#I’ve had this picture for a while

[indycarnocontext]

[quibbs126]

Now I may not personally subscribe to the idea, but you know, Megatron now having golden horns in this Megabull form is not helping Bumblebee beat the “child of divorce” allegations

Assuming this is supposed to be Megatron and not a separate character. I mean I hope it’s the same guy

[ahli-stuff]

an excerpt from tell me we do not live in vain by valleykey

[nerd-with-a-fun-permit]

GOD IT GOES SO HARD

[uchiha-gaeshi]

Does anyone else automatically size themselves up with people their age and look for ways that you’re inferior to them? Just me? Ok….

[dumb-djarin]

“Made the right choice then.”

Fanart of @yeyinde ‘s cyber-Price from Neon Medusa !!! I intended to render this fully but I got sick so this hardline version will have to do 😭 pls pretend something visually stimulating is happening in the background I got halfway through this drawing and realized I don’t know how to draw backgrounds OR men so

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Skeletons from a closet at my school

[deathsmallcaps]

I work as the person in an amusement park who watches the children who get lost. Here’s some advice. This also applies to any mentally disabled adults that are under your care. Keep in mind that many places will not look for a minor ages 13-17 unless it is close to closing or they are disabled, as corporate considers it a strain on resources and employee use.

1. Teach them your phone number. Best gift you can give them. I’m not supposed to have my phone out at work but I can cut down dependent’s being-lost-time by probably 400% if I can contact you. It also assures the children That We Are Doing Something and that They Are Helpful and Smart. If your dependent has a poor memory, apparently writing your phone number in sharpie and then covering it in nail polish makes it stay all day, even if they’re sweaty or getting in the water. I haven’t tested this but I’ve heard a lot of moms recommend it. I’ve also seen bracelets with little plates or the beads saying the phone number.

Addendum: your dependent may tell you that they know your phone number, but they actually only know your passcode. True story. This summer has been a lot better, but last summer exactly one child the entire season knew his mom’s phone number.

2. Acknowledge that dependent’s memories are faulty, especially in new places. If you tell them to meet you in X spot or that your stuff is all in Y place, they may not remember where it is or remember how to get there.

3. All dependents, but especially little ones, have shit time sense. They might find your stuff, wait there for a minute or two, and truly believe that they’ve been there for an hour. Half the small kids that are brought to me are ones who *know* where their stuff is, but haven’t seen an adult they know personally in 5 minutes, so they’re going to panic.

4. Don’t take naps!!! And don’t let your dependent go anywhere you can’t go or at least go where you catch them at the end!!! Yes you’re staring at the play structure your dependent entered, but can you see them? No? Then there’s a good chance they went elsewhere. So many of the littler kids that are brought to me are brought by genuine, good-hearted strangers who see lost children and take them by the hand. Away from the spot you’re napping in front of/staring vaguely at.

5. This might just be something from my work, but we will not call dependent’s descriptions over the loudspeaker. This is because if an asshole were to see your dependent, hear the description, know it’s a lost dependent, and decide to steal it, they can then use the excuse, “I know where your guardian is! Come with me!” And then lead them out of the park or toss the dependent over their shoulder. Do you know how many crying and screaming dependents leave the location every day? A lot!!! We’re a fun location!!! We’re not going to know if the dependent is screaming because they don’t want to leave or if a stranger is taking them away. We might call the description over the loudspeaker if it’s past closing time and the dependent still isn’t found. But before that, we will only report it over secure radios across the park.

6. Tell a park worker right away. Preferably someone with a radio. Even if you spot the dependent within the next minute, that means the dependent will have less being-lost time. Especially if we already have the dependent with, you guessed it, me. Also please tell us when you find the dependent.

7. Take a picture of your depdendent at the start of the day! That way security guards can have a good idea of what to look for. One mother told me her daughter was blonde and showed me a picture. Her hair color looked brown to me, but then I knew what to look for in the crowd.

8. Keep at least one person in your group in one spot at all times, especially if you don’t have access to your phone or forgot to give out your phone number to the guards. That way they can find you if they pick up the dependent. If you are the only person in your group, then PLEASE stay in one place or at least stay with ONE security guard. It sucks for the dependent if they can’t find you right away even if the both of you are looking for each other and a guard is helping them. You are NOT helping if you panic and run around. And keep your goddamn phone on you and answer calls from unknown numbers!!!!! God. This is a good time to do that.

9. If you lose your dependent in an attraction like the lazy river at a water park, and you have that ONE person staying in place, then this is what you can do with 1+ mobile people.

A. If only one person can be spared to be mobile, have them pick a spot and stay right there, watching the river go by. Eventually, if the dependent is in the river, they’ll go by.

B. If you have two people that can be mobile, both start at the same place in the river and go opposite directions. If you meet up again without spotting the dependent, well, they’re not there.

C. If you have more than 2 people, you can do B but also station different adults at the lazy river entrances/exits.

10. Don’t blame the dependent! Even if they ran away and/or are pissy that you’re upset once you all reunite, trust me, there’s a 99% chance they’re upset too. Yes, this is a good time to have a serious conversation with them. Yes, if this is a repeated problem, and/or you warned them you’d leave the park if this occurred, you should not back down. But also - they’re dependents. They’re not stupid, and they should be told consequences and dangers so they can make good decisions, but they will never have the adult/guardian perspective that you do. Be kind.

Also please for my sake teach them if they’re brought to someone like me, that it’s THEIR job to be safe and listen to me while us park workers look for you. It’s YOUR job to find the dependent, not the dependent’s job to find you. I had a six year old little girl genuinely toddler-howl at me because she wanted to go look for her mom. I’ve never before heard a kid her age howl like that. I can trick kids out of crying 9/10 times but howling came as a surprise lmao. I think I can manage it now that I’ve experienced it but damn.

Also make sure those kids are DRINKING. Being in a water park is NOT the same as drinking water. They should be drinking every 15 minutes at LEAST, I am NOT kidding.

Also if I call you to tell you your kid is here, please don’t call or text me back after you have the kid. I’m sure other places have phones for these types of things but the only one I have is my personal phone. And I am happy to get the kid off my hands and into your arms, but I’m using my personal phone so plz. Don’t call me back. Absolutely call me if you need directions to my ‘office’ in the park. Don’t call or text me after. I have stories about that hoo boy but this post is already long.

[its-rat-time-babey]

Ultrakill Headcanon:

V1’s blood absorbing armour plating, and V1 as a whole, has one major weakness.

All machines with the possible exception of some very old models like the Gutterman can self repair, in or out of combat, but that it a lot of power and by extension blood to do, especially if they’re trying to repair damage quickly, and for most machines refueling is something that is best done out of combat, since most refueling processes involve talking blood from whatever source they can find (usually a corpse or something), opening a fuel port somewhere on their body and pouring the blood in. Even for some of the most advanced machines it’s a moment where they simply CANNOT be in combat, because it’s time consuming and distracting enough for it be deadly if something else gets the drop on them.

A major point of V1 is that their thin armour plating absorbs any fresh blood spilled on it so they can refuel and repair themselves mid-combat, skipping the process of having to extract blood from a corpse and “drink” it while leaving yourself open to attack. HOWEVER, the major problem comes in the phrase “fresh blood”.

V1 can absorb blood through their armour, but that blood NEEDS to be fresh. If the blood is left to sit for even the slightest bit too long, if it gets the chance to coagulate, even for a few seconds, it gets too thick for V1 to absorb. They could still fuel themselves with it, any machine could, but since V1 doesn’t have a fuel port of any kind they NEED to take in blood through their plating.

That’s why they can’t heal from blood taken from corpses or any of the decorative rivers of blood seen in the Prelude or the blood fountains in Heresy, it’s too stale and thickened for their Plating to take it in. V1 needs the blood to either be fresh from a living thing and absorbed almost immediately, or fresh from a machine that’s already been using the blood for power and has effectively “refreshed” it by doing so, also absorbed immediately.

Leave a machine in a room full of corpses and it’ll last a good while refueling itself off the corpses until it either runs out or the blood rots and decays to the point where it’s completely unusable, depending on the machines fuel efficiency. Leave V1 in a room full of corpses and they’ll run out of power extremely quickly in comparison because they physically cannot get the abundant fuel all around them into their fuel tank.

[monkee-mobile]

my brain after finding two monkees records i already have: oh my GOD!! the store owner should give me those free because I already HAVE THEM and the ONES I HAVE ARE IN BETTER CONDITION.

like sorry brain. this man does not care about your record collection. he’d only care about it if you were SELLING IT TO HIM.

[skelly-bean]

[rashfcrd]

oh my god found another of my mum’s recipe books and it has her biryani recipe,well at least the masala she used to make for it

[bagadew]

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INSULINDIAN PHASMID??!!

[theblackqueen-ofmyheart]

The worst part of using the names of people you know for your characters is if you have a falling out with one of them and now you can’t change the character’s name because it’s theirs now. And you can’t change their personality because that just doesn’t work for the story. Pain in the ass.

[calciferstims]

jesus fucking christ the vibes on the main blog are atrocious rn. can I hang out with you guys for a while 🥺🥺

[what-even-is-sleep]

Can people on the internet stop actively wishing for others to die 😭😭 like are you fucking kidding me