#I'm not a smart man
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Huxloween 2024 - Day 6 -Fairy Tale- -Little Red Riding Hood- Another one inspired by @huxloween 's wonderful promptlist <3 I know, a little silly, but the idea of Hux just intentionally getting in shady bars, so his guard dog has to come to the rescue amuses me
#huxloween#star wars#kylux#huxlo#artists of tumblr#general hux#kylo ren#armitage hux#fairy tale#red riding hood#huxloween 2024#fanart#comic#tony loon#i hate crosshatching#regrets#this took way to long#will i do it again? probably#I'm not a smart man
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you should never ask me advice in arknights bc my only strategy is "have you tried killing it harder?"
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Lightning struck nearby. I lost electricity (as evidenced by my TV and fan turning off). I report my lack of electricity and wait. I then realize I wanna reheat my coffee, but can't do it in the microwave because the electricity is off. I have a gas-top stove. I decide to use that to heat up my coffee. Then this happens:
In short - I might be stupid
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Me: I'm a big boy with lots of tattoos, the pain ain't shit I can handle it
Me, when I hear the buzz and the artist say "you ready?"
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I hate choking on water it makes me feel so stupid like what do you mean you failed at drinking? the basic task? like even babies are doing better than me rn :(
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There's this way of doing female-ness in Christianity that I call "pastel flower journal Christianity." I've got nothing against pastel flower journals per se, but for some reason people believe it's the end all and be all of female spirituality, and I think it's a real disservice towards young Christian women.
One of these days I'd like to start a prayer-and-reading group or something for young women, but there would be no floral themes or over-focus on how "God thinks you're beautiful even if the world doesn't" (a true statement, but it's wayyyyy too often the focus in women's spiritual reading). Instead we would be reading:
Seneca's Letters from a Stoic
Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning
Sheed's A Map of Life
Portions of Pieper's book on leisure
Kreeft's Three Philosophies of Life
Guardini's The Lord (or something similar)
Therese's Story of a Soul
and some select portions of the Nicomachean Ethics.
(Also they're all getting the porn talk. I don't know why we give the porn talk to young men but not young women. There's this idea that women don't use porn and they only need the talk about "guarding their heart." Bullshit. There's porn on the YA shelves of Barnes and Nobles and before that there were bodice rippers. Young women need the porn talk too.)
Every young woman needs to be getting a basic grounding in virtue ethics, logic, natural law, scholastic philosophy and Biblical hermeneutics if they're going to get by in today's spiritual landscape. Enough faffery and emotionalism in young women's spiritual education! Give them real food to chew on, not pasty sentimentalism!
#Christian femininity#Christian women#Christian#Christianity#Catholicism#Catholic women#Catholic femininity#Catholic feminism#Catholic#I'm sure there should be something by Stein on this list but I haven't read her stuff yet#Anyway if I could shove one book into the hands of every young woman on this site#it would be either Letters from a Stoic or Man's Search for Meaning.#I think a lot of women on this site could benefit from those two books alone.#Much of the way we treat women's sense of spirituality and ethics is trusting them to just blindly feel their way to the right answer#While we give young men clear-cut instructions and reasoning.#It's bullshit. And it's actively harmful. I would never say feelings are useless#but without a well-formed intellect and conscience they're just not going to carry you as far as you need to go on their own.#I had the value of a good moral and philosophical education because of where I went to school—same as the boys in my class.#And it's spared me so much grief. People put the tools in my hands to make smart decisions and empowered me to seek the good.#All young women deserve the same.
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Recently Youtube's algorithm really wants me to watch Schindler's List and I never had so the other night I sat down and actually watched it.
Having a lot of thoughts about it but a major one I keep coming back to is how even an immensely and deeply flawed human being can go against "just following orders" and instead put in the work to actually help.
It may never be fully enough. It may never save as many as you'd hoped. But when you have a choice to either follow orders or save your fellow humans in front of you, I hope you choose the latter.
Schindler died in poverty. He was not a renown war hero nor was he at all famous or widely beloved. But he saw that he could help, even in some small way, and so he helped.
He was a Nazi who saw what the Nazis were doing to Jews and said no more. Enough. If I can even spare those under my charge, maybe a few extras, then at least I will have tried to do something about this.
I think a lot of people do not fancy this type of activism. It is messy, dangerous, and often completely thankless. Schindler survived as long as he did after the war due to those he saved helping him with donations. He was not popular in his hometown due to his association with Nazis, he was not popular in Germany, he was not popular in Argentina. His businesses all failed. His wife left him. A movie about his deeds was released several years after his death, where he would receive none of the benefits. He went to prison multiple times for simply refusing to hate Jews.
I think a lot of people like to think they're activists, but are sorely unprepared for doing this type of work, and then in truth become activists in name only. This is hard work. But without him, another thousand or so people would be on that death toll.
He took his position of extreme power- a Nazi owning a factory almost entirely operated by Jews, making oodles of money off that cheap slave labor- and said you know what? No. I'm not doing that. I can't save everyone, but as long as they are within my factory, you will not kill my workers. As long as I'm here you aren't harming one hair on the head of any Jew under my care. You're not sending or keeping them in Auschwitz. You're not randomly executing them for entertainment. They're people. You're not murdering them.
"Just following orders" they say. But they didn't have to. They could have helped. They could have did what he did, look around and say "what the fuck am I doing here", and stop. He did. They could have. They didn't.
#I think it's also intereating that he did not do it out of compassion at first#he did it because it was smart capitalism#jewish labor was super cheap and they were desperate to be considered fit to work because otherwise execution was waiting for them#only after the cleansing of the ghetto did he say whoa okay holy shit yeah no I'm not doing this anymore#that's also true of the real man the movie is about#I also think it's interesting that not everyone he saved thinks he was a good person#but even still despite his flaws they respect and admire what he did for them#his motives were not always pure#but the fact of the matter is that when he saw what was happening he chose to act against it#he did not shrug and saw welp orders are orders#nor did he succumb to hopelessness when it became difficult to keep up what he was doing
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#I just randomly re watched this today#choi san#san#ateez#ateez gif#san gif#maxsixgif#seonghwa#park seonghwa#i see you psh......and i understand#sanhwa supremacy#listen tho: i appreciate san in any form he comes in#i loved him before and i love him now#i'm glad he's happy with his body#this man identifies goals and manifests#the definition of smart hard work
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I love Devil May Cry because you start out with Dante and you're like "wow this guy's an idiot. surely his brother isn't nearly as dumb as him" and then it turns out that Vergil is infinitely more stupid
#devil may cry#vergil sparda#dante sparda#dmc#nero sparda#nero is the smart one in case anyone's wondering#the singular sparda braincell skips a generation#i do actually think dante is a lot smarter than he lets on btw but my first priority is always committing to the bit#not vergil though. that man's dumber than a box of rocks. i say this affectionately of course#listen he's my pathetic little meow meow i'm legally allowed to poke fun at him
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Watching seasons 2 & 3 of Angel and man. Gunn was NEVER just the muscle. He is SO SMART he is CONSTANTLY figuring things out. He's the one who finds the flaws in Darla's story and points them out to Kate. He's the one who figures out where Drusilla took Darla's body. We see him constantly come up with cover stories so good he's the one charged with calling hospitals looking for people in Cordy's visions. He's perceptive and intuitive and he's SOOOO clever. Yes next to Angel he's probably the best fighter of the group but my man you were NEVER just the muscle.
#sophie.txt#angel the series#ats#charles gunn#been AGES since i've watched angel and man. i'm appreciating gunn SO MUCH#i love him dearly#he's sweet he's kind he's smart#charles gunn the man that you are
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Nooooo Bestie, don't go to mad at me island
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#nie huaisang#Bestie (nhs) attempts to dodge responsibility for his meddling. Fails miserably. Gets soggy and wet as a defense.#I think there should be an ace attorney au for mdzs just so nhs can be an girlfail definitelydidit witness#NHS with the wettest eyelashes: “my whole lineage is based on killing and vengeance and swinging massive swords around”#He was so smart for breaking the cycle tbh. What if you just didn't engage with the tradition that eventually drives you mad?#Other notes from this scene (because I'm skipping over the man-eating castle explanation)#Shout out to NHS again for hearing that Jin Ling almost died in the walls and going 'maybe he got what he deserved'. Unhinged.
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when did anons get nuked 😟
they wouldnt stop spoiling deadpool 3 and now i've seen it but kept anon off to prolong the punishment so they feel it
#sci speaks#i'm kind of glad i have anon off at the moment. i know i'd be getting so many bad deadpool takes in there right now.#im seeing so many bad deadpool takes on the internet at large right now#i hate when i bad piece of deadpool or spider-man media is released because i go through the inevitable motions of#“they dont know them like i do” and i hate being like that#i think its a curse having hyperfixations that are so high profile but only because of like. bad movie adaptations.#they're otherwise obscure. and with wade wilson who has. so few actually good adaptations actually. its nearly impossible to find#a good faith deadpool fan who doesnt just like him because hahaehehe he says fuck in the movie#did you hear that he said fuck! thats so smart and subversive because usualy... superhero dont say fuck.
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weakest altmer female and strongest dunmer male
#skyrim#oc#ona#nelavis#my art#the way i haven't drawn nelavis do anything but be sexxy after reviving him says a lot but w/e#i swear i have some smart things to say about him here; just not now.. i'm perfecting his face#nelavis is the only one allowed to fit in the 'hot woman is a serial killer' corny af trope because he's a cis straight man 🥺#bordering on being a lez#spoilerssssss much?
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only the most muscular of men call cats widdle baby
#gagamaru probably speaks cat#if u disagree about shidou you are wrong#the man probably loves animals#shidou does the baby voice at all of them#cat: *meows*; Noel Noa: “Good afternoon to you. is the weather to your liking?”#zantestu to Kaiser: You ingore cats because you are an asshole. I ignore cats because i'm trying to look smart. we are not the same#blue lock#mine#isagi yoichi#rin itoshi#chigiri hyoma#karasu tabito#gagamaru gin#noel noa#bachira meguru#niko ikki#kurona ranze#otoya eita#fuck this.#pretend I tagged every character
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Angel should have fallen in love with Giles.
Think about it. Angel was WAY too old for Buffy, and the fact that he preyed on an underage girl damaged his character in an unnecessary way. Giles is age appropriate. Sure, he's not 200+, but he's in his forties, which is reasonably mature in human years. Giles had already grown up and had had other sexual and romantic relationships. I don't think that there would be an emotional power difference age wise. Angel should have been a mentor to Buffy, which would have given him something to connect with Giles over. They're both also highly intelligent bookworms(I'll fight anyone who calls Angel dumb; he has a photographic memory and knows several languages, the fact that he has blind spots and isn't always smart about every single thing doesn't take away from that), and I bet Giles would love to hear about all the historical events that Angel was there for, and all the things he knows about other cultures. Angel would be very intrigued to learn all the things Giles knows about Slayers and demons from the Watcher's archives, and whatever other knowledge Giles might have accrued in his life. I can also see them liking the same music.
Giles could have given Angel his moment of perfect happiness, and Buffy would still have had a hard time killing Angelus because of how much Angel meant to Giles, and because Angel had been a mentor to her that she admired and cared for like Giles. It could have been Giles who killed Angel at the end of s2. Buffy could have fought him until right before Angelus got his soul back, but she gets knocked out, and Giles intervenes right before Angelus kills her, but then he's reensouled. And it's Giles who has to make the heartbreaking choice of killing him.
Then when Angel comes back in s3, Buffy still keeps it from Giles because she's afraid of how much it would wreck him emotionally, and she's also afraid that Giles might accidentally give Angel his moment of perfect happiness again and she doesn't want that to happen. Angel still leaves at the end of s3 because he also doesn't want to risk somehow achieving a moment of perfect happiness without sex, just from a moment of deep love, and he can't bear the thought of all the pain Angelus would cause, especially to the man he loves.
It would have been an interesting romance is all I'm saying.
#man I just totally rewrote the series in my head and it was BETTER#buffy the vampire slayer#rupert giles#angel btvs#Angelus#buffy au#giles x angel#Angel x Giles#what's their ship name?#gangel#angiles#I don't like either of them#whatever#should I tag this anti bangel?#I'm gonna go ahead and tag it#anti bangel#just in case#Buffy meta#Giles meta#Angel meta#my meta#Angel is smart
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Wait I don't wanna be an asshole who only posts Silly Meme Crossover ships, so REAL FAST, I don't get crossover ships much but one I HAVE been considering and I'll share it to offset the silly haha meme I just posted. Deal? Cool
Checkered King X Kinger
Both Kings in an Unreal world, both Chess Themed, Both Purple-adjacent, and both are tragic bisexuals who lost their beloved wife (Checkered King to an unspecified illness, Kinger to Abstraction)
Do I think they should kiss? Eeeeeh. Do I think they should go to the same group therapy sessions and chat? Absolutely.
I dunno if you asked me a crossover ship I liked now I think I would say these two. It helps I consumed all of their medias in the same 24 span of time.
#Crossover Ship#Ship List#Balan Wonderworld#The Amazing Digital Circus#btw Checkered King's real name is Cal Suresh but sense we don't know Kinger's real name I decided not to mention it#They just. Have so many similarities. And I just really like Kinger.#And Cal I love Cal he's my favorite Balan character other than Balan himself!!!!!!#I'm a sucker for a sad man who loves him wife and is also smart#KINGER IS SMART#Anyway I dunno if they should kiss but they should most certainly like. Chat.#Go to the same group therapy maybe#Kinger who is Bisexual and has only ever dated Trans people (Queenie Tranwoman Cal Transman)#I think it's fun#I just. I wanted to be genuine in the crossover ship tag#Sense I'm also being Stupid in the crossover ship tag#Y'all are so cool and powerful and I could simply never#But I'll try here's my 1 (one) crossover ship maybe.
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