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this post was a game changer for me. thank you ryan reynolds

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Messmer the Impaler

dlc frenzy got to me too

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Messmer my pookie my cutie pie

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D Hunter of the dead, Elden Ring

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Stabby-stabby Snekk man and his twizzler babies.

Messmer's serpents remind me of twizzlers.... I wanna chew on them.

This be digital:

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Messmer The Impaler. I want to know everything about him 🫠

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I'm not really involved in the MCYT community or the DSMP but since I used to be I am here to say: fuck you Wilbur Soot

Support Shelby, uplift victims, and please unfollow/don't support Wilbur

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nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

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Okie rule

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In a modern setting Astarion would have precisely two ways of dressing himself with no in-between, neither are good, a scientific diagram:

It's a 50-50 gamble which form you'll spot in the frozen food aisle at 3 am

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average Astarion interaction

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blushy astarion because why not

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A patron of terrible things. Face of the void, head of the sun. Finally finished this guy!

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more studies with astarion!!

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This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that