#I’m tired and this is very funny to me
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arinishi · 2 years ago
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The white lab coat was worn commonly by doctors in 1889 and onwards, and was created a few years prior. Before that, doctors and surgeons would wear darker coats or frocks (usually black) when conducting their procedures. This dates back to around the 1300s or even before with barber surgeons.
In conclusion, THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DR HENRY JEKYLL TO NOT BE WEARING PROPER LABORATORY ATTIRE WHEN DOING HIS SCIENCEY SHIT
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tiredofsatansbullshit · 9 months ago
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and there goes batman with another reckless plan where he doesn’t consider his children at all-
oh! what’s this! it’s the red hood with a steel chair! !!
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viviansfaefriend · 5 months ago
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‘ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this 𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂 thing’
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youngpettyqueen · 1 year ago
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I think the reason Charles never refers to Hawkeye by his name is because it’s a nickname, because he’ll call BJ, Margaret, and Klinger by their names without issue, and I could write up an entire post about Charles’ approach to names and nicknames and I might come back and do that tomorrow when it’s not so late
For now I just want to make the point that there’s a scenario in my head where Charles tried one (1) time to call Hawkeye Benjamin in casual conversation and the entire conversation ground to a halt because they both got incredibly uncomfortable about it because it sounded so WRONG and they agreed to never talk about it again
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luna-the-cretar · 7 days ago
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I will never not love Sarnax taking phrases too literally. Especially since it usually involves him trying to be helpful, and not understanding that it’s just a phrase
Like Victoria mentioning the phrase “catch more flies with honey than vinegar”, and this man was SO ready to give Victoria tips on how to actually catch flies. I just. I can’t. I love him so much.
It’s like Shepherd keeps saying, Sarnax is a little rough around the edges but he means well.
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canisvesperus · 3 months ago
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I think y’all don’t realize how insulting it is as a descendant of pogrom refugees and Shoah victims to constantly hear Hitler analogies to such and such fictional blorbo. I don’t think you get to constantly compare shit to Hitler when you don’t even call out the antisemitism happening all around you! You don’t care when your friends repeat nazi talking points. You don’t care about Jewish suffering. You don’t care when I ask you to care. You don’t see it and you tell me I’m crazy for noticing! I have to live with this trauma of the literal holocaust every day. You know nothing of nazis and the things they did to us. And antisemitism doesn’t end there but you care more about fandom drama instead.
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starbuck · 7 days ago
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going into my final week of classes and we always have one last week after the final paper (so the professors have time for grading) where typically the only work we have is one last discussion post.
usually, this post is pretty simple and light (to go easy on us after the final). my ethics class is like “summarize your conclusions from your final paper! :)” and my communications class is like “tell the class about your career goals! :)”
meanwhile, statistics…
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izuizzy · 4 months ago
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so update on the reposter they’re still here and now they have tumblr I recognized them immediately and blocked them. but idk how long they were looking through my art. please block and/or report them I’m so uncomfortable and kind of upset right now. I also want everyone else who has silvaze kids to be safe.
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monkee-mobile · 3 months ago
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Don’t you know that Tork is a wifebeater?
tags.
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gayestcowboy · 2 years ago
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a heterosexual marriage between two nonbinary people who are two different genders. do you understand me
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neils-weenie-whistle · 1 year ago
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Bernard: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Jack: What the- you can’t be here! You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Bernard: Death is a social construct
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ryderdire · 5 months ago
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Dumb shit my parents have made fun of me or laughed at me for reccently an ongoing list because I’m over it.
- getting up early
-sleeping late
- getting water multiple times within an a few hours
-carrying the hamper down the stairs slowly as to not hurt myself or others
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oracleofsecrets · 2 years ago
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listen I enjoy Temenos as much as the next guy but there are Seven Other Main Characters to choose from (and some who also have some Gay momence…)
To avoid loss of biodiversity in the Octopath 2 ecosystem, there needs to be a Temenos Tax. For every one (1) creative work centered on Temenos, there must be two (2) creative works focused on Any Other character (no, Crick doesn’t count for this purpose. I lov him but he is a risk factor). Works focused on women are worth twice as much
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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 11 months ago
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Just applied for a summer childcare position (like for a camp type thing) that pays 20–28 dollars an hour based on qualifications (I should be towards the end of that scale because I work in a school; and the only requirement the job lists is to be 16 and have experience with children). So hopefully they’ll consider me. That would be wonderful.
#I hate applying for jobs so much. Everyone uses a different website that makes you sign up for newsletters that clog your email#that you have to manually unsubscribe to#But yeah that’s way more than I get paid as a para lol#which is kind of sad because being a para or teacher is a lot more strenuous and complex than supervising kids during structured play#Because usually the kids enjoy stuff like rock climbing and swimming#so you don’t have to guide them through ten different layers of mental gymnastics to complete their work#or sometimes physically keep them from leaving the learning area after every problem they complete#(of course I do the last thing very gently; and I don’t like having to carry kids from under tables back to their seats#but they’re not going to learn anything if they stay underneath tables all day long… that kind of defeats the purpose of being in school.#I give a lot of verbal warnings before too. Some kids just refuse to learn all the time regardless of their mood because it’s funny to them#Anyway: Kids should not be playing video games past bedtime on a fucking Oculus Rift#Like seriously the tech withdrawal in some of these babies is palpable#Horrifying#Anyway this summer job will be a breeze if I get it#Hopefully no one will be begging me for chromebooks during rock climbing#(I know it sounds like I’m irritated with the kids; and I am. But it’s more irritation with their parents letting them become addicted#to iPads for the sake of convenience; and also frustration directed at capitalism that makes the parents so tired#that they let the iPad babysit their kids so they can rest. It’s the whole system man. It’s fucked.)
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creature-from-unknown-orgins · 11 months ago
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Zzzzzzz mimimimimi
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muddlemore · 7 months ago
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i miss when cartoons would express the passage of time by giving a character an afro in a flashback to exaggerate their hair loss in the present
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