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I HATE HATE HAAAAAATE LIVING IN ENGLAND

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Longing

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Women who don’t get Any action and live in a perpetual state of loneliness and Engage in hobbies that disconnect them from the populous shall Inherit this earth. Only they can speak truth.

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"i'd pay big money for that" - a phrase i like to use when i wouldn't pay money for anything

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painting for the first time in ages oooo

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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

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does a gay little run that pisses you off

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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post for me, my angel of tumblr

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The come-down from doing a good deed is crazy. Like I think I could rescue a baby from a burning building and 30 minutes later I’d be like, “Idk was it cringe of me to run into that building like that? The baby didn’t even seem that happy to get rescued. Honestly maybe the baby started the house fire and I interrupted an important life lesson.”

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye