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I am not a vegan or vegetarian, nor do I believe I will ever become one, but I find it funny how people get mad at vegans for adding things to their food that makes it taste like something else like "Argh, if you wanna eat your greens, then eat your greens!" But we as a society are cool with flavoring things like noodles, or milk, or protein powder when they're still edible without the flavorings.
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Anthony's Funeral Halftime Show but make it Ianthony (part 1)
#my art#digital art#fan art#smosh#anthony is dead#anthony's funeral roast#ian hecox#anthony padilla#the only thing that helped me while I was having a mental breakdown is that song so yeah#i still can't get over the funeral i need help#hopefully you can recognise the references#i'm gonna do more of the song#so stay tuned#*nobody cares*
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formerly an essay in tags but - billie lurk. half-nameless, misremembered woman. her powers derived from the things taken from her, without any catharsis or empowerment. the rat charm, tied with deidre's hair, her lover's voice in the mouth of rats. her arm and eye, taken, given back only to cause her chronic pain, then lost again. foresight seems a cruel gift for a woman who botched the timing of her takeover of the whalers, and bet wrong when it came to delilah.
she never bore the outsider's blessing; his first visit to her was more like an assault. every other dishonored POV character gets the choice to be selfish, and for that selfishness to mean something, but billie's actions have no effect on the world at large, either, in a game without a chaos system.
some say that corvo is the ghost, but he can reach out and change things. billie's buried herself twice and come back and nothing she does seems to matter - she is less a protagonist, more a convenient full stop in the narrative.
try this: open doto, start a new game. sit in her cabin. notice how little of billie there is. even the woman she loved more than anyone has the face of another named character.
she sits amongst the assets of other games: empty canvases and a dressmaker's mannequin that wears nothing.
#billie lurk#even the wiki is wrong about her its infuriating#pulled this out of tags because fuck it#in daud's DLCs even the stories that weren't about him were about him#but billie's stories are the scrapheap. they're the stuff they couldn't squeeze in elsewhere. cheap jokes and macguffins#i'm not even roasting the devs for this i think releasing dishonored in 2016 then DotO in 2017 was a feat (derogatory)#games should be made slowly and with love#and i know that everyones talked about this endlessly#but billie is my fav and it sucks that she got a game that only causes me to grieve for her as a character#not FOR her as a person#only the potential story that never was. that she never got.#you can have your strong black woman and not turn her into a trope. give her depth and range and heartache and agency. yes there was traged#but how did it SHAPE her?#dont get me started on her being designated caretaker of a former god and dying assassin. what the fuck#some of this i'd be more okay with if she was younger - i mean. the blank canvases? really?#this game could have been about wyman and there's not that much that would have changed in terms of the core story#“found out the asshole that killed your mother is still around. gonna go deal with that.”#emily who is stoned: “cool.bring me snacks on the way back”#wyman: “oh he's saying actually it was gods fault and that its possible to kill him. well i have literally nothing in my schedule”#billie's not surprised by anything anymore but maybe wyman would freak out over most of it. could have been a lot of fun#also you cant fuck up wymans characterisation. they barely exist.#local empress sends her enby girlboyfriend to kill god#pres writes increasingly deranged essays in the tags#death of the outsider spoilers#i have to complain about doto once every year or so or i die#but i'm not really gonna let arkane hide behind dev excuses when it comes to racism like. its not enough
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again and again i find myself lamenting that audio roleplay isn't taken more seriously by some people. like yeah, they often have a romantic element, and by nature they usually directly involve/address the listener- and i totally get that those things aren't to everyone's taste. no art or entertainment is universally appealing, and that's okay! but.. it still makes me a lil sad that the "cringe" reputation of asmr/audio rp precedes it. there's a whole lot of talent and creativity being poured into these audios by so many people that i feel goes unrecognized and/or disrespected simply due to the medium that the stories are being told through.
#this post brought to you by: me bingeing Sam & Darlin's entire storyline over the past few days and having a Lot of feelings abt it#asmr#audio roleplay#rp audio stuff#redacted audio#anyways i don't have a conclusion to this post. and i'm not Mad or Upset or anything i'm just thinkin' out loud#and i mean it's not like it doesn't get plenty of praise within its respective audience bc it does. at least for the more popular creators#but i feel it'll still always have the shadow of its cringe reputation looming over it#which makes it hard for some ppl to openly appreciate or share with others that aren't already fans of the medium#like do u know how many comments i've seen along the lines of 'this is great but i'd die if anyone knew i liked this kinda stuff' ?? :(#idk maybe i feel strongly about it bc i'm a self-insert fanfic writer. and i feel like the two have a lot in common. including a bad rep.#like. not every audio will be well-written or produced and neither will every fanfic. but that doesn't mean it's a less legitimate artform#and i'm lucky to have never (yet) received negative comments on my work. but that doesn't mean that it doesn't make me sigh when people-#-say shit like 'this reads like fanfiction' as a way of calling something bad. or other similar sentiments that make the same implication#and i wouldn't be surprised if audio creators feel the same way when they encounter certain comments or statements#like. those YT videos where ppl will 'try bf asmr for the first time' or whatever and it's just 20 mins of cringing and over-reacting? eugh#tbf i haven't watched many bc why do that to myself. so Maybe there's some that are respectful but still. imagine getting roasted like that#and yes yes i know that by posting stuff online you're inadvertently sighing up to be criticized by Anyone but still. man. i dunno#i'm going on a tangent but my point is. i'm grateful for the creators that still make their art in spite of the public's perception of it#bc some of the most impactful emotional experiences i've ever gained from fiction took place in audio rp and i'm so serious abt that.#anyways. this post almost feels like i'm 'making up a person to be mad at' but i promise it's not that serious i'm just yapping. mostly.#certainly not trying to start any kind of debate or anything either i just have a lot of fixation-induced energy and nowhere to put it#this is Eric's fault (/lh) for cooking Sam up in a lab catered exactly to my taste and making Darlin' waaaaay too painfully relatable#but it's also My fault for bingeing the Inversion /and/ the Quinn arc /and/ the Summit all within a couple days. but i can't help myself#feels like i've run an emotional marathon. triathlon. The Emotional Olympics if u will. i'm feeling Everything#who knew that beating the shit out of ur fictional abuser could feel so goddamn cathartic! it's a nice replacement when u can't do it irl#anyways i'm off on a tangent again. thanks for coming to my TED Talk i'm gonna crawl back in my hole now#actually i'm gonna go relisten to a few audios. as Research for my Sam & Darlin' playlist as well as a post i'll be making about it soon#u Know i've got it bad when i not only make a playlist but start Posting on here about the songs that remind me of them. i'm cooked guys.
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i want jevil to kiss me /Qp
#jevil#jevil deltarune#deltarune#jevil the jester#deltarune jevil#dr jevil#please help#i'm affectionate#i'm gonna get roasted 💀
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It is objectively at least a little funny to me when people draw Crocodile super muscular 'cause like, sure, his torso may be as wide as a brick wall, but y'all seen his arms and legs?
They're skinny as shit, this man has never lifted a thing in his entire life, he probably doesn't even know how to run. Like Oda can draw people with muscular limbs, this shit's intentional
#Yes hello I'm staying up for 31 hours to fix my fucked up sleep schedule. The posts are gonna get fucking deranged tonight#Sleep Deprivation Shitposting Lesgo#Moon posting#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#But also unironically this is like great character design / visual storytelling#Because yeah if he was skinny like a twig he wouldn't have the same imposing presence to him.#Don't get me wrong I would love a 'Laffitte-ass looking twink'-Crocodile just as much#He just wouldn't be as intimidating (or at least not in the same way); he wouldn't have the same Scary Motherfucker Aura to him#But also Crocodile really does let his Devil Fruit do all the hard work for him in combat (including running)#Like IDK what he does to keep his torso built like a brick wall so he doesn't look like Laffitte but forreal the man does not lift#The most accurate depiction of Croc would be the exact same but his left arm would be slightly beefier than his right#Only because of the gigantic hook that he hauls around#(Just for clarity this is a shitpost. I'm just here to roast the man for his silly Oda-Approved Anatomy)
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WIP List (Tag Game!)
Thank you for the tag, @anyablackwood!
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
...I don't think you understand what you are asking me to do.
*drags out my folder labeled "WIPs," where each of my stories have their own folders because I have to be organized* So, we have, in an order that descends into the "unnamed" docs: (The * means that this is a big folder with even more stuff inside of it)
Potentially Kinetic (webcomic)* - PK S1 by Chapter - PK S2 by Chapter - Idea Blurbs - Timeline
Stained Integrity (webcomic)* - (1) Stained Integrity (Revision Doc 2) - (2) Stained Integrity - [insert title]
Pentad of Un (novel)
Minding Q's (novel)
Secrets of a Gon (novel series)* - (1) Secrets of a Gon - (2) Secrets of a Gon: Fairling - (3) Secrets of a Gon: Witchery - (4) Secrets of a Gon: Krow
The New Magicians (novel series)* - (1) The Lucky Ring That Brought Bad Luck (The New Magicians) - (2) The Wooden Stick From the Wizard's Castle (The New Magicians) - (3) The Jeweled Heart From the Mage’s Dungeon (The New Magicians) - (4) The Ruby Crown That Shapeshifted When Worn (The New Magicians) - (5) The Glass Box Which Held an Unseen Curse (The New Magicians) - (6) The Feathered Mask That Could See Darkness (The New Magicians) - (7) The Hiltless Sword That Was Held By Shadows (The New Magicians) - (8) The Blue Cloak Worn to Cover a Curse (The New Magicians) - (9) The Spotted Egg From the Dragon Caverns - (10) The Bottle of Dust Stolen From Thieves' Bazaar - (11) The Ghostly Ship That Sank With the Sun - (12) The Arcane Ingredients Needed to Brew a Potion (The New Magicians) - (13) The Shell-Made Throne at the Bottom of the Sea - (14) The Gon Blood of the Last Descendants
Parallel Shadows (novel series)* - (1) Parallel Shadows (Revision Ver.) - (2) Light of the Railing (Parallel Shadows) - (3) Burning in Degrees (Parallel Shadows) - (4) Perpendicular Grid (Parallel Shadows) - (5) Crossed Between Axes (Parallel Shadows) - (6) Divisual of Angles (Parallel Shadows)
Wager and Cursed (novel trilogy)* - (1) Betting on Mushrooms - (2) Flying for High Stakes (Wager and Cursed) - (3) Always Bet on Blackmail (Wager and Cursed)
Shakedown (stream-of-consciousness experiment)
When It Showers
Link & Pin* - (1) Link & Pin — (The Quill & The Feather) - (2) Link & Pin — (Murder of Crows) - (3) Link & Pin — (Blue Overcast)
The Final Straw
A Stanger Comes to Town
Navigating Peril With a Compass and a God
150 Million Tonnes
Lies Von Iash
Shards of Midnight
Something in Retaw
The Neitherling & Champion
Beachcombers
Deck Them All
The Hotel With the Glass Elevator (previously titled "GGD Crew")
Half-Hour Identity
Head Space
Twisted, Entwined
Out Phazed
Non-Stop ∞
My Life is a Comedy (and I am a Side Character)
Two-Faced Flip
(post-apocalyptical world where you can kill someone for like a house)
(the necromancer/holy knight thing)
(Where the knight gets stuck protecting the practitioner)
(Attempt to write mystery)
(that one story idea)
(Untitled WIP, Walled-In Town)
A prince that can turn into a dragon visits a kingdom where he is supposed to marry the princess and he turns into a dragon to share his secret but someone sees him so they have to make up a whole situation where the princess is captured by the dragon and
Like 82957 short stories that I'm not going to list here because. there are literally so many of them.
Y'all. That's like 35 WIPs in my stupid WIP folder, not counting the individual stories within each series. THERE'S NO WAY I FOLLOW KNOW MANY WRITEBLRS BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE So I'm (gently) tagging: @my-cursed-prince, @athenswrites, @amaiguri, @k-v-briarwood, @the-grim-and-sanguine, @planets-and-prose, @owlsandwich, @card-queen, @zestymimblo, @lordcatwich, @wordswrittenbynight, @worldsfromhoney, @ahordeofwasps, @autumnalwalker, @nettleandthorne, @bassguitarinablackt-shirt, @gwenthekween, @harleyacoincidence, @dancinginsepia, @fire-but-ashes-too, @aziz-reads, @serendipminiewrites, @maskedemerald, @da-na-hae, and literally whoever else wants to do this because. Yeah. Open tag.
(I realize after typing all of that that the game is probably just supposed to refer to only one specific WIP but you know what. I already typed all of that so I'm just going to live with it. Have fun y'all.)
#Zeta Rambles#HONESTLY? HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS#I'm either about to get ROASTED or everyone's going to be scared of me#Yes every single one of those docs has at least several coherent paragraphs and a story outline. Yes I am insane#Okay I'm gonna go hide in a corner now hopefully I don't get flagged for spam tagging ahahaha#Writeblr#Tag Game#WIP List Tag Game#Long Post#ZootaWrites#Oh by the way my main account was tagged but I'm just doing this on my sideblog
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Sometimes it strikes me that my life is just, so good, and it blows my mind
#I'm sitting here in a warm wool sweater and it's raining some#and i have a glass of wine and I'm gonna roast salmon for dinner#and Jesus where did i get so lucky
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not to be a misogynist but Marjorie Taylor Greene's whole aura exhausts me
#ive already been roasting the male republicans to my friends plenty don't worry i've got that covered#matt gaetz looks like a gargoyle and the border guy looks like a lotr orc#and hegseth is ugly and doesn't wash his hands or believe in germs#and if i get started on RFK Jr I'm gonna put myself on a watch list
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*Pats roof of self* This bad boy can fit so many veggies in it
#I'm getting creative with the same asparagus carrots tenderstem/broccolini and courgettes/zucchini to keep it interesting#Last time I roasted the carrots and courgette/zucchini with olive oil and basil while I steamed the asparagus and tenderstem/broccolini#Today I'm steaming the carrots tenderstem/broccolini and asparagus stems while I fry the courgette/zucchini and asparagus tips in butter#gonna be so tasty
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sorry guys your blorbos can't go insane anymore microsoft says it's not inclusive :(
#shahdjkakdk?????#WHAT#i'm gonna cry wtf is this#omg i posted this to my drafts weeks ago and forgot about it#and i just saw a post about elon musk getting roasted over this feature#and it reminded me i needed to post this#it's still as funny now as it was when i made the post#shitposting#kinda stargate
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last line tag
whoa, parm is finally writing something again? what on earth could it be?? it's some chilumi for a dear friend of mine who requested it and writer's block or not, by god i've been picking away at it one sentence at a time. but it's NSFW (the usual with me) so this is the last sentence that is somewhat appropriate enough to not have under a read-more. every sentence after this one is a minefield of peepees and hoo-hahs.
Transformed or not, Childe isn’t nearly so callous as to go faster than Lumine can handle.
thanks for tagging me @henbased and i'm gonna tag @sweatandwoe @a-gal-with-taste @ink-and-dagger @vasiktomis (i'm real excited for vas'...) @insult-2-injury @xanamnesis and whoever else would like to do this! just tag me in it so i can see your tasty crumb. don't be shy.
#tag game#wip#nsft#genshin impact#tartaglia#chilumi#it's 2.2k words and they just now got it in so yeah.... my usual#i have no clue when this is gonna be done#sorry#also i once again have not forgotten about all those requests in my inbox#i look at them every day in an attempt to get one done but mental health is a stinker#anyway i'm so close to getting it handled that i can taste it#the light at the end of the tunnel#like a pot roast that's been cooking and i can nearly pull it apart with a fork#just need to simmer a little longer
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I just really love your ocs ! I love seeing the intricate lore and details people put into their ocs and story settings and your's is one of my faves <3
OH MY GOSH ANON...
#I'M SO FLATTERED???#TYSM AAAAAAA#This means SO much to me you have no idea. I just.#Clenches fists#Platonically smooching you through my screen anon. Oh my god#Me reblogging the ask meme: Haha I'm probably gonna get roasted#Everyone in my inbox: I love you and your art#Me: AJFKASDMS?? ANJFAKDMSADAS. AANFJSNAK!!!!#Ask meme#Shima answers questions#Nice things
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My life advice is that you don't have to have a succinct and intellectually worded argument to counter every shitbag jacking off in your notes/asks/etc. They literally can't get smarter no matter how hard you try so you have full permission to troll them or tell them to get cucked or joke about fucking their mom. It is always morally correct to obliterate haters in the most degrading ways possible
#As I'm typing this I'm remembering the 'don't ask me for advice I advocate breakups and crimes' post and I'm thinking maybe that's me#But fr what are they gonna do. Even if they try arguing with you/bringing up counterpoints#they're not gonna change they're not gonna get smart no matter how eloquently you explain yourself#So at that point? Just roast the shit out of them. This is my life advice.
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me: makes a silly little teen wolf post on my silly little tiny blog
rabid sc*tt stans i literally have never crossed paths with ever in my entire life: derek hale is the devil incarnate, actually, and here’s why
#might delete this later im just so ??? and needed to vent#like. i understand it’s the public internet but why are you adding comments to a post and arguing with a fucking stranger?#u don’t know me i don’t know u it’s fucking rude???#JUST. KEEP. SCROLLING.#i'm just sitting here trying to figure out what i did wrong. is it bc i tagged him? is it bc i didn't censor his name IN the post?#do these people just live in the sc*tt tag and argue with everyone who dares to breathe there?#i should’ve known better but it’s 2023 i thought we were fucking over this#and like. i'm also not AGAINST HIM? as a general rule i just think all the characters are a little silly and. that's all i was saying?#the only teen wolf adjacent person you're gonna see me actively disparaging is jeff fucking davis like. COME. ON.#it’s not that big of a deal ig bc block button <3 but i keep getting jumpscared seeing derek slander on my own post :(#btw this is NOT about bestiemutuals lovingly roasting derek in the tags bc lets be real he deserves that <3#leo.txt#anti scott mccall#(<- again not ACTUALLY but like. just to ward off Those People i guess)
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can feel my shoulders getting burnt but i don't wanna go inside and get sunscreen :/
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