#ALSO GUESS WHAT

[brionbroadway]

something overtakes jacob when he plays mario that's a sight to behold. real bounce on the baby, piss on the burger energy in the latest drawfee stream.

[semisolidmind]

I came back to see your PFP is a colour palette. What the heck Tumblr ????

yep. i got no response for the appeal i sent in yesterday either. not sure how long those are supposed to take, but im gonna keep sending them in until something happens.

[watery-melon-baller]

past me would be rolling in her fucking grave if she found out that present me is the kind of math nerd who loves doing calculus

[a-bisexual-teenager]

You ever just shout a couple words at yourself in another language because you are learning that language and keep making mistakes and you think shouting the mistakes at yourself will help enforce them and then you realize that anyone who speaks that language would think you were crazy for saying the most mundane sentence like that with probably terrible pronunciation but it’s okay because you are whisper shouting in the privacy of your own home

[uchitabletop]

if you're seeing this message, remember to go buy one of our t-shirts <3 form link is in the discord server!

[fanby-fckry]

That’s because sex store employees are braver than any US Marine I mean Army recruiter.

Ok that’s a joke, but in all seriousness, wtf America? “rEsPeCt OuR tRoOpS” Maybe fucking pay them??? Where is all that military spending going, guys? ‘Cause it doesn’t look like the fucking soldiers are seeing any of it.

Also, that’s like $2 per hour more than I made working at fucking Walmart, and no matter how much I joke about that place being hell, it’s obviously not on the same level as potentially being placed in an actual fucking war zone.

Fucking Christ, step the fuck up, America.

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

*hysterically hyperventilating* I I I I I WAS SO MEAN I WAS SO MEAN IM SORRY I LOVE YOU ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

you're so silly

you weren't mean at all

no need to be sorry <333

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[cakegatedisaster]

Babes thoughts on this version of jason?

Honestly loving the white part of his hair. It looks like claw marks desperately trying to drag back jason into his grave again

I like it more as an aesthetic appearance, where the details are meant to reflect something about his character, than as an actual 'look'

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[affixjoy]

My darlings, my loves, my fellow weirdos, I am begging you all to REST after you have covid.

I know it is very hard, and our society asks you to get back up and running at full speed as soon as possible, before you’re even done testing positive even.

But please my friends, please rest.

If you push too hard too fast you might be sicker for longer, you might be doing long lasting damage to yourself.

So please my beautiful nerds, take care of yourselves and REST.

[siriusblacklftv]

hey yall it's been a minute !! i would like to announce that i still fall in love way too easily and it's a problem

[elbiotipo]

I still think we should celebrate Kissinger's death even if he didn't face justice and lived a confortable life, just so that everybody knows what a piece of shit he was, just so that when some Great Stateman like I don't fucking know Biden tries to eulogize him he is flooded with insults and mockery y quede bien para el culo, so that nobody can even PRETEND he had any worth, millions should celebrate he's fucking dead and this is how he will be remembered, as an imperialist criminal hated all over the world with no redeeming qualities, none should be able to even pretend he was some some great man except for the magnitude of his crimes