I guess the Vogel fight was pretty long, so a long Donovan fight probably would've bogged the ending down a lot, but it was a bit disappointing to see him easily duped into killing himself.
Elsa's end, meanwhile, i thought was fitting. She couldn't let go of her obsession, and in the end, the grail's spell got to her. It almost got to Indy too, but then Henry gave him the fatherly love which is what he really wanted. And yeah, that's a bit schlocky, but who cares? it's nice and meaningful.
So yeah, none of them are perfect movies, but I enjoyed them a lot.
The Great Circle fits in among the movies quite nicely, I think. Gina fits as another "Indy girl" and is probably my favorite when adding her in to the classic movies, and Troy Baker does such a great job as Indy that even Harrison Ford gave him his blessing.
Plus ending on karate fighting a Nazi on the top of Noah's Ark is exactly the type of goofy shit these movies would come up with and I mean that in the best way possible.
Oh, one other thing I wanted to yap about: there are a lot of scenes in these movies where the guns are very clearly not firing anything, and again, I get it, old movie, but wow, sometimes it's really obvious. There was a bit in Last Crusade where Indy thrashed around an MP40 that wasn't doing anything, and it straight up took me a second to realize they were trying to show him shooting.
Old movies gonna old movie.
I'm gonna watch the next two movies soon, probably this week, but from what I hear, they're not quite up to snuff. Let me know if you guys want my thoughts, otherwise, this is probably gonna be the last Offtopic Offseason for awhile because it's the Daytona 500 this weekend. They'll be a NASCAR race every weekend from now until November, and once NASCAR starts, the likes of MotoGP, F1, and Indycar aren't far behind.
Looking forward to the Henry Jones Jr.polis 500.
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Adam doesn't know how Lucifer did this every night, check all windows to be sure they are locked, check front and back door for being locked and then make sure the security system was working.
And if he leaves the house for any reason, do it all again. But this was only something he did at night.
Adam liked the guest room, surprised a little that Lucifer even had one but maybe it was just to fill the room. The bed was so comfortable, he practically melted into the bed.
When morning came Adam felt so good, that bed did wonders for him. Going down he nearly started to laugh a little, he's never seen Lucifer with his hair messed up sticking out at odd angles and some drool dripping down his chin.
Poor guy must have really needed the sleep. But something about him looking like that endeared him even more to Adam.
Cute.
Lucifer started to wake up, he felt so good when he opened his eyes he was confused as to why he was in the living room.
Oh yeah. Broken leg.
Not his first one but still. He's lost track of how many things he's broken......
Adam: Morning Lu!
Normally he'd panic, but seeing Adam standing there in pajamas, hair messed up and a wide grin on his face made him stay calm and his heart fluttered at the sight of him.
He stayed.
Lucifer smiled: Good morning Adam, did you sleep okay?
Adam: Best fucking sleep ever! Okay, so how do you normally start your mornings?
Lucifer: Well..... Normally I'd just, make my bed, clean myself up and then eat.
Adam: Okay sounds good!
He brought Lucifer everything he needed, he opened specific curtains to let the right amount of light into the house.
Adam made him breakfast and they ate together. It was so nice.
Lucifer got him to get a change of clothes from his room, just a pair of shorts for on the bottom just the thought of trying to put pants on with this cast would be a nightmare.
When Lucifer changed his shirt Adam couldn't help but nearly drool at how nice he looked without one. He wasn't just some small thin guy there was some muscle there too.
Lucifer: It's just very odd not getting up and doing everything myself.
And he was likely not going to do anything too much for himself for a couple months.
Adam: I'll try and make everything be as if you did it!
Lucifer: A-and you're sure I'm not keeping you from anything important?
Adam: Pfft, no. The only thing I have is work and my boss is super understanding.
Apparently his boss Sera was quite familiar with Lucifer being brought into the hospital. He used to be a frequent flyer.
Maybe Adam will have a peak at his medical record. Just to get a sense of how bad things really were.
Lucifer: I-I-I don't want to burden y-you.
Adam smiled and gently took Lucifer's hand in his: You're not a burden. As my neighbor and friend, you matter to me more than you know.
Luicfer's face warmed and his heart fluttered, he mattered? His eyes teared up a little, no one's told him that before.
Adam hugged him as he cried a little.
Lucifer: I-I'm sorry
Adam: Shhh, it's okay let your feelings out.
That made him cry more, he's never had someone validate his feelings. Always forced to keep them to himself and God forbid if he didn't.
They broke apart when he stopped crying.
Adam: I just gotta go next door and grab a few things okay? I'll be right back.
Luicfer: O-okay.
He flushed as Adam wiped his tears, he was too good to him.
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Alastor sat out on his deck reading the morning paper with his coffee when he heard the door open.
But Adam didn't come out of his house, rather he came out of Lucifer's of all places. He gripped his mug, that charming little bastard even when he's in his fucking house all day he pulls people in.
He made a promise to Lilith that he would keep Lucifer's life Hell and it was one he intended to keep.
Trapped Heart
@beef-brisket
⚠️This deals with Agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, and mentions of domestic abuse ⚠️
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Adam: Well that's the last of them.
He looked around his new home and smiled, this place was so much better than his last home and a third of the price too.
They were practically giving it away.
There was his lawn mower that was on the truck still.
Adam went out to put it in the garage when he noticed his neighbor, a short blonde man getting his mail from his box. He was better looking than his last neighbor.
Adam waved: Hey!
Lucifer jumped as he grasped his mail, he looked over and saw a handsome brunette standing in the driveway across the road smiling and waving.
Lucifer: O-Oh, hi!
Adam: Names Adam, I just moved in.
Lucifer: N-nice to meet you! I'm Lucifer, I hope you like it here.
He wanted to be polite and welcome his new neighbor right, but he could already feel the cold tendrils of anxiety start to slowly crawl through his skin trying to wrap around him like a vice grip.
How long has he been outside? His heart started to beat a little hard with each moment he's not back in his home. He could die! He's not safe he needs to get back!
Adam: Yeah me too.
By the looks of it he already likes what he sees.
Lucifer nodded, he could feel the tremors starting in his hands the palms getting sweaty.
He needs to go.
Lucifer: I-It was nice to meet you Adam! B-But I need to get going.
Adam: Oh okay, maybe we can hang out sometime?
Lucifer gave a tight smile: Y-yeah.
He waved again to be polite and tried not to run back to his house, his therapist said it was good for him to be out as long as he could stand it.
Pushing himself a little each day. Today him reached his limit.
Once his front door was closed and locked behind relief washed over him, he's safe now nothing can hurt him. He hugged his mail to his chest, he needed to sit down.
Lucifer went over and placed everything on the coffee table. He tried to remember his breathing exercises.
Adam seemed very nice, maybe he'll send Charlie over when she comes to give him a proper greeting.
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Adam tilted his head as he watched his new neighbor go into his home, if he didn't know any better he would say the man was panicked. Did he do something? He knows his personality can be a little brash at times but he thought he was being polite.
A man that lived beside him came out for his mail as well.
Adam: Hi! Umm, I'm new here.
Alastor: Oh hello! I'm Alastor, I guess that makes us neighbors.
Adam chuckled: Guess so. Umm, if I may ask, is the man that lives there okay? I didn't intend to upset him.
Alastor looked over at Lucifer's home and rolled his eyes.
Alastor: Getting the mail was he? Don't worry about it that man's afraid of his own shadow. I wouldn't waste my time, he never leaves his house.
Well that sounded a little dramatic.
Adam: What?
Alastor leaned on the fence: Oh yeah, Mr. Morgenstern over there never leaves his house. Rumor has it that his wife used to beat the fuck out of him in the home but it was worse when they were in public. Apparently she'd just humiliate him and others would join in making things worse. He was never free of her but at least in the home he could be alone.
Adam was horrified to hear that: Dude, the fuck, is that true?
Alastor shrugged: Not sure. All I know that is true is she left him nearly 8 years ago and he's become some kind of hermit that never leaves the damn house. His daughter Charlie, sweet girl you'll likely meet her, comes over from time to time.
Adam looked over at Lucifer's house, that couldn't all be true right? Maybe some was and the rest is telephone gossip extras?
Him and Alastor parted ways, he had to put everything away in his house. All the while his mind kept going back to the handsome neighbor across the way.
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sweet-marvel · 1 year ago
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Julien Fébreau in @idreau_'s podcast on Max Verstappen:
"You see we talk a lot about Verstappen, people tell me 'He's so arrogant, he seems so... He's not like that outside the car!
I swear he's an extremely nice person outside of the car. Like Vettel, very well behaved, very well educated, he's someone who already looks you in the eyes and says hello... That's not the case for everyone!
Verstappen, every time I meet him in a paddock, if our eyes meet, a little sign, a little smile. We don't need to hug each other... It's ultra polite!
When you do an interview in the paddock, the time to set up the microphones and the lights, he is someone who talks to you, he is not someone on their phone saying "Is it starting?" No ! He's talking to you."
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winteriron-trash · 7 months ago
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rdj the (whitewashed) electric boogaloo
This is a reminder to everyone who's excited about RDJ's casting as Doctor Doom that this casting is whitewashing. Victor Von Doom is a Romani character and has been a Romani character since his introduction in the 1960s. (Fantastic Four Annual #2 [1964]) Not only that, but his Roma identity and the persecution he and his family faced due to it is integral to his character, it is what forms his identity. (Books of Doom by Ed Brubaker) Even if on the off chance this casting is meant to not be Victor but instead be some variant of Tony or whomever else becoming Doctor Doom, it is damaging to the character to rob him of that important cultural background. Doctor Doom does not exist without that history. Fans have been pushing hard to cast Doom as a Romani actor for years, especially since the MCU has whitewashed other Romani characters. (Wanda, Pietro, etc) This casting is not a celebration moment, it's fucking heartbreaking that the MCU repeatedly ignores the important and nuanced cultural backstories of characters.
I know I can't change anybody's mind on whether or not you want to be excited about RDJ's return to the MCU. But I do think at the very least you should be mad that the MCU is baiting us all and destroying nuanced and interesting characters for the sake of self-referential easter eggs and nostalgia bait. Because that's what it is. Feel how you'd like to feel about RDJ's return, but personally, this is soul-sucking. I had such a deep love for the MCU as a teenager, it was obviously something incredibly formative to me, especially Tony Stark. This isn't recreating what I fell in love with the MCU for. This is turning a well-planned and artistic storyline of adaptations into cheap cash grabs and fan service. Because, I think we're past the point of being able to call the MCU an adaptation of anything. They can use existing characters' names and powers, but to say they're being properly adapted is laughable.
This is not an adaptation of Doctor Doom. This is RDJ the Electric Boogaloo because Marvel's fear of losing the interest of dedicated MCU fans overrides their willingness to tell stories that are genuine to the characters. I don't know what there is to be excited about that. The MCU has lost its authenticity and aside from a few projects, feels heartless. Every movie is a copy of a copy. This announcement isn't something celebratory, it feels like a death knell of a cinematic universe that's so desperate to cling to relevancy it's resorting to nostalgia for a character/actor who hasn't even been dead for a decade. We're not getting anything new, we're just rinsing and repeating the same song and dance.
I get it. I love Tony Stark, his death destroyed me and I to this day, rue the ending he got in Endgame. It misunderstood his arc and it robbed him of a satisfying conclusion. But the solution to that isn't dragging the corpse out of the grave five years later to whitewash an existing character with rich and interesting nuance, just to forcibly tie his existence in the MCU to Tony. Whether he is a variant or not. Why would you want someone else's fave's legacy to be destroyed simply so your fave's legacy can go on? Hell, if we were really all so hellbent on the return of RDJ and/or Tony to the MCU, we have the multiverse for a reason. There were other ways to do it that didn't whitewash and ruin someone else. This just. Isn't something to be happy about.
#... we will not be addressing that i'm a dead blog#no one say a WORD about my inactivity for 4 years this isn't about that /lh#also if anyone tries to get smart about “romani isn't a race” i don't care and you can shut up.#it's an ethnic and cultural identity. and it should be portrayed correctly.#ESPECIALLY for a character like *victor von doom* of all people. like it is fundamental to him.#i would've included panels of the comics mentioned but most of them use the g-slur and i don't wish to encourage that here#like listen i don't think you need to be a comics fan to be an mcu fan. they're so divorced from each other atp#nor do i think the mcu owes complete comic accuracy. but i do think you should at *least* care when characters are whitewashed.#look. i really don't want this to be a debate on if rdj's return is good or not#i've been frankly baffled at how many old mutuals are excited but. whatever if you want him back i get it.#but it shouldn't be like this. not at the expense of a different character.#this whole thing made me realize i'm *far* more jaded and turned off to the mcu than most of you guys are.#which is fair you can still be an mcu fan. if it brings you joy i'm so happy for you#but how does this like. bring joy i don't get it.#this is soulless. it's uninspired. it's done purely for shock value.#i occasionally get asks to this blog about why i left and asking me to come back#and i get it. i *want* to come back.#but i don't *care* about the mcu anymore. this is not the franchise i fell in love with.#i don't recognize what once meant everything to me.#winteriron will always hold a special place in my heart (as will tony stark)#but like. i just don't have love for it. and it sucks that this bullshit from marvel actively kills the love i had.#this sours tony stark to me. i'm sorry but it does. because was it really worth this? is this what his legacy has become?#this does cheapen his legacy btw. like without question. it turns him into a cheap cameo reference. heart of the mcu my ass.#my fandom circles have *massively* changed#i'm now entirely surrounded by comics fans bc my primary fandom is dc comics. that's what i'm up to these days#and the difference was actually baffling to me. everyone i follow now is *pissed* about this. comics twitter is so mad.#and then i see ppl on here excited and i'm just genuinely surprised this is something you want. i don't get it.#i don't say that to be rude. i just don't get it. how is *this* actually something people *want*.#do i still care about marvel? eh.#i like winter soldier comics and i could give a comprehensive rec list. and i read some other characters i deeply enjoy.
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mantisgodsdomain · 8 months ago
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We ought to write more Pokemon fic some time. We want to recreate the Pokemon Manners/Human Manners cheat sheet that we made a few years ago we think that this site would like the Sliding Scale Of Politeness When Greeting A New Pokemon You've Never Met Before.
#we speak#writing#we grew up with pmd games and we feel like the way that pmd pokemon's dialogue tends to be excessively... direct?#should be a feature and not a bug when any pokemon that you meet might be totally unfamiliar with your species and biology#it's probably very polite to start up front with some basic facts about yourself so they know how to act going forward#the very upfront feel to dialogue also very much helps with keeping the dialogue feel more... pokemon#people mock the series for weird npc dialogue a lot but we think that taking these things literally makes for more fun society building#it doesn't all have to fit with socially acceptable for our world we think. polite in our world isn't even consistent by household.#sometimes a polite interaction sounds like “hello! i'm poochyena! i like to chase people and bite!”#name and immediately socially useful information. now you know about the chasing people and biting so you don't assume it's rude#of course poochyena bites and chases people. it likes to do that. you can say you don't like that and it might stop doing that to You#but it will not stop biting and chasing people because that's what it likes to do and it will probably only befriend people okay with that#it makes a very specific dialogue feel that's very fun to do. we like how the pokemon world tends to treat any sort of like#disability or “weird” things as something that you just say out the gate and everyones like “oh okay”#and then treat that as Part Of Interactions going forwards. there are a surprising amount of parts of the pokemon manga#that are dedicated to working around a character's disability after one or all of their means of dealing with it get taken out#admittedly we aren't that caught up on newer content but we find the way that it tends to be just Accepted as very refreshing#making the dialogue this direct does also tend to make it read as more “childish” in english and particular because a lot of Maturity's jus#learning how to dance around what you're saying or phrase it in different ways to get your idea across differently#whereas here everything is just as direct as possible. “i don't like charmander”. “i like roasting berries”. “i want to dig things up”.#all pokemon dialogue tends to go towards being exceedingly simple and it makes for some very distinct writing#especially when you have to tackle complex situations with characters who probably dont employ that sort of vocabulary#though we personally enjoy doing this sort of stuff your mileage may vary ofc#we are biased towards this sort of thins because we find it MUCH more fun to build up what we're talking about from blocks#than to like. try and use more indirect wording that may lose things in translation#unfortunately this is not fun in irl conversation. everyone has to be on the same page and you need to use the same playbook to communicate#we REALLY wish people said what they meant though. we're really tired of being asked shit like “is this accessible”#when what they mean is “can you climb these stairs” a question which depends on the day our energy level and how things have been going#there are a lot of things we could say that would make us feel like some sort of anti sjw type guy and a lot of em boil down to just#"for the love of god dont dance around a Sensitive Topic just get to the point and ask us about it this just makes things harder for everyo
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leapinarmadillo · 11 days ago
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my review of Moonwalk: hot mess. ★★★.
#i will refer to it#but oh god... it's just#1st of all. the added afterword from 2009 should have been a FOREWORD bc it gives you the context for how this book was made#so they did have a real writer put it together based on long transcripts of interviews one of the publishing people did with mj#if those tapes exist or pieces of then exist i need to find them. i think i've seen some floating around#bc ... the way it's written sounds very michael. it's not well written. so i'm surprised they even had an actual writer do it#but that makes me think maybe the writer just pulled a lot of exact wording from the tapes?#i hope that's how it happened#like the publishing lady said i Also wish michael had been devoted to this project. this could've been really good#i'm interested in anything that comes straight from michael so ultimately i'm just grateful he did a book at all#and really WAS involved in it#but it just. it's a mess. it's disorganized. it's disjointed#it just does not deliver in so many ways#there were so many times i would read a couple paragraphs and be like. wait What. that went Nowhere#there are really wonderful parts of course too#first of all i'm happy to hear him talk about parts of his life he didn't necessarily talk about that much#i find everything he says about motown and esp the mid-late j5 motown years Supremely interesting#everything written about music and dancing and performing is great. seeing the way he thinks about those things. divine. enlightening.#the thing is. the tone is extremely defensive and passive aggressive throughout the whole book#which is amusing and i mostly like it. michael jackson was one petty and spiteful mf. he loved being right and he reiterates that a lot#but bc of the press treatment of more personal things like his appearance and relationships. those parts are just. eugh#like when it comes to music/dance/performance he can defend himself no problem. concrete evidence that he's fucking awesome and he knew it#he brings up dating and stuff and it feels like he was like. floundering. maybe he just couldn't decide how much to share?#idk it just feels like. he won't outright SAY some things but he'll sort of hint at things. and i can't tell if what he's hinting at#is the real truth or him being defensive and wanting to give the impression that he was 'normal' so people would just leave him alone#i can't tell. i really can't. i wanna just believe him but i'm like. wtf do you mean. and then there'll be inconsistencies#like WHAT R U TRYING TO SAY. you might as well just tell me what you WANT me to think and what you want people to stop bothering you about#ok anyways#it definitely feels like they rushed to get it out asap#i have like 10 questions for every page. i feel like a writer/editor should've been working with him in that way
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asleepinawell · 12 days ago
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every time i overhead smash something with my giant hammer i imagine it's this pop up
#i finally trained leylines for my glider and was like thank god i will never see ever again#oh boy was i in for a bad surprise#so now i gotta get this through several more expansions of content before it stops popping up while I'm in the middle of doing stuff#it also does it over and over when you're using the actual leylines since each one is several strung together#how hard is it to add a tutorials toggle guys#i am enjoying the game still but my god the user experience is a mess#and the whole thing is poorly designed for people trying to play anything but the latest stuff#like they did not put much thought into people who want to go back and play through the whole story#and what their experience might be like#it is also so so buggy#also annoyed rn that after lws1-2 it felt like some different writers stepped in who Did Not Like Women#the first two seasons were like women everywhere in every role and barely any dudes in the main cast#also the main npcs are your friends#then in hot it was like actually your friends are your subordinates and the entire world now revolves around you#and we need to remove or humiliate women in the cast or at least give them zero lines#like what is going on over there#I've heard the story improves as it goes but i liked lws1! (which was removed from the game for a long time???#despite being crucial to understanding the plot????)#now it's like one of my favorites got benched for pof and another is off babysitting some dudes manpain#manpain over a fridged female character#sometimes it's like someone read a list of the worst tropes ever and used it as an outline#when i played s1 i was like wow huge female cast and a ton of queer stuff#i guess that was seen as a Mistake and rectified#they should have added more gay stuff to hot and removed the snipers#seriously though i am going to murder this pop up#gw2mp#mp
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sysig · 1 month ago
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Not going the best (Patreon)
#Doodles#Just Desserts#Villainsona#Cure#Vent#The start of it anyhow#Draw to take the mind off things - or to approach the hurt without touching it directly#Gift-giving season 2024 was just - bad lol#Birthday was sad and Christmas was sad just toss it plsthx#I mean there were good things! I got a couple plushies for Christmas which I like - I got a Bulbasaur ♥#But there were also a lot of bad things......hghh....#If I turn to Bar it's only fair Charm turns to [Coffee] for comfort#He really needs a name maybe this year will finally be the year I buckle down and make a naming convention#Bit of Cure as well - we're both chibi'd the heck out but ehhh approximate size maybe#She's probably a little big here actually but I dunno maybe she kept her proportions lol - maybe I'm just super chibi'd#Normally I wouldn't turn to her but I needed some cutes and she is definitely that#I watched an anime recently that kinda reminded me of her too hmmm - she won't get any signifiers from it I don't think but maybe new toys#She does enjoy things to play with lol (read: mess with other people with)#Napping without glasses is something that pops up a surprising amount for me huh - I mean yeah that's how I sleep but as an art subject hm#Graphite version of TVAU Charm from the silhouette/ink set! With a better grasp on the expression I was going for#I don't think I Quite got it - it's harder with simple dot eyes to imply directionality#Tiny aside into a brief bit of levity - before things broke bad again lol - I tried a little sample size of moonshine eggnog#Shit's lit honestly it was really tasty and decently high proof so even for such a small amount I got a bit dizzy! Nice#I was gifted the same brand's coffee moonshine and it was neither as tasty or effective but I appreciate the gesture all the same#First night my PC was out - obviously I was worried for her :( I'd only backed up a handful of files not including my Ghostkinz stuff#So I was very worried they'd be affected.... They weren't but boy was that a gamble!#The other stuff... I mean first of all thank goodness I /had/ backed up that handful because a few corrupted while she was out#That last scribble in particular was after the confirmation that my diary was lost And she had bluescreened#We were out and about seeing if we could pass the time until her permissions got transferred over and had just called it that No we couldn't#So we called it and went home and I got to start trying to parse those feelings while still trying to Secret Santa hahaa... Hgh just toss it
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leafy-m · 6 months ago
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So I hit my 700th edit for the WHA wiki today, because I am a totally normal person
#For the record I have been there for. 27 days.#That makes an average of 26 edits a day which is even more terrifying because I definitely was not updating every day#Also this is for the Telepedia Wiki not the Fandom one#Anyway you should check it out!#In maybe a week because the website cache is super slow for some reason when you're not logged in#But I'm having fun#The nice thing about working on a wiki where there's actually other people doing stuff#Is that they can do the boring stuff like character bios and etc while I run around doing the fun stuff like pages on animals and plants#Anyway I was working on the Eldroxen page which are the big fluffy ox from the Silver Eve Procession#And it was so funny collecting info on them from the main series and then checking Kitchen real quick and SURPRISE! THEY'RE EATING IT!#I mean I should have expected this after having watched Dungeon Meshi and yet~~~#Also funny was that I copy+pasted the page coding for one the (food) animals as a template for this giant Mole-worm beast page but#forgot to remove the line about it being for food and afterwards had a laugh and then removed it#But now I'm like. They probably WOULD eat that sucker. Giant mole worm/snake/dragon thing? That'd feed a whole town!#Qifrey could have an entire audience watching how he'd prepare and season it#Anyway if you've been wondering where I've been that's it#Also funny story: during the Covid pandemic I stayed employed when my coworkers got let go because they needed me to catalogue an entire#new set of guided reading books; and have these sets have a digital checkout instead of the old-school card catalog we were literally still#using in 2020. Anyway I went all out with the organization of the books and the boxes and even made a reference binder for the books#via subject so teachers/tutors could find specific subjects and reading levels etc#(I'd have done a digital way to search for results but honestly half the teachers couldn't figure out how to sign in to the laptop. So.)#Anyway. Only a handful of teachers actually used these books and two years later the school switched to a new reading program#that came with its own set of books and lessons so this 10k reading set was essentially unneeded (and my dear coworkers never got rehired)#Anyway I learned last week that they're clearing out that room and all of those barely-used books are getting thrown out 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃#Isn't that funny#Literally everything is just sandcastles built in the surf#I'm so glad I already accepted this during my pumpkin carving years because otherwise I think I'd be upset#Anyway I'm gonna go play my spooky fishing game
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stresskidz · 6 months ago
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Can't stop thinking about royal guard Hyunjin x princess reader AU. They cannot communicate much due to a language barrier, but he protects her with his life.
#like maybe she travels to meet some prince and Hyunjin works there and they meet and something happens where he needs to protect reader#all fluff and slow burn#i'm sure this has been done before or seen in a kdrama i'm a baby stay so idk hehe#scared to tag this with stray kids tbh but i guess i just did writing it in this sentence anyway haha#i just idk if i'm having a temporary kpop obsession or a long term one it feels very overwhelming when they've been a group for a while to#learn everything and see every video of them i wanna see and idk how the fandom is it's probably super lovely but what if i make friends an#then my obsession fades away and i'll lose people like i remember being in a fandom for a few years making friends and then my interest#faded and slowly lost contact with those people like i still follow some on ig but yeah i cannot afford to lose more people tbh#idk skz kinda brings me back to my 1d days for some reason like watching the funny moments and reading fics on tumblr haha#i just hate that kpop is linked to bad memories and bad people to me but the difference now is that i'm liking it on my own iniative#not because i feel like i have to change myself in order to be liked to be seen and heard from what was supposed to be my friends#but what i love is that it reminds me that now i'm so comfortable with who i am and i'm not changing myself for anyone#to tell it shortly: friends froze me out because i didn't listen to kpop so even tho it was not my thing i forced myself to get into it so#i could be a part of their conversations and they would like me again i did find songs i liked and such but it wasn't my thing at the time#so it's a bit surprising to me that i am getting into it now but because i want to and it just reminds me of the situation and them but as#said it's also a reminder that now i'm very comfortable about who i am
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