#I'M SICK OF HIS ASS

[scintillatingscotoma]

I don't understand how any female person can read garbage like this without feeling murderous rage. This is LITERALLY just MRA "women like to use their woman privileges to make false accusations and get away with it, careful out there bros" bullshit. Maybe the "tme" people claiming their transwoman partners are abusive are doing that because they're FUCKING ABUSIVE.

[snoozydnp]

why did dan say soft launch... why'd he say that

[wondercloud]

this blog's sole purpose now is to reblog anything alec related and alec related only. yayz.

[bigfatbreak]

BLACKOUT : destroys all light

so have you all been keeping up with Scarlet Lady 👀

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // Sick as!

[ngc-5194]

look i know it's because his model is so freakishly tall especially compared to his other group members but rui kamishiro if you do not start putting energy into your choreography i'm going to get your ass. jump with your friends you tall bitch JUMP

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

[medusagorgongirl1]

I think that Kon would adore Tim's muscles. Like I think there's a lot about Tim that Kon would love, but I think the muscles really get him going. Like I'm picturing the core four as adults, on some sort of reunion type of mission (they were all free and had nothing better to do) and naturally it was some mountain mud slide monster thing near happy harbor but it was messy as fuck and they are all in the changing room getting ready for the most well deserved shower of their lives. And Kon's about to ask Tim if this is the second time this week that this has happened to him because there was something in the news about clayface but

He fucking bluescreens.

Because Tim

He's taking off his shirt

And don't Kon wrong in their long friendship they've seen each other in various states of work related nudity. But like

This is different.

Because Tim is all muscle. His torso is all thick muscles rippling as he takes off his shirt and when in the hell did that happen? Where is noodly string beaness?

Oh god his arms

Tim used to be skinny but now he's all muscle. But not muscle like Kon's. Kon has 'perpetually flexed looks like the dehydrated movie star washboard abs' muscles. But Tim's muscles have been forged from work. They aren't artificial. They're from Tim's determination to be apart of the hero world.

Tim once confided in Kon when they were younger that Tim's body type didn't put on muscle easily. That despite his best efforts his body did it all it could to remain thin and skinny. That Tim has to constantly exercise to keep his muscles. And

Goddddd, how much training did Tim have to put in to look like that now? Kon's genuinely losing his mine. Because Tim's muscles aren't the ideal model look, they really look like they were forged from effort. They're solid and thick and god Kon is resisting the urge to ask Tim how much he can bench press and silently questioning if Tim could even carry him

Oh god

Tim's raisng an eyebrow at kon and Kon's not at all subtle gawking. Shitshitshitshit

"You got buff" Is all Kon can manage. If possible Tim's eyebrow has raised further. "

I train?" Tim responds obviously baffled

Fuckfuckfuckufckufck

"You just, uh, got bigger" Kon forces out with a desperate awkward smile rocking on the balls of his feet and definitely did not get distracted by Tim's pecs Midway through Because that would be fucking irrational shut up.

"Okay" Tim dismisses giving Kon one last piercing "I'm blatantly psycho-analyzing the shit out of you because your behavior is very baffling" gaze.

Kon definitely isn't practically sweating. Fucking christ why Tim, why of all times did he choose now to be very obviously hot. Kon is a simple boy, there is only so much one can repress the homoerotic feeling ones has for their best friend before they fucking explode.

Tim breaks his gaze, giving up on his search of 'what the fuck is up with Kon' before returning to gathering his towel and moving out of the changing area. Kon nearly let's out a sigh of relief.

OH GOD HIS BACK MUSCLES

Inspired by this panel

[punkeropercyjackson]

Anybody who thinks black actors getting casted for originally white characters recieving tons of hate from the get-go is because fans want 'accurary' is a fucking dumbass.Every website since the 2010s has been the 'Logan Lerman is the perfect Percy Jackson' website

[mezucore]

[circusk]

i care him so much guys . guys. hes blorbo bingus

[blindmagdalena]

not ao3 being down on center stage tuesday!!! 😭

[eddiediazenjoyer]

(Can't be Unlearned) I've Known the Warmth of Your Doorway

buddie | wip | chapter 1/5

Summary:

Eddie gets the feeling of being on the precipice of something, but he still, still, doesn’t know what. He feels like he can feel the rest of his life in Buck’s gentle fingers on his wrists but knows that, if pressed, he still wouldn’t be able to describe why. “Why shouldn’t I be with him, Eddie?” Buck asks, and he says it like there’s a right answer, like there’s something that Eddie could say that would crack this whole thing right open. Eddie has never been great at tests. “I… I don’t know,” he says finally, honestly. “I just shouldn’t,” Buck finishes for him, and Eddie can tell that he chose the wrong answer, despite not even knowing what the choices were. “You just shouldn’t,” he repeats back dumbly.

relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz, Evan "Buck" Buckley & Maddie Buckley, Maddie Buckley & Eddie Diaz, Christopher Diaz & Eddie Diaz , Evan "Buck" Buckley & Christopher Diaz

tags: minor bucktommy, sooooo fucking minor guys like . he's offscreen lmfao, messyyyy ass pre-relationship antics bc they're insane!, getting together, Eddie POV, Near Death Experiences, post s7

author's note: this fic is pretty much meditations on Knowing. like to me… Eddie knows, but he doesn't Know. he's basically that one riverdale post where archie is like "i don't know about all that city stuff but i do know i want jughead to be my girlfriend !" that's the vibe here. and Buck… well Buck Knows but he's Buck so he just really never thinks he can get what he wants. he's basically just sitting outside Eddie's door waiting to be let in, resolved to wait as long as it takes, while doing nothing to indicate that he's even waiting. and Eddie's completely oblivious to it just leaving out little bowls of water and food and not even knowing that Buck wants to sleep inside.

[sainzinnorris]

carlos sainz jr. i fucking adore you. from a puncture in the first lap to maintain that p3 all while fighting TWO MCLARENS (leaving enough gap between piastri and himself, holding lando back), ensuring he managed his tyres, while big brain strategizing about pit stops and how he can let charles have the win!

[halcyone-of-the-sea]

The way that if I could digitally draw all of you would be getting bombarded with post after post of Gaz/Spitfire and Nikto/Seraph in their universes getting involved in shenanigans is crazy.

[quackarooz]

Its the way that I've been replaying the games recently and every now and then I feel compelled to rant to my friend about how STUPID Phoenix Wright is