#I'M JUST A BIG DUMBASS
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thinking about how mulder loves to get scully a gift, usually terribly heartfelt, even if disguised as something flippant:
the superbowl vhs tape he brings her when she wakes up from her coma in one breath (and her deadpan "i knew there was a reason to live")
tickets for a football game to watch together in irresistible
bringing her flowers to the hospital in memento mori (he lies, saying he stole them from a guy with broken legs to make her laugh)
the birthday keychain in tempus fugit (and when she finds a meaning to it, he claims "i just thought it was a pretty cool keychain")
that is a man who is always thinking about her.
#you can just picture him at the store thinking “oh boy she's gonna love this :)”#i think the superbowl vhs one chokes me up the most because he's trying so hard to play it cool when he had just lost her#and he needs to break the ice somehow because he hates to put those big feelings into words#he's more into saying what he means with touch and subtext#it's as if he needed SOMETHING off of the shelf at the store to say “i'm glad you're back. i missed you. i hope you're well”#so he goes with a dumbass VHS she is never going to watch. just to see her recognize his coded declaration of love.#and that exhausted smile she reserves for his antics#and it makes me tear up! still! thinking about it!#i know love languages are problematic but i do think there is something underrated about giving gifts as an act of love#of having your thoughts for someone being represented with a physical object. making that love tangible. you can touch it.#(it works very well on me because i tend to assume if you're out of sight you're not thinking about me)#(so looking at a little trinket someone gave me is like oh!!! they actually are thinking about me often. enough to find this Thing)#anyway. that is my emotional ramble for the evening. please enjoy#AND DISCLAIMER: i am sure there are other examples of him giving gifts i forgot and that there are more yet to come#but as a reminder i have only seen up to s5 ep 3 so! pls no spoilers even if i do tag this for the general public#okay promise? promise no spoilers in the tags? thank youuuuu mwah#the x files#txf#msr#fox mulder
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4x13. Rose? You've been in a parallel world, that world's running ahead of this universe. You've seen the future. What was it?
#dwedit#doctor who#doctorwhoedit#tenrose#tenrosedit#tenth doctor#timepetals#rose tyler#doctor x rose#otp: i'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye#by angelic37#4x13#i couldn't stop thinking about his face here#yet i needed a big version for my tumblr...#so here you go#enjoy these dumbasses haha#and that last gif :d#friendly reminder that during this time donna and captain jack were in the tardis too :')
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This mf is TOO BIG!!!
#ultraman#ben 10#ultraman taro#way big#ultimate way big#ben tennyson#I'm gonna do a mebius + heatblast thing later#I was lwk gonna make a dumb comic on taro#and his entire family tryna figure out who diddled around with him to get uwb until landing on tregear leading to taiga going#'did you fuck my dad?' to tregear (he wishes)#UNTIL I REMEMBERED ZERO EXISTED 💀💀💀#dumbass and lanky bastard (also a dumbass) (affectionate)#what if instead of calling himself ultimate way big he just called himself Too Big#it'd be funny#too bad he only had one appearance 💔 I'm having fun with this tbh
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Why is it so hard to arrange a bunch of spots???
Whoever said abstract art is easier than realistic clearly hasn't battled over designing a spotty tapestry using only two shades of turquoise-ish and one orange...
I need this ryijy design mapped out by tomorrow morning when the class is gonna be, and I'm so lost.
#shut up paper#maybe I'll just do the big dipper and call it a day#but would it be satisfying to me *personally* that way?#I could have just bought one of the pre-designed kits but nooooooo I wanted to pick my own colors#and if I'm already using my own colors why not arrange them myself#like a dumbass
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This took me four hours and cost me a finger blister. Enjoy.
#Backstory behind this here:#Okay so I like REALLY struggle with anime and simplistic styles#Because I spent so long thinking the only way my art was valid was if it was realistic#So I spent so long trying to get proportions right> that now I REALLY struggle with cartoon#Anime and more simple styles#Because it's just build in me to try and get it to look 'perfect'#And anime proportions are very VERY unrealistic. It's hard to get them right when the eye placement needs to be perfect AND big and the#Nose and mouth are hella tiny. So usually when I've tried to draw anime it looks DOGWATER. So recently#I had some friends give me an anime character to practice the style with and ofc they picked yugi's dork ass with the hardest hairstyle eve#Anyways...not only did this take like four hours I was also playing fortnight the whole time while drawing...and#My DUMBASS colored in the right pupil instead of leaving it white ..anyways it actually doesn't look wonky so I'm kinda proud#Hope y'all like it#Talon.scribbles#yami yugi#yugioh#Yugi#Jeep.jeep#Traditional art#Anime#Illustration#artists on tumblr
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Crocoman has been on my mind lately and I had a realisation (what I have to admit is that my memory is shit, so the whole conundrum might be pointless, but) wet + Croco = bad times for our Sandman. So... If he slices up a man and in turn gets splashed by blood, does he just... nullifies his own power? You can smush or suffocate with sand, but Crocodile makes stabby weaponry from it too, stabby weaponry that I am reasonably sure is attached to his arm at times. Does he developed a combo of sucking the moisture off his victim right before it soaks him and makes him a sad soggy man?
He loves living right on the edge. Desk right in front of a huge glass window that is the only thing separating him from tons of water rushing in and ending his career? check (additional flex is that it'd take as little as one very motivated bonk from his bananawani to said window for that end to come). Close ranged, bloody fights that pose the very reasonable danger of getting soaked by blood? check. Our man fears nothing.
I mean from what we've seen, usually Crocodile uses his stabby-slicy attacks from a distance, while in close range it's usually either Sables to blast people off or Barján to dehydrate people, as seen here
Like Barján doesn't cut people, surely Crocodile could've used it to cut people instead if he wanted to, but no, it mummified the guards instead
So considdering our beloved Crocodile is a smart little boy, this all could be intentional, because yeah, if he did get splooshed with blood he would lose his Logia Invunerability at least until the blood would dry, and that would just be inconvenient
And that would make for a good combat tactic in general- mummify those in range, if you can't mummify them then nuke them with Sables, and if Sables only blasts them out of your range, well now you can use Desert Spada to slice 'em without getting moisturized. Like if this was a video game that'd make for a good gameplay loop
Also while it's only stated in canon he can absorb moisture with his hand, I wouldn't be surprised if Crocodile could also passively absorb moisture from his whole body (if just less efficiently). Like during Round 2 with Luffy he did get completely soaked but was able to turn back to sand soon again, so unless the Alabastan Heat was on Croc's side, surely he couldn't have dried that fast. Same for when he was covered partially in his own blood in Marineford, surely when Doflamingo decapitated him he would've actually died if his face was still wet with blood (though Oda forgot to draw the blood on that page so take that with a grain of salt lmao)
Really the only thing that doesn't seem to quite fit into his combat loop nicely is the Big Ol' Stabby Hook as you mentioned, because if anything's gonna make people bleed all over him, it's that, that's the thing (though he could just use the actual base of the hook to pummel people with and the hook is there because. It's a prosthetic.) (You know I did always wonder why Croc wanted to use the hook instead of the hidden blade because surely the blade would be more convenient for inflicting pain but, actually, yeah, the hook makes sense)
This all said, while it would be inconvenient for him I would like to see Crocodile get covered in blood more often, it looks good on him ❤️
#Asks#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#Did I kind of misread the original ask because I'm eepy#Yes#Can I be bothered to rewrite my response to be an actual response instead of an analysis of Croc's fighting style#No#I wrote all this shit I can not be bothered to redo it man#I even went and got that screencap for it#Also it's funny that you mention Crocodile not fearing anything because I was lowkey thinking about writing A Thing About That#IDK if I have enough Thoughts for a whole post though but the point was that#Like people do go off often about how Croc is willing to fight anyone and anything at the drop of a hat without giving a fuck#But we literally do see him get dunked on by Jozu just once and he immidiately gives up on fighting the guy#Like he tanks one (1) attack from the guy in Marineford and he takes it with relative grace#But he really does go ''awe hell naw I ain't dealing with that'' after getting attacked by Jozu and backs out#(Or would've if Doflamingo didn't wanna chat)#And we don't really even see him FIGHT anyone properly in Marineford#Like he exchanges a few blows here and there but there's no big fight with anyone in particular or anything#Even with Akainu he mostly just distracts the guy long enough for Luffy and Jinbei to escape#And we know he's smart. He doesn't rush into danger like a dumbass (see: Luffy) and always has like Things Planned Out#So really. Does he actually like to live as dangerously as people tend to assume. 'Cause I'm kind of starting to doubt it?#God I just wanna see him fight a bastard or two is that too much for me to ask
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ok but consider: Holly knew Will pretty much her whole life, he visits the Wheelers so often that he sometimes ends up helping Mike babysit her. and well little Holly loves him of course! he's always so kind and gentle and she loves and admires his art and so he always helps her to get better and he always compliments no matter what she draws and she just loves him so much!
so much that little Holly starts talking about how she's gonna marry him when she grows up.
and Mike ..well he's Mike ...so of course he's jealous. he knows it's stupid but also hey if Will is going to marry any Wheeler it's going to be him you little shit-
#this can be both pre-relationship and established byler#anyways it is a funny thought#will is so embarassed when she starts with it and when he finds out about Mike's jealousy he laughs at him and calls him an idiot#but then he gives him so many kisses until mike turns all red because he keeps pouting and whining#and god will just loves this dumbass so much#Mike: holly is my favorite sister i love her#Holly: i'm gonna marry Will when i grow up!#Mike: i want her gone-#alernative: when Holly gets older and understands more about this whole situation she realises how jealous it makes Mike#so she says it even more and becomes even more unbearable because she's Mike's and Nancy's sister so of course she can be a little shit too#mike wheeler#will byers#holly wheeler#byler#the wheeler siblings#i've been having a holly and her cool big bro mike brainrot these past few days#i need more of them
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TIL that my propensity for making squeaking/chirping sounds does, indeed, fall under vocal stimming
#I do it a lot towards people I trust to communicate that I'm feeling good/relaxed/safe around them#conversely when I'm overwhelmed in a bad way I go super quiet and I apparently visibly deflate/stop masking#So I figured I didn't have vocal stims because I'd always been taught those come about as a result of negative stress/BAD feelings!#Thank you Turbo fandom for helping me come to the realization that I've been misinformed about this for over a decade#Turns out I have my own version of a celebratory “TURBO-TASTIC!” and it's these silly birb-adjacent sounds#I don't really 'pick up' new stims from media#I'll just sometimes discover a new Fun Sound I Can Make and repeat that for a week or two before returning to my existing library of Noises#Last big one was something that sounded somewhat like a clown horn (way to self-report DUMBASS)#but right now I'm back to my usual array of chirps/squeaks/chortles and related vocalizations#The people I make these sounds at know that they indicate that I'm feeling good#I love being me (but you know what'd be even better? Being a dinosaur. That'd fuckin rock)#(I could make any sound I like and the scientists in charge of my habitat would love it)#silly
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finally did my goddamn dishes. and that wasn't all i managed to do today. fuck yeah.
had a meeting for thesis prep. bmv trip. rough plan for friday's discussion lecture. cooked dinner for the first time in like 3 weeks. read ~50 pages of academic text for 2 classes and a paper revision.
feels like i didn't do enough but. considering that yesterday i managed... going to classes and nothing else! and monday i was only capable of doing the required meetings i had, this is a pretty good day!
#it's been. a tough few weeks. i couldn't focus at all last week. only got work done on the weekend. yesterday was........ tough.#monday wasn't as rough but was equally exhausting#so! proud of myself that i got. stuff done. big stuff even!#started keeping a task/reward journal to help out too :)#so every night i'll write out some tasks that need to get done the next day#and as i finish them i check them off and give myself silly little stickers to track what i managed!#so i get like. 1 sticker per 10 pages read (bc i usually need a break every 10 or so pages rn) 1 sticker in a diff color for chores.#1 for teaching stuff (laying out a lecture plan/finishing the lecture/doing a dry run/doing the lecture) 1 for meetings etc etc#it's helping bc i have a dumbass brain that doesn't give me dopamine for completing tasks anymore#it all gets lumped into 'yeah i did the bare minimum bc that's what i need to do. that's not special-#-no reward for you! you didn't really *do* anything. just scraped bare minimum!'#turns out that's bad for you lmao to get No Rewards#so i have a journal now! so i have hard proof that shows that i've Done Shit.#and i think the last two weeks i've been 1. underfed 2. overtired and 3. on the verge of burnout#so i haven't been able to do much. but a major stressor is gone now! (the bmv trip...)#and it like. immediately lifted a veil from my brain. 0-60 in like 40 minutes flat.#i hadn't realized how stressed about that i'd even been. it was taking up so much of my brain's metaphorical CPU.#so i'm hoping tomorrow i'll be able to do what i was doing two weeks ago. just plugging along at my usual pace#instead of just barely dragging my carcass forward#so! anyway. update that was unasked for but you sure are getting#i fuckin did stuff today! fuck yeah!#it is now an hour past my bedtime i'm gonna crash tf out. bedtime. sleepytime. good night
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if i were to be so real w/ y'all for a sec... i think byan's bias would be jin. 🤔 yeah, jin for personality, yoongi for overall music style
#u know. in that hypothetical world i like to think about sometimes where oc's and their fc's both exist simultaneously.#yes i have actually thought about this ok bc of course i have. bts is one of my hyperfixations alright!!!!#and i think byan would unironically listen to their stuff. they'd for suuuuure be a big agust d fan.#I will die on this hill (no one is challenging me)!!!!!!#finally home. may play around with a few drafts or smth just bc my brain is still all 'aaaaaaaa!!!!!' but we'll see we'll see#anyway I'm gonna tag this as a shitpost but know that I'm deadly serious about this thank u#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.
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soooo. that new big time rush album huh
#how we feeling today rushers (。•̀ᴗ-)✧#also yes i've come back from the dead just to post abt this like. i owe this blog *this much* at least ykyk#anyway its like 3 in the morning here and ive just woken up after a vv long and exhausting day yesterday so this was a pleasant surprise :>#i haven't really listened to it in full yet bc idk adhd things but when the mood hits right y'all know i'll be VIBING#i never talked abt it but waves and can't get enough were great earworms so i'm excited to see how the rest of the songs will turn out#also hope everyone's doing well here on the btr side of tumblr hehe y'all been absolutely fed this year <3#is this gonna be allen's 2k23 tumblr comeback??? nah prob not i'm too in love with the fooo conspiracy atm but hey maybe also who knows 👀#(*heckler from the back of the audience* NO ONE CARES ABOUT U AND UR TRASH CONTENT IDIOT STFU FOREVER ACTUALLY!!!!!)#but yep. life has been fuck work has been a headache and so many unwanted tragic plot twists this year. but at least we got new btr lezzgo!#also happy pride month y'all!!! just saying this for absolutely no rhyme or reason related to this post at all wdym lmao ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯#okay thats all promise i'll shush now and it's time for old grampa to disappear into the darkest recesses of the internet yet again hejdååå#btr#big time rush#another life#album#stop it forever#lmao i hardly remember my dumbass blog tags;;; it's for the best hdbfkgk
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nothing quite like driving through town and seeing people on bikes, ON THEIR PHONE with airpods in, with no helmet on of course, to realize phones truly has made us fucking stupid
#if you do this: DON'T#seriously just don't#focus on the fucking road you are vulnerable and squishy#you can survive not being on your phone for a few minutes#you probably wouldn't survive a driver hitting you with their car#i get very frustrated with this because my dumbass 20 yr old brother does it and i'm scared shitless#he thinks he's invincible#when every month we hear a new story about the big roundabout where someone on a bike got hit and is dead/in a coma/broken in 1000 pieces#don't even get me started on people who are on their phones while driving#COMMON SENSE PEOPLE PLEASE
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2DAY I LAUGHED SO HARD I GIT THE HICCUPS FUCKMNG AGAIN AND I SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND YHEN I FUCKING TOPPLED OVER
#Average day for minty#Why am I so#Just like#Huh#I scream a lot irl#Yesterday man#Oh goodness#So I was in lunch line#Some dude came up to me was like#“can I get in front of you”#And he's seen my silliness so ofc my dumbass screamed “NOOO!!!”#and the guy went to the back of the line#And then soon after Miso (girl I'm friends with I've mentioned her before)#Was talking something idk#And then my dumbass was like#“where is Cuba on the map??????”#Cus idk where it is 😔#And the ho in front of me is Mr big Mac#So ofc his ass hada make fun of me#Asking “WHAT IS KOOBA?!?!???”#cus apparently I said it in my cuntry accent 😭#Yeah man#I feel bad for moony#AnD my throat#Cus I'm always screaming teehee#WAIT MOON WHEN YOU SEE YHIS#DID BIG HUSTLER G TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN S.S. TOADY#ALSO GUESS WHAT#A KID WAS A CAUGHT WITH A VAPE IN HIS POCKET BRO 😭😭😭😭
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"Listen, I don't actually got 'nythin' 'gainst Rowen. He takes good care 'a Morgan, makes 'em happy 'n all that, he's a pretty cool guy in gen'ral. No hard feelin's, I'd jus' already started it, so I had t' finish it."
#[Kadios -commentary-]#I'm still shaking my head at him#for being one of my most level headed and chill muses#he's also just a big dumbass sometimes orz
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Blue Devil #11
Well, no clarity on if Dan temporarily died again or not, but at least everyone here (except Dan) has some damned sense and is making sure his big blue ass goes to the hospital.
#fira reads Kid Devil#Dan Cassidy#Blue Devil#Marla Bloomberg#Dan you're a disaster#and all sorts of a dumbass#'I'm fine! It's just a cold!'#'Your big blue ass passed the fuck out and hit the floor! THAT'S NOT FINE!'
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seemingly the only way i can ever get into any new thing is if i spontaneously decide to watch/read it
#shut up danni's talking#in other news aloneintherain posted a welcome to demon school iruma-kun fanfic while i was sleeping#woke up the notification and thought huh well i don't wanna get up now so lemme boot up crunchyroll#i am now on season 2 ep 1#so that's fun!#and i would die for iruma - him and azz are deffo gay#my angel clara is either lesbian or she's aro lesbian and i can't decide which i like better so shrug#but that girl eiko is ABSOLUTELY bi honestly she's like my fave side character#uh big buff and dumb blonde is also a favourite of mine#he's so passionate abt the demon king and stuff and i cackled when he found out the demon king club was full of nerds#and yet he IMMEDIATELY without a single second of hesitation joined and like MAD respect i adore him#ameri is also cool but she is absolutely demiromantic with a romantic soul and i ship her w eiko#but man the relationship between iruma and his grandpa is so sweet???;;#i wanted to melt at the festival and the other classmates were like oh man bet you're the pride of your family iruma and he was like#YEAH I LOVE GRANDPA AND OPERA#i wanted to cry#also the fact that iruma puts his hair up in a ponytail when exercising is my absolute favourite thing#and is definitely a key reason why i think he's one of my faves i'm always weak when a character can have a small ponytail#anyways just letting y'all know and when i finish watching the anime fingers crossed my dumbass brain will let me comprehend the manga#idk HOW i managed to comprehend the mha manga way back when but hopefully it'll work this time too#i have a feeling that a lot of the fandom is weighted towards the manga spoilers rather than the anime which is fair#also i THOUGHT crunchyroll had messed up bc i was sure i had three more episodes left of season one and i did#when i finished s2 ep1 it tried to make me watch s3 ep1 which like no thank you#so now im gonna have to go back and be confused rip
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