#I'm literally not joking i wish i was
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#not my classmate casually admitting that he did black face last year bc he dressed up as 50c for a costume party#why are all the kids on private universities so fucking detached#my friend literally didn't know why i was going to a protest one day#and after i told him that it was about Τέμπη he asked me the what ?#like he heard it in the first time ever#i had to explain him that it was the one year anniversary of this country's most fatal train accident and we were going to protest again bc#the government didn't do a single thing to make traveling by train safer and aslo the people who are at fault didn't really get prosecuted#another person asked me what protest rally was#I'm literally not joking i wish i was#amd those are the more down to earth people i semi voluntarily spent my time with#there's a girl that missed a week and half bc she went to fucking Dubai for shopping
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this specific sanji rewired my brain completely at the time to the point that it's quite literally the only thing that can make me reach full happiness now
#i'm not even joking the first time i saw this clip i had to stop watching the show for a while#i literally started walking around my room to calm down bc i was hyperventilating#i wish i were joking but i'm being dead serious here#he's my whole life#one piece#black leg sanji
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all trans women are powered by insanity in their own specific way
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lays down and stares at the ceiling. really wish it was as easy for me to ignore casual exorsexism as it seems to be for so many of you
#rant in tags ->#obviously by 'you' i just mean. gestures vaguely#and this is both passive-aggressive and genuine. i really wish i could do anything OTHER than notice-#-people making new binaries and forcing everyone into 'fem' or 'masc' and positivity posts only celebrating trans men and trans women#and the discourse regarding the term transandrophobia completely ignoring our existence without again forcing the masc/fem box#and the weird lack of popular non-binary headcanons for characters unless again using the masc/fem box#and mocking and stereotyping and 'haha weird names' 'sock it/fae/paw' 'catgender teenager' 'theyfab' in posts EVERYWHERE.#have you ever noticed how so many posts that need a 'idiot trans person' strawman go directly to non-binary stereotypes?#have you ever noticed that people use transmasc/transfem and trans man/trans women as synonyms?#have you ever noticed a complete lack of acknowledgement of non-binary people's existence in TME/TMA posts?#have you ever noticed how most 'non-binary positivity' posts that are spread around are jokes about being creatures or freaks?#have you ever noticed the implications of thinking of non-binary people as inhuman regardless of their identity?#i have. i literally cannot fucking stop noticing. i'm exhausted.#anyway. stop calling me transmasc.#vent#exorsexism
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Question: when will Castoff return to having Monday uploads as well?
When my brain is no longer on fire
After Momocon maybe
#AKA June maybe hopefully#Have you ever prepped for a kickstarter and your biggest convention of the year at the same time#I'm doing it right now and I'm ded inside <3#I literally worked myself into a psychic coma yesterday I wish this was a joke
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This is for everyone who was horny in the tags on my last lethal company piece
Referenced from the very famous Alex Ross Joker/Harley piece
#as usual i decided to not use lines A SECOND TIME FOR A LETHAL COMPANY PIECE BECAUSE I AM INSANE#i wish i had done a speedpaint for this. the amount of layers...the amount of hours...why did i make it take so long#it was literally supposed to be a joke post and i got so caught up in it that it took over a month#i don't know why i'm surprised anymore. i keep doing this and then pretending like i'm not going to do it again#lethal company#bracken#flower man#lethal company bracken#lethal company employee#lethal company fanart#bracken x employee#kurart#artists on tumblr#art#fanart
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Me when @martzyink posts :
#stop it because I'm literally in love with this artist#i wish i was joking about the marrige#it's so hard to find GOOD gallavich fanart#this person is gonna save us i swear#marry me please#I'll love and cherish you till death do us apart#yes it is a refferance#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher#ian and mickey#ian x mickey#gallavich#shameless#gallavich fanart
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Ugh. To this day yet, still seeing anti-Harry James edits and the algorithm doesn't understand that I'm a pro Harry lol
#no but srsly#I won't name it#but some insta accounts are literally so against him#but they pretend to make memes from the books#while they overuse the same boring movie induced jokes#I wished I could make such an account#but I'm not funny lol#harry potter movies#harry potter#harry james potter#harry potter books#hp
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ALSO since it's winter and my innate need to be a nerd about music and browse music stores for new beautiful guitars I can never afford (3k custom order aahahahahahahah kill me cuz thats still cheap) is back I've been thinking.
Nr 1:
Gort strikes me as an organ girlie. But at the same time it would suit Durge much much more. Raphael lost his organ rights by being such a lenient little man at times. Like you play that instrument with your whole ass body. Big pipe organs are literally part of a house foundation. It's a massive and breathtaking instrument that's just absolutely insane and the tunes it produces are godly. It's also so inventive like, bro the instrument is a fucking house. Oppressive as hell. Thats Gort. That's just the mecha megalomaniac. But then its also positively divine and often related to faith. And its a lot of harmonies and shit mixed together like the Bhaalspawn r and it's rly just a blood sweat and tears kinda thing and it's just giving Durge vibes yk?
Nr 2:
This is probably exclusive to me but uh, modern Band AU whatever would have Gort play an e guitar and be capable of absolutely insane riffs and also probably frontman if we're honest while Durge plays classical guitar. And I have my reasons for believing that cuz not only r guitars awesome and very versatile instruments that can produce both melodies and chords by themselves the e guitar / classic mix also has this rly weird just durgetash dynamic. There are harmonies but there's also chaos and both are capable of being gentle and soft in their own ways but they're also played fundamentally different and usually take a different role but both are still very capable of breathtaking solos and I'm just being a fucking nerd on main rn and will shut up before I pull out my music theory power point.
#my only wish in life is to get to play a pipe organ#literally if i ever get to use one of those many pedals i can die happily#its such a fascinating and beautiful instrument#its so soft but also imposing and i just love it#also I'm not joking i spent way too much time looking at guitars and their accessories rn#somebody pls stop me#my babe just turned 10 and she's still in peak condition and i dont need another one#thats how it starts#thats how you end up with 10 of em#i did end up finding a pretty sweet black one with a golden ornamental design on the body#and its affordable too#but the necks colour is throwing me off and apparently the sound is shit....#and the one i know sounds absolutely wonderful sadly simply doesnt come with nice designs#nd customising a guitar is not smth i'd look forward too#esp the body#since that can fuck up the sound#like i loathe the design of my babe but also shes treated like a princess#im not even touching the strings myself and instead dragging her to a manufacturer#also weird fun fact about classic guitarists#they'll have long nails on one hand and short nails on the other#it makes finger picking and gripping a lot easier#okay i'll shut up now im becoming too much of a nerd
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was going to send a really snarky reply to somebody having a Bad Take on Izzy hands (obv i'm being somewhat facetious here) (like i do think their reasoning was bad but it's fine to just not like a character) (their reasoning was bad tho imo) and then decided not to do that and instead vaguepost about it here. peace and love on planet earth ❤️
#lmaster37 posts#izzy hands#i'm sorry but i remain unwell about him#and it is simply buckwild to mean when people read him as not-queer?? did we watch the same season 2#i have. many complaints about season 2#but calypso's birthday was really fun#and the kraken-era interactions between edizzy?? how barren and sanitized your media landscape must be#if you think there's a non-queer explanation for kraken-era edizzy#(again. joking kinda. in that media readings can often be subjective. but also i am desperately curious#how that dynamic would ever read as like. platonic? professional?)#personally i also disliked other aspects of the finale#like i'm trying not to be ridiculously nitpicky here but i wish they hadn't gotten rid of the polyam stuff we had in S1#and yeah! i think killing off izzy WAS ableist tyvm! i think it's cool to have a major character with a major arc revolving around#disability. and i also think they fumbled that HARD with the season finale#but w/e. so unbelievably cool and chill about it literally not even upset (<- lying)#ofmd critical
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American tasked with making an analogy: "Is like highway"
#this isn't even hypothetical; this me watching something and being like 'this analogy is so fucking american'#though if he were a true american he'd have made it about burgers#find a way to make the electrical conductivity of various materials into a burger metaphor#as burgers are objectively superior to highways#can I eat highway? no#can I eat burger? not only yes; but I can eat so many different styles of burger#anyway; joking aside man I wish I had good burgers; if I were rich that's what I'd eat on the grounds it's filling and I can always eat one#pasta I'll end up getting tired of eating before I'm done; like I'm hungry still; but eating is miserable#not so with the humble burger#I'd really like to learn how to make a good burger; cause I can tell in this house it has to be me... no one else is neurotic enough#like I have exacting standards when it comes to burgers (which aren't even that high; just... higher)#and then I also want to make an arsenal of toppings I'm ready to use#your classic burger; your teriyaki and pineapple; bbq (with crispy fried onions if I can manage that); etc#cause the best thing about a burger is that it's a vessel for flavor; not unlike chips#the same burger can have so many different tastes depending on how you dress it up#anyway; foolish american man; making highway analogies instead of burger analogies#I can literally always go for a burger... I just rarely can afford a luxury like that
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valentine's day
Hello, fellow dumps! unfortunately for valentines I'm just gonna draw Scrabby and Prism with a friendzone gap bc my pen is on a date tonight with the charger
Also, the characters are from @chaosaliien 's Lawful joke au
the gap in question:
#get jabaited#haha i got you#a#lawful joke au#lawful joke fanart#adventure time#prism lawful joke#scrabby lawful joke#5 days on the clock tick tick tick#trash talks#im literally just dangleing this above yall like candy and i'm half sorry#other half bc i love a lil teaseeeee hehe#prohibited wish#p
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[Context: Pac and Mike asked Maximus what his Egg liked best so they could put it in the statue they made for him, and Maximus said his Egg, Trսmp, liked to build walls]
Mike: Ah, build walls! [Laughs] Just like the real Trսmp, ok.
Maximus: Yeah... There is no other Trսmp, there is only one Trսmp, and it's my Trսmp.
Pac: It's now your time, Maximus, to make Trսmp proud of you, it's time to make QSMP great again!
Maximus: YEAH! WE'RE GONNA MAKE QSMP GREAT AGAIN!
Mike: That should be your slogan, right? It makes all sense, it makes a lot of sense.
Maximus: Yeah [Cracks up laughing as "Pigstep" starts playing in the background] I think- I think I'm not the only one who gonna pick that.
#AgenteMaxo#Mikethelink#Tazercraft#QSMP#QSMP Elections#Pactw#Pac#Mike#head in my hands#Maximus why did you have to name your Egg that#that being said I did NOT expect that bit at all and nearly did a spit-take laughing at that#Maximus is one of the funniest guys out there but I wish to the highest heavens he'd named his kid LITERALLY anything else#Maximus: *sobbing over his egg*#Me: *starts to feel bad about it then remembers the name of his kid and am instantly rendered apathetic*#I'm so frickin sorry dude#love ya to death though#I do appreciate that he emphasized that the real orange idiot doesn't exist in the QSMP universe though#suddenly Quesadilla Island is lookin' mighty appealing#Maximus#Anyways Pigstep playing right as they make this joke really seals it for me
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Ugh rant but I personally. Really don't like it when a character is canonically bigger/thicker/fat and people seem to be allergic to portraying that . Stop being cowards people who aren't skinny exist lmao
#💀#And as like . A curvy/voluptuous woman yeah I'm deeply annoyed when characters w my body type are like. Portrayed as skinny in fan works#There's already a million different skinny woman characters 💀#Also I've literally met people who refuse to draw fat characters#I wish I was joking#The fatphobia 💀
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playing Last Week's Tonight episode about Gaza and the West Bank in front of my mom to try to subliminally get her to care abt the issue
#this isn't even a joke this is Literally what i'm doing#she's not pro-isr**l but she's like “there's so much history i don't think i can have an opinion without more context”#but isn't like. doing anything to learn#it's not the Worst state she could be in (better than my dad) but i do wish she Cared more
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Me since 2020 making this my inside joke with my irl friends and my message in ENG server back in summer 2022
Me after start reading book 7 translations
#twisted wonderland#twst book 7 spoilers#ik this was like a fandom collective thing but I already had it before engaging with the community and using tumblr for it#this is all the apollo meme all over again#love/hate that when I have predictions I wish them to be true I fail#yet every single time I make a joke it unintentionally has chances higher than 50% to be true#born to be in the bad girl or bard coven forced to say I'm in the oracle coven with Odalia fuck#dire crowley#levan draconia#want to change my profile message but I'll restrain myself until we know this is fakes news or not#anyway what funny times to be literate amirite
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