#I’m the most normal ever.
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Chat- you know this meme right?
Yeah this is me. I’m losing my mind about ariboo and I will be for a while :]
#fable smp#fable smp arisanna#fable smp momboo#fsmp ariboo#I’m the most normal ever.#SUN AND MOON YURI STAYS WINNING
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reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)
#hello first ever poll how did I do#I know this is kind of a wild spread I wanted to pick things that are maybe less accessible today/have more historic precedence I guess ??#I also only picked foods I was already familiar with / was able to find firsthand historical accounts of#cause I didn’t want to fuck anything up lol#for the record I’m between Roman and tang dynasty#anyways#mike makes polls#mike speaks#I also wanted them to be like a normal/ popular meal that would be eaten by most folk regularly#other than the Abraham Lincoln one lmao
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"vicious people can't resist hurting others, even when it goes against their own interests"
#gk#golden kamuy#ogata hyakunosuke#ogata#asirpa#c’moon take me across the river I promise I’m normal#said the most untrustworthy looking man ever
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anyway I think zedaph’s like. plotline. character arc whatever is so funny to me. This man shows up to hermitcraft after being in a singleplayer world for 100 episodes and the first thing he does is turn around and build a hole in the ground and not talk to hardly anyone. And the second thing he does is trap the door. Excellent. So then he spends a season or two being a genius and inventing new mental illnesses for his viewers to have and etc etc. Dresses up for Halloween as the embodiment of death and goes up to people and asks them to die. Like. Normal things. He builds another hole in the ground and builds a complicated redstone device that can tell the time for him so he doesn’t have to go outside. And of course he traps the door again. Then in season eight he decides you know what I’m going to start regularly interacting with people other than my two (2) close friends. And you know how I’m going to do it. I’m going to put them in a box and psychologically evaluate them. Awesome. Wonderful. We love to see it. You know what that is? Growth. And so now we’re at season nine and he’s pretty regularly teaming up with the others and being silly and everything. And you know like trying to spy on them without them noticing and normal stuff like that. But at the end of the day he still lives in a hole
#introvert king is what I’m trying to say#he is so scared but he doesn’t have to be because he’s great and everybody knows it#idk his is probably mostly me projecting but like. his arc. is so funny to me#he does so much weird stuff AND he refuses to elaborate which is an absolute killer combination. no one is doing it like zed#hermitcraft#zedaph#astro speaks#most normal guy ever
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WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED RESPONSE :( /pos
#good to know I could make people insane about them#I’m trying so so so so hard to be normal about them and I do a bad job of hiding it#but at least I don’t have to feel bad about it too much if y’all are enjoying it hehehe#<3#ty for your support as always (makes the most pathetic face ever of all time)#art escapades#docsuma#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#the shepherd#my sona#ask#dbhc ask#ALSO#DANCINGLIFEBOAT I SEE YOU AND IM LOOKING AND NODDING
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what if we kissed in the Garden of Gethsemane after the last supper and I did not refuse your treacherous kiss which identified me to the police of Sanhedrin but instead I kissed you in return to show that I still love you and forgive you for betraying me and we were both boys
#im so sorry guys did I ever mention i am supremely autistic about religious mythology#most normal callum fixation#cal.txt#biblical mythology#jesus christ#judas iscariot#jesus and judas#religious stuff#garden of gethsemane#jesus x judas#doomed yaoi#I’m so sorry this is such a. bad post#and we were both boys#stares at Jesus and Judas two biblical figures that were very likely real human guys also: TWO BOYS KISSING‼️🥂🫡#sorry#but like you followed me so this is your fault
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Guy who never looks the same when I draw him
#it’s my mission to draw him in the most ridiculous Pinterest outfits ever#tw eye trauma#listen don’t come for me about that most masc profile I’ve ever drawn#you’re talking to someone who up until a year ago drew twinks and twinks exclusively#headcanon that body parts and wounds just regenerate unless it represents like a traumatic historical event#also headcanon that Gil just does not have a normal wardrobe and genuinely goes grocery shopping like he’s off to the club#I’m ignoring his canon outfits I do not see them U_U#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#hws germany#aph germany#ludwig beilschmidt#digital art#my art#fanart
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i have nothing else to say about this. i am absolutely batshit.
confused? let me show you because after my months of analyzing this song i did not see this a SINGLE TIME until it was pointed out to me.
i’m going batshit insane. this is the reason why i need to be locked in a padded room.
right after alastor said that vox asked him to join his “team” and alastor said no.
there is no other explanation for this.
LALALALA IM GONNA DIE ‼️‼️‼️
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING REASON.
#i just cannot believe this#i thought it was fucking edited when it was pointed out to me#this is the most obvious thing i’ve ever seen#i get the rainbow error bars because that’s a common error on televisions.#BUT THIS????#i’m never getting over this in my entire life#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin hotel vox#bisexual#radiosilence#onewaybroadcast#why can’t u just be fucking normal#why can’t i just be fucking normal#why can’t i just fixate on the good guys instead of vox’s 283728473 mental illnesses#and his batshit relationship history
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BuckTommy for the win
I hope they get married
#i wasn’t even interested in shipping whilst watching 9-1-1 but the behaviour of the buddie fans is so fucking vile I’m now a tevan shipper#out of spite#fuck you and your harassment campaign you’re tar pits#weaponising social justice for a ship is the most immature pathetic thing ever#every normal person seeing what you’re saying online thinks you’re insane#tevan#bucktommy#911 abc#9-1-1#edit: obligatory ‘not all buddie shippers’ disclaimer
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hush doodles (still a wip design i think)
#most normal guy you’ve ever seen!#😀#i’m in love with him#he’s so silly#i think he picks random things he finds and keeps them with him#that includes bunny bracelet#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted hush#redacted fanart
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I love the idea that percy was fully aware of his own crush on annabeth since the beginning, but he was COMPLETELY oblivious to annabeth's crush on him
we know the annabeth's had a crush on percy since TLT, i personally think that she realized she liked him during the tunnel of love scene where he was protected her from the spiders and all.
just picture twelve year old annabeth who couldn't understand for the life of her why this annoying, random boy keeps making her feel a certain type of way. and then, he protects her from mechanical spiders and it all just clicks.
BUT i think percy began to develop a crush on annabeth pretty early on in TLT (my personal theory is it started when they were playing hacky sack and annabeth was SO impressive that percy was just in awe.. like that’s the most twelve year old thing ever and i could die from cuteness aggression)
and then right after, annabeth is quick on her feet to think of a solution to get percy out of the bus and dodge the furies, and that’s when his crush was in full effect.
nowww, i dont think percy realized his crush until like SoM, but it definitely had been there since TLT (annabeth’s is the opposite i think, she realized her crush immediately because she knew what having a crush felt like, luke, before and she’s just more in touch with her emotions in general)
#little percabeth analysis#he fell but she realized first but then they both fell harder (into tartaraus)#annabeth chase#percy jackson#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percabeth brainrot go brrrr#i’m actually so normal about them guys plz believe me#i love these little freaks#they make me so sick#baby percabeth is so special to me#yall can’t tell me percy wasn’t crushing hard when he right off the bat described annabeth has a pretty girl with princess curls#if that’s not the most 12 year old crush ever idk what is
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if you see absolutely anything that has kabru in it. And are unable to stop yourself from making it about L/abru (even when Laios doesn’t even appear or is irrelevant to the content in question!) and reduce kabrus entire deuteragonist-level character into wanting to fuck laios. I’m stealing something out of your house!!!!!
disclaimer: If you ship l/abru and gaf about kabru and don’t do this then this post isn’t about you 🤓
#I love kabru so much but finding content of him is so painful bro I cant#Flames flames flames up the side of my face!#I constantly consider just nuking my account and forgetting I ever read or cared about dungeon meshi many times bc of this lol#I care him so much. More than I care about dungeon Meshi as a work as much as I respect it and it’s fun to create for#I can’t be normal about this genuinely I never get like this but I turn into A.M from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream#Laios and kabrus connection is really sweet in the end and I don’t ship it but like the ship it’s so inoffensive in abstract just not for m#But in reality every day I get jumpscared by the things people are doing to my angel#Like just do laios self shipping that’s clearly what you daft cunts actually want why puppeteer kabru free my boy#I promised I would never post like this but like it really makes me so mad lol. And want to just go back to not looking up anything online#And I already specifically curate my experience to a crazy degree.#But the way that this fandom revolves around babying laios is crazy dude#Like every single thing is about poor poor laios#like he’s the main character but it’s insane even people who LIKE him have to put disclaimers when saying even jokey mean things#Because then 1000x idpol white autistic people will descend upon them otherwise#And I say this as an autistic person of colour it’s annoying asf lol I do not respect any of you! To put it mildly!#If the only way you can engage with characters or stories is through vectors which You can personally project onto and relate to#I’m doing a lot more than fucking stealing something out of your house!#It’s the most normal thing on earth to not like the main character of a series but I feel if you genuinely hated laios#And are not just “guilty” of criticising him or appreciating his flawed character. Then the legions of cornballs will descend on you#The only good spaces are small pockets of people engaging with each other together. The rest lol nuclear devastation#but I suppose that’s the nature of fandoms lol why complain about clowns at the circus 🚶#Like there’s literally characters whose main purpose in the story IS their relationship/dynamic with laios. Kabru is NOT JUST THAT!!#He is a deuteragonist!#Treat him like one!#Like why are people talking about labru on my freaking kaburin and kabushuro posts dude free me
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I say this as a certified gwen cooper stan and defender and lover etc etc so if i see anyone in my replies coming for my girl its on sight. But it is honestly completely batshit insane to me the way seasons 1 and 2 of torchwood consistently do this thing where on-screen development or depiction of Jack and Ianto’s romantic relationship is directly preceded by a category five Gwen and Jack Unresolved Sexual Tension event. Like, Jack propositioning Ianto over Suzie’s corpse comes right after a scene where Jack and Gwen make moon eyes at each other from across the Hub; in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Jack only asks Ianto out on a date after a failed attempt to woo Gwen; in Reset, Martha’s conversation with Ianto about getting him and Jack a red UNIT hat comes after her convo with Gwen where both of them are like “man we must be the only two people in the world who havent been with Jack.” The obviously most insane example is in Something Borrowed when Gwen and Jack dance together extremely intimately AT GWEN’S WEDDING and Ianto literally has to WALK OVER to take Jack off Gwen’s hands. (If I missed any more examples please tell me because i feel like I did. Also Fwiw not every Janto scene follows a Gwack UST event, though by the same turn not every Gwack UST event is followed by a Janto scene. But I think there’s enough here for it to be a pattern.). So there’s this consistent thing where we see Jack make moon eyes at Gwen and only going to Ianto after this fails to result in anything substantial. This creates the impression that Ianto is Jack’s second choice for a partner, and that Gwen is his first.
You could argue that this pattern constitutes Jack choosing Ianto over Gwen, but… I dunno. The obstacle that consistently stops Jack from pursuing Gwen further in the scenes I’m talking about is not his commitment to Ianto but Gwen’s commitment to Rhys. (If you want an example of TW S1/2 actually showing Jack choose Ianto over Gwen I’d point at End of Days: Gwen metaphorically awakens Jack by kissing his corpse (he doesn’t seem to object but Gwen is obviously the one initiating), and then Jack immediately runs off to make out with Ianto. Compare with, say, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, where Jack tries to initiate with Gwen, gets cock-blocked by her engagement ring, and subsequently asks Ianto out. You see the difference?
To set my cards on the table I am obsessed with Jack and Gwen’s straightbait situationship, and I think it is completely fine and cool and entertaining, actually, for Jack and Gwen UST to coexist with canon Janto (Jack is from the Free Love century and has two hands; meanwhile it baffles me that people get on Gwen’s ass for the crime of (checks notes) being into Jack Fucking Harkness, as if being attracted to him is not completely normal and understandable), HOWEVER the show’s scene to scene editing CONSISTENTLY gives the impression that Jack would choose Gwen over Ianto if given the opportunity. So for all that I think a lot of Gwen hate is like, people being unfairly mad at Gwen for “getting in the way” of a gay ship that, per the show’s writing, she never actively interferes with or disapproves of and is generally shown to support, the way the show uses the language of editing does actually kind of value Jack’s hypothetical straight relationship with Gwen over his existing gay relationship with Ianto in a way that frankly fucking sucks. I have no idea whether or not this was intentional or whose fault it is (if I had to blame anyone I’d blame the writers involved and the editors involved, but tv production is complicated and this is a systemic problem that would be difficult to identify if you’re only looking at one episode at a time) but whatever happened its like. A lowkey homophobic element of an otherwise mostly queer-friendly show. Literally what were they thinking.
#Anyway this is why if you’re bashing Gwen you should instead bash the torchwood production crew. Politely. They are real people after all#As an aside; ��Meat” has a cut Janto flirting scene that was scripted as occuring BEFORE the Gwen makes out with Rhys while staring at Jack#(GWEN YOURE INSANE!!!!!!)#so hypothetically if they’d kept in that scene and the editor hadn’t put it after the gwen scene that would be a strong exception#where a Janto scene took place BEFORE a Cat. 5 Gwack UST Event. However the scene was fully cut so we will never know#As an aside to the aside the meat gwen Jack scene is way normaler in Meat’s script (she stares at Jack AFTER making out with rhys)#So everyone say thank you to (i’m guessing) Meat director Colin Teague for the most insane shit ive ever seen in my life#torchwood#meta#jack harkness#gwen cooper#ianto jones#my post
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you understand mumbo like no one else on this website. i have been rewatching s6 and in episode 129 (non-chronological; he shows the results of his redstone before the process) there's bit where he says "i can't test this, but you already know how it turned out, so let me know in the comments whether i've succeeded" and then he continues, somewhat abashed as is the mumbo jumbo way, "i know that's not how time works, but still, some reassurance would be nice"
you see he is very embarrassed to be sidestepping the linear progression of time, he knows it's not the done thing, he's just anxious and could you be so kind this once? "i know that's not how time works but still" translation = he knows he's meant to follow the laws of physics - everyone does it! - but oh dear that one is very inconvenient at this particular moment, so please don't mind him.
-tgh
YES exactly exactly this man will apologize for breaking the flow of linear time as if he used the wrong fork to eat dessert (he is terribly sorry for making a scene)
#we are shaking hands we are sharing the mumbo characterization brain cell u understand#i didn’t even know about that moment but i’m so happy it exists#The Most Extremely Normal Guy Ever#mumbo jumbo#splashasks#anonymous#if i’m supposed to know who tgh is im sorry my brain is not firing on all cylinders but hi !
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for the Anto & Croz girlies 👀 a zoomed-in gif of The Bite™️ 🥴
#I’m suuuuper normal about him. and this scene. the most normal ever.#(< lying)#harry crosby#anthony boyle#masters of the air#mota
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h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work
unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion
#in some ways it IS the move to go to grad school right out of undergrad#because your body can still sort of operate like a college kid#i’m on about 3ish hours of sleep rn and this morning it felt SO over but now i’ve eaten something and we’re so back#i also don’t really do caffeine. except sometimes i’ll go get one of those panera death lemonades#i might be able to snag a short nap before work#but anyway about seventeen year old emilie. i was thinking abt how she was in that movie solitude and adrien said she was seventeen#WAIT. NO. HE SAID SHE WAS SEVENTEEN IN THAT PHOTO ON HIS DESKTOP NOT IN THE MOVIE#well. okay whatever i’m gonna tell you what i was thinking about anyway#OKAY i’m back i just checked the wikipedia page and then i watched the end of gorizilla. to make sure i’m not lying. because i’m normal.#anyway i was thinking about the solitude film and how it’s super rare and old and obscure and whatever. and how apparently#emilie wrote it herself and andre produced it#and i’m thinking about how gabe was discovered by audrey and that’s how he got his start in the fashion industry#so now i’m like?? did gabe and emilie first meet on the set of solitude? because gabe was designing costumes or whatever?#and that’s how audrey found him? have people already thought about this??#also i just checked and it doesn’t say emilie’s last name in the credits and also it’s ‘graham films’ with the twin rings logo m#so i’m assuming she’s still emilie graham de vanily at that point#anyway it comes back to seventeen year old emilie because i started imagining seventeen year old runaway emilie having her new life in pari#after escaping her british nobility life#and the first thing she does is write and star in an original movie. of course.#and she meets this repressed bisexual punk upstart costume designer who is so the opposite of everyone she’s ever known#and he’s immediately so unhealthily obsessed with her. which she appreciates.#and then they proceed to have the most toxic doomed evil relationship of all time#also she gets cheated because once gabe gets money he represses himself SO hard that he is now exactly like all the people emilie grew up w#but at least he’s still obsessed with her#this is what i was thinking about during class today. i don’t know how i get anything done either.#ml#anna rambles#asks
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