#I’m so smart guys
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I’m playing a little game called
Do they Snore?
David ✨- only if he sleeps on his back, and when he does snore that shit is LOUD, it shakes the foundation of the house. He is what caused the San Francisco Earthquake of 1989. You always make him sleep either on his side or his stomach (he hates sleeping on his back anyways so it’s fine)
Milo ✨- absolutely. It doesn’t matter where or how he’s sleeping that mf is snoring. However it’s not as loud as David. It's quiet but you can definitely tell when he’s sleeping. It’s a little inhale snore.
Asher ✨- he does snore but you never hear it because his face is always IN the pillow. How he hasn’t suffocated yet I don’t know. He definitely snores louder than Milo but I’m taking off points since he’s muffled by his pillow. (Save this man)
Sam ✨ - I don’t think he snores but I do think that he breathes REALLY LOUD. It sounds like he ran a marathon in his sleep. (Run cowboy run)
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Edit: If Sam is woken up by someone he has the middle aged mom war flashbacks. And he’s probably punching you in the face too
Vincent ✨ - Absolutely not. You don’t even know when he’s asleep, he’s as quiet as a mouse. You guys are watching a movie and he’s laying his head in your lap and you wouldn’t know he’s asleep until the end of the movie. And you don’t know WHEN he fell asleep either. He sleeps like the undead (HAHA GET IT)
William✨ - He doesn’t snore when he first goes to sleep but later he will, it’s like a jump scare. It’s a very polite snore. It’s considerate of your feelings, but it also comes out of nowhere. (wtf Vic).
Guys say thank you to @sri-rachaa for helping me with Vincent
Also happy birthday @daveyistheloml !!!
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted william#redacted asher#redacted vincent#redacted sam collins#redacted samuel collins#redacted milo greer#redacted milo#redacted davey#redacted david shaw#redacted david#redacted shaw pack#redacted solaire clan#I’m so smart guys#this is so stupid#but it’s also very funny
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My solution to the ice problem is to get a tiny cup and only eat what I can fit in the tiny cup
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I FIGURED OUT THW RIDDLE🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Cinderella!! Or Captain Hook? Or both…? She’s both!
Another character design for Duck Duck Goose hehe
#// possibly uncanny ?#More DDG characters hee hoo#she’s made of entirely glass !!!#Her eyes are fixed behind sealed eyelids but she can see just fine#She can turn her eyes all around her body in unnatural ways#she kind of has a doll look ig???#Taking the glass slipper and just applying the hook of Captain Hook here#also kind of like a pirate’s peg leg??#I’m so smart guys#she will use it offensively lol#she lives dangerously for being someone made of glass#Cinderella#Duck Duck Goose#OCs#original characters#original stories#The Kiwi Draws
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Sometimes I forget that I have more than one blog and I try to keep my alt blogs on topic so I’ll reblog something random and I’m like WAIT SHIT NOT THAT BLOG
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Currently scrolling while sitting in front of my almost finished essay that’s due in three hours with my study music playing aggressively loud and making me stress out cuz I need to finish it.
instead however I have decided it would be a great use of my time to write a post about me being stressed about it like the professional procrastinator I am.
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wait. what if your lacy can be your mental illness
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits#it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation#i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation#based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron#but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice#and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself#and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole#the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride#mdzs#art#mdzs spoilers#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the grandmaster of diabolism#cql#the untamed#魔道祖师#陈情令#mdzs meme#doodle#lmao
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i burnt myself on the fucking teakettle
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just another snippet from readriordan.com CANONICALLY CONFIRMING that percy is extremely intelligent
just in case anyone forgot
#let’s all say it together#ready?#PERCY JACKSON IS NOT DUMB#PERCY JACKSON IS EXTREMELY SMART#are there actually people brave enough to come on this app and call him dumb?#because if so please send me their way#not to bully them or call them out#just because i need fuel#guys i’m so excited for wottg#percy jackson#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#read riordan
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Something I miss from earlier eras of the creative side of the internet was things just being unabashedly low-budget. Just all unashamedly amateur, unprofessional, ‘I don’t own a good camera but I have a story to tell you’, ‘I can’t afford a good mic but I have a song to sing for you,’ ‘I don’t have any kind of background in editing or lighting and I only just picked up this guitar last Tuesday but here’s an entire musical me and my friends wrote about our favourite book, we filmed it on a potato and put it up on YouTube in ten minute segments because we thought it was pretty funny.’
#everything felt so much less like Content then#and as someone who wants to share creative stuff online#it’s now incredibly daunting thinking about doing that bc#especially as a disabled person who can’t work full time#it feels almost impossible to extricate art from being Content#like there’s this immense pressure to produce things that could pass as professionally produced by a team of educated people#and to make smart decisions so that somehow eventually you can profit off your art#and instead of it being a ‘hey look at my silly little song’ it becomes#competing in an over saturated market already dominated by the nepotism afforded by wealth and connections#and it feels like it would very difficult not to measure my personal satisfaction with how a certain piece of art turned out#by how much attention it got online#even though I genuinely have zero desire to be famous and it sounds like a complete nightmare#anyway I’m gonna have ice cream for dinner how about you guys#hmp42
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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yeah
#dirk strider#hal strider#lil hal#homestuck#was talking about hal again yesterday...#fucked up little computer guy (affectionate)#thinking about that post that's like#dirk (13) about to scan his brain into a computer: this is such a great idea I’m so smart#dirk (13) waking up inside a computer: oh fuck no
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actually I think that neil josten is very smart. he’s quick, clever, and a MATH nerd. he’s a polyglot! he keeps decently good grades despite having a VERY unstable schooling. he knows how to manipulate people to get information/people to do what he wants. he’s incredibly observant and is able to predict what the people around him are going to do. he’s so so smart
and he’ll throw all those braincells out the window when he’s with his bestie, matthew donavan boyd
#neil josten#matt boyd#aftg#when neil and matt hang out they hand over their braincells to andrew and dan for safekeeping#they’re so stupid with each other#like they are just goofy best friends who do stupid shit with each other#and maybe hug a lot#also for the record I think matt is also very smart#his parents were rich so you know he got that good education. and I think it also mentioned somewhere that he was well educated#sorry guys I don’t think matt is the himbo representation we need 😫#jeremy tho! now there’s a himbo#anyway I’m getting off topic
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#I literally hate that he’s the first person I thought of#but got damn it’s so perfect#:0[]#dhmis#don’t hug me I’m scared#dhmis tv series#yellow guy#smart Yellow Guy#dhmis meme#Emotional neglect got me like:
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A completely normal marriage portrait
#I LOVE THIS FIC SO FAR GUYS#BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE OF NOT READING THE WORD COUNT#IM SIX CHAPTERS IN I CANT STOP NOW#SAVE ME#I am weary with contending#goodtimewithscar fanart#grian fanart#desert duo#scarian#hermitshipping#I’ll do something with mumbo for this fic i promise#I just had a vision and needed to draw what I thought their portrait would look like#the mumscarian is too strong#I have a larger vision for this specific drawing but we’ll see if it gets done#scar good times is a very smart man and would never marry an assassin#and his wife is absolutely human and definitely human and also is not planning to kill him#and genuinely no one knows what’s happening between him and her bodyguard#but it’s definitely something#i’m having so much fun#pigin is artistic
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