#I'm in fucking stitches

[overobsessedfanboy23]

*AI PROCEEDS TO GO THERE DIRECTLY*

[holytomfoolery]

brother soup delivery service

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[amphibianaday]

day 1765

[probably-bad-idea]

Ok so theory time

In the beginning of Frankenstein, Victor says he made the creatures limbs perfectly proportional and that he was perfect, the only thing that was "wrong" with him was his eyes

But now I'm at the end and Walton says that the creature is horribly disproportionate and that his hands resemble a mummy

Could that mean that while Victor did make life, the corpse parts are still decomposing so Adam has become more and more monstrous as the years have passed?

Like.... the creature decays unbelievably fast and Victor just gets worse in health making them weirdly mirror each other with how their mutual hatred is literally consuming them and ruining their respective lives

[sergle]

scar therapy you son of a bitch idiot! and with silicone tape no less. you wish! you fucking wish you were me!

[milolovesbmc]

Gruesome Playground Injuries except House is Doug's doctor. That's it. That's the post

[yes-asil]

Sorry but can i ask about the name of the fic you are writing of detective conan

Konvexspiegel?

Translated it's Convex Mirror, like this one!

It's used for corners in streets usually; when you look, it turns everything smaller and the image gets warped.

It fits Conan, since he is a smaller, warped copy in the AU and also the fic itself since I am writing it in a oneshot style, using the episodes I like/have ideas for, sticking to canon as much as I can.

Also used the German word, because the dialogue I refer to is from watching the dubbed version. It's funnier than it has any right to be.

[uncanny-tranny]

You know how some clay artists make a little kiln god to protect their pottery? I need to crochet a little yarn god to make sure my projects always have good omens near them because I think I need that 😭😨

[thresholdbb]

After a lifetime of trying to make myself as small and palatable as possible, I stumbled into the Star Trek fandom and thought, oh wow cool, a space where people don't care that you're weird and intense obsessive passionate. And yet, I'm still getting told that either I'm doing too much or I'm doing it wrong

[livingmiceonvenus]

I've been working on this for a few months on and off, but I was inspired by recent events both on and offline to finally finish it

remember: trans women are women, trans men are men, gender is a social construct, and TERFS will Never be welcome on this blog :3

[hoshigray]

To conclude this week's leaks session, if such a fuckass plan was greenlit like this, then I'm not delusional to think that toji can come back for one last final frenzy

[sinni-ok-sessi]

the little voice that told me, oh, it'll be so much cosier to sew up this jumper in bed fucking lied

the lighting in my room isn't really good enough for knitting, let alone when you drop an edge stitch and spend twenty minutes trying to find the damn thing again 😭

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Things that I know about A Stitch In Time prior to listening to it:

Garak goes to spy school, which is for spies (for some reason the idea of this is amusing to me. like I get it duh of course the Order must have some sort of training system but also. fanfic ass trope. Spy School! For Spies! it's even a boarding school and everything. DARKEST ACADEMIA)

Garak performs a classic bisexual rite of passage by falling in love with both members of an older(?) married couple (or well textually probably only the wife. I feel like I'd have heard about it if he were Betacanonically Queer (TM) in this book. but here's hoping I'll be astonished while listening!)

I can't remember if I read anything specific about it or not but just based on vibes alone I do not have high hopes for this couple's like. life expectancy.

Based on vibes alone I do not have high hopes for ANY character's life expectancy in this book tbh. If it involves Cardassians in general and Garak in specific I usually just assume everyone involved is doomed. This is going to be a FUN 12 hours and 28 minutes!

There was a post somewhere that mentioned that some supernatural magical stuff happens in this book and I'm SO FUCKING STOKED. HERE'S HOW GARAK ORB EXPERIENCE CAN STILL WIN!!!!

The entire concept of this book is so funny to me. Garak goes 7 years being ohhh so mysterious to Julian about himself or his past and then just spills his whole life story to him in a letter as soon as they're separated. Babygirl is going through Bashir Withdrawal Syndrome.

Most importantly KELAS MY BEST FRIEND KELAS FROM ONE (1) LINE OF CANON!!!!! I have no actual evidence that he ever shows up in this book but like he has to right. right. he's absolutely everywhere on ao3 y'all had to have gotten him from somewhere. I assume.

[somecunttookmyurl]

I FUCKING DID IT I MADE GAUGE ON THE IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING SKELETON SCARF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WIN