#I'd do the same
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confoodles · 1 year ago
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I am a 'the reason Max didn't show up to kill anyone for the first two weeks after his death was because he was busy bedazzling his jacket' truther
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rosedforbes · 9 months ago
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head's empty just Klaus Mikaelson spending 1000+ years trying to turn into a hybrid in order to create more of them so he could have his own family, just to trade one of them for a date with Caroline Forbes
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bowienet · 10 months ago
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I love this genre of photoshoots where models are seen lying on David's lap dramatically as if he was the devil or something. Got to be one of my favourites genders
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adhd-merlin · 2 years ago
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they couldn't have chosen a better actress to play gwen. when arthur says he would give up his kingdom to be with her I believe him 100%. of course he would. who wouldn't. have you seen her smile
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mtlupy · 7 months ago
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I had a dream where my Resist!Durge and Astarion found a cure for vampirism.
Randal: So now that you aren't a vampire anymore, what do you want to do first?
Astarion: Eat a potato.
My dreams are truly profound.
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lower-management · 9 months ago
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//I'm sorry but I'd like to appreciate how Neil's answers are always pretty short and straight to the point but once someone asks him about his cats he pulls out a 2 paragraph answer
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starmocha · 10 months ago
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I'm more impressed by MC running around in wedge sandals fighting wanderers than anything else really
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rritoshiss · 2 months ago
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Aww rinnie…. I’ll buy you whatever you want for Christmas trust!
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nods.
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masked-alien-lesbian · 1 year ago
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As if I'd feel bad for rich people lol
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ganja-hq · 1 year ago
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My parents are so extra omg we're on a weekend trip and they brought our cuban coffee and espresso maker from home because they refuse to drink substandard coffee 😩
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badvictim · 1 year ago
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btw i love everybody who follows this blog without knowing what the hell i'm on about. y'all are just here for the incest and i respect that so much
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mokimokibloom · 2 years ago
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My cousin still hasn't finished watching season three of mob psycho 100
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gae-ta · 6 months ago
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Like shaking a magic eight ball and hoping to get a better answer🎱
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inkskinned · 25 days ago
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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eats-a-berry · 6 months ago
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i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!
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makiruz · 2 years ago
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Their name is literally "Sandal" what did you expect?
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