#I'm a fucking moron I know

[sillygoofyqueer]

Sorry but Jiang Cheng's birthday being on the 5th of November is absolutely incredible to me as a British person. Today is the day when Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament and failed. It is also the only day where ALL British people, simultaneously, become incredibly feral and start throwing literally anything into a huge ass open flame in some random field. Now, this may sound random, but think of the Burning of Lotus Pier. Imagine Jiang Cheng's reaction to how people celebrate his birthday.

[benevolenterrancy]

I'm on chpt20 and I want to study SQQ like a bug. My man is flushed, hair down, robes literally falling off his shoulders, LBH on his lap playing with his hair and kissing him... and he finally cottons on to the fact that maybe this isn't how you have a platonic and important discussion. Enforces it for all of five seconds at which point LBH starts massaging his waist and SQQ is back to being like "yeah this is fine and normal". Amazing. Can't believe he insults the IQ of SQH's characters.

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

i don't understand the need for garbage disposals when trash cans exist but the allure of feeding a sink beast my leftovers is tempting

[alphacrone]

Lockwood & Co. - What Could Have Been (Season 2)

[prefrontal-bastard]

(Context: I'm AuDHD and have ZERO ability to do the thing when I think about doing the thing. I'm trying a new stimulant, Azstarys, and it's given me that ability.)

What it's like having executive function: The moment I think about doing something, it's done. For the first time ever I can make my body move as fast as I can think.

I've been awake for 5½ hours and this is what I've completed:

Went to say hi to a friend for his birthday, which involved: Driving across town, driving into downtown, and finding parking at a parking meter to go to an unfamiliar restaurant.

Dropped him and his wife off back at their house, which involved: Navigating on slippery and unfamiliar roads at night on semi-plowed roads.

Got home and cleaned my room, which involved: Putting all the crap I had strewn about into bins, putting the bins into the halls, picking garbage off the floor, pulling out the broom and dustpan, sweeping, pulling out the vacuum, vacuuming, pulling out furniture, pushing the furniture back, walking up and down the basement stairs to get things, putting the broom back, putting the vacuum back, putting the bins with crap back into my room to sort through later.

Made myself a milkshake, which involved: Pulling out all ingredients, making the milkshake, putting all the ingredients back, and hand-washing the blender and lid. And then I cleaned the few dishes left in the sink and cleaned the sink itself because it looked a little crusty.

The main takeaway I've learned from all this?

Efficiency is a bio-mechanical function, and how well this mechanical function works is NOT a matter of self-discipline or willpower.

When you have working executive function—when it doesn't cause your nervous system pain to set-switch and to execute tasks—doing tasks is EASY. SO EASY. MINDLESS. The moment I'd think about doing something, my body is suddenly doing it.

Additionally, none of this exhausted me. None of it inflicted pain on my nervous system. In fact, the only reason why I'd stop doing a task is purely because it gets boring to do, NOT because I'm burning out from constant pain-exposure.

Fuck literally everyone who claims this shit's a matter of willpower or discipline. If it feels like that to them, then that's testament to just how fucking easy they have it.

[iced-coffeebean]

I desire fanfics out there where the government specifically targets the micronations cause they aren't nations but they aren't people either. Also, it would make more sense cause you'd notice a nation go missing pretty fast vs if a micronation goes missing. Only other micronations or people in close/constant contact with that micronation will notice their disappearance and even then, would any of the nations actually care? Probably not lol You have the perfect test subjects. They are so much different from their nation counterpart too like, what do you mean you're a man-made fort in the middle of the ocean? What do you mean you spawned from a driveway dispute?

NIKO NIKO WOULD BE SUCH A TARGET BECAUSE OF HOW HE WAS A HUMAN THAT BECAME A MICRONATION BEFORE GIVING UP HIS NATION STATUS AND BECOMING HUMAN AGAIN It gives the government or scientists more wiggle room to try to create their own micronations or even become some for the sake of immortality and whatever. Then they can work on going after the nations from there.

Anyways, Blue and I are going feral over this and working on our own AUs that deal with this in a sense <3

[silvershewolf247]

It's kind of insane to me that a cop saw a disabled women sobbing and covered in blood deliriously crying that a doll killed her family. And he immediately thinks, yes, she definitely did it, there is no other potential explanation, now I'm going to mock her with facts about ancient Egypt.

[khaotunq]

Ryu's Adventures In... laundry and breaking up with the emotional support himbos. First Kanaphan as Ryu (Wake Up Ladies: Very Complicated, 2020).

[nymphaforesta]

if you were thinking about helping someone out so you get them some tickets they missed for a concert, save yourself and don't do it :)

[arcane-vagabond]

I think I might actually legitimately be at my limit. Like I think I've reached the end of my rope, actually

[navree]

you really have to admire my dad's cousin for not even telling us my great aunt was sick until she's literally about to go into hospice care while we're all across the ocean, that's such a nice thing to do :)

[commanders-sole-braincell]

Shoutout to the random lFG party i joined for ATM who watched me ;

whiff a jump

tp back

die to a rock

use an orb

die to the king after jumping down from said rock

use an orb

watch the king die

get picked up by the game cuz of enemy death

roll clean off the edge of the platform the second I got back up

and then leave the party

all in the span of twenty seconds

[morningmask27]

I'm going to be bitching about Star for a while now. I'll tag them all with #asc spoilers, but really what the fuck was this book?

[ciipher-arts]

Minecraft Story Mode my beloved

[daxite]

i think some of you guys are looking way too fucking deep into the shitty minecraft movie lol

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Just had the idea of doing a Roxy askblog that's based on it being a secret blog she's not allowed to have and every so often if someone asks her something she just says stuff like "To the Fazspy reading this, I'm not the real Roxy." to try and throw the staff off her trail lmao

Will probably never make a blog like that, but it could be kinda funny. Maybe I bring the idea of an 'ask Roxy anything' game back where I draw the answers for it instead so it's not a whole ass blog dedicated to Roxy being a sneaky lil shit on the internet