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Alucard wouldn’t be nearly as fun a character if he wasn’t a disturbed, sad sack of shit of a man
#hellsing#alucard#shitpost#I’m speaking facts#that man is a fucking mess#i. i have to say that I love exploring the absolute shitstorm that is his mental state#alucard angst send post#can we say that he canonically has ptsd? bc we see a flashback or two and it’s clearly distressing to him and came out of nowhere#honestly why WOULDN’T he have it.
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I don’t know him personally but for sure he can’t be a bad person at all
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Dc x Dp Prompt #6
“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.
“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.
“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.
“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.
“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”
“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.
“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc fanfic#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#ghost king danny#demon twin au#danyal al ghul#batpham#they are not in Gotham at the time of this conversation#I’m thinking they’re visiting the Kent’s on their farm but tbh as long as the stars are visible it can be anywhere#Danny did in fact reincarnate as Polaris#sort of#Polaris is more of a title the Realms gave him the day he was crowned#he is the star meant to guide them through a new era#or something like that#But Damian does look up at the stars for guidance whenever he sees them#and before he knows it he’s accidentally begun praying to Danny#it’s his coping mechanism for being unable to speak about him to anyone#but back to Danny - he regained the memories of his time as Danyal Al Ghul when he died in that portal and became a halfa#well it was more he regained the memories of ALL his previous lives but his most recent one holds a special place in his heart#if only because he knows his brother is still alive on whatever earth he was born on#as bad as it sounds Danny can’t wait until he gets to reunite with Damian#he hopes Damian forgives him for not guiding him though#fun fact! Danny was once known as the god Dan-El in one of his previous lives#he’s ALSO the reincarnation of the Greek Titan Astraeus (and he’s pretty sure Dani is his daughter Astraea)#his previous lives are all so interesting (he still can’t believe he was raised an assassin or that he was a god in multiple lives)#but in all honesty it’s even weirder feeling so old and so young at the same time
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i love ao3 but tumblr fanfics just hit different 😩😩
#i’m not saying it just to say it#it’s a fact#i speak only the truth#you fanfic writers are geniuses#james potter x reader#peter parker x reader#bucky barnes x reader#ron weasley x reader#remus lupin x reader#marc spector x reader#loki x reader#sirius black x reader#steven grant x reader#percy jackson x reader#harry potter x reader#steve rogers x reader#did i just expose myself on how i chose to use this silly little website every now and then 🫣#these are my lifelines tho so <33#esp the angsty ones#nadirants
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mclaren | 2024 constructors’ champions
papaya on top 🧡
#mclaren#mclaren formula 1#mclaren formula one#mclaren f1#abu dhabi gp 2024#abu dhabi grand prix#lando norris#oscar piastri#ln4#op81#papaya army#— this team 🥹#we did it!! 🥹🥹#2024 formula 1 season#formula 1#formula one#f1#jordan speaks: the fact that lando went from having 0 wins to 4 this season is absolutely remarkable. i’m so unbelievably proud and happy#he deserves all of the good in the world. the true definition of what it means to be apart of the papaya fam#and i hope he knows we’re all so undeniably proud of him. 2024 was just the beginning. 2025 ln4 wdc is back on 😎#i had tears in my eyes and i did in fact cry watching him celebrate on that podium.#what a fucking season.
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im sorry but your mike/fnafsb vanessa dynamic reminds me vaguely of the fuckass deviantart hot yaoi base so i wasted like 30 minutes of my time doing this
my brain loves to continuously shit out horrible ideas and for some reason i decide to do them
This is a greater compliment than you can even imagine
#ask reply#fanart#I’m ..#IM IN tears over this#this is true art cause it’s completely stopped me in my tracks#I just have to witness it#DYNAMIC SO GOOD ITS STRAIGHT YAOI?#if it was the other way around I would have failed yall#but the fact Vanessa is the big buff one W we did it babes#images I added is for comparison the evidence speaks for itself
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The Life Cycle of A Star
#my art#digital art#procreate#bg3#gale dekarios#astarion#astarion ancunin#gale of waterdeep#bloodweave#galestarion#comic#I am hoping and praying that this makes sense to everyone else#I’m basically just relating Gale to the life cycle of a star#like from baby gale to now gale#and Astarion is just happy he ain’t dead and exploded#okay bye now#PLEASE DONT SCHOOL ME ON STARS BTW I DID LIKE#30 MIN OF RESEARCH OKAY#MOST OF THIS IS FROM MY MIDDLE SCHOOL BRAIN SPEAKING TO ME#but tell me fun star facts and I’ll go :) !
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it’s been almost a year now… is the bg3 fandom finally ready to talk about how gale’s “hubris” is the sole product of actively feeding his insecurities further and straight up denying him help & guidance when he was at his lowest and needed it most. it’s not one of his core traits and never was. he isn’t some closeted power hungry monster that is just waiting to be enabled. what he wants is admiration, recognition and acceptance. which is also what he sought from mystra before the orb disaster happened. he had no desire whatsoever to become a god himself or challenge her rule, he simply wanted to be seen as sufficient in her eyes (“to serve her better”). to be as equal as he could possibly be in a relationship with a literal deity. he has a deep passion for magic and knowledge that affects almost all areas of his life and enjoys the display thereof. he wants to be the smartest person in the room and enjoys when his work is recognized. he may be perceived as arrogant when it comes to his skill, but he IS NOT hubristic. it truly takes so little for him to be wholly content.
#this is such a fundamental misinterpretation of his character and really grinds my gears#i feel like we really gloss over the fact that he sees the crown as an alternative to NOT DYING#and not something he secretly wanted all along#an option to finally prove that he is ‘worthy enough’#either of himself or the person he’s with#whenever another post pops up talking about how astarion and gale are so similar another angel loses its wings#bg3#astarion was always corrupt long before cazador happened. and even after he seeks power for safety and control#(and partly because of the fun of it)#meanwhile gale? my guy just wants to live. read books. eat good food and be a great wizard recognized for his hard work#gale dekarios#it speaks#neme rambles#i forgot to censor my tags but i’m on mobile so oops
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shawn in a dinosaur head doodle !!!!!!!!!
#idk my psych post abt loving 2x01 did ok so more psych content here i come#psych#shawn spencer#psych 2x02#i watched this and was compelled by the holy spirit to draw shawn in gus’ giant dinosaur head#the fact that gus still has the dinosaur head too? ICONIC#i love psych man and magic head#more magic head content is incoming#i am working on magic head content as we speak#that’s a lie i’m at work#but still#psych tv show#burton guster#psych art
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Catching up on more recent FT stuff and um
EDO LUCY HAS A KID?
EDO LUCY AND EDO NATSU ARE MARRIED??? AND HAVE A DAUGHTER?? NALU CANON???
Also oh my FUCKING god look at him. He’s such a proud dad I’m going to throw up I love him so much
And the fact that Natsu gets attached to her IMMEDIATELY and goes into overprotective Dad Mode when she’s not even his daughter, technically (and Gray too over his own Edo kid 🤧)
Natsu: I’ve decided I’m taking her home with me. No objections
HOMIE DEADASS IS SIGNING THE ADOPTION PAPERS ALREADY. It was love at first sight. Natsu loves her so much he wants to kidnap her. Shut UP,
#SCREAMING ABAHEJJFJSJFNSNSNS#A. I fucking LOVE the Edolas arc and the entire concept of mirror people#B. I fucking love Edo Natsu so much holy SHIT. AND I FIND OUT HE MARRIED LUCY AND IS A DAD. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#C. Natsu being 100% ready to throw down for Nasha AND take her home with him. 11/10 Dad Material#Also the fact that Natsu was not fazed WHATSOEVER at Edo Lucy and Edo Natsu being a couple#He saw their daughter and was like oh my god. I’m going to have a kid like this with Lucy someday.#I’M THROWING A FUCKIGN FIT OVER HERE OH MY GODDDDDDD#Gray: Yeah so I met our alternate selves and they’re married and have a kid and I tried to take him back with me but I couldn’t#Juvia: GRAY-SAMA??????#Idk if Nalu isn’t endgame canon they’re canon in Edolas and that’s ENOUGH FOR ME#Fairy Tail#FT#Fairy Tail spoilers#Shima speaks#Nalu
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his eyes were brown again……….
#i’m feeling so deeply unwell about this fact that i literally cannot articulate what i’m trying to say#but you get the point#send post#vin speaks#the stormlight archive#wind and truth#wind and truth spoilers#wat spoilers#kaladin stormblessed#cosmere#brandon sanderson
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something about king!steve fucking nerd!reader
he’s your partner for a science project and he’s done absolutely nothing because everytime you meet up to work on it— whether it be at your house, his house, or a study room in the library— he somehow coaxes his way into your pants. you almost always end up split open on his cock within the first 45 minutes of your ‘studying’
you always tell yourself beforehand that you won’t fall for it again— but shit, how can you deny the handsome jock when he’s smirking at you and groping your thighs and tits? he leaves you with foggy glasses, a dry throat and shaky limbs as you nod and silently agree that yes, you’ll get the project done on time and you’ll make sure you’ll both get an A so steve can stay on the basketball team <3
#sighhhhh#want him to take advantage of the fact that i’m down bad for him#so badly#i’m not doing well#steve harrington#steve x reader#steve harrington x reader#king!steve harrington#rachie speaks
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BASSIST BEOMGYU BASSIST BEOMGYU BASSIST BEOMGYU BASSIST BEOMGYU
#forgot to talk about how I felt when band beomkai performed at that awards show#I died.#I absolutely love when txt do more live and instrumental and musical kind of stuff bc i have always said they suit live band so much#also just a soft spot whenever the members play instruments for me#like I love huening kai wants to start a band so much#ALSO SKIPPING STONES#I love beomkai#they are my favourite txt duo#drummer kai was so impressive like playing the drums is so hard and he was also SINGING and like the drums is just so hard#I remember I had one lesson once and I was like nah#but also I play classical Indian drums and also as a bassist#rhythm and being on time is so important and also so hard#bc if you’re out of time just a little it affects everything#so both of them AKSJSJDHJD€€(£ THEY DID SO GOOD#BEOMGYU AND BASS ?!!!^ MY 2 FAV THINGS IN THE WORLD#THE FACT HE’D NEVER PLAYED BEFORE WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE#although I’m judging he used a pick…/j#but I listened very carefully to his bass playing bc it wasn’t picked up that well but I was actually very impressed#his solo was actually quite difficult and he learnt it very quickly like I’m very impressed#I’m also looking respectfully at his hands#he is literally shin from nana now like I have been saying for years#one day I’ll make my blog nana and txt themed#for a little while it was kinda#anyway#idk what I’m talking about#BAND BEOMKAI#DRUMMER KAI#BASSIST GYUNSBDBF#nia speaks !#beomgyu !<3
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my controversial take on Mob Psycho found family is that labels are unimportant
for example: Reigen canonically views Mob as a little brother, but I don’t think the feeling is exactly reciprocated. Yes, Mob views Reigen as familial, but because he sees Reigen as such a responsible figure ever since meeting him, it kind of distorts how Mob perceives Reigen’s age (Reigen’s too young to be a dad ok). I feel like Mob doesn’t have a label for what kind of family Reigen is.
Don’t get me wrong though I LOVE dad Reigen content please keep it coming I need to see more content of it always!!! I’m the biggest found family fan ok
With Dimple the same applies, he’s family just not with any traditional label you’d put on family. He’s Dimple and Reigen’s Reigen!!!!!!
#mp100#cowardly speaks#mob psycho 100#I need people to see the vision ok#Like the fact there’s no label is SO important to me because love triumphs over all#there is so much love in mob psycho. Mob loves so much#His little heart holds so much love and it only grows and grows <3#He stays in touch with everyone for years and years and years#When dimple moves on (if he ever does) it’s because he was loved and at peace. Not a restless spirit#Reigen is never lonely anymore because mob introduced him to so many people who are just a call away INCLUDING MOB!!#ok. I didn’t mean to go that insane. Please read these tags because I’m so full of love right now I love mob psycho
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love how the “if buddie turns canon” has now turned into “when buddie becomes canon”
#I call that successful mass delusion#its inevitable now right ??#don’t get me wrong I’m really hoping they don’t rush the bucktommy arc#buck needs to take the time to figure out who he is before buddie even remotely becomes a thing#but the fact they made buck bi at all?#speaks volumes#i really don’t think they’d do that and not make buddie canon#but does that mean eddie also gets his own self-discovery arc??#i hope so#eddie diaz#evan buckley#tommy kinard#buddie#bucktommy#911 abc#911 spoilers
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boyfriend!choso fulfilling your greatest fantasy and being ghostface for halloween.
cw: mask kink, degradation, shitty writing.
y’all this is my short horny piece for halloween so lol enjoy to the 5 peeps who will read this
you think you’re on the other side of the club away from him. you periodically check the many party goers and their costumes around you to ensure you don’t see a long, white mask. you’re walking away from the bar when you felt your phone vibrate and a message popping up across your screen that has your heart palpating faster than normal.
“i see you.”
you whip your head to the left and right, scanning the sea of drunken adults for a familiar silhouette but none comes. you’re about to step forward to change your location but someone from behind you catches your wrist before you can take another step. whipping your head around, you’re met with an all too familiar mask staring down at you. the lights are too dim in the party to make out the eyes, but just from the familiar grip alone, you know you’re staring up at your boyfriend.
he says your name once, tugging you closer until you’re chest to chest with him. “caught you,” he says with his normal tone, but you can make out a hint of smugness in there.
your glossed lips pout up at him, upset that he found you only five minutes into this little game of hide and seek you started.
“you do have a height advantage,” you complained, reaching up to push the mask up over his face so that it rests on the top of his head. you had the pleasure of adding some more makeup on his face, adding a dark eyeshadow around his eyes and even creating some false scars on his cheekbones and jaw.
“you never gave me any rules,” choso says before stepping forward, hand coming to rest on your hips.
you frown a little bit before you look up at his eyes, noting the way his face still had hints of a smirk, proud for completing his simple task of finding you.
“well, you won fair and square, i guess. what do you want then?”
choso pauses to stare at you. he’d never thought this far. while he didn’t doubt his abilities to find you in this crowded space, he wasn’t necessarily doing it for the purpose of winning. he just found himself at your side naturally, despite the space between you two. so while he racked his brain for simple prizes he could claim, he thought back to earlier while you two were getting ready for this evening.
you were seated on his lap, finishing his very basic makeup look. when you had finished with adding the makeup around his eyes, the iconic mask was slipped over his face and he remembers staring at you through the spaces of the eyes and remembering the subtle way your lower lip found its way between your teeth and the way your eyes flicked up and down to scan his body before you shyly shot up and finished getting ready yourself.
maybe choso can use this to his advantage.
“i have an idea.” is all he can offer you.
the next ten minutes are a blur. because in the first few minutes he’s dragging you out of the club with his mask pulled back down and in the next you’re laying in the back seat of his dodge challenger with his large body looming over you. everything about his aura has changed. nothing like your service dom boyfriend who usually waits for you to give him the go ahead. it’s swapped with this arrogant man who tells you nothing but simple commands.
he tells you to strip, you strip.
take his cock out, you’re undoing the button and zipper of his jeans before tugging them down with his boxers.
he adjusts the both of you in his car so he’s now seated comfortably. “fuck yourself on it, sweetheart.” he commanded with a muffled voice underneath his mask.
and god, this is the only time you hesitate. on any normal occasion, your boyfriend is horribly against this sort of thing but you’re proven wrong the moment he fists for the back of your hair, wrapping the locs around his fist.
“did i fucking stutter?”
“n-no, mr. ghostface,” you stammer out, fresh tears springing up in your eyes but choso knows it’s for show. he can fucking smell your arousal from underneath your tiny skirt.
“then do what i say and fuck yourself stupid on my cock. and don’t stop until i tell you to.”
“y-yes!”
happy halloween 🎃
#cw// mask kink#cw// degradation#𐐪𐑂 ° — luna speaks#choso kamo#jjk choso#choso <3#choso — !!#ghostface!choso#choso x reader#choso x you#choso smut#jjk x reader#fun fact: i don’t have a mask kink but i think this is hot and fitting#i haven’t written in so long and i’m wine drunk so…#sorry
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