#I'm a fucking moron I know
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Sorry but Jiang Cheng's birthday being on the 5th of November is absolutely incredible to me as a British person. Today is the day when Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament and failed. It is also the only day where ALL British people, simultaneously, become incredibly feral and start throwing literally anything into a huge ass open flame in some random field. Now, this may sound random, but think of the Burning of Lotus Pier. Imagine Jiang Cheng's reaction to how people celebrate his birthday.
#four being a dumbass#hehehehe#I'm a fucking moron I know#but by god if it doesn't make me giggle a little bit#I can't help it lmao#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao su shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#happy birthday Jiang Cheng
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I'm on chpt20 and I want to study SQQ like a bug. My man is flushed, hair down, robes literally falling off his shoulders, LBH on his lap playing with his hair and kissing him... and he finally cottons on to the fact that maybe this isn't how you have a platonic and important discussion. Enforces it for all of five seconds at which point LBH starts massaging his waist and SQQ is back to being like "yeah this is fine and normal". Amazing. Can't believe he insults the IQ of SQH's characters.
#Shen 'the pot' Qingqiu meet Shang 'the kettle' Qinghua - fucking morons#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#sqq#lbh#honestly thought i'd be finishing bk3 today i was so ready to devour the last hundred pages after work today#and then i slammed face first into this mental image and was completely derailed#mxtx you can't keep being the funniest mfer out there it makes it so hard to read without needing to stop and draw#i seriously cannot BELIEVE this#this would not be a slowburn for anyone OTHER than sqq i'm so angry#i read the bit where lbh is so overwhelmed he buries his face into sqq's lapels and had a moment of#''gee that's so cute i may need to stop and draw this... NO BE STRONG KEEP READING this is cute but the conversation is#too interesting to stop now!!'' i said with all the naivety of someone who doesn't realize how ridiculous sqq is about to become#Bene Finish This Book Tomorrow Without Being Derailed Challenge#my art#i know in my picture lbh is not massaging his waist but the visual shorthand didn't translate quite as easily as a shoulder massage#for silly cartoony pictures like this broad strokes tend to work better than strict accuracy... hence the paraphrasing :P
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i don't understand the need for garbage disposals when trash cans exist but the allure of feeding a sink beast my leftovers is tempting
#and yes I know I'm American#but I've never had one or knew anyone else who had one#so I'd never seen or used one irl until I stayed with my girlfriend#she saw me scraping my leftover food into her trash can like a fucking moron#and instead of breaking up with me she just held my free hand like 'babe no come here.. i got you'#then proceeded to flip a switch that made her kitchen sink turn into an undiscovered level of Dante's hell
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Lockwood & Co. - What Could Have Been (Season 2)
#lockwood & co.#lockwood and co#lockwoodandcoedit#lockwood spoilers#lockwood book spoilers#mine#ok to rb#arsema thomas was my dreamcast for holly but#i always imagine her with lik 50s vibes and laura harrier had that aesthetic nailed down in Hollywood#i also think the show would have done the cape scene differently#hence lucy's weird frost vision during the bone glass scene#i chose this kipps scene bc it's my favorite he's like I'm Actually Just Talking to Lucy Because You Morons Won't Listen Also Fuck U George#plus i feel like they'd use it to torture lw a little bit in the show#i also NEED to know what they planned on doing with norrie
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missed the bus by one minute because of my piece of shit job fuck my stupid baka life etc
#i don't even know what that phrase is from or what it means really but from context i think thats how it's used#i probably could have sprinted and caught it but i didn't feel like experiencing that much pain today#i have to go to the fucking store too kms#i'm completely out of toilet paper so it's not even optional#i'm so tired he keeps fucking overbooking us and then getting pissy when everything isn't done at the normal time like mf YOUR ass did this#i do NOT fucking want to go back there they put too much on the books for my dumbass#it would be one thing if the veterinarian like looked at the animals and did his thing and then wrote the clinic notes#or told me what to write. but he's fucking insane so instead i have to try to psychically figure out what to write and when i can't do that#he snaps at me and talks at me like i'm a moron for asking questions. normal way to act#and next week is already almost as insane as this week was it's not sustainable i literally havent even had time to sweep the floor all week#it's covered in dog toenails and shit. this is simply unsustainable#me
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(Context: I'm AuDHD and have ZERO ability to do the thing when I think about doing the thing. I'm trying a new stimulant, Azstarys, and it's given me that ability.)
What it's like having executive function: The moment I think about doing something, it's done. For the first time ever I can make my body move as fast as I can think.
I've been awake for 5½ hours and this is what I've completed:
Went to say hi to a friend for his birthday, which involved: Driving across town, driving into downtown, and finding parking at a parking meter to go to an unfamiliar restaurant.
Dropped him and his wife off back at their house, which involved: Navigating on slippery and unfamiliar roads at night on semi-plowed roads.
Got home and cleaned my room, which involved: Putting all the crap I had strewn about into bins, putting the bins into the halls, picking garbage off the floor, pulling out the broom and dustpan, sweeping, pulling out the vacuum, vacuuming, pulling out furniture, pushing the furniture back, walking up and down the basement stairs to get things, putting the broom back, putting the vacuum back, putting the bins with crap back into my room to sort through later.
Made myself a milkshake, which involved: Pulling out all ingredients, making the milkshake, putting all the ingredients back, and hand-washing the blender and lid. And then I cleaned the few dishes left in the sink and cleaned the sink itself because it looked a little crusty.
The main takeaway I've learned from all this?
Efficiency is a bio-mechanical function, and how well this mechanical function works is NOT a matter of self-discipline or willpower.
When you have working executive function—when it doesn't cause your nervous system pain to set-switch and to execute tasks—doing tasks is EASY. SO EASY. MINDLESS. The moment I'd think about doing something, my body is suddenly doing it.
Additionally, none of this exhausted me. None of it inflicted pain on my nervous system. In fact, the only reason why I'd stop doing a task is purely because it gets boring to do, NOT because I'm burning out from constant pain-exposure.
Fuck literally everyone who claims this shit's a matter of willpower or discipline. If it feels like that to them, then that's testament to just how fucking easy they have it.
#actually adhd#adult adhd#adhd#actually autistic#executive dysfunction#I am so excited to fucking outpace all these morons now that the chains are off#I'm like that one kid in naruto who takes off the weights off his ankles#you know the visual#life better be ready because neither god nor the devil can stop me
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the mere suggestion that they might cast a Black. Man. as fucking snape is enough to have me wondering if the brian thompson hit man is taking new clients
#when you try so hard to be progressive you actually regress!#hey guys actually casting a marginalised actor as the in world equivalent of a fucking KKK member is moronic! hope this helps#there's a world in which that works and has nuance and is thought provoking but the fuckign h*rry p*tter hbo show is not gonna be that!!#snape is the most textbook perfect example of the current phenomenon of lonely bitter incel white men being groomed by right-wing extremism#WHY WOULD YOU WASTE THAT OPPORTUNITY.#DONT FUCKIN PISS ME OFF RN#anyway i forgot they were making that piece of shit if anyone i know ever watches a second of it i'm cutting them out of my life lmao#my gf just texted me abt this and i took psychic damage so. here we are#ep
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I desire fanfics out there where the government specifically targets the micronations cause they aren't nations but they aren't people either. Also, it would make more sense cause you'd notice a nation go missing pretty fast vs if a micronation goes missing. Only other micronations or people in close/constant contact with that micronation will notice their disappearance and even then, would any of the nations actually care? Probably not lol You have the perfect test subjects. They are so much different from their nation counterpart too like, what do you mean you're a man-made fort in the middle of the ocean? What do you mean you spawned from a driveway dispute?
NIKO NIKO WOULD BE SUCH A TARGET BECAUSE OF HOW HE WAS A HUMAN THAT BECAME A MICRONATION BEFORE GIVING UP HIS NATION STATUS AND BECOMING HUMAN AGAIN It gives the government or scientists more wiggle room to try to create their own micronations or even become some for the sake of immortality and whatever. Then they can work on going after the nations from there.
Anyways, Blue and I are going feral over this and working on our own AUs that deal with this in a sense <3
#iced_coffeearts#aph micronations#hws micronations#aph niko niko#hws niko niko#begging for scraps fr#feels like im talking to a wall when I mention the micronations#the whole fandom just shits itself and vomits like L I guess#theres always gonna be the members of a fandom that don't like younger characters cause they cringe knowing damn well#they were probably like them when they were younger or worse and hate to be reminded of it </3#LOOKING AT YOU YUGIOH ZEXAL FANDOM#YUMA'S 13 YEAR OLD BOY OF COURSE HE'S GONNA BE A FUCKING MORON#Anyways <3#PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE THIS IDEA AND RUN WITH IT#I'M BEGGING Y'ALL PLS#these children yearn for the mines
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It's kind of insane to me that a cop saw a disabled women sobbing and covered in blood deliriously crying that a doll killed her family. And he immediately thinks, yes, she definitely did it, there is no other potential explanation, now I'm going to mock her with facts about ancient Egypt.
#like what if someone just broke in and she hit her head#you don't fucking know#wait for the courts to decide#you haven't even had the time to tape off the crime scene#fuck this guy#im glad he died#one of tiffany's valid moments#i just hope his last thought was#oh i fucked this all up I'm a moron
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can't believe i saw someone try to negate the idea that there wasn't real love between thomas and ellen nosferatu (especially on the part of thomas) by saying he was 'saying the conventional thing' it's the 1830s??????? it is the year 1838 in europe?????? no the convention husbandly response to his wife in hysterics saying she's unclean sure as shit wasn't to hold her and say he doesn't care?????? that's the exact OPPOSITE of the conventional thing????? hell even today it's not the conventional thing you people are insane!
#personal#none of you people know ANYTHING i swear to christ#there is something valuable to thomas reacting to ellen's crisis in the UNCONVENTIONAL way#by saying that he loves her and still cares for her and will be by her side#given that the convention was to lock your wife up in an insane asylum if she was even experiencing a modicum of like postpartum depression#it is the first half of the nineteenth century anno domini do you REALLY think it was conventional to be accepting#of what appear to be severe mental health issues????????#or demonic fucking possession or whatever else people might have thought was going on#robert eggers i'm so sorry i'm so sorry you're making movies for an audience of largely illiterate morons who don't know anything
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Square Enix, learn how to market games again, 2025.
#remember before when square enix didn't release trailers at an event and i mentioned somewhere that i wanted to post an angry rant but was#refraining?#ooooooh are we there again--but much worse: because it's even WORSE that they haven't even showed anything by now--and i don't know if i#can refrain anymore. or if i even should. maybe they NEED someone to go off on them#i'm sorry: but you can't tell me that this isn't their new ceo's fault. because they never did stuff like this before. and at least in this#regard i feel like he's a moron#and even if it turns out that thegamersjoint's talk about them doing their own showcase this month is true i still think it's stupid they#didn't show anything here (even if they think it's a more costly effective decision to show things at their own show) because they'd get#more attention for games at the state of play than their own show#and also thegamersjoint recently said that this supposed show is mainly aimed at nintendo switch 2 games and that kh and ff aren't even#going to be there. so if any of that is even true to begin with. lol. we're still fucked according to that#really i could go on and on but i'll stop for now#all this being said i'm not just a se girlie and there were things at the state of play that definitely interested me (though i slept#through most of it sadly)#like lost soul aside that i've had my eyes on for years and is FINALLY coming out. and this last trailer for it was great#and tides of annihilation can just take my money now#and as a fnaf fan i'm interested in secrets of the mimic#-goes to watch the rest of the show that i missed-
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Exam hit me with two concept that I've literally never heard of (or at least never been explained to me).
"semantic html" -> the <> with things like "img" and other clearly-defined content to them.
"dependency injection" -> a method that receives objects, instead of creating them from scratch (aka, literally how all of our programming is done).
Thankfully, they only amount to 15% of the exam-result, so hopefully I'll still pass?
#school#personal stuff#semantic html feels like such a pointless thing to ask about? like. who cares what you call the damn things.#that's like going into english class and asking you to explain the official words for ''...'' or similar non-words#instead of asking you about HOW TO READ.#dependency injection is more of a wtf moment. bcs like... teach? did you not explain the word for this?#did you just use it randomly and fast-forward through it enough that nobody managed to actually ask what the words mean?#(he might've explained it. but i'm pretty sure it doesn't show up in our actual video-materials. so... who knows how that'll go.)#we also got an ''arrange these concepts in the order that they happen'' which was DEFINITELY not covered.#when the fuck were we talking about IP-addresses? hmm? when was DNS mentioned?#i mean i could guess some of the order from the context of it all. but others were wild guesses. so... that's fun.#sooo... yeah. some of the questions were a bit difficult and others were easy. and some of it were just... semantics that don't matter#which sounds about right. i think my teacher might be something of a moron? and hopefully we can rake him over the coals for this.#(though i suppose that depends on if my lack of ''proper studying'' means that i just ''missed things'' that others didn't)#(but like. if NOBODY answers some of those questions correctly? then i feel like we should take him to task for those questions)#(either for him not actually teaching us about those concepts. or bcs they shouldn't have been in the damn exam to begin with)
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Ugh how do I live in this house \(_ _)
Rant in the tags ignore me :3
#mizu's messy life#this is so-#brother got fired from his SIXTH job#no call no show just because he had a bad day the day before. he slipped and apparently that's grounds for skipping#without telling anyone#on top of that he's been lying ab every little thing#hasn't been showering or brushing his teeth and YES I know this is somwthing that comes with depression#but he doesn't have depression#mr. i'm so depressed and the only thing that makes me feel better is playing xbox with friends for 16 hours a day#_(._.)_ and then my dad#oh my fucking god#he voted for trump because after his 'research' (watching fucking red neck tik toks) 'his ideals match up' !?!? what fucking ideals??#three different times if I hadn't escaped the situation#I would've been forced to either get out of the country for an abortion or fucking die#my body wouldn't be able to handle pregnancy#three different doctors have told me that#tellin me to be careful if I get another bf or something#LIKE HELL YOUR IDEALS MATCH HIS you voted your three daughters right away because you're a fucking moron#he hasn't been home since election but my fucking god if I fucking see him soon#honestly close to going for a second degree with a job needed abroad so I can gtfo in a way I can afford#(/´△`\)don't mind me I'm in a bad mood all of a sudden cause dad called ugh#it's my secret account so I'll just leave this here
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I think I might actually legitimately be at my limit. Like I think I've reached the end of my rope, actually
#liz's personal tag#it's really not that big a deal I think#it's just been tiny things all piling up#one after the fucking other#and i think i just made a goof at work because i can't find an email telling this lady that i'm attending her fair on wednesday#even though i have confirmations for the other three schools i'm going to#and outlook looooooooves to delete my fucking emails#so i'm hoping and praying that i did actually email to rsvp#or that she'll be willing to make an exception and let me come#i'm just so fucking tired of having to teach myself how to do shit at this job#because there's only so much the people around me know how to do or teach me#and my actual supervisor never sat me down and showed me how to do the things i needed to know how to do#so i'm constantly finding out that i don't know how to do stupidly simple things and then i look like a fucking moron#and i'm so tired of feeling stupid all the time and i just want to cry even though everyone knows it's not my fault#and fuck y'all i just feel so fucking stupid right now and i hate it and now i'm crying#anyway here's wonderwall
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Shoutout to the random lFG party i joined for ATM who watched me ;
whiff a jump
tp back
die to a rock
use an orb
die to the king after jumping down from said rock
use an orb
watch the king die
get picked up by the game cuz of enemy death
roll clean off the edge of the platform the second I got back up
and then leave the party
all in the span of twenty seconds
#it was the most rapidfire fuck ups ive done ever I think#just wham bam wham bam wham bam GONE#I'm nothing if not a professional moron#honestly do not know if the orb got me up on the enemy death it all happened too fast#I was not going back down for any loot I left and went back to LA
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I'm going to be bitching about Star for a while now. I'll tag them all with #asc spoilers, but really what the fuck was this book?
#morningtalks#asc spoilers#The biggest flop I've ever seen in the history of everything#How could you even fail this so badly? Where did you think these were good ideas?#The Icestar thing I'm personally miffed about because I genuinely wanted Froststar. Not for her happiness but because she's the only cat#Who felt like she had a bit of a REASON to be leader#Look for the less obvious choices. Makes a senior warrior they ALREADY CONSIDERED leader#While she was off on a whole other adventure in Another Book You Gotta Buy Now To Know What Icewing Was Up To#While the Real Plot Was Happening#Splashtail is dead already when she arrives#Do these fucking morons really just sit on their asses AGAIN up until Icewing arrives/Frostpaw wakes up?#Timeskips of hell. I hate it here#Berryheart's death is also one I am FURIOUS about#Woman Died For Her Daughter So Now She's Good and All Her Family Mourns Her#They really had to go Redemption Death for the most radioactive piece of garbage in existence#She spent THE ENTIRE ARC being an absolute shithead berating her son/trying to KILL her own daughter-in-law#Manipulating (or at least trying to) Sunbeam. Plotting against Tigerstar within and outside of ShadowClan#Was fully into the plan to trap Tiger and co ''because then she could fix ShadowClan herself and get River out''#This fucking book I swear I hate it so deeply#How do you fail such an arc?#How idiotic do you have to be to not let Sunbeam (and Spireclaw) deal with their rancid mother once and for all?#Why does Sunbeam still Love Her So Much after everything?#(okay I know Trauma and Parents and growing up within odd situations and how you still kinda love them)#But Berryheart was a Problem the entire arc#Why?#It is really just because Berryheart is Mom and this Has The Mom Instinct still?#You let some rando horrendous man kill his own daughter in SkyClan's destiny by accident. Why can't Sun and Berry fight?#I wanted some horrific death for Berry. One that would haunt Sunbeam for a long time and maybe if needed cement her choice#To not return to ShadowClan because it hurts#Yes I wanted SUNBEAM to kill Berryheart (or at the very least Spireclaw)
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