#I'm being a silly goofy

[chronicbeans]

So... I'm being unapologetically cringe and have made a Stardew Valley farm just to create a little Stanford Pines farmer (I wanna draw some Gravity Falls/Stardew crossover art but I need inspiration for it, so that's why I made it. Plus Stanford is a comfort character of mine, and Stardew is my comfort game. OwO).

Only problem is, idk who he'd to go for in terms of would he romance or just have Krobus as his roommate for this farm. So, I'm taking a poll to see what y'all think lol. Plus I like seeing the outcomes of polls.

[laurellala-comics]

Examples below:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

Bonus:

[driftingmoonmenace]

I miss the chaos that was Sun Ass Sunday and Moon Ass Monday in the early fandom days so I'm caking them up on this fine night to show my appreciation for what once was 💃✨

[scarapanna]

Rabies

[flowerakatsuka]

realized that i've barely drawn jyushi despite him being my second fave sextuplet, correcting that crime immediately.

[mamiya-a]

The babysitter, Eva and Eveline doing 'hear me out' cake trend and the babysitter can't miss the opportunity to put a horrific picture of Miranda (probably taken while the poor woman was sleeping) as her first proposal.

Meanwhile the reaction of the girls:

"THAT'S OUR MOM?"

(bonus points if later the babysitter is obligated to explain what a 'hear me out' cake is to Miranda, granny can't keep up with them internet jokes)

[deceit-and-knowledge]

I leave to play minecraft with my sister and the gay freak allegations are getting worse goddamnit shadow milk can you go five minutes without saying some Freak Shit about pure vanilla cookie?????

s: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THEY ALL JUST STARTED ON ME!

Pv: you called yourself a good boy

s: AND WHAT ON EARTHBREAD IS WRONG WITH THAT!? I'm just pull the stuff I did with Archie and mmpmmh..mh! *Pouts* (translation: *profanity*)

pv: ... What..

s: mph!

pv: are you pretending you zipped your mouth shut?

s: mhm! Mphmhphmhp phmhmmph mm! (Translation: mhm! if I don't say anything they can't say anything about me)

Mph mphm mph (translation: also I'm not gay)

pv: didn't you basically admit to having feel-

s: WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT!

pv: coward.

s: SHHH. BE QUIET.

[yandereunsolved]

I’ve been grinding on roblox dragon adventures (because I’m still on winter break…I miss my anatomy professor he’s so funny) and therefore have had loads of time to think about my favorite Yandere blorbos, so I thought I’d share one of my ideas with you, which is the self aware cast saying more and more outrageous, obviously not the actual dialogue stuff simply because darling isn’t paying attention- because when I grind for games I usually have a YouTube video or series I’ve watched before playing in the background (cause otherwise it’s too silent) but I’m not actually paying attention to them, so I’ve been thinking about the cast just full on arguing in the background about who darling likes more while darling is basically ignoring them for a silly dragon game

-☀️(I can’t tell if this is long or if it’s just because I’m typing this on my phone…I’ve rewatched hotd so much lately, Also I just noticed cause I was passively watching it while doing my genetics project awhile back but like. The hair just doesn’t work?? Like if you look none of the women have children with their hair color unless the father has the same, and I’m so confused on why?? At first I was like “oh, Targaryen hair is probably just recessive” but then like. All of alicent’s babies have it, so?? Does the hotd universe just have sexism in the genetic code??)

The HOTD universe has genetic sexism.

That's a new one.

That is also what I do. Unless I am listening to a cutscene in a game I usually have music or videos on in the background. So like—I see you. That'd be funny asf.

Imagine even further if whatever game you were enthralled in also had self-aware characters. Even if they weren't self-aware the hotd cast would still be jealous. They'd begin to bicker about what to do with you. How are they going to get your attention back on them? This naturally devolves into them having full on screaming matches & fights about who deserves darling more.

(They get quite—passionate.)

It's like a medieval reality show.

Aemond and Aegon punching the shit out of each other.

Alicent: "Those aren't my children."

Rhaenyra (in a booth): "and that was the moment I realized my queer situationship would not be able to take care of our my darling. If she can't even handle her own offspring—how is she going to handle a being from another plane of reality?" hair flip.

[somegrumpynerd]

You're joking LOOK AT HIMMMMMM

he's so proud of himself I can feel this image. Just him pushing his liddol head out through the sleeve 🥺🥺🥺

He's such a choupie baby boi sweetie baby tchoupi tout petit bébé qui connais rien je vais le boufferrrrr arggrgrgrggrg IL EST TROP MIGNONNNNNN

I keep looking back at his face and wanting to squeeze him I'd hug him so tight OH MY GOD

Adhddjhadgsfjd EPIC LOOK OUT THEY’RE GOING TO EAT YOU

Hehe I'm glad you like his sillyness ^^ he is very proud he got the whole way through the sleeves like a little snake, unfortunately before you can hug him we need to get him out of the sleeve which is... proving difficult

[haydenthewitch]

AVERY HAVING TROUBLE BEING "CASUAL" WITH MAX AND TRISTAN BECUSE SHE HAS CUGHT FEELINGS I CANNNTTTT BABEYYY YOU ARE THE ONLY THING IN YOUR WAY. GO FUCK THOSE MEN AND THEN TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM RIGHT NOEEWWWW.

[coldfrcnt]

i apologize but, i will be blocking any muses that are associated with hydra. i don't know the full extent of the lore & i won't pretend i do. but i know some of the nuances of it, i'm just more comfortable with not being associated with any muses that delve into hydra lore - or paint it in a positive light.

[waywardsunlight]

War Crimes McStabbington appreciation post

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

what you have to keep in mind abt arthur being a dickhead and kind of losing it in s3 is that like. it was right after the prison pits. i'm not even talking about the emotional/mental impact here i'm talking purely abt the fact that the dude's physical body was shutting down for like 80 different unrelated reasons the whole time.

he hasn't eaten in over a day or longer. he hasn't eaten anything besides raw meat and hasn't seen the sun and has been coasting juuuust at the edge of Organ Failure levels of dehydration for roughly Three Months. a significant amount of his blood is currently feeding wolves in the snow outside addison because of the neck wound and compound stab-through-skin fractures in his legs that he had to set by himself. also after the red right hand he's hungover or recovering from being poisoned or maybe both. of course he's having a mental breakdown. every single warning light is going off at the same time here. that's basically the only reasonable reaction.

[hychlorions]

making a new post since i don't want to add this to the other one but i read through some of the tags on this bc some of them are funny (my first mistake but also kafka was tagged a bunch lmao) and i was NOT trying to make a run on sentence man i just made it while remembering the time i wrote one that was 93 words long and didn't catch it until months later so stop saying "this post doesn't have a single run on sentence" I KNOW IT DOESN'T BC I WASN'T TRYING TO WRITE A POST WITH A RUN ON SENTENCE!!!!!!!

[scarapanna]

Girl I missed rendering so much aughh..../silly

Just some good old practice with Shadow Milk!!! He should have gotten that damn rabies vaccine I swear../j