#I'm 99.9% sure this won't happen

[paperlovesadness]

ALSO JUSTICE FOR JET SKIS

Last chance Alex. Last chance

[rowenasdarling]

Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as involved with the selfship community for a good while but I don’t think I’ve ever seen toxic non-sharers, I’m surprised by the sudden change in attitude people have towards them. People always talk about how it’s your responsibility to curate your online experience and you can always block and scroll if you dislike something, so why are they getting mad at non-sharers for doing that?

can't say I've ever seen anyone being overly toxic or hateful about doubles honestly... again, NOT saying it doesn't ever happen!!! i'm sure it probably does bc bad people unfortunately exist everywhere, and that IS wrong and my thoughts go out to victims of this sort of behaviour. but it does seem to me that the outrage is grossly disproportionate to the scale of the actual issue... i just don't think we as a community need these PSA posts when it is not, as far as i can tell, as widespread of a problem amongst non-sharers as these types of posts make it out to be. surely it would be more effective to simply call out toxic people as and when they start piping up, rather than consistently throw "reminders" at everyone when 99.9% of us don't need them.

also lets be so fr are the PSA's and anon confessions really helping anyway? someone who thinks harassment is acceptable probably won't respond to "hey non-sharers, harassment is mean and bad!!! ur delusional!!!"... all they seem to be achieving is annoying/upsetting people who aren't doing anything wrong lmfao...

[storieschats]

ACOTAR reactions: ACOTAR grand final leaves only one question: is being in Feyre's head what anyone really wants?

Note: Check out previous reactions here. Feel free to comment, reblog, like and talk to be about books whenever! We have finished the first book everybody!!!

Book 1 Page 419 of 419

What's happened so far: So there were the 3 tests: in the first one she had to kill a worm, dune style, in the 2nd she had to solve a riddle that she only managed with the help of Rhysand with whom she made a deal at the end of the 1st task that she would spend 1 week with him every month in exchange for him healing her from the wounds she got from killing the worm. Then the last task is to kill two innocents plus Tamlin and she realises she can do it because Tamlin has a heart of stone and won't die. So she wins the tasks but doesn't break the curse because loopholes buttt after being tortured for a while she discovers the solution to the riddle and manages to break the curse but dies so to save her, the high lords turn her into a high fae. She and Tamlin return to the mansion. The end!

What I thought: Honestly, it was a strange book for me in terms of whether or not I enjoyed it. I think my highlight was the last session when I was on page 300, these last pages were meh for me I guess. But I think in general it was...ok.  Yes I think in general I liked it.

Positive points:

I had never read anything with fairies or fae before so this was a nice novelty for me! I really liked when weird and unusual fae came into play, the ones that actually make you think of real world mythology.

I really like that point in stories where people are taken into this magical world and learn things and have to adapt so I liked the part where she lives in the mansion and starts to learn more about this whole world that was unknown to her!

Amarantha was a good villain! Rest in hell, my girl!

I liked that Feyre killed those innocents in the last task. Most books would have found a way for the main character not to do the ‘dishonourable’ thing and I liked that this one went against expectations. It took a chance and I think it became better for it.

Negative points:

Feyre makes stupid life decisions and is annoying. Like don't go after the Suriel, Feyre goes after the Suriel, don't go to the festival, she goes to the festival, don't leave, she leaves, don't come back, she comes back. And I think that made me dislike Feyre a bit. Also, I kind of knew the answer to that final enigma, or at least I had a better guess than her for god's sake. I found her a bit insipid too to add to the annoyances... Poor Feyre anyway, she has characteristics I like: she's brave and kinda ruthless, but still not my most beloved character.

Tamlin has spent the whole book being a nice person and I'm 99.9% sure he's going to do a 180° in the next book which is annoying me beforehand because he gives 0 indication of having some horrible hidden personality trait in this book. I wish romance books could be ‘and well I found out at the end of it all, that when our lives weren't in danger I didn't like him that much so it was off to the other guy I liked better’ instead of ‘and then I found out he was a controlling serial killer who probably cheated on me and so my only option is the other guy’ ugh.

Final Star Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ I think it just about reaches 3 stars for me

Predictions and final thoughts: Obviously, Tamlin is going to be horrible in the next book and she's going to fall in love with Rhysand in those weeks that she lives with him. The next villain should be King What's-his-name who wants to reclaim the human kingdoms.

The book says that Amarantha dies and it even shows her body and everything but it's fantasy so who knows.

The deal was a bit weird just because why? Why force her to go there with us if we are not the bad guy. Also I had heard of the lap dance while drugged scene on the internet and I didn't know it was in this book/series but honestly with the context it's not.....very..... horrible. Like I think I realise what he was doing... I think.

[thegoodthegrandandtheugly]

About that confession of Handful Arjuna fans attacking Karna fans on their alts I'm 99.9% sure all of them are one person.

Its a genuine pathethic move and it gives Arjuna fans a more negative light than they already have

I mean showing discomfort for incest is valid but harassing all other Karna fans even the ones who just happened to draw Karna is... concerning, maybe mind your own business??

I believe I know who you're talking about and I'm fairly certain it isn't just them. The anon who sent in that message actually added a handful of receipts that I looked into myself. Putting them in the confession felt inappropriate and tacky for a blog of this nature but I held onto them in the event that someone made an issue out of it.

Not to say that's what you're doing; I do understand why people would be dubious of the claim and I appreciate your politeness. But to prevent this from becoming a back and forth and because people will ask for them anyway, I will just post them here.

This has since been deleted. Different artist from the one above Tweets within this image Different artist than the ones above

I suppose this could still be that same person over the course of several months. In my eyes that seems unlikely, but it's not impossible.

If you believe these are fake or that this is one person then I can't stop you. I checked for myself and they all seemed legitimate, but I'm disinterested in litigating this so I won't be engaging with any further asks regarding this. I'm posting what I was given and that's all. I don't have a horse in this race save for the fact that I think harassing creators is unacceptable.

For what it's worth I personally don't think fans of Arjuna are nearly as bad as what some anons seem to think. I believe all fans have a few rotten people in them that enjoy causing problems.

[bug-the-chicken-nug]

warning for petty bitching about h/s/r. and a disclaimer that if you like the game, i'm not judging you. (and i won't tag this, so hopefully, nobody who doesn't want to see this will) but like. wow i really did unfortunately get weirdly fixated on wanting to make a fic for a franchise where when I look in the wiki and on youtube to try and study, I just keep getting repeatedly reminded the actual game and it's actual lore... frankly... piss me off. repeatedly. 1: so much of this lore being really fascinating but also rampantly messy, bloated in scale, and wildly overdramatic. like so much going on it starts being hard to actually connect to it. we're repeatedly told of unimaginably vast death and war and suffering. and yet it's kinda just. brain popcorn. bombastic set dressing for your goofy silly space hijinks and waifus and husbandos and pop culture references. 2: honestly. as cool as the powers and shit are in a vacuum. i dislike and distrust Every Single Aeon. without exception. yes, this probably makes me sound like some edgy atheist with a superiority complex. they still all come off to me as a net negative for the in-game universe just by existing. 3: in a similar vein. i think the magic system is a complete mess. gameplay-wise it's fine (usually....) but lorewise. just feels like throwing shit at a wall and doing whatever happens to sound cool in a given moment. (which also kinda feeds back into issue 1) 4: they really did just go and make the borisin sound extremely fucking cool, but then go "but yeah, 99.9% of them are evil and racist and crazy Designated Innately Bad Enemy Dudes, and also they live in these ~creepy~ and ~backwards~ tribes, ooooo~. and haha, yeah, the one (1) upcoming half-borisin waifu we've got is doing practically fuckall to make the optics on this seem any better. Fuck You." 5: STILL mad about the whole "owo sowwy but we just HAVE to lie about what really happened and you simply Cannot convince us not to" thing with jarilo's resolution. go to hell. and then my brain still keeps thinking i gotta be paranoid that when i change any of this in a fic, even if i try to make sure it doesn't come off as implicitly smug and preachy, everyone's still going to immediately just think i'm being a pretentious hater with a superiority complex. god.

[timeoverload]

This week is going to be terrible and boring. I still don't feel great. I went to work this morning to get a covid test. My temperature was 99.9° so they couldn't send me home for that since it has to be 100° or higher. I had to wait 30 minutes for them to read my test. I didn't expect to have a positive test so I was planning on working anyway. The nurse called me to tell me I was positive and that I needed to leave. This is the second time I have gotten covid that I am aware of.

Normally I would be happy about having unexpected time off, but this is like the worst timing. I can't return to work until Tuesday. I won't have any PTO left. I don't think I even have enough to cover this week so I won't be getting paid for part of it. I already know that I probably will have to cancel my request for next Thursday. My boss already approved it so I don't know what is going to happen. I am not sure about the 26th yet. I hope I don't get written up. It shouldn't be so stressful to be sick.

I have to go next Friday even if I am tired. I will have Monday off too so I think that will help me to not feel so shitty at the end of the week. I might not get another chance to see you for a while if I don't go to see you next Friday. I'm not going to cancel my appointment for the 26th since it is still a month away. I don't want to upset you so I really hope things work out.

I don't feel quite as bad as I did yesterday. I think the headache and the body aches are the worst part. My eye sockets hurt. I'm not sure how to explain it. I had a feeling that I had covid yesterday because my bones felt like they were being crushed and that's how I felt last time. Food tastes weird. Hopefully my fever doesn't increase. I still don't know where my thermometer is. I'm glad I'm not having a lot of respiratory issues. I have a cough but it isn't that bad. I'm not having any issues breathing. My throat is a little scratchy but it could be worse. I definitely sound sick but I'm not congested.

Since I am being forced to stay home for a while, I should be able to build up the strength to get some cleaning done. It's hard to feel relaxed in here. I would like to be able to find things. I just need to fill up some more boxes to get stuff out of the way. I haven't accomplished much lately so it will be nice to be productive.

I'm not sure what I will do the rest of the day because I am sore. I think I will need to go back to bed at some point. I was trying to find something new to watch but nothing is exciting me. It's so frustrating. I haven't been in the mood to watch anything other than documentaries for a while. There aren't any movies that I want to watch. People will give me suggestions and then I forget them and brain dump them right away. I would like to read a book or something. Every time I try to start reading again, I get bored with it pretty quickly. I used to read so much when I was in high school and I really enjoyed it. I want to make art, but I don't know what kind of art I want to make. I don't know where to start. I don't know what my problem is.

I guess I should try to rest now. I wish I had someone to keep me company because this is depressing. I guess I will cuddle with the cats. I hope I can make it a good week somehow.

I hope that everyone else has a good week and that you all stay healthy. :) 💖💖💖

[tincansamurai]

the trick now is to not bring up allergies and just eat whatever someone gives me even if i'm scared, because i am 99.9% sure i am actually not gonna react and will be just be scared, and i just gotta be comfortable knowing that i have all the shit for if i do somehow get that .01% chance shit. i won't react lol - i know exactly what is actually gonna get me and it's like 2 things. but the rest is scary. but if i eat it with other people and i'm fine then it becomes safe and not scary again. stupid! but if it works it works

cool how going to the hospital for a reaction last year was an actual definitionally traumatic experience lol. i keep trying to remind myself that i never had anything life threatening before that, and tbh? i doubt that time would have progressed to smth super serious. but i was in an allergist's office when it happened so ofc they took the right precautions. and then i freaked the fuck out about everything for like 2 months and gave myself disordered eating patterns because of the terror. god i'm so close to being back to normal on this. i mean i'll never be totally normal about it. but i can get closer than this

[arcplaysgames]

JUST NUKE THE SITE MISHIMA

whom among us has not seen an admin go on a deletion spree. it never works. it has never worked. just take down the site, phuckboy.

Sure, buddy, where would you like it, in your face or on your lap?

The Beige Front has come in and is forecast to be lingering for a while, because Akechi's got plans for everyone.

A lying clock is right twice a day, things are Extremely Bad.

That...... is actually really smart. Like, if the Thieves steal the heart of someone on the team, they can't publicize that.

For a guy who is going to stab us in the back SOMEHOW, Akechi is also a smart cookie.

Honestly not a stellar reason. Akechi states his sense of justice some from a deeply personal place, implying someone has wronged him or someone else (his mom?) enough to anchor his philosophy.

And again: revenge-driven personal justice is Bad. It is narratively satisfying in fiction, but it is really bad foundationally and I think P5R actually knows that and is playing with that.

... Wouldn't you know?

Now I'm questioning everything.

WHAT IS GOING ON. Once again everything gets fuzzy and Morgana and Reverie talk to Futaba, but we don't hear it.

....... The other time this happened was right after Akechi gave everyone the ultimatum at school, Morgana and Reverie talked then too.

.... So was that first-- OH wait. Wait. Framing device. Does this indicate something Reverie in the framing device is fudging and keeping from Sae?

Both of these are right after Akechi convos. And the game is not trying to make Akechi subtle at all, so: is Morgana already setting up things to keep Akechi from smothering Reverie with his stupid blue sweatervest?

And right after this, Futaba pulls a REALLY OBVIOUS scheme to get her hands on Akechi's phone and holds onto it for about two minutes.

fucking please, Futaba runs a custom OS on android hardware and Akechi uses apple, come on.

But yeah she's doing something to crack his phone. Hey, Futaba, while you're at it, check when the MetaNav showed up on his phone because I bet you it was way before Okumura.

Well that sure is a familiar sight. We are closing in on the framing device at a rapid pace.

God, that was so long ago. I remember being baffled at why shadows were showing up in the "real world" haha shows what I knew, which was fucking nothing.

Sae's Palace is the courthouse and the manifestation is rooted in Japan and its infamous 99.9% conviction rate. Which might not be a hard statistic, but it's kind of a Known Thing that if you go to court in Japan, you are probably Super Duper Fucked because it's so vanishingly rare for someone to avoid conviction.

So, to Sae, the courthouse is a casino where all the games are rigged in favor of the house. Of course.

okay sergeant pepper, sure thing

that is NOT your persona, are you KIDDING ME

I'm like fucking staggered. Like, that does not feel like Akechi's persona, it feels so off, like a joke he'd tell about his own inner self.

fucking Rob LIefeld's Robin Hood is hiding in Akechi's heart. alright.

/shakes head to self silently

Shadow Sae shows up directly to basically dare the Thieves to reach her Treasure, outlining exactly where it is. She's very confident that they won't be able to reach it.

Also, through this entire Palace, Makoto keeps trying to engage with Sae, to talk to her, and like.... Sae just ignores her and it's really sad. Like, damn, Sae, did you ever care?

ALLLLLLL the way back when Makoto was recruited, back when I thought she was the worst character (my how times have changed, she's only third worst), she used the MetaNav and found out Sae had a Palace, and apparently has been thinking about stealing her sister's heart since then.

It's rough.

ALSO: Shadow Sae hot. And I find it interesting that she has that heavy eyeliner thing going on because that is strongly associated with Reverie. It's an interesting little mirror.

The current team. Akechi looks good with the crow feathers, Haru is ADORABLE in that outfit, and Yusuke looks good in everything. Also Reverie is in Gekkoukan garb so I can have Mass Destruction and Wiping All Out. I know what I'm about.

ALSO I GOT HARU AND MONA'S SHOWTIME AND ITS THE BEST ONE. FUCK YES GRENADE LAUNCHER DRIVEBY. I love Haru.

The entire Palace revolves around a coin system. You can only get to higher floors with the use of coins, like buying your way into the high roller tables.

When the team reaches the final threshold, Shadow Sae cheats and raises the threshold to a million coins, and Akechi reveals he's been gaming the casino the entire time to ensure they'd have enough coins.

It's a shame you're evil, Beige Boy, because I've missed having smart people on my team. (Futaba and Yusuke excluded, they are the smartest ppl we got.)

You know, he didn't need to keep this secret the entire time. In fact, if he looped in Futaba in particular, she would have helped him game the system even more, I'm sure.

But the one thing that might be true about Akechi is that he's a dramatic showboating bastard.

Dunno if I shoulda called Sae being a corrupt prosecutor or not. That 99.9% win rate makes me wonder if it's just understood that the system is busted. Both Persona 5 and the Yakuza spinoff Judgement (and technically Phoenix Wright) are all concerned with that tidbit of information and how the justice system in Japan is set up.

Interesting. I lack the context to fully understand if this is a radical idea or not.

Anyway, the Palace is a wrap until the calling card. So let's send that sucker out!

Akechi says that oh actually, lets not send the calling card out until the last minute so we'll be sure it actually works. So we're sending it out on November 18.

Cool, cool, so Reverie should get his last will and testament completed by then, yep yep yep.

Here we go, hurtling towards the framing device like a runaway train with a beige conductor.

oh yeah, we doomed. the only question i have is will it be a stab in the back or in the heart. how homoromantic you gonna make this, Beige Boy? do you wanna stare into Reverie's pretty grey eyes as you kill him? I think that's your vibe, tbh.

[aaronpullinteeth]

I really want Sami Zayn to win tonight. But I'm 99.9% sure he isn't going to. In fact, I'm so confident that I'm going to be let down and he isn't going to win that if he does, I'll show the world my arse. It won't happen. They have a plan, they aren't going to change it now.

[pepperpottes]

Hey. It’s me, Anon again. I don’t honestly think you’d remember me - I was in when you were From Decimated Dreams, but we drifted a while back. I wasn’t so much a fandom person to be honest. Plus I was going through a horrible time around 2015 and left the app entirely. I was an awful person to be around / interact with then, I’m sure. Falling out of touch was probably my fault. But it still makes me nostalgic sometimes when I watch a movie or go to a concert that reminds me of you (went to Green Day this summer and had a lot of feelings about being a teenager while we’re on that theme). I’m actually at the gym right now, listening to Black Veil Brides on the treadmill, if that tells you how far back this goes (and how I am still cringe).

I read your post about life and your teenage self and I really felt it deep in my soul. I wanted to say that even though it’s been awhile, I never thought you weren’t smart or successful or interesting. You were (and are) a fantastic writer. I always admired how when you liked something, you LOVED it. Like your move, falling in love with something and going on a whim - that’s dedication and commitment. It’s what makes/made you such a good friend too. We knew you cared for us, fiercely. I’m sorry you couldn’t see it yourself back then.

(On a side note, I hope your mother is okay. My mother had cancer too recently and while we don’t have quite the same closeness as I think you and your mother have, that sort of thing happening to a parent is hard. I can’t even put into words the combination of existential dread and anxiety and fear and worry it’s left me with. You’re not alone in that.)

I guess what I want to say is you mattered back then and I’m glad time has helped you. You deserve it. (I wish I had the perfect fandom quote or emo song line to end here in the spirit of teenage angst and adult recovery, but I suppose you’ll just have to fill it in yourself if you think of it, alas.)

The BVB reference just did it for me. I'm like, 99.9% certain who you are, Anon (actually more like 100% certain, but I always doubt myself so I'm leaving that little 0.001% there). I won't drop a name for the sake of privacy on here but let me tell you I absolutely DO remember you, specifically as one of the best friends I ever had, and I've thought about you many, many times over the years. I've always wondered where you ended up and how things turned out for you. Falling out of touch is no one's fault--believe me, I'm terrible at keeping up with friends (and I wasn't exactly a peach in 2015 either!). I feel like i'm one of those "out of sight, out of mind" kinds of people who no one thinks about unless I'm literally standing in front of them, so I think no one remembers me, and I don't reach out. Weird, because I'm constantly thinking of people I've known and friends I've had, but there's that self-doubt again.

Speaking of BVB, it's crazy you mention that because I actually turned them on the other day for the first time in ages... on the treadmill, ironically. I think because the email I use for my AO3 is named after The Mortician's Daughter and logging back in reminded me, lol. (Or maybe it was the universe at play, knowing that we were going to reconnect like this.) And I'm still a HUGE Green Day fan too! I love that you still love them too and I bet you had a blast at the show. I haven't seen them in years, the last time actually was in DC many moons ago.

Fortunately yes, my mom is doing better now, and I hope the same for yours. You don't have to put any of it into words because honestly I can't either, but the words you did use describe it to a T. It's one of those things that's just always going to be there, I guess, and we just have to figure out how to rebuild our lives around it. Not a lot of people understand it, and I'm so sorry that you're one of them who does.

Yet again, you've got me a tad misty-eyed over here and I've been sitting for the last half hour or so trying to put into words how much this means to me right now. Those things you mentioned--those are the things I always thought made me weird or flighty, or too intense and unlikeable. I spent a lot of time trying to tone it down and I wish I hadn't. For what it's worth, I always felt the same about you. I wished I had even half of your smarts and talent and guts to go after what you wanted, and I knew you didn't see that in yourself either, but I did. I really, really hope that life has treated you well, because you also deserve all the good that the world has to offer. And seriously, if you ever want to come off anon and catch up, I would absolutely love that. If not I understand. But I'll be here, and I'm still on Facebook too.

I'll fill it in with a couple verses from 'All Signs Point to Lauderdale' by ADTR, which I always had on repeat in high school. I listened to it again recently and it hits different all these years later.

I hate this town, it's so washed up / And all my friends don't give a fuck Don't tell me that it's just bad luck / When will I find where I fit in? My world cannot ever bring me down / Gave everything I had to turn it back around Cause our time's worth something / Bigger than both you and me I can't live my life always backing down / I gotta do this right, then they can't make a sound Cause I'm not here for nothing / At least I can say I stand for something

Thank you for reaching out, my friend. <3

[tardistimeladyyeah]

Can't believe I have to say this but if you see someone you don't know wearing a brace/cast/utilizing a mobility device/whatever, don't ask them what happened and if you do and they respond don't be like "you're too young for that"

Like we're gatekeeping disabilities now?

Even if you do know them don't bring it up unless they want to because they may not want to talk about what they did

If they want to talk about what they did, they will. If they don't, they won't. Easy as that.

Legitimately had someone at work tell me I was too young to be wearing braces on my arm/knee. I told them that I have a connective tissue disorder but they'll do it again to someone else I'm sure of it

But also I wear a wrist brace sometimes because it's cheaper than surgery and I'm like 99.9% sure I have carpal tunnel from volunteering at a library for like four years

[corditeheart]

Just another day, her last text said. Don't worry about it. Just be safe over there.

Despite the 'no big deal' tone he knew that Xu was trying to convey, it was a big fucking deal. It was her birthday, and here he was on the other ass-end of the planet.

In fucking Trabia. With Nida at the helm - Nida, whose stomach was growling every thirty seconds, after having gone through their entire ration of snacks. Zed was pissed, hungry - and missing his lady.

This fucking sucked.

One last flyover, one last target - and Zed was ready to declare mission accomplished. Even if it was maybe only 99.9 percent accomplished...whatever. Cid could bill him for the .01 percent, at this point.

He asked Nida how fast he could get this piece of crap back to Balamb and he was met with a glare, then a snort, and a warning to "strap your ass in, old man."

"Little pit stop on the way, man," Zed urged, already knowing he'd be bribing Nida with a bottle or several of excellent Costan rum.

The beach bungalow was nearly dark when he returned, one light on in the kitchen, and a flicker of candlelight reflecting off of the back sliding doors that led out to the deck. Xu was sitting in a lounge chair, nursing a near-empty glass of wine, as Zed hurried outside, one eye on his watch.

"It's....11:59," Zed huffed slightly. "Just in time. Happy birthday, babe," he grinned, unloading parcel upon parcel in front of Xu, planting a sloppy but well-intentioned kiss upon her lips. "I tracked down that designer you liked, last time we went to fashion week. Remember I almost stepped on his dog?" Zed guffawed. "Anyway. Turns out, his sister is dating a mutual acquaintance of ours," he hinted, always ready to spill the tea.

"Oh....and he also owns a vineyard, because of fucking course he does," Zed chuckled. "So. I got ya a case of wine, too." He poured two glasses of wine, then clinked his own against Xu's.

"Glad I made it, and you thought I wouldn't, didn't ya?" Zed teased. He leaned in again for a kiss. "Happy birthday, Xu. I know I'm a pain in the ass....but I'm your pain in the ass." -legendaryturk

birthday asks! | @legendaryturk

Half of her expects him not to make it back, because every time there's something important, disaster strikes.

Her birthday isn't all that important in the grand scheme of things, but it's one of the few days of the year she'd like him to remember.

So, when her watch ticks over five to midnight, and she's well into the bottom third of a bottle of wine, she is getting a little annoyed that he won't make it, and she's about ready to go inside and get her phone (possibly a refill as well), just to make sure nothing bad has happened.

But then there's the sound of a car in the drive, heard well over the crash of the waves, roaring engine unmistakable.

Xu empties her glass as she hears him move through the house, coming out the back doors, the clinking of bottles and the rustle of shopping bags.

"You detoured all the way to Deling?" She pulls down the side of one of the bags, looking at the contents that she can see in the dim lighting. "I was beginning to think I'd have to field a call that you crashed somewhere again."

She'll deal with him detouring to Deling, especially considering that one of the garments is a blue silk dress she'd coveted since the show. Xu runs her fingers over the luxurious fabric, and tugs him close for another kiss before he can pull away.

"I want all the details," she murmurs agains this mouth. "Don't think you're getting off that easily."

[schizoidcel]

## GENERAL RULES ☆★

25.01.2024 ⦙ requests currently open!!

🤍 𐐪𐐩 : RULES !! 👁️‍🗨️

i wont read your request if you send it in a time period where my requests are closed. I cant rlly close my asks for some reason my tumblr glitching so i'll delete any asks that come in my inbox instead

you can send your req a second time if you already sent it and i havent answered in awhile to make sure it wasnt gobbled on a plate by tumblrs fatass

🖤 𐐪𐐩 : WHAT I'LL WRITE !! 🗯️

I'll write literally 99.9% everything/it dosent even have to be x reader. ask me shit like what would insert character think of celebrity drama id get to work like im on a 5-9

reader will ALWAYS be gn (gender neutral) though, a one for all blog frfr (thou I might accidently either use female or male pronouns from time to time... soz if that happens LOLLL)

iffy yandere shit (or dere shit in general) since I find it corny but i think they're good if handled correctly so. shoot

literally anything that isn't listed in the next section below

conclusion: things i'll write : x reader (gn only), wlw and specific wlm ships (in the respective masterlist i'll put a link that'll redirect to a post where i note them down)

conclusion II: i'll write : headcanons, alphabet (fluff & angst) and scenarios!

🤍 𐐪𐐩 : WHAT I WON'T WRITE !! 👁️‍🗨️

smut (though i'm gang with slightly suggestive stuff)

I won't write straight up abusive shit aswell (e.g either party inflicting physical assault on one another, how a character would react to assault etc.)

And none containing stuff like homophobia, racism, transphobia etc but I feel like thats common knowledge (also includes stuff like what if a ___phobe insulted their s/o or vice versa)

also no match ups they're abit too much for my neurodivergent brain to handle

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Do you think that Seph will have a breakdown in the 7R trilogy when he is forced to realize that he really is a human and wouldn't be much different from Cloud if they changed places as a parallel to his breakdown in CC? I'd imagine this would only happen when Jenova takes the reigns back from him and straight tells the man, "Yeah homie, you just a puppet like Cloud. you're not special, I would've done same to any other human with my cells". or some sort. This is the only way I can see Seph BECOMING a good guy in the 7R timeline. I do not subscribe to the theory of him being THE good guy at this current point considering how he is relentlessly tormenting Cloud, killed Barret and trolling everyone else in Midgar to an lesser extent. Not to mention, as Aerith says, "selfishly challenging fate without concern of what could happen" What are your thoughts on Seph potentially back to the light? How do you think it will be done? I personally don't like my villains to be redeemed but in Seph's case, I can see how it can be well done if they give it enough time and respect for the character to make it happen.

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Hi there! A lot of questions, haha, I'll do my best to answer them! But this is just my understanding, theories, as well as lack of information on FF7R right now.

1- Do you think that Seph will have a breakdown in the 7R trilogy when he is forced to realize that he really is a human and wouldn't be much different from Cloud if they changed places as a parallel to his breakdown in CC? To be honest? I don't really see him having a breakdown. I'm not sure, if Jenova is the one in control in this scenario if she would go so far as to psychologically attack her host, she'd be more likely to manipulate and come off as working with to keep him pliable. And that's if she's in control. I know I've read that there is more than one Sephiroth in Remake, but there are not exact, clear answers as to how many and which ones there are. So it is debatable that there are different ones, in different encounters in Remake and therefor motives are different. However, nature of Sephiroth aside, I don't really see him having another break down. It seems like his fate is either to be broken down, or defeated, unless he were to win (which duh, he likely won't). My only other theory (and this theory is one i hold with full awareness that it is 99.9 percent unlikely to happen and its more a fan idea), is that his motives may be selfish and and self serving but they are still to save the planet from a greater evil currently out of focus...and so he's looking to team up, at the very least, with Cloud, and change what bits of fate he can for a better hope of survival. But I don't see him coming back to any full acceptance of who he once was, canon Seph is too far gone IMO.

2- In reference to what Aerith said to him and about him before and during their battle at the end of Remake, as well as a side note on him being a good guy in Remake... I'll be honest, this is likely solely my opinion and my slightly off grasp of how things are working but...idk, what she says about Sephiroth seems like she's a little off the mark or, honestly, the writers are trying to be different and yet lazier from their original plot and story telling and sources of evil/cruelty/accountability from wrong doings. Because she speaks like he is the sole wrong in the world, everything about him is wrong. My In-Plot explination? Take from OG canon that she may have been disconnected from her abilities for a while and only recently started connecting to them fully, she could be sensing and reading things wrong. Yeah, sure, she's an Ancient and a lot of it is natural to her, but you can't tell my her instinct are infallible. OR, if she's been using them openly for some time, opposing OG canon, she is instead currently still confusing things. I think perhaps she's reading Jenova, the infection that she is, or something more that is connected to Sephiroth but not solely him and just assuming it is him alone. He is a villain, he is at this point in his existence self serving, I don't claim him to be a saint. But he is nowhere near the core evil. He was born from evil and selfishness and carelessness from all side and survived beyond that for only so long before too many things broke him. But he is not the sole evil and I don't like the story telling that. Now, as for him being a good guy in Remake? TBH, I seriously doubt it will happen. Good and Evil team up? Possible, but kind of unlikely; a part of me would love it, and a part of me also hates that this isn't a remaster like I really wanted. But, the only time he was ever 'good' was CC up until Nibelheim, and good is a loose term given all ShinRa had him do as a SOLDIER.

3- What are your thoughts on Seph potentially back to the light? How do you think it will be done? I personally don't like my villains to be redeemed but in Seph's case, I can see how it can be well done if they give it enough time and respect for the character to make it happen. My thoughts on Sephiroth returning to the light, as it were, are fond and self indulgent and are channels solely into fanfiction and roleplay. I do not see it happening in canon, ever, really. I'd be happy to be wrong but I seriously doubt it. How it could be done? There are a lot of ways, I think, but they would take time, consideration, and would likely involve altering one or two key points of Sephiroth's story just to make it work. Again, this is how fanworks are a better indulgent avenue of that possibility. I too prefer redemption to happen only when it fits the character and the story and as much as I adore Sephiroth and like to imagine how things would have went if, say, he'd found out his origins in a more stable environment, if he had been able to be there for Genesis and Angeal rather than run away from him and possibly brought him with...he's just not meant to be anything other than the tragedy he was written to be. And that is why he is my One-Winged Tragedy~

I hope I answered things well enough!! Thank you for your ask!

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Kys homophobe

Oh hey! Despite being on this site for 10+ year at this point, I think this is my first anon hate! So welcome to the fun, and also, a. I'm not homophobic and b. I'm literally queer. And I assume part b is what you're pissed about =)

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Surprise!

Genshin boys reacting to a surprise kiss from you!

Gn!Reader

Characters: Xiao, Childe, Thoma, Diluc, Kaeya, Aether, Venti.

Xiao:

Got extremely blushy.

Immediately pulled away and hid his face.

Maybe or maybe not, teleports away.

When he turns his head back his eyes are just wide.

Kinda like a scared cat.

"You mortals confuse me!" Or "You have no respect for the adepti!"

Xiao is so cute omg-I just wanna pinch his cheeks! 😭

Childe:

Turns into an actual child.

He gets super giddy...like a child who was given candy for the first time-

Immediately pulls you back in for another kiss.

He ends up getting too excited and accidentally knocks you both over-

Loud laughing "You never fail to amuse me!"

I hate Childe with a burning passion.😊 Childe=Child

Thoma:

Honestly, he's just a human golden retriever.

Face is red as soon as your lips touch.

When you pull away he's just nervous laughing because he wasn't expecting it. Duh-

I'm 99.9% sure that if he had a tail it'd be wagging like crazy right now-

"Hehe, did you really wanna kiss me that badly?"

Thoma literally reminds me of a dog, lol

Diluc:

Depending on where you are, and if there's candles around, you can see the flames grow bigger and wave around. (inspired)

Face turns the exact same shade as his hair.

Whips his head around super fast and coughs into his fist, and you can see the tiniest bit of smoke escape his mouth. (also inspired)

"I know you love me, but sometimes I wonder if you're trying to give me a heart attack."

Diluc honestly reminds me of a dragon, ngl-

Kaeya:

He instead makes YOU blush when HE deepens the kiss!

Did you really think you could make him blush that easily?

When he pulls away and notices your blush he just chuckles and pats your head.

Ends up making your blush even WORSE by calling you cute and pretty/handsome/beautiful, or even all three! While peppering your face in kisses.

"You'll have to try harder than that to make me blush, sweetheart." And boy do you try.

KAEYA YOU TEASE- I think I blacked out on Kaeya's part-

Aether:

Another cute, blushy boy!

He let's it happen of course, but as soon as you pull away he just covers his mouth while looking at you wide-eyed. And also shaky-eyed-

For some reason he's apologizing??? And he won't stop until you shut him up with another surprise kiss!

"I'm really sorry! I should've-! Mmff!"

Aether, my poor, sweet, summer child-

Venti:

He might've been caught off gaurd for a second, but then soon enough he's deepening the kiss and won't let you go!

Everytime you try to pull away for air he kisses you before you can even get a breath in!

I think he's trying to kill you-😨

He only stops once you start tapping his shoulder, letting him know you need air.

When he pulls away you're left GASPING, trying to catch your breath!

"Ehe~! Sorry about that, Windblume!"

Venti's definitely trying to kill you-

A/n: Believe it or not, but I actually suck at writing!! Lol, okay- On another note I kinda wanna make a fic about reader trying to make Kaeya blush- So if you're interested in that, please let me know!☺