#I’m so-

[the0retically]

Mary on a Cross fits nbr…….

“We were speeding together down the dark avenues. But besides of the stardom all we got was blues. But through all of that sorrow we were riding high and the truth of the matter is I never let you go, let you go”

“If you choose to run away with me, I will tickle you internally and I see nothing wrong with that”

…….just them to this song

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Just finished watching Saltburn… I don’t think I need to say anything else, I think we ALL know how exactly that went

[larphis]

NEVERMIND JUST UNPAUSED AND NOW HES FULLY LEANING INTO HIM, WHAT?!

Knight boyfriends 🥺

[sparkles-and-trash]

Okay holy shit I just finished My Life With The Walter Boys last night and started The Summer I Turned Pretty tonight, and I will NEVER understand why the girls always choose the broody, borderline mean one in stead of the smart, kind, genuine one?????

[lillylvjy]

I’m think I’m about to have sex with this ai-

[bffjuno]

this is actually how i cope and it’s not going well

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE ICONIC FINALE I BOW DOWN TO THE LONESTAR WRITERS/CAST/ENTIRE PRODUCTION/XYZ UNITS.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[the0retically]

…….why did no one tell me having your first kiss just lives in your brain, this happened over 3 hours ago and my mind has not moved on yet

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[scrawnym4]

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

[churrotowns]

cockblocked 😔

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now