#I'm losing braincells

[majorpatheticcas]

Day 3: Fun puns!

Silly tagalog flirt puns ♡♡

Translation:

"hey kas."

"Mhm?"

"did you know, we're not animals, and we're not humans either."

"Then what are we?"

"we're objects." = "we're a match."

"Your too cheesy."

("Bagay" has two terms, in tagalog, it means an object or items. In bisaya, It's something like a match/pair or something. Meaning, his saying "We're a match" i guess) (And yes English is my third language)

I'M GOING CRAZY BECAUSE IF HE EVER SAID THAT TO ME I'D BE SCREAMING MENTALLY 😭😭

Even is hosted by: @htsan /@sansxyouweek

Idc that tmr is school, I'm still gonna draw another one for tmr. Gotta stay loyal to the event 🤸🏻‍♀️

[nom273]

Something that appeared in my head sorry if I doesn't make sense it just appeared while I was busy over thinking everything

Yandere!Lucifer that turns into a snake and sneak into Heaven just to see Adam as watching him during exterminations isn't enough and then Lucifer accidentally bumps into Adam and Adam loves animals obv since Eden and just brings him home or whatever the rest is up to u :3

[gremlin-boah]

Your little chibis are SO cute. I would love to cradle kieran lovingly in my hands. My baby ❤️

Howdy!

:D

[parisofpeoplez]

No one:

Hee joo: sleep on a bed? What even is that?! I will sleep right here on top of my drunk husband who's lying on the floor, like a normal human wife.

[persephone-sails]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Where has Taylor been canceled? She's been having better numbers than ever... I think you mean, 0.05% of the fandom decided to be upset cause she was a dating a guy they didn't like... That happens everytime a celebrity starts dating someone else..

honest to god, you people have rocks for brains. the context clues were right in front of you and you still ran right past the point

[endlessburningdarkness]

once again i do not think shen yuan could top shen jiu or call him a bitch and if somehow did, shen jiu would break his face. like this guy killed his owner, why the fuck would he put up with shen yuan's stupidity for more than a second? why would he let shen yuan insult him? like ever? he beat lbh for talking back, what makes you think he wouldn't beat shen yuan??

[rosurie]

the sister in question can hear him btw. she's choosing to instead stare at Cody's mouth piercings intently.

to Noé, Cody is public enemy #1 rn [right alongside Fragola congrats!!]

Cody: @sweetestflow3rs

[triglycercule]

bad sanses

[lovely-v]

they got AI assistant in the goddamn PDF reader!!! hey man. this is my paper. I wrote this. and it's only 10 pages long.

[mistfallengw2]

Anyone wants a Commander ice cream? An Aurelice cream, if you will (as @/the-skrool put it)

[rorydrawsandwrites]

Let's go gamers

[feretstudios]

Euhang from @fancyrat4's story Monkie See Monkie Do. Tried some different hair styles with her as well. Tried to get light auburn flowing hair, and hopefully got something close to what was imagined. ^^

I also wanted to try and draw her a bit scruffier as well but just didn't have time. ^^; I imagine in monkey standards she's gorgeous >////<

Made her face mask a little sharper as well but now am wondering if I should have gone even sharper o.o

Bonus Doodle:

Dumb boy loves his hot wife >/////<

[gingermintpepper]

I spent something like six and a half hours in the hospital today so day 6 of my challenge is being further postponed but, in the lieu of not doing any drawing, I did end up rereading Ovid's Metamorphoses in between waiting and I just wanted to offer some of my favourite underrated bits.

Cadmus and Harmonia's twin transformations into snakes is so gentle? Cadmus goes first, transformed mid plea for his wife to caress him one last time before his face is completely covered in scales, then he rests gently between her boobs and wraps around her neck and shoulders like a big snake gorget. Harmonia follows him shortly and the two snakes intertwine with each other before gently slithering off into the bushes and I love that actually mwah mwah mwah (I also appreciate the sweet irony of Cadmus who slew a snake for his glory becoming a snake, toothless and gentle in the last of his days)

Everything about Perseus was hilarious. Like, I'm sorry - I've never done a lot of reading into Perseus but I did always remember the banquet massacre and the Andromeda rescuing and like, bro I know it's not meant to be funny but Perseus is funny. I think it's his politeness honestly? He goes up to Atlas and is like "hello kind sir, may I please stay a night in your lands? I've travelled an awful long way and I am weary and hungry. If you only accept noble guests, rest assured, I am of noblest birth and have completed the noblest of deeds. 🥺" and Atlas takes one look at him, has a That's So Raven vision about the one time Themis gave him a prophecy about a son of Jove stealing his apples and then told Perseus to kick rocks. So Perseus, like the well adjusted and noble individual that he is, turns Atlas into a mountain with Medusa's head. This is how a great many of Perseus' stories unfold. It is actually hysterical.

I am going to give a special shoutout to Athis and Lycabas who were two young lovers in attendance at Perseus and Andromeda's blood wedding. Athis died first - a skilled archer who never got to shoot and was burnt and bludgeoned across the face with a wedding brazier. When Lycabas saw that his dear friend's beauty was ruined, he picked up the fight against Perseus himself in Athis' name and was slashed to strips by Perseus' sword. Lycabas managed to drag himself over to Athis in his last moments and died beside him, so I thought that was a particularly touching bit of beauty in the otherwise extremely tragic blood wedding.

No one can ever make me feel bad for Niobe. In a lot of the Greek accounts I've read and heard, because they tend to be much shorter or references in a wider narrative, it's hard to really grasp how insanely disrespectful she was to Leto (not that her boasting she should be the goddess of motherhood to the actual goddess of motherhood isn't worthy of death and destruction enough) but Ovid really did go the extra mile to dig it home how far down her throat this lady put her foot because even at her sons' seven way funeral she did not stop boasting about how she was still glorious. I did find it interesting that the seemingly innocuous detail of Apollo killing off the boys first and then Artemis killing the girls was kept cross-culturally, I assume it's because boys were more auspicious than girls in both cultures.

The detail of Athena bonking Arachne constantly with a wooden box and her being transformed into a spider because she begged to not be bonked to death. Also very interestingly, in Ovid's account, it's not a clear victory for Athena against Arachne - she gets flustered at the depictions of her relatives' affairs and rips the tapestry up - the judges didn't actually get a chance to opine. This is in contrast to the contest the Muses sang about where their representative Calliope unilaterally won against the daughters of Pierus.

The account of Apollo and Marsyas was much shorter than I remember it being. I recall it being touted as one of the more vicious and visceral tales in Metamorphoses' collection but it included neither the details of Marsyas' contest against Apollo, nor Apollo's feelings (or even any dialogue from him!) throughout his peeling of Marsyas' skin. Instead it is wholly focused on Marsyas - on describing the physical gore of his exposed veins and contracting muscles and the grief of the rustic crowd as they mourned his loss - which is curious indeed since the entire theme of the poems of Book 6 is divine punishment and it is otherwise filled with rather full accounts of these contests and insults.

Byblis and Caunus made me want to reread Euripedes' Hippolytus for the twelve thousandth time. Caunus made the right call of course but I also very much hoped he would have a huge big speech about incest being bad instead of just smacking the messenger.

And lastly, for now, Jove's speech as Hercules lay burning atop his death pyre where he addresses the host of his gods and goes "Man, wasn't Hercules a great guy? Look, there goes all his mortal attributes burning away in the fire, now he is all my son and surely we are all in agreement that any divine son of mine deserves a place on Olympus :)" was very endearing. I always feel quite bad for Deianira because she truly didn't mean any harm by her gift and I've always wished for an account of Heracles/Hercules' death from her perspective. There could scarcely be a thing more awful, especially given how long and drawn out and incredibly painful Hercules' death was.

Lowkey, I want to take a day and compare Ovid and Euripedes' Medeas. They're both very different women and they both handle their situations very differently. Partially for my own vindication - I adore Medea and Jason equally and since popular fiction cannot speak about Medea without flattening her or making Jason completely monstrous, this is just one of those things I'll have to do myself sometime.

[ynnie631]

the things I do for a damn ratio drabble.....

writing this is actually far more interesting than writing the drabble itself... erm!

[borgialucrezia]

me: *posts tommylizzie simply interacting*

tumblr user tommygrace in the replies/reblogs: "it's sad how people romanticize toxic and dark relationships"

well idk how to break it to you but enjoying and exploring said "toxic and dark" relationships is kinda my whole thing and mind you tommylizzie are nothing compared to the relationships of the show that my blog mainly focuses on lmao

[autistic-danieljackson]

This scene of the team playing basketball is ridiculously hot for no reason.