#I’m tired and this is very funny to me
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The white lab coat was worn commonly by doctors in 1889 and onwards, and was created a few years prior. Before that, doctors and surgeons would wear darker coats or frocks (usually black) when conducting their procedures. This dates back to around the 1300s or even before with barber surgeons.
In conclusion, THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DR HENRY JEKYLL TO NOT BE WEARING PROPER LABORATORY ATTIRE WHEN DOING HIS SCIENCEY SHIT
#Fun Fact! they were changed from black to white in order to better identify when it was was dirty or stained (usually with blood)#the black lab coats would just stiffen up over time from how much blood was on them that went unnoticed and uncleaned#I’m tired and this is very funny to me#this was separate research but it got me thinking about my science man#I apologise for this /j#jekyll and hyde#the glass scientists#tgs#henry jekyll#dr henry jekyll#the strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde#tgs henry jekyll
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and there goes batman with another reckless plan where he doesn’t consider his children at all-
oh! what’s this! it’s the red hood with a steel chair! !!
#does this make sense?#is it funny?#i don’t know#i’m very tired#it’s funny to me#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfam#batfamily
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‘ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this 𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂 thing’
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#pinterest#what if#I found this under some fan art from the angler fish btw#unprovoked#jon would not approve of freaky. archives im sure#as a fellow ace I wouldn’t either#I’m sorry I am very tired and this is so funny to me#freaky archives
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I think the reason Charles never refers to Hawkeye by his name is because it’s a nickname, because he’ll call BJ, Margaret, and Klinger by their names without issue, and I could write up an entire post about Charles’ approach to names and nicknames and I might come back and do that tomorrow when it’s not so late
For now I just want to make the point that there’s a scenario in my head where Charles tried one (1) time to call Hawkeye Benjamin in casual conversation and the entire conversation ground to a halt because they both got incredibly uncomfortable about it because it sounded so WRONG and they agreed to never talk about it again
#mash#charles winchester#hawkeye pierce#‘but Queen what about Radar’ I think he just doesn’t know Radar’s actual first name#cause Radar doesn’t really bring it up like ever#and also it’s very funny to me if he thinks Radar is just his actual name#’but he calls Klinger Max’ only after a very profound and sincere moment between them#after which I think he considers Klinger to be his close friend#a level of closeness he does not allow himself to express with Hawkeye and BJ#for whatever reasons (I have thoughts but I’m sleepy and also on my phone)#I think a lot about this. can you tell.#anyways I think only Hawkeye’s family is allowed to call him Benjamin#or Ben#and like one specific aunt is allowed to call him Benny or something#because she’s very old and he can’t say no to her she’s his favourite#wow I’m tired this is going in so many directions#anyways#hope this is coherent
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I will never not love Sarnax taking phrases too literally. Especially since it usually involves him trying to be helpful, and not understanding that it’s just a phrase
Like Victoria mentioning the phrase “catch more flies with honey than vinegar”, and this man was SO ready to give Victoria tips on how to actually catch flies. I just. I can’t. I love him so much.
It’s like Shepherd keeps saying, Sarnax is a little rough around the edges but he means well.
#I just realized that two of my most recent loa blorbos are both Mikey’s characters#(being Jericho and Sarnax)#huh#side note but when I would see a bunch of cos fanart of Sarnax I just. didn’t fully understand why he was such a popular character#granted this was before I watched cos#but I understand now#this funky little lizard just. absolutely stole my heart by episode 3 at the latest#legends of avantris#curse of strahd#curse of strahdanya#sarnax of the edelwood#also the tail holding is so funny to me bc I have read a lot of Widowmauk smut fics and one common thing among them was that tieflings#tails were fairly sensitive. At least the tips are. which I know logistically doesn’t make any sense for the rest of the tail bc otherwise#you’d hear a tiefling moan every time they bump their tail against a table or smth. but yknow its smut so.#but bc of those fics i know cant help but associate the tip of a tiefling’s tail being very sensitive (and I specifically mean the spade#thing) no I don’t apply this same type of thinking with lizardfolk or Tabaxi and such#because I imagine their tails function the same way as their animal counterparts do#tieflings are just different bc I say so. anyway can you tell it’s late and I’m tire?
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I think y’all don’t realize how insulting it is as a descendant of pogrom refugees and Shoah victims to constantly hear Hitler analogies to such and such fictional blorbo. I don’t think you get to constantly compare shit to Hitler when you don’t even call out the antisemitism happening all around you! You don’t care when your friends repeat nazi talking points. You don’t care about Jewish suffering. You don’t care when I ask you to care. You don’t see it and you tell me I’m crazy for noticing! I have to live with this trauma of the literal holocaust every day. You know nothing of nazis and the things they did to us. And antisemitism doesn’t end there but you care more about fandom drama instead.
#ven talks#I gotta shut up I’m so tired but COME ON#antisemitism#jewish#Hitler isn’t just some generic bad guy btw his primary platform was jew hatred#and it’s so funny because it’s always ALWAYS goyim doing this and likewise it’s always other Jews who empathize with me and why I find#comfort in certain scenarios involving deeply flawed characters#I shouldn’t have to explain myself it’s very personal and I don’t think I can expect goyishe fandom to fully understand if it tried
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going into my final week of classes and we always have one last week after the final paper (so the professors have time for grading) where typically the only work we have is one last discussion post.
usually, this post is pretty simple and light (to go easy on us after the final). my ethics class is like “summarize your conclusions from your final paper! :)” and my communications class is like “tell the class about your career goals! :)”
meanwhile, statistics…
#which is very easy - it’s just FUNNY#you thought we were done learning new material after the final? THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!!#READ THE PYTHON SCRIPT AND WEEP#no but stats was my favorite class this semester…#i still wanna take stats II but i haven’t decided for sure yet#it’s a lot of work but it’s very straightforward work#as opposed to my environmental and communications courses that involve a lot of opinion#which is fine but can be really tiring when the thing they want my opinion about is stupid or repetitive#like. FOUR courses made me take that one environmental footprint calculator quiz…#FOUR SEPARATE COURSES#and it’s like. i’m not saying it’s not important - but i GET IT!!!!!!!#at this point it’s just a waste of my time - teach me something i don’t already know!#i definitely should have taken a different online program but that’s beside the point#it’ll even out once i get my master’s#and i’m ultimately happy to have had the ‘broader’ education of environmental science (with a communication minor)#bc i think that’ll serve me better in management later in my career#even if it makes early career stuff more difficult
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so update on the reposter they’re still here and now they have tumblr I recognized them immediately and blocked them. but idk how long they were looking through my art. please block and/or report them I’m so uncomfortable and kind of upset right now. I also want everyone else who has silvaze kids to be safe.
#reposter alert#they are still very much on instagram too so please be careful#they even sent me an ask…..#I’m actually really upset. correction#idk what they’re trying to do but I’m tired of it and I want them to leave me alone.#this isn’t funny it isn’t cute it’s not a compliment in any way.
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Don’t you know that Tork is a wifebeater?
tags.
#guys i’m sorry i don’t need this right now#i’m done being ‘funny’ and trying to make it lighthearted#yes. i know. i have very conflicted feelings about peter and ive been really upset abo it it especially this week#i have had a horrible start to the school year. can we not get really heated about the monkees right now PLEASE#i am sorry to be rude this is just like the fiftieth anon ask i’ve got in the last few days and idk what i did wrong#and people seem to be really mad. we all know peter was not the saint right? i’ve said it like fifty times. i made the whole post about it#i deleted the post that seemed to get people angry where i talked abott it my dislike of torksmith#people treat peter like he’s so innocent. i know that he was not. i distance myself from real life peter. are you happy?#i am tired#please stop spamming me with asks whoever you are
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a heterosexual marriage between two nonbinary people who are two different genders. do you understand me
#if we define heterosexual marriage as being between different genders then i think we should normalize heterosexual nonbinary marriage.#because it’s very funny to me.#i’m a homosexual and not nonbinary i’m sorry if this is extremely offensive to the nonbinary and/or heterosexual communities.#feel free to bash my head in with a rock if so#i’m EXTREMELY tired#yeehaws
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Bernard: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Jack: What the- you can’t be here! You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Bernard: Death is a social construct
#the santa clause#the santa clause 3#incorrect santa clause quotes#incorrect quotes#this was very funny in my head#it probably makes no sense because I’m tired#not canon but I mean.#it is to me
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Dumb shit my parents have made fun of me or laughed at me for reccently an ongoing list because I’m over it.
- getting up early
-sleeping late
- getting water multiple times within an a few hours
-carrying the hamper down the stairs slowly as to not hurt myself or others
#ryders rambles#I’m tired#like I have a very teasing relationship with my parents so it’s mostly okay but after a certin point it’s just ridiculous#like#idk it’s funny to me#but also somtimes It’s Like Everything i do is wrong#small vent#funny vent#vent
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listen I enjoy Temenos as much as the next guy but there are Seven Other Main Characters to choose from (and some who also have some Gay momence…)
To avoid loss of biodiversity in the Octopath 2 ecosystem, there needs to be a Temenos Tax. For every one (1) creative work centered on Temenos, there must be two (2) creative works focused on Any Other character (no, Crick doesn’t count for this purpose. I lov him but he is a risk factor). Works focused on women are worth twice as much
#octopath traveler 2#only You can prevent fandom biodiversity loss#I do find tem’s storyline very compelling and he’s so funny#but also I’m so tired of male character and mlm favoritism in fandoms especially when there are actually an equal number of women main char#who are also written very well!#so it’s like. the opportunities are There they are just not being Taken#if you’ve played more than a couple of Castti’s chapters you can Def sense some Lesbianism happening#and it’s in a couple of her travel banters for other characters’ stories#and Agnea is soooo baby sapphic to me. some of her banters with Throné feel like she’s got a lil crush#(not that I ship agnea and throné. idk the exact ages but I’m Pretty sure Throné is too old for her. so it’s also like a Gay Admiration imo#the general phenomenon in fandoms I’ve seen is very For one dollar name a woman
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Just applied for a summer childcare position (like for a camp type thing) that pays 20–28 dollars an hour based on qualifications (I should be towards the end of that scale because I work in a school; and the only requirement the job lists is to be 16 and have experience with children). So hopefully they’ll consider me. That would be wonderful.
#I hate applying for jobs so much. Everyone uses a different website that makes you sign up for newsletters that clog your email#that you have to manually unsubscribe to#But yeah that’s way more than I get paid as a para lol#which is kind of sad because being a para or teacher is a lot more strenuous and complex than supervising kids during structured play#Because usually the kids enjoy stuff like rock climbing and swimming#so you don’t have to guide them through ten different layers of mental gymnastics to complete their work#or sometimes physically keep them from leaving the learning area after every problem they complete#(of course I do the last thing very gently; and I don’t like having to carry kids from under tables back to their seats#but they’re not going to learn anything if they stay underneath tables all day long… that kind of defeats the purpose of being in school.#I give a lot of verbal warnings before too. Some kids just refuse to learn all the time regardless of their mood because it’s funny to them#Anyway: Kids should not be playing video games past bedtime on a fucking Oculus Rift#Like seriously the tech withdrawal in some of these babies is palpable#Horrifying#Anyway this summer job will be a breeze if I get it#Hopefully no one will be begging me for chromebooks during rock climbing#(I know it sounds like I’m irritated with the kids; and I am. But it’s more irritation with their parents letting them become addicted#to iPads for the sake of convenience; and also frustration directed at capitalism that makes the parents so tired#that they let the iPad babysit their kids so they can rest. It’s the whole system man. It’s fucked.)
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Zzzzzzz mimimimimi
#tired#no thoughts head empty#I wanna do stuff#but no brain power#*sighs*#they should let me make commas in the tags#I love commas#gn who ever sees this#may you have a lovely no wakey cold pillow nigjt#maybe you’ll see me later hehehhe#(I forgot to take my sleep meds but I’m hoping it’ll be fine)#for sure I won’t just wake up in the middle of the night right??? that’d be crazyyyyyy#also (ignoring that nobody will have gone this deep into my tags) I removed all of the nd stuff in my bio because I didn’t show signs when -#was little#I’m getting trauma therapy though#I’m curious how much of my brain rn is trauma and how much is actually me/ my genetics /gen#very interesting#I’m hoping it will make all of/most of my mental health problems go away#but that would probably be too good to be true#‘s kinda funny when you think about it#my body has been in fight/ flight mode aka traumatized for 6? years now?#man that’s a long time#wow#I didn’t realize it was that long#anyway#vent post#tag because it might’ve accidentally turned into one#good night :D#mimimimimim
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i miss when cartoons would express the passage of time by giving a character an afro in a flashback to exaggerate their hair loss in the present
#that shit was so funny to me as a kid. LIKE ESPECIALLY THAT ONE SPONGEBOB EPISODE#like sometimes it would be because their past was the 70’s but some cartoons would just go ham with it#I think a few live action shows did this too#I’m very tired and my head hurts
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