simpingforsatan
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simpingforsatan · 1 day ago
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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
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simpingforsatan · 1 day ago
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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my body count? i only have one. my own. why would i own more
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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defined muscles will kill the patient, the patient needs belly to live
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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simpingforsatan · 2 days ago
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duck duck goose live service
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simpingforsatan · 3 days ago
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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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i dnt give a fuck!!! *starts crying*
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing
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simpingforsatan · 4 days ago
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album art is so important because it tells you what color the songs are
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