#I’m talking about myself

[and-her-saints]

“hmmm should i download the dating apps again?” *loud wrong buzzer noise* NO NO NO WRONG ERRRRR WRONG you just want validation that you’re desirable and attractive. go pet your dog or call a friend and experience what real love is about

[petrofagonicapocalypse]

Why is every joeyhead like a sick demented freak

[falmerbrook]

I think we need to put together a little support group of tes fans who want to play bg3 but only have enough room in their brain for one fantasy series at a time

[allamericanb-tch]

she’s a 10 but she still says it’s giving

[valend]

this generations greatest minds have been destroyed by doom scrolling

[elliesgaymachete]

It’s ok to miss Pyrrha and to love & support Cinder at the same time you are valid

[bitchcrime]

Gen z goths don’t even get excited for Halloween anymore because they can jusf do it on their damn i phonies

[glimbowrights]

1 day until wwdits season 5 episode 1 premier! big day for annoying gay and mentally ill folks on tumblr!

[roseseafoam]

Sometimes you need to go outside and listen to birdsong and smell the wax myrtles in the air and see how hover flies do all the early pollinating…

[icequeen-07]

Damn. This bitch autistic

[delicatelyput]

That one girl blogger 2013 tumblr revivalist girl who doesn’t play about The Cure

[acrossfromladystardust]

ts x fob is so iconic

[thecatrical]

Weeb confessions be like "Will you be the Hori to my Miya"

[ashstfu]

you are angels confined to human bodies !!!!!!

forever rooting for sensitive girls!!!!!! you have big hearts and a poet’s soul i love you

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[yawahada]

Coquette at 26 is crazy