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mynameisbillandimaheadcase · 7 months

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#not my classmate casually admitting that he did black face last year bc he dressed up as 50c for a costume party #why are all the kids on private universities so fucking detached #my friend literally didn't know why i was going to a protest one day #and after i told him that it was about Τέμπη he asked me the what ?#like he heard it in the first time ever #i had to explain him that it was the one year anniversary of this country's most fatal train accident and we were going to protest again bc #the government didn't do a single thing to make traveling by train safer and aslo the people who are at fault didn't really get prosecuted #another person asked me what protest rally was #I'm literally not joking i wish i was #amd those are the more down to earth people i semi voluntarily spent my time with #there's a girl that missed a week and half bc she went to fucking Dubai for shopping

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beanghostprincess · 11 months

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this specific sanji rewired my brain completely at the time to the point that it's quite literally the only thing that can make me reach full happiness now

#i'm not even joking the first time i saw this clip i had to stop watching the show for a while #i literally started walking around my room to calm down bc i was hyperventilating #i wish i were joking but i'm being dead serious here #he's my whole life #one piece #black leg sanji

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outcast-demon-x · 6 days

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all trans women are powered by insanity in their own specific way

#i wish this were literally true #(i'm an insane trans woman it's a joke)

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punkeropercyjackson · 5 months

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If you think incest is an inherently lgbt dynamic,there's a good chance you're a white gay who hasn't actually experienced incestous abuse

#i'm thankfully not a victim but my heart goes out to everyone who is especially baby transmascs-i love you and i wish i could've saved you #whoever tells you the first of this unironically wants you to get hurt and if they do it as a joke they don't care if someone else does #please believe me-p.roship is literally propaganda and i got caught up in it too and got lucky to outgrow it before something could happen #incest cw #antiproship #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #stephanie brown #hiro hamada #tadashi hamada #miles morales #miles g morales #aaron davis #rwby ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #winter schnee #percy jackson #nico di angelo #poseidon pjo #hades pjo #ares pjo #stephcass is not batcest y'all cause bruce isn't stephanie's dad but most of the batkids including jason see her as a sister #trans #summerposting

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castoff-comic · 5 months

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Question: when will Castoff return to having Monday uploads as well?

When my brain is no longer on fire

After Momocon maybe

#AKA June maybe hopefully #Have you ever prepped for a kickstarter and your biggest convention of the year at the same time #I'm doing it right now and I'm ded inside <3 #I literally worked myself into a psychic coma yesterday I wish this was a joke

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kurah · 3 months

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This is for everyone who was horny in the tags on my last lethal company piece

Referenced from the very famous Alex Ross Joker/Harley piece

#as usual i decided to not use lines A SECOND TIME FOR A LETHAL COMPANY PIECE BECAUSE I AM INSANE #i wish i had done a speedpaint for this. the amount of layers...the amount of hours...why did i make it take so long #it was literally supposed to be a joke post and i got so caught up in it that it took over a month #i don't know why i'm surprised anymore. i keep doing this and then pretending like i'm not going to do it again #lethal company #bracken #flower man #lethal company bracken #lethal company employee #lethal company fanart #bracken x employee #kurart #artists on tumblr #art #fanart

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hedwigette · 2 months

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Ugh. To this day yet, still seeing anti-Harry James edits and the algorithm doesn't understand that I'm a pro Harry lol

#no but srsly #I won't name it #but some insta accounts are literally so against him #but they pretend to make memes from the books #while they overuse the same boring movie induced jokes #I wished I could make such an account #but I'm not funny lol #harry potter movies #harry potter #harry james potter #harry potter books #hp

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garbashedump · 8 months

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valentine's day

Hello, fellow dumps! unfortunately for valentines I'm just gonna draw Scrabby and Prism with a friendzone gap bc my pen is on a date tonight with the charger

Also, the characters are from @chaosaliien 's Lawful joke au

the gap in question:

#get jabaited #haha i got you #a #lawful joke au #lawful joke fanart #adventure time #prism lawful joke #scrabby lawful joke #5 days on the clock tick tick tick #trash talks #im literally just dangleing this above yall like candy and i'm half sorry #other half bc i love a lil teaseeeee hehe #prohibited wish #p

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irithnova · 6 months

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Ugh rant but I personally. Really don't like it when a character is canonically bigger/thicker/fat and people seem to be allergic to portraying that . Stop being cowards people who aren't skinny exist lmao

#💀#And as like . A curvy/voluptuous woman yeah I'm deeply annoyed when characters w my body type are like. Portrayed as skinny in fan works #There's already a million different skinny woman characters 💀#Also I've literally met people who refuse to draw fat characters #I wish I was joking #The fatphobia 💀

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sunfoxfic · 1 month

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playing Last Week's Tonight episode about Gaza and the West Bank in front of my mom to try to subliminally get her to care abt the issue

#this isn't even a joke this is Literally what i'm doing #she's not pro-isr**l but she's like “there's so much history i don't think i can have an opinion without more context”#but isn't like. doing anything to learn #it's not the Worst state she could be in (better than my dad) but i do wish she Cared more

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nonokoko13 · 1 year

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Me since 2020 making this my inside joke with my irl friends and my message in ENG server back in summer 2022

Me after start reading book 7 translations

#twisted wonderland #twst book 7 spoilers #ik this was like a fandom collective thing but I already had it before engaging with the community and using tumblr for it #this is all the apollo meme all over again #love/hate that when I have predictions I wish them to be true I fail #yet every single time I make a joke it unintentionally has chances higher than 50% to be true #born to be in the bad girl or bard coven forced to say I'm in the oracle coven with Odalia fuck #dire crowley #levan draconia #want to change my profile message but I'll restrain myself until we know this is fakes news or not #anyway what funny times to be literate amirite

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dootznbootz · 5 months

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Do you have Diomedes eventually being immortalized by Athena in your hcs like he is in some versions of his mythology?

Honestly, I don't really know? 😅 He kind of only "exists" in my writing until he meets once with Penelope at like, 13-14 years of Odysseus being gone. Sthenelus is, ofc, with him. :D And he tells some stories to Penelope and kind of hangs out with Telemachus before they're off again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

After that, I don't think much or plan much for him 😅 "You played your narrative purpose, now you are free to do what you please, little dude."

Maybe I'll have it mentioned or something? but I don't know for sure :'D