#I'll do more in the morning

[schumigrace]

for the ship ask though kinda late: sariastri/loscar (wtv their name is??) vettonso whats seb and kimi's ship name again 3344

- sorry I've literally never heard of logan sargaent

oh vettonso - my moots know how much I love this ship. It's a lonely venture but I'd gladly captain it🫡 number one way to get me to ship a pairing immediately is to have them despise each other

no but seriously the dynamic has so much potential. like neutral for years and then suddenly there were these super close title fights where nando had to stand and watch as this young twink just bulldozed his way into all his previous records and walk away with everything. and god he hated that fucker, who always used to poke fun and make jokes and leave him out for dead in the press conferences, so he'd give the same back and ugh if that's not sexual tension idk what is

and now ? they're both considered the 'old guys' and their careers are (or was, in one case) coming to a slow end and the guard has (had) been passed on. and what have you got if not the stability of a true competitor that you can yourself in through and through? and so when seb announced his retirement nando took it upon himself to try to make sure he had the best finish possible, that he could go out with the raging applause he deserved (partly because he knew that he'd want the same). and so he made his genuine respect known to the world and everyone lost their minds but not me because I saw them fucking 10 years ago

Simi - I love them love them love them. Lose my mind about them on a regular basis. They adore eachother and they don't hide it, ever. Seb was one of the very very few people who could get kimi to truly relax and open up during media, there's no judgement between these two, just a whole lotta love

3344 - genuinely vile. disgusting. I despise this ship and I don't understand how lewis fans can genuinely enjoy it. sure they might respect eachother as racers but dear god the man dates a piquet and you think he deserves to have his name spoken in the same sentence as lewis? ew

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[rasoyas]

raj's gloomy lil digs are well under way🍊

SAD BABY :(

i keep forgetting abt his bedroom... but here's a layout for funsies!! his favorite color rolled to be pink 🥺🙏

[xxplastic-cubexx]

the way u tuck charles hair behind his ear like a dainty elf princess whenever u draw him sends me every time, i know erik would agree 🙏🏻

i fear im adopting 'dainty elf princess' into my vocabulary here on out thank you for this wonderful gift anon

might you accept my small gift in turn ... i was inspired ...

[sergle]

When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.

[kenconffetti]

Whose Line Is It Anyway Prompts 2 (x)

[shorthaltsjester]

i’m having normal feelings about tlovm perc’ahlia and (long-standing classic on my perc’ahlia playlist) liar by paramore

[bacchuschucklefuck]

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[sleepymaven]

Elden Ring/Dark Souls and the Sheer Lack of Fanfics. (A Slight Rant and Ramble.)

Alright, we need to talk, Elden Ring and Dark Souls Fandoms...

There are hundreds of thousands of you out there who love these games... So many, in fact, that they are both some of the most popular game franchises ever made...

So, pray tell, why is there such an atrocious lack of... fanfics!?

Come on, man! I. Want. More. Fanfiction!!

Give me a coffee shop au where Miquella takes Malenia to his favorite coffee shop and introduces her to the cute batista.

Give me a crossover ship between Messmer and Gwyndolin where they help eachother through their familial issues and trauma.

Give me a hurt/no comfort between Radagon and Rennala showing how the divorce went.

Give me an actor au where it shows the behind the scenes and/or bloopers for the character messing up or forgetting their lines.

Give me a Gwyndolin x Chosen Undead!reader with extra fluff and a side of gentle smut.

Give me Rennala x Carian Knight!reader where you help take care of her while she's in the library.

Give me a modern crossover au where Malenia is dating Gwynevere and going through the motions of being a cute, domestic couple before ending it with them being wife and wife and officially married. (I desperately want to see this one, I'm BEGGING.)

Give me a crack fic where Gwyndolin takes his snakes to the vet.

Give me a canon divergence au where you save Godwyn from being assassinated.

Give me Godwyn x Consort!reader where you and him are married.

Give me modern au Godwyn where he's a himbo who forgot his wallet at home to pay for his singular candy bar.

Give me a Godwyn x Tarnished!reader were you get to peg him. (I would also read this one, btw...)

Give me Godwyn with a breeding kink.

You know what...

Just give me any Godwyn fanfics!

Don't be shy people, make some more!

Make me some fanfiction or else I will ascend to godhood and place an eternal curse upon thee! 😡

..please? 🙏

Pretty please with a cherry on top..?

Just give me more Godwyn, please! 😭

(More Gwyndolin would also be IMMENSELY appreciated.)

[a-drama-addict]

some anatomy things that i turned into my beloveds <3

(both poses from @adorkastock 's website)

[thiinka]

[italyveneziano]

Obsessed with what America and England have going on in HetaOni. America's like "I keep having to watch my dad die from overusing his magic in past timelines and not knowing how to stop it is killing me inside but I'm not going to talk to him about it" and England's like "I can't seem to hold a conversation with my son without insulting him but I won't hesitate to use my dying breath to ensure I can protect him from beyond the grave"

[izzyspussy]

universal basic income save me. universal basic income. save me universal basic income.

[ineed-to-sleep]

It honestly baffles me that some people are so casually dismissive of animals' feelings. Istg some ppl only see pets like toys and are barely able to hide it

[dusical-moodle]

so like, when you put a cat in clothes and it refuses to move until it's off. yeag

[paintpanic]

Magolor and Magolor's messy divorce

Divorce selfie! (context)