#I'll let ya know when it's done..? if thats ok?

[fuwaprince]

Okay I did WAY more than just sweep and it's so hot... Finally getting hydrated ✨ I feel like my organs just reverse raisined if that makes sense!!

I will likely be looking for interview clothes as soon as I get finished sweeping!!!!!! High-five?

[just-some-random-blogger]

hello gorgeous! if you don't mind modern au, i have an idea. if you don't feel like writing anything it'd be great to hear your thoughts abt it. daemon x wife!reader (who's somehow connected with magic but not targaryen) who are devoted to each other like madly in love. before daemon has to go to war they're saying goodbyes kissing, crying and not being able to let the other go. feeling like something's off he says smth like "i'll find you in another life. i'll find you in any time we'll be existing. i will love you any time i am alive" (in high valyrian or calling her some name in it) kissing her knuckles and going away. unfortunately, he was right. reader died some way while he was away and he remains faithful to her for the rest of his life (oc but whatever) and in the modern world he does find her. maybe targaryens are some sort of royal family, maybe they keep a family business or an ordinary family with lots of relatives. but he fins the reader and they somehow just feel. sorry if it's too much. i'd really like to read something about it but it absolutely ok if you don't feel like it. thank u in advance! take care!

Waiting For A Lifetime

Part 1 2 3 ?

Daemon Targaryen x Reader + Aegon Targaryen x Reader cos it just sorta happened

Summary: Overcome by grief, Daemon turned to black magic to revive you. Moved by pity, the witch who casted the spell promised you would live until you met your love again in his next life.

Word Count: 3k+

Warnings: Modern AU, fem!reader, mentions/depictions of death/still birth/war, my pretty boy aegon whom i would die for, angst, fluff, typos, etc.

A/N: i saw this last night when i woke up in the middle of my sleep and couldn't stop thinking about it. I changed a lot about your req nonnie. I do hope you still like it though. I absolutely could not help myself with this one and I got so carried away T_T also a lot of facts about the Targaryens have distorted so just just just roll with it ok ok ok thank you And yes i know this is a gif from the crown but i love it so much the hat falling off the kiss ITS EVERYTHING I WANT TO BE HERRRRRRRRRRRRR also i do acknowledge the fact that this anon came to me with this idea after i reblogged this amazing moodboard sooooo yeah i think this post sparked this fic idea lol ALSO ALSO ALSO 2022 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! LOVE YA ALL imagine seeing this post in like 2032 or smth shit thats like 35 years from now Tagging: @pinksirensong @deniixlovezelda @targaryenmoony pssst i made p2 "Never Before"

Daemon's face was streaked with tears and sorrow. His eyes were bloodshot and his voice was as sure as it was grave as he repeated the word he uttered to the shaman, "anything."

She looked at him, able to taste the desperation in the air, "even if it costs your life, prince?"

Daemon looks at his love before him, his love that was carrying his child. He places his bloody palm on the gaping wound on her stomach.

"Your child will not live even if she does."

Daemon screws his eyes shut tightly. He begins to quiver in anger, in grief, in pure sorrow. He mutters, "anything," he slowly opens his eyes to gaze upon her lifeless face, "better it me than her. There is no world worth living without her."

The woman narrows her eyes at the prince. She knew he was the Targaryen, once heir, known to be rugged and harsh. The Rouge Prince. Yet, there was no trace of malice within his being, only what she would describe as true devotion, true love.

"So, may it be done by the gods old and new," she says, drawing the prince's attention to her, "I will plead for her soul that she may live."

Daemon watches the witch, as she stands to her feet from the ground they were both sprawled on, in front of the body of the dead woman.

"I will plead that she may live long enough to meet you again in another life, so that you may have the love you have now once more."

"Another life?"

"Yes," she says, "the gods recreate humans they are pleased with to grace the earth again. I am certain they will let you be reborn to be with her again. I will make it certain."

Daemon grabs the cold hand that was beginning to stiffen.

"Although, I am unsure if they will allow you to remember her."

"I will remember her," Daemon retorts, kissing the hand of his love, "I will remember her no matter form I take... I will, I must."

"So it remains to be seen," she says before speaking out her incantation.

And it would not be seen until nearly 2000 years later.

The times have changed drastically. Women wore pants and voted. Men where made to take more responsibility for their actions, though still got away with things.

And yet...

... my love for him never faded.

Every prince that was born and named Daemon, I hoped would finally be him. It went about like this century after century, war after war, plague after plague, rise after fall. I had feared the Targaryens would die out, but they proved to be as strong as the very foundations of the earth.

And it took the televised of the marriage of Viserys XXIX to Duchess Aemma of Eyrie for me to see the face of my love: Daemon, the Wild Child, the Knight of Knickers, as penned by the press. Ultimately, the prince of my heart.

I burst into tears when I saw his cheeky face as he nudged his brother at the isle. I pressed my hands on the screen, thinking to myself, the wait was finally over, he was finally here.

All that was left was for me to meet the Prince of Valyria.

Yes. That would be no problem at all.

Except it was, because Daemon was just as mad as he was in this life as he was in the last.

After all, he did not get those nicknames from the press for nothing.

I used up so many of my resources to even just get a glimpse of him. It was hard to catch him in one place. I mostly caught him with a scandalous headline in the cover of magazines and newspapers.

Tonight, it was a newspaper.

"You know," the bartender taps his finger on my newspaper that was sprawled out on his bar, "he's a frequent here."

I turn to the blonde, in his white dress shirt, black waist apron, and black slacks. I raise a brow as he purses his lips as though the information was ground breaking. He wipes on a glass with his blue towel.

"Gee, Aegon," I lean on the surface before me, "I would have never guessed that from the picture on the wall."

I nod at the said picture. It's one of Daemon and the current owner of the bar, Tywin Lannister, who also happened to own Lannister Land Corp, shaking hands. Oh, Lannisters.

"Hey," Aegon shrugs, pulling his lips down in a nuff-said manner, "it had to be said, since you're literally the only patron here that has not interrogated me with questions about the Knight of Knickers."

I snort, "then allow me to change that," I rest my head on my hand, "is he truly so dashing that his looks practically steal the knickers of the ladies around him?"

Aegon finishes buffing his glass and puts it down, looking up in thought, "mmm, I think it's mostly cause he's a prince that he's got the effect he's got. I've got no idea what possessed the first girl to throw her panties at him."

I giggle, "are you saying the prince is ugly?"

"Bit harsh, innit," Aegon pulls back, getting another glass, rubbing it down with his towel, "your words, not mine."

I roll my eyes, shaking my head, as I laugh at the light haired boy's muses, "you know, if we had been living at the height of the Targaryen rule, Daemon would have had your head for that, pretty boy."

"Gods, to be beheaded," he sighed, "a dream, rather than working here, taking about some monarch who lives off the money of the people."

I snort once more. Aegon's face softens as he breaks into a laugh himself.

"No, but honestly," he says putting down the glass and the towel, "you, my dear, are my saving grace. The highlight of my begrudgingly stretched out day," he stretches out a hand to me.

I chuckle at him as I take his hand. He presses a kiss on the back of it, making me grin at him in amusement.

"You're the only sane person here," he releases my hand, "everyone else is so desperate to brush shoulders with the prince, or simply even catch a of whiff of his flatulence."

I break out into a fit of chuckles, slamming firmly at the wood between us.

"No, I'm serious! I heard the fittest gal, a total bombshell, boasting with pride about how she managed a sniff of the bloke's fart."

I'm wheezing with laughter, unable to believe what I'm hearing.

Aegon releases a deep and dramatic sigh, "what has the world come to?"

I wipe a tear as Aegon watches me empty myself of laughter. His face crinkles in a pleased expression, Adam's apple bobbing as he chuckles airily.

I sigh, catching my breath, "well, if I ever become that desperate, I ask that you pray for my soul."

Aegon presses his palms together, "praying for that girl as we speak."

I chuckle, folding the newspaper before me, "I must say, I am actually desperate to meet the wild child myself."

Aegon drops his hands along with his humored expression.

I cannot help but laugh at him as I continue to fold the paper, "though, I would say I am the desperate kind that is so desperate..." I eye him as I press the grey material together, "that I, somehow, dread to meet him at all."

Aegon snorts, screwing his eyes shut as he wipes his face, "the Stranger. Don't say things like that! I nearly had a heart attack believing you."

"No, but it's true, Aegon!" I say with a faux wounded pout, "prince Daemon is my great love, we have been destined to meet for millennia!"

Aegon leans on the table, humming as he nodds his head, "yes, and I suppose I am Aegon the Conqueror."

I lean towards him and grab his jaw, "no, you look more like Aegon II. The spitting image, I dare say."

He scoffs, swatting me off, "I'm hotter than him."

I pull away, "yes. That I can agree with, pretty boy. Personal hygiene does wonders."

Aegon snorts and plays off the blush on his cheeks by wiping his nose with his thumb, "you speak as though you met him."

I straighten up, "that's because I have. He was once my nephew."

He narrows his eyes and crosses his arms. His face contorts at the thought.

I raise my brows at him, "have I not told you I am not only a Targaryen historian, an expert at that, but I am also a patron of the Museum of Ice and Fire? I'm married into their family."

"Okay," he raises a finger, "ew."

I snort.

Aegon lifts his jaw and hums, "well, now that you mentioned it, I always knew you were one of those insanely rich blokes who frequent here. I was thinking you were a mafia boss or something though."

I scoff in amusement, raising my brows at him.

He pushes his white sleeves up then raises his hand in defense, "you have a very intense aura about you."

"That's because you trigger my fight mode," I retort.

He huffs, "do I? I'm scared to know what you'll do to me when I've seen what you do to men who hit on you."

"Aww, don't worry," I coo, "I wouldn't hurt my pretty, baby boy."

Aegon doesn't get to reply when a customer calls his attention. With this, he pulls away and leaves me to my own devices.

We don't get to continue our conversation at all, for it was clear that the rush hour had begun.

I eventually pulled back and decided to entertain myself while my favorite bartender was busy. I swiveled on my stool, looking out to the room, spotting the jukebox collecting dust in the corner. I smile at the sight of it, thinking about how it was still here after all these years, in spite of being older than Aegon.

I stand from my seat and walk over to it.

Aegon, finding one patron missing, frantically looks around then calms, raising a brow.

I place my hands on the jukebox, bending over to check if it was plugged in.

Aegon snorts as he hands a man a beer, eyes not at all fixed on him, "that doesn't work, love."

"Mmm, ye of little faith."

Aegon is annoyed by the man that sits on the vacated stool, blocking his vision. In retaliation, he blocks out the sound of his voice. Aegon calls out, "if you can make that hunkajunk work, I'll clear your tab for you."

I chuckle as I pull the machine forward, checking its wiring, "I wouldn't want to make a kid working on minimum wage to pay for me at all."

"I only said I would clear your tab, doll face," is all he replies before he goes back to tending to drinks again.

I break into chuckles as I fiddle with the wires on the back. I admit, it took me quite a while to go through everything, which was why Aegon warned that he would not call an ambulance for me if I got electrocuted.

The sight of the jukebox coming to life was enough to shut him up.

I get to my feet with a huff, brushing my hands off with each other. I turn to Aegon, who was already looking at me in astonishment, along with a few other people in the room.

I smirk, "my tab then?"

"Good as gone," Aegon shakes his head in disbelief, cutting his hand across his neck.

I release a satisfied sigh as I punch at the hardened buttons and play whatever it was that was available to be played.

When the music starts, I close my eyes and allow myself to drift off with the music. The sound brings back some memories I had in the 1940's. If I recall correctly, it was around this time Daemon's father, King Baelon, was crowned.

I slowly moved to the rhythm of the song, swaying my hips, waving my extended arms out as I made my way to the center of the room.

Aegon stilled in his spot upon seeing this. His breath caught in his throat and he was only brought back to reality when someone demanded a gin. He looked around the room as he poured that idjit his drink and clenched his jaw tightly when he saw the onlooking crowd.

He snorts loudly, grabbing his towel, throwing it over his shoulder roughly, clearing his throat with more noise than necessary.

I smile to myself when I hear Aegon's familiar coughing. He had a tendency to do this whenever men around me started to be a bother. And I loved him dearly for it. He was a sweet boy.

With my eyes still closed, I continue dancing to the soothing song. My smile grows bigger when a section comes that tickles my musical senses. I chuckle as I twirl in my spot.

When I felt a hand come to my waist, I didn't have to open my eyes to know it was Aegon. He wouldn't have let anyone come near me at all without barking up a storm.

I hummed at the scent of him, familiar yet foreign to me at once. He must have changed his cologne. I prefer this one better. He pulls me close when I reach out to him, grabbing one of his hands and placing a palm on his shoulder. His dress shirt is softer than what I imagined it to be.

I am surprised when he leads us into a ballroom dance. In fact, I am so shocked, I open my eyes and see a blur of his white shirt and blonde hair as he spins me around.

I break into a fit of chuckles, screwing my eyes shut in pure bliss when he dips me, "I had no idea you were a dancer, pretty boy."

"Yes, well, journalists don't find it interesting enough to write about."

My eyes burst open at the sound of the deep voice.

My heart is pounding at the sight of the smirking man with silver hair. I nearly faint at the violet irises so close to mine.

"I do say," his hot breath fans on my face, "if we were spotted by one now, they'd have a field day."

I jolt upright and shove the man away. He doesn't seem to be offended by my harsh actions, and, in fact, chuckles as he reels back from my action, "not what I had expected and not the reaction I usually get, but there's a first for everything."

My breath hitches when he smiles at me. I turn from him, to Aegon, who was staring coldly from his place behind the bar. It seems the rest of the people here were doing the same as well, gobsmacked by the presence of the man in the middle of the room

I roll my shoulders back, turning to my dance partner, "Prince Daemon," I mutter, bowing my head slowly, "pardon my rudeness."

He chuckles, waving me off as he stuffs a hand in his pocket, "oh, no need to be so formal, my dear. I can understand the shock," he tilts his head at me, lips still curved, "you surely weren't expecting to be dancing with the prince and thought me to be someone else, no?"

I look at him and stare in silence. For the first time in my life, I was at a loss for words.

Everything was suddenly so real, and it was making my mind and my heart race.

Aegon watches this and clears his throat loudly.

It does not help anyone.

Daemon raises his brows at me in expectation, placing his other hand in his pocket as he leans on one leg.

I open my mouth. A second passes before I mutter, "I thought you were my pretty boy."

His lips spread into a toothy grin. Airy chuckles leave him, "I can be your pretty boy."

When he extends his hand out to me, it was like the heavens opened and I could hear the angels sing.

This was the moment I have been waiting for since that day that I came back to life and kissed him goodbye with a promise of finding him in his next one.

My breath was heavily taxed when I lifted my hand.

My soul nearly leaves me when I jolt in shock over the sound of a record scratching and jumping, repeating over and over again.

In that moment, I am hit by an epiphany. I am so overwhelmed with emotions that I could barely breathe. The sight of Daemon before me brought tears to my eyes. This was all I ever wanted, and yet-- and yet-- I was drowning. I could not breathe properly.

"I..." I shudder, making Daemon's face fall, "I have to go," I mutter through a strained breath.

Daemon knits his brows, shifting in his spot with his hand still out, "what?"

Aegon watched with tightly knit brows as I ran out of the room.

The prince drops his hand and spins on his heels, eyes locked on the runaway. His nostrils flare as his face contorts in confusion, "wait! Stop! Where are you going?!"

I heave heavily as I push past people on my way out. I am absolutely winded when I exit the establishment, hands shivering from both the cold and the nerves that were getting to me in this moment.

I walk aimlessly farther out, down to the lawn that was now dark, since it was gods-know-what hour.

"Wait!"

My heart drops.

I spin around when someone grabs my wrist. My heart is still quick in my chest when I see Daemon, heaving. His short, light hair was slightly tousled in its place. He knits his brows at me, tilting his head, "you dare leave your prince, Cinderella?"

My jaw hangs low.

He releases a sigh, shaking his head, "I forbid it."

Seeing him here and now made everything feel more Real with a capital R.

Daemon adjusts his grip on my wrist, pulling his hand back, so that he was now holding my hand.

I look at him, blinking the glassiness of my eyes away, still in shock of his presence. A million questions were running through my head, and I was glad to be able to even have the mind to ask one in this moment, "do you know me, Daemon?"

He tilts his head upon hearing this, brows knitting, lips curving. He releases a chuckle at the lack of formality and how haphazard the question was, but finds himself further drawn because of it, "no," he shakes his head, "but I would love to know you."

Hearing the words come out of his mouth shatters something in me.

He did not know me.

I turn away from him as I try to even my breath. I retreat my hand and step back as a shiver runs down my spine.

And yet here he was, chasing after me.

Daemon steps forward to make up for the space between us, "don't leave. Come back inside with me. I'll give you my coat, then you can boast that the prince of Valyria gave it to you."

I continue stepping back as I shake my head, "you don't understand," I mutter under my breath in High Valyrian.

"Then make me understand," he retorts in the same tongue with a chuckle as he shakes his head and takes a wide stride over to me, grabbing my hand again.

I gasp at the warmth of his touch. When I turn back to him, tears have finally fallen from my eyes.

Daemon's face hardens at the sight of it. His hand reaches out to my face, wiping the wetness away. The sight of his torn expression tears at me, bringing me more tears.

"Why are you crying?" he asks in High Valyrian.

I do not get to reply, as suddenly there is a loud burst from behind us, commanding both our attentions.

It's Aegon. He busted through the door with my things in his hand. Upon catching the sight of the two of us, he freezes, breathing heavily as the looks out.

Daemon's expression hardens; his grip on me tightens. He turns to me, jealousy coating his mouth when he catches I where I am looking, "is that your pretty boy?"

I do not reply to him as Aegon walks over.

Daemon pulls me close to him. I look up at him with teary eyes. Aegon looks between us, jaw tense as he hands me my bag, coat, and newspaper.

"Thank you, bartender," Daemon dismisses, patting Aegon on the shoulder, before turning from him to face me again.

When I catch Aegon's face, I finally have the wits to move.

I pull away from Daemon to put my coat on. I swallow a heavy lump in my throat at feel of the stares of the two men.

Once I have my coat on, I pull a card from my bag, handing it to Daemon. He wastes no time in taking it from me, immediately scrutinizing it.

"I'd..." I start, taking a deep breath, "like to see you again."

Daemon's eyes dart to me, breaking into a smile.

Butterflies explode in my stomach at the sight of him.

Aegon's face tenses.

I release a breath before asking, "when are you fr-"

"Whenever," Daemon blurts. He places the card in the breast pocket of his white shirt, "I'm free whenever."

I nod slowly at his words, "I have work tomorrow, but I do have a long lunch at 12-

"I'll call you a 11:55."

I purse my lips at his words, trying to hold back my chuckle, but failing, "11:55?"

Daemon grins, nodding once, "on the dot."

I chuckle, turning to my feet as I nod at his words, "11:55 then."

"On the dot," he nods, extending a hand out to rub his thumb on my cheek.

I turn to him just as Daemon pulls away and stuffs his hands back in his pockets, "I'll walk you."

I shake my head, turning to Aegon, who was still standing there, watching the whole interaction between us, "you don't have to. I have a car parked nearby."

"Then I'll walk you to your car."

I turn back to Daemon, who then offers his arm out to me. I smile, unable to deny him, or myself, of the offer. I take his arm, and the next moment, he leads us off.

I turn over my shoulder, raising a hand at Aegon while I offer him a smile, "see you, Aegon."

Aegon watches as I turn back.

There is a twisted feeling inside him that grows. He mutters softly. It is too soft for anyone but himself to hear, "see you."

[danaduchy]

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Later V Hey V I'm leaving, V. For good. Can't stand it here any longer Wanted to tell you before, but you were gone. Sorry I guess it's better this way. Leavin everything behind, old hangups included. Once and for all Hope you come out of your thing in one piece Bye, V [You have been deleted from Judy Alvarez's contacts]

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Hellooo from breezy Oregon!! * So is that the key to the meaning of life? The beach? xP Nah, more like sittin on my ass and doin nothin for once. It's relaxing Sorta. As much peace and quiet as you can get with my grams * Visiting your grams and gramps? Yeah showed up on their doorstep a few days ago. Dunno if they were happy or confused… Pretty nice being with family. Good people, good food, zero bullshit How's life in NC? Hangin in there? * Peachy as ever Still got that relic. But I'm workin on it * Could be better. Could be worse Still breathin. Guess thats somethin… You'll figure it out, V. You always do Gotta go. The elders are summoning me

On the road

Road's full of adventure

Hey from Seattle!

Seattle's calling! * Why Seattle? * What're you doing there? They got a pretty nova virtu studio here. Wanted to check it out from up close Maybe I'll rent out space for a couple days, play around with their tech, do some experimenting. We'll see But I'm not plannin on stayin long * Why not? Didn't leave NC just to end up right where I started. Least not right now Cuz otherwise it'll just be the same shit, different place * Where to after? Gonna head east. Roam around the country a bit Prolly wont have a sig for a while Hang in there, alright? * I'll try I'm sure you'll manage just fine * No promises Shoulda seen that comin. But I'm sure you'll manage just fine If I'm ever back in NC, we can crack some beers on the roof and you'll tell me everything And I probably won't believe any of it xP Anyway… Bye, V.

random ¡Hola calabacita! Thinking about you <3 Wanna guess what? * Wait, are you trying to sext right now? Because in that case, I'd better find a nice quiet spot… Wow what year is it, 2000? Please, you know braindance gets the job done muuuuch better. * Mmm, think you should show me sometime ;) You got it… Course, it's still not as good as realspace. * Ain't nothin' like the real thing baybaaaay Haha, true true * Yeah, think I saw something like that in an old movie once. Super weird :/ Aaaah, yeah, think I know the one. Classic. And yeah, nothin like the real thing ;) Now I forgot what I was gonna write. Ehhh, maybe it'll come back to me. Talk soon :) * Hmm… Wondering if I can do a double backflip with a full twist? The answer is yes. Good to know! But… no. Was just thinking if you were an animal, you'd be a dog. * Cause I'm cute and cuddly? Yeah, obvi… But you're also loyal. Woman's best friend and all that. * Cause I'm your fierce protector? Yeah. And the best friend I've ever had. * OK gimme a sec, there's gotta be a joke about tongues and licking in here somewhere… … you're the woooooorst I lvoe it xD Anywho, enough distractions, back to work for me * That if I were an animal, I'd totally be a dog. Because I'm cute, loyal and love to lick eeeeeverything wow Not sure if I should be blown away that you read my mind, or offended and disappointed at your crass attempt at a "joke" * Be blown away! I dunno, the licking… Please, you love it ;) I… yeah I do xD * You're complex, you contain multitudes, you can feel both at once. Haha true, I can xD

God pls no Shit Shit on a fucking shit cracker OK so… I uh, I was talking to my grams and I accidentally told her about you I'm just warning you, she might try to contact you… I'm sorry -.- Didn't give her your detes obviously, but she's got mad detective skills for her age. Honestly don't know how she does it. I'm so so sorry. * shiiiit Exactly * Haha big oops. You think it'll be that bad though? Just picture the DataKrash, that's the sort of destruction she's capable of. * Don't worry, I got this. OK…. And I got my fingers crossed for ya You do realize you can't shoot your way outta this one, right? * Hilarious Learn from the best ;) * Ugh, you win Like I always do :P So what can I expect? Basically a 5 ft 2 pitbull trained in advanced interrogation techniques But she's really sweet once u get to know her! * So I can't just ignore her, right? I mean you could try, but… Not really possible with her. * Come on, no way it's that bad I mean it, your little ol' abuela can't be that scary. Yeah… positive thinking, that's the way. Let's just say you've been warned. Please please please be nice and let me knwo how it goes, ok?

So my grams * Holy shit, Ainara Alvarez is one tough cookie I know, just got off the holo with her * You weren't joking about your abuela * Still breathing! Just got off the holo with my grams * Hope she didn't datakrash me She loves you <3 * And? I think she's a bit sceptical. …but she's always like that so :P * Do I even wanna know? Nothin' to worry about Don't think you two really hit it off Man if you two ever meet, it's gonna be good O_O Thanks for talking to her, V. I know she can be alot You're the best Just talked to my grams wow is she pissed. Take it you just blocked her? Yeah, I'm sorry. Hm, ok… * I panicked and blocked her omg Now I get why she compared you to Maiko * I can't deal with this drama right now Drama? OK… I'm sorry Listen… I know you got a lot on your plate right now. My abuela's not your top priority I get it. talk later

<3 So V… I need to tell you something. * Shoot. Just gotta get something off my chest * You're an NUSA sleeper agent And you just got burned. Bad. All you can do now is wipe your files, cover your tracks and flee this city of broken promises, never to return. WHAT?! O_O Great story, but no :P * Sounds like the start of every breakup text I've ever gotten What?! NO! Shit, didn't realize how that sounded Anyway, it's just that… Ok so you know I'm not great with feelings and stuff… But I've been thinking about the past few months and I wanna say thanks, V. For being with me, for everything you've done. And just for being you You're great. Just wanted you to know that. But now I gotta go hide somewhere, I'm all flushed -.- <3 * Awwwww my sweet little vulnerable leelou bean Jesus christ stop xD it's not funny!!! * <3 :) * No YOU'RE great. Quit it with the charm bub You're making it worse!

Yo, what up? * All good The queen of curt replies -_- Ok, well you know where to find me and how to make up for blowing me off. I don't like being taken for granted. * Stuff's been going down - I'm on a super-weird gig in Dogtown. Kay, so two things to unpack - "weird" and fucking DOGTOWN?! Start with the first. * I thought that's what you found attractive about me? ;) I signed up for the full package, so can't complain :) Not even about the expiry date…? You're really good at distracting me from work -_-  We're all fucked in the end anyway, right? But I like to think that at any given moment we're both immortal - and those are the moments that count, every single time. Damn, that's deep * I like the idea of immortality in the now. It's like with animals - they don't know they can die until they're faced with real danger. Then they forget. * I don't think I'm in the same headspace rn because I'm working. I'll hit you up when I'm done :) Sure thing. Judy out. *  I'm just getting warmed up Cut the foreplay and spill the detes already You're really good at distracting me from work -_-  Oh, sorry Miss Professional-all-of-a-sudden I'm at work too - it's just sometimes I need to take my mind off it to not go crazy

* Can I text you when I'm done? * Glad to know I'm what's keeping you sane :) Sooooo… Whatcha doin? Nothing much - on a gig like any other Aaaand her highness has returned. I won't press for detes >.< * Probably shouldn't. Don't wanna put you at risk - better safe than sorry. Ok, putting jokes aside for a sec - sounds pretty serious. You sure its safe? Should I worry? Cuz you know, it's Dogtown - not exactly the safest place, is it? * You dont need to - I'm a big girl. Can take care of myself. I know, I know, I'll stop mothering you. If you say everything's fine, then I believe you :) * I'm chasing a promising lead for the biochip - it's worth a bit of risk. Ok, well, I'd assume that you've got a handle on things, so I won't lecture you. I'll just keep my fingers crossed. But if thinkin nice thoughts about you is any help, then just know that I am <3 Keeping me safe by sending positive vibes? A kind of hobby of mine. I take it pretty serious. Maybe something'll come of it. * Guess we'll see - maybe with your help I'll wrap up sooner…? * It works. Scientifically proven. Initiating transfer of "Positive Vibrations" Level: 500% xD Can feel something already - it really does work <3 Told ya! Lemme know when you get a free evening :* * I'll tell you later. Pros don't spill while on the job. Maybe over pizza and beer when its all over? * I'll let you know, but this one's lookin like a marathon. * You got it ;)

Got this thing… Hey, you ever hear of a case where someone disconnects from their wreath but gets stuck believin they're the person they were reliving in the BD? V, can't have this on my plate right now. Go to a ripper. What happened?? * Actually… nvm. It's nothin. False alarm Oooook, if you say so. But you know I'm here if any real alarm bells go off * So, hypothetically, say someone has trouble returning to their normal self after using a BD… that like a problem? Scale of 1 to 10 * Scratchin my head over here. New choom of mine had an accident recently. A localnet power surge overloaded his wreath and toasted the circuits. Guy's been livin his life thinking he's this BD star ever since * New choom of mine had an accident recently. A localnet power surge overloaded his wreath and toasted the circuits. Guy's been livin his life thinking he's this BD star ever since Sure, yeah, not unheard of. Could be a compulsive user, maybe a massive hardware failure… in my line of work we like to call it Dissociative Identity Defective 'Dance Onset. Or DIDDO for short If the condition doesn't sort itself out you need to use what we call the divided attention method. You show em one thing that's uniquely personal and another that represents the personality they've taken on. The resulting cognitive dissonance should snap em out of it (fingers crossed) Good thing you reached out. DIDDO can become permanent if you let it linger too long

You busy? Heeey, calabacita <3 What's goin on? How you been doin? * Hey, not bad. Same old stuff "Not bad" means "good" in my book! Which is great, cause I was thinkin… * Could be better. Been too long since we saw each other :( Oh no! My poor V, gazing out the window, pining after me! We gotta do somethin about that ;) * Yeah, fine. Johnny says hi Oh wow… didn't know Johnny was even aware I exist :P So anyway, why am I writing to you… Maybe I could come over to your place? * Of course!! Know my address in megabuilding H10? I think so… worst case I just ask a neighbor XD * Definitely! Know my apartment in Northside? Course I do. Watson's my home turf, you gonkbrain :P * For sure! Come to my pad in Japantown <3 Will do, just hope no tygers pounce on me XD * Preem idea! I'll be waiting at my apartment in the Glen! Ooh, the Glen? Swankyyy. Can't wait :-* * Yeah! Come on by my Corpo Plaza setup, y'know, downtown Hot damn, ok! Hope I won't be too underdressed XD * I thought you'd never ask :P I'm in Dogtown! Uhh… Dogtown? Seriously? Think I'll pass. Can we meet somewhere else? See you soon!!

Hola, V :D I've missed you. Can I come see you soon? Hey there :) Can I get another invite to your place? Hey hey <3 Y'know, got a little free time… Wanna meet up? Whaddaya say… Me? Your place? ASAP? * You have to ask?? Swing by my megabuilding apartment! Omw! * 1000%! Let's chill in Northside :) Be there in a millisec! * You. Me. Japantown. Now. Oh hell yeah! * Call your cab now and meet me in the Glen! * Umm, obviously. ;) Meet me at my Corpo Plaza place * If you wanna come to Dogtown…? It's not that I don't want to… I'm just terrified for my life is all. Maybe come back to NC to see me? * Sorry, but now's not a great time. Don't be mad, I'll see you soon, k? :) Oh c'mon, I ain't mad! But I'll hold you to that ;) * Mhm, calabacita… bet you know what I'm thinkin :P

I loved seeing you. Seriously. Thanks for finding some time for me. Gimme a holler when you find some more <3 * Thank YOU for being there for me :) Oh c'mon, stop bein so damn perfect all the time ;) * You know I will, prolly sooner than you think ;) Already got a countdown started :P * HOLLER Haha! Got me blushin so hard it feels like my cheeks are on fire Kisses, hugs and snugs! xoxo

Hey Jude :) Interested in hangin out? Ok, I'm all yours! Maybe I can come over? Can't just this sec, calabacita. Sorry :( I'll let you know soon tho when I'm free! You're the best! Whoa, V! Thanks for the preem ride! Where are we headed? And when?? Will we even fit inside?! Hahaha * Haha, who knows where the road will lead us! <3 * So you like it?? Phew… :D xoxo Thanks, V! This bouquet meant to symbolize our love? Y'know, lasts forever, non-biodegradable, that sorta thing? ;) Aaand you might just be the first person to ever compliment my calves… * It's criminal I don't compliment them more :-* Ok… haha, thanks for preem gift, V :) * And that's plain unacceptable! you ain't wrong there :P

Got a sec? * Hey Judy, doin swell, thanks for askin Sorry… just been shit day. Feels like nothing's going right. * No need to be sorry, was just messin with you * Maybe I can help with that, get your day back on track Where do ya wanna meet? * Sure do I'm at Lizzie's Talk to Mateo when you get here. I'll come up and join you. Roger that, see ya soon * Something wrong? No, why would you think that? Can name a few reasons First off, no enthusiastic "Hey calabacita!". Second, not one :) or ;) to be seen Third, it's rarely just one message and done with you. When Judy texts, my screen blows up in blue lolol xoxo ;) Oh V, don't you know just how to put a smile on my face :) * Dunno, just don't sound like yourself

Hey calabacita :P Thanks for a great night. Hell, thanks for everything you do. I really needed that, V. And I know you could see it… Prolly know me better than I know myself Let's do it again sometime, yeah? Sooner rather than later I hope :) * Anytime! * Can't take all the credit. Had preem time myself. Hard not to when you're around :) Just gimme a buzz when you get the time and the urge again Oh I will. But first… gotta shake this hangover… XD

Heeey, I've missed you! Interest you in a drink or a dance? Hopefully both? Hey hey <3 I ever tell you how fine you are? Whaddaya say, wanna make this city our bitch tonight? Psst… been thinkin about me lately? Cuz you're all I got on my mind ;) I'm free tonight… You? Wanna blow off some steam. Think you can help me with that? * You even have to ask?? Where we startin tonight? Meet me at Lizzie's! Just let Matteo know when you show and he'll ping me! * You know I can't say no to you. ;) Same as last time? Hell yeah! C u at Lizzie's!

A short trip came up Hey, got somethin of a short trip comin up. Won't be in town for a bit. A month max Seriously? :( well, shit, miss you already * But think how happy you'll be once I'm back ;) True, guess that helps… a little :P * The time's gonna fly by, then you'll get to see the new me Like, literally What's that supposed to mean? Fill ya in when I'm back in town. For now, gotta go.

Pick up! C'mon pick up Hellooooooooo Pick up, pleeease V? Hello? Please just pick up! Wanna go somewhere? Yo, V, you ok? Been a sec since I got a buzz from you Got some time on my hands and thought maybe you'd wanna meet up? There's this preem lookin exhibit on 20th century tech. Prolly the only chance in our lives to lay eyes on a VCR :P There's that, plus someone kinda misses you… ;) Helloooo? Can you answer please? Even one word? Got me worryin V? Said you'd be gone a month and it's already been, what, four?… What's goin on, V? Why didn't I ask where you were goin… Said you'd come back 21 missed calls from Judy Alvarez

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MAEEE AAAA I NEED PART TWO OD YOUR "NO BRAIN, JUST HORNY" HC AKSJDJDDJ

Make a part two??🥺🫶Maybe Chuuya and Nikolai?

No brain, just horny! 2

Summary: Oh no! Your bf's acting all hot! What to do??? (Chuuya, Akutagawa, Nikolai, Fyodor)

Genre: fluff, crack, bit suggestive 🤓

Warnings: TO HORNY JAIL WITH YALL 💀✋

A/N: ANOONNN WKDJEKHFKS HERE U GO, SWEETIE 🤩🤩🤩 how can yall find rat man hot, idk man 💀 his parts rly short bc I CANT WRITE HIM so see it as a small extra 💀💀 not proofread btw 💀

Part 1

Nakahara Chuuya

😳 yall wanna get railed by this man, huh??

Cant blame u tho 💀😭 😭

honestly i think his reaction would prob depend on his mood, lowkey like rampo

Just that his reaction would be a bit more intense EHEH

idk if hes kinda busy at the moment and annoyed bc work is being a hoe, hed prob be all impatient like "Damn, doll. Im barely holding myself back as well so just wait a bit, will ya?"

As much as hed love to indulge u immediately, he still values his work yk 😔😔😔

ok yk what would be funny tho? Like he told u he'd be having a meeting at his work place and honestly, its not hard enough to know where it is bc its like legit one of the highest buildings (idk maybe even the highest???) in yokohama lmaoo

And you've been waiting for him to come back home after two weeks but noooo, he has to report everything to his boss 🤓🤓🤓🤓

so you're like "alright, im horny and been waiting for too long."Guess where we're going yall 😋😋😋😋???

TO HELL

Jk nah but we makin our way over there and lets just say they only know u as "the love of his life who def shouldnt be messed with if they wanna live" bc he'd go haywire AS HE SHOULD if anything happened to u 💀

Anyway we know when the meeting's being held so oopsie, we "accidentally" manage to find him in the hallway with some of his colleagues

"Oi, isn't that your girlfriend over there, Boss??" not only tachihara but everyone's confused on why u r even there??

Chuuya just whips his head around and doesnt know if he should just yeet himself outta the building or be happy to see you bc

YES

YES HE DID MISS YOU BUT WHY ARE YOU THEREEEE??💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😨

its especially bad if our boy still hasn't told you what hes actually doing bc no way in hell wants he to drag u into that shi 💀

Anyway you're just too excited so u ignore his to tomato face with a twitching eyebrow and you start to jog towards him but damn tf is that???

OF COURSE theres a bump sticking outta the carpet SMH SUE THE CLEANING STAFF😋

And obviously we all know whos gonna trip on that

But as embarassed as he is, your future hubby will make sure that you won't end up on the floor 💕💕

all you feel is a slight gust of wind and you can only open your eyes to see his gorgeous ones

"Don't just fall for me every time you see me, doll." LMAO thats so corny and he actually gets even more red when he realises wtf he just spouted out of his mouth but he couldnt help it 😭

Especially when hes holding you bridal style in his arms and you can feel him subconciously squeeze you tighter against him bc he missed his wifey

and we are just too whipped to stop ourselves from saying "Chuu chuu, i just couldnt wait anymore. Can we move this to our place? I'll be anything you want, even just a hole for you, mkay?"

HAHAHAHA WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS 💀

thats the EXACT question that goes through his mind as he just stares at you like 😳

But he cant deny that it made him feel hot, even down there a bit...

"Come in when you're done, Chuuya." is all you hear from HIS fking boss as he just sends the both of you a smile as he enters the room before closing the door

Help our man, hes so TORN

All he can do is take a deep breath, trying to stop his face from heating up bc its already hot enough as it is

He'll gently set you down but still keeps a secure grip around your waist with one arm

His gloved hand tilts your face slightly up and all you see is a sea of blue

Letting his gloved thumb slowly glide on your bottom lip

"You really like teasing me. Dont'cha sweetheart? Just give me 15 minutes and then we'll be at home. Honestly might scold you for your little stunt but it's not like you don't like that, right? But I gotta say...."

cherry sweet lips lock onto yours for what seems like only a second before feeling them on your forehead

"I did miss you pretty much...and I'll make it up to you. Thanks for your patience, love."

now YOU'RE the one who's face is about to explode and that annoying ass smirk of his isnt even helping u but oh well

He should be lucky that you're so in love with him and that his handsome looks always manage to hold you back from yelling at him out of embarassement 💀😳

He gives you a peck on the lips before giving you on last squeeze

"Only a little bit longer, okay? Will give you a proper kiss when we're at home."

He makes his way back but stops "Also I love you but please... wait at home next time. No need for anyone to see your cute ass here. Only mine to look at, yk.." the last part kinda gets muffled under his breath as he tilts his fedora down to hide his heated face but welp, ofc u heard everything 😋

Anyway, you let him go to his meeting with a wave with ur hand bc he did promise to make it up to you and your body would be tingling with excitement until yall get back home for yk what 😋😋😋💅

Akutagawa Ryunnosuke

ngl he'd make a similar expression to this pic here 💀 like hes fking constipated or smth

Give my man some time pls bc its his first relationship and he needs some minute to get it through his head that you feel sexually attracted enough to him to yearn for him, broo

"Can't you just... wait until we get home? Why now?" SKKSKS you think he sounds so pissed but hes just so confused 💀😭😭

lmao just came up with a ridiculous scenario

idk some random wannabe gang is stirring up some trouble in yokohama

And how do u resolve this problem as fast as u can?

By sending one of ur best men there who legit just slices them all in mere secs 😋

but wait whats that?

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

You just stare wide eyed at your boyfriend as he stands there infront of the mall, choking the living shit out of what seems to be some weird thug

"Ryu, what are you doing here?"

He just clicks his tounge out of annoyance and casually tosses the man to the side as he makes his way towards you

Stopping infront of you, you only see his furrowed eyebrows and the annoyed look on his face

But if you look closely, you'll see a glimpse of worry in them💕

"I could ask you the same thing. Didn't I telll you to stay at home? And specifically to not enter this area?"

You can only sheepishly laugh at his words and the huff at your answer wasnt that helpful

"Well, the mall here had your favorite tea on sale and I really wanted to surprise you with it!"

He just puts a hand on his face as you peek over his shoulder, only seeing whips and bits of rashomon dealing with the thugs while you boyfriend seems somehow unbothered by their presence, hell he was legit not even aknowledging them at this point 💀

"Let me just finish this real quick and then I'll take you home."

"But I still have t-"

A glare from him immediately zipped your mouth shut, deeming it unnecessary to argue with him any further since he could be very very stubborn

"Just stay behind me and wait."

If you had to be honest, watching your bf just casually beat the shit out of 20 or more men without even breaking a sweat made you feel really hot

He might be stoic, blunt or whatever everyone would call him but at the end of the day, he'd make sure you're well protected and cared for, even if it would take some nudges from you to guide him

He was a fast learner after all in every aspect of your relationship

And it wasn't until he poked your forehead that you snapped out of your trance, your face beet red and only for him to raise an eyebrow at you

"Don't tell me you got sick from just being outside for a bit? I really don't know how someone frail like you had managed to live for so long."

Harsh words yet the gentle press of his hand against your forehead was telling a different story

"Hm, you aren't heating up that much. But I'll still be taking you home."

"Can you stay with me then? Because honestly, watching that fight somehow made me really horny."

🤨 > 😳

"Are you kidding me? How does watching me beat the shit out of some random wannabe thugs make you horny?"

You can only groan at his answer but couldn't keep the smirk on your lips from growing as you noticed the red hue on his cheeks

"It's just hot to see how easy it was for you to just casually fend of all of them. Not to mention, that it's always nice to have a reminder what a strong and reliable lover I have. I'm just really lucky, I guess"

Ah, you smart vixen.

Always using his praise kink for your advantage and oh boy, he knows

But he just can't help his rising pulse at what your words just do to him

"W-Why-? Y-You-???"

Suddenly he grabbing your hand, he turns his body away from you, only his back in your sight as he continues to walk

"Ryu, are we walking ba-"

"Told you I'm taking you home. Someone has to make sure nothing happens to you since you probably wouldn't even know how to defend yourself."

"Aah, I see. Well I'll be sure to thank you properly when we're at home." 😋🤩

A hitched breath and his grip tightening around your hand really made it difficult not to laugh at him

Well, atleast it was nice knowing that you weren't the only one eager to get home asap 💀💀

At the end, you thanked him as promised and he made sure to make you feel safe as always

"Oh, thank you for the tea... I guess.." he'd mumble in your ear as he pressed your back against his chest, his arms tucked comfortably around you. 🤭

Nikolai Gogol

erm 😨 how about no?

Do u not value life?

Jk but his goofy ass would NEVER let u rest if u even show him a tiny bit on how horny you are 💀💀💀💀

bro's like "ew human desires, they only bind u" lowkey (not as hard as fyodor but yk what i mean)

but hes sadly down bad for his future or maybe already wifey so 😉 how could he 😉 say no 😉

like idk lets say for whatever reason u r also part of their rat gang 💀 and its honestly a big headache to endure his weird and annoying antics every day

But thats what made u fall in love bc u have bad taste 😋😋😋 same tho

is prob gonna tease u about that too like "Oh, Y/N~ So many men out there and yet you still chose me?? Either you're just very desperate or you just don't care at all! But don't worry, I'm more than happy to be the one who's on your mind all day 🤩🤩🤩" he says as he's casually bombing a whole building and kills hundreds of people 🤩

Thats for sure gonna be blowing ur mind for weeks 💀 IM SORRY

throw him into a trash can or smth 💀 jkjk maybe im not 💀💀

anyway back to the scenario 💀

lets say hes as always acting like the 🤡 he is and disrupting everyone's life by being plain annoying

Ok so fyodor threatened to kill him for the 100th time? Check.

Sigma's crying in his office bc he just escaped random pairs of scissors flying at him for the whole day? Check. someone has to cut that atrocious hair away, okur💀💀💀

Getting hit by gf after randomingly stealing kisses from her?

Che-

"But why won't you let me kiss you, Y/N????"

Dodging his attempts for what would seem the 30th time for the day, you hastily continued to make your way to Sigma, a box of self made cookies in your hand.

"You've been harassing everyone for the entire day as always! And don't get me started on what you tried to do to Sigma!"

You could only hear a whine as fast footsteps tried to outrun yours, you wanting nothing but wanting to somehow lift Sigma's spirits up since no one else would make their time to comfort him after the inhuman pranks your boyfriend couldn't refrain from doing

"But he's just so funny, you know! How could anyone resist not teasing him all day?!"

"Teasing doesn't mean endangering his life! Only because YOU don't like his hair!"

"Hmm, but won't you atleast give me one kiss before you go?"

"nope, never. Bye!"

Aah, you really shouldn't have challenged him 😨

"Well, then I guess you won't be needing that then!"

"Huh?"

A

"NIKOLAI GOGOL?! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX BACK!!" only hearing maniacal cackling quickly distancing itself from you, as he ran away with the box in his hand

Ah, he really was blessed with the perfect ability for him

Too stubborn and annoyed to realise his intentions, you quickly followed him, the urge of wanting to punch him pulling you towards him like a magnet

"A chase is what he wants? Okay, he'll get it." 😋😋

Knowing immediately that he made it too easy for the both of you as he nonchalantly laid on your shared bed, crumbs on his cheeks as he enjoyed your cookies, his mask casually laying next to him.

"You are more than an annoying child, you know that?"

"Yep but I don't care! Also how dare you only make cookies for your friend when you've got such a loving partner like me!"

A groan slipped out of you as you walkes over to him, earning yourself a "HEY?!" as you snatched the box away from him

"If you wanted some, you could have just asked like a normal person. I wouldn't have minded sharing some and Sigma probably not."

"Ugh, like a normal person? You know that's just boring~ buuuut if you really want me to then-"

You felt a pull at your wrist, making your chest hitting his as you landed on top of him, affectively stradling him

Both of your hands at the side of his head as you tried to lift yourself up, yet the arm around your waist stopping you, your faces only mere inches away from each other

A smirk splayed on his face as he wiped the crumbs away from his lips with his gloved thumb

Pressing it softly against your lips, the movement ingrained in your body as you opened them without any protest

a low chuckle at your cute actions as you licked the crumbs of his thumb before releasing it with a soft 'pop'

"Is that normal enough for you, my dove?"

Not letting the heat on your face and body stop you from throwing remarks at him, you merely stated "That wasn't asking, just plain seduction at this point."

Letting his eyes trail over your body and the hands next to him, tightly clutching the sheets only spurred him further on.

"Well, I've got your attention now, right?"

"You're lucky that I love you."

"Isn't it good to know we're both obesessed, dearie?"

A whine left his lips as you tucked at his hair at that statement, grazing your teeth across his neck before harshly biting on it.

"Well, then end what you've started then."

"Gladly."

Getting hit by Y/N after randomingly stealing kisses from them? Hair pulled, make out sessions and more after annoying them? Double Check.

Fyodor Dostojevski

💀 im dead, you're dead, we're all DEAD

ok jk he wouldnt kill u bc even if he wont admit it immediately, he loves u 😋

but why would u feed his annoying god complex like that 😨😨

but guess what 😋 youve always had bad taste so why not be together with a terrorist 🤩

Ur only dates would be either sitting in his stinky room full of computers as hes been sitting there for days and you're chilling on his lap

or yall actually go outside to ruin someone's life 💅

and honestly, what better way to confirm that humans r horrible af when he sees you get turned on by his horrid acts 💀💀💀

"I just took a life infront of your very eyes and all you say is how hot that is? Well, aren't you ruined to the point of return? But that's what makes you so interesting, I guess."

UGHH IDK HOW YALL CAN LOVE HIM 💀💀💀

i think it would be rly difficult to actually turn him on as well at first

Or catch him off guard tbh bc all you'd get is a condescending smirk of him just teasing you

He'll prob also just call u out about how horny you are but its ok bc he loves having that effect on you 🤩

"Is it seeing someone's eyes lose their light? Killing the gifted because the world would be purer without them? Tying them up and choking the life out of them? Or is it because I am the one doing these acts? Planning it all out, only for you to witness it? How about I'd do it to you, hmm?"I FEEL ITCHY AFTER WRITING THAT 💀

tbh it depends how "horny" u r tbh bc he'd prob make you beg for it first by just telling u off n stuff until you cant take ir anymore

Like if you want him then SHOW him how much you want him 🤩

he prob has not that much of a stamina but he'd make up for it with technique what am i writing rn😭😭😭😭

anyway you'd def be satisfied but he'd prob make you work for it first before tending to ur "needs"

im crying i hate this

😭

A/N: DAMN already hit 400 followers?? thinking of maybe doing smth for that, idk what tho. Got too many ideas 💀 and lmao sorry for the radio silence 💀 writers block and life, we love it.

[tehrogueva]

Happy Birthday, Ink Sans (Audio Script)

So i was trying to get this recorded by today, but cant find the time so im gonna share what i wrote on the day and record it later just to have something to show for it!

Props to @0nem0retime and @celestial-scrapyard for the Prompt ideas

Ink sans - @comyet/@myebi

Error Sans - @loverofpiggies

Swap Sans - PopcornPrince/ AU Community

Dream Sans - @jokublog

Prompt: Methods, besides his scarf, Ink uses to remember things. Bonus points if he writes on a smearable surface and has to decode what he originally wrote. He’s having art block, and he forgets his birthday, but seeing his friends inspires him again?

Script below the cut

Ink: Oh, darn it. Why can't I think of what to draw. I hate when this happens. There has to be something, I just need an idea… hmm… Oh! My scarf! I'm sure something on here can give me some inspiration! Hmm, no, no, no idea what that says, hmm oh, what's this… birth… birthday? Wait, am I forgetting someone's birthday? What month is it? IS it Error's birthday! Oh, geese, I hope I didn't miss it. I should make him something! Yeah, that's it! Hmm, what would glitchy like? Hmm… He like undernovella… and chocolate… hmmmmm

Uhh, I got nothing… maybe I could just swing by underfell and steal him some chocolate. No, that's hard enough without getting caught. No, I should really make something. Hmm…. 

Dream: Hey Ink! There you are! Come on, you're going to be late for the party!

Ink: crap already! Ok, one sec, let me just doodle something real quick. And there, ok, let's go!

Error: I can't believe you convinced me to do this.

Blue: Oh come on, it's only one day, he’ll appreciate it.

Error: and why should I care again?

Blue: because you're my friend and I asked nicely. Plus you promised.

Error: *sigh,* ok, fine. I'll be nice to him. But only for today!

*Dream and Ink arrive*

Dream: where here! Now we can get started!

Ink: Error hey!

Error: hello, Ink

Ink: here, I made you this. I know it's just a dumb drawing, but it was really last minute. Hehe, Happy Birthday~

Error: Ink…

Ink: yeah…

Error: You idiot! My birthday was last week. Today is your birthday!

Ink: it is???

Blue: yeah! Of course, it is! 

Dream: this party is for you, silly.

Ink: awwww guys….

Error: *sigh* here… happy birthday or what ever…

Ink: whats this… *gasp* new pens!!! Awww Glitchy you shouldn't have!

Error: dont say i never did anything nice for ya, and its only for today, got it!

Ink: thank you so much! I just wanna hug you!

Error: no… 

Ink: aww come on just a little one.

Error: NO! You know how i am about physical contact!

Ink: just for a second, please. It is my birthday after all!

Error: uygh! Uhhh! Fine!

Ink: heheh!

Error: ok… seconds up… you can get off now…

Ink: just one more second…

Error:... get…. Offf…… NOW!

Ink: almost done….

Error: GOD DAMN IT INK!

Ink: ahahahha! Worth it!

Error: thats it! Your dead!

Ink: haha only if you can catcth me first glitchy!!

Error: oh you… GET BACK HERE!

Ink: uh oh…. Ahh~

Dream: should we do something?

Blue: no, just let them ware themselves out. Besides its fun to watch.

Dream: Blue…

Blue: what?

Dream: *sigh* lets just not let it get out of hand. 

Blue: oh ok. But where is the fun in that.

Dream: Blue!

Blue: ok ok! Dont want to dust him on his birthday.

Ink: haha! So close! Almost got me! Woah! Little help here, guys!!

Error: oh no you dont!

Ink: ahhh!

[piggyrobloxandmore-yt]

Host: it's my birthday come over here everyone

Mortimer: do we have to

Host:yes

A few mins later

Host: . Sits on special chair.

Riley: whoa what's up with these chickens

Nick: idk I gusse Host likes chicken

Daisy: this party is uhm questionable

Mortimer: hey hey Host you gonna do anything are just stair at us an quick stuff

Host: oh huh woah what is all this stuff gifts and cake did you throw a surprise birthday party for me

Mortimer: you serious

Host: and you got me this chicken and a special chair oh you guys know me so well

Mortimer: is this seriously happing right now

Riley: i-i-

Host: you guys are just amazing

Nick: wait it's your birthday what

Host: yea

Riley: oh let's just play along

Mortimer: oh, oh, yea yea,

Riley: wait is your birthday

Host: it is my birthday thank you for remembering and throwing me this... "party"

Mortimer: ill brb let me get your present thats in the bathroom

Host: ok

Mortimer: I think this guy has a memory problem. I really don't know why he threw his present in the toliet

Mortimer: .comes back. Omg what happened here

Riley: so many chickens

Host: now it's time to have my cake that I made

Dasiy: wait I thought we made it for you

Host: wait,... what

Mortimer: I thought Dina made it

Host: who's Dina

Mortimer: are you serious

Host: time flys when your having fun

Mortimer: like chicken

Host: hehe that's silly... wait so why are we here again

Mortimer: it's your birthday

Host: oh yea

Nick: happy birthday

Riley and daisy: it's your birthday

Mortimer: what's wrong with Nick he keeps forgetting

Riley: he's playing along

Mortimer: I don't think he's playing along I think he's actually forgetting

Nick: time to open presents

Mortimer: grabs random things . Here's your chicken

Riley: here's chicken bone

Host: for me thanks wait why are you sitting in my chair . Breaths heavly and leaves.

Mortimer: where did he go

Riley: no the chickens got out there everywhere

Nick: Host where are ya

Host: oh hey what are you doing

Mortimer: I got you a chicken and a feather

Nick: oh for me

Host: no there mine it's my birthday

Mortimer: yea isn't it shoupst to be Host birthday

Host: wait it's my birthday

Host: happy birthday, happy birthday Mortimer

Nick daisy and riley: happy birthday Mortimer

Mortimer: it's not my birthday-

Host: here I got you chicken a feather and a bone

Mortimer: wait I just... I got a bone to pick with you guys

Nick: here I got you some presents to

Mortimer: no its your birthday Host

Host: no no no I insist there yours

Riley: wait it's Host birthday

Host: anyways I think I'll remember my own birthday

Mortimer: no you forget that it's your birthday and you forget your own name half the time

Host: what am I some kind of fool

Nick: .grabs some presents. Omg for me

Riley: wait it's nicks birthday

Host: Nicks birthday?

Nick: thank you guys your the best

Daisy: happy birthday nick

Mortimer: im starting to belive its no one's birthday today and Host believes ots his birthday and then he remembers and forgets and remembered and forgot and remembered and remembered

Riley: wait mortimer do you know it's happy birthday day

Mortimer: what?

Nick: happy birthday day happy birthday

Riley: happy birthday day

Nick and riley: happy birthday day

Mortimer: this is the weirdest day ever I didn't know this existed

Host: my favorite holiday

Riley: well obviously it's always on jan.25

Mortimer: really?

Host: wait today's the 25?

Riley: or the 26th or is it maybe march

Mortimer: . Pulls prank. Hey Host you have to do you taxes

Host: wait my taxes oh no

Riley: what taxes?

Mortimer: he doesn't have taxes he thought he did

Riley: oh

Mortimer: wait is he.. he's watching tv

Riley: thats not taxes . Trys not to laugh.

Host: oh oh hey how's its going

Mortimer: what are you doing

Host: I was watching tv you said

Mortimer: you know what-

Host: you said Host your fav tv show is on and I said ok ill go watch it now Mortimer bye bye

Mortimer: you know what I'm done this day has been crazy

[thepomniplush]

(The plush looked sadly at the ground, tears dripping onto the checkered floor, her headache still pounding.)

I'm sorry...I just didn't want you to hurt....

(Then the plush looks over at the Jax plush, tears coming out of her eyes. She slowly, but surely, stumbles over, and into the Jax plush's stuffed arms, sobbing into them. Jumbled up feelings of regret, sorrow, happiness, anger, fear, and so many more came up as their arms became, kinda soaked, but Peri ignored it as she let it all out, the memories long faded away brought back to life yet again. The silence held them both as it dragged on, lasting for a thousand years. And then finally, someone broke it.)

.....Jax?

Yeah, Pom Pom?

I missed you.

I missed ya too, Pomni.

(The plush smiled, as she hugged him once more. Then she remembered, and slid into the barrier.)

CRAP! Right! Fuck, how are we gonna get her out of there?

You mean you. Remember, plush prison?

Of course I remember, but just because you can't move, doesn't mean you can't help. You did know about the virus thing, didn't you?

Yeah, but I only know a little bit. I may have been Kinger's apprentice, but there is only so much he knew about this stuff.

Wait, Kinger's apprentice? When the fuck was this?

Around the same time you started hanging out with Gangle. The old man liked my jokes, so he said in return for something to lighten his day, he'd teach me all he knew.

In my opinion, that's a little much for a couple of jokes.

What can I say, it's Kinger.

Thats...a fair point.

So I heard your name is Paige now?

Yup-that's the name I came up with.

Doubt it-I know you are terrible at names.

HEY!

Ha-it's fine, mine is terrible too.

Mine isn't bad!

I didn't say it was bad, I said you didn't come up with it, silly.

I-uh-...right.

So this is your friend?

Yeah, her name is Little Pomni. She suddenly started glitching one day and we think it's because of a virus...

Yeah, that seems to be what it is. And a strong one at that.

She is trapped in there, and the virus is-wait...

(Everything started to slide into place.)

What is it?

Just a sec...

......

What?

...-

(Then she got a idea.)

You know how I am a virus?

Yeah.

And now with this new thing, I can switch bodies with her?

Yeah. What are you getting at?

...what if I can pull her into my body, by going into her body, preventing her from switching to mine, "grab" her consciousness, and pull both me AND Pomni back into my body?

....what.

Then, once I am in my body, then we can find another body for Little Pomni!

....first off, how. Have you even ever done that before before?

No-

Then how the HELL do you think you are going to be able to do it again?

I'll figure it-

Second. You are a fucking virus. Remember what I said about her getting absorbed by it if she stays in that body too long?

Yeah-

If you do that, it'll be like jumping out of a boiling pot of water into the frying pan. She'll still have the chance of getting absorbed by you if she stays in the body for too long. You don't-

But I'm sure I can control it! I can control my temperature, and my teleportation, I'm sure I can control my virus!

....how.

It takes some energy, but it works!

(The plush closes her eyes for a second, and the Jax plush is knocked over from where it's sitting.)

OW.

Sorry, Jax.

It's Peri now.

Why-

Peri.

....ok, well, Peri-

I believe you, now could you get me up? The blood is kinda rushing to my head.

Oh, sorry J-

PERI.

FINE, sorry, Peri.

(The plush is knocked back into a upright position.)

.....anyway, besides, even if can control these things, this virus of yours is another first, and I doubt you are going to be able to resist the urge to...do-

I'll be able to, Peri. I will. I said your name right, you happy?

Yea. ...but-

I'm not your-

I know, but still, I know you. And what will happen if this doesn't work.

I'll be fine.

(The Pomni plush looks up at Pomni.)

....what do you think? I wouldn't do this without your opinion, of course.

Previously

@thepomniplush

O̷̙͛̀h̶̜̃ ̸̝̀F̶͇̯̀̏-̴͇͘͘ͅF̵͓̈́͑u̸̜̬̅c̵̨̹͗k̵̢͑ ̸̙̀̽ď̷͖̂ò̶͈ ̶̫̲͑̌d̸̟͝ͅo̵̞͆ṅ̴̠̹'̷̧̛̤t̷̛̜̤̚ ̵̳̔͑l̴̡̖͝i̸̗̭̓̾k̷̦̂͝ȩ̴̦̉ ̶̗̮͂é̸̡̿ ̷̼͛̍ͅe̶̹͘ ̸̢͕̌̕e̷̪͋̿ ̸̧͎͋t̶͎͋ḫ̵͐͌ͅ ̴̝̌̽t̸̬͍́h̴̛͚̥̒ ̷̧̪̽͝t̴͕͝h̶͈̉̏ ̴̡̀̿t̶͖̯̽h̵̫͌a̷̺͈͝t̶̤̊ ̷̖̭͝ḟ̵̱ȩ̸̭̓̒e̴̪̍l̷̨̯͋̑ì̷̜n̷̨̘̔͆ ̷̠̲̔g̸͇̠̈̐ ̸͚̏͑ģ̵͕̉͘ ̴̬̤̏ǵ̴̬̹͝ ̴̬̣̔ġ̴̞ ̸͕̀g̴̺̯̐́ ̷̠̜̓͘m̸̡͖͆̕ ̴̙̝̕m̸̻̈́ ̸̨̿m̸̊͝��̹ ̶̜͗ḿ̶̩ỉ̸̭x̵̨̛̌ ̵̫̱̑e̶͍̐d̴͕̄ ̷̰̤̒̚ȩ̴̜͠d̷͔̀ ̸̪̰̆̉ẁ̴͔̚î̸̱̘ ̸͍́̽ṫ̶̲̥̔h̵̘̮͂͝ ̵̢̼̀̌t̶̘̱̑h̸̹̞̀ ̶͈̓t̷̲̙̉̎h̸̬͘ ̸͕̫͊͋g̶͙͈̔l̷̤̈́i̷̻̾̚ͅț̵̈́͜͝c̸̨̈́̅ ̸̬̓ḣ̵̜̮͐ĭ̷̯͚ǹ̷͙̼g̴̮̟̊̈́

Oh F-Fuck don't like that feeling mixed with glitching

̷̙́̓ͅỈ̶͕͍-̶̟͎̎̀I̵͚͑m̵͈̔̈ ̸̡̬̋m̶̙̝͑̒ ̴̮̬͌m̵̳̩̾̚ ̶̞̓m̷̙̹͆͋ ̴͉̏ö̶̤́͒k̷̛̭͙̉ ̷͉̘͆̏k̷̦̐ ̴̢̄k̸̞͐̓ ̵̠͚̆́k̶͎͐͘ ̵̜̟̔͝k̶̼̏͂ ̶̨̓͐ḳ̶̢͘ ̷͉̉k̶̰͂͒ͅ

I-Im ok

̷̢̪͉͉̬̗̄̀̀͆̽̓̓̄̓̅B̴̙̬̓̉̅̀͗͐͑̋ṳ̷̦͍̣̪̤̎̒̿͒́̾̎̿̈́̕͠t̴̜͍̟̻̯̣͈͓͓̃͘͜ ̶̙͈̭̣̱̮̂̓͒͐͗̍̀̔̿͘d̸̻̟̈̄͐̏̄̓͛ọ̵̙̬͓͚͇͚̭̬̀͆̒̃́͠n̷̛͈͖̥̏̽̑̓̔̒̀͐͘'̴͖̾̿͝ț̸̙̯̭͈͉̲͌̋ ̸̧̩͈͈̿͗̈͑̎̃̑f̶͉̘͆́́̅̊̎̈́̊̈́̈́͑͝u̴̠̣̘̚ ̸̛̲͉̱̬͍͕͚͓͉́͐̉͌̃͗̇̈́f̵̲͚͔̬̘̭̌̇͂͐ ̶̢̡͎͍̖͕̆̎͗́̈́f̵̱̬̹͇̮͉͍͊͗͌̓̚͝ ̸̹̼̘̰̬̪́̀͌̈́͂̑͗̎̓͠f̷̧̧͕͚̙͎̖̭̫̝̯̾̉͛̀̇̽̽̎̀̕ ̸̗̟̺͉̹̺̞̞͉͖͙̐̆̐̀͑̌̈́̅̒̑͠f̵͓̬͔̞̦̤̖̻͛̈͆͐̏́̐̚͝ư̷̧̢̪͕͙̼͊̂͗́͆͆̒̀͌͘ ̴͉̲̯̥͚̤͈̬̂ć̵̢͓̳͎̤̲̲͛̒̌͌̉̔k̶̤̣͈̀͗͋̈́͊̍͑̚͝i̸̽̅̋̂��̧̹̭͉͚̤̣̆̓͋̾͘n̷̛͕͇̬̤̂̊͑g̸͙̭͋̾͋̍̆͛̕͝ͅ ̸̛̞̙͛͒ḓ̵͍̽̋̓͛ͅ ̴̜̰͐̎̈́̿͛̇̎̉̚̚͘d̵̢̟̥̭̥̗̗͖͇̩͎̬̐̑ ̵̳͉̟̈́̉͂̅͋͜͠d̴̖̺̖̲͙͍̽͂̍̊̂́́ ̴̢̢̹̦̝̙̤̌͌̊̍̊̋̏̉͗̃d̸̟͈̘͓̬͙̰̫͑̏̄̐̃̓̇͝ͅo̴͙͎̾̽̀̀͆͗̚͝ ̵̞͒̎̒t̷̝̼͗̇͂̋͝ḩ̸̢̮̰̦̄̆̃̊̒̀͝a̵͓͛͐͛̈́̋͌̀̈́̀ẗ̸̢̡̙̲̖̜͗̂͂̎͝ ̶̦̳̰̈̂ͅą̷̝̼͕̪̈́͗g̵͎̈̊̕ ̸̲̖̥͗͂ā̵͈g̸̣̣̲̭̾̇̈̀͊̓̕̚͝ͅ ̸̧̮͈͖̪͇̾̓͛a̷͓̣̜̦͖̠̩̐̈́̿̓͝͠ǵ̶͙̜̙̰̹̱̃̏̈̒̓̚ ̴̡̰̮͈̟̲̣̂̊̏͜g̸̨͉͈͈̜̳͎̩͍̥̝̦͐̃̃̒̒̀͑͒͆̈́̕i̸̧̛̦̲͈̼̠͍͐͋̕̕͝ǹ̷̘͇̄̍̍̂̚͜ͅe̷̛̪̼̗̠̎̇͆̾̀̇́́̚!̴̙̤͙̠̘̜̱͇̰̄̐͝ͅ!̶̝̣̦̰̫̜͇̘̣̜͈̤̀͛̐̑̑!̶͇͔͇̣̭̻̣͎̩̠͝ͅ

But don't fucking do that agine!!!

[shrimpchip123]

imagine grian's out one day bc he got sick. what would scar do (rich guy scar au)

waiiiittttt I JUST REALIZED THIS COULD BE WHAT GETS GRIAN AND SCAR TO EXCHANGE NUMBERS grian's out one day and asks his friend (I don't know who that'll be specifically let's just say mumbo.) to cover for him and when scar comes in seeing a face that Isn't Grian hes like HUH? WHERE'D HE GO and then he goes back to his car all frantic and asks his butler He's not here what do i do is it because of me Oh my god what if he gotkidnapped and the guy over there is the perpetrator and his butler is like Sir maybe he was just busy and took another shift. or maybe hes sick and scar calms down a lil and he's like oh. that makes sense. heheh! and does the anime scratches back of head pose

he buys a cup of ramen and decides to eat it while waiting for grian and he eats that shit up crazy fast and hes like oh my gosh... that was so freaking good... and when he goes up to buy another one he asks mumbo at the cash register when grian will be back and hes like ummmm im not really sure hold on a minute and he goes on his phone and texts grian "hey there's this dude looking for you is it that rich guy you keep talking about" and grian's like "yeah if he came in a fancy black car with an old guy in it thats him" n when mumbo tells him scar was asking abt him grian's just like. Oh ya just tell him im sick

mumbo tells scar that grian's sick and hes like oh :( that sucks i hope he feels better! when i feel sick i usually lay down on my recliner bed at a 200 degree angle and put my cat jellie on my face so the blood rushes to my head and i pass out quickly and mumbo's like ??????

mumbo finds the whole situation kinda funny though so he texts grian "I'm gonna give him your number." and grian's like DO NOT GIVE HIM MY NUMBER and then mumbo gives him his number. scar texts him "Hi!!!! ☆:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:☆" and grian's just like oh my god n he responds "is this scar" and scar's like "Yeah!!!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"

scar asks him if he's ok and grian's like yup i'm good n scar sends him a picture of the cup ramen he bought and he's like "I got the cup noodles you were eating last time ( ´ ω ` )" n grian's like "oh nice you should try eating it with some cheese on top" and scar's like how do i do that...? (」° 0 °)」" and grian's like "just put it on top after the noodles are done" and scar is like "okay! i'll do that!" and after 5 minutes he messages grian "i think i messed it up（；へ：）" n grian's like "oh it can't be that bad send a pic" and scar sends him a picture of something akin to an abomination and grian's like WHY IS IT BLACK? and scar's like ummmmm well the cheese wasn't melting so i bought a blowtorch thinking it would do the trick but i think i went a little overboard ╥﹏╥ and grian is sitting up in bed staring at his phone flabbergasted and he's like A LITTLE?

he texts mumbo later "you were there the whole time watching him fucking demolish a perfectly normal cup of ramen and you didn't do ANYTHING?" and mumbo's like "lol i thought it was funny"

[dylanmunson]

Baby Parker

(Parts 16-19 via Wattpad)

Master of masterlists || baby Parker || Wattpad

an: its 3:30am what is sleep, ive had like 3 hours lmao anyway. Bit of short one but the next one will hopefully be longer! 

EDDIES POV

ozzy is now a few hours old, and y/n is napping while he naps on my bare chest. The nurses said skin to skin is super important, so here i am sat shirtless with my little baby boy in a nappy and pair of socks on my chest, blanket laying over his body to keep him warm.

His head is full of dark hair, y/n said he's the spitting image of me, i dont see it, but im utterly in love with the little man. Its coming up to 9am ish when he starts fussing a little, the nurse had come in and showed me how to change his nappy as i was scared he'd break, she also put a bottle of new born formula on the side incase he got fussy again. Knowing that mum needed the rest after that long arse birth. 

y/n begins waking up slowly i grin at her as she does "morning sleepy head" i smile moving to place a kiss on her forehead. The chair im in is sat next to the bed. "my boys" she mumbles yawning, moving the back of her hand to her mouth as she does. "You both ok?" she says voice still full of sleep. I nod and kiss her forehead again "rest hun" i whisper, "can i hold him?" she says softly, i nod passing the little boy over to her, he snuggles straight into her chest. 

"c'mere" she sighs patting the bed next to her, i grin and sit beside her wrapping my arm around her shoulders looking down at her and the little boy. "Its not visiting hours yet but i your daughters here?" a nurse says walking into the room, "yeah, i rang gareth to bring her down" i chuckle looking at y/n. She smiles softly nodding as i get up, putting on my shirt and walking out into the waiting room. 

"Hey man, sorry she was just getting fussy and kept asking for you and y/n" he sighs, i smile softly picking up the little girl who is holding on tightly to her blanket, dressed in her pjs still. "hey sweetheart" i grin kissing over her face. "Did you have fun with uncle gar" i grin she nods but cuddles into the crook of my neck, "oh baby" i chuckle rubbing her back. "Im gonna head home and sleep, i dunno how you both do it honestly" he chuckles i grin thanking him before he leaves before taking parker into the room. 

"Now park, gotta be quiet ok? look" i say pointing to her mum and the baby "baba?" she says i nod "yeah thats your baby, your little brother" i grin kissing her head. "baby!" y/n says seeing the little girl, "muma" she grins i chuckle placing the little girl on the bed next to her mum, her trying to look over the bundle of blankets that her brother is hiding in. 

"parker meet ozzy" she smiles at the two babies. "ozzy this is your big sister parker" she says as the little boy begins to opens his eyes looking around the room. Ozzy lets out a little yawn as he looks around at his surrounds. His brown eyes looking into y/c/e she grins placing a kiss on his forehead. "my babies" she mumbles sighing softly, "you hungry hun?" i grin she nods "i'll be back, parker wanna come?" she huffs before opening her arms for me to take her before we leave the room on the hunt to find some food.

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an: ya girls hella depressed, but shes meeting the vecnussy(jamie) in november so... anyway short little chapter! tell me what you want to see happen next!

YOUR POV 

Feeding ozzy is a breeze, compared to parker theres no problem with him latching on to my nipple to suck. Eddie and Parker walk back into the room with big grins on their faces. "what you done" i mumble looking at them, eddie grins "nothing hunni, we got you pancakes and a milkshake" he smiles placing the food on the little table for me, as parker sits on the chair beside eddie eating her apple slices. 

"thankyou hun" i mumble, leaning up to give him a kiss, ozzy now done with breast feeding, i burp him, and he shows off a windy smile, clearly milk drunk. Eddie chuckles watching the little boy. I put ozzy in the little cot beside my bed as i begin eating my breakfast. "this is so good" i sigh softly eddie chuckles "i bet huh" i nod "i love you" i sigh looking at the man, his checkered shirt, not buttoned up all the way and his joggers having loose on his hips. His hair also in a messy low bun, resting on the back of his neck. 

"i love you bub" he grins leaning over and kissing me softly, "umm could you just pass me that envelope in the bag?" i smile at eddie, he nods and grabs the envelope. "Did you wanna give Parker the teddy ozzy got her" i grin, eddie nods finding the bear. 

"hey parker look what ozzy got you" he smiles showing the girl the bear, sitting her on the bed with me. "bear!" she grins grabbing it cuddling it to her chest, "yeah bear, ozzy got it for you to say thanks for being his big sister" eddie says smiling at the little girl. "tanks" she grins looking for the baby. "Hes a sleep bubba" i grin kissing her head. 

"Eds" i smile "theres also a little present for you" i smile, he frowns "dont be silly" i smile and hand him the envelope. "open it" i smile bringing parker closer to my chest, kissing the top of her head. 

EDDIES POV 

i open the letter and read over it, then re read over it. I look at y/n and parker and open my mouth but nothing comes out. I look at the letter again "you sure?" she nods, "yeah" she smiles, eyes filling with tears. "dada" Parker grins reaching her hands out to me. I put the letter down and grab parker giving her a big hug. "ove youuu dada" she grins placing a sloppy open mouth kiss on my cheek. I break at this point. 

"oh eds" y/n grins taking my hand into hers. "you really want me to adopt her?" i sob sitting on the bed beside her. she nods "its what we want isnt it park" she grins kissing the little girls cheek, parker just giggles and cuddles into my chest "dada" she smiles up at me. 

"i.. but i" y/n smiles softly, "then ozzy AND her will both have your last name, it only makes sense, your her dad" she shrugs, "but im not" i mumble, y/n rolls her eyes softly taking the back of her hand to get rid of her tears before using her thumb to get rid of mine. 

"Eddie Munson, you are her father, yes you may not be her biological dad but youve been there when shes hurt, happy, her birthday, her teeth coming in, her first steps, when she has a bad dream" she says listing things off. "its very much like how you see wayne" she smiles "you dont get to choose your parents" she chuckles, "but parker did choose you" she sighs, placing her hand on my thigh. "dada add?" parker says looking at me, frowning and moving her hands to my cheeks "daddys fine bub" i chuckle sniffing away the snot and tears. "dada" she says "yeah baby" i smile. 

"ooovveee yoouu" she giggles, i let out a sob quickly covering my face with one arm as parker wraps her arms around my neck. "Obviously you dont have to i jus--" y/n says "no i will, i want nothing more than to be here for her... and ozzy and you obviously" i chuckle covering my face and looking at my girls. y/n smiling at me "yeah?" i nod "yeah" i grin kissing her softly looking at the paperwork again. 

"then its just you" i chuckle looking at y/n. She frowns "your the only one thats not a munson" i grin at her "well yet" i chuckle and wink at her.

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an: sorry i havent posted in ages, my mental health has gone to shit and i've moved back in with the fam and yeah.. but here we go! 

Baby boy munson is now a week old, and we're at home laying on the sofa, with baby boy on my chest as he naps, eddie has taken parker to do a small food shop. The house is quiet... too quiet. When the phone rings, "hello" I say sitting up a little, making sure not to wake the baby thats sleeping on my chest. 

"y/n?" "Hi who's speaking?" "its Eric, look i know its been a while but im coming down to hawkins, and was wondering if you wanted to meet up" "why the fuck are you coming to hawkins" "i've got family down there, you know this" "no i dont? how did you get my number?! you completely ignored all contact from me after that night" "well i heard you were expecting, so" "so you dodged the bullet" "well yeah, but its not like you kept the thing is it" he chuckles. 

"im hanging up now, dont call me again" i put the phone down, and sigh. Feeling the anger starting to boil up, i pat Ozzy's back as he begins waking up, "hey im sorry little guy" i mumble kissing his head as he goes back off to sleep. 

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Later that evening, Ozzy's asleep in his cot and your getting parker ready for bed as eddie talks to his band mates in the living area. "dada?" parker says "daddys busy honey" i smile kissing her forehead, "dada issss" she grins, i chuckle and nod carrying the little girl into the living area, "eds, hun, sorry she wanted to say good night" 

He grins and takes her in his arms, "good night my princess" he smiles placing lots of kisses all over her little face, she giggles and puts her small hands on his cheeks "dada illy" she giggles. "Guys i'll be two minutes" he smiles getting up "come on little one lets get you to bed" he smiles, walking into her bedroom, i follow after him, both of us tucking her into bed and kissing her forehead before walking out the room. 

"So where were we" he grins, i smile and busy myself in the kitchen as they talk over the new setlist they wanna play at the new club thats opening in the town over. "I'm sure Wayne wont mind having the little ones for the evening" he smiles looking at me. "i dunno hun, ozzy's still only small" i sigh, he nods. "The gigs not for another two weeks" i sigh and dry my hands, "maybe? i dunno" he nods "we'll see closer to the time i suppose" he smiles pulling me to sit on his lap. 

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The day of the gig flew by, Wayne had agreed to look after both little ones that evening, it not being much bother as they were both asleep by the time i left. "Please call me if anything happens or" he smiles stopping me "i know, now go have fun" he smiles, i nod sighing before  getting in the car and driving to the town over. 

Once there i meet eddie outside, wrapping my arms around him and sighing softly, he chuckles kissing the top of my head "come" he grins, taking my hand and leading me into the little green room. 

"Hey y/n this is Eric, Michael and John" Gareth smiles, "Their performing tonight as well, plus this ones like my fourth cousin?" he grins "third but" eric grins, i shake my head "no" i mumble looking down. "oh hey y/n" he grins, "long time no see" he chuckles "you know each other?" gareth smiles. "oh yeah, we go waaaay back dont we" he grins. I shake my head "no" Eddie frowns "sweetheart whats wrong?" 

"no-nothing" i mumble gripping his hand tighter. He frowns but doesnt push it further, Eric just smirks and goes back over to his band mates, of fucking course he'd be here. How did i not know they were cousins?! 

"i've got to go set up but i'll be back in 10 ok" eddie grins kissing my forehead i nod "i'll co--" "stay here, have a drink, relax" he grins "10 minutes" he smiles, i sigh as he walks out the room with his band. "a shame your taken sweet" eric grins, "really missed that body of yours" "fuck off" i turn to him. He just smirks at me, "oh she has attitude now" "i swear to fuck, drop it, leave it, leave me alone" "heard you just had a baby with that munson kid, surprised he didnt run, he looks like the type to run" he grins. 

"eric i said leave it" i sigh "or what" he laughs, Eddie walks back in "hey, i for- hey baby" he chuckles as i rush into his chest. "Eds i think i needa go, im not feeling to good" i mumble, "baby i know your worried about the kids but their fine" he smiles "kids? as in more than one?" eric says. Eddie nods "uhh yeah Parker and Ozzy" he smiles, showing him a polaroid of the two babies. "y/n" eric says, "no" i say "y/n how old is the other one" "i said no" i say hiding away into eddies chest. 

"y/n" he says again, but with more force, "whoa dude" eddie says, i sigh and turn to face eric. "You dodged the bullet remember" i say, tear now filling my eyes, bottom lip going. 

"you ignored the calls," i say as tears start to run down my face, "baby wha" eddie says, i shake my head and pull away from his grip. 

"i've got a daughter?" eric says, i shake my head. 

"Your her donor, but your not her father" i say, full on crying now.

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[dangeroustimetraveldonut]

i decided to do this 100 days of productivity challenge because ive been feeling like a zombie lately and coincidentally a lot of this kind of post have been coming up in my feed. so let's try it!

day 1 / 13th of september / tuesday

things i need to get done:

• all of my internship work

• finish the chapter im reviewing for my uni lecture

• organize my f*cking room cause i cant find anything in this mess

things i want to get done but thats ok if i dont because im coming down with something which is making me extra tired:

• study math for college applications

• read that tree book i'm currently reading or read that book about revolutions that i haven't started yet

i'll be back when the day is over to check what i managed to complete!

see ya later kisses and cheese <3

little note: this is also a little exercise for my writing skills in english because it's been a while since i wrote anything in this language. if you notice any spelling or grammar mistakes please!!! let!!! me!!! know!!!! portuguese is my mother tongue so it would be interesting if i could practice some other language since i dont have the time anymore to actually study my target languages :/ (french and spanish and i would always consume some material with more advanced words in english)

[littlemessyjessi]

So I just learned that Changhin produced the 3racha song 'Wow' which features the beautiful/ infamous line " Noona do you have a boyfriend?" And im like...produced? Yeah okay, but wrote!?!? Thats gotta be Jisungie, right? Like 3racha vibes hard of daddy dom vibes but also I'll def kneel for you vibes right? Its not just me feeling these things? They got that duality that like screams switch / let me be your plaything /let me play with you, iight? Mama K, in sure you've leant your opion on this but I need more insight, I beg of thee 🖤

Hi sweetness!

So yeah I have talked about it my opinions on the subject a little pertaining to the noon thing.  

But yeah, let's talk about ol' 3 Racha a little more pertaining to this subject.

So I agree with you on the duality aspect.  

They give me such switch vibes tbh.

Like Chan, obviously has some Daddy tendencies.

That leader role coming in strong.

But also, and I've said this before with Namjoon of BTS, like I've seen situation with people who are typically in positions of power or roles of leadership… they fucking flourish when they can check out and be more submissive.

Like it's a haven for them and a huge stress reliever.

But come on, Channie can give babyboy vibes at the drop of a hat.

And also, I've heard before that Chan thinks he would like in a female partner someone who had mothering tendencies.

And I think this probably comes from a desire to be taking care of.

I mean, that's always nice.

But Chan is usually the one doing the taking care of.

He's the leader.  

He's the hyung.

And he takes care of his family in Australia.

Poor guy has a lot on his shoulders.

Now, of course, we don't know the full tea on the situtation, nor do we need to because it's his business but ya know, this is just me talking.

All that being said, I think from an emotional standpoint, Chan would probably really like a Noona ya know.

To make him feel loved and looked after.

In positions where you have a lot of responsibility, it can make such a huge difference just knowing that after you get all your shit done/while you're handling business… that you've got someone there who is going to care for you and have your back.

Now, from a more intimate perspect, maybe he would just really enjoy being told what to do.

Everyone looks to him for his approval.

That happens with the leaders.  

So to be able to look to someone else would be a huge breath of fresh air.

But that's just my hot take on the situation.

Now, Changbinnie.   Ok, so Changbin has duality down in spades, lol.

Because while that man exudes confidence and I have no doubt that he would absolutely dom the fuck out of anyone, and I mean, anyone.   He also gives babyboy energy when he wants to.

I mean, if you heard him when he's being pouty and whiny.  I crack up every time when he and Jisung get on their bullshit with Chan.   Like it's highly entertaining. And he's their hyung.  

So a Noona?  Lort…. bless that woman.  Just bless her.  He'd probably give her hell.  But also, likely very easily appeased with some attention.

But Binnie has said himself that he prefers being around others, even to the extent of preferring to hang out in the common area rather than his own room.   As opposed to Hyunjin who is an actual hermit crab, lol.  

So as babyboy with a Noona…I just anticipate him to want to be around her all the time.  Yes, he may want attention but it would likely just be more than he wants to know the other person is there.

I liken to this my theories of Jimin from BTS and actually Hoseok from BTS as well.   Those are two individuals who thrive better when there are other people around.  They like attention.  (I mean, who doesn't?)

Even Hyunjin and his reclusive ass likes attention.  He is just more of an introvert about it who not only doesn't mind solitary time but actually likes/needs it.  Some people are just like that and that's completely ok.

Now, Jisung.   Oh, Jisung.   The little mastermind behind that song.   Well, first of all, I still do think that he would love the emotional part of it.   I believe Jisung has struggled with shyness and anxiety, perhaps still does and to know that his Noona would be in his corner would probably do alot to comfort him.   But also, speaking from a physically intimate standpoint…. ya boy got a Noona kink and you ain't never gonna convince me otherwise.  Some people just do.   It's all about preference.   Some people just like their partners to be older than them.   It happens.  

My fiance, Val, is actually like this.  It's not really a dominance thing because we're both switches and of the two of us, she is actually the more dom like. But it's just a small note that she likes about our relationship.   

I've just asked why she thought that was and so I am going to give her response.

"I like that you're a little older than me because I feel like I can come to you with problems.  It doesn't mean that you have all the answers, babe.  I don't expect that.  However, in my head it gives me a sense of comfort.  Also, I just find it hot for some reason.  I don't have an answer for you pertaining to that."  - Val

For further research, I decided to text one of my friends who ended up marrying his older brother's best friend.

His response is this.

"It was hot to me when I was a teenager.  I mean, the thought of hooking up with your older brother's friend is just kind of hot.   The older girl thing is hot when you're a teenager.  I think some young guys- well, I mean- I don't know, maybe it's an ego thing?  I dont know.  It kinda makes you feel like you're something special if you can get with an older girl.  I still think it's hot.  I mean, fuck, duh.  I married her.  But when I got older I realized it's because typically they tend to be a little more mature than the guys my age.   I realize now that it's because girls mature faster than guys anyway and so when you think about that… the older girls just had their shit together way more than I could ever dream of.   And that's sexy.  A woman who is confident in herself and doesn't need you for shit is attractive as fuck. So yeah, why the fuck did you ask me this?  Is this for Tumblr? It's for fucking tumblr isn't it?" -  Andrew

Yes, Andy.  It's for Tumblr.  So suck it.

Anyway, I hope that answered your question love. Well, or at least, those are my opinions on your ask.  Thanks so much for popping by!

Love, K

[kaz11283]

Love Never Wins

Summary: Words will be said but do you really think either one of you mean them. Sometimes actions speak louder.

Warnings: slight angst

Characters: Loki, Thor, Y/n, Clint, avengers in the background here and there

Loki x you, Thor x you (platonic), Clint x you (brother,sister)

ANNOUNCEMENT: Not going to lie. This was going to be a simple short sweet straight to the point drabble but it turned into such a looooong one shot (i guess) I was in a good head space wgile writing this and just couldnt stop really. But it is something that I am very proud of.

ANNOUNCEMENT 2: I've had to make this a simple 2 part. I got way to carried away with everything in it!

Loki Masterlist

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"What's going on with you?" You yelled as you grabbed Loki by the arm pulling him away from the girl who was obviously flirting with him and he with her.

"What are you talking about? We were talking." He yelled back.

"You were flirting Loki in front of everyone! Openly! Don't play me for the fool you think I am. You've been off lately. Not around as much, zoning out when we finally have some time together. If there's something you want to say tell me now." You felt the tears rush to your eyes. You had seen all the signs, hell you were an expert at the signs. Multiple boyfriends had given you the signs before but for some reason you though that maybe, just maybe, he was diffrent.

"I just feel like we've grown apart in the last few months y/n. I don't think I can do this anymore." he said simply.

"You said I brought out the best side of you, that I was the love of your life." You said tears streaming down your face now, to hell with the makeup you was wearing you wasn't going back to the party anyways.

"You're not." He stated simply clenching his jaw.

"Ok fine. It's not the first time I've been broken up with. Just the first time that I had ever put so much into someone that I truly did see a future with just to have my heart completely ripped out in front of me. You got me good this time trickster. Don't think I'll be able to fully recover from this one." You spat back at him before turning to head up stairs to your room that the two of you had shared for so long.

Luckily Tony hadn't done anything to the room you had once occupied on a lower level of the tower so you easily moved all of your clothing back into there in a matter of no time. You weren't use to the feeling of being alone but thats all you wanted right now for the rest of your life. The god of tricks had ruined other men for you, he had once shown you love like you had never felt, and now your heart broke like it had never broke before.

"Hey sis, noticed you weren't- oh god what did he do?" Clint asked walking into your room. "Knew something was up. I could feel it."

"Hawk stop with the twin shit, its creepy." You huffed whipping your eyes on the back your long sleeve hoodie.

"What happened? All I know is you two disappeared, he came back, you didn't, and he said I should probably find you in your old room." He sat down next to you.

"We broke up. Easy as that. Ya know I never understood why they say not to date your co workers till today." You shrugged turning to him. "When we first got together you hated it-"

"To be fair he did brainwash me."

"I didn't say you didn't have a right. We kept it from you for a while though. But we hadn't been together long, Hawk, I thought he was diffrent from any man I ever dated-"

"Well he is a god, kinda different."

"Would you shut up so I can vent just for a little bit then you can go back to the party."

"Na, parties lame anyways, I was thinking about hanging out here for a little bit." He said kicking his shoes off and proping his feet on the coffee table throwing his arms across the back of the couch.

"Whatever," you rolled your eyes as you snuggled into your brother. "He was so kind, gentle, he was paciant with me. He knew that me and you were close and he didnt wamt to get in the way of that. He wanted us to be closer than he and Thor was. I think it helped him realize just how important family is when you only have each other. We kept it a secret for so long though." You pulled the hood up closer to your face. You didn't want to admit to yourself but you had kept the jacket because it still smelled like him.

"Nat seen the two of you making out in the hall weeks before you told anyone by the way." He laughed pulling you closer to him. " I didnt say anything though because I knew you would tell me when you were comfortable with it."

"I love him so much and he played me. Completely tricked me into these feelings that I dont think will ever change." You sobbed wrapping your arms around his waist, he through his arm around your shoulder and pulled you closer.

"Hes a dick with a god complex. Hes not good enough for you at all. Coming from a brother, a twin brothers point of view, I think you could do better. All is fair in love and war, but dont put it past me to be a little rougher on him during training, and I wont point anything out if you happen to let some bad guy kill him on the field." He said kissing the top of your head.

"Hawk, you know I'm not like that. I habe a reputation to up hold." You said slapping his arm before pulling away. "If you wanna stay theres still some of your sweats that I stole in the bedroom and ice cream in the freezer, but your sleeping on the couch. Its been since we were kids that we shared a bed but I bet you still kick."

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A few weeks had passed since you and Loki had called it quites. You had been mainly staying in your room trying not to cause any uncomfortable silence if you and Loki wede in the same room. On one occasion when you had ventured out to the living room you seen Loki holding an icepack to his eye and a busted lip, your first instinct was to rush over and make sure he was ok but instead you turned and took a seat between Thor and Clint.

"Lady Y/n, as always your peresnts lights up the room. We just havent been seeing much of it as of late." Thor greeted you with a warm smile throwing his huge arm ober your shoulder, making you look smaller than you already was.

"No more gods." Clint mumbled beside you.

"Thor is just a friend. One of the best I have." You laughed. "What happened?" Nodding toward Loki.

"Payback." He shrugged.

"Ah yes, it turns out Loki is not very good at hand to hand combat unles he is able to use his magic." Thor laughed. "I always tried to get him to train with me but he never did, turns out he probably should have."

"Oh for god sakes I'm right here and you three are not really whispering. I shouldn't have to learn hand to hand combat I have my sedair! I'm assuming it was just your brothers idea so that he could get back at me." He yelled.

"And you forget that there could come a time when you might need hand to hand. I told you many times that you needed to train but no mister 'I'm Loki prince of Asguard, burdened with glorious purpose', mister I have my magic. Bullshit. Your just sour because a mear mortal bested you at something. Grow a pair and learn how to actually fight." You jumped up. You had finally snapped. It had been coming tough sitting in you waiting for the right, or wrong, time to show up.

"You watch your tone!" He shouted jumping up. "I know how to fight better than half the people in here." Clint and Thor slowly stood watching the scene in front of them neither one know what to do.

"You know how to use your pixie dust to make things happen! Well guess what tinker bell this aint Neverland. We get in weird predicaments all the time you never know what to expect." You yelled back. "Hell Loki, your probably so bad at hand to hand even I could beat you."

"Oh your on. Training room, 30mins. That is unless your scared?" He said giving you a mischievous smirk.

"Trust and believe I'm not afraid of you by any means. No weponds, no sedair strictly hand to hand." You said turning on your heel to walk to your room to get ready leaving Clint and Thor standing alone in the living room aww struck.

"So what do we do?" Clint finally asked.

"Well of course we have to stop this. It will not end very well." Thor answered.

"So tell the others?"

"Yes you tell the others I will get refreshments for the battle." They took off in seprate directions.

[transmasc-wizard]

Are we allowed to hear the rant on A Tale of Magic? I hate it as well and wanna hear more opinions on it

FELLOW ATOM HATER HELLO FRIEND

You can indeed hear the rant! Word of warning: i was up till midnight last night and am a bit scattered, and i have not read the book in awhile, so this may be slightly incomprehensible. I'll be pulling some stuff from my actual review, too.

Disclaimer: it's fine if you like it, good for you, now please go away. this will only upset you and i don't want to upset people.

So, let's get this out of the way first: Colfer abuses italics. Like, i love italics, and i still wanted to rip my eyes out by the third chapter. Instead of using emotional description and tags, he emphazies every other word, even when characters are having normal conversations. He also uses italics to represent it when people are yelling, and people yell quite a lot in his book.

Ok, i'll stop with the italicizing now, but that's what the book is like, right???

next: the magic system is shit! total shit! there is not a single part of it that makes sense! it is never once explained in any way, shape, or form other than "fairies have magic, humans dont, witches are evil fairies". I am fairly lenient with magic systems; they don't have to make total sense or make sense right away, but i think it's fair of me to... yknow... want even a little bit of context. A Tale of Magic is the seventh book in the LOS universe, and i still dont know what the fuck is going on with the magic.

Example of well-done vague magic: The Raven Cycle.

Example of well-done explained magic: Six of Crows.

Example of a shitshow of magic that makes no fucking sense in any singular way: A Tale of Magic!

next next: i hate the main character so fucking much, why couldn't Lucy have narrated, Bristol Board is--i dont use this term often but she is--a total mary sue chosen one Not Like Other Girls protagonist, i hate her, that is all i feel the need to say over this aspect

NEXT next next, i am quite upset with Bristol Board's "magiclexia" thing. For starters... "Colfer learn what words mean" challenge. Clearly it was supposed to be based on dyslexia, but the dys is "not" (e.g. disability, dysfunction) and the lexia is relating to words and reading. magiclexia is "magic reading", basically. He should have done literally anything else. fuck, "dysmagica" would have been better than this (though that makes my eyes bleed a little).

NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT, this is the most exhaustingly heavy-handed metaphor for homophobia ever. I'm gay and i got sick of it within a few chapters. It's all "magic's not a choice, hate is! people are born with magic! magic isn't moral or immoral!" and the anti-magic people are like "magic is against god! magic is a choice! you can be a fairy, but only if you never use your magic!" it's exhausting and not subtle in the slightest. (Plus, there's no gay people in this homophobia metaphor??? thats. hm. not great). Also, his metaphor for gay people... are fairies... you see why having your gay metaphor be called fairies is bad, right...?

next next next next NEXT, Colfer has never in his life been taught "show, don't tell". Every single fucking event and emotion is expressly told, you never once have to use your own brain because he'll go like "she cast her eyes to the floor, blushing, and mumbled, 'sorry'", and then immediately add "she was embarrassed" NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

finally (not really but if i keep going i'll probably drive everyone insane with the length of this post) i don't know whomst the fuck this book is for, and that is a problem. It's content and character ages suggest it's YA, but the reading level, character simplicity, and humour is more suited for MG. It's not the weird space between YA/MG, either; i've seen books do that, and this is not the same place. Colfer's LOS series is middle grade, which moves into YA-MG for the last book, and this isn't even that; it's very obviously trying to be YA, but it has way too many immature, childish moments in places that don't seem to be on purpose.

Anyway, i told you i hate this book! this is just the one book! i didn't even mention the 6 LOS books or this book's sequel! do you understand the amount of wrath i have toward this book? because it's a lot!

ty for the ask and have a great day!

[simpingforsatan]

chilly imma need u to tell me when new cupons drop cus i cant keep up w em otherwise🤧🤧🤧🤧

ok let me spill & give u the details rlly quick bestie

the coupon code will be CRK1STBIRTHDAYD7 everyday but the number goes down?? if that makes sense, like yesterday it had a 7, today it's a 6 & tomorrow there will be a 5 on the end

also they drop it at 3pm (in the uk anyways but if ur in a different time zone youll have to figure it out yk)

& im asuming they'll stop when the countdown is done but yup yup thats everything ya need to know !

but i'll still remind ya to do it if you feel like you need me to <3

[littlx-songbxrd]

Time differences absolute suck I didn't see you rb that until now lol

1. Your first OC ever?

2. Do you have a personal favourite among your OCs?

23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like?

31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really)

50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want

- Spanish anon

Lol i despise time differences but thank you!!

1. Padre santo este.... quiero ser cool y decir alguien de mis wips o algo igualmente interesante

But bro nah okok idk if you've read or seen these books?

Ok pues i read them all in spanish when I was younger and had a mild (huge) obession. To the point i wrote my very first tragic fan fict based on this series when i was 6 and thought i was a brilliant writer and id definetly get published with my handmade booklet :,))

My first OC was its protagonist Bianca, el hada Blaca/ Bianaca the white fairy (mi creatividad estaba superior lo se)

Basically if you havent read the books the 7 fairies of the rainbow were separated and these two girls were asked to save them and restore rainbow magic. Well I wrote they had an 8th rainbow fairy, Bianca, who was like a fairy of snow. So the plot was the place they were in started getting snow storms and everyone wss confused so the girls asked the fairies amd they revealed there used to be an 8th rainbow fairy but they had lost all contact ages ago.

The plotwist was that before the 7 fairies were separated, bad guys had captured Bianca and thats why bad guys knew where they were. So all this time bianca had been captured and being forced to keep *plot relevant shit* with her magic. The snow storms were her plea for help cause her magic was fading and she was using the last of her magic to get the others fairies attention since she found out they were now all together.

It was a whole thing and really should have been a testament to my love for angst from a young age.

2. ¿PreTendeS q EscoJa EnTre MiS HiJos?/ lh

Ok definitivamente Manuel tiene un soft spot en mi corazón, pero hablando claro cambia con el mood. Depende el día por quien este callendo en crisis

23. I answered that in another ask but hey, theres a lot so I'll tell you another

Theseus Adriat started as a diligent soldier. Most his arc was characterized with his want to live up to his soldier fathers legacy. Avid rule follower, kind but strict, just wanted to do his part to make his community stronger.

Theseus Adriat turned into Isaias Ayala Maldonado, kinda like the anti Theseus. Its funny

Isaias (Nairnes brother for context) main want in life is to accomolish something and make a name for himself. He wants to break the pattern of doing the same thing everyone in his family has done before him. His arc revolves about self discovery, pushing through to what he believes in no matter what. Would not mind breaking some rules, town sweetheart, extremly charismatic and very loose and extroverted

I think if i put theseus and Isaias in the same room theyd drive eachother insane.

31. Ok so picking Eliza because okok

Shes the book nerd (affectionate)

I think itd be good for her

I feel shed have a tumblr main thats just for overall modern books thoughts, meme reblogs, mild fandom discussions. And a side blog thats all aesthetic for classic literature and poetry

Sideblog is to reblog a passage of her favorite poem and main is to say she'd gladly let Inej ghafa stab her with a knife you get me?

Layout?

Idk how to describe it but heres a series of pictures i think shed use as icons/headers?

Light academia vibes ya know?? A lot of light academia vibes.

50. De verdad no tengo mucho de hablar pq me drene llorando por una puta guitarra, pero ten un mini snippet de Eugenia q estaba escribiendo pq pienso q te lo mereces

The years had taken so much, the years had taken too much. There was a time Eugenia would have believed all the sacrifices she had made were necessary in the grand scheme of things. Like a lifeline, she held onto the single hope there was some meaning to every misfortune utilized against the thing she loved. 

Eugenia was no longer that girl. She wasnt the bright eyed child who'd sneak out of her room to gaze at the depth of the night sky and pray it all had a meaning 

Actually, the stars and sky reference are, actually, because Arecibo is known for having the biggest space observatory. When i used to visit my family there id always sneak out at midnight because i swore you could see the entire universe from Arecibo. So a lot of Eugenias references to the sky stem from my memories of stargazing with my cousins in Arecibo fjdkskndnd

[bi-snape]

Murderer from Spinner's End

Imma post the 1st chapter and depending on how this goes I'll post the rest and provide a post that has a link to the chapters.

No magic au. Murder au.

Summary: Severus Snape is a poor boy who grew up in an abusive home. At the age of 9 he meets his best friend and future partner in crime Lily Evans. During their teen years they meet a group of boys who call themselves the Marauders. At the age of 16 Severus commits his first murder by killing his father with the help of Lily. Tobias's death was labeled a heart attack and from there Severus's life of crime began with Lily at his side.

Chapter Characters: Severus Snape, Lily Evans, & James Potter

I'll be adding a trigger warning to the chapters that need one.

Chapter 1

The day seemed pretty normal as people walked down the sidewalks and drove by safely. People came in and out of shops happily without a care in the world. Yes the day seemed like any other day, up until someone sped by on a motorcycle with several police cars following, the sirens sounding in the air. The man on the bike had black shoulder length hair and piercing black eyes that made it seem as if you were staring into pure darkness. Why were the police chasing this man? well because he had just committed several murders and was now trying to escape. The man drove into a narrow alley and into the backstreets of his town, he quickly looked behind him to see the police cars stop as they weren't able to fit.

He smirked and sped up inorder to get back to his home before the police found him, he should have realised he was falling into a trap but that's something he'll think about later. Right now he had to get home before his best friend who he thought of as a sister got worried. After sometime of taking several alley ways and back roads that he finally got home, he parked his motorcycle in the garage. He carefully placed a giant thin white sheet over it to avoid anyone seeing it should they enter the garage tho no one can get in without the code. He made his way into the house and carefully removed his shoes and held them in his arms to avoid getting blood on the floor.

Before he was able to take a step forward his sister in question tossed a knife in his direction, it missed him by an inch and plunged into the door behind him "Where the hell have you been Severus?! you're all over the damn news!!! I almost had a heart attack!!!!" Lily shouted out in worry as she rushed towards her brother and hugged him tightly. "Sorry?" Severus said as he hugged lily back with one arm, Lily let go and stepped back while smiling "It doesn't matter the good thing is you weren't caught, now go shower you reek and throw your shoes and clothes in the washer I'll wash 'em tonight" She said happily "Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes!" she added and headed back into the kitchen. Severus smiled and headed to the laundry room, once there he tossed his shoes into the washer machine and then proceeded to remove his clothes and also placed them into the washer.

Once done he headed to his room and went into his bathroom and turned on the water. He waited for a bit as he let the water get warm, when the water got to be the right temperature he stepped inside and let the water wash over him. Severus proceeded to wash off the blood from his body and out of his hair. After awhile he turned the water off and stepped out of the shower, he grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist and then grabbed another towel and wrapped it around his hair. Severus headed to his closet and picked out his clothing and quickly got dressed, he wore a simple long sleeved purple shirt and soft dark blue pajama pants. He walked out of his room and headed to the kitchen with a towel still draped over his shoulder so his shirt wouldn't get wet by his hair.

"Do you need me to set the table?" He asked Lily who was currently stirring some sauce "Yes please" She said happily "Can you grab the wine from the cellar when you're done?" she asked. Severus quickly went to work at setting the table and smiled happily "Yeah sure" he said, once he finished he headed down to the cellar and looked through the many wine bottles before picking out Lily's favorite. He didn't practically like this wine but Lily did and since he caused her some stress he figured this would be part of his apology. He headed back and gently set the wine on the table, Lily set the food on the table and practically beamed as she saw her favorite wine on the table. "Aw is this your attempt at apologizing?" she asked "This wine sucks but yes" he said while smiling.

Lily laughed and smacked his arm which caused him to laugh "Ok so I made spaghetti!" she said happily as she went ahead and poured wine into two wine glasses. Before Severus could say anything or the pair could eat their food they heard a knock on the door. "Ah fuck" Severus said, he knew who it was even tho he had yet to check he was certain it was either James or Sirius or both at the door. They were cops and they knew what he does but since they are close friends they had yet to arrest him or reveal him to the world. Out in the world he was known as "Nevermore the killer raven" law enforcement has no idea what he looks like because he always wore a plain black mask. The only cops who knew he was nevermore were Sirius and James and thats cause he accidentally spoke to them and they recognized his voice.

Slowly he walked towards the door and opened it, he smiled as he was greeted by a very angry and annoyed James Potter. "Hi jamie" Sev said "Do what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?" he asked knowing full well why James was here. "Wanna tell me why you're all over the damn news?!" James said angrily and walked into the house to avoid causing a scene outside. Severus closed the door and followed James into the living room "I may have had a bit of a mishap during the murder but to be fair it was very rude of the police to just set up a trap honestly who do they think they are!" He said in an offended tone which caused Lily to laugh and James to just sigh deeply in his hands. "I swear if we weren't friends I'd throw you in jail so fast" James said with a tired tone, Severus simply smiled and hugged James tightly "But we are friends Jamie! The greatest friends ever!!! Plus you helped me out with some illegal shit so if I go down you're coming down with me" He said happily and kissed his cheek as he let go of James "Now do you wanna join me and lily for dinner?" he asked happily.

James shook his head "Can't heading out with the guys tonight, fbut maybe next time" He said and turned to leave "See ya sev, See ya Lily" he spoke "Bye James" She said happily as she waved bye to her friend. "Oh and Sev next time be more careful, you almost gave me and Sirius heart attacks" James said softly which caused Severus to laughed "Lils said the same thing, tell Siri I said hi! and kiss his cheek for me" Sev said happily, he had a habit of being affectionate towards his friends. James chuckled and nodded before exiting the house and heading back to his own home across the street.

"Now I think its best we eat here in the living room and watch some bad tv" Lily said excitedly "Hell yeah!" Severus cheered and both he and lily rushed to grabbed their plates and wine glasses to bring to the living room. They both sat down on the couch close to eachother with their plates on their laps. Lily grabbed the remote and turned on the tv, she flipped through the channels and landed on one where it showed some people arguing over something stupid. The pair happily ate and drank wine while watching the terrible show on the tv.