#I'm done with this crap.

[exilethegame]

Hi there :) what does this rewrite entail? Will the torture backstory still be a thing because that was good drama

All the major plot points are the same! The rewrite is just for expanding + rearranging the story, not actually retconning anything major :)

[tulipe-rose]

chapter two Atsushi, you will forever be my favorite.

Bonus chapter one Atsushi for the soul:

[lizzybeeee]

They say Ghilan'nain was one of the People, in the days before Arlathan, and the chosen of Andruil the Huntress. She was very beautiful—with hair of snowy white—and as graceful as a gazelle. She kept always to Andruil's Ways, and Andruil favored her above all others

[jessieren]

Opening sequence to Coda - final gif set

[charlotte-fleming]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE MATTHEWS SHOW OKAY GO

Truman Show but Pokey is the director and Paul is the star. Alternate title, The Guy Who Didn't Like Reality TV

All the actors play inflated versions of themselves to immerse the viewers and themselves into the narrative

Melissa is Paul's scripted love interest, but neither of them feel anything for each other. Melissa is a lesbian who does NOT want to get with Paul, so she's locked in a battle with Pokey while the show runs the same will-they-won't-they for twelve years

Emma was introduced as a comedic character the fans would grow to love, who would turn up once a day to say something snarky and yell at a customer as a humorous play on Paul's mild demeanor. But Paul fell in love with her, and when she tried to tell him why she couldn't be with him, she was taken off the show and hit with a restraining order and a bigger NDA than the CIA could write

Ted and Charlotte are having an affair off-script, and as a result they hide it from everyone on and off camera. Pokey would never allow something so far from the narrative that Ted is unloving and Charlotte is faithful.

Bill's divorce was scripted as a way to test Paul's friendship with him - what wasn't scripted was Alice moving with her mum. Her life hadn't at all been considered when they decided her parents would literally split up for the plot, and she demanded to be set free of the show and live with her mum, or she'd tell Paul everything (she's Bill and his ex's biological daughter)

Fuck Clivesdale is partially a gag for the audience and partially a way to keep Paul on the island. Luckily he isn't as adventurous as Truman and never really indicated that he wanted to leave, but they have nighthawks flying over the Nantucket Bridge just in case

Oh yeah nighthawks aren't real. They're all cameras.

[mintyyyjades]

Happy to update that the art for the hualian animatic is officially DONE and I've begun putting the video together today!!! 🥰🥰

Please look forward to it, because it's my first time doing anything like this to completion and any encouragement helps! ❤️

[matteoberrettini]

genuinely hilarious btw how people on twt want soo bad to make matteo a villain in jannik's story or some shit like it's a disney movie. less than a month ago he said they'd talked recently and he's never had anything but good things to say about jannik but to some people it'll never be enough because he made a decision for his career that i understand is hard to digest but it has nothing to do with his relationship with jannik, jannik himself said it doesn't bother him, they both have never indicated they weren't on good terms. like yeah we can't ever really know the truth behind what they say in public, but i think we should stick with what we can see and read, yeah? because making wild assumptions based on nothing doesn't lead to anything good, it's just speculation and i don't see what anyone gains from it?? i think maybe some people need to grow up and accept that they don't know these people. they don't know jannik and what he thinks or feels or who he talks to or who avoids him or whatever. we know what he shows and tells us and that has to be enough because otherwise we go down dangerous paths

[emojifarm]

I'm so fucking tired of nearly every emoji creator having some form of drama attached to them. It's gotten worse this year. So much worse. This space has become so toxic and hateful when it should be loving and uplifting. All the ones that actually are loving and uplifting either go ignored yet post away or give up after a few months and just disappear with an abandoned blog or randomly deactivate.

I want to preserve content and provide for those that need it, but there's so many creators that I just can't turn a blind eye to shit for anymore that this blog would be basically empty if I stopped platforming those bad apples. This shit is why I'm so goddamned burned out. This isn't even a community anymore. Just a popularity contest of "who can I hurt more?", "who can steal the most?", "who can recover from the most cancellations?" (looking you in the eyes Custom-emojis). I'm over the middle school/high drama of it all. Why can't y'all just create art in peace and help those that need this for accessibility? Why make it a fucking thing?

I'm so disappointed and ashamed of so many of you. I'm 25. I'm too old for this shit. A chunk of y'all are too old to be acting this foolish. Get your shit together or you just might see my retirement soon. I'm done with y'all.

PS: To those in the community that are good noodles and actively help me: I see you and I appreciate y'all so much. You make my days on this hellsite and Discord so much more bearable. Know this is not about y'all. You're wonderful. Keep doing you.

[taralen]

Big shot Spamton being flirty but failing on the attempt, pathetically.

(Ps. I take this opportunity to say I love your art! It's very inspiring for me and I bet for others too. ＾∇＾)💖💖

Credit: Text Box Generator

(Thank you for the compliment! (⁀ᗢ⁀))

[starlene]

I've been seeing a post on my dash where some USAmerican tumblrina feels sorry for the rest of the world because we don't have Halloween, and that we should steal it for ourselves, too.

I just... uuuugggghhh. Dear worried USAmerican tumblrina: please do not feel sorry for us, at least not about that particular issue.

Like. As far as Finland goes (but I'm 100% certain this applies to a bunch of other countries all over the globe too), our supermarkets and our shopping centres are trying their absolute hardest to shove Halloween down our throats. They really, really try. From Halloween themed doughnuts to Halloween balls and Halloween garlands (for our Halloween trees?? I really have no idea), it's all over the place. It may not actually be celebrated to the extent it is in the US, but it certainly cannot be escaped, and as long as there's plastic crap to sell, it's not going away.

If I could, I'd shove all that nonsense into a cargo container and return it to where it came from. But I can't! You'll catch me dead before you'll catch me buying a Halloween themed Runeberg torte, though.

[daesanghyeok]

i am never moving again for as long as i live.

[koku-stars]

guys genuinely tweaking out

drawing in strawpage is so hard for no reason 💔

[sillykiko-art]

TWO FUCKING HOURS.

I'VE SPEND TWO HOURS ON THIS DRAWING AND THIS IS AS FAR AS I GOT.

TWO HOURS.

TWO HOURS.

I swear I'm so sorry I can't get much stuff done lately, I'm not really feeling at my best and I'm very busy with various school exams, so you can immagine, but i still try to find time do draw and paint, but even so, I'd usually at least get the base colours done in two hours, and look just how little I did today 😭😭😭

Even so I might post some speed paints or non digital drawings and sketches since I finish them in less time 👽‼️

[vodka-and-ocs]

L + ratio + firebolt + quickened spell scorching rays

aka the sorcerer's gatling

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

Derailing project of the moment, Project "Nephew's Birthday Gift" is... Technically done. Added side seams, because he's turning four, and pockets, because cool rocks exist.

I also kept the promise of it not taking up much space. It's about the size of a T-shirt, and I'm so very very tempted to just... Buy a T-shirt and play an innocent prank on the birthday boy.

And then the fiber craft demons struck, in the shape of a very charming man in the open air museum doing a demonstration with five dozen cards and sewing thread on a +5m inkle loom, and I decided nephew needs a knighty belt. Because that's what kindergartners care about: handmade decorative techniques that were available to people in the era. It's definitely not just that he wants a dress-up outfit to boink his brother on the butt with a toy sword in.

[jacks347]

GUESS WHO POSTED A NEW FIC THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ME

AFTER A YEAR OF SITTING HALF-DONE, IT HAS BEEN UNEARTHED FROM ITS GRAVE AND COMPLETED

Proof that not all WIPs die a slow, painful death

If you wanna see my latest addition to the very small collection of Nomad fics, you can find it here~

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63264484