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all those "radiohead listeners are virgin 30 year old men" memes are blatantly incorrect radiohead is a band for 20-something women who believe they can communicate with angels through the microwave

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they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

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Alarm cock is this anything

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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

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*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

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theres been a terrible on purpose down at the accident factory...

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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omg

i had no idea this was a thing but cute !

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i’m tired of being well behaved i wanna cause problems on purpose

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I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop