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its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous

i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit

becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time

and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there

anywho

so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'

and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'

citizen: ...

atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.

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its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous

i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit

becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time

and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there

anywho

so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'

and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'

citizen: ...

atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.

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wait why am i still thinking of kind of famous atsushi

at the peak of his fame (before he just becomes a locally known and liked person as yokohama moves on to the next insane thing going on) he gets approached by newfound fans

someone: detective-san, can you please sign this--

atsushi: sorry, kunikida-san says i shouldnt sign anything unless ive read it

someone: ah. no. this isn't a contract or anything. i just want your signature

atsushi: why?

someone: er

atsushi: is this an identity theft scheme? dazai-san warned me about this

this lasts like a day becuz of atsushis cluelessness and becuz akutagawa is always there glaring at everyone

akutagawa: stealing the jinko's identity? how foolish. at least choose someone with an identity worth stealing.

atsushi: not cool man. also why r u here

akutagawa: shut up.

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GUYS GUYS … what if I said I cosplayed knight aku

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you know you’re a writer when…

you spend 30 minutes choosing the perfect synonym for “said” only to change it back to “said.”

you google “how long does it take to bleed out” at 3 a.m. and now the FBI is probably watching you.

you write one sentence, stare at it, rewrite it 14 times, and somehow end up back at the original version.

“this scene is so important” but you have no idea what the scene actually is or why it’s important.

you come up with the best story ideas… in the shower… with no way to write them down.

your characters feel like real people but also you’re like “who are these guys and what do they want from me?”

your brain says “start writing!” but instead you reorganize your desk, reread your notes, and spend two hours naming a side character who shows up once.

you’ve cried over your WIP exactly 67 times and will do it again because the pain is the point.

you reread something you wrote and think, “wow, did i peak as a writer three months ago?”

every writing session begins with the sacred ritual of scrolling social media, opening unnecessary tabs, and procrastinating until panic sets in.

you have no idea how long a chapter should be, so you just… vibe.

you can’t watch tv or movies without mentally critiquing the plot, dialogue, and pacing.

your writing playlist is 98% vibes, 2% songs you’ll actually listen to while writing.

you keep a “murder notebook” but swear it’s not suspicious because it’s for your novel (probably).

the phrase “just one more draft” is your eternal mantra, even though you’ve rewritten this thing more times than you can count.

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The eight stages of writing :

- this is awesome

- this is slightly less awesome

- this is shit

- I’m shit

-oh god oh fuck what the hell am I doing

-wait this might not be that bad actually

- How the fuck is this working

-This is awesome

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there are two types of writers.

“this plot has been in my head for 10 years and finally it’s perfect.”

“what if frogs had a secret government?”

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You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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TikTok bsd fans seriously make me flabbergasted by their sheer lack of fandom etiquette. I really should just stick to tumblir at this rate

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2000 posts!

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its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

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bsd oc and also bram

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hello? hello? can anyone hear m