#I’m super delusional

[musicblocks]

FFERFJIERVJIOERVJ MY BABYS THERE MARRIED YOUR HONOR

nuziv/envuzi cuddles 💛💜💛

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

Something something, “my moral compass leaving my body when the hot fictional villain is a genuinely terrible person”

[koziku]

「We were going to be together forever.」

[winn-wynn]

Do you think Percy Weasley would volunteer at a library in his free time?

I like to think he he would enjoy putting books on the shelves and helping people find the books they like. He’d be good at recommending he reads so much.

Also I do like to think he likes kids. So he does like readings on Saturday for children. He’d do the silly voices and is good them (he had a ton of practicing reading for his younger siblings. His siblings would die before admitting they liked the silly voices he does)

He’d also like doing little projects or summer reading fun. Where if a child reads a certain amount they can earn rewards like a free book or stickers or something (I had that type of library when I was younger)

[secretly-a-catamount]

I don’t know how to articulate this, but timbern and raoulstine are like.. the same to me?

[snarlingteeth]

Too afraid of the world to go outside but inside of the house feels dirty dirty dirty and I think I just need to be shot

[fromxxthexxashes]

“Don’t get your hopes up. You’re just gonna be disappointed when it doesn’t happen 🙄”

Have you considered,

A.)Maybe it’s fun to theorize and be silly about our favorite show

B.) Maybe, just, maybe we might have reason to get our hopes up?

[911experience]

I’m fully convinced that if I was handed full control of writing the Buddie storyline into the show I would have everyone eating out of the palm of my hands 💀 I could execute it perfectly I just know it

[vintageshits]

no, no, no, hear me out…

THIS Raskolnikov

my sweetheart, my precious husband, my beloved ♡

listens to ULTRAVIOLENCE

he might even jam to the words:

“You talk lots about God

Freedom comes from the call

But that's not what this bitch wants

Not what I want at all”

and I might even sing to him (because why not? it’s my delulu, i get to choose):

“But you haven't seen my man (man)

You haven't seen him (woah-oh)

He's got the fire

And he walks with it

He's got the fire

And he talks with it”

my man always suffering, always in pain always sneaky and secretive, not a single smile, not a single trace of irony…♪my baby lives in shades of cool ♪ 😭🖤

♪ he prays for love, he prays for peace ♪

i mean, i mean…

guess you can say…

♪ he’s pretty when he cries ♪

WHEREAS THIS RASKOLNIKOV

not my favorite but the babygirl of many of you (I get it, tho)

listens to BORN TO DIE

but let’s be f for real, not just born to die, but

✨THE PARADISE EDITION✨

i mean, look a the man!!!

so sassy, so unbothered at times…so

‘Not even they can stop me now

Boy, I’ve been flying over head

Their heavy words can’t bring me down

Boy, I’ve been raised from the dead’

but this boy also has his downs!!!

but they sound more like:

‘I’m tired of feeling like I’m fucking crazy

I’m tired of driving ‘til I see stars in my eyes

All I’ve got to keep myself sane, baby

So I just ride, I just ride’

but instead of riding, my fella would walk, and wander, and walk the streets of Petersburg.

SO, YOUR HONOUR, I REST MY CASE!!!

END OF BRAINROT.

where did this nonsense come from?

Thanks to @sielankowy-nihilizm for this valuable contribution in form of tags.

BYE NOW.

[unnerving-presence]

i realize a lot of people tend to over-characterize wesker and completely disregard some of his main personality traits. (long post that’s not rlly organized read at ur own risk lol)

i’ll often see videos/edits about him and a lot of people will say something along the lines of

“he’d instantly kill me” (read this on a thirst post LMAO)

“he’d threaten to kill me if i ever spoke to him”

“wesker would kill all of us if he found out we were simping for him”

and that always really confused me? knowing wesker’s character i feel like people would know he doesn’t kill people unless he really has to. there are few moments where he does kill and they’re mainly because he has to/has real reason behind it.

in reality, he likely wouldn’t kill you instantly, especially if you simply weren’t a threat. who cares if you simp for him? he sure doesn’t. even if you were a threat, he’d send out other people to take care of you first and if he had a confrontation with you he surely wouldn’t take you seriously (i highly doubt y’all mfs know how to fight i’m sorry 😭)

you wanna know why wesker fought chris in the first place? he thought it was amusing and didn’t even take it seriously. the whole time he just messed around, clearly not trying to kill him. he literally tells chris he has 7 minutes to fuck with him like he’s got a strict schedule. dude was not taking any of that seriously. he took a phone call because chris and sheva were so irrelevant to him. they were considered ‘threats’ but clearly not enough to him for him to really care. he has enough confidence in his own abilities to know he could take care of something if they really posed a threat to him.

it’s actually surprising how people make out wesker to be this ruthless angry killer who doesn’t put up with anything when in reality he’s just a goofy little comic book villain who has the zoomies half the time.

we have visual proof of a wesker simp trying to fuck him (excella) and him simply using them before killing them. keep in mind he put up with her for 5~ whole years.

moral of the story, no he wouldn’t threaten you or actually kill you the moment you spoke a word to him. that’s seriously out of character for him and i’m not sure why after seeing him in so many games that people will automatically assume that he’d do that. he’s capable of fighting but clearly prefers to use his charm.

[catastrxblues]

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[crandberrysaucewithpulp]

dreaming of an even slightly extended miracle aligner mv. fighting for the day we get the entire unedited bad habits and unseen footage. actually just run the eycte tour back again. why can’t these losers be more like oasis. well not really .but um. i mean. when can they come back aggaiiinn … sax solo….

[thefabulousfab-3]

Honestly the trailer showing a lot of Ben x Devi is not surprising at all. I mean they had a HUGE moment at the end of last season it wouldn’t make any sense for them to ignore that in the trailer.

[murdleandmarot]

I dunno why it's taken me this long to clock all the npmd mentions you've done that weren't even subtle girl(gender neutral) it's been weeks and it just did not enter my brain until now

Anyway

Do you have a Favourite lord in black and/or a Favourite nerd? (Mine are tinky and grace <3<3)

So I first saw this very early in the morning, and I very much misread it as you realizing that I was a girl (gender neutral), which I do think is very very funny anshdhdjf

I am also chuckling at the idea of me very obviously saying ‘Gee I sure do love Starkid’ and you just standing there like 🤔

Hi hello!!!! I do indeed love Starkid, and while npmd isn’t my faaaaaavorite of the hachetfield trilogy, (that honor goes to Black Friday, ily Black Friday), I do love the music and the characters, it’s definitely the most well produced in terms of its music. Very very cool

Ooooo the lord in black question is very difficult…..appearance-wise I’m gonna have to say Nibbly or Blinky. I really like eye motifs and eye imagery, so it’s a natural match.

As for Nibbly, he’s my favorite token™️ lord in black, for the costume and the aesthetic. Love him.

As for overall favorite, I’d have to go with Wiggly, surprisingly. This definitely has to do with my love of Black Friday, but he’s still my favorite overall villain from the trilogy, Jon Matteson’s voice acting is absolutely stellar, and his plush design is so so cool. I made little felt pins of the lord in blacks for Christmas for my friends, and wiggly actually turned out my favorite, he looked so cool. Maybe someday I’ll post some pictures of them lol.

GRACE CHASITY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

She’s SO fucking me fr, that’s just how I am, I love her from the depths of my heart, she’s utterly unhinged <333333

I hope to god that someday I can play her in a show, I’d do SO well. Alto Queens unite!!!!!

Angela’s line read of ‘so you do know the Bible’ has me under lock and KEY, she’s SO mental

As an asexual I’d marry her ily Grace Chasity you will forEVER be famous. Dirty Girl is iconic 😌😌

I’m not really active in the Starkid fandom bc cats obv, but also they scare me like a lot. And don’t seem that friendly 😰 one of them blocked me for my opinion on Ted that I apologized for later, and I agonized over it for a week before realizing that it literally wasn’t my fault lmaooo.

Also I do have some opinions that prolly wouldn’t go over well in there, (I had a lot of feelings about workin’ boys lol)

That being said, going through the tags on the Twisted vs Cats poll is my favorite pastime. It’s so fucking funny to me. The girls are fightinngggggg

[automatic-midnight]

My biased, really unpopular take is that I think rit/su/maya is an objectively boring ship.

[tickles-tea]

I’m so jealous of everyone making spidersonas bc I know there is no universe where I would ever take on the role of Spider man ahsghsjjsks

That’s so much work and I am. So sleepy

I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to forget that 😪