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Hell yeah
#i love shitposting#I'm also drunk#it took me more than three attempts to write the “hunter the parenting” hashtag#hunter the parenting#htp shitpost
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HEY HI HELLO!
Been here for longer than I can remember, same tumblr account through it all. MCU, Sherlock, Top Gun, Random political stuff, ect.
Everything I know about supernatural is because of this hell site.
This hell site also kept me mostly sane during Film School. I'm gonna be here until the actual end of the world.
i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
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Went to a party, kissed two girls :)
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anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)
#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phan#smosh#anthony padilla#mine#my content#hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full#however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It#so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol#i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up#oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried#ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x
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Wait you had autism and still got along with the other kids and knew what was going on with them?? I was never able to do that! I still chose to do my own thing but would have been unable to answer those questions.
I mean I didn't really WANNA make friends for a super long time so it didn't really matter? And if anyone was outright mean I don't think I noticed till like 6th grade.
After 6th a few other kids liked to throw or kick things at my face or steal my art supplies or give me mean nicknames- I remember almost all the boys in my class one year started a thing where if I got within 4 feet of them they'd yell "[tea] GERMS!" and make a dramatic mad-dash escape, and that was kinda hurtful, but IDK how long that was a thing??
Anyhow I started asking them if they had a crush on me or if they were just stupid, and when they asked what I meant I'd just be like "well there's two reasons boys act stupid around girls. Either you have a crush on me, or you're just always this stupid"
And that invariably led to them yelling "I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" or telling me, "I'd rather say I'm stupid than say I like you!"
Which might have been hurtful if I wasn't growing into a mild superiority complex that assured me I was smarter than them, and nicer than them, and there was really no need to desire the approval of stupid, mean people.
(This was, of course, backed up by the fact that my father was one of those mean, stupid sorts of people, and I fully beleived if I could handle him, I could handle anyone my size, and so what if you dont like me? My own dad doesnt like me, am i supposed to value your opinion?)
Then by highschool I got hot, and if one of them started chatting me up I'd just be like "You wrote in my yearbook in 2002 that I was a huge loser. Why would I want to hang out with you"
And by THEN I'd met enough genuinely fun, interesting people who actually liked me that I was never around anyone who openly disliked me anyways.
Not until I started to realize I wasn't 100% a girl and cut my hair off- Then I started hearing other girls whispering to each other that I looked like a lesbian- gasp- which, again, was actually pretty funny, 'cause then I'd just tell them not to get their hopes up 'cause I wasn't available.
Then I graduated, and moved, and it turns out I'm actually kind of hot funny smart and successful, and whenever I fall into the deep deep pit of dumb ugly stupid imposter-syndrome, I remember that as mean as other kids were sometimes, their parents thought I was the best.
So anyways get fucked Gabe from ninth grade, your mom used to give me candy and bail me out of detention. I had the biggest fucking crush on your mom dude
#But uhhh I guess if I can give anyone in the weirdo seat some advice it'd be Prioritize whose opinions you care about#Learn to like yourself#and Don't take any of that shit seriously like the MINUTE you get out it stops mattering#Also I'm a security guard now so I've hauled Gabe's drunk on a Tuesday stupid ass out of ditches a few times#That definitely makes things better#I never forgot the hockey puck Gabe you dumbshit#How's your mom
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for the love of god can some of u sing/yell on pitch at these concerts i'm begging 😭😭
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#eh canon event ig ?#*points at lqq* YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT#also that part when he got drunk and passed out in an open grave ??#and he cursed for the first time ??#I'm afraid this has happened a lot in the span of 800 years#ALSO XIE LIAN CURSING IS MY HEADCANON OKAY I JUST KNOW HUA HUA FALLS MORE IN LOVE EVERYTIME XIE LIAN SWEARS HMPH#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf meme
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Guys, hang on.
What if........ Emma-may... Southern Black Woman.......... Guys.... Think about it, that's all I ask 🙏🙏
#I'm drawing FiddEmmaStan fan art and I'm.... I can only think#I'm just a dash inebriated but my thoughts are mostly lucid ‼️#i drew the sketch a little tipsy and now I'm trusting fully drunk me to do the lineart#but I'm having fun and that's all that matters me thinks 🙏#might be a bad idea#I won't post it until sober me looks back over it that guy rules#any way#i was just thinking#i don't think I've ever drawn a black woman that's embarrassing#at least I've never posted a drawing of a black woman which y'know also embarrassing#guys...... I can't keep drawing white men 😭 it's not good for my morale#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#FiddEmmaStan#fiddemma#THINK ABOUT IT GUYS PLEASE
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shadowzel but it's @dustybones and my art styles cuddling 😌💞
#new cookie dust original#we have so much fun with these and i'm always SO excited to share#bg3#shadowzel#lae’zel#shadowheart#cookiebear art#dusty art#also thank you dusty for putting up with my drunk ass deciding to do the sketch#cookie dust collabs
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Tim's unternet suit really is the most glaringly obvious hero worship/crush for Dick thing he ever has. in the unternet, where Tim's subconscious creates what he is. that's the suit his brain comes up with? something so clearly derivative of Nightwing? down to the *finger stripes*?
red robin #19
this is gay as hell. the reason Tim can't wear this soul irl is bc the first thing he would do is jerk off in it. and he couldn't handle the embarrassment of Dick seeing how similar it is. if DC ever made this Tim's official suit the first thing they would have to do is make Tim and Dick fuck in it. i'm so close to writing that fic i won't lie.
#batcest#dicktim#timdick#tim drake x dick grayson#this does NOT get the festerings tag it's far too low effort#i'm drunk i rlly should mention that#i need a drunk tag wait#necrotic fermentings#sure that works#this is SO low effort and unserious btw#i did have to google 'tim drake tied up' bc it was important to me i used THAT specific panel for this.#also was important to me his dick was not cropped out#someone dare me to write the fic /j#i'm so serious i'm drunk enough to write a low quality ficlet rn#nothing serious enough to go on ao3 but like if someone reblogged/sent an ask asking for it i'd do it#i've had a shit day tbh it'd bring me joy#all of this is /lh#also the IRONY of this suit happening while dick is batman (i think)#actually was bruce alive for the unternet arc? ignore me i don't know.#and i'm too toasted to check. but batman!dick fucking tim in *this* suit could be fun won't lie#anyway cheers this is so silly.
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shitty Sand appreciation
#only friends the series#ofts#oftsedit#first kanaphan#asianlgbtqdramas#userjamiec#tuserrowan#userbon#tusersilence#tuserhidden#tostrangers#esmetracks#fordaniseyes#my gifs#my edits#mine: only friends#mine: sand#mine: first kanaphan#ofs sand#i have so many angry sand gifs i've never put in anything#someone shout at me to compile them all at the end of the anniversary sets#the weird fandom version of sand that's all sad sweetie darling can't-do-wrong bores the hole off me#give me the slightly irrational yelly stubborn hyperindependent control freak with a penchant for arseholery that canon gave us#sure he has a habit of getting morose but he also has a love of stealing things from his friends phones to emotionally manipulate people#and chest kicking drunks (deserved or not. still weird. delightful but weird.)#he does a fair amount of yelling and getting in faces in general#we only saw the parts we saw bc ray brought him into the story. we can extrapolate by how much he was yelling at ray that he's a yelly guy#these tags are not the place for this i'm stopping now#anyway he's the loml#the way gif 3 is shot they should've kissed right then tbh
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iT's ThE CuP, GirL
#i am...ery hungover rn but I'm pretty sure I came up w this graphic while I was still drunk and its been stuck in my head so I had to make i#it was a fucking struggle to think this is honestly just made on fuckn instinct so ... ok going to uh....space out as I watch the race now#also ive been thinking of this quote since I first heard it...so good. so good of him. queer ally fr#nhl#florida panthers#matthew tkachuk#kyle.graphics#nhledit#matthewtkachukedit
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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we can't keep doing this bill
#art#cartoons#gravity falls#bill cipher#//#alcohol#you're done bill! love loses! go home!#in the new stuff he's got that beer glass but i'm fond of his gay little martini y'know#i'm so glad the triangle can get drunk#also ''cockalorum'' means ''a self-important little man'' btw#so give it up for irony#as for the code? well i spent like an hour trying to make it and write it so you figure it out#it's still guessable with context clues though
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TinimmyWeek Day 1 - Party/Drunk
Already the favourite comic I've ever drawn. Ever. Happy tinimmy week I've never felt so aliveeee~
#yeah no drunk jocelyn can't count either and also i'm contributing to espresso tina#loooooove this prompt#tinimmyweek24#tinimmyweek#bobs burgers#bobs burgers fanart#bob's burgers#jimmy pesto jr#tina belcher#tinimmy
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Coming back⏳
#Posting this now in the middle of the night bc I'm still in my feelings era#Fuyuhiko kuzuryu#Hajime hinata#Kuzuhina#Sdr2#Super danganronpa 2#Danganronpa 2#Danganronpa#Fun fact the first time I blacked out drunk I came to holding my friends hand#Also one time I had a killer migraine fit. Also came back holding hands#Conclusion: holding hands is like cats purring .... Healing#An art#OH also me and a girl who would later be my gf (not anymore) once woke up holding hands before we knew each other too well
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