#I’m totally normal about him

[lizzysbrain]

My poor baby probably didn’t get an ounce of sleep that night. Bro was being dragged to prison and the only thing he was worried about was whether she was breathing or not 😢. I need a man this in love with me.

[sakuragamergirly]

He put in so much effort to try n make it perfect

He was so anxious n wanted the pin to be so perfect that he made an entire desk of pins 🥹🥹🥹

The way he was so embarrassed n shy when I made him one but then goes n gets all cute n sappy like this - I LOVE HIM SM

[pinkydoggy83]

🌀✨ — I just had to draw him

[cedarsmoke4]

Has anyone done much thinking about who Heisenberg used to be BEFORE his forced mutation? Like, it’s assumed he was at least 40 when he got got by Miranda, right? He could’ve had a wife and kids for all we know—I’m curious to hear if anyone has thoughts on it that they might wanna share👀

[kitkatdoodlez]

I like him a normal amount

[apocalyptic-bun]

*looking respectfully*

[starscream-scheming]

I can’t believe this single clip from an obscure transformers movie tie in DS game is the thing that plunged me headfirst back into my obsession with starscream

[teeth-farie]

You like to think you’ve been in your fair share of funny situations, but this is something else. You’d consider yourself of noble heritage, even if you weren’t close to inheriting any power yourself, but it seemed to be enough for dumb criminals to try and snag you for ransom.

“You’ve done well.” You say, standing in the doorway of your hotel room. Your new self appointed bodyguard grins dumbly at the praise. Maybe he was beneficial; even if he practically chased you down at the saloon you’d been at.

“All in a day's work! And, y’know, maybe you need some more guarding inside the room too?” Vash looks hopeful, and you would have been blind not to notice his little crush earlier. And, well, he was successful in protecting you, and it’s not like he’s bad looking either, he was actually kind of cute…

“You know what? I think I do, come along now.”

He nearly jumps in excitement and surprise, hurriedly trailing after you. He reminds you of a dog in a way, obedient and eager to please. “I never did catch your name, either.” You say, sitting down on the edge of your bed.

“Well! It’s actually a little complicated—oh, I always get a bit embarrassed when someone asks,”

“That’s quite alright, I think I have a name in mind for you anyway, actually.”

“Really?” His eyes are bright and nearly sparkling, bouncing on his feet.

“Yeah,” you smile, “how about ‘Spot’? Sounds fitting for you, I think.”

Vash goes red in the face, eagerly nodding his head. “Y-yes, ma’am! That sounds amazing, ma’am!”

“Then why don’t you come over here so I can reward your brave work, spot?”

It takes a second for it to register in his brain, but as soon as it does he’s answering with a bark and an enthusiastic scramble to your feet.

“Come on, up here,” you pat your lap. Vash looks at your thighs nervously, but settles nonetheless. “I’ve never sat on someone’s lap before,” he laughs, the sound melting into a whimper when you place your hands on his thigh and stomach.

“Then let me make this first especially nice for you.”

Your hands reach to his belt and he stops you. “I,”

“What’s wrong?”

“I’m, uh, I’m not the prettiest under the clothes, haha..” he answers sheepishly, his downturned eyes now showing…shame.

“I bet your body is just as cute as your face, spot. But if you don’t wanna take anything off, I can just work around that.”

He bites his lip, chewing on the skin as he thinks. He imagined that maybe he’d be the one pleasing you, but the other way around, that’s something new. “How?” He asks softly.

“Well…” you start, moving your hands from his belt to his crotch, cupping him there. “I can rub you through your pants like this, how about that?”

Vash gasps, hips rutting into your palm. “G-good!” He yelps in response, his clothed cock chubbing up at the attention.

“Good.” You purr, gently circling your hand over his growing bulge, running your fingers over the outline it makes in his pants. He makes a pitiful little sound, like a cross between a whimper and a cry. Carefully, he holds onto your shoulders.

“Doesn’t that feel good, spot?” You rub a little firmer, pressing your fingers to where his sac would be.

“Woof!” He answers, grinding against your hand. It’s a little awkward, something he’s never done before, but the outcome just feels so good. Even through his thick pants he’s starting to drip and twitch. “Good puppy, that’s it, take your reward.” You coax him on, encouraging his shakey little thrusts against your hand.

“K-kiss?” He pants out, tongue peeking from his lips. You grab the back of his head and pull him forward, your mouth colliding with his. Vash is sloppily and uncoordinated and something tells you that despite his flirtations, he must not be kissed very often. He makes a cacophony of sounds that you swallow eagerly, rolling your palm and fingers with the movements of his hips.

Vash grapples at your shirt, the fabric bunching under his fingers. He can feel your tongue press against his, he can feel you licking over his teeth, and his eyes roll back into his head when you force his mouth open and spit down his throat.

“Maaaasterrrr,” he gurgles, nearly bouncing in your lap. “Master, huh? You’re really an obedient puppy, aren’t you?” You coo, nipping at his jaw. Vash shivers, tongue lolling from his mouth with a wet moan when you squeeze his aching bulge.

“Come on, spot, are you close? I bet you’re real pent up, huh? No one’s given you the touch you needed, have they? Poor baby. Go on and cum for your master.”

You have the privilege of watching his face screw as he chases his high, his jaw slack and eyebrows furrowed, hips rutting into your hand almost like he was feral. He’s whimpering, slurring out your name- and he screams a silent scream when he finally climaxes, his toes curling in his boots and his fingers digging into your shoulders.

“There we go,” you massage him through his orgasm, feeling the fabric grow warm and wet under your skin. “That’s it, what a good boy.” You kiss him sweetly, moving to pepper them across his cheeks. Vash croons softly, his legs trembling. “I-I think,” he begins, swallowing thickly. His face and neck are sweaty and flushed red and you wonder how far down it spreads.

“I think I’m ready to take my clothes off now, hehe..”

“Atta boy, spot.”

[another-lost-mc]

Hihi Jes! 💜 How have you been? I wanted to ask you if you have seen or plan to watch Hazbin Hotel— and if you like it, who's your favorite character? 👀

Hello hello! I’ve been wonderful, I hope you are having a lovely day so far! 💖

As for your question—yes, I love both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. They’re fantastic shows and last night I was gushing to my friends in discord about how obsessed I am they should watch them too.

My favourite Hazbin Hotel character though? APPARENTLY it’s obvious that Alastor would be my type favourite. Is he creepy and hot at the same time? Does he remind me of my beloved Hannibal fandom because of his deer demon form? Do I watch his scenes repeatedly because monsterfucker kink goes brrr he’s just that amazing?

…perhaps.

[queenfishie]

I wanted to fucking eat him up when he was in this outfit.

[person4924]

SPIDER MAN SPIDER MAN

DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN

SPINS A WEB

ANY SIZE

CATCHES THIEVES

JUST LIKE FLIES

LOOK OUT

HERE COME THE SPIDER MAANN

SPIDER MANNNN

SPOODERMANNNNNNN

BOOBERMANNNNN

SPIDER MAN SPIDER MAN

[naniksstuff]

Overly dramatic in every gesture 💅

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price on Stump The Stars (Mike Stokely’s Pantomime Quiz Show) circa 1950

I had to bring this back...slapping Mikes ass and the flirting with Hans does it for me...

[emmyrosee]

Hello, I have no idea what the chameleon episode was but I like talking to you

wait I like talking to you too omg 🥺🩷 you can always talk to me about anything and everything omg

OKOKOKOKOK- under the cut for blue lock season two spoilers

AHHHHHHH ITS THE EPISODE OF BLUE LOCK WHERE YUKIMIYA’S TECHNIQUE IS REALLY SHOWN AAAAAAANNNND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ACTUALLY AND HES SO COOL AND I WANT TO CHEW ON HIS FACE UGH-

LIKE THE ANIMATION ON HIM IS BEAUTIFUL, AND HES SO PRETTY AND I JUST AHSJDISNDOSNEID AND HIS VOICE MAKES ME SCREAM INTO MY PILLOW AGGGGHHHHHH

[everydayarsonist]

I’m completely normal about the Yiga Zonai Vehicles I swear

(Hoverdoom MK.3 my beloved)

[dramaticpandabear]

MY BELOVED LEGENDARY CHEESE MAN MANTA RAY JACK IS BACK!!!!

I MISSED HIM SO MUCH 🥹