#I'm being a silly goofy

[chronicbeans]

So... I'm being unapologetically cringe and have made a Stardew Valley farm just to create a little Stanford Pines farmer (I wanna draw some Gravity Falls/Stardew crossover art but I need inspiration for it, so that's why I made it. Plus Stanford is a comfort character of mine, and Stardew is my comfort game. OwO).

Only problem is, idk who he'd to go for in terms of would he romance or just have Krobus as his roommate for this farm. So, I'm taking a poll to see what y'all think lol. Plus I like seeing the outcomes of polls.

[laurellala-comics]

Examples below:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

Bonus:

[driftingmoonmenace]

I miss the chaos that was Sun Ass Sunday and Moon Ass Monday in the early fandom days so I'm caking them up on this fine night to show my appreciation for what once was 💃✨

[scarapanna]

Rabies

[flowerakatsuka]

realized that i've barely drawn jyushi despite him being my second fave sextuplet, correcting that crime immediately.

[mamiya-a]

The babysitter, Eva and Eveline doing 'hear me out' cake trend and the babysitter can't miss the opportunity to put a horrific picture of Miranda (probably taken while the poor woman was sleeping) as her first proposal.

Meanwhile the reaction of the girls:

"THAT'S OUR MOM?"

(bonus points if later the babysitter is obligated to explain what a 'hear me out' cake is to Miranda, granny can't keep up with them internet jokes)

[deceit-and-knowledge]

I leave to play minecraft with my sister and the gay freak allegations are getting worse goddamnit shadow milk can you go five minutes without saying some Freak Shit about pure vanilla cookie?????

s: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THEY ALL JUST STARTED ON ME!

Pv: you called yourself a good boy

s: AND WHAT ON EARTHBREAD IS WRONG WITH THAT!? I'm just pull the stuff I did with Archie and mmpmmh..mh! *Pouts* (translation: *profanity*)

pv: ... What..

s: mph!

pv: are you pretending you zipped your mouth shut?

s: mhm! Mphmhphmhp phmhmmph mm! (Translation: mhm! if I don't say anything they can't say anything about me)

Mph mphm mph (translation: also I'm not gay)

pv: didn't you basically admit to having feel-

s: WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT!

pv: coward.

s: SHHH. BE QUIET.

[yandereunsolved]

I’ve been grinding on roblox dragon adventures (because I’m still on winter break…I miss my anatomy professor he’s so funny) and therefore have had loads of time to think about my favorite Yandere blorbos, so I thought I’d share one of my ideas with you, which is the self aware cast saying more and more outrageous, obviously not the actual dialogue stuff simply because darling isn’t paying attention- because when I grind for games I usually have a YouTube video or series I’ve watched before playing in the background (cause otherwise it’s too silent) but I’m not actually paying attention to them, so I’ve been thinking about the cast just full on arguing in the background about who darling likes more while darling is basically ignoring them for a silly dragon game

-☀️(I can’t tell if this is long or if it’s just because I’m typing this on my phone…I’ve rewatched hotd so much lately, Also I just noticed cause I was passively watching it while doing my genetics project awhile back but like. The hair just doesn’t work?? Like if you look none of the women have children with their hair color unless the father has the same, and I’m so confused on why?? At first I was like “oh, Targaryen hair is probably just recessive” but then like. All of alicent’s babies have it, so?? Does the hotd universe just have sexism in the genetic code??)

The HOTD universe has genetic sexism.

That's a new one.

That is also what I do. Unless I am listening to a cutscene in a game I usually have music or videos on in the background. So like—I see you. That'd be funny asf.

Imagine even further if whatever game you were enthralled in also had self-aware characters. Even if they weren't self-aware the hotd cast would still be jealous. They'd begin to bicker about what to do with you. How are they going to get your attention back on them? This naturally devolves into them having full on screaming matches & fights about who deserves darling more.

(They get quite—passionate.)

It's like a medieval reality show.

Aemond and Aegon punching the shit out of each other.

Alicent: "Those aren't my children."

Rhaenyra (in a booth): "and that was the moment I realized my queer situationship would not be able to take care of our my darling. If she can't even handle her own offspring—how is she going to handle a being from another plane of reality?" hair flip.

[somegrumpynerd]

You're joking LOOK AT HIMMMMMM

he's so proud of himself I can feel this image. Just him pushing his liddol head out through the sleeve 🥺🥺🥺

He's such a choupie baby boi sweetie baby tchoupi tout petit bébé qui connais rien je vais le boufferrrrr arggrgrgrggrg IL EST TROP MIGNONNNNNN

I keep looking back at his face and wanting to squeeze him I'd hug him so tight OH MY GOD

Adhddjhadgsfjd EPIC LOOK OUT THEY’RE GOING TO EAT YOU

Hehe I'm glad you like his sillyness ^^ he is very proud he got the whole way through the sleeves like a little snake, unfortunately before you can hug him we need to get him out of the sleeve which is... proving difficult

[waywardsunlight]

War Crimes McStabbington appreciation post

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

what you have to keep in mind abt arthur being a dickhead and kind of losing it in s3 is that like. it was right after the prison pits. i'm not even talking about the emotional/mental impact here i'm talking purely abt the fact that the dude's physical body was shutting down for like 80 different unrelated reasons the whole time.

he hasn't eaten in over a day or longer. he hasn't eaten anything besides raw meat and hasn't seen the sun and has been coasting juuuust at the edge of Organ Failure levels of dehydration for roughly Three Months. a significant amount of his blood is currently feeding wolves in the snow outside addison because of the neck wound and compound stab-through-skin fractures in his legs that he had to set by himself. also after the red right hand he's hungover or recovering from being poisoned or maybe both. of course he's having a mental breakdown. every single warning light is going off at the same time here. that's basically the only reasonable reaction.

[hychlorions]

making a new post since i don't want to add this to the other one but i read through some of the tags on this bc some of them are funny (my first mistake but also kafka was tagged a bunch lmao) and i was NOT trying to make a run on sentence man i just made it while remembering the time i wrote one that was 93 words long and didn't catch it until months later so stop saying "this post doesn't have a single run on sentence" I KNOW IT DOESN'T BC I WASN'T TRYING TO WRITE A POST WITH A RUN ON SENTENCE!!!!!!!

[scarapanna]

Girl I missed rendering so much aughh..../silly

Just some good old practice with Shadow Milk!!! He should have gotten that damn rabies vaccine I swear../j

[springbeans-art]

Top of the food chain Print available on INPRNT

[spotaus]

Tauverse thought!

All of the boys (except Cross, rip Cross) love working on all sorts of projects that bring them back to the days that they were Sans. (I like to think Killer was from a normal timeline, Dust was from a Dadster timeline, and Horror came from a handplates version of his au. So, in this vein, they also all have preferred specialities.

Killer likes to study magic, sure, but he's figured out he likes chemistry a lot too. He can recite the periodic table off the back of his head no-sweat, and can probably make at least 5 explosives with just some stuff lying around the mansion thanks to chemical reactions :] However he takes his practice very seriously, so he's only liable to mess stuff up in *other* aus when on missions. In the mansion he's the go-to for getting stains out of your shirts and destroying evidence of wrongdoing. He has at least 1 jar of highly corrosive material up on his shelf.

Dust is an engineer at heart. His dad was always good with the living stuff, but Dust was responsible for a LOT of the wacky traps and conveyor belts in Hotland back in the day, and he only fell out of experimenting and building when he had to start taking care of Paps. He'll do all sorts of stupid shit around the mansion. His most iconic was when he installed orange lazers in the hall outside Killer's room just outside his door. No one ever got hurt, but Nightmare made him take them out. To quell the pranks, Nightmare set Dust on a quest to install blue-magic traps on every window, exit, and entrance of the mansion. For security purposes. Dust also delights in making Killer random upgrades for his prosthetic once he convinces him + gets Nightmare's permission (technically-).

Horror's main field is Physics. He doesn't exactly remember how or when he stumbled across the passion, but he thinks it was when he and Paps stayed with Asgore for a little while and he got ahold of a book of constellations. His specific track is Astrophysics but he dabbles in particle-physics too. He's a bit out of practice, the head injury sure doesn't help and his field is a lot harder to casually study than the others (Especially in a universe with no stars and no access to any big particle colliders) but Nightmare does his best to let Horror visit surface AUs and go to observatories with telescopes and big ol' satellite dishes whenever possible. The others are also shockingly encouraging when Horror brings up a good point only to lose his train of thought halfway through, usually prompting him back to it because they were genuinely curious.

The three tend to have nights where they don't have a mission the next day and they'll sit there and talk about their favorite topic, current project, plans, etc. They used to do it secretly in the training room but now they have a dedicated white-board in the main living room just for it. (Their marker colors are: Purple (Dust), Blue (Killer), Green (Horror), Red (Nightmare), Pink (Cross))

It used to be just Killer and Dust for a long time, but after Killer's leg Horror finally stopped being so nervous around them.

Nightmare occasionally sits in because. Well. He's from a universe where he's pretty sure people were still blood-letting to heal sickness in areas without magic, so most of this "science" is something new to him. It's a good bonding activity because Nightmare gets to see the guys passionate and excited to talk about something, and the guys see Nightmare as a bit more down to Earth, if just briefly.

And at some point Cross is dragged into the hang-out nights and encouraged to talk. He doesn't *do* science though, he'd always been training for the royal guard. So the others tell him to just talk about *something*, doesn't have to be science, and it results in Cross going on long linguistic rants. Because while he was with Dream he got to meet Epic, and Color (a different one from the dead one), and Delta, and CORE Frisk, and a bunch of other aus and got curious about why people all had different speech patterns and dug into that... a lot. And everyone's really just interested and they'll sometimes request explanations of words/phrases for the next time they meet up-

But yeah. Nightmare tries to keep them curious and motivated (Ccino's suggestion) and letting them indulge their interests really helps.