#I'll miss you Tata

[14dayswithyou]

💖 Day 3.5 is now available! 💖

For the last couple of months, only Server Boosters had access to the 3.5 update... Buuuuut now it's available for everyone to play in the 14DWY Discord — and soon itch.io once I'm happy with the QA and state of the game — so please don't feel pressured to join unless you want to!!

The full devlog + even more screenshots are under the cut ^^

What's been added to the 3.5 version?

📺 Streamer Mode!

I've been told that it's difficult to stream and monetise age-restricted videos on YouTube and Twitch, so I added an option to remove the sexual content and strong language used in the demo.

Now y'all can invite Ren into your bed for cuddles without putting your streamer career on the line /silly /lh

This won't affect the 18+ rating or dark themes/elements of the game, however! Although Streamer Mode will prevent you from seeing any "gruesome" CGs in the future, most of the core elements of the game will still be tied to the choices and decisions you make. So you won't miss out on the overall experience by using streamer mode!!

⚙️ Custom Pronouns!

It only took me one entire year to get around to it, but you can finally choose your own preferred pronouns (or use a set of pronouns instead)... At the cost of being able to change them mid-game ^^;

Since the original pronoun screen wouldn't update until a new scene was displayed, I temporarily disabled the feature. But once I find a workaround, I'll bring it back!

💗 Choose how others perceive you!

You can now choose how the cast and narration perceive you! Originally, the narration was kept strictly gender-neutral (outside of pronouns and genitalia picked by the player), but this will soon change in future updates.

For more clarity: you don't get to choose the words specifically, but you can choose between masculine, feminine, and androgynous terms!

📋 Separate top and bottom genitalia!

You can now choose your tatas and pps separately! >:3

Alongside that, you can also choose your preferred body type!

I removed the "both" genitalia option because a few players still assumed it was an obscure version of "intersex". That wasn't my intention and I don't want to mislead anyone, so I took it out for now ^^;

I also didn't want to include a screenshot of the new genitalia choices in action (because it's NSFW), so y'all get the same character menu screen for the nth time instead lmao

📱 Relationship Screen Overhaul!

You can now change your own status for more immersion, and long-term Server Boosters will eventually be able to submit and use their own icon within the game as well!

Stalking finding your friends has now become easier by using "Buddy Maps"; a new app that allows you to see the location of all the cast members!

I want to offer players more incentive to check the relationship screen since they tend to miss the status updates, so hopefully this might help ;v;

It also says it "updates every few hours" so folks don't go overboard and check every 5 seconds to see where Ren is gdsghf (also keep in mind that he's a hacker lol)

🖤 Additional Scenes Update!

Day 2 received a brand new CG!!!!! Originally, I planned on only adding a few CGs sporadically throughout the game, but it didn't feel right to leave Day 2 so... empty... so I added a brand new CG to (hopefully) make things feel more balanced and natural!

If you decline Teo's offer on Day 3, Leon will now call and try to convince you to reconsider. However, players are still allowed to decline, and if they do, they'll reach a dead end.

After listening to feedback on itch, I changed some of the dialogue during Days 1-3 to make it seem more consistent! They're only small changes though, so it's honestly not worth looking for sdgjssga

🎶 Updated BGM and SFX!

I wanted to try out a different style of music to see if it fits the vibe of 14DWY more! The BGM features more acoustics to suit the "beachy" theme of Corland Bay, though I made a conscious effort to include piano elements as well to stay true to the original!!

I figured it'd be better to give players a live example before I make a poll (to see if they prefer the change or not) and publish it to Itch.

Some new SFX have also been added, though it's very minimal and honestly not that noticeable.

How to download and play the update?

(warning: clicking on the following links will open Discord!!) To download the Day 3.5 update, simply join the 14DWY Discord server, verify your age, and visit the "14dwy-updates" channel!

Alternatively, you can also wait until the update is publicly released on Itch to play it as well!! (It normally gets released shortly after a round of QA testing/getting feedback from the server, though I may release it earlier if I feel like it hehe ^^)

Enjoy!!

[capr1pengu1n]

Hi! Hihihi! big fan here!

I am fiending for something mouth watering, torturing, jaw dropping smutty fun with our boy from Assault on Arkham. Female reader please. Maybe she's a nurse working a shift at Arkham or a therapist or care tech? I'm just seeing total domination, daddydom/zaddy type vibes. But feel free to do whatever you feel.

Thank you for your time and consideration!!

Tata~!

Corrupting the young with your uncivil tongue

Summary: While on shift at Arkham Asylum, what should be a routine check on an injured inmate turns into something a whole lot more.

Warnings: 18+ smut, fem reader (no use of y/n), Assault on Arkham!Eddie, dom/sub dynamics, praise and degradation, choking, rough sex, fingering, face fucking

Words: 4.4k

Notes: Thank you so much sweetheart, you're too kind! This gave me an excuse to rewatch his scenes on yt (mgg really is one of the perfect voice actors for him, even with his sometimes dodgy vocal deliveries)

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Being a nurse meant seeing the truly ugly side of Arkham Asylum; the dangerous patients always being one movement away from lashing out at times. You didn't mind your job, in fact it was rather rewarding at times to help those you could, being able to feel as if you were making a difference in this cesspool of a city.

But many of the inmates you knew you couldn't trust, dangerous criminal masterminds who were constantly using Gotham City as a battleground for their many wars with the batman. And you knew deep down that The Riddler was one of those men. But still, he'd been nothing but...kind.

Well, maybe kind is a little bit too strong of a word. But he'd always been one of your better patients, never giving you too much trouble. And you couldn't deny the tiny part of you that lit up when you saw his name on your rota, no matter how much you pushed the feeling down in the crevices of your mind. His snarky smile would always be waiting for you when you administered the pills that he most likely just hid under his tongue, or to patch him up whenever his big mouth got him into trouble.

It seems today was one of those days, as you made your way to the rather empty infirmary and saw Edward laying in bed, flicking through a book without a care with one hand, the other handcuffed to the side. The doctor that saw to him had been rushed off his feet, rumblings of a mass riot causing all of the staff to be more overworked that usual, if that was even possible for a place like this. Still, you stood by his bed and closed the privacy curtain.

"There you are sweetheart, I was beginning to believe i'd been forgotten about. A distressing thought, i'll have you know."

You can't help but laugh softly at his dramatics, as he lowers the book to his side to give you a look at his face. A cut was across his cheek, not overly deep.

"Ah yes, this. Well that'll teach me not to display my mental superiority at dinner time, lest i'm slashed again. I really should have enacted some sort of revenge before one of the idiotic guards blundered in."

"Does it hurt?"

"Nothing more than a scratch, my dear."

There's that smile again, self-satisfied and smug, but with a hint of something else. He adjusts himself so he's sat more upright, watching with sharp eyes as you look through his medical chart, not missing the slight confusion on your features.

"Does anywhere else hurt?"

"If i say my chest, will I get to remove this horrid jumpsuit?"

You flush in spite of yourself, laughing softly at his insinuation which delights him greatly. Placing the chart down, you look back at him as he adjusts himself yet again.

"I see no reason why you'd need to stay, I can call for you to be escorted back to your cell now."

"Yes about that," he starts, looking around in a dramatic manner, "why is there no guard here anyway? Don't tell me they hardly see me as a threat? I'll have you know I-"

Shaking your head, you interrupt him. "No no, there's rumors of a riot starting. Everyone is on high alert. And it seems that there's a mistake on your chart...it says you have a broken leg. I doubt they thought you'd get very far."

The momentary annoyance of being interrupted dissipated when he heard your words, and he lets out a bark of a laugh.

"Oh the ineptitude of these fools truly never fails to amuse me." With a smirk, he tilts his head as he looks at you before continuing. "But i'm sure a girl like you wouldn't have made a mistake like that."

At his praise, you can't help the flush of pride that swirls in your chest despite who he is, as you smile softly. Pleased with the way you respond, he reaches up and gently tugs you closer to the bed by your arm.

"Does it take truly so little to flatter you?" he asks, causing you to look away for a moment before he squeezes your arm. "No. Look at me."

You do as he says, looking at his eyes through his glasses, before nodding a little. "I guess not..."

"Pity." he murmurs, looking at your chest unashamedly. "I'd have thought you'd be used to compliments, looking like that."

You feel the embarrassment and excitement bubble up in you at his words, despite your better judgement, despite the fact that a criminal mastermind is flirting with you and you like it. Forcing yourself to clear your head, you glance away yet again.

"Thank you."

"No problem darling."

Before turning to leave, he coughs slightly to get your attention.

"Hold on a moment. You really think it's a good idea to go out there? You said it yourself, a riot could break out at any moment." he declares, his eyes firmly fixed on yours.

"Well...yes. I could always go with the guards, they'd protect me."

"I could protect you." he says without missing a beat, without blinking. The look of shock must be evident on your face as you look at him.

"Why would you do that?"

"Why do I do anything?" he challenges, the rattle of the handcuff cutting through the room.

"...you do things when they benefit you." you say softly, trying to match his gaze.

"Exactly. Or maybe I want to protect the pretty nurse who always turns a blind eye when I don't swallow my pills."

"I-I don't-"

"Don't lie sweetheart, it doesn't suit you."

Hesitating, you glance down to where his hand is cuffed to the bed. This is a bad idea, an awful idea and you know it. But your apprehension is delicious to him, and he leans in as best he can.

"And you like the idea, don't you? Of The Riddler's protection?"

You swallow audibly, not denying his accusation. "I can't...i'm not Harley Quinn or anything, i'm not gonna go running off with a psycho-"

"Don't call me that." he snaps harshly, his tone serious and even making you flinch a little. Upon realising, he clears his throat a little in an attempt to calm down. "I'm not trying to dump you in a vat of acid to prove your devotion darling. I'm simply saying I could protect you."

Upon being under your gaze yet again, he puts on a smirk. "Besides, I'm not blind. The way you look at me is quite different than the way the other dimwitted orderlies do. It's...refreshing."

You release a breath, shaky and slow as you weigh up your options here. If a riot does break out...he probably could protect you. And it's not like he has any reason to harm you, right? Nodding slightly, you try and come up with some pathetic excuse before he interrupts you.

"What time is it?"

Slightly bewildered by the question, you glance at your small watch and reply, "About 7."

He hums, rolling his neck. "Might be a good idea to get me out of these handcuffs sweetheart."

Frowning, you go to ask him why before the power goes out. The room is plunged into darkness, causing you to jump at the sharp noise of the lights going. Frantically you stumble to try and head backwards before you feel a hand grasp at your waist, and suddenly you're pressed against a man's broad chest.

"Okay, I may have lied about needing your help to get out of the cuffs." Edward murmurs, before laughing smugly.

Panic sets in as you scramble to get away from him, but he only laughs harder and uses both hands to hold you still.

"Oh please stop struggling. You know I could overpower you. But I meant what I said darling, I'll protect you." he coos into your ear, and you can feel the satisfaction radiating from his smile in waves as he lets go of your arm.

"Now, be a good girl and barricade the door when the lights come back on."

"How do you know the light's will-"

With a bang, the lights come back on, and on instinct you follow his instructions. Regardless of the morally dubious actions of the serial killer you've found yourself with, you know how bloody Arkham riots can get, so self preservation wins out as you take a chair and push it against the door. Barricading yourself in with The Riddler.

He watches you carefully, half expecting you to make a run for it, but being slightly relieved when you trail back to him. "Good."

"How did you know when the lights would go off?"

"You're a smart girl darling, figure it out."

He must have known about the riot, hell he might have planned it. But what you couldn't understand was...

"You planned the riot, or at least knew. But why aren't..." you pause, as he steps closer, too close, "why aren't you trying to escape?"

He chuckles, lifting his hand to cup your chin. "Oh you naive girl. You think I orchestrated this just to escape? Perhaps I was wrong about you, or perhaps you're just too modest."

Observing the look of realisation on your face, he strokes his thumb along your cheekbone. "You can't taste it until you undress it, what am I?"

You can't deny the hitch in your breath at his, albeit cheesy riddle, which causes him to laugh more. "The answer isn't what you're probably thinking, but it's still an apt description of what I want to do to you."

What he wants to do to you. That's all you can hear rattling away in your brain as you let him stroke your cheek, down to the side of your neck.

"And trust me my dear, I want to do a lot of things to you."

"Like what?" you ask, the words spitting out without processing, but he smirks anyway.

"You want me to tell you? Tell you how much I want to dominate you completely? Have you completely at my mercy, as this whole asylum tears itself apart from the inside on my orders?"

You couldn't suppress the small whimper that escapes your lips even if you tried, as you nod your head. Instead, he moves his hand to wrap around your throat, slender fingers gently squeezing.

"How about I show you?" he rasps out, before slamming his lips against yours. It's all consuming, the way he keeps you still with his grip as his tongue forces it's way into your mouth. He explores every inch, reveling in the small moans he swallows as he uses his other hand to grab your hips, pulling you against him so you can feel the bulge straining against the garish orange jumpsuit.

"Get on your knees." he growls out against your lips, and you drop obediently. "Good girl, you're learning your place."

Not deterred by his condescending words, you gaze up at him as his fingers fiddle with the zipper of his jumpsuit, freeing himself after a moment. Your eyes immediately dart to his hard cock, watching as he pumps himself a few times and gently rests it on your cheek.

"A man can get certain...urges in a place like this. A lesser man would have probably resorted to his own hand to achieve momentary gratification, but I knew...I knew if I waited, victory would be all the more sweet."

He taps his cock on your lips, and you open and let your tongue gently run along the head. Gritting his teeth, he grabs a fistful of your hair and pulls, keeping you still and not allowing you the privilege of tasting him just yet.

"Ask me nicely. Tell me you've wanted me the same way." he demands.

"I've wanted you." you reply, staring up and giving him the most pleading expression you can muster. "I've always been attracted to you, I've always wanted you Edward."

He groans quietly, running his cock along your lips once again, humming appreciatively as you seem to have learnt your lesson in keeping your tongue to yourself.

"I do love you saying my name. But I think a different word is in order, after all, i'm here protecting you."

You know he's desperate for validation, desperate to feel superior and in control, but god you want to give it to him so badly.

"I've always wanted you sir." you ammend.

"That or 'master' will do." he smirks down at you, before tapping his dick against your lips deliberately. Getting the hint, you open up and let him push your head. Luckily he gives you the grace to not shove his whole length down your throat, pushing you halfway before letting you set the pace. You get to work immediately, bobbing your head as you suck, blinking up at him to observe his reactions.

You can't deny he looks stunning, his frown and brow lines relaxing as he lets you service him, his eyes fluttering closed for a moment to truly indulge in your wet mouth. He'd been in Arkham a few weeks now, and if what he said about relieving himself was true, it really had been a while since he felt such carnal pleasure.

As he opens his eyes again, he looks down at you once more, stroking your hair as you moan softly around his cock. While he certainly isn't going to admit it, he's relieved you were so eager to get on your knees for him, happy he got the signals right, happy he wouldn't have to admit that his lust was unrequited, what's he thinking, he's the riddler! Any woman would be lucky to have him, he's a specimen -

His thoughts are stopped when you push further, taking him deeper into your throat before pulling away for breath, taking him in your soft hand and jerking him. He let's out a slightly higher pitched noise, before growling and gripping your hair with both hands.

"Arms behind your back dear, let's see if I was right to choose you."

You do what he instructs, taking a deep breath before he pushes his cock into your willing mouth. This time he doesn't hold back, holding you in place as he thrusts shallowly into your mouth, before pushing deeper. Suppressing the urge to gag, you moan brokenly around him as your fingernails dig into your own arms, willing against your body's natural instinct to put your hands on his thighs and push against him. Instead you behave, letting him fuck your mouth and take his pleasure from you.

The look on your face has him getting close rather quick for his liking, but he's way too desperate to care. Glazed eyes, spit covered lips and chin from where his cock is pushing out your saliva, he thinks you look gorgeous. His one hand remains in your hair as his other grips your jaw.

"So good for me...fuck, almost makes me wish I hadn't had those idiots cut power to the cameras in here. Seeing my favourite nurse choking on my cock..."

He moans softly, cock pulsing as he gets nearer his climax. Rhythm faltering, he desperately ruts into your throat, wanting to cum so badly it almost hurts. All the while he's mumbling and muttering how slutty you are, how much this is usually beneath him, how good your mouth feels until-

"I'm gonna cum, you're gonna, shit, swallow it...swallow it all." he demands, before his hips still as he pumps his cum down your throat. Choking, you do your best to swallow all he gives you before he releases the death grip on your hair. You pull away and gasp shallowly for oxygen.

"What do you say?" he says condescendingly, although you don't miss the laboured breathing that betrays his excitement.

"Thank you." you start, but the firm tap on your cheek gives you the incentive to rephrase, "Thank you sir."

"Better. You know how few people can say they've had the privilege of The Riddler fucking their face?"

Despite how fucked up morally you know it is, you can't help but feel slight pride at his words, knowing that it's you who he chose to sleep with. He tugs you up by the arm, before humming and squishing your cheeks together, tilting your face from side to side as he appraises you.

"How about you lay on the bed." he says, and despite the phrasing, you can infer from his tone that he's not asking. So you do, hearing the cheap infirmary bed creak as you lay down. Outside you can vaguely hear noises, yells and chants mostly, but you try your best to tune it out as Edward makes quick work of ridding you of your nurse uniform. He gives a wolf whistle, smirking shamelessly.

"Not bad at all." he mumbles, which you assume is quite high praise for him, as he gropes your tits roughly. "I knew I wasn't wrong to have been taken by your looks. It's a bonus you have half a brain in there somewhere."

Feeling a little mean, he gives one of your breasts a sharp slap, grinning as you flinch and squirm. He repeats the motion, and again for a third time on the other one, before soothingly massaging the tender skin.

Before long, he can't resist parting your legs to get a good view of your dripping cunt, needy and pulsing after being treated so roughly by him.

"Oh poor thing." he coos, the falseness of his sympathy only adding to your arousal. "Do you need master's help?"

You can only nod pitifully, as he brings his fingers to your clit and circles slowly, as if observing the consequences of his actions. At your hips jerking, he uses his other hand to pin you firmly to the bed, the structure squeaking under the weight. He continues to play with your clit, alternating his pace and rhythm to keep you on edge, never quite allowing you to reach the peak of the satisfaction he could bestow upon you.

"Such a needy hole, look at it. It's just begging to be filled, isn't it?" he asks, to which you nod again. In response, he slaps your cunt harshly. "If i wanted to talk to myself, i'd have simply jerked off in the safety of my isolated cell. Speak."

"Yes, yes I want to be filled." You say quickly, embarrassment fading away to let the desperation uncurl its claws in your mind. Seemingly satisfied, he slowly pushes two fingers into your pussy, barely suppressing the groan at how wet and hot you feel.

Starting to pump his digits, he curls them to press into your g spot, watching as you tense and make soft moans at the sensation. His other hand wraps around your neck, smirking at your wanton desperation.

"So quick and eager to have a criminal's fingers inside of you. And a nurse at that, don't you have a duty of care?" he taunts sadistically, languishing in your shame and embarrassment as he keeps fucking you harshly with his fingers. You try and shake your head, but you can't with how he's choking you ever so slightly; a reminder that your life is in the hands of one of Gotham's most feared supervillians. And your cunt has never been wetter.

But you aren't the only one affected. Edward was never the type of man to be able to go multiple rounds, and age didn't exactly help that fact. But whether it was being in the Asylum, his abstaining from self pleasure, or just you, he was hard as a rock again and itching to know what your pussy might be like around him.

"Please..." you start to beg, slightly dazed from the onslaught of sensations.

"Please what, hm? Please stop? Please fuck me? Oh please I want to be fucked by the greatest intellectual this city has ever known?"

You can hardly digest the intense self importance he's displaying as you nod again as best you can. "Please fuck me sir."

"Getting better, but say it louder. More conviction. I'm not an easy man to please." he threatens, moving his fingers faster, practically bullying the inside of your pussy as he releases the grip on your neck, allowing merciful oxygen to grace your airways.

"Please sir, please fuck me. Please make me yours, your slut. Please." you beg between moans, body tensing.

"I will." he assures you, pulling his fingers out and bringing them to his face to observe your fluids, "but you should know, you became my slut when you so willingly got on your knees for me."

He grabs your hips and pulls you towards him as he kneels firmly on the bed, grabbing a pillow and stuffing it under you. You almost voiced your thanks at the action, before he rubs the head of his cock on your sensitive clit.

"Once more, for good luck."

What an asshole, he doesn't even believe in luck, you think to yourself, but the stimulation on your core was leaving your breathless and needy, so you indulge him.

"Please fuck me master, I need you. I need The Riddler."

Playing into his ego, his persona, almost always works (not that you know that, opting for an educated guess instead) and he rewards you by sinking into your pussy, moaning uncharacteristically higher pitched. Once he bottoms out inside of you, he takes a moment to really take in the scene in front of him, before grabbing hold of your hips and starting to move.

You moan, the fingering causing your cunt to already be sensitive and on fire with urgency as he starts to fuck you. He bends over you, taking his glasses off and placing them at your side before starting to move his hips faster, determined to rid you of any other thought but him.

"That's it, fuck, go dumb on my cock for me." he encourages, as your eyes glaze over. "My dumb little nurse, so willing to spread her legs."

Not being able to deny his accusation, you simply hold on to his arms for dear life as he picks up the pace even more, thrusting into you and watching your cunt soak his cock in your wetness.

"Making such a goddamn mess." he grunts, leaning down and slapping your clit for the sake of it.

You whine at that, body jerking in response as he chokes out a small chuckle. Soothing it, he rubs circles with his thumb in time with his thrusts, content with the noises of pleasure that fall from your lips. Outside, the noise of the riot were obvious now, and he uses it to his advantage.

"What if someone were to see? Would they think i forced myself on you? Or would they see you for what you truly are? A whore who wanted one of her patients to fuck her." he demeans you, and all you can do is attempt to shake your head.

He tuts, leaning so his breath tickles your lips. "I told you, lying doesn't suit you sweetheart."

Perhaps you were a whore, for wanting a man like Edward to make you feel something, but you can't hope to deny that what he's making you feel is good, so damn good.

"I'm a whore." you mumble quietly, before he groans. He feels your walls tightening around him, can feel the way your body is tensing as you near release.

"Say it properly, and i'll let you cum all over The Riddler's cock. How about that?" he says it like he's giving you a gift, something so unbelievable that you should be grateful he even considered it. But either way, you give in.

"I'm a whore, i'm your whore sir." you manage to get out between punishing thrusts, nails digging into the meat of his biceps. "I'm The Riddler's whore."

He moans, slamming into you with conviction. "You're damn right you are."

You're unsure if that meant you had permission to cum, but between his thrusts and his thumb playing with your clit, you knew you couldn't stop it as you cum hard around him. Your back arches, giving him a hell of a sight as he chases his own orgasm brutally.

"Yes that's it, take it. Take what i give you...take my cum, god you're so lucky. So privileged, so-"

He cuts himself off with a groan, mumbling your name as he buries himself completely inside of you as he finishes. You squirm softly at the warmth of the sensation, but not being able to go anywhere due to the death grip he has on your thighs; you're most certainly going to have bruises.

After a few blissful moments, he pulls out, admiring how your cunt flutters around nothing before his cum slowly leaks from your used hole. He gently reaches down and collects some on the tip of his finger, before pushing it back inside, laughing at your overstimulated gasp.

"There. Now wasn't that more enjoyable than running to the guards for help."

Giving him a sweaty nod, he climbs off of you and fixes him jumpsuit, before rolling his shoulders and standing up. You force yourself to sit up a little, watching as he smirks.

"I'm a little ahead of schedule, I confess I was foreseeing a little more convincing on my part for you to let me bed you." he says, uncharacteristically self deprecating, now matter how slight.

"Ahead of schedule for what?" you ask, before your answer is revealed when he picks up an empty chair and smashes the window.

"Oh sweetheart, while I did want to fuck you, did you really think i'd not pass up the opportunity for escape? I think my sabbatical has reached it's conclusion." he announces, walking over and grabbing your wrist to look at your watch. "The morons should have neutralised the guard post by now, if they actually listened to what I had to say."

At your hesitance, he smirks as he lets go of your wrist and leans down to give you a lingering kiss. "Perhaps i'll visit you again, you certainly made quite the impression on me."

At a loss for words, you stutter out a quick "okay" before he turns and begins to climb out the window. Not before turning for one last look at you.

"I really should have left a mark, people need to know you're mine now. Get changed sweetheart, in my estimations you have about ten minutes."

With that, he's gone, and you're left on the bed, cum dripping from your cunt and sweat slowly evaporating from your naked skin. Still, you suppose, he did protect you from the riot.

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(perhaps one day I will include a daddy kink in my writing, but alas I fear today is not that day)

[lizsos]

The Lee's

Summary : Tatter's sister is a famous idol, she happened to meet Bada and Lusher . The problem is both of the Lee's have crush on Tatter's sister who will y/n choose in the end .

Genre: fluff , smut

(Idol reader )

It was a calm day in JustJerk studio . Bada , Lusher and Tatter were dancing around trying to come out with a new choreography gpfor Kai's new song . They've been dancing for 2 hours they came up with some ideas for the first part of the song . Bada decided that it was time for them to rest , so right now they were chilling around . Lusher was sitting on the floor while leaving on the wall behind her . Meanwhile , Tatter was lying face down on the floor , seemingly busy chatting with someone . Bada wasn't in the room at the moment, deciding to find a vending machine to by a drink .

The moment that Bada entered the room again , Tatter randomly asked a question "Unnies , what do you want to eat for lunch today ?"

"Lunch ? Are we ordering food today ?" Bada questioned tilting her slightly .

"My sister is coming today to visit us, she decided to bring lunch so we can eat together ."

"Ehh , you have a sister ?! " Lusher screamed out , surprised by the new information . Bada , also with a shocked look reposted, " Yah ! I've known you for how long and I didn't know you even had a sister. Why didn't you tell us" she point's an accusing finger at Tatter .

Finally sitting up from her position Tatter answered back both of the Lee's that had been questioning her , " In my defence, the both of you never really asked about her and she's really busy I haven't seen her in 5 months. "

"But still , I mean you've met my family " Lusher pouted , disappointed

"Well , now you know " Tatter shrugged " anyways , what do you want to eat? She waiting for our response .

" I'll have Jjajangmyeon " Bada answered still looking in deep thought. "I'll have Kimbap" Lusher requested.

"Okay I'll let her know" Tatter continued to text on her phone, seemingly serious with the conversation that she's currently in "She'll come in 40 minutes "

"Also please don't freak out when you see her . I don't want it to be awkward I trust you guys "

"Freak out? Why would we freak out ?" Bada questioned, curious about the whole situation. It was just strange to her , Tatter announcing that she has a sister that they don't know about then asking them to not freak out

"You'll see later" Tatter dismessed the question, too excited at the fact that she's finally able to meet her sister again . The girls then go back to dancing after their small break , deciding to move to making the key point of the dance . They were so focused on dancing that they didn't notice the door opening and a figure entering the room .

The unknown figure was wearing a hat and an oversized hoodie that covered her head . Not forgetting the mask that adjourned her face , making her seem more mysterious. She then put the plastic bag that contained food on the floor before walking towards Tatter and hugging her from the back while she was busy dancing . Suprised by the unexpected action Tatter squeaked in shock and tried to move away from the person holding her before relaxing after hearing a finolaiar chuckle from her sister .

"UNNIE !" Tatter yelled excitedly , turning around yo return the hug "I missed you so much " .

The unknown figure , now revealed as Tatter's sister , just chuckled at the youngers reaction , glad to finally able to see her sister again .

Throughout the whole thing , Bada and Lusher just stared at the interaction between the two sisters , it was really heart-warming and it makes them wonder about the mysterious sister of Tatter even more

" I miss you tata " th girl's beupautiful voice can be heard . "Let me take the food so e can eat" tithe girl walked back to the entrance, picking up the plastic bag , before standing next to Tatter again .

"Bada unnie seoyoung unnie this is my sister y/n . Unnie this is my dance teacher Bada and teammate seoyoung pr usually known as Lusher" Tatter introduced her sister to her members .

" hello there , nice to meet you , I'm blackpink y/n , Tatter's half sister "y/n bowed

Shocked from the famous person in front of them Lusher and Bada just stared at her before finally snapped our of their trance and bowed back , introducing themselves back .

"Well now that you all officially met , let's eat" Tatter excitedly clapped her hands . Hearing the youngest words y/n just chuckled and gestures for the rest of them to sit on the floor before taking the food out "here you go m Tteokbokki of my favourite sister " y/n gives the food to Tatter and rubbing her head before giving Bada and Lusher their food . Thanking y/n for the food, they began to eat . Bada and Lusher interrogating Tatter and y/n about their relationship throughout the whole meal .

During the conversation both Bada and Lusher cant help but glance at the beautiful girl in front of them . Sure , they've met other idols before especially Bada , being the in-house choreographer for SM , but the idol in front of them is different. Being a member 9f blackpink really showcased a different aura than most idols they've seen before , maybe because blackpink are working more often outside of korea that their vibes has changed all together .

As they talk and eat their lunches , y/n admitted that she enjoyed the company upon her . Not only she finally got to hang out with her sister and her members , the sight in front of her is definitely not disappointing . She hates to admit it , but the moment she saw her sisters friends she got attracted to them . Both of the girls had a different personality and features that attracted her .

Finshing lunch , y/n decided to stay back and watch their practice promising that she won't spill anything she watches to the Internet jokingly, making the rest of the people there laugh at her joke . As she watches the three girls finance, she can't help but be amazed , her sister really has I proved so much , her musicality and how she now can help to make a choreography herself made y/n proud . Her gaze was soon distracted by the powerful moves of bada . She can't help but be entranced by bada powerful moves . As a dancer Heslerton, she rarely see's girls that can dance with so much power , it almost felt like watching a male dancing . Even the best dancer on her team ,Lisa didn't dance that powerful . Its truly a sight to see and she can't help but blush whenever her eyes and bada's eyes connected through the mirror .

But to be honest, Lusher's dance suprised her the most . She didn't expect the girl to be a combination of Bada and Tatter . Her moves are both powerful and feminine, being the perfect piece to the puzzle . She surprised her by staying at the studio for 3 hours already , realising that she still some errands to do , she decided to say goodbye to the group thats still dancing infront of her .

"Hey guys , its really nice meeting you and watching you dance , but I gotta go now" standing up she apologised to the trio . Pouting at her own words , Tatter goes to stop the music before hugging her sister .

"Thank you for visiting and spending time here , Unnie . Also can I sleep over at your place tonight?" Tatter begged adding an extra pout as a cherry on top .

Chucking at her cute sister , " Ofcourse you can Tata " breaking off from the hug , y/n rubbed Tatter's cheek before giving it a small pinch "Its nice to know you guys too" she said to the taller dou behind them

Bada walks closer with her arms opend , signalling that she also wants a hug . Y/n smiled at the cute action and decided to follow along hugging the tall girl . It was surprising feeling , the girl's embrace is so warm and comforting that she didn't want to let go . Finally breaking off from the hug, she hot engulfed into another hug by a more cheerful girl , slightly swaying both of their bodies side to side , making her giggle at her action , loving the playful video that the girl exuded .

"Umm ... can I maybe have your number unnie ? I really enjoyed your company today and maybe we could ģet know each other more ? " Lusher rambled after letting go from their hug , her personality doing a full 180 . Gone from her cheerful personality, to ow filled with a shy rambling mess . "Ofcourse ," y/n winked , before taking her phone and adding her number , even doing an extra effort by taking a photo of herself to be used as a profile picture,. "Now you have 1/5 of balckpink members numbers "she jokingly said .

"I'll text you to let you know its me Unnie " Lusher grinned , still shocked that she actually had the number of her bias

"How about me ? I'm actually your number one fan you know " Bada asked while pouting , acting like a hurt child , making her members laugh from their leader's action "Ofcourse I'll give my number to my number one family " y/n played along to Bada's antic , amused at the girl's action . Inserting her number to the phone given to her , she then does the some thing that she did to Lusher's , but decideding to be a little extra , she does a heart cheek for the pfp , still amused that she met y/n and even had her number .

Waving goodbye to the trio , y/n packs her bag and she leaves the studio .

"Look , she added a heart for my picture " Bada bragged to Lusher after making sure y/n left

"No fair" Lusher whined "you wouldn't even get her number if I didn't ask anyways unnie, so its a win for me actually " . The dancer's continued to bicker about who got ore attention from the blackpink member before Tatter's voice cut them off "stop ! I k ow that my sister is amazing and that you have some kind of crush on her but please talking about it infront of me" Tatter complained , annoyed how they keep bragging about the attention you showed them .

"Okay , Taeyoung-ah . We won't dicuss it again . Come on leat go back to practice " Bda apologised before turning the music back on .

It was late af night and y/n just finished yptaking a shower , after making sure that Tatter has slept comfortably in her room at y/ns penthouse , she can finally relax for the day . Scrolling on her private instgram , her attention was distracted by a notification from an unknown number .

Unknow Number :

Hiiiii

Pretty girl <3 :

Ummm ... who is this ?

Unknow Number :

I'm you number one fan ;)

Just kidding, I'm not your stalker

Let me give you a clue

🌊🌊🌊

Pretty girls <3

Oh !

Hello bada unnie

I really thought some stalker manged to get my phone number 😤

Giant unnie 🌊💙 :

Sorry not sorry

Just kidding !

Sorry for the jumbscare

Pretty girl <3 :

Its okay unnie , its kinda normal occurrence for me

Giant unnie 🌊💙 :

Sorry that you went through that . I didn't know being am idol can be that scary . If you need any help just tell me

Pretty girl <3 :

Awweee ..... thank you unnie ! I'll keep that in mind ;)

Their conversation was cut off by another notification from an unknown number , guessing that this is lusher, y/n decided to play a joke on her .

Unknow Number :

Hello y/n unnie !! This is seoyoung 🤍🤍

Future girlfriend ❤ :

Umm ... who is this ?

I don't know anyone named y/n

Unknow Number :

Is this not y/n ?

If not I apologise . It seems like a texted the wrong member.

Sorry for bothering you this late .

Have a night night !!

Future girlfriend ❤ :

Lolo its me seoyoung-ah

I'm just kidding , this is my real number no need to worry .

Kitty 🐱 :

Unnie you're so mean 😿😿

Anyways I just wanted to say that I enjoyed your company today , even though I just knew you existed rptoday

Wait no!!!, not like that , I know a blackpink member , like you're really famous you know and there is no one in this industry who wouldn't know recognise you . What i mean is I just knew that you're actually related to Tatter .

I'm rambling arebt I?

Please forgive me unnie

Future girlfriend ❤ :

Why are so cuteee? ???.

Its not problem at all

Its a pleasure to finally get to know my sister's best friends and coworkers . It makes me really glad that she has someone to depend on in her job .

Throughout the night y/n kept texting Bada and Lusher back and forth . Enjoying both of the girls company .

Its safe to say that y/n has become close friends with the two Lee's . Whenever she's in Korea, she'll always spend some time to hang out with them and they still text constantly even if she's overseas .

This time y/n was staying in Korea for a longer period of time . She had just finished her closing concert in Korea and is finally given time to rest after such a long tour .

On her third day of relaxing , sho got a message from Lusher , asking her 8f she's free and if she wanted to visit the dance studio . Agreeing to the inventation since she's bored after laying in bed for the past two days , y/n went to get ready , not forgetting to wear sunglasses and a mask to cover herself . After making sure that she looks presentable, she went to the garage and drove her car to JustJerk academy. Walking to the room that Lusher told her to come in , she saw Lusher sitting on the floor , breathing heavily after what looks like an intense dance routine .

"Hey , you look exhausted " y/ greeted in a jokingly manner .

"No I'm not tired at all , uunie . What make you think that I'm tired ?" Lusher quickly responds, knowing that y/n means no harm and its how they usually talk to each other .

Y/n just chuckled at the younger girl who is still trying to catch her breath. Taking out the engery drink that she know Lusher likes , before handing it to her . Lusher just nodded happily , blushing slightly at her crushes action. I mean she can't help it, her once only celebrity crush just turned into a real crush .

"What are you practicing Seoyoung -ah? " y/n asked curious on what made Lusher dance so hard for .

"Im just preparing myself with a hard routine . I don't know if Bada unnie or Tatter told you this but team BeBe is invited to Street Woman Fighter 2 "Lusher explained excitedly, even now , she still didn't believe that they are given a chance to showcase their talent.

"Oh my god ! Congrats you guys ! Im really happy for you " y/n cheered once she heard the news,. Glad to see the girls talents will finally be appreciated.

After hanging out with lusher in the practice room for 2 more hours. You decided to part ways . Lusher was saying she had a team meeting for a shooting their crew preformance . You both said your goodbyes and left each other going different paths .

Team Bebe announcement of joining swf2 unknowingly added a new dynamic with her relationship with Bada and Lusher . Wheneven she had free time . She would join team bebe practice's and cheer them up. She's also now closed with the rest of team . Even having a group chat with her and team bebe . The rest of the girls know their Leader and sub-Leader had a crush in the Idol and they liked to tease them about it whenever they got the chance.

"Bada unnie , don't you think that y/n unnie and seoyoung unnie are extra touchy today ?" Kyma , the main bully of team bebe asked her leader . Hearing the question , Bada turned her her gaze onto Lusher and y/n who were laughing at something on Lusher's phone . Y/n was lying her head on Lusher's lap while Lusher holder her phone with one hand while her other hand was busy stroking y/n's hair. Not liking the view m Bada clapped her hand the practice will start in 5 minutes .

Amused by the leader's action, Kyma went to gossip with the rest fo the members about what has just happened. Tbroughout the practice, it was obvious that Lusher and Bada were trying to get your attention and impress you, the both of them could be found glancing at you all the time . It was pretty funny for all the members.

It was during the Mega Crew Mission that they finally let their emotions out , Bada in particular took the biggest damage. Y/n noticed that Bada seemed to lose her confidence and she looked apdiqn most of the time, meanwhile Lusher and Tatter tried to help their leader by taking action .

"Come on cheer up ! Who are you ? Bada lee !" She said to bada lifting her head up , gazing into her eyes . Her heart sqeezing itself at the sight in front of her . the strong charismatic leader that she knows looks very stressed and down . Pulling Bada into a hug , she just rubbed her back and mumbled encouraging words , trying to cheer the girl up and lessen her self-doubt .

The moment just made Bada fall harder . Her carrying actions and constant support for her and her team members are one of the reasons that she's strong enough to get through all that .

One night , after finishing the Mega Crew Mission bada and y/n were laying down on JustJerk rooftop . Deciding to take a breath after the announcement of the mission .

"Her y/n ?" Bada just started , y/n just hummed in response to Bada's question. "Im really glad that I met you " she confessed " I didn't know what would happen if I didn't meet you that time . I don't think I'll be able to pull though all those challenges " .

"Im really glad that I met you guys too . But honestly, I think your wrong , you're very strong . Your were able to get this far because of yourself and not just me . Please don't even underestimate yourself even again . Me and the girls think that you're great and will always belive in you " y/n said sincerely, still looking at the sky .

Touched by y/ns words , bada blushed heavily , glad that the night is dark and y/n wasn't looking at her . Of not , then she's definitely doomed . They just continued to talk to each other . Badas gaze flickered from y/ns eyes to her lips, wondering how if would feel against her own lips . She imagined them to be soft and luscious , maybe tasting like a strawberry, knowing that the girl in front of her likes to uses strawberry flavoured stiff . Slowly leaning in their lips met in the middle , fireworks exploding in both of their stomach. Their kiss lasted for some time before they leaned back to catch their breath .

"Wow " y/n mumbled . Still shocked that she kissing bada . To be honest she's been attracted to the girl form the beginning, finding her style to be unique and her charming personality fun to be around.

"Wow indeed" Bada agreed " so , uh do you maybe wanna go on a date sometime ?" She decided to shoot her shot m knowing that she'll do whatever it takes to be with the idol , she feels kinda gulity for asking you you out knowing that Lusher also had a crush on you and both of them have been in some kind of friendly rivalry for the past few months .

"Yaeh ofcourse , I would like to ," you replied shyly. "Bht what about seoyoung ? I don't want to disappoint her her " her mind was in some kind of dilemma. Sure she likes lushers company but to her , not as romantic partner. "Im sure she's a big girl already , she'll be able to accept your decision " bada reassured uy/n , taking the girl into a comforting hug , trying to calm her racing thoughts .

"Uh yeah , your right " y/n agrres noddding her head , her arms were wrapped tightly around badas waist , enjoying her company.

The next day y/n went to join bebe practice she decided to tell lusher about her decision

"Seoyoung -ah can we talk ? " she called out m trying to get lushers attention . Nodding her head , the slightly taller girl walked towards the idol and both of them went to an empty room .

" uh I just want to tell you that I know that you have a crush on me and I'm sorry that I can't return your feelings " y/n bowed feeling truly sorry for the younger girl ? "I always thought of you as a little sister , like Tater and I would tike to apologise of it seem like I'm leading on you on"

Lusher could feel her heart break but decided to accept y/ns decision whole heartdly "its bada unnie isn't it?" She said bitterly , slightly disappointed that her unnie got to be with her crush .

"Its not badas fault , but yes we decided to try it out together it didn't feel right to hide it from you "

"Its alright y/n unnie I knew from the start that one of us will lose and I kinda prepared for it . At least I know that you'll be with bada unnie and she'll take care of you "

Y/n just hugged the girl in response " I know you'll find so enemies better than me eventually someone who will love you better seoyoung -ah "

You bothwent back to the practice room you and bada announced it and everyone has happy especially Tatter she was happy some got to love her sister .

You and bada went back to your penthouse and you said to bad in her ear "bada I want you "

Bada was kinda shocked but she didn't complain she carried you to your room and sat you on the bed .

You kissed bada harshly wish took her by surprise.

Bada instantly kisses you back grunting, Her hands squeezing your breasts causing you to gasp and she slides her tongue into your mouth, swirling and exploring every inch of it. She kisses you harder and harder, teeth clashing and tongues dancing with each other, her hand goes up to cup your jaw, trying to mold her lips into yours .

''F-Fuck! w-wait'' You breath out cupping her cheeks to pull her away, you tilt your head s to the side and lean in to attatch your lips with her swollen pouty ones.

You let out a shaky breath hesitant at first, but then shake your head, your lips curving into a smirk. ''Lets see if you deserve to see my face hm?''

You were sprawled out on your bed by now, your shirt and skirt are long gone at this point .

''Take it off'' she pants out as she pulls away staring at you.

She stares at you hard. You're used the intensity of her gaze, but this is that special stare. That lusty one she gives you in dance practices when you sit there all pretty with your mini skirts laughing along with the other bebe members .

She holds her position, all up in your personal space as her fingers trail up your bare thigh. ''I know these pretty thighs all too well by the way you walk around me in dance practice '' Her hand inches upwards, fingers hooking around the band of your panties before pulling them and letting them go making them snap against your skin.

"Do you know how fucking good you look right now? How badly I've wanted to fuck you?'' She says as his voice drips with lust. '' the things you make me feel y/n " bada said with a shaky breath leaving a sloppy kiss right under your ear and the area around your neck .

The sudden sting causes you to jolt and whimper, a pout forming on your glossy lip.'

'Lets see if you can actually scream huh'' She mutters as she inches forward to your soaked panties, her breath fanning your silk covered fold earning little whines from you.

''T-take them off!'' You whimper, your hands going down to hold her hair and tugging on them slightly causing her to smirk. And so she does, in an instant she rips your panties off and without any warning, she connects her lips to your soaking folds, as if it was a magnet pulling Bada .

''O-Oh oh badaaaaa fuckfuckfuckk g-gon make me cummmmm- ngh'' You cry out arching your back, nipples hard and thighs trembling vigorously, your legs wrap around her shoulders practically suffocating her with your thighs, but she doesn't mind it she has wanted this for way too long now, she was too pussy drunk to notice.

“Mmm..s’sweet mmm” He mumbles into your cunt sending vibrations up your core.

You're mweling as you feel a new sensation build up in your stomach once you feel her tongue enter you, her nose nudging against your clit. her tongue rolling inside you and your spongey spot that will lead you to your destruction, she knows you're close- and just when you're about to have an earth shattering orgasm, she pulls away with a cocky grin, lips glossy and puffy, cheeks and chin stained in your juices, eyes fully lust-blowen. If it was possible, bada would definitely have heart in her eyes right now.

You whine and buck your hips shifting closer to the edge of the bed , hands yanking her head back down into your core in attempt for any stimulation.

She listen to you and continues her job hitting all the spots that makes you fold at the spot

"Ahhhhh~~~ bada im close fuckfuck fuck " you said as you were tugging on her hair for life "cum for me y/n let me taste you" she said while moving her tongue.

You had to admit she had amazing tounge skills , skills that would make you scream .

"CummingCummingCumming" you said as your load went out bada slowed down her movements but still her head was deep down in your core licking cat licks on your pussy while drinking up your juice .

Bada lifted her her up and went to kiss you a deep loving kiss .

You both washed up and went to your bed , you insisted bada to just sleep over and you both cuddled until the sun came up .

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The end ~

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[verycharismaticdragon]

Do you know why everyone and their mother keeps saying that Sheb Qingqiu's secluded cultivation lasts for a year or 3??? Last I checked, wasn't he only in the cave for several months??

...I haven't seen a fic use that timeframe in quite a while - am I the delusional one??

Having intensively cultivated for several months, he could freely control his spiritual energy and had risen one level above his original cultivation base.

... nope, still as I remembered from the official book, page 85 in my copy. Even my old Exiled Rebels translation puts it as, "several months." Last I checked, 12 (or 36) months is far too many to simply be considered "several", so what am I missing? It just- throws off the timeline so badly and greatly increases the amount of time poor Binghe is stuck in the woodshed, for what?

Okay, so the 3 years thing comes from the donghua, no need to look further. It's one of those things that directly go against canon but have stuck in people's minds, similar to 'the washerwoman was the one to pull baby Binghe out of the river' and 'Shen Qingqiu fainted dramatically several times early on in his transmigration'.

Then, I don't believe I have seen 1 year myself, but if I had to guess, it may come from the fact that Binghe is 14yo prior to SQQ entering seclusion and 15 once he leaves. That said, an entire year makes zero sense considering what we know of the timeline.

Which is where I confess that I tore out some hair over the length of SQQ's seclusion when constructing the timeline for Transmigrator Time Traveler, because for me 'several' months means 3 to 5, but given all the facts, SQQ's seclusion had to last somewhere between 6 and 10 instead. (I went with 9 in the end, for the fic, cause I've read that 9 is a significant number for spiritual practices cultivation is based on? the source was a little vague so i don't know how true that is, but I needed a number.)

Nevermind, to the aforementioned facts. MXTX confirmed the date of the first chapter publication - Sept.21 - to be the date of SQQ's transmigration. (Small note: I'll be using modern months, even though SV's world uses lunar calendar, because it's easier to gauge weather and stuff. For characters in the novel, they might see those as different months/seasons, but that doesn't really affect our purpose here.) Luo Binghe’s 15th birthday - which Shen Qingqiu missed in seclusion - is in winter ('coldest day' which I after some research came to hc as jan6, though that's not particularly relevant, because...) Demon invasion happened on a 'hot day' (SQQ mentions it in relation to how SHL is dressed) - which puts it in May at the earliest, August at the latest. So these are the 'borders' we are working with.

Now, to my actual calculations. We know SQQ spent some time on the Peak after transmigration, before the Skinner mission that led to him going to seclusion. So I'm gonna say that happened in October at the earliest, December if you stretch it (though I feel like his tatas would freeze off if the Skinner left him half-undressed in December...) - but definitely not later, cause Binghe’s birthday has to happen off-screen. So if we take the longest possible time frame, October to August, we get 10 months. The slimmest possible window - December to May - gives us 5 months, but between the aforementioned boob hypothermia issue and the fact that May is a bit of a stretch for the 'hot day', I think that 6 months is the shortest you can go.

Which, again, doesn't align with my understanding of what should be described as 'several' months, but what can you do... tbh, im not sure MXTX thought all that hard about the timeline, which is understandable as a writer - but as a fan, frustrating

So yeah - definitely less than a year (and absolutely not 3, donghua), though the math gets fuzzier after that.

[missamyrisa2]

miss amy, what would you do to tease a shy girl with very sensitive buttons who wants to know if she could cum just from tickling them?

Hmmmss~ I do believe I would scoot behind you my darling sweetie girly girl, chuckling knowingly as I playfully glide my fingers under your top. Ooh yes, look at this ticklish cute belly. Do you have a lovely giggle button? It's okay, relax my sugardoll, you can giggle it all out here. Or squeak, or snort. Whatever you'd like as I glide my nails along your twitchy skin and explore this adorable little button. I'll just guide you through all these gentle touches as I chuckle in your ears and nuzzle your neck gently. That's my fingers spidering up around your tummy and sides, now just my nails exploring up to your riiiibs ~ and mmmh. Why, you have a pair of adorable buttons right up here don't you? I love your belly giggle button but I think your royal girly buttons are even cuter ~ Tickle tickle blushy boo, you can giggle it all out. Wiggle all you like too~ I'll tickle you all the way through, yes my darling. My fingers love your buttons, oh yes they do. Adorable little curves up here, some niiice tickle spots in your underboob too and ooh ~ I think your sideboobs are ticklish ~ and now we circle around and around those buttons ~<3 Mmmhmm. Coochie coo my giggly angel. You're so sweet and adorable like this, all blushy and bashful. Awww, does it feel good?

This top is cute, but~ wouldn't it be nicer if~ there we go, up, up, up it goes my giggly butterfly, and now we just toss it over here. There we are~ and I'll let you feel the softness of my silky top grazing your naked back while I lean in to whisper and coo in your ear. My fingers are gliding up your naked ribs my bashful betty ~ my embarrassed Ember ~ you're such a meek Melanie you shy Shelley~! And let's seeee where are those buttons ~ mmmhhmm ~ one button here, tickle tickle ~ and oooh, ahhhh~ you have two girly ticklish buttons don't you? Do we need a recount? Let's make sure ~ gotta be sure now. And we'll need a nice gently graspy giggly inspection too, so I'll just take my fingers and swirl around the mound and then hold each of these lil regal nubs. Let's see now~ One ticklish button ~ two ticklish buttons! Need another recount? Onneeee ticklish button ~ twoooo ticklish buttons! How about a third opinion? Maybe a fourth? We need sooo many hand recounts mmmmhmm~

Oooh? Oh my gooodness? Are you begging and pleading and wanting so much loves but you just can't get the words out because you're so adorably ticklish and you love your tickles and your Amy and you just can't stop wiggling huh? Let's get my legs over yours then. Ahh yes, you can bounce and wriggle and writhe allll you like my coy catherine, I'm gonna tickle you all the way through. Just liiiiitle touchy toos on your tatas ~ why it's only little droplets of rain on your sweet chest now, little pokies and strokies and there we gooo gentle massagies ~ and why yes, that is a makeup brush caressing your nub now~ we'll get these cute girli buttons all pampered and sweet. Hold still now, this miiight tickle. I'll just hold you like this and thereee we can dust each button oh yes we can ~ Don't you love how cute and girly and tickly makeup brushes are? This is a blush brush, a blushy brush brush for my blushing beauty. Are you my blushing beauty? Come on, say you're my blushing Belle ~ say it through those silly giggles or I'm gonna tickle you more ~ No? I'll get you to say it rosy Rosie ~

Aww, my sweet dilly dolly~ were the tickles so much? Did you get all fuzzy? You didn't even seem to notice I laid you back and now you're all mine ~ mmmhmm ~ now I can realllly inspect these blushy giggle buttons ~ I'm gonna hold them and you can wriggle and squiggle because now I'm gonna mmmmmmuahh ~ sweet soft brushy kissies for these stiff lil buttons~! mmmmuah muah muah~ kissy coooo~ awww look at how much your sweet royal girl buttons love this!~ And they're getting so purpley pinky ~ how adorable, how sweet how utterly cuuuute~ let's try the tongue~ can the tongue do it? Light soft loving tickles swirling sweetly over your buttony areas and then riiiight to the tips! mmmhmmm and kissies and lil raspberries for them tooo~ and then it's the palmies~! Oh, you don't know what palmies are? Why my sweet stephanie, that's where your buttons are ever so swollen and cutely standing at attention and wanting ~ and I hover my palms over them with these barely there lil grazing tickles. See, the texture of my soft palms and the lines are so perfect for a featherlight massage because they contour around your amazingly beautiful bashful buttons! Aww ~ can the tickles do it? Can they do it? Let's find out ~ Let's seeeee if we can tickle your girly buttons allll the way through to a lovely ticklegasm~

[ampedupkaon]

August Writing Challenge Day 23: Meliodas/Ban

AN: Takes place during their time together in Purgatory, before they meet Wild though.

“Oh man... that was good.” Meliodas flumped down against the rock, the stick which held the meat he'd eaten joining the fire. Ban couldn't disagree. Those dog-like creatures were delicious. Their pelts were lovely and soft too.

“Yeah, because you didn't cook it.” Ban teased, Meliodas giggling at the tease.

“I've tried imagining how my team mates would react to it and no matter which one I pick, they all make this absolutely hilarious expression.” Ban smirked; knowing which team mates Meliodas was referring to.

“So... we get out of here and you go to your room with your girl. What would you do first?”

“Kiss her, duh. Elaine's kisses set my heart on fire.” Ban answered, that wasn't a tough question. He'd missed the feel of Elaine in his arms, her soft lips against his...

“Well, I'd make sure the door was bolted to keep Hawk out and... I'd squeeze her boobs. Elizabeth's pillowy tatas feel like heaven.” Ban spluttered, before laughing. That answer was so Meliodas he couldn't help it.

“Would you... take her clothes off?” He was a little nervous of doing that. Not because he hadn't saw Elaine nude. Because he'd never done it... made love before. And he wanted to make love to Elaine.

“Ooh! Bet she'd look good in the buff!” Meliodas licked his lips and Ban laughed again.

“How flustered do you reckon they'd have got if they saw both us wandering around Purgatory?”

“Elizabeth would have screamed.” Meliodas made his voice go high pitched, making Ban laugh harder when the blonde spoke.

“Oh my goodness, Sir Meliodas is naked!” Ban made his voice go all soft.

“Ban, you can't be walking around like this! This sight should be for me alone!” Meliodas started laughing and for a moment, neither of them could stop. Ban gasped for air, managing to stop laughing finally.

“I needed that, thanks captain.”

“Not a problem.” Meliodas yawned, stretching his arms up.

“We'd better have a nap. You know, so we have plenty of energy to look for the way home tomorrow.” Meliodas dragged his clothes off, bundling them up to make a pillow. Ban's trousers got bundled up to join the pillow pile, his coat becoming a blanket to keep their legs warm. The two of them didn't care they were naked, nor that the best way to keep warm was by cuddling together.

“No kissing me in the morning, lover boy.” Meliodas teased. Ban had done it a few times, kissed the other man's lips when he'd just woke up. Meliodas looked like Elaine when he was just waking up.

“Then grow a bit so you don't look like Elaine.” He grumbled, earning giggles from the blonde.

“Maybe you just like the feel of my lips.” Ban grinned, intending to tease.

“They are nice and soft.” Meliodas was looking at him kind of strangely.

“Ban... thank you.” His eyes widened.

“What for?”

“For coming here to rescue me.”

“Hey, I'm sure if the others thought they could have survived here like I can... they'd have been right with me.”

“Yeah, but you're the one who came through for me. And...” Ban felt his heart turn a flip as Meliodas' lips brushed his own. They were soft and it felt nice being held and kissing like this.

“I really appreciate it. Truly.”

“Don't mention it captain.” Ban snuggled in, before a thought crossed his mind.

“Were you pretending I was Elizabeth when you kissed me?”

“I might have been. I do miss her. But... maybe I just like how your lips feel.”

“When you get back, you kiss that princess silly, alright? Just like I'm going to do to Elaine.” Meliodas grinned cheekily.

“Maybe... I want to kiss you silly.” Ban spluttered, before laughing.

“Alright. Go on. I'm waiting.” He wasn't surprised when Meliodas didn't move to do so.

“Not here. In my bed at the Boar Hat perhaps.”

“When we get back there, huh?” Ban smirked.

“I'll hold you to that.” Meliodas grinned before settling down.

“Night Ban.”

“Night captain.” He closed his eyes, sleep finding him easily. He hoped the captain's dreams were as nightmare free as his own were. Being in the arms of someone you trusted with your life did that for him; and he hoped it worked for the captain too.

AN: I'll leave it up to you whether Ban and Meliodas were joking at the end there. Meliodas kissed Ban as a thank you... but also as a 'I don't want to die having not experienced this for so long'. Ban doesn't kiss Meliodas the next morning, when he wakes up; because Meliodas is already awake and about. The blonde teases him for being naked and the two of them wrestle... once they've got their clothes on.

[cryptids-of-spielzeit]

Purpureo Sub Caelo

Epilogue: Amare

(A Grinning Cat Story)

It was the morning after. Or, rather, the afternoon. The sun reached its peak, bathing the Cat in its light, awaking him from his slumber. It was one of the best he had in quite some time, despite his injuries. Of that matter, they strangely felt healed, no sort of pain coursed through Theo.

He felt where that thing slashed his chest. Sealed, no blood, no cut. In it's place, tightly knit thread, royal purple. He then noticed there was a rather big blanket covering him. This was getting weird.

"Meine güte, you're awake!"

A voice cried out, soft and caring in tone. And then he saw her. She was an old woman, oldest that Theo had ever seen. She walked over to him cautiously.

"Thank the stars you made it. I had not stitched in some time, I thought it would break almost immediately."

Theo was filled with both confusion and comfort. This woman just saw a giant cat bleeding profusely on the ground and just decided "let me help you"? Was she crazy?

"...you did a good job..."

She slightly jumped, staring Theo in the eyes before regaining her composure.

"Oh, you speak? That's wunderbar! If you speak then you must have a name, yes?"

Theo couldn't comprehend it. Was this lady insane? Anyone of sound mind and body would be properly frightened by him, at least that's what he thought. She was handling this situation like she had been used to things like him.

"...my name is Theodore, ma'am..."

"Oh, and so polite too! My name is Berta, dear. Now we know each other."

Her smile was so...so genuine, so heartfelt. This lady was cartoonishly kind. But this was probably what Theo needed. Something sickeningly sweet.

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Berta. Thank you for healing me."

"Oh, please, don't worry about that, Herr Theodore. Did you enjoy your rest?"

"....Yes."

"That is splendid news!"

Berta walked over to some bushes. They were filled with a menagerie of berries and other fruits, as were the trees around them. Theo had stumbled upon Spielzeit's Fruit Basket, meaning he was incredibly close to town. He wasn't sure if that was good or bad.

As he watched Berta pick the berries, he noticed a long shape crawling just behind the bush. PJ Pug-a-pillar, one of the "Hybrids" of the Fruit Basket, was about to make a victim out of the old lady. Not on Theo's watch.

He sprang up and ran up to Berta. She couldn't see the hybrid from where she stood, but Theo could. PJ was frozen in fear, it seems he hadn't realized that the Prototype's right hand was out there with all of them. And with just a threat of his claws, still shining, PJ scurried off.

"Is something the matter, dear?"

"No. I just wanted to watch."

"Oh, that's just precious! Seems you're a bit too late though, little kätzchen, I've gotten all I need. I hope you like strawberries!"

Theo was taken aback. Was she picking those for him? Admittedly, he was a bit hungry.

"...I do like those."

"Prächtig! I'll send these over to Ms. Puntz, she can make a strawberry tart like there's no tomorrow! Come, I'll show you to my place, we can't have you out in the open all day now can we?"

Yep. This lady was crazy. But, regardless, a home is a home. It wasn't a very long walk, only about 4 minutes from the Basket. It was a lone cottage, disconnected by the town only by having no passageway. It was huge, too big for just 1 old lady. She had to have had family there.

"Go right in, make yourself comfortable. I'll be back within the hour with those tarts. Tata!"

And with that, she left. For an old lady, she had quite a bit of energy. It was like she never grew up. Being with her reminded Theo of the kids at Playcare, at least the ones who actually liked him. They had that energy, that spunk. He could hear their voices as clear as day.

"Catnap?"

"Catnap, is that you?"

"Mr. Theo?"

"Thank goodness you're alive!"

They weren't in his head.

(PURPUREO SUB CAELO: COMPLETE

NEXT STORY: CANDLES)

(EDIT AFTER DAY 1 BECAUSE I'M A DUMB DUMB: The idea for Old Lady Berta as a part of the story and as a character originated from @abugcalledtoken. I posted this at, like, 3 AM last night and forgot to give creds ;_;)

(BONUS: CATNAP DRAWING UNDER CUT! -JY)

(I don't really draw all that much, so apologies if it doesn't look all that good, but here's a doodle of how Catnap looks as of the end of this story! Will doodle more designs later ^^. Thank y'all for readin' :3. - JY)

[infoglitch]

The rose reaper and her shining dork knight: satisfaction.

(uh heres the third installment since I updated my own book and after this I got release the third page of the rewrite.. yeah I do way to much when I get an idea.)

Ruby found herself sitting on a hot over looking the wasteland that was the remnants of Salem's castle. they won... Her team finally beat Salem. Ruby felt a load lifted off of her shoulder as she sighed happily.

She heard footsteps from behind her as jaune sat beside her before letting out a small groan.

Jaune: that... Was... So.... Exhausting.

Ruby: absolutely. What you need?

Jaune: nothing just wanted to check up on miss "just saved the world".

Ruby let out a small laugh before lightly punching him in the shoulder.

Ruby: come on. Don't make my ego huge jaune. Otherwise you'll regret it~

Jaune felt a small blush creep onto his face as he sighed. He then looked at the sky.

Jaune: so... I guess we gotta find jobs now. Actual ones.

Ruby: what do you mean by that I'm sure there's still grim out there.

Jaune: true. But it's not like there's going to be infinite amounts of them anymore. Now that Salem's gone there's no more grimm production so after all of the rest have been dealt with we're just going to be normal people.

Ruby let out a small "oh" as she looked Abit down now. Jaune raised an eye brow as he smiled Abit.

Jaune: aw don't tell me you already regret saving everyone.

Ruby just stayed silent as jaune sighed. He looked away before an idea came to him.

Jaune: hey ruby I got an idea!

Ruby and jaune turned to each other ruby Abit confused. Jaune clasped his hands around hers as he smiled brightly.

Jaune: let travel together.

Ruby raised an eyebrow.

Ruby: you mean with Ren and Nora?

Jaune: no. Just.. you and me. We'll get to see the rest of the world and get to spend time together-

Jaune immediately stopped talking as his face turned a deep crimson.

Jaune: uh- i- um- uh- oh i- i- uhm- I... I should just shut that idea down shouldn't I?

Ruby looked at him Abit before letting out a small laugh as she removed her hands from his grasp as she gently cusps his cheeks.

Ruby: sure thing VB. Sure thing. Besides now I get the chance to do this.

Ruby pulled him close to her as she kissed him. Jaune felt his brain short circuit as his arms were limp.

Ruby soon let go of him as she had a wide smirk on her face.

Ruby: I just hope you don't mind sharing a bed.

Jaunes already crimson face proceeded to turn scarlet as he could only respond with a "o-ok".

And so the two now have the rest of their lives being the rose reaper and her shining dork knight

(and there it is ladies and gents. I've accidently made a new series. Fun. Going to be told out of chronological order because I'm dumb. If I ever decide to make a post that leads to the many series I might make then I'll try my best to get this in chronological order so you don't have to piece it together. Anyway Rock on till ya drop tata motherfuckers 🤟)

[tenshioffcial]

Anime Date Night With Taekook.

Warnings below summary.

Summary: You wanted to go on a date with taekook but wanna watch anime also so why not do both???

Warnings: Femreader!, Taekook love each other too, Bisexual Taekook, Fluff, Slight angst.

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It was workday for you, and you wanted nothing more than to watch anime and eat ramen when you got home, I started drooling at the thought of it. I heard snapping which brought me out of my thoughts. "Earth to Y/n?" My Coworker and Best friend Hana was snapping and waving her hand in my face. "What is it, Hana?" She sighed. "It's closing time you should go home." I looked up at the clock and seen it was 7:30. "Shit I should've already left." She nodded. "I kind of assumed so with the messages you've been getting all day." She winked at me. "Yah don't read my texts!" She giggled. "It's okay I didn't read them exactly just what they'd say on screen as they popped in." I huffed out a sigh and then gathered my shit and left. I hurried home but it was 8 and most restaurants were closing by now plus I still wanted to watch anime. I opened my phone to text my boyfriends.

Y/n <3: Hey guys so sorry about our date being cancelled. T-T

Koo: It's okay beautiful we know how work can be.

Tata: Yeah princess. It'll be fine.

Y/n <3: How about you guys come over for the night instead? We can watch anime and eat at home instead.

Koo: Damn I would hate to turn down that offer.

Tata: Already getting ready.

Koo: Damn Tae your fast as fuck. XD

Y/n <3 Lol I'll see you guys when you get here. Love you both. <3

Koo: Love you too<3

Tata: (inserts kisses) Love you too baby.

I put my phone down and went to take a shower. Once I got out, I could already smell the yummy food. I walked into the kitchen and seen kook and Tae setting up the food. I hugged Tae and kissed him. "Hey baby I missed you." He giggled a little and smiled his boxy smile. "I missed you too and so did someone else." He looked over to kookie. I ran over and koala hugged him smothering his face in kisses. "I missed you kookie!" He laughed and had his adorable bunny smile. "I missed you too my beautiful girl." he caressed my cheek. We let go of one another and Tae was pouting. I noticed it first. "What's wrong Tae baby?" Kook looked over to him too. "I want kisses from kookie too." Jungkook giggled at our boyfriend's cuteness and walked over hugging him and kissing him too. I smiled at them both then go to picking our anime to watch together. I picked Fruits basket because I haven't finished it. Plus, neither of them minds the anime's I watch. I was about to help bring the food over till kook made me sit down. "It's okay we'll bring the food over to the coffee table sweetheart." He kissed my forehead then walked back to Tae. I started the anime and they both brought over the food. Kook handed me my bowl of ramen and I drooled so hard seeing it. I started chowing down the noodles so fast. "Hey easy princess you're going to mess up your tummy." Kook said. Tae giggled at me. "He isn't wrong baby. take it easy." I nodded and calmed down. I started laughing at the show and so did they at times during the anime. I started falling asleep watching it because they both were cuddling me. Next thing I knew I was knocked. Tae and Kook both notice the sleeping girl between them and Jungkook picked me up bridal style which woke me up a little because I never really liked being lifted off of the ground. "Wha-what happened? Did... I fall as- *Yawns* asleep?" Kook and Tae giggle at the cuteness of me being tired even though I disagree with them. "Yeah princess you fall asleep." Kook said. "We're going to bed now." Tae spoke. I nodded and snuggled into Kook's neck. I felt his heartbeat pick up and him smile. We got to the bedroom door and he gently placed me on my bed and then I whined from the lack of warmth. Tae was the first one in bed because kook needed the bathroom first. I felt Tae pull me into his chest and then kook snuggle up behind me. Kook moved his head to whisper in my ear. "Goodnight Beautiful and Hyung." Kook said "Goodnight My Beautiful babies." Tae said. I smiled and snuggled into tae and kookie more. "Goodnight my handsome daddies."

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A/n: I wanted something short and cute so this was the idea I had my brother helped me pick the anime for this because not only have I seriously not finished fruits basket but it is cheesy romance and such so It was perfect. Anyways thanks for reading my stuff and again requests are always open.

[hexehaus]

Wondering & Debating

NOT a hoodoo spell. And THIS is how herbs go on a candle. Powdered, NOT whole! 😂

Okay. Hear (or read) me out. Years ago, about 10 years...someone from a prominent hoodoo site tried to ruin my Etsy store's reputation because I accidentally used one of their images. They put my store up on their site and called me a fraud. I had no idea the image was was theirs and I took it down. They refused to take the fraud shit down. I did a spell and it fucking disappeared. So I ain't crazy about hoodoo.

I realize that hoodoo is supposed to be of African descent, but not as it is presently, no. It differs greatly from the practices that I've learned. And no, sorry - Lucky Mojo isn't the be all to end all. Real hoodoo that I know utilizes Lẹ̀, in Yoruba - or in Spanish, palos, meaning sticks. I don't know Kikongo. So I'll use Spanish or Yoruba.

So I've read that Devil's Shoestring and herbs like Rue, Wormwood and Comfrey are good for protection from evil. I know they are very powerful, but I also know that there is a palo that is very powerful that has much older associations that go not only back to Africa, but we can also get it in America and Europe. It has awesome power of protection from evil and hexes and it is sacred to the Orisha Obatala who owns this plant. Known as Saúco, or Elder, this palo precedes the hoodoo herbs that you usually find listed online. Africans had been using Elder longer than the Celts, it does appear.

So much for authenticity in hoodoo. I don't believe Devil's Shoestring, Wormwood, or Comfrey were available in Africa. Elder doesn't have a quirky name, so I suppose its not hoodoo? Lol! It does have nicknames. Its just that ppl go insane if something doesn't match "the culture" and I'm just showing that a tree that most think is European is also in Africa, used for not only protection, but also purity/purification (Obatala), wisdom (also Obatala), divination (Orunmila or Ifá the Sage diviner), healing (again Orunmila, as the Divine Physician), fertility and renewal.

I'm not against hoodoo, its just not my cup of tea the way ppl practice it today. I originally learned hoodoo from a Wicca book and it was better than most stuff that I see online. That was 1993 though. 🤔 And not a Llewellyn book, actually a Citadel book. Still got a copy.

Just wanted to say that palos actually are a lot stronger than herbs. Sticks hold more "juice" than herbs and so do roots. Herbs are the weakest. Berries should only be used when fully dried and best in hanging bags or in concealment. Disagree if you will. I have 30 years of herbalism experience. I love Yoruba ewe which I'm learning. I fell in love with Prodigiosa, the mighty consecration ewe because of Ifá and other African practices that I've learned. I'm not just book learned. I had training in Ifá. 😊 And...sooo many years of Palo now!

One may ask where to find knowledge about the palos. Sorry! Very hard! Its in Spanish but I have no books. Its also called a Tata, or Palo priest. No books in English. The ewe, are probably in books. Some Santeria books have information, though with good authors like Migene Gonzalez-Whippler, the plants are in Spanish. And not able to translate because they are not native. Even Santero/Palero Carlos Montenegro, much is in Spanish or you have to read between the lines or...is totally missing! He has the best candle color correspondences I've seen besides Charmaine Gray though! The correspondences here on tumblr leave much to be desired.

Off topic!

If anyone wishes to disagree with my words, make a comment but please no rude insults or accusations. Civility reigns here at Hexe's.

M.M. 💖💀💖

[joslincox]

Tales From a Not-So Bratty Little Sister Soundtrack

Genres: Pop • Dance-pop • Teen Pop • Electro-pop • Pop Rock • R&B • Trap • K-Pop

The Linda Lindas - Growing Up

Rihanna - Umbrella (With Jay-Z)

Girls Aloud - You Freak Me Out

Jonas Brothers - Year 3000

Post Malone - Sunflower (With Swan Lee)

Justin Bieber - Baby (With Ludacris)

Allison Iraheta - Friday I'll Be Over U

Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?

Kelis - Milkshake

Tata Young - Sexy Naughty Bitchy

Halo Friendlies - Me vs. The World

Mindless Behavior - Hello

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

Miranda Cosgrove - Leave It All To Me (With Drake Bell)

Victoria Justice - Make It Shine

Miley Cyrus - The Best of Both Worlds

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Taylor Swift - Love Story

BTS - Dynamite

Justin Bieber - One Time

Solange - Solo Star

Rihanna - Breakin' Dishes

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

Nicki Minaj - Barbie World (With Ice Spice & Aqua)

Corbin Bleu - We Come To Party

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (With Christina Aguilera)

The Click Five - Pop Princess

Chris Brown - Yo (Excuse Me Miss)

Miley Cyrus - See You Again

Iggy Azalea - Fancy (With Charli xcx)

Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock

Chelsea Staub - It's All About Me

No Doubt - Just A Girl

Justin Bieber - One Less Lonely Girl

Usher - OMG (With Will.i.am)

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul

Avril Lavigne - I Always Get What I Want

Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (With Timbaland)

Nicki Minaj - Moment 4 Life (With Drake)

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

Ke$ha - TikTok

Ice Spice - Pretty Girl (With Rema)

Ciara - Goodies (With Petey Pablo)

Big Time Rush - Boyfriend

The Wanted - Glad You Came

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (With Lauren Bennett and GoonRock)

BTS - Butter

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

Boomkat - Rip Her To Shreds

P!nk - Trouble

Hillary Duff - So Yesterday

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Kiss & Tell

Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Peaches & Herb - Shake Your Groove Thing

Usher - Yeah! (With Lil Jon and Ludacris)

V.I.C - Wobble

Ashlee Simpson - Just Let Me Cry

Ke$ha - Boogie Feet (With Eagles of Death)

Hillary Duff - Sweet Sixteen

OneRepublic - Sunshine

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand

Katy Perry - California Gurls (With Snoop Dogg)

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Nicki Minaj - Starships

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Love You Like A Love Song

Justin Bieber - Beauty And a Beat (With Nicki Minaj)

(G)I-DLE - Queencard

Corbin Bleu - Push It To The Limit

Jesse McCartney - Because You Live

Harry Styles - As It Was

MONSTA X - HERO

BLACKPINK - How You Like That

Red Velvet - Russian Roulette

TWICE - Candy Pop

That Girl Lay Lay - Mama

JoJo Siwa - Kid In A Candy Store

Cardi B - Bongos (With Megan Thee Stallion)

Hannah Montana - Nobody's Perfect

Lizzo - Good As Hell

Blackway - What's Up, Danger (With Black Caviar)

Justin Bieber - Never Say Never

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

Pitbull - International Love (With Chris Brown)

Cardi B - Money

Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (With RM)

Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive

JoJo Siwa - D.R.E.A.M

Victoria Justice - Beggin' On Your Knees

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Who Says

Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For

Jesse McCartney - She's No You

Chris Brown - Look at Me Now (With Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne)

Khalid - Young Dumb and Broke

Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid

Demi Lovato - La La Land

Ashley Tisdale - He Said She Said

Saweetie - Best Friend (With Doja Cat)

Ke$ha - Take It Off

DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (With T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, and Rick Ross)

Jonas Brothers - What I Go To School For

Ryan Gosling - I'm Just Ken

Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thur The Phone (With Sammie)

Taio Cruz - Dynamite

Flo Rida - Low (With T-Pain)

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous (With Timbaland)

Fergie - Glamorous (With Ludacris)

Ciara - 1, 2 Step (With Missy Elliott)

Rihanna - Take A Bow

Miley Cyrus - G.N.O (Girls' Night Out)

Demi Lovato - Don't Forget

Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me

Brick & Lace - Love Is Wicked

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Katy Perry - Firework

P!nk - So What

The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha

Ice Spice - Princess Diana (With Nicki Minaj)

Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u

Ne-Yo - Miss Independence

Chris Brown - With You

Jason Derulö - Ridin' Solo

The Click Five - Just The Girl

Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA

Ariana Grande - the boy is mine (With Brandy and Monica)

Fifth Harmony - Worth It (With Kid Ink)

Rihanna - Pon De Replay

Beyoncé - Naughty Girl

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Naturally

Hannah Montana - Rock Star

Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

Shakira - She Wolf

KSM - I Want You to Want Me

Zac Efron - Breaking Free (With Brenda Song)

Usher - DJ Got Us Falling In Love (With Pitbull)

Mindless Behavior - Girls Talkin' Bout

Big Time Rush - Worldwide

Chris Brown - Run It! (With Juelz Santana)

Lady Gaga - Just Dance (With Colby O'Donis)

Lindsay Lohan - Drama Queen (That Girl)

[kellehim]

it was six months yesterday

it feels weird, i still have this ache in my heart that i'm missing a piece of my life. sometimes i hear a car door closing in the evening and i'm just expecting him to walk into the house again. i'll miss you forever tata <3

[beautifulpersonpeach]

BPP have you heard the new Skz album? Do you have any thoughts if you have?

P.S. I missed you a lot. Your writing and voice is missed a lot. I hope you stick around more. Some jikooker bloggers also returned, stormy too, and things are slowly getting back to normal which feels me with joy! OK I'll tata for now! Take care! 😘

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Hi Anon,

I skimmed through the album when it dropped, and as much as I had high hopes (the album is named 5 stars after all), I can't say it lived up to my expectations. Stray Kids are only about 5 years into their career and so they've still got lots of time to become better, and I did see glimpses of growth in tracks like Collision, for all the members, but overall they didn't veer much from their primary sound which isn't too different from the typical k-pop interpretation of hiphop, with the lyrical depth of soggy toast.

Their attempt at mixxpop also was more a miss than a hit for me, but to be fair, JYPE hasn't been able to pull it off since Dice. Perhaps with time some songs could grow on me, but I don't care enough about the group to go out of my way or make an effort. Overall, it's a solid body of work in that the boys all seemed to work very hard on it, and I hope they see some success as a result. The group has a lot of potential but lacks guidance on further honing their sound. Fingers crossed they figure it out before long.

[miranalvjy]

Oh my gosh, okay here i go,

0. Height: 150cm (i dont know feet sorrey, but really smol and short)

1. Age: 15 🫡

2. Shoe size: 35/36 (again i dont know the us/uk version, sorrey im europian)

3. Do you smoke?: not really, but if someone asks me if i want a cig sure

4. Do you drink?: yes, my parents know dw, i am not an alcoholic but i do have my own drinks at home that no one touches but me

5. Do you take drugs?: NO, and i do NOT plan on doing so (maybe weed but nuthin' else)

6. Age you get mistaken for: either 9yrs old or 21 or above, no in between

7. Any tattoos?: yupp, i have 2 so far

8. Want any tattoos?: YESSS PLEASEEE, i want so many, and i might get an appointment soon for one :3

9. Any piercings?: yeah, i got my lobes pierced and an upper helix

10. Want any piercings?: YESSSSS, i want so many, especially a septum, snake bites, eyebrow piercings, but lets not forget that i want my tatas pierced too :3

11. Best friend?: she doesnt have tumblr, we've known eachother for 10+ years, but we only got super close in the last 4 years or so

12. Relationship status: single as a pringle and not ready to mingle, i am not looking but if someone i feel attracted to comes along who knows :3

13. Biggest turn ons: great sense of humor, good music taste, open minded, fashion fashion FASHION, im all about personality tbh

14. Biggest turn offs: fascists, homophobia

15. Favorite movie: The invisible man

16. I'll love you if... if you get me concert tickets, if you take me out to coffe, if you text me at a random time of the day, if you listen to me yapp about my hyperfixations, if you dont mind my weirdness, if you dont overthink when i ghost you accidentally, if you can just sit next to me in silence when i say im not in the mood for people...

17. Someone you miss: my bestie, we havent seen eachother 2 years ago, and my dad

18. Most traumatic experience: i have so many but i cant or dont want to share those but i have one... when i walked in on my dad and my stepmom, or when

Small little break because i actually did the rest but because tumblr hates me it deleted my draft, so yeah, it might sound other then what was in the OG and or a little bit rushed, sorry but i am SO mad at tumblr

19. A fact about your personality: My personality is based on emo and my hyperfixations, im a funny lad fr :3

20. What i hate most about myself?: that i cant comfort people even tho i want to, being rude or coming off as rude without intenting to :(

21. What i love the most about myself?: my humor

22. What i want to be when i grow up?: an author/full time editor, but i'd love to write songs :3 i dont have a voice to sing them but i can write them :3

23. Relationship with sibling(s)?: i dont have any, but i want one

24. Relationship with parents?: ehhhhh a rollercoaster, i love them and all (my dad <3), but tbh they both are pretty bad

25. My idea of a perfect date: a book date, lets go shop books together, pick me something and i'll pick you something, after that lets go grab some coffee and talk/read together, tell me about your book, just having a great time in general :3

26. My biggest pet peeves: karens, when there isnt toilet in a public bathroom

27. I dont have a crush rn

28. Describe the person you hate: a literall pick me, super annoying, wears multiple bras so she'd have some chest, talks behind your back, starts rumors for no reason (bad ones) and just an asshole in every way

29. A reason i lied to a friend: she was spending way too much of MY money, so when she asked me if i could get her something from the school buffet (and because i already payed for her breakfast that day), i said dont have any more money on me

30. What i hate about school/work: waking up early, time bound works

31. What was my last text: "I once had someone call my name but someone just shared a name with me and i was so confused"

32. What words upset me: when someone is being petty or tries to manipulate me and you can get it off from the words they use

33. What words make me feel best: someone complementing my humor/fashion sense/music taste :3

34. What i like in a woman: everything, women are perfect 😍

35. What i like in a man: happy paths, when they know how to dress, a normal hairstyle (why does every fucking boy/men have the ice cream scoop hair?!)

36. Where do i wanna live: London, or somewhere in the UK, especially Birmingham, but i love the US too, somewhere rainy :3

37. One of my insecurities: my hip dips and thighs, especially my orange skin

38. My childhood career choice: nothing, maybe a vet

39. Favorite ice cream flavor: caramel

40. Who i wish i could be: Remington Leith, so i could look amazing, have a beautiful voice, and most of all have a gorgeous fiancee

41. Where i want to be right now: in my besties house

42. The last thing i ate: 2 croissants and some cheese :3

43. Most attractive person who comes to mind: Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3

44. A random fact: cockroaches can live up to a week without heads, they only die because of starvation, so if they were to eat from somewhere else they could live without a head :3

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[nfumbewalk]

About Rodolfo! 💖💀💖

Here's Rodolfo's altar the way he wants it, when not doing magical/spiritual work. Only thing I'm missing is a red "kerchief" (he used this old term) for underneath his vessel. I ordered him some. He also wanted that damn rosary around the skull, which is hard to do. Thank God he is happy with the crucifix on the rosary that's hanging. I didn't want to buy one. His Bible has to be there too. 😊 Coffee and tequila to left, not right. Lol! He suddenly got fussy. The vessel? He says, don't touch until kerchief arrives.

He just told me to write his name in the Bible. Interesting. I think he's showing more presence and a stronger personality lately. And...I'm noticing that if I mention Rodolfo around my husband Tom, he acts strange. Uncomfortable and like he's not wanting to listen. I wonder if Tom has seen Rodolfo? He's been pretty active lately and Tom and I were bickering badly for a while. I doubt Rodolfo will put up with shit. Being a Free Soul biker, and a fellow military man as well. Both Army. Though Rodolfo's rank was PFC, they were both medically discharged. I think Tom was an E3.

Anyway, things quieted down. Not Rodolfo though. He scratched at the bathroom door again and I heard his denim clothing very close to me. He touches my hair, sometimes he brushes my shoulder. Its very lovingly and sweet though. He's 59 now, died at 35. Seems tragic. He told me that he died of a gunshot wound to his gut but that it wasn't crime related, an act of his own will. He said he didn't want to trigger my harmful thoughts by telling me that he killed himself.

I understand though. Having been too close way too many times myself, I feel that familiar sense of desperate woe with the cycle of constant ideation. I'm sure the Army caught it too. He said when "he had the accident with his hand, he felt worthless, no job, without potential anymore. It all weighed him down and he could barely seek treatment because his family judged him and his father called him weak. At the end, he went with some heavy drugs, MD (Mad Dog), and a single shot .38 pistol aimed for his jaw. The gun slipped (he was high on heroin), the shot hitting him in the large intestine and pierced the sac. He was taken to Sacred Heart by a buddy nearby.

He died on the table during surgery because of a heart problem unrelated to the injury."

This is verbatim from what he has told me via channeling. Some was knowledge that I picked up because Rodolfo cannot recall parts of his own death. This is a common feature for most ppl because the "death process" is quite tough and sometimes traumatic - like with Rodolfo. Ppl usually do not remember their own death, though some with extreme trauma do. The death process is different for everyone. The smoother the better.

I really feel Rodolfo's pain. Luckily, he remembers, but isn't obsessed by it. It doesn't haunt him.

I was going to mention how I initially met Rodolfo! I'll probably be repeating shit, but here goes. Lol!

So, Tom was off of work on disability. For some reason, we loved Dairy Queen in 2011 or so. There happened to be a great, secluded, graveyard a little ways down 126 from DQ. Its a town called Noti. Dinky little spot. I 💖loved💖 that graveyard! My Tata in Palo wanted me to do more work in the graveyard, particularly assembling a spirit group to work with or collecting a muerto into a specific quartz crystal of mine. Yes, he was a Tata. Yes, he was on the fringes of Palo. And, yes, he is deceased now and refuse to speak ill of the muertos!

So, Tom and I kept going to the graveyard several times a week. The death energy was so frightfully strong. It had a sound - like those Solfeggio songs that you can find on YouTube for chakra cleansing. It sounded like the 852 hz tones, activating the Third Eye. Rather than the 452 hz which is opening and balancing the Third Eye.

What was I doing there? Meditating, communing with death energy, chatting with muertos, and visiting Free Souls! We found a modest grave with a simple stone. Tom noticed the Army rank and we saw Vagos and Nomad, other biker gangs. I liked this bikers name. It looked romantic. Rodolfo! I couldn't manage his last name!

We spent time there. My gifts weren't all apparent or present yet. I was a powerhouse according to Antonio, my Tata. His predictions came fuckin true! I decided to bring my quartz to the graveyard plus the payment and booze. I did the ritual collection my own way. I wasn't sure that it worked.

Well, it DID work, but Rodolfo had no shelter. Stupidly, I thought he was gone. Oh, little did I know. From 2012 to the beginning of October 2022, I had no idea what was going to happen. I met another Tata, Angel. He taught me things. About vessels. I remembered Rodolfo out of the blue. Angel told me to do the ritual. It was like a switch got turned on! My entire life changed for the better. 😊 Angel said my vessel looked very powerful, muerto within, and a total success.

Sorry but Paleros are quite special - they see and pick up things others do not. Maybe its the special "eye" of the cauldron - the mpaka. Dunno. If I mess up Palo terms, I apologize. I don't use them daily. 😉 I will be looking for some Spanish language Palo books though!! I'm not even close to knowing Spanish, but I can read a little. Rodolfo makes fun of me when I pronounce things funny, but its all in jest.

Now I know how Rodolfo died. I channeled it as I was writing this post. I had to pretty it up. Made me teary.

Thanks for reading if you got this far!

M.M. 💖💀💖

[withleeknow]

JEN I'M SORRY I dipped after my last ask- I had my reply ready to send but didn't get round before madrid/mubu (yes the microwave fully exploded over the weekend) 🥺🫶🏼

your summoning onigiri shoutouts still make me “🥺” but WE DID IT JIN'S BACK FINALLLLYYY as a jin girlie this is a redemption arc we've waited so loonngg 😭💟

ohh NY is soo pretty I need to see her in person flipping heck 🥰 here's to manifesting a fast-track to your NY life ✨️ and the BT21 babies! did you adopt any more for the collection 👀 also ik onigiris are literally everywhere but the timing meant imma pretend that's my own red string moment 🌱🎀

[I've missed your shark week series so much + I remember us saying how it's sometimes difficult to encapsulate 🥟 in writing but this entry was so fuzzy + on-point with his introverted and passionate clumsy-ass]

I'll leave you with 🐈‍⬛ husband w/ his fresh undercut from their new tour here: tinyurl.com/2yucdw2f and him giving CEO at today's event: tinyurl.com/kdbp9s4p

don't worry boo!! i hope you had a blast at music bank! i saw that the weather wasn't the greatest and my friend told me about the drama with the venue, but i hope the show made it all worth it in the end!! it looked so good 😭 she sent me videos of the boys and jezzzuz christ my enha microwave line exploded. idk, i've been thinking about heeseung covering 'i can't feel my face' for like 48 hours now 🫠

KSJ1 !!! finally some good soup. i've been talking about ksj1 for ages now, i can't believe people have been sleeping on a potential kim seokjin solo album like HELLO all of his solos so far have been certified bangers !! AND HOBI IS COMING HOME TOMORROW 😭 2/7 done let's goooooo. i can't wait for us to babysat by 2seok ugh i've missed them so much 😭 oh my heart hurts just thinking about the potential ot7 reunion tomorrow when i wake up :(

new york really was so so beautiful you must experience her one day, i'm already looking at tickets to go back next year in may 😭 and the line store was just the most adorable place. i regret not buying more things :((( i really wanted a bt21 spring day plushie with their pink flower hats god those were just SO insanely cute, idk why i didn't get one 😭 but i did buy another tata plushie and i love him SO MUCH like just look at him !!! he's so happy and soft and adorable 😭 (also peep the miffy i got at moma!!)

thank you for reading the new shark week update 🥺 yeah writing that reminded me that i still don't really have a grasp on hyunjin yet. i need to figure that out soon bc i wanna start writing more for our idiot dumpling !!

man i've missed microwaving with you boo. between my new york trip and your madrid trip, the 🐈‍⬛ has really been neglected for like over a month now !! my god look at him (1) (2), how did you even survive seeing him irl 🫠 he is so lanky and i love my lanky dudes lmao