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elesdecroisa · 11 months ago

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I am now scared that I will be cancelled.

Hopefully that won't happen.

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anxiousandcaffinated · 12 days ago

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honestly, this is me and my friend

Ghost, who stands almost plastered to Soap's back and eventually one-day Soap decides to, in his own tactful way, comment on it.

"I could wear a thong and ye'd still be further up ma arse, lt."

The words are out of Ghost's mouth before he can think about it.

"You seem the type to like something up your arse, Johnny."

Soap just shrugs, nodding without giving it a second thought.

"Aye, ye've got a point."

#john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap x ghost #ghoap #me and my friend jokingly flirt with each other #I'm not joking though #I like my friend I'm so fucked

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alittlemoth · 1 year ago

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If creationism is correct. God probably decided to give us something to do.

Yea evolution is a fact and fossils are very very real, but God is well... God!

Who's to say He didn't have a creative process?

Who's to say that He didn't just decide to ya know... Give us something to do. He made us, He knows we're curious beings. Of course He would give us stuff to discover!

The big bang could have been Him for all we know.

God knows us. Of course He would give us stuff to learn about and discover.

Like come on y'all. Have some faith in Him lol. Do y'all really think He would just put us on a rock w/o anything to do. Imagine getting a parrot and not giving it enrichment, puzzles and stuff.

He's God why wouldn't he give us something to be curious about.

Y'all have no idea how happy I was when I realized this lol.

#light hearted #religion #I'm not joking though #He obviously just gave us something to do lol #yes im religious despite being a biology nerd #I was smiling as i wrote this #I'm pretty much just thinking aloud so please don't take this too seriously lol #im not a scholar lol #rambling

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thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup · 10 months ago

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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #kabru of utaya #mithrun #dunmeshi spoilers #<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning #labru #<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life #i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny #also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #arno #I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!

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i-swear-im-a-real-person · 7 months ago

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Don't be a fucking coward, the insect is awake and so am I ;)

"not jeff goldblum from the fly i know you already did him i mean specifically the post transformation brundlefly. also smash"

#this is so stupid #oh my godd #i'm not joking though

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shrub-rose · 4 months ago

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#/j #am I really joking though. who knows.#I actually just sat and flailed on my bed and screamed for half an hour I'm unwell #I Hate My Chemical Romance #I have to dissappear forever now that is the only solution #my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #mikey way #frank iero #ray toro #the black parade #when we were young fest #when we were young 2024

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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN #anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days #mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes #when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years #(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series #in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this

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lurking-loaf · 3 months ago

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It's essential to teach them color theory when they're young so they understand how to mix colors. How else will you get art that's good enough for the fridge?

Day 6 of DCA Promptober - hues plus bonus animation of Sun imitating the Mac's wait cursor aka the Spinning Beach Ball of Doom

#loaf art #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #sundrop #dcatober24 #sometimes sacrifices have to be made in the name of ART - this is what I'm telling myself in regards to Sun painting the rays #Finally got this done! And it's only... 51 days late. It's fine it's fine #Thanks to everybody in the dfpu chat who helped me come up with stuff to doodle for the border. It was a big help and a lot of fun!#we really did recreate what is going on in the drawing!#also thanks to snails muffin and terror for the animation pointers & terminology #Smear frames were def the way to go! Not whatever I was trying to do before asking for help #I guess this counts as my first *real* animation so hooray!#I *might* use some of the remaining prompts for future drawings but at this point I have other things I want to work on #even though I was only able to finish a few of these I felt like I still learned a lot #it definitely got me into the habit of drawing every day #and I'm still doing that so this event was a big win in my book!#and no joke I really did color pick from the load cursor just so I could do the silly spinning thing

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idolomantises · 3 months ago

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I was just complaining about Dandadan fans being weirdly against shipping but after seeing the BNHA fandom's behavior uh. i get it now.

#bnha spoilers /#i though it was kind of a joke that bakudeku shippers were delusional but i did not know they were that serious goddamn #accusing horikoshi of 'ruining ochako's development' and 'only making it canon to appease the dudebros'#do... do bkdk's realize they also engaged in bullying and online harassment?#and horikoshi has been hinting at deku and ochako's relationship since the start #i'm not really going to be like 'oh why would deku fall for his bully' since horikoshi weirdly makes deku a little too forgiving imo #its just more like. nothing those two have done together indicates romance. it indicates a genuine platonic bond but not romance #also. do people know they can just. ship noncanon ships? you mean to tell me yall were shipping bakudeku EXPECTING IT to be canon????

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boxofoxberry · 4 months ago

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bunch of robot yappers over here

#wild life spoilers #wild life smp #life series #life smp #trafficsmp #trafficblr #pearlescentmoon #impulsesv #tangotek #pearlescentmoon fanart #impulsesv fanart #tangotek fanart #this gimmick was SO FUN OMG #maybe the real fake fans were the lifers themselves /JOKE #i'm. not okay. about That Death though. you know the one #more doodles later #doodled fruit

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fearandhatred · 1 year ago

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if aziraphale doesn't grab crowley by his gay little scarf in season 3 then what's the point. why does he even wear it. take that shit off if it's not important to the plot

#fearandhatred #neil adding the scarf to crowley's design in s1: this is a surprise tool that will help us later #i might actually be mad if this doesn't happen in one way or another #but also i'm joking crowley don't take it off it's hot #i know other things you can take off though huh who said that #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale

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victorzhuzhakin · 4 months ago

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I don’t know if this was intentional or not but your Megatron is drawn in pretty much exclusively the ace colors and that makes me very happy!!

It's a reflex because I'm ace

This question became the reason to finally draw a joke that we discussed with friends some time ago. Megatron's internalized homophobia is getting over him (be patient, he's too old)

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oldmanpusspuss · 10 months ago

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by "real" use whatever criteria you think appropriate. "i think they had feelings for each other but never acted on it" "they had a casual thing/situationship" "they were together but broke up" "they were secretly married in canada and have 6 kids together and their wives are beards". or maybe "they gave each other handjobs but platonically or something" or "one-sided unreciprocated feelings" wouldn't count as "real" by your judgement.

feel free to say your ship/opinions if you reblog. or dont idc im not your mom.

#like for example my main rpf ship is obvs mclennon and i would consider myself a tinhat insofar as that i think there was mutual feelings #involved though i'm conflicted on whether they acted on it or not #but most rpf-y stuff im into in any way is just for jokes #like i wouldnt say i actually think jam reiderson fucked yknow

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royalarchivist · 9 months ago

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