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I’m coming off anon to show everyone who hasn’t seen them hes a cool slutty daddy lmao

Also thank you Omar Apollo for getting a pic of Pedro like he’s moto moto

imagine hun fucking you on the beach and like not giving a guck who sees 🤤����💦😩

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I desperately need to see this happen on video

I wanna putrgaves ina box and ahske hin for enrichment

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Salivating, clawing at the bars of my enclosure, I need to be put down

like raw, no questions asked

cowboy!neighbor!price

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Price: *minding his business in his office*

Gaz, throwing the door open: PLEASE

Price: Please what?

Gaz: GET HIM A BELL

Price: A bell... on Ghost?

Gaz, tearfully: YES

Price: If I put a bell on him, he's just going to learn how to sneak with it. Is that what you want? A sneakier Ghost?

Gaz: THERE'S NO WINNING

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johnny cash was so cunty, thigh high boots? he was the original cunt server, the man of all time. the guy who appeared on episode 21 season 5 of the muppets and sang a duet with Mrs Piggy. he was just the guy, mfer was so fucking cool. and his hair was always so fluffy looking. he got it. he truly did.

AND HE COVERED A FUCKING NINE INCH NAILS SONG. god what a man.

I love Trent Reznor, Mr Inch Nails. HE DID PART OF THE WATCHMEN TV SHOW SOUNTRACK TAHTS SO COOL. I think we should give him some kinda sticker, for being like sick as fuck