#I’m so-

[the0retically]

Mary on a Cross fits nbr…….

“We were speeding together down the dark avenues. But besides of the stardom all we got was blues. But through all of that sorrow we were riding high and the truth of the matter is I never let you go, let you go”

“If you choose to run away with me, I will tickle you internally and I see nothing wrong with that”

…….just them to this song

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Just finished watching Saltburn… I don’t think I need to say anything else, I think we ALL know how exactly that went

[larphis]

NEVERMIND JUST UNPAUSED AND NOW HES FULLY LEANING INTO HIM, WHAT?!

Knight boyfriends 🥺

[sparkles-and-trash]

Okay holy shit I just finished My Life With The Walter Boys last night and started The Summer I Turned Pretty tonight, and I will NEVER understand why the girls always choose the broody, borderline mean one in stead of the smart, kind, genuine one?????

[lillylvjy]

I’m think I’m about to have sex with this ai-

[bffjuno]

this is actually how i cope and it’s not going well

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE ICONIC FINALE I BOW DOWN TO THE LONESTAR WRITERS/CAST/ENTIRE PRODUCTION/XYZ UNITS.

[churrotowns]

cockblocked 😔

[scrawnym4]

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

[the0retically]

…….why did no one tell me having your first kiss just lives in your brain, this happened over 3 hours ago and my mind has not moved on yet

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already: