#I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS

[holyblanchett]

Thoughts......are being thunk.....

[tears-are-in-your-eyes]

i have a squish on my partners partner and I'm scared to say anything 🫠😩(pretend that's a melting frowning face)

[unpersoniverse]

girlies something really funny happened to me related to assassin's creed.

I was volunteering at the book fair in my city and near the end of my shift I took a break to browse the stands and girl when I tell you I nearly lost my mind because I found the art book of ac 3 for a REALLY CHEAP PRICE (but sadly I didn't have any money with me). Then the book stand guy sees me holding the book like if it was the last glass of water in the desert and instantly went "oh that's good but black flag was better 😏" RIGHT ON MY FUCKING FACEEEE like my brother in christ you did not, not on my watch...

guess if I spent 10 real life minutes arguing with a random sales guy over assassin's Creed and how Connor is one of the best characters of the series while he said Edward was the best and blah blah blah but you know what? in the end we both agreed in the Kenway family supremacy. And he said he was gonna save the book for me lol a win is a win

[omgtheregoesthefuckidontgive]

PLEASE OH GOD MARRY ME

Did anyone else see that tiny wave omg she's trying so hard to be a human

HER FACE IS SO CUTE please marry me I'll build you a spaceship 😭😭😭😭

[polarmary]

Well since her description says "body of a model" why not turn her into one am I right ;3

(I have other ideas but I am always open for suggestions *wink wink* my ask box is right there use it *wink*)

[green--tea-owo]

just scrolled through instagram and saw a picture of the girl I used to have a crush on.

when I tell you that this girl posted the most godlike picture ever, I mean it.

her hair? her eyes? the way she looks at the camera???

yeah. my crush on her is back.

[reminiscingtonight]

[meatydog]

I need and want her

N O W

I ' L L D O A N Y T H I N G

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ancientvamp]

as a short, dark haired, autistic nerd from the deep south who plans on majoring in film, where's my tall blonde twink actor boyfriend???

[xxx-ang3l-w1th-a-sh0tgun-xxx]

both of these characters give off the exact same vibes for me so of course that means that they're now lesbians in love <3

ok but they would make such a cute couple 🥰😍

[maggierobertsimp]

New haircut ❤️

[holyblanchett]

blah blah blah... proper name...place name... backstory stuff..

[oifaaa]

My confession on what I thought about you while on anon is that you are a massive Tim Drake stan who would not hesitate to suck his toes, but masquerade yourself as a Jason stan to make our loser boy a bigger loser (derogatory)

If I had to read this confession the rest of you guys do too bc my god why would you put that image in my head I think I'm actually gonna boke

[solb4dman]

I love old men

I love you mads mikkelsen I love you hugh dancy I love you arthur morgan I love you francis mosses I love you jean valjean I love you javert.... (even w your fuckass mutton chops <3) I love old men,,,, I love

[lacrimosathedark]

I haven't played a mainline Pokemon game since USUM, but I do play Pokemon Masters EX. And they have recently been introducing SV characters so like

I've only seen Cayena (Rika) in passing before, and I knew nothing about her before she appeared in EX but like...she's so nice? Like...I don't have words but also too many, but she seems very sweet, and got on well with Akane (Whitney) who, while a sweetheart, is also a renowned crybaby and very competitive. She's tactful and competitive but not a sore loser I just?????

And just...ok, look, I'm pretty ace, but

I DID NOT EXPECT A POKEMON CHARACTER TO MAKE ME FEEL SO FUCKING GAY WHAT THE HELL

YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE HER ALL THAT CHARM AND PIERCINGS!!! AND IN THAT BUSINESS CASUAL OUTFIT I CANNOT

[mclennonlgbt]

WHY HER VOICE IS SO SEXY HERE, WTF