#I’ve def already blogged this but dude they are so cute and I love your art

[batarangsoundsdumb]

yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

[astralkoo]

I love your work! Do you have any JJK or Jimin fanfics to recommend to us, besides yours? (I've read all of it at least 10x each lol)

First of all thank you so much, you’re an angel and I’m so so so so incredibly happy you enjoy my writing 🥺❤️ second of all do I ever!!!!!!! I’ve never made a fic rec list before so bear with me:

JJK

One Shots ;

Kiss it Better by @jincherie

(okay literally everything written by jincherie is amazing I am obsessed w her hybrid/supernatural fanfics, I’d definitely recommend you check those out but cheerleader jk wearing a FREAKING SKIRT just does something to me. And it’s so cute and funny and adorable and you just will absolutely love the all of the characters)

Bite Me by @jeonsweetpea

(where do I even begin? Vampire reader? Masochist Guk? How do I express my love for this one shot? I do not know. But I love it, very much and highly HIGHLY recommend. I’ve read it so many times it’s not even funny at this point. And it’s still one of my favorites ever.)

Euphoria by @jeonsweetpea

(I have a massive weak spot for anything android I think that is so freaking cool and this one shot was so good!!!!! Subby Android Jungkook is just heaven for me okay, like my wet dream. Sorry was that TMI? whatever, check out this one shot!!!)

Deal by @vinterjeon

Hopping Mad For You by @readyplayerhobi

(This is the fic that made me realize that all I needed in my life was bunny guk and I high highly recommend reading it (if you haven’t already) bc it is sososososoos adorable and guk is the most precious human/bunny ever to exist and I love it with all my heart)

Little Wolf, Pretty Wolf, Your Wolf by @readyplayerhobi

Knock Out by @gamerguk

(I remember seeing the teaser for this and being so excited and checking back every day for the full fic to be posted and then it was and all of my expectations were exceeded and I absolutely loved it oh my god it’s so funny and sexy and yes I recommend.)

Baby Boy by @gukptune

(this is one of the first guk fics I read on here so I have a soft spot for it :(( plus I love it and guk is adorable and sub guk is even cuter thank you and goodnight.)

Gold Rush by @nochugguk

Cardboard Castle by @kittae

(the image of jungkook sucking a popsicle has been burned into my head and haunting me ever since I’ve read this fic. and also I want to build a fort and cuddle w him in it. The perfect sexy cute combination.)

Dumbo by @cinnaminsvga

(this fic is wild bro, the reader is crazy bold and I love it and jk has nipple piercings and I can’t get that image out of my head it’s so sexy oh my god.)

Wintervale by @fantasybangtan

(ohhhhhhhhh my goddddddd I loved this one shot so muchhhhhhh it was so sexy and well written and ugh. Again, subby jk so I love it, thank you very much. It’s part of a series, and I’d definitely recommend you check out Taehyung’s pirate au too which is also phenomenal.)

Stay In Your Lane by @luxekook

(oh my goddddddd bratty kook is a big yes!!!!!! and this fic portrays that so well and I love love love it!!!)

Series/Multiple Parts ;

Freak-Quency by @gukslut [ Companion Piece : Boots ]

(he spits in your mouth and you punish him and it’s one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read and I love it and oh my god yes + plus rockstar!guk is just something else yum)

To Tame a God by @vinterjeon

(holy fcking shit, this series is just *chefs kiss* immaculate in words I can’t even begin to describe. I’m a btch for a good werewolf au and the fact that kookie is a bit of a sub? yessir thank you very much plz check this out it’s one of my favorite series ever)

Bunny Troubles by @appreciatethefoolishness

(this fic is so freaking cute I can’t handle it. Bunny!guk and Sub!guk tied into one is almost too much for me to handle on its own but wrapped up in this adorable fic is just UGH you know?)

Bitchin’ by @kinktae

Flesh & Blood by @kinktae

(okay jungkook is literally a freaking zombie how sick is that? I loved Warm Bodies (both the book and the movie) so I love this series!!! It’s cute, funny, smexy and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it!)

The Doms Next Door by @tatertotthethot (ft. Tae)

(okay hear my out. I usually do not read dom!bts fanfic bc I prefer subby boys over dom boys, I don’t know why that’s just how my mama made me. But this fanfic— holy— oh my god how do I even— it’s so phenomenally written and so enrapturing and engaging that it just completely pulls you into the plot and you become invested and intrigued and holy fuck it’s so sexy and I really did like reading it a lot so even if you’re not so into dom!bts I’d say give this a chance and see what you think!)

Secrets of Silk by @nochugguk

(y’all wanna talk about camboy guk? Because I do. And this fic is freaking immaculate. I read it a while ago so I don’t remember too many specific details but dude, I remember just being hooked and absolutely loving it.”

Felicity by @nochugguk

For Science by @boymeetsweevil

(ugh I love love this series, it funny and cute and sexy and the perfect amount of messy and I def recommend checking it out!!!!)

If your into sub guk please check out @namsjunies fics, just all of them bro HERE is the link to their masterslist

PJM

One Shots ;

While You’re At It by @aureumjeon

(dudeeeee I remember seeing the teaser for this and getting hooked immediately!!! And then I read the actual fic and it was so freaking good!!!!! Pool Boy Jimin is something to behold, I must say.)

Florezco by @honeymoonjin

(this one shot is just so pretty. It is so freaking pretty. There is something so rhythmic and beautiful about the way it was written, the words and language used. The descriptions are beyond astounding. The plot as well is so amazing, you can see through every little interaction how their relationship grows and developed and it is so beautiful.)

Diary of a Bodyguard by @kernelmeow

Series/Mutiple Parts ;

Good Boy by @btssmutgalore

(if I’m going to talk about sub jimin, I’m going to talk about the Good Boy series, I mean come on that’s just a given. This series just— yes. The character development, the relationship growth, the ridiculously well written plot, just all of it. It’s an amazing read through and through and a definite must read!!!)

Handyman by @drquinzelharleen (ft. Tae)

(ohmygod I love this series so much. Jimin yum, reader is a boss bitch, the sex is right up my alley but it also has plot with ups and downs and I very much enjoyed reading it and perhaps (more than likely) you will too.)

Timid by @jincherie

(I melt every time. It’s so sweet, so cute, freaking tooth rotting. Jiminie is so precious and lovable and shy and I am so weak for him it’s actually not even funny. If you want cute hybrid jiminie, this is the fic to read, I swear you won’t regret it.)

Blood Rank by @gukptune

Baby, Baby by @hobiwonder (ft. Tae)

(bro, the relationship between Tae, Minnie, and the reader is just— wow. The development between the three is incredible and oh my goddd its amazing.)

Between Other Worldly Creatures by @btsjeonjazz (ft. Tae)

JJK + PJM

Humanity by @bts-trash-blog

(these hybrid babies are so precious bro I swearrrrr this fic gave me a roller coaster of emotions and I can’t wait for more parts to come out!!!)

Peach Blossoms by @pasteljeon

Abundance by @angelicyoongie

(okay, I know this is technically OT7 but oh my god, you wanna talk about one of the best hybrid fics I have ever read??????? It is so incredibly well written and the boys are a mess but an adorable lovable mess and guk is so cute and jiminie is a little shit but damnit I love it and I am so excited for when everything falls into place and they’re happy and lovey and sorry I am getting ahead of myself but if you haven’t read it already, it’s a must read.)

[kinkymagnus]

thoughts on alec? since this is mainly a magnus blog i guess i'm curious.

kfjlkfgjd thanks for resending sorry tumblr’s a bitch ily

eh i feel like generally i talk mostly about magnus bc Every Other Blog (not literally obviously but like, in general) talks about Only Alec just like…..24/7

so while i like him fine, he’s like, mostly Magnus’s Love Interest on my blog lghjflgkhjfgh but honestly just generally while i do like him i honestly don’t find him that….interesting, individually, i guess? i mean he’s not quite boring, but he’s not a character i really relate to

so the reason i don’t really write alec-centric stuff is like. 1. i just don’t find him as interesting (although i’ve had a few ideas, they’ll likely never be published thanks to…) 2. Spite

aka the alec stans suck. the Alec Stans™ to be clear, the ones who suck, not everyone who likes alec. but like, yeah

anyway let’s not just talk salt and me being petty, despite alec being not my fave i can afford to answer one (1) ask without my entire blog crumbling down and revealing i’ve been an alec stan this whole time without me even knowing it

ok so alec headcanons i guess

1. alec was a chatty kid. not what you’d think, right? but then like, he was taking care of izzy, bc she’s his baby sister and Protective, and jace wasn’t really the type to listen to him. like, ever. alec would suddenly realize jace hadn’t been listening the whole time pretty much every time he tried to have a conversation with him or talk about things he was interested in, even when he listened when jace talked about his latest crush or whatever he was interested in. alec started abruptly going quiet before his sentence was finished, and jace didn’t seem to notice or was just like oh good you’re finally done talking, here’s what i was gonna say. eventually alec gives up. he still talks to izzy but she’s so little it’s a lot slower paced and he usually pays more attention to her than what he wants to say bc Baby Sister. by the time izzy’s old enough to like, properly, hold a conversation (she is also pretty chatty) alec’s already gone a lot quieter. by the time we see him, he basically doesn’t initiate conversation on things he’s interested in that aren’t work-related. he does still sometimes talk to izzy, but it’s hard to get the words out and get everything sounding right, so he gets annoyed with himself. it doesn’t come as easy anymore.

and not to show my magnus stan roots but magnus is kind of similar, albeit way less clear cut, he tends to ramble and talk a lot about his special interests only to shut himself up when he realizes he’s definitely boring whoever he’s talking to (he isn’t, necessarily, but after enough times being told to shut up when you get excited you believe everyone wants you to shut up.) and then he was trying to keep up the whole classy unaffected stylish “def not an adorkable disaster bi nerd, i am dangerous deadly unaffected lothario man who has never even heard of star trek or whatever” facade, and rambling about whatever interested him didn’t really fit that. so he retreated more into himself, too. he did have his friends to talk to, but catarina is so busy and he doesn’t want to bother her and raphael doesn’t want to hear his foolish old dad ramble on, does he, and ragnor–he’d always put up with magnus’s babble, and listened, but magnus felt like he was boring him and then ragnor was–well.

anyway so to united these, then, they met each other. and it takes a while, but they get comfortable with each other. magnus goes on a long ramble about a potion he’s been trying to get just right and then cuts himself off, embarrassed, and apologizes for probably boring alec, and alec’s like what? no, that was really interesting, i was listening, can you explain the thing with the mandrake root? and magnus is like…oh.. (also side note: magnus is incredibly cute when rambling about things he’s interested in, he waves his hands a lot and his eyes are all excited and warm and he’s so lively, and clearly passionate, that it’s engaging and pulls you in. like a really good professor. and sometimes he starts talking about something way above most people’s heads without realizing how Smart he is, but if you ask him to clarify he’s like, totally non-condescending and explains it in creative and understandable way????? sorry im in love with adhd magnus thanks to someone anyway)

and then vice versa, alec slowly feels more comfortable talking about things that interest him, like a book he’s been reading and how it’s so fucking stupid the heroine went for the “blonde bad boy” when he’s such a dick to her, or whatever, like it starts as an angry rant about something but before he can cut himself off he realizes magnus is listening. like, actually listening. and like, if it’s appropriate, magnus will ask questions, engage in what alec’s talking about, and alec finds himself getting better at putting to words what he means and magnus is never mean about it, always patient and understanding

2. as a kid alec read romance novels. cheesy shitty fun romance novels. especially the ones that are like, written by women (or better, queer people, but that’s later) and aren’t weird? you know what i mean? and he loved them. romance was something young alec dreamed of a lot, even if he tried to ignore how he preferred tall, dark, and handsome to the main character, or the kind man the heroine fell in love with to the heroine herself. he hid trashy romance novels like most teen boys his age (including jace) hid porn magazines or whatever. he eventually maybe found some queer lit, but he didn’t dare to bring those back to the institute, instead choosing to go to the library the few times he had free time to sneak out (aka when he wasn’t working, sleeping, training, or watching izzy and jaces’ backs when they snuck out to clubs and shit.

also: 3. also i stand by the fact that alec wasn’t in denial about being gay. he wasn’t repressed, he knew exactly what he wanted and who he was, he just didn’t think it was possible for him to be with a man and be happy. 

4. alec isn’t a sweet innocent baby boy!!!! he’s seen porn, he knows how sex works, he’s masturbated, and honestly i know the show said otherwise but i find it hard to believe he never once fooled around even a little bit. just a little bit. no actual dating? not hard to believe at all. even being a “virgin” despite how outdated and terrible the concept is, not unbelievable. plenty of “normal” people reach college-age without ever having had sex, let alone shadowhunters raised to be demon-fighting soldiers. but like. look. he has the Energy. alec….Alec Fucks. also just something about the whole like, his siblings are always sneaking off to clubs and he follows them to watch their backs (is this canon or just common fanon? i honestly don’t remember) just screams to me hey, he may or may not have made out with an adventurous seelie or a mundane with eyes. or maybe a blowjob or a handjob, who knows. i’m JUST SAYING. i know this isn’t canon but i don’t care. alec lightwood has seen a dick

5. alec is ridiculously protective of people he loves. especially family (both in the sense of literal family like izzy, and family in the sense of “making your own family” like magnus) like he’d kill for them, he’d die for them, he’d live forever for them,

6. alec can and will become immortal for magnus. and not just literally only for magnus, for himself as well–like he doesn’t have to spend the rest of his life being a tool for the clave, he can work for better relations between downworlders and shadowhunters, and like accords that aren’t shitty, and he can be more than just another soldier or even head of the institute, he can be more and have time to actually spend time on himself, like it doesn’t have to be training-work-protect his siblings-sleep-training, and then one day he gets married and has kids and dies. he can actually experience the world, do things he enjoys, spend time with his husband, and most of all, he can spend the rest of his life with magnus bane, the love of his life, his husband, someone he loves so much. he can make sure magnus’s heart doesn’t get broken again by falling in love only to lose him. they get their happy ending, you know???? we stan

7. alec would be a great dad i dont know what to tell you he just would be 

8. one of the first kinks alec realized he really had like. with magnus. was office sex. yes im a slut what about it

this is bc he was minding his own business, doing paperwork at his desk, and magnus maybe sent a flirty text and alec was like mm i want to fuck him right now. and then he was staring at his desk thinking mm i want to bend him over this desk, sweep all this paper off the desk and rip off his clothes, take off his panties last and then lick his pussy until he’s begging for me to fuck him then press his chest down against the desk and fuck him until he screams. maybe i could tie his wrists behind his back with a tie. like i’m his boss? oh my god magnus in a secretary outfit. shit. he gets no work done that day. it’s just a rabbit hole of one thought to another until he’s like. sitting there hard and unable to focus on his work bc the mental image of magnus bent over in a skirt over his desk keeps playing his mind and he doesn’t want to do this paperwork he’d much rather be doing his husband.

9. alec loves making out with magnus on the couch like they’re just chilling and watching a movie and cuddling and alec loves to pull magnus into his arms and just make out. like literally not even “this ends in sex and gets hot and heavy” literally just magnus in his arms. and they kiss a lot. it’s soft and warm and relaxing tbh

10. magnus!!! and alec!!! cuddling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they both love it!!!!!! they’re both lowkey touch-starved!!!!!!

11. alec’s a dom top and that’s that my dudes

[gendryatrash]

Do u have any gendrya fanfic recs

There are a lot of talented people in the Gendrya fandom we are literally so blessed with content and for that I’ll recommend fics from some of my fave authors because they’re all awesome

Real or Not Real by aurorasparrow (moonofmylife88) 

This is such a good hunger games x gendrya fic that i never knew i needed until i read it. It’s such a good one shot that sometimes I remember this randomly while I’m doing something else and I just get sad because that’s how awesome this fic is and I’m a sucker for stories that break my heart in a good way.

Also you can check out @gendryxaryatrash for more fics coming from this author because she is amazing. She’s been my mutual for so long and all the fics she had written are my favorites.

The Hiding Place & A Nice Oak Tree by azulaahai

I’m gonna recommend you two fics from this author because I absolutely adore her fics. The first one is a Hogwarts AU and this is so cute just imagine gendry and arya in hogwarts being two dorks. 11/10 would recommend.

The second link is a collection of drabbles and let me just share that everytime I see Emma post a drabble, I instantly smile because I know it’s gonna be great.

Check out Emma’s blog @lastofthegiants​ for more gendrya goodness :)

No Middle Ground by Dark50ul

If you’re looking for a fic that includes different POVs just like asoiaf then this is perfect for you. Gendry gets his very own POV and it’s amazing so far. It’s a work in progress but don’t worry because the author already tagged this as a gendrya fic. I specifically love how well-written this fic is that it reminded me of how i felt when I read asoiaf way back.

Shoutout to my friend who wrote this @dark5oul! This cool dude got mad talent

That’s Just the Way that We Remain by pagesandcastles

This fic answers the prompt, 5 times Gendry saw Arya Stark truly smile, which I sent to @iamtinyfightme and this is so cute go ahead and read it!!! It won’t disappoint and would surely give you the giggles

Your Girlfriend by fineosaur

Your Girlfriend is such an entertaining read that it got me out of my fic reading hiatus. It’s still ongoing but the author always updates and if you want to find out how gendry and arya navigates through life with the whole craziness of Edric/Ned and their family then you should def check this out!

You can also find the author here on tumblr @fineosaur :)

Morning and Night by nocturneblack

I’ve read this fic way back and I can still remember how it made me feel because it’s that awesome. It’s composed of different drabbles and for someone who’s a sucker for short but sweet fics, im in love with how the author wrote each one of these. It would definitely make you feel all sorts of feels, get ready for a wild ride of emotions 

[tellywoodtrash]

bepannaah 19.03.18 lb

right. let’s do this. entertain me, ridiculously good looking ppl.

oh fuck what, is this a one hour show? please tell me it’s just for the first ep, coz i’ve already lost interest if this is a one hour daily. i don’t have the strength to keep up with this kinda bs.

god, it’s unfair how pretty this girl is. honestly.

seems like has god has compensated by giving her a real besuraaa voice tho. bb girl, pls stop.

oh god she’s one of those ‘aaaap’ and ‘hum’ ppl.

also weirdly codependent on her husband for weird shit like remembering song lyrics? ok???????

what exactly is this hot mess that she’s making???? somewhere in an alt universe, omkara singh oberoi’s chest hurts from the violation of “art” that’s happening here.

lel “hum aapka jhoot hamesha pakad lete hai” foreshadowingggggggg

hubba hubba who this mancakeeeee. chehra dikhaa jaanemann!

haaaaaaaaaaye his puppy eyes. such cyooot.

hmmmmmm this one’s wife is sick of playing mom to him within 3 minutes of show starting.

… is she not wearing a blouse????

ok no i see flashes of it.

lmao this pettyass child, threatening to go to a different continent, just so he can get chain ki neend.

why is she in such a panicccccc coz she can’t find yash??? aadmi hai, billi toh nahi, jo darwaaza khula chod diya toh kho jaayega.

god what a motley crew of nonsense naukar??

ok fwding this stupid comedy bit about her “art”

lo aa gaaya gareebon ka varun dhawan.

actually he looks like lovechild of varun dhawan and vatsal sheth. and naman shaw. (remember him???) or something.

here this actual man child is still sulking. now over toothpaste or some shit.

wow his mom just sauntered right into the loo. like, do ppl in tellywood just not have any issues with walking into the loo when someone else is there or what? i’d scream the fucking house down.

great he forgot her bday. idiot.

oh he’s arnav singh raizada type - making a habit of forgetting every year. baaad husband! bad!

the dubbing of this ep is realllly off and it’s bothering me.

he filmyyyy. lol. i like.

ooooooh. diaryyyyyyyyy. this is gonna come in play laterrrrrrr.

“bachpan se teri diary dekhta aa raha hoon”

oh ho, they’re bachpan ke saathi and all that. interesting.

damn girl, loook guiltierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

also, writing your secrets in a diary is the dumbest shit ever? like, why would you leave a paper trail, so easy to access? its 2018, put it on a private blog or some shit.

ok he didn’t read it. but he’s gonna. you just wait, he gonna read that thing before her body goes cold.

pooja is a scorpio forsho. hella relate to her secretive, none-of-your-damn-business ways.

oh greatttttttttt, he’s another omkara singh oberoi with the whole I HATE LIES bs

god, this woman is still hung up on her bhaddaaaa sa sculpture thing.

lol her hubs is like plz, no more. lord give the spouses of “artists” patience, coz honestly, they’re tiresome af.

he’s also an aap hum dude. i think i like aditya’s way of talking better.

yeah that i love you of his rang realllllllllllll hollow.

oh ho ho. zoya here is stealing tricks from the shivaay singh oberoi book of romance, holi chapter.

“zoya mere kapde gande ho jayenge.” “toh phir utaar dijiyega.”

OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAP I LIKEEEEEEEEEE.

damn, she just insinuated getting dirrrrrty and then cleaning up together later.

YEAH GIRL. BE SEX POSITIVE AND TAP THAT BOOTY.

i mean, i’d rather you tap that other one’s fine booty, but abhi ke liye yeh bhi chalega.

smartphones are a curse upon modern day relationships.

… bro you’re indian. you don’t get dubai visa that easily in spur of moment. you gotta apply for that shit in advance. go to qatar. visa on arrival for indians these days.

oh that was HER mom, not his???? that makes the bathroom intrusion even weirder and creepier. like damn saasumaa, boundaries.

LMAO HE CUTE AF

oh ho, hint of financial issues. he borrows money from her? she’s the richer one? interestinggggg.

she’s an artist too? what exhibition???

god he’s sooooooooo cute. also their little head tilt thing was adorbs. i def like these two as a couple better.

why is she so uncomfortableeeee with him? this is not the face you make when a husband this hot is attempting to feel ya up. girl you shady affff.

yuppppppp she def has some resentment at him not growing tf up.

ooooooooh "mujhse zyaada tumhe koi pyaar nahi karega!!!!" and all. and pooja seems hella uncomfy. which is fair. these kinda statements are really not as romantic as they’re supposed to seem. they’re more a statement of ownership than love.

at this point i gotta say, i relate with pooja the most in this show so far, and i’m hella sad she gonna be dead soon.

zoya, i get your disappointment and all, but you clingy and whinyyyy af girl.

why is he shaving out in the open? do you ppl not have a bathroom?

gareebon ka varun dhawan thinks being a good husband is listening to wife complain about the naukar. cool. cool cool cool. i hate brown dudes.

gift!

damn girl, calm down. it’s a ring. not cash. i always prefer cash.

oh ho wrong size. pooja size? huhuhuhuhu.

LMAO HE’S SO UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU SHADY FUCK.

damn adi-pooja’s house is huuuuge af. like, they’re not oberoi rich, but definitely hellla fucking rich.

omnious kadamon ka sound. tension-inducing elderly male figure is making entry. is he dad or sasur????

oh this guy. shahid kapoor ka ex step-dad.

dad has Opinions™ on the commute issues of younger couple.

ok mr. hooda. HIS dad.

also, wow. another omkara callback. daddy issues and calling father mr. [surname]

wow, i clearly have “a type” when it comes to tellywood dudes, don’t i????

his mom looks just about as young as his wife, the fuck. like, at most she looks 5 years older than him.

aaaand gareebon ka varun dhawan is offffffff. never to be seen alive again, i presume.

god she clingyyyyyyy af. i don’t really like her character so far.

mmmmm hmmmmmm. love me a man in uniform.

ok he seems to be treating the plane’s PA system like some kinda radio station for himself. nope.

yeah, these fake flying scenes are weird and corny af. fwding.

ok he’s gonna go to mussoorie. because Reasons.

love zoya’s mom for promoting healthy body image. you go mom. i like you.

dad has judgy face af.

lol dadddddd hates yash and thinks he stoopid.

“aapki subhaanAllah pottery.” snort.

lol, i like the sister. she’s so fucking done with her dad’s 5 saal puraana dukhda. get over it already, dad.

dad says issue is not communal. meaning he really knows that yash is shadyyyyyyyy af.

LMAO MAN WHY AND HOW ARE DESI DADS SUCH FUCKING EXPERTS AT DESTROYING YOU WITH THE FEWEST WORDS POSSIBLE

hmmmm hint of some financial issues here also.

damn, the dad really hates yash. what does he know about him that we don’t!?!?!?! SPILL ABBU! SPILL!

ok yup the siddiquis are rich af. driver badi gaadi and all.

oooooh serendipitous meeting time.

the push up level on her bra is kinda ridic. her boobs are practically up in her nostrils.

does every art shop in the world have this obligatory 3D buddha thingy or what????

ok what is this 5 minute waste on them wandering this fucking shop fwd fwd fwd 

oh it’s pooja’s favt song too?

aaaaaaand they both picked it up.

damn boy. you married. stop giving random hottie in the local archies’ heart eyes.

lmaoooooo pack kar dijiye plz and resulting apology.

snort us par in janaaab ka bhi moohtod jawab.

lel. beautiful idiots.

lmao i appreciate his efforts.

“yeh bus ki seat hai kya jispe rumaal phenk di toh seat aapki?” “dekhiye, hum bus mein travel hi nahi karte, toh humein kaise pata hoga???”

lolololol. what logic.

arre waaaaaah. valiant effort by aditya, but zoya knows charlie uncle (and whoever jenny is) and has capitalized on that.

LMAO I LOVE HE’S SPEAKING TO CHARLIE UNCLE AS IF HE KNOWS HIM SINCE FOREVER.

damnnnnnnnn the sexual tension.

LOLOLOL WHICH IS NOW JUST REGULAR TENSION COZ HE THREW MONEY AT HER AND TOOK OFF WITH THE THING. CHOR KAHINKA.

they’re legit running all over the damn city. lord above.

what stamina these two have. jfc.

lol urdu lesson in the middle of conflict.

what’s with gulaal phenking?

oh, just distraction technique.

oh no. phone call time. oh no oh no oh no. didn’t think it would come within this ep itself.

oh yikes car ki kaaafi buriiiiiiii haaalat.

ok fuck anything else, look at this man’s cheekbones. they can cut glass. how unfair. i want. both the man and his cheekbones.

also, this guy has zero questions on why she’s being found dead in mussoorie when she said she was going to chennai? two completely different directions my man. thought you were a pilot and supposed to know where the cities are????

oh shit, gareebon ka varun dhawan DEDDDDDDDDDD.

i mean, i knew it was coming, idk why i’m so shocked.

WHY LORD WHY IS POOJA DEAD TOO? I LIKED HER THE BEST SO FARRRRRRRRR.

aaah man, their grief is hard to watch.

aaaaaaaand

lel his instant face change like BITCH WHAT WERE YOU UP TOOOOOOOO

damn aditya, you reaaaaaaaaallll quick. you just went from shock to anger stage of grief in like under 10 seconds.

even zoya be like what this dude’s deal????? at first, and then she noticed the handssssssss.

ah man my heart is breaking for her. she seems so shockeddddd and brokennnn.

notice contrast in emotions and expressions:

ok BIGGEST QUESTION: how are yash/pooja are still holding hands? like, the car fell into the khaaai, and they most probably died on impact. how the fuck did you extract bodies out of the car like THAT? (or were they pulled out alive and then held hands and proceeded to die?) EXPLAIN TO ME, SHOW. 10 points, show your work. 

oh fuck lots happening in the next ep too, from slapping to angsty grabbing to almost killing to life saving. damn. is this really a one hour show daily????? dude imma be fucking exhausted.

[aharris00britney]

@agentwashsims​ said: I️ knew you wouldn’t disappoint on the curly hairs!

Thank youu! lmao it is a pretty basic edit but I'm glad you like it ;-;

Anonymous said: Could you convert the solid colored EA Cruella DeVille style for girls or tots?

Actually it has already been converted HERE (warning: she uses an ad thing :( )

@verdigreedy​ said: You're doing a great job! Thank you for sharing with us!           

Thank you ;-; RIP imagine that there are cc creators out there that don't share ;-; how much cc are we missing out on

@simmiezoo​ said: I would love a flipped version of the Zoey hair - I usually use hairs that are flipped the other side. I don't know if it's easy to do. Just a suggestion! It looks great btw. :) 

I can try! No promises though lmao it should be pretty easy but sometimes it isn't

Anonymous said: Brady hair won't show up. Do I need to have Pets installed? I don't have it.            

Hey! @ayoshi​ tested it, Braxton, Jordie, and Zoey hairs for me and they all showed up fine for him. He does not have Cats & Dogs installed so that isn't the issue. I think you have to have the most recent game update.

Anonymous said: Hello. Can i find out what kind of lenses do you use on sims?💚💚💚            

I actually updated to quartz V2 a few days ago, and recolored them in 20 more swatches! Jade is gonna let me post my non-defaults, I just have to finish the previews

@lizziesimmer​ said: The link to your post of the clumsy braids are gone! I don't know what happened to them but I need them back!!   

Yeah, I had planned on revamping them ;-; I still do! Just haven't worked on them in a few months weeks lmao hopefully I can get them finished soon

Anonymous said: Thank you so much for not using Ad.fly and making it easy for everyone to just download your CC without having to go through an ad hell  <3 Talented and considerate.. what more do we need :)            

Aaaaah no problem!! There are tons of creators that don't use ad.fly! or at least give you the option of ad.fly or not

Anonymous said: Bless u for editing that middle part curly hair from cats and dogs. It made me feel like my sims was George fucking Washington.            

rhfdncv omggg screaming it does look kinda like a George Washington hair

Anonymous said: Will u make a Arilee Hair without the Bangs ? That would be so awesome ❤️ Love u and the cc u make. Such an talented person u are. Lots of love.            

Awe thank youu!! Yeah I am gonna finish the no-bangs version sometime this week and get it out <3

Anonymous said: do you know if anyone that has (or could you hehe) remake those toddler camo pants for adult sims

I don't actually :( and I sadly am not that good at cc clothes ;-; maybe another creator will see this and try it out

Anonymous said: I just wanted to say that you're my favorite CC maker c': I just adore your work and how unique your cc is! <3 You have so much talent and I can't wait to see more from you.            

SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS R LITERALLY SO NICE AND JUST GOOD PEOPLE ;-;

Anonymous said: I think your Jordie Hair may have caused my game to bug, I got the never loading ring of death :/ Cute hair though           

Hey! As I said before, @ayoshi​ tested it and my othe recent hairs for me, and his game was fine :( a lot of mods broke with the patch so it is probably one of them

Anonymous said: I love all the stuff you make! You're super talented!

Omggg no I'm not ;-; thank you though, I'm glad you like it

Anonymous said: Does your username mean anything?            

A - Austin, Harris - my last name lolol, 00 - for 2000 aka the year i wss born, Britney - for the legendary Miss Britney Spears

@simnook​ said: You make the most amazing cc and it’s been cool to see how much you have improved since you first started. love your blog so much 💚

Thank you dude!! Literally I bet it was a journey to see my old cc previews vs now! Like last night I went back and looked at the previews for my Roseanne hair and i didnt fill in the area behind the '18 ea colors' all the way and just GOD I cringe at myself

@cowplant-pizza​ said: hi love! just wanted to ask if you are working on the middle parted curly hair from cats & dogs! its a tad flat imo, and i trust you more than anyone to do it justice!!! ily ♥         

This was sent before I released my Zoey hair :P hope you liked that

@simsinsanmyshuno​ said: yooo i have a suggestion: can you make that one floofy curly hair from C&D (lmao the bigger curly hair for women) shorter i feel like it would look really cute like shoulder length            

I think @wild-pixel is working on a hair like that actually!!

Anonymous said: the jordie hair is so cute!! thank you for everything you do for the community!

<3

Anonymous said:Hi I was wondering if we have to pets for you newest toddler hair to work?      

As long as the post/preview says BGC, it means it is Base Game Compatible :) I do think, however, you have to have the most recent update to the base game

@spideywil921​ said: Omg could you potentially make a child version of the Half Up Do with the braids from Cats & Dogs???            

I might if nobody else has done it by like Tuesday??

Anonymous said: Can you do recolors on some of the male CAS tops in pets? You’re one of my favorite cc makers and I love your stuff 😩😩 

Lololol I am not that good of a recolor, I actually recolored 4 CC tops a week ago and have the post in my drafts still contemplating about posting them ;-;

Anonymous said: You should start a gameplay            

rip nooooo

Anonymous said: So, I love shaved hair, so I checked out the hairs, and while looking for a hair, I came across Tae Hair, so long story short--- where can I download it? It isn't in the list.            

It's in there :) just click the download and you should be able to find it

@deviants​ said: hey! this is super random but I’ve been watching you create content for a while now and tbh you've gotten so fantastic!! you’re one of my favourite CC makers :)     

Aweeeee thank you so much <3 I'm glad you call me one of your favorites

Anonymous said: Hi, where did you get the scar eyebrow in your Rebecca hair?  <3            

Please check my resource page! It is listed in there on Lora's cc chart

Anonymous said: Hey I love your cc!! Are we able to download the sims you make? They're just so perfect. What's your origin id? xx   

Thank you!! I am gonna work on getting Taylor and my male Sim posted this week :)

@itacorcoran said: I wanted to say your content is so amazing! It's the best sims 4 hair i've ever seen its unique and interesting and barely any clipping if at all :D I hope you're well i pretty much download every sim hair i see on here ^^     

Thank you!!! My hairs def aren't unique but I appreciate it!

Anonymous said: Which did you prefer, likey or knock knock?    

Right now I really like Likey but Knock Knock is soooo good I think it will overpower Likey later down the road.  Same thing happened with Signal

@simskru​ said: I'm literally in love with you and everything you've created, just saying       

TYSM!!! That is so nice ;-;

[whorcwifc-blog]

i don’t wanna flood the dash, so i’m gonna !!! dump all the things here ... bc i lov you all. you’re all such quality and i love you.

@solucius​ ! you seem !!! so cool and your aesthetics ... are stunning ... i’m just in love with your entire blog ??? 

@ectc-cne​ ! YOUR ! CHARACTER ! IS ! SO ! CUTE !!! i love ... should def ... hit up wine mom sometime ...

@boatknxts​ ! i ... adore your joseph ... and i adore you ... and we should ... def talk more abt our opinions on these two because you are so ??? idk. we kinda have the same opinions and stuff and i wanna know more !

@youthsminister​ ! i love your joseph so much ? like even reading threads you have with other people is so great because you just capture him so well and i love it. i hope you’re having a good day, pal. you’re also such quality.

@impenetrableshiield​ ! OKAY I GOT KINDA HAPPY TO SEE A MORTY ??? i love rick and morty so much, you have no idea. i think like. a year or two ago, i don’t know, i used to roleplay as unity and so it was just a reminder of it and it was nice ? and you capture morty so well ??? like ... i’m in lov ? my son ?

@sklizen​ ! you’re so sweet and i honestly hope you’re having a good day. i love leona so far, and i do intend to read the comic ... at some point. but i love ??? the whole aesthetic from what i’ve see.

@brattizen​ ! YOU ... ARE SO GOOD ... AND SWEET ... AND NICE ... AND CARING ... AND I ADORE YOU ? i haven’t even seen the other despicable me movies, but i kinda want to now because of you ??? idk.

@gcthicprince​ ! i haven’t had much exposure to you, but going through your blog, like ... your damien is ??? so rad ? i love you ! i hope we can rp some time !

@sinistvrs​ ! deep breath ... i already told you my thoughts but you’re so ... so ... cool ... and i love you ... and i want you to know that i like ? admire the hell out of you ? you’re kind of a bit of inspo tbh ? like i’ve only known about you for a few days, but still. i love christie, i love your christie, i love you, i love your aesthetic ? like ... [craig voice] dude ...

@knifeshots​ ! the only reason my ask box was opened ... lmaooo. but i love your robert ? i love seeing you on my dash and i hope we can plot smthn or turn an ask into a thread. i’m hella ready. i’m always ready.

@doverghosting​ ! okay ... like ... you’re ... so sweet and i love discussing mary and robert with you ? so much ??? like any time we talk abt their friendship or their interactions, i just ? cry ? because i love them so much ? my babies ???

@bloodmarchingband​ ! LITERALLY. THE LIGHT OF MY DASH. I LOVE YOUR DAMIEN ... SO MUCH ? so much. and i’m super glad that you were also on board to do the whole mary and damien as siblings/twins ... like ... you are so great ... the special boy to my mary ... thank you so much.

@holyphone​ ! deep breath ... you got me fucked up. like. fuckt up. i love amanda. i love her so much. and i love ? any type of plot we have going ? or hearing about amanda ??? like ... and also ur aesthetic ? i’m gay.

@smallbert​ ! i don’t think we have anything going right now but i love your robert. seeing him on the dash, seeing your threads, seeing your answers ? like bless. i love. /whispers i think i have a starter out for you but if i DON’T ... LMK ...

@flowcrdad​ ! your oc seems so cute ... adorable and soft ??? i love ... pls hmu with some meme or smthn, like ? i love him so far...

[davidmont]

Replies from past week!

Thank you all for your replies! Last week was busy! Ups :D

(I’m truly going to do this more often guys! I suggest you to look for your icon LOL)

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “I think she hated her makeover! (ಥ⌣ಥ)”

Or the eyebrows.

I don’t know she had those already LOL

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Dan: “What am I doing with my life?” # The struggle is real”

I can relate ;-;

#me like every morning also

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “Because your own chair can be boring We can use the public one! ( ͡°...”

Sweet dreams <3

A while ago he wanted a chair, but I think to sleep in this is more exciting

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “Huh so Layla got a new job, she replaced that Freaky dude (▰˘v˘▰)”

She's lovely! :)

She’s got the job! But I hope she gets one better tho :D

@hyperkaos ha respondido a tu foto “I think she hated her makeover! (ಥ⌣ಥ)”

or that she looks so good and you stuck her behind a register lol

Oooohhhh maybe! I should give her a new job lmao

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “I think she hated her makeover! (ಥ⌣ಥ)”

Maybe its the smell of those pots behind her, the ones with the weird colors...

Ummm maybe that’s the reason, tho the dude before her never said anything haha

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “I love this Elixir Shop (*^▽^*) By the way the seller got a makeover!”

She is cute :) Did you make the shop yourself?

Oh no my friend, I did not no either the sim or the shop haha! She was made by the game and the story by FagerSims :D It’s the horse place of Enekjaer

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “Because your own chair can be boring We can use the public one! ( ͡°...”

It's a rocking chair, it is far from boring! :]

That’s true! I’ve almost fallen of those tho!

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “Huh so Layla got a new job, she replaced that Freaky dude (▰˘v˘▰)”

Good! No freaky dudes should be serving coffee! She will attract customers :D

That’s sure! I hope the wage of her multiplies also! It’s a +

@my-simension ha respondido a tu publicación “Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself,...”

lol You're too cute. xD

You’re the cute my friend <3

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Don’t you dare (￣ェ￣)”

Shoot him!!

HE LOST!

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “LOL He was more excited thinking about himself than seeing Dan (・∀・)”

Cuz he's dressed up. XD

And maybe he feel cuter!

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “Yeee Macie, you’re very well dressed (●__●)”

hahaha XD

Just imagine you dressed like this in the gym!

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “Oh God! (” ◕ ◯ ◕ ”) Isabela appeared again (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡”

She's lovely!

She’s the SimSelf of a very old friend, she has deactivated twice

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “You need a makeover my lady (｡･ω･｡) You’ve been wearing the same...”

Damn lol :p

You already see, and indeed it’s been that lot of years

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu publicación “Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself,...”

Draw my house! Well, my next house XD -hugs-

Hugs! Just say me lol

@elleinvogue ha respondido a tu publicación “Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself,...”

my belly is def. not on my list so good for you! :)

I like it bc it has some little of hair lol

@willky12 ha respondido a tu foto “Yeee Macie, you’re very well dressed (●__●)”

She is going to the Opera later ;P

OOOHHHH I DID NOT THINK LOLOL

@willky12 ha respondido a tu set de fotos “LOL He was more excited thinking about himself than seeing Dan (・∀・)”

I think this is typical Tommy haha!

He’s excitable lol

@willky12 ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Don’t you dare (￣ェ￣)”

Message to pea shooter - Fire NOW!

PAPARAZZI DETECTED!

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “You need a makeover my lady (｡･ω･｡) You’ve been wearing the same...”

Send her for a makeover yes!! 3 years, she is due one

She’s so outdated with the trends lol

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “Yeee Macie, you’re very well dressed (●__●)”

What? You dont use that kind of gloves for the gym? xD

I think she was in a hurry and left her house with the wrong gloves lol

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu set de fotos “LOL He was more excited thinking about himself than seeing Dan (・∀・)”

Maybe he wanted to tell Dan something super exciting about himself? XD

That’s true! after all he’s Excitable lol

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Don’t you dare (￣ェ￣)”

... it's a zombie with glasses!! I never saw one before :o

He is miope, he needs to see clearly whose brain he’s going to eat lol

@declarations-of-drama ha respondido a tu foto “You need a makeover my lady (｡･ω･｡) You’ve been wearing the same...”

Hahaha! Smell those Armpits :D :D

hahaha! she odor has to be very strong!

@declarations-of-drama ha respondido a tu foto “Lovely puppy  (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ @declarations-of-drama”

Gorgeous! Is it a St Bernard?

I think!

@susen70 ha respondido a tu foto “Lovely puppy  (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ @declarations-of-drama”

very cute :-)

Thank you lovely! The game give it to they couple lol

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Dan: “You’re crazy Elizabeth!” Indeed she is (•‾⌣‾•)”

lol That annoying idle animation xD

LOL but I think is funny! haha it’s so Random

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “Lovely puppy  (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ @declarations-of-drama”

Super cute!

A lot of sims have pets now!

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “I think Aphpo feels Excluded ( •́  •̀)”

lol

Awww what would be his sign?

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “There come the couple (｡♥‿♥｡) And they bring a puppy!”

lol Still laughing at this couple. :p

Too weirdos and cuties, I ship myself with an alien lol

@willky12 ha respondido a tu foto “Throwback Tuesday: When Bonehilda had free time (and a cold butt) I’ve...”

Yay, there's is never enough Boney! ;)

LMAO She’s a fave! The best I’ve see tho, I still miss the other

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “Throwback Tuesday: When Bonehilda had free time (and a cold butt) I’ve...”

I love Bonehilda, she used to make me laugh so bad! She liked to kick up my flamingo, put it back up and kick it again xD

LMAO Your Boney is mean! Mine likes to teach Luka new things and she plays with him and all, but she does not let him eat lol

@willky12 ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Dan: “You’re crazy Elizabeth!” Indeed she is (•‾⌣‾•)”

Crazy for having an Alien boyfriend maybe haha!

Awww that’s young and reckless love lol

@willky12 ha respondido a tu set de fotos “I think Aphpo feels Excluded ( •́  •̀)”

Just a little haha!

Just a lot lmao

@willky12 ha respondido a tu foto “There come the couple (｡♥‿♥｡) And they bring a puppy!”

Couple?!?!

A long time coupld, they even share the name, but Elizabeth’s last name is first, they’re called Elizabeth Montenegro-Yoth and he’s called Aphpo  Montenegro-Yoth

@dominosims ha respondido a tu foto “There come the couple (｡♥‿♥｡) And they bring a puppy!”

I want that shirt. :x

Ooohh then you can get it here (the link still works lol)

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Dan: “You’re crazy Elizabeth!” Indeed she is (•‾⌣‾•)”

-drops tips in the guitar case- (be glad its not Kilhian you would end up with less money in it :p)

LMAO She’d steal it haha so good she’s not here

@prudence25 ha respondido a tu foto “Lovely puppy  (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ @declarations-of-drama”

hoooooo it's so cute!!!

Yeee the game assigned it to them <3 They’re in love with the puppy!

@greenplumbboblover ha respondido a tu foto “Lovely puppy  (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ @declarations-of-drama”

O.O IT'S SO ADORABLE!

I’m also Impressed! And it’s too tiny!

@greenplumbboblover ha respondido a tu foto “There come the couple (｡♥‿♥｡) And they bring a puppy!”

Lol his shirt! It's so alien-y :P weeeell almost! But perfect! \o/

LMAO He cares more for the nature! And his girl <3 You can get it here (the link still works lol)

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu set de fotos “I think Aphpo feels Excluded ( •́  •̀)”

He is glaring at Dan, he might be listing way to exterminate him...

I don’t think so, his wife is Dan’s best friend, hmmm or maybe he does!!!!

@sleek-simmerr ha respondido a tu foto “He decided to text the good news! Up in the blog: “Litia came back,...”

aww..

She loves her also, she’s the daughter lol

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “There come the couple (｡♥‿♥｡) And they bring a puppy!”

Kill the humans and save the forest? Interesting shirt XD What does she think about it? :p And the puppy is cute!

She knows he’s in love with her, she loves him also and she lets her abduct her lol, but the puppy does not know

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu foto “He decided to text the good news! Up in the blog: “Litia came back,...”

+1 Dan's post xD

He does not have that lot of followers lmao

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “YEEESSSS! LITIA CAME BACK! Now in redish and blue :3”

Yay she's back !

Now with new colors™

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “The last foggy night of Spring”

Lovely shot!

I’m in love, I think I will change my header lol

@my-simension ha respondido a tu foto “All the Things”

Very nice!

I’m in love with this house my friend!

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Haha he seems so disappointed!”

Still cute. :)

I love him when he does those faces awwww

@willky12 ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Well, he does not seem happy with this Impostor who says her name is...”

What happened to her?

The game always changes her body when I move her, it’s weird and it’s happened quite a lot of times now (just another itf bug lol)

@willky12 ha respondido a tu publicación “For your Information”

It's what we do ;)

What we eventually have to do, I’ve moved him a lot of times lol

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Life & Death: Always near”

<33333

Thank you <3

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Well, the freaky man works up to late! Dan got a donut!”

Midnight sweets. Just like you. :P

You know one needs them lol

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Dan: “I’m Lucky Tommy! I will win!” Tommy: “HUH! BUT SEEMS LIKE YOU...”

Go Dan!

NAWWW I wanted him to loose lol

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Well, the freaky man works up to late! Dan got a donut!”

If you dont change some settings there are guys working 24/7 xD

Yeee like from 8am to 2am lmao

@reenadelenyel ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Life & Death: Always near”

I love this sky T_T *wanna grab*

@my-simension owns it my friend <3 It’s the HD one haha (You should ask her)

@susen70 ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Life & Death: Always near”

beautiful sky

Thank you, but I have to thank @my-simension she’s the owner of the mod <3

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Dan: “Oh you thought!” Dan: “You thought that I didn’t see your...”

lol

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Wow!  Wow! Wow! It would be more romantic if Tommy knew that Dan...”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I love that face omg (and in italic it looks funnier)

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “Seems like someone is going to get sick! :o”

I love when they sneeze or cough. So cute. hehe

Haha! I think the dog is also sick

@my-simension ha respondido a tu set de fotos “HEEEYYYY” I just did not know he worked in Hexa! How good!”

Egidio looks happy to see Dan. :)

Indeed! They’re good friends after all LOL

[ufocafe]

do all the voltron asks!!

holy moly thanks pal i’ll answer them under the cut bc i anticipate it’ll be Longe since idk how to shut the fuck up

keith: how edgy/emo do u consider yourself to be?

tbh i don’t think i’m that bad like trust me i used to be way worse but overall on the inside i am Soft on the outside i still look hella edgy bc all my clothes are black and it’s just ,, how i look

shiro: are you a good leader and can you handle responsibility?

no and no i am So Bad at being in charge cause i don’t like telling people what to do and i’m a stressed out pushover who avoids anything like group projects at all costs

lance: what’s your type of humor and what’s your favorite meme?

whatever the hell this blog consists of is my humor it’s legit just a shitpost collection. nd my fav meme would probs be the whole cryptid meme trend ? idk if it counts as a meme itself but i lob posts that are like ‘i saw mothman in a overly air conditioned chili’s at 5:47 pm and he bought me a soda’

pidge: are you good w/ technology?

i’d say i’m average for someone my age like i’m a teenager in 2017 so i can operate simple stuff like computers and phones, find how to fix small problems but i’m not a #hacker though i did go to wikihow once to try and learn then gave up after a solid 30 seconds bc it was too hard

hunk: how kind and loyal do you consider yourself?

i’d say i’m pretty kind like i can be rude to a handful of ppl but only cause they’re bad ppl so it evens out. idk bout loyal cause ig it means to stick by your friendos and support them which ofc i do but i can’t say that i like stay by someone’s side thru everything bc sometimes things become Too Much or stuff goes down and u just gotta blast

allura: do you feel underestimated sometimes? and should you totally be the black paladin?

i feel like it’s more overestimated? lots of ppl expect great things from me that i don’t think i can achieve so it’s p stressful. also black paladin allura 4 life

coran: what’s your fav show other than voltron?

i have so many so i’m just gonna name a few; over the garden wall, star vs, gravity falls, stranger things, steven universe, etc.

zarkon: would you consider universe domination for your lost cat/pet

i,, don’t think so ? i mean idk what this question is rly implying like did someone steal my pet and now i gotta take over the world ? or did it die and the only way to like avenge it or whatever is world domination bc probably no to both which sounds heartless since i lob my dog but like everythings gotta die someday and i’m not gonna take over the world to reverse/stop smthn thats inevitable

kaltenecker: do you look good in sunglasses?

not sure i never wear then since i have glasses and rarely go to a beach-like setting but i probably do

slav: are you a perfectionist? do you believe in alternate universes?

i’d say i’m in the middle of perfectionist and absolute walking tornado like i’m so fucking messy and i’ll let stuff pile up until i’m basically living in a dump and i’ll hate it sm but i’m so lazy cause Depression then one day i’ll just do a massive clean up and make everything PERFECT. also yes i like to think theres alternate universes/realities it’s a cool concept to think abt cause it doesn’t exactly affect me it’s not an existential thing like pondering if god exists its more like “i wonder if i’m a duck in another reality”

thace: would you go against the authority if it was the right thing to do?

ofc fuck the authority

haggar: who is your fav character in voltron?

i’d have to say lance i lob my sweet son

matt: what are some things you like abt watching voltron?

i have to admit i’m more into filler episodes rather than fight scenes every few minutes so probably just like all the humor and team bonding it warms my emotionless heart

commander holt: do you like peas?

ya

voltron: are you a team player? do you prefer to work alone?

i rather work alone bc then i get to use all my ideas instead of make a compromise with someone else cause i can never find the voice to speak up for what i want so i just end up watching ppl do stuff i don’t like when there’s stuff i think would be better

blue lion: how trusting and loyal do you think you are?

i already mentioned the loyal thing but for trusting i think i trust too easily? ill just spill beans to ppl i’ve barely known for a long time i wish i was more mysterious but whatevs

red lion: how impulsive and/or decisive are you?

i have 0 impulse control for example i have problems with picking at my skin and i’ll just see a piece kinda tore away and before i know it my fingers are all bloody and i’m like owo what’s this. but when i actually put thought into a decision i am very indecisive because i always wanna make youre i’m making the right choice w/ smthn like choosing classes or buying a certain thing

green lion: how curious are you and what subjects are you interested in?

while being impulsive i’m also quite curious so if i wanna go sneak and see smthn there’s not hesitation. i like english/writing and psychology stuff.

yellow lion: do you consider yourself strong and reliable?

i don’t think i’m either i mean i’ll always be there for ppl if they need me but i don’t really think i’m the best person to lift ppl up even if i wanna

black lion: what are some things you want in season 3?

def more lance and hunk character development, some gay shit (cough klance cough) more team bonding in general, and allura piloting black lion ofc

rover: what’s one fact abt a pet you have/had?

once i had a dog and i can’t recall his breed but he looked just like toto from the wizard of oz and we had him for a few months but he pissed everywhere and on everything so we ended up selling him to some ppl. fast forward to a few months later maybe a year the couple had auditioned him to play toto in the school’s wizard of oz play and he got the part so that was cool

shay: do you love hunk? how do you feel abt the enviroment?

i lob hunk with all my heart he is a sweet bean + i care abt the enviorment a lot i think that with trump as president it’s really gonna go to shit more than it already is bc obv it’s been a dilemma for years now but with the goverment denying climate change and all that i rly fear for our planet

lotor: how concerned are you abt your looks?

i think i’m generally good looking but that’s not to say i’m not concerned with my looks bc i kinda am like ill see myself as cute or smthn but then as soon as acne starts popping up or my hair is bad i kinda just spend the next few days doing whatever i can to fix it so i stay nice hnngh it’s a work in progress

alfor: when faced with conflict, would you rather fight or flee?

i suppose it depends on the type of conflict but i’m most likely to fight until it gets too stressful and then leave

ulaz: would you sacrifice yourself for a cause?

we were asked a similar question in history regarding the dude who discovered gravity or smthn like that idk and it went against the churches beliefs so there was a trial and it was either death or admit he was wrong which is a pretty big thing i guess and we can all say we’d die for what we believed but if it actually came down to it the answer is kinda blurry. i had said i’d say i was wrong then continue to spread my info. underground or just flee but unlucky 4 him he was on house arrest for the rest of his life so choose wisely kiddos

i think i’m gonna sleeb now so bye

[franeridart]

kaminari denki is best boi!! I love the way you draw him! he deserves all the love!!!! thank you for giving him love

Thank you!!!!!!! aND ISN’T HE!!!!!!!! I adore him and he’s so much fun to draw and all I want is for him to be showered in love did I mention I love him I’m in love with him

Anon said: THE JOKE IN YOUR BOKUROTERU COMIC ABOUT DAICHI NEEDING SOME SUGA HAD ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

I’M HAPPY YOU LIKED IT LMAO

Anon said: OK. Okay, now you've done it. I'm starting bnh today. I'm blaming u when I fall into a new Fandom hell orz

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 let me know how that goes anon I hope you’ll love it as much as I do ahhhh

Anon said:Beautiful anon here (that sounds so wrong but you know what I mean). I'm so happy I got a doodle it's so cuteeeeeee and another one today with Denki getting some Kiri Baku love. I'm officially deceased. Please show these drawings at my funeral, thank you.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M GLAD YOU LIKED THEM ANON!!!! 💕💕💕💕

Anon said: GLASSES AKAASHI AND PONYTAIL KENMA THANK YOU SO MUCH

Anon said: OMG THE WAY YOU DRAW AKAASHI IS SO PRETTY I'VE LITERALLY ASCENDED TO HEAVEN

Anon said: I love how you design akaashi and kenma for your tattoo AU (◕‿◕✿) if it's not too much trouble can I see a little bit more of those two please and thank you!!!

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Anon said: Dude!! Your akaken designs are rlly sweet I love em. Akaashi's tattoo especially is rlly cute gosh but!! Is there any purpose behind the rings they both had around their necks??

👀 👀 👀 .....yep, they’re a matched pair - I didn’t make it 100% official because not everyone reading the AU might ship AkaKen, but to make a pretty long story very much short the rings symbolize their relationship being the closest thing to married they can get in Japan 👍

Anon said: Sono le 2 di notte cosa ci fai ancora in piedi? Anche se è vacanza non è una scusa per non dormire! (lmao scherzo anch'io sono sveglia ma cerca di riposarti okay?) (Tra l'altro adoro il tuo ultimo fumetto, kenma è perfetto!!)

lmao fun fact il mio ritmo sonno-veglia è un completo disastro e la maggior parte della roba che posto viene completata alle due di notte hahahaha #I’mAMess

Anon said: Uraraka is me

Uraraka is all of us poor broke souls lbr, she’s Relatable™

Anon said: can i just say that i love your art so much!! I've only just got into bnha recently, i watched the anime a while back but your art convinced me to start reading the manga too so thank you so much for being the main reason i have no life rn :) :) :)

You’re welcome 👍👍👍👍 now we can be in hell (or heaven, depending on how you look at it) together hahaha

Anon said: Please pay with color more!! I love it so much!!

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I’m super happy you liked it!!!!!!!

Anon said: BNHA season 2 comes out at april, and can you draw some katsud,eku? bc theyre my life hnGfF

Aw anon, I don’t ship them romantically! Well, I mean, I don’t mind them, but producing stuff for them is a bit... but if you’re okay with them being buds then SURE I’ve decided a while ago that in my comics their relationship is gonna be a couple steps ahead already hahaha

Anon said: hmm do you have any special feelings about toshinori/aizawa?? bc it is. so rare,, (also all of your art keeps me going. I love getting notifications that you've uploaded smth ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ )

AHHHHHHH thank you so much!!!!!!!! and... uhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ve never really thought about them like that tbh? The only Aizawa ship I ship is with Yamada, and even that is just because my sis ships it and suggested fics and I end up shipping stuff really easily lbr haha I dunno! I’ll have to think about it a bit

Anon said:Did you considered Akashi x konoha?

I have! Because it has been mentioned to me already a couple times, and because Konoha miiiiight be one of those haikyuu characters I kind of just ship with everyone, oops - as you might have noticed I’m kind of really deep in Aka.Ken and Kono.Komi so Kono.Aka isn’t exactly something I spend time thinking about, but it sounds really damn nice o

Anon said: I'm rewatching bnha and I have a completely different perception of it this time thanks to your art

Anon said: When you become unreasonably obsessed with that one ongoing comic strip... AndwhyarentthereanymorethothatsastupidthoughtcuzartistsneedtimebutitssogoodandINEEDMOREEEyouregoodatthis Btw ur art is cool. Ur cool. :D

Anon said: Hi i just wanted to tell you that i really really enjoy reading your comics! Have a great day! :D

Anon said: I just wanted to say how much I love your art and art style! Even though it's simplistic, that's what gives it the charm 🦉

Anon said: ngl, I visit your blog everyday to see if there is an update on that bokukuroteru comic (I mean... I would still visit regularly for all the awesome art but that comic is E V E R Y T H I N G)

Anon said:hi! i just started looking at this today and let me just say, your art is amazing this yaoi is amazing and omfg ily(platonicly and role modely)

THANK ALL OF YOU SO MUCH HOLY SMOKES!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕

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if there’s any ask I haven’t replied to yet it’s either something I mean to draw for OR it got lost between those I mean to draw for orz either way I read all of them as soon as I get them and they make me!!!!!! super happy!!!!!!! so thank you, even if I haven’t explicitly answered it here know that I appreciate it and it made my day brighter when you sent it! Thank you so so so so much!!!!!

[betterbrainweather]

friday, april 20, 2018

meds: fluoxetine, 20 mg (taken at 5:15 AM) caffeine: small black tea

This past week was rough. The week before it, I had a lot of feelings. Nothing negative, just a bunch of pent-up things swirling around that I felt I couldn’t let out. I wanted to start this blog, but I had so much homework that I felt I needed to do instead. I pushed through, thinking I would make time to write things out the next day. I was really looking forward to my therapy appointment on Monday.

Turns out, I had misremembered the time of my therapy appointment and taken a shift for my coworker that conflicted. So I ended up having to miss it. Then, I found out that I was on the schedule during the staff picnic. I was really salty, and felt like the manager didn’t appreciate me enough to make it so I could go. I bitched to a coworker, DK, about it, and she was really sweet about it. THEN I remembered that the reason I was on the schedule was that I had swapped shifts with a coworker. DUMB. I had to text DK and tell her that I had fucked up. She laughed with me about it.

This week, I was also trying to up my caffeine intake to one small cup of coffee per day. No dice. I was super irritable and grouchy, and I felt like my fuse was shorter than normal. Then, on Wednesday night, I REALLY needed sleep. I felt awful and hadn’t slept well the night before and so I decided to take a break from homework and go to bed early. LOL. I couldn’t sleep and felt really anxious. I ended up staying up until 3 AM reading webcomics and fanfiction on my phone in hopes of turning my mood around. So no more caffeine.

The Reason that I’ve been feeling this way has something to do with my love life or lack thereof (which is how I’ve been phrasing that for the last 25 years). I’ve never really dated anyone, ever, and in the past few years I’ve been pretty okay with that. Sometimes it’s lonely, but not enough to make me do more than download a dating app and swipe around a bit. However, I have a dumb highschool crush on a coworker. I hate it. It’s sent me off on a weird spiral of emotions and worries. I’ll try to address them here. 

There’s the basic, I like another human, now what? Should I tell them? Do they like me? What if we were together? What if we never get together? What?

Then there’s the self worth stuff. They obvs don’t return my affections because I’m weird and funny looking and kinda hairy. And if they do, they’ll change their mind when they find out the extent of the weirdness and hairiness. 

Then there’s the identity stuff. What does it mean about me that I’m attracted to this person? How does their gender and presentation and general self reflect on me? (As I’m writing this, I realize that this is pretty dumb. But it’s also not? Look, the journaling is working already!) There are two key subsets to this particuar set of concerns that are worth pointing out: the gay thing and the work thing. (a) What does it mean for my identity that I’m attracted to a dude? And that this is as attracted to anyone as I’ve been in a good minute. (b) can this dumb crush ever be more than a dumb crush if we work together? I don’t want to be the coworker who dates other coworkers. It’s too high-drama for me. Or is not dating someone because you work with them higher drama?

And today I can add a new one to the pile: he’s younger than me? Like a lot. Like barely passes the half-your-age-plus-seven test. TBH, this might be helping kill the crush a bit. Or it might just add a new facet to the angst. Time will tell.

I think the crush started when we were working together and he stood close to me and asked if I needed anything. Dumb, right? Anyways, we were chatting during a lull and he started asking me what TV I watched. He mentioned liking the Walking Dead, and Lost, and Prison Break. I froze, and couldn’t say one show that I liked. (This is uncharacteristic; I watch a lot of TV and talk about it almost constantly.) Anyways, over the course of the next week, I realized: Firefly. DUH. We should have talked about Firefly. 

So I told him about it the next time I saw him. He hasn’t seen it, and we had a fun conversation about it. He was staying past his clock out time to talk to me. Then we had this moment of really intense eye contact. IDK if I was the only one who felt it, but it felt too intense for that to be the case. And, relatively speaking, that must be pretty damn intense for me to even think about writing that sappy sentence. 

Anyways, that whole exchange had me in a whole kerfuffle. I looped through the emotions/worries listed above, alternated with some of the kinda fun parts of crushing. My crushes are always super intense and involve a lot of extensive daydreams about what being with that person would be like on a super domestic level. Like it would be really chill for us to do homework together. He could meet my dog and walk her even? We could watch one of the shows that we’ve been talking about and cuddle maybe? Gross. 

I downloaded some online dating apps to try to expand my horizons a bit, but I don’t have many great pictures of myself, so I’m not super excited to start trying to make connections with four-year-old pictures that aren’t that cute. I did meet some people, but online dating just sucks bad. 

Then we worked together again today, and it was really great. He told me about this volunteering that he’s doing, and how excited he is about it. He also referenced our evolving TV conversation. I made him his coffee just the way he likes it, and surprised him with it. We actually chatted for a while, and it was nice. 

I’ma wrap things up because I’m getting sleepy, but there will def be more to come. Is that a promise or a threat? Depends on how much you’ve been enjoying my rambling thus far.

[darkness-everybody]

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Thank you for asking!!!!! Is a kiss considered cheating? yes!!!Have you ever faked orgasm? lmaoIf you could have one superpower, what would it be? read people's thoughts!Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? uhhh probably not Tell us some funny drunk story. i got nothinWhy are you no longer together with your ex? wasn't real/ def a reboundIf you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? peacefully?What are your current goals? get bright futures to pay me tf back and keep my happiness upDo you like someone? I like like someone dudeWho was the last person to disappoint you? probably myself let's be real Do you like your body? Hell ya Can you keep a diet? I've never tried but probably notIf the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? I'm so tired!Do you work? Unfortunately If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be? Ice cream for sure Would you get a tattoo? Hell ya Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? Makeup and clothesCan you drive? YesWhen was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? Idk probably today What was the last thing you cried for? I was worried about someone I love Do you keep a journal? Nooo I should start tho good idea Is life fun? Yes!Is farting in front of people irrelevant? Uhh I personally don't do it but idgafWhat’s your dream car? A camaro or a mustang Are grades in school important? YesssssDescribe your crush. very cute, terrible at texting back, sweetest person, loml, etc What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? It's on the tip of my tongue but I can't rememberWhat was your last lie? I told this little girl leprechauns are realDumbest lie you ever told? I also told her the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was real and that only really special people can see themIs crying in front of people embarrassing? At work? Yes! In front of people u know? Maybe Something you did and you are proud of? Trying my hardest at happy What’s your favourite cocktail? No clue Something you are good at? Being fake in retail!Do you like small kids? Hell ya How are you feeling right now? Very tired and oversharingWhat would you name your daughter/son? Shit idk What do you need to be happy? Good vibes only! Lmao jk idk just like the opposite of anxiety Is there some you want to punch in the face right now? I can think of someone What was the last gift you received? A promise ring :)What was the last gift you gave? lots of stuff What was the last concert you went to? BastilleFavourite place to shop at? SephoraWho inspires you? My cat, Macy How old were you when you first got drunk? 18?19? I think 18How old were you when you first got high? 18How old were you when you first had sex? 18When was your first kiss? 14?Something you want to do until the end of this year? Stay happy?Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? Mucho things Post a selfie. go on my insta I don't feel like itWho are you most comfortable around? Kas and joshName one thing that terrifies you. Ppl leaving me What kind of books do you read? Shitty ya books or lately no books at allWhat would you tell your 12 year old self? Bro hold on it gets so much better also don't be a stupid idiot!What is your favourite flower? Roses and petunias Any bad habits you have? Nail biting, people pleasing What kind of people are you attracted to? Happy hardworking peopleWhat was the last thing you cried for? I already answered this I thinkIs there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you? Seafood Are you in love? Hell ya Something you find romantic? Cliches How long was your longest relationship? Almost 2 years What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex? girls are perfect What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? boys are slightly less perfect but they're okWhat are you saving money for? my futureHow would you describe your bad side? I literally do not care and get angry over everything Are you actually a good person? Why? Damn I hope so I mean I'm trying What are you living for? Idk man life is good!Have you ever done anything illegal? Me??? NooooDo you like your body? Yes damn I already said this Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? Probably I mean I hope not but ppl are shitty Have you ever cheated on someone? no!!! Favourite candy? Pure Hershey's or peanut m&msIs there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it! Nah Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game? I really like overwatch and stardew valley atmFavourite TV series? Greys anatomy!Are you religious? Does God exist? Sure What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?i don't even remember What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? Do whatever the hell u want idcHow long have you been on Tumblr? Too long but I think 5 years Do you like Chineese food? Ya it's not bad McDonalds or Subway? McdonaldsVodka or whiskey? WhiskeyAlcohol or drugs? Drugs Ever been out of your province/state/country? Haha like once Meaning behind your blog name? It's a man overboard song and I honestly don't even remember how it goes I just don't wanna change it What are you scared of? Everything Last time you were insulted? Probably today idk Most traumatic experience ? EhhhPerfect date idea? I'm too tired to answer this something original Favourite app on your phone? Tumblr? IdkWhat colour are the walls in your room? BlueDo you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber? Kathleen lights is the light of my life also Dan and Phil ofcShare your favourite quote. "No"What is the meaning of life? That's too much Do you like horror movies? Noooo too scaryHave you ever made your mum cry? What happened? Probably Do you feel lucky or special in a way? Very very much so Can you keep a secret?yes