#I’m the instigator!!

[imnotditzy]

I cannot stop laughing at the how insane Captain looks with DTC.

Their constantly at each others throats too,

(Cap’s resting his head on his palm, the leagues talking about taxes or something — Blly asked DTC what’s their favorite animals are and Zeus said a dinosaur)

Mercury: Zeus, I believe the boy means ‘living’ animals

Zeus: 😐

Hercules: I don’t mind lions, though I had to strangle one once.

Billy: You strangled a lion?

Hercules: It was a debt of my twelve labors.

Billy: …

Billy: You’re broke? Hercules: …

Hercules: 👺

Achilles: Is that twelve more labors I see?

Solomon: I’d choose ant. Zeus: Ant?

Solomon: Yes.

Zeus: No.

Solomon: Pardon?

Zeus: No. I will not be ridiculed for my choice when you chose an Ant. An ant, Solomon. Why? It’s barely on Earth.

Solomon: It’s respectable; It’s one of the most hard working things on earth, yet it’s the size of a crump.

Zeus: It would get organ failure over a crumb.

*dramatic gasps like their on a reality tv show*

Billy (looking scandalized while Batman drones on about tax breaks): 😧

[ldragoat]

ANIMATIC

who broke it - mfb edition (ft. the dark nebula gang)

audio from parks and recreation

[kaijukebox]

Art trade with @vickriarts , who is an absolute delight and gave me the most wonderful opportunity to draw Elizabeth, Ruby AND plants all in one!! I LOVE EM GIRLS!! 🫶✨

[morganbritton132]

It’s always funny to me when I see something that’s like, ‘middle children are often the peacekeepers of the family’ because I’m the middle of five kids. I have never once brought anybody in this family peace.

My first act in this world was to be an inconvenience. I was two weeks overdue. The day before my mom is supposed to be induced, she goes into labor at like four am. Her ogbyn? Out of town. It’s my oldest sister’s birthday.

[leather-field]

[fukikoichinomiya]

they make me sick

[shahrwrites]

I’ve been keeping this in my screenshots for a while… but I don’t think I can keep quiet anymore.

DOES THIS LOOK GINGER OR RED TO YALL????

Who woke up one day and suddenly decided Jason was a red head AND WHY ARE YOU COLOR BLIND GRANT MORRISON???

Look, people are trying to sell this as rose-gold or sum shit, but this ain’t it fam. THIS IS BLOND PURE AND SIMPLE.

Don’t let ‘em writers gaslight you into thinking Jason was originally a red head; if anything, he was blond. Either that, or his post-crisis origins with naturally black hair.

That’s it. That was all. Thank you for coming to another session of me ranting.

[lesbian-goku]

this clip is killing mejfjugjg

[the-woman-upstairs]

Betting on Daniel’s S3 plotline being the gay vampiric version of Almost Famous. No way Lestat’s going on tour without someone to chronicle all the insanity that’ll ensue plus Daniel would absolutely jump at the chance to get Lestat’s side of the story. It’s the perfect setup.

[akkivee]

y’know i’m happy for rei, he’s nearly killed somebody by vehicle in every episode he’s in LOL

[theminionjcfucked]

Tucker begging people for the AFP vote is pathetic and embarrassing. Just for that, I’m voting for Lisa!

[kaijukebox]

-waves my hands- ✨ooooo this isn’t late, it’s on time, don’t worry about it ooooo ✨

Sapphic Disco Week: Day 2 - Favorite F/F Pairing

What can I say, I like the classics…

[renmorris]

What if Ruby had a little kitten to keep her company on long hauls, huh. What then.

[max--phillips]

Okay so here’s the deal. I was going to wear my very cool Harris Walz hat to a family gathering that I know will be attended by jackasses but . That didn’t work out. And while I know I could just be like “well, Trump supporters wore his shitty hats when he lost, and like… this isn’t shitty, it was union made.” But I really want to make them feel bad, so my immediate thought was. Well I just need a shirt or something that says “fuck trump and fuck you for voting for him.” UNFORTUNATELY I love my grandma and as much as she agrees with that sentiment she would not like that shirt bc language. So NOW I’m thinking I need something to the tune of “the KKK, the Taliban, the American Nazi Party, the Proud Boys, and the Oath Keepers endorsed Trump, and you still voted for him.” But I need it to be more scathing than that. I want these people to feel bad.

Maybe a “if you voted for Trump, you voted the same as [litany of shitty people and extremist groups]”

The men I’m targeting also both have daughters so I could just have something like “congratulations, you just voted to ensure your daughter is never safe and drastically increased her chances of dying from a previously simple pregnancy complication!”

That might be a little dark. All I know is I’m going to become violent if anyone says a goddamn thing

[cupiidzbow]

these two are so cute omg but HES SUCH A BIG FUCKIN BABY i need him my arms .

[tomatoland]

If this version of the counter scene had been in the show, I probably would have combust 😳🫣🥵 and oh look, they’re not even filming but they’re still spooning. Just ForceBook things~

Only Friends Behind the Scenes EP 1