tincansamurai
tincansamurai
god's favorite psyop
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alfie - 32 - they/themlinktree w/ all my shit (nsft)
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tincansamurai · 51 minutes ago
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hey did you guys know when I first heard of hockey fanfiction, I thought it meant fans re-writing games how they wish they went
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tincansamurai · 53 minutes ago
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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
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tincansamurai · 53 minutes ago
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So where are you going, Dave? Hmmm… I think it's time for me to look for a new path in life. A new path? A new purpose. Will you find it? I'll find it. I know I'll find it.
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tincansamurai · 2 hours ago
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Flounder changing color on different surfaces By: USFWS From: The Science of Zoology 1966
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tincansamurai · 2 hours ago
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hmm.
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tincansamurai · 14 hours ago
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We need an insult for people who are excited to invent new slurs for hypothetical situations that don't yet exist, I propose 'racist.'
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tincansamurai · 14 hours ago
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I love the phenomenon of 'extreme' politics just being telling other people to do stuff online, and also its like ideas from movies theyve seen and video games theyve played
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tincansamurai · 14 hours ago
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approved an estimate for more work on my car so that i can finally schedule that bc *they* will probably call *me*. don't wanna spend this money but i gotta before it breaks more and costs even more money. i refuse to let go of this car unless it costs like 10k to repair it tbh. really wish there was any way not having a car was feasible but w septa cuts that seems more and more like an impossible dream
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tincansamurai · 18 hours ago
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"Leftist" is only as popular of a label as it is because many people who purpose to be politically left outright refuse to create any sort of property articulate ideology or sense of power analysis, and thus the only thing remaining is a vague idea of "left" that tends to be defined less by actual ambition and goals and more by "Well, I'm not a right-winger so I must be left!"
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tincansamurai · 18 hours ago
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snow balls!
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tincansamurai · 19 hours ago
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thinking again about that yoko taro quote
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tincansamurai · 20 hours ago
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he hates kazmer bc he hates his dad and kids thought it was weird, but his middle name he hates bc he just thinks it sucks. went with casey - his mom picked it, and she was kinda bitter about only getting his middle name, so she thinks it's a clever choice bc if you just say his initials he's kind of named it twice. so she won naming the kid. kaz thinks this is so fucking stupid. why is his name basically the same thing three fucking times, come the fuck on
pointing and laughing at kaz as i give him a middle name he will also hate
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tincansamurai · 20 hours ago
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pointing and laughing at kaz as i give him a middle name he will also hate
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tincansamurai · 20 hours ago
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1983
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tincansamurai · 21 hours ago
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i love you front facing coelacanth :]
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tincansamurai · 21 hours ago
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tincansamurai · 21 hours ago
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mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests
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