#I’ve been here since 2015

[filthyguts]

Im sitting in a salt circle candles lit calling out into the ether…normal osomatsu san fans can you hear me…….non freak osomatsu sans come to the light im here…..

[legendoftherisingtide]

I feel like I’m falling in love with Jaiden all over again. Shoutout to the ones who were there in her animations days! But also a huge welcome to all the new fans of her new content. Like it is unbelievable that a childhood hero is still reaching new audiences and people, I am so happy.

[spill-that-anxietea]

Why is everyone up in arms over the new ML animation? The old animation wasn’t like? Great? At least their new designs are cute. They look closer to the movie versions.

[blueheartboys]

finally piecing together a chris & sebastian archive timeline of respective individual projects/events + overlap of interactions!

I have a feeling that the years to come will be very important and valuable to keep track of (especially with the decline of the internet’s search engine stability), so I will try my best to catalog all noteworthy dates. my asks are open if anyone has suggested resources, or your own collection of time stamped moments. time to preserve pop culture history <3

[sleepybite]

👁👁

what is OFF

please info dump on me /gen

OFF is a French classic RPG game that came out in 2008, but has gotten multiple translations over the years! The most common translation used is from 2011 iirc! The team that made it is named "Unproductive Fun Time" with two members: Mortis Ghost and Alias Conrad Coldwood! Mortis coded the game and drew all of the artwork, and Alias came up/composed all of the music!

you play as a character named ‘The Batter’ and you are purely here to assist him in purifying each zone you come across—getting rid of specters(ghosts) and helping the town’s people. In total there are four zones with one secret location, and each zone has several unique puzzles and lore that is told within them all by the townspeople/employees you encounter. (the world of OFF is fucking surreal. there’s blood/meat rivers/water, the citizens breathe smoke, and they extract minerals from cows—shit like iron. all revealed in towns/work history). you, the player, is also technically a character as well, but you are only acknowledged by Batter himself and two of the characters who can break the fourth wall.

each zone has a “guardian” that acts as a final boss when you finish clearing everything. each guardian is unique like their zone and had a unique personality and design. once you defeat a guardian, the zone is purified. if you were to come back from another zone, everything would be white and “pure”, and the music would be significantly different.

i feel i should mention this game makes you question your choices. the way the characters speak to you, the way the fourth wall breaking characters speak to you, directly, it makes you think twice about what you’re doing. but it’s not like some other games. you stick to the path you make and you have to make a decision at the complete end of game.

[lucienarcheron]

It’s the way he wouldn’t have to offer anything and I’d smother him with kisses.

[milfmatsu]

i was organizing my saved posts on my main insta and i had this saved back in 2020, almost a year before i even knew what osomatsu san was.

[mycological-mariner]

Curing my depression by listening to the episode of the rival funeral parlour show about the mortician and the agnostic vicar teaming up to write an erotic novel

[philsmeatylegss]

Dan posting on his story sbout missbenny, which seems normal, but I just remember the intense drama in like 2019 where people were somehow convinced???? That he was either broken up with, or cheating on phil with missbenny. Like that was a thing??? And to this day I dont know why

I’m sorry???? When did that fucking happen???

[cornalicious]

Gonna miss r/smugideologyman what will I do with my life if I can’t watch two people scream at each other over an mspaint drawing that says only the single word voting

[stickto-otherartists]

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[juandirection]

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[lesbeanflowers]

it’s so dorky how much I cherish this blog.

[netscapenavigator-official]

No I wouldn’t’ve. I’m built different.

I have to say, some of you should be glad you weren't here during like 2015 because you absolutely would have fell for the scams

[jdmara]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 25000 likes!

i ask again is this a new feature. tumblr is so scary

[vincentintheflesh]

Head On Over

“Damn, I look so fucking hot..” He mumbled to himself as he admired the picture of his exposed self.

“Wonder which one I should use for the next post..”

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Draft edited 05/04/2015

Sup guys! Jason here.

As you can see, I’ve been taking pictures of myself out in the open and exposed! Why? Well, people don’t really pass by these areas and it gives me this weird (but good) feeling when I show myself off. Not in the kind of way where you feel like you could get caught- but in a way where someone is actively watching you. No one was ever there when I checked around though. Dunno. I swear I never got this feeling before getting to this place but it’s prob nothing.

Aside from my sexy little shots, everything here is pretty cool. Lots of nature, sunlight, mountains, and hot locals. One of the guys here in particular has really stuck in my mind. He didn’t really do anything interesting- he just seems to be everywhere. Dunno how he does it but I see him at least 3 times whenever I go out, and he has a different outfit on each time. Not gonna lie I was a bit creeped out because I thought he was stalking me. The more I thought about it though, the more I realized that he never glanced in my direction until I approached him. I was able to talk to him a bit and I guess he’s cool and pretty hot up close. Also noticed something about his neck but I didn’t say anything.

He also told me that I was welcome to “head on over” anytime. Wasn’t sure if I really wanted to enter a stranger’s house at first,  but we’d already talked for a good bit so why not? What could go wrong? I could totally beat his ass if needed to. And I’m pretty sure that this area is relatively safe too so maybe he won’t kill me lol. Don’t really have much else to do anyway since my vacation is almost over. Might as well have a bit more fun before I go.

Draft edited 05/05/2015

Alright, I’m heading over to that guy’s house. Wish me luck dudes.

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“Hey! Good to see you, Jason.” He nonchalantly said as he waved his muscular left arm at Jason. His smile was wide as he sat up from his shaded porch to walk towards him. As he moved into the sun, his hard and defined muscles revealed its chiseled form under its light. 

“What’s up, man.” Jason returned the smile, his eyes darting between the man’s face and abs.

“Come on in.” He said with a knowing smirk  “I’ve only got milk for drinks right now. Is that alright?”

“..You hinting at something?”

“...No.” He smirked as he pulled the door open.

…

The moment I walked through that door… I suddenly remembered the pictures that I took of myself and the feeling of it. Huh, that’s random.

Before I could question it any further, his voice pulls my attention towards him.

“Follow me.” He said in his usual friendly manner.

I immediately listened for some reason. I assumed that he was going to lead me to the living room or something, but he just kept bringing me to these doorless, empty, and identical hallways. We occasionally took a few turns but that was it. And throughout it all, he seemed a bit.. Out of it? Each time I tried to make conversation, he just gave me clipped answers with that same smile. What was up with him..? 

I looked behind me, contemplating whether or not I should leave but only saw the endless hallway.

“Oh- we’re almost there! Don’t turn around just yet!” He suddenly called to me from farther ahead. At this point, I really didn’t want to be here anymore. When I tried to just leave though, my feet just wouldn’t budge. It was like the carpet was gripping onto me whenever I tried to step away from the man, so the only way was towards him.

Ugh…

We eventually reached a room that seemed to somewhat resemble a living room. Wooden floor, two couches and a table.. And that was it. No windows or decorations. I knew it- this guy was a weirdo… I sigh as I stepped forward.

…

The moment he stepped into the room, he was overcome by an overwhelming numbness.

“…”

“…”

… Wait.. Why does my neck- Why can’t I feel anything…? 

“Sorry- ” the man apologetically said as he turned to me.

What’s going on..? 

“I’ve really been needing this..and so has the house so… Yeah.”

He shrugged. There was a bent smile on his lips.

“But I’ll take good care of your body, alright? It’s a promise.”

What the fuck is he talking about?? What’s happening?!

I tried to scream as I felt his cold hands gently clasp around my neck. And then, they suddenly tightened and pulled upwards.

Pop

“There we go!”

My eyes widened as I looked down after hearing the noise.

Is that.. 

My body? 

…

The man gently placed Jason’s head down onto the little table, facing him in a way that guaranteed that he would see what was about to happen. He silently smirked at Jason as he roamed his hands around the headless body’s bulging muscles. As he did so, his hands slowly inched towards his pants… and suddenly, the body’s semi-hardened package straining against his jocks was in full view for both Jason and the man. Jason couldn’t believe his eyes as he witnessed what was unfolding. His very own body twitched and squirmed whilst under the mercy of the grinning man.

For a moment, he stopped his groping and stepped back.

“Alright, give it to him.” He said, clapping his hands twice.

Just then, the spot of the ceiling directly above the body began to twist and morph as if it were slime. It only did so for a few seconds until something familiar emerged from it. A hint of recognition passed through Jason’s eyes as he watched it cleanly plunge onto the stump of his headless body. He glanced between the man that brought him here, and the head. They shared the same dark hair, dark eyes, stubble, thick eyebrows, styled hair, and mismatching skin tones on their necks… Suddenly, everything made sense to him.

The newly attached head slowly opened its eyes and looked around. Its lips curled into a smirk when its eyes fell upon Jason’s bodiless form. 

“Finally…”

Its right arm rose up and bent into a flex, while its other hand made its way down to its bulging jock, firmly squeezing it.

“Mmmm… Fuuuuck…” It moaned as it began to peel away its jockstrap to free his throbbing member.

As it controlled Jason’s limbs to feel its stolen muscles up, the other man approached his body from behind, pressing his tented pants against his bubble butt. The two of them lustfully grinned at each other before pressing their lips together. Their tongues twisted into each other whilst their warm bodies grazed on one another. The head began to stroke his hardened length and the man hungrily rubbed his cock against his ass, the both of them desperate for a release. The man then pulled away and repositioned himself in front of the body. He kneeled down and quickly took its length deep into his throat. Wet squelches of his mouth echoed throughout the room as he relentlessly thrusted his head back and forth.

The body thief reeled its head back and grunted in pleasure. It thrusted forward, grasping the man’s head as he erupted, warm drops of white leaking out from the corners of the man’s mouth.

And throughout all of this, Jason could only watch as a bystander- hindered by his bodiless form. 

“...It’s… cold…” he finally said. His eyelids became heavy as he drifted off to a deep slumber. The ceiling shifts again, twisting and turning. This time, thick tendrils emerge from it, reaching down onto Jason’s head and encircling it. As if accepting an offering, it pulled his head into itself.

“Do you think he’ll mind a little makeover?” The man nonchalantly asked the head as he looked at the ceiling.

“Well, who would mind looking like me… or rather, us?” The head replied with a laugh.

The man smiled “Hm, no one of course- but we’ll need to find a body for him.”

“Right right… But why don’t we have a bit more fun before that..?”

“I'm all yours.”