#I'm not dead hiii

[b1xb1te]

Realized I never posted my design for Mona Lisa, so here she isssss

[raoulite]

forest fair mall food court, OH

[astrxealis]

i miss being on here lowkey holy shit my queue is only 50 now i may need to #return soon Anyway Hi guys imy ily all meowmeowmeow :3 ٩( 'ω' )و

[blindmagdalena]

hope everyone has had a very happy holiday!!!

[frosted-woods]

dig up my huge box of alcohol markers that i haven't used in 3 years or so. turns out i don't hate them as much as i thought i did but still i had to deal with half of them being on the verge of death so colors are a bit inprovised. also look it's viktor say hi.

btw this the 25 pixel reference i was using here i think i downloaded it from a post some time ago for all that it is i think i won against it.

[riisume]

The thought of Maeve and Zander going toe-to-toe in a competitive fighting game match and she just reaches over and starts repeatedly prodding him in the ribs or sides to get him to yelp, squirm, fumble, and mess up so she can get the upper hand just........ I love them................

[myososheep]

just finished playing isat the brainrot is going hard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[damsxlette]

ranting in the tags ⬇️

[wagenstung]

❝ Sorry I'm late, ❞ she huffs, dropping her bag on the nearest surface. ❝ traffic was a bitch. ❞

[kukkakisu]

More LC rambles I swear the Bracken knows I like it. It killed all 3 of my teammates right in front of me. Let me wander around in the maze for a good 5-10 minutes, refusing to kill me even if I stared at it and just. Let me leave the facility alive. Also in another instance, we refused to die to a Coil-head but got stuck. Bracken came behind us and killed my teammate. Never came back to kill me, only peeked from the opposite direction like "Hello! :)" Eventually a Jester showed up to give me some good tunes and an acceptable end aksfhsa Honorable mention to that one time we entered a facility and I said "I wish a bracken shows up and cracks my neck", left to put scrap outside, and came back to my friends screaming that there was in fact, a bracken inside. (I did not see it)

[quillcalamity]

heeeyyyyy :3 sooo I'm still alive LOL! got too consumed by classwor and just never checked back in here but damn has it been a while!

Before I say anything else I just wanted to say free Palestine, support victims, do what you can to make the world a better place!!

I'll try to be a lil more active (no promises) but I can probably get back into the groove of things after exams LOL

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

How would Cronus react if fem reader has powers like rose quartz? (Steven universe)

Didn't watch the show and I rather write things I'm familiar with

[amyothername]

"I come back from the dead to spread a profound truth among the masses. Listen to my words of wisdom!"

Takes a deep breath.

"... Sonic is a total dweeb."

[kxsagi]

hiii! how r you? i like your writings so much<3 can you do this one where the reader is the pilot/captain of the plane the bllk boys are flying on?

“𝟏𝟎-𝟒, 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭”

a/n: i'm good and i hope you are too! thank you so much!!!

ngl this request idea reminded me of that one caleb tik tok edit audio where he’s like “10-4, captain caleb out” with take my breath away playing (hence the titel)

ft. itoshi rin, isagi yoichi, mikage reo, nagi seishiro, hyoma chigiri, kaiser michael, bachira meguru, itoshi sae, shidou ryusei

itoshi rin

he’s dead silent the entire boarding process. headphones in. hoodie up. classic. 

until he hears the pilot’s voice over the intercom and thinks: that sounds familiar… 

then you say your name and he just… freezes mid-scroll. no music. no breathing. no way. 

stares at the ceiling like it personally betrayed him. 

you’re flying this plane? oh gosh. he’s proud of you, of course, you’re amazing, he just didn’t mentally prepare for this. 

texts you: “we're not gonna die right” “i trust you but also i’m scared” “i love you btw” 

won’t admit he was nervous until like a week later. 

makes you a bento the day after to “thank you for keeping his ass alive.” 

isagi yoichi

literally gasps when he hears your voice on the speaker. 

beaming like a proud dad. keeps telling the flight attendants “that’s my girlfriend!!” like a loser. 

opens flight radar just to stare at the little plane icon and pretend he understands what’s going on. 

tries to peek into the cockpit before takeoff. gets caught. blushes. 

will not shut up about how ✨cool✨ and ✨smart✨ you are. 

“babe, you flew the plane! like? the actual PLANE???” 

asks you a million questions afterward like you’re a celebrity. 

makes it his phone wallpaper: you in your pilot uniform, looking all hot and composed. 

mikage reo

his reaction is immediate and dramatic: “no. way.” 

claps like he’s in the front row of a runway show. 

“i knew you were talented but babe this is HOT.” 

keeps bragging to everyone nearby. “i invested in this airline. emotionally, too.” 

calls his family during boarding just to say, “guess who’s flying my plane? MY GIRLFRIEND.” 

asks if he can get cockpit selfies with you after the flight. 

will try to buy the whole airline just to rename it after you. 

nagi seishiro

half asleep when you announce your name over the intercom. 

slowly opens one eye. stares at the speaker. groans. “so loud...” 

texts you: “you’re the pilot? that’s kinda sick” “wake me up if we crash” 

immediately falls back asleep. 

wakes up halfway through the flight, checks the sky outside the window and shrugs. “guess she’s good at this too.” 

kisses your cheek after landing and says, “good game.” 

gets weirdly obsessed with flight simulators after this. 

hyoma chigiri

jaw hits the floor. you’re the pilot? 

he’s in awe the whole time, even while trying to stay calm and collected. 

heart flutters when you say “this is your captain speaking.” 

he clutches his seat during turbulence but tells himself, “no, she’s got this. she’s amazing. she’s got this.” 

definitely brings you flowers the next time he sees you. 

insists on taking cute post-landing photos with you and says, “i want to show our future kids how badass their mom is.” 

kaiser michael

smirking immediately. 

“ah, so i am in good hands.” 

texts you: “i think i’m in love with my captain” “take me to the mile high club”

acts chill but is actually so turned on by how powerful and composed you sound. 

gets way too into the captain/flight attendant roleplay ideas afterward. 

flirts with the flight attendant just to make you jealous, until you purposely hit turbulence for one second and he shuts up. 

bachira meguru

screams. “THAT’S MY BABY!” 

literally runs down the aisle (the flight attendant has to stop him). 

flirty text: “can i press buttons in the cockpit? pretty please?” 

asks if he can wear your hat. 

draws you in a superhero cape later with the caption “CAPTAIN CUTIE” in all caps. 

you catch him narrating the flight to his seatmate like it’s a magical journey: “and now my beautiful girlfriend is taking us over the clouds…” 

itoshi sae

he does not react externally. at all. like he hears your voice and just blinks slowly. 

the most emotion he shows is a very subtle smirk and maybe a nose exhale. 

he already knew you were a pilot but didn’t expect to be on your flight. 

checks the flight info and texts you: “you better not crash. i have a commercial to film tomorrow.” then a second text: “jk” “don’t get distracted thinking about me.” 

wears a sleeping mask the whole time. 

but after landing, he purposely waits at the gate for you just to say in that dry, quiet voice: “smooth landing. you looked hot up there.” 

gives you a lil side hug like he’s not absolutely obsessed with you. 

shidou ryusei

deadass gets turned on the moment you say “this is your captain speaking.” 

full-on puts his hands over his mouth like he just saw a hot celebrity walk by. 

“no fucking way. MY GIRLFRIEND? THE PILOT? OH, I’M GONNA DIE SEXY.” 

immediately presses the call button and tries to bribe a flight attendant to let him in the cockpit. 

texts you: “hey baby wanna join me in the air tonight 🤭” “you can land on me later” 

gets way too excited during turbulence. “IS SHE TESTING ME?” 

when the plane lands smoothly he claps obnoxiously and yells “THAT’S MY GIRL!!” from row 12A. 

calls you “captain mommy” for the next week and you have to threaten to ground him. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[baepsays]

i'm sorry but i'm still not over "ADORATION & AFFECTION" like AHHH 😭✨ i’m SCREAMING at him pinning us down like “nah u stay here forever”—SIR?? i’d fold so fast 🔥 it's like toxic but make it sexy 💦

hiii baby<3 omggg i am so happy you liked it!!! he is soooo crazy lol but he is really good at hiding it. here is something i wrote related to him lol just never thought about releasing it.

cw: descriptions of gore, mentions of blood, violence, fem reader, torture, he is very crazy.

Cult leader husband Geto Suguru, who does not hesitate to kill people in cold blood. And does not shy away from cutting a few limbs, or slitting a few throats, or unleashing unfathomable amounts of curses in a public space. Crossing him is like starting your own death clock, that ticks really slowly and painfully. 

But nothing comes first to his wife, he would not hesitate to pick up a call or maybe just flee the scene altogether, if you are involved. 

So when he is sitting in his torture room, all bored and slumped in his seat, head in his hand, leaning on the armrest of the chair—your voice calling him from the other side of the door, piqued more of his interest than the guy being tortured in front of him. 

“Sugu, are you there?” your hesitant voice drew him off his chair.

“One second darling.” He made his way over to the door, avoiding the whimpering man on the ground and the pool of blood on the floor. Thank god it was not a wooden floor, imagine cleaning that, not that he has to clean anything himself. 

As soon as he opened the door, he got a sash off his robe, and immediately blindfolded you; to lead you to the seat he was sitting on. 

“Careful there sweetie.” weaving you around the blood, mutilated limbs, and dead bodies, he carefully got you and himself to the chair. He reoccupied his seat, and pulled you down on his lap to take a seat on your rightful throne. With your back to his chest, his head on your shoulder, a smile on his face that displayed more contentment than being in heaven, with his eyes set on your face and nose nuzzling in your neck; he moved one finger for his henchmen to cut off that one half alive man’s tongue out of his mouth. So you don’t have to hear his pathetic whimpers of agony. What if it gives you nightmares like that one time you walked in on him making a man beg for his life, while Suguru’s curses chewed on his legs. 

“What do you need darling?” He kissed up the side of your neck and his teeth bit down on your earlobe.

“The girls wanted to go out for dinner, so i wanted to ask you if you can make it?” you focused on his kisses and the strands of his loose hair tickling the side of your face, instead of thinking about what happens in this room.

“How can I ever deny all three of my favorite girls anything? Hmm? ” and with one motion of his eyes, the bodies were gone, along with all the blood and severed limbs. After some room freshener, of course, he took off your blindfold to a now completely clean room. And it was not the first time, but it always surprises you how he can manage something like this. But after over a decade with your husband, you have stopped questioning him, and given up all of your soul and trust in his hands. 

“Go get ready darling.”

a/n: dividers by @/omi-resources.

find 'adoration & affection' here.

[lyssakinzzz]

Temptation

(Hiii oml I realized the font I used didn't register on the web! I'm sorry for all web readers! If you have any good font pls rec)

Plot: you're husband hates you, and has not touched you in years! But remmick reminds you of the touch of a man.

Establish some what of a relationship, married reader, remmick x black married reader, smut, dumbification, porn with plot, kinda dominate submissive roles, spousal abuse, breaking and entering of sorts(welcome mat), cheating, oral(f! receiving, remmick playing with your mind a bit. Squirting, breeding if you squint.

You were a clean woman, a home maker too. Your house looked gorgeous, your garden, the aesthetic, your porch. You had the cutest house in the delta. From your opinion nice houses started from the outside, so you invested into a beautiful welcome mat. Annie, your friend said you can let in haints and vampires with it. You never really believed her, until now.

It felt like a man was in your house every single night when your husband was gone, he would loom over you, as you dreamt, you could've sworn he was giving you dreams of him. Because, why else you were think of a white man making love to you. This was one of the nights when the dreams got intense, you were met with the same man in your bed, licking your cunt and making you go feral. He had lustful eyes, a sweaty head, and a gorgeous physique. He sounded foreign, but from here. It was so strange.

You woke up in a sweat and your panties soaked, shit. You thought as you went to the kitchen to quench your thirst, you sat outside a bit and fiddled with your lips a bit, this was so strange. Not until sudden did you feel this presence, you prayed and prayed for it to go away, but nothing.

You sigh, and go back inside and walk to your bedroom just to be met with the same man from your dreams, you felt so alarmed. How'd he get in? You were at the front door the whole time. You rubbed your eyes like a cartoon character hoping he'd disappear, he just smirked instead.

"You dreamin' of me, girl." He smirked with a bit of a playful undertone to it. "Well, I'm flattered, truly ma'am, but don't you got a man on your arm. Now, I ain't think it's right for a married women to have such dirty dreams of another man..." He spoke in the same accent as he inched closer and grabbed your wrist, you whimper in some kind of fear but that just seemed to turn him on. "You Klan, sir?" You spoke up, you sounded a bit respectful and civilized but terrified, his eyebrows furrowed and he mortified by the pure idea. "Ma'am?" He asked dumbfounded you would even think that, a bit offended too as his eyes widened.

"Then why you up in my house, touching on a married women like me! My husband's gonna shoot you dead on this porch if you don't leave, immediately!" You spoke as you gained control over the situation, and pushed him away. "You mean the cheating one who beats on you?" He whispered, looking into your eyes, something about them just wasn't right. He didn't look alive. You felt hot with anger. "Don't you accuse my husband of that horrible stuff! He is a good man!" You yell, you said the last part almost like you were trying to convince yourself "He is a good man".

"Now, I'm sorry, angel. How bout I beg you for forgiveness right here on this floor,hm. As long as you show me what that voice sounds like when it's beggin' back?" He spoke in a low deep tone, he smirked as he saw your reaction to his words. "Yeah don't that sound good, it's a shame that man don't touch such a pretty little angel like you, hm? I'll fuck you real nice n sweet, darlin'." He muttered as he set you down on the mattress. He slowly kissed your neck, he inhaled the perfume on it, and practically moaned.

He kissed down, his hands slowly slipping under your floral nightgown, he gripped your perky boobs and played with them, he let out a sound of satisfaction when he felt how soft they were. He slowly peeled your nightgown off and kissed down your body, slowly and gentle just the way you liked it. You moaned, as your hands slipped down him as he kept getting lower. You could tell he was trying to keep it together as he reach your pussy. He let out a moan the second he peeled off your cotton panties.

"Fuck can't believe she's already this wet for me, hm?" He groaned as he kissed and licked it, teasing you a bit. He knew you wanted him to just starting eating it. "Mm, this is the sweetest pussy I've ever tasted" he groaned, going insane he was holding back as well. You looked down at him with pleading eyes and that was the straw that broke the camels back, he immediately started to eat you out. You moaned. "Gah!" you moaned as he kept going, he was so much better than you husband ever was, even when you two still had sex he would be like a blind man still not knowing where your clit was. However, this man had experience, he knew your body better than your husband of years. You moaned "Fuck!" your chest was moving up and down frantically, and you were basically about to rip the hair out of his head. This was an awesome way to end the five years of involuntary celibacy.

You groaned as you squirmed and tried to move away from him. He was strong so he kept you there and lapped you up like a dog who hadn't had water since 1910. You went cross eyed and fell back down as he stuck his tongue so far up, farther than your husband could ever yearn to reach. You felt blood rush to your head and your realase coming way faster than expected. You shook as he kept going and then it felt like a dam break as you squirted all over his face. He lapped it up and smirked as he flipped you over. You whine as he smacks your ass in a way to tell you to put it up, you mindlessly obey him.

"You know I never realize we never exchanged names, I'm remmick. You are?" You didn't even answer just had half lidded eyes, he chuckled and took off his belt and you felt his dick fall on your ass, he spat on his hand and lubed it up as you where whimpering and clenching over nothing. This fuckass white man really fucked you stupid. He sunk into you and you immediately moaned, you gripped hard onto the sheets as he fucked you hard.

"Damn this pussy's tight" he grunted as he thrusted into you. You whined, as he sunk your screaming self into a pillow. "Sh..sh..You don't want anyone to know how much of a fucking slut you are when your husband isn't here." He whispered as he kept thrusting, you whined loudly in the pillow and nodded. Ironically Remmick was way louder than you, he kept whimpering and you just know he woke up 5 houses. You started to loose around him as your body got used to the feeling of him being inside, in order to tighten you back up he threatened you a bit.

"Bet your husband would loveee to walk in and see his pretty pure wife fucking a cock other than his huh? In fact why don't I stay until he comes home so I can greet him, hm?" He grunted, as you tightened around him.

"That's it, girl..." He moaned as you tightened while he fucked your overstimulated cunt. He felt his balls tighten as he felt realase coming. He went faster as you screamed for him to not come inside, and tried to push him away. He chuckled not caring as he came inside you and he watched as your eyes fluttered as you got filled up and you sunk back down.

"Relax, I'm shootin' blanks." He said as he pulled out of you. Even though it wouldn't be too bad if he fucked his babies into you....

OKAY I JUST MADE MY FIRST FIC AYEEEEE AND TYSM FOR ALL THE LOVE IM GETTING ON MY HCS LIKE WHAT??? MY PHONES BUZZING EVER TWO SECONDS LIKE IM TIKTOK FAMOUS IN A MOVIE LMAO ANYWAYS YALL BETTER EAT THIS UP BYEEEEEEE