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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

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Saw a diva in this sweater yesterday and had to draw Atsushi in it, then the art escalated from there! Happy Valentines day!!

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being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

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I've read this mermaid/merman/merpeople ( ?? ) au fic wherein Atsushi's a pirate ( I think ) point is he's a human and Akutagawa's a merfolk specifically an octopus.

The plot was that Atsushi fell off board the ship and Akutagawa was going to eat him and Atsushi thought he was so pretty and that if he's gonna die might as well have his first kiss with this very pretty creature. Akutagawa thought that was weird and decided to just take him home instead. His home is a cave basically and Akutagawa decides okay so I'm not going to eat him I'm just gonna send him back conveniently there's a storm they're stuck tgt and they end up fucking and the storm passes the next day Akutagawa takes him back and they promise to see each other again.

Yes, I remember everything that happened in the fic except its name and its author. I wanted to reread it but I cannot find it for the life of me. It's uploaded in ao3 and possibly deleted? Or my fic finding skill has become unpolished over the years. If someone knows this fic, please help 🙏🙏

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its not until a month into akutagawa leaving for work, a home made lunch in hand, a kiss on his cheek, well rested from falling asleep to the sound of atsushi breathing, that it occurs to him that he may perhaps be dating the weretiger

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I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

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"Akutagawa…" Atsushi stammered.

"Uh… Hey, just giving him… CPR?"

"…. You’re giving a healing tiger… CPR… Why do you two keep putting me in this position?"

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Born to write i love you under every art, fanfic and edit i like, forced to come up with an appropriate compliment

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i've always loved how claude monet draws his wife; she always looks so ethereally beautiful. sometimes she looks like a distant memory

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so like...

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Making fanart of official art <3

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if you don’t name at least one side character something ridiculous like "basil thunderpants" or "margaret doodlehopper," are you even having fun as a writer?

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its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous

i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit

becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time

and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there

anywho

so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'

and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'

citizen: ...

atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.

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its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous

i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit

becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time

and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there

anywho

so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'

and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'

citizen: ...

atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.

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wait why am i still thinking of kind of famous atsushi

at the peak of his fame (before he just becomes a locally known and liked person as yokohama moves on to the next insane thing going on) he gets approached by newfound fans

someone: detective-san, can you please sign this--

atsushi: sorry, kunikida-san says i shouldnt sign anything unless ive read it

someone: ah. no. this isn't a contract or anything. i just want your signature

atsushi: why?

someone: er

atsushi: is this an identity theft scheme? dazai-san warned me about this

this lasts like a day becuz of atsushis cluelessness and becuz akutagawa is always there glaring at everyone

akutagawa: stealing the jinko's identity? how foolish. at least choose someone with an identity worth stealing.

atsushi: not cool man. also why r u here

akutagawa: shut up.

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GUYS GUYS … what if I said I cosplayed knight aku