#I’m so indescive

[dilutedbeanibeans]

I haven’t even seen the ending lol

[footemoji]

I really got addicted to your corpse bride au, so I drew this. Decided to share a slightly edited saturation version and less saturated I’m very indescive about them 🥲 seriously though gotta see more content JEKKSKLSOAMEW

THIS IS SO GOOD??? OMG I HAD TO RUB MY EYES BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS IN A DREAM🔥🔥🔥 I ADORE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

[ikindamissbeingphysical]

Rivusa, Jealous Musa Drabble

"What the hell was that?" Riven asks, amused, as he chews obscenely on the end of a toffee stick during lunch.

Musa bristles, tightening her pigtails and then pushing her rice-pudding around the bowl with a heavy feigning of non-chalance. "What? Nothing."

She can feel his delight at her poorly-veiled deflections. Her cheeks burn and she nudges their shoulders together.

"It was nothing, Riven, really."

He doesn't take the bait. She knew he wouldn't. Stubborn bastard. "That girl nearly choked to death." 

Musa levels him with a glare. "Nearly being the operative word."

Riven hums. "She was laughing so hard. Almost out of nowhere."

"Riven-"

"Like suddenly she found everything so funny-"

"Riven!"

He laughs then, out loud, appealing and warm, and he reaches out a hand to tweak one of her pigtails as she sighs. "I'm just  curious to know what she did to incur the wrath of my mind fairy."

The my sends a little rush through her body, and she angles in closer to him, and presses a small kiss to the underside of his jaw. His hand goes to her waist, and she smiles. This is the tactic she should've taken from the beginning. "C'mon," she whispers, "wanna go back to the Suite? They all went out for lunch."

He kisses her, nips at her bottom lip, and pulls back with dark eyes. "Yes," he murmurs, and she beams victoriously, before he says- "But first, you've gotta tell me."

She doesn't know what her face does, but he laughs again.

"Come on, I thought you were always going on about being open in our relationship, about not having secrets-"

"Fine!" She hisses, just to get him to shut up. God, this is humiliating. He settles down, looking at her expectantly, and Musa takes a deep breath and barrels on. "She was looking at you. A lot. And I read her, and she..." the lust and desire the blonde specialist had been oozing was so pungent Musa swears she can still smell it. "She wanted you, like: badly. So...I just made her find her friend really funny. I wasn't trying to make her choke."

She risks a look at Riven's face, and he's pressing his lips together tightly.

She shoves him. "Go on and laugh-"

"I wasn't going to laugh." He protests, looping his arms around her and practically pulling her onto his lap. "I wasn't. I'm just thrilled." She risks a peak at his face, and it's true. He's not laughing, but his eyes are bright with joy. She pokes his cheek. "You're jealous. You get jealous. I like that." He murmurs into her neck. "I thought it was just me, but look at you go, killing all the competition."

Musa scowls, kissing Riven again, "She's not competition."

"You're damn right, baby." He drawls, and they finally, finally head back to the Suite.

He doesn't wipe that stupid grin off his face for the rest of the day. In fact, it just seems to grow when she leaves a rather excessive hickey on his neck, but whatever- the smugness suits him. She can tell from the pleasure that clouds his thoughts that he really does like it when she loops her arm through his, or pulls his arm over her shoulders, or glares at any girl who so much as looks their way for the rest of the day.

It makes sense. He's such a possessive bastard, and it turns out, she is too. She gets it. He's hers. She's his.

The blonde specialist still seems to exist when it comes time for Riven's evening class that day. Musa walks him to the training grounds, before she spots her. Riven does too, because he turns to Musa expectantly: rocking on his heels with excitement.

Musa makes sure the blonde can see, before she pulls Riven down by his sword straps, and kisses him long, and hard and downright indescent.

When she pulls away, Riven's dazed, and the blonde has turned away.

"Fuck me." Riven mutters, tugging Musa in for another kiss, but she pulls away.

"You're going to be late." She says sweetly, readjusting his collar so her red mark is still visible. "Kick some ass for me."

He winks at her. "I always do. Try not to kill any more of my admirers."

She flips him the bird and basks in the sound of his laughter.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Hi YES. So as your resident latina here/lhj im thinking about latino!joey. Since Gómez is a latino surname, and merwin makes a joke about being joeys "papi" what if joey is latino. And..what if he sang a sultry song to his partner.

I was listening to romeo Santos song "propuesta indecente" (indescent proposal) and I thought that maybe you could make a song fic outta that!. Heres a link to the english lyrics. The song slaps.

https://youtu.be/nbEk4HMZfdo

How dare you send me this while I’m at work and now all I can think about is this!

[mayz1er]

i’m so fucking idescigenel indecive. bitch how do u spell indescive.

[faerykingdom]

💐 - cym as favorite movies

uh oh i'm super indescive so i have like no favorite movies..

you aaaaaas aladdin

@thesunsetsonthehorizon as iron man

@mrselleshelby as hamilton

@nightmareonspookystreet as beauty and the beast

[thebluescreen]

I wanna know what crayon looks like! Please tell me you have art of him!!! I wanna see

Unfortunatly, i don’t actually have much art of him, but these are the two major degins he has, (I’ve been really indescive about his outift) with the top being the more recent and the bottom being his original desgin.

I do have a lot of sketches of him! But most of those will be posted as part of a big shipping post I’m working on, so im saving those for that, i hope this is good enough for now Anon. I’m happy that you wanted to see him!

[sloppykyuu]

I’m a dumbass and fucked up the last form SO HELP ME PICK A CHARACTER CUZ IM Indescive

Click this bad mf here

[ameliasbitvh]

okay guys... i finally changed my theme. i had help, bc i'm the most indescive person you will ever meet 😋

so thx to @elevatorsdoor ig for making a theme for me 🙄🤞

[sortavibing]

PLAYS DESPACITO 3 TIMES /£/8|*]>\^\!\* you’re the funniest person i’ve ever met fr

please drop ur discord bc i accidentally deactivated mine and it deleted all of my friends??😭

- swag wife (?) (it started as a sexy wife and now it is what it is)

HELL YEAH- the validation on this website is unreal- and here is my discord: bigman #2600 (don’t ask about the user it’s a joke with my friends) I'm probably going to change ur anon name so much because i’m indescive🤠

[painted-crow]

Submission time #11

Secondary Help?

Hi, I was wondering if maybe you could help me sort my secondary? Only if you have time of course and if I'm not being annoying.

Basically every time I take the quiz I get something different. I think the two I've gotten most often are bird and badger. I do this annoying thing where I try to fit my answers to what I want as the outcome so I end up taking things tons of times.

On top of that I'm just indecisive in general. I think my secondary may have burned at one point, maybe when I was a kid? I saw a post on your blog where someone sent in an ask with their answers to the quiz questions. Maybe if I did that, that would help? (I am so so sorry for how long this is 😬😅)

When you succeed, how influence were the people around you?

Ummm okay, so I feel ungrateful saying that they weren't influential but this is a quiz about my methods to solve problems. When I run into trouble I'll tell people about it and they'll support me, but I tend to sit down and figure stuff out on my own. I'm not a badger calling in favors or a bird asking for help from a friend with a useful skillset (though I will do the 2nd one occasionally).

Do people consider you charismatic?

I always choose: Eh. Maybe? It probably leans more towards no, but I'm not completely sure if I come across as charismatic or not.

Do people consider you trustworthy?

Okay, this one is hard for me to answer. If you mean trustworthy like big secret trustworthy, yea, they'll tell me stuff. I won't tell anyone things about important stuff. I'm not a jerk (at least not in that sense). Trustworthy as in you trust me not to accidentally spoil a book/movie? Probably not. I really don't mean to most of the time, but I've done it once or twice accidentally. Also I have no idea what people get from me first impression, other then nerd. I'm assuming this question is targeting Badger secondaries. The whole easy to talk to thing that they do. No, people do not spontaneously spill their hearts out to me. I can be kind of detached and am not the most emotional person in the world so yea.

Do people consider you flexible?

Physically flexible? Like can I touch my toes?? Hell no. 😂 On a more serious note, I usually choose no on this one. My mom says I'm extremely stubborn. It's more like, I like to do things at my own pace. I'm not going to make decisions because someone else told me to. I'm extremely indescive but once I pick, I stick to it.

Do you like going into situations with a plan?

Okay, this one I always pick: I like having a plan, but I also like throwing the plan away. I'll have a plan, but not a detailed one. Detailed plans make me feel stuck. It's more like I have a to do list, specifically bullet points. Then if the plan doesn't work out my reaction depends on what the situation is. In potentially stressful social situations I have a bullet point list of Things I Should Not Say, but I'll just improvise if that doesn't work out. I have the list mostly because I don't want to give people too much of myself. I tend to do that a lot and it doesn't work out. I need to stop being so brutally honest and the list helps with that. Projects and stuff, I'm just going to tweak the list.

When you spot a metaphorical obstacle in your path....?

This one is one I'm extremely indescive about. You've got to understand your problems, at least basic background knowledge, but that has its limits. There's only so much research you can do before you have to act. I'm also just not patient enough to wait once I get excited. I'll skim or research, figure out stuff, and then dive in. When it comes to cool art projects that's the case anyway. At a certain point trying to understand the problem just becomes ignoring the problem.

How do you feel about shortcuts?

Okay, this is another one I struggle with. I'll take the shortcut if it won't make me feel bad. Like if it breaks the rules or my honor code, then no, I won't take the shortcut. The automatic feeling I get when asked this question is discomfort, but I feel like I'm pretending to be super good by picking no. I have used shortcuts before and saying no makes me feel like a hypocrite.

Is knowing things or people more useful when solving problems?

This one's easy - people. People are enigmas. You can always do the research to learn things but learning about a person takes time. People are wildcards. If this problem was like a block in a project, obviously things would be more important. Social problems: people. Also people can help you with non-social problems so their useful then too.

What if your plan fails, what do you do?

If the plan completely failed and I needed to make a right then and there decision I would just improvise. Obviously I would panic a little, anyone would, but I would try to hold it together.

Do you collect things?

Yes. I collect facts and interesting shinies. I don't do it half as much as many bird secondaries seem to though and I don't do it because stuff is useful. I mostly do it for fun.

When solving problems, is your first reaction to see what tools you have in your pockets?

I assess the situation first. That was literally the most perfect answer option on the quiz. I need to know what's going on.

Do you feel a need to keep the peace?

Nope. Not at the expense of other things, like being honest. I'm working on that. I really need to learn to shut up sometimes.

Do you act differently in different groups?

Okay, so as a kid I did, but once someone pointed it out I switched everything to presenting myself in one way. Acting different ways with different people made me feel like I was lying.

Would you consider rule breaking to be a tool?

Umm ok this one is hard. I'm not dramatic enough to say it's a calling. Most of the time rules make sense and are there for a reason. (Ughhhhh I know what a suck up 😂) As a kid, I was always the one who followed the rules. Like I wasn't crazy, I didn't want to face the consequences. My parents were pretty fair too so there weren't really any rules I felt I needed to break. I've done it occasionally when I wanted something and I knew I could get away with it (extra screen time) or when I was really desperate and I felt it was the only option (Aka a couple of tests - I know, I'm not proud of it). I like to believe I wouldn't follow anyone's rules if they didn't make sense, but I also don't generally break rules so I wouldn't really know. I chose I don't break rules because that's the most accurate. I don't really think of it as a tool, I'm not clever enough to use it like that.

I'm sorry this is so long. I hope I'm not being annoying. I would be grateful for any insight you may have, but please feel free to ignore me if I am being a bother.

Paint's reply:

The quiz usually gives you Bird or Badger??? Weird! To me you seem like a very clear Lion secondary with a nice, strong Bird model.

I don't get a lot of Badger from you, and definitely not Snake. Bird seems to be a fun tool for you, but you're comfortable chucking it out the window if it isn't working, which is pretty cool :)

I don't have a lot of complicated stuff to say about this one! Sometimes the quiz just misses someone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ robots can only work so hard, y'know?

- Paint

[bbrandy2002]

Wacky Drabble #17: Liam’s Smut

Part 3

Masterlist

Part One Part Two

“Riley’s” Fic/What Happens In Fydelia

This is part of @emceesynonymroll ’s #wackydrabbles. This weeks prompt is: There is a certain taste to it.

Liam x Riley and Liam x Hana x Maxwell

Word count: Lets just say, the limit doesn’t exist. So Sorry Enna😲 ……2143

A/N: Its been a hella crazy, hectic week and Im Not too thrilled with how this turned out but it is what it is.

Chapter Summary: In an attempt to get Riley to understand how he feels, Liam writes his own smut with shocking results.

**Special Note: @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore did not write any part of this, therefore, this drabble should not reflect on her far superior talent. I had no plans to write this when I wrote the previous drabble or I would have never drug her name into it…but, ya’ll just had to see what Liam wrote 😂 Thanks Bleakmore for being such a good sport!

This is MY attempt to write a story within a story, that includes smut (not my forte), in Bleakmore’s writing style, with a fictional character as a contributor, while also switching back and forth in my own writing style….God have mercy on all of you!!!!

MY READ MORE DID NOT WORK AGAIN...tagged as long post

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Riley’s eyes flitted at the screen as she scanned the words written before her. It was quite obvious by the content and plot of this story, one person in particular was meant to read it-her, and it had Liam written all over it. If those two things didn’t make it clear enough, the username, @inyourfacerileybrooks-love-liam, was the biggest indicator her husband had bested her.

A sea of crimson rippled across her face and heaving chest as she shifted onto her side, adjusting the laptop to lay on the bed next to her, full of resentment and outrage. If she was being honest with herself, she felt more guilt than anything.

If he wanted to “out smut” her, she’d be damned not to see what she was up against. She sighed heavily as she began to delve into his-little story.

________

Liam Fucks Hana Five Ways From Sunday With His Enormous Dick”

A new collaborative drabble by @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore and newcomer @inyourfacerileybrooks-love-liam

NSFW 🍋🍋🍋

Summary: This takes place in Fydelia, during the engagement tour, where Liam had caught his girlfriend, Riley, having sex with Drake in the courtyard.

(Liam)

“Bastien!”, I yelled, “arrest these two for treason, indescency in public, and…”, upon seeing the little Hershey bar wrappers scattered on the ground from Drake’s smores, “….litering”.

Seeking my forgiveness, Riley sobbed and pleaded for her release, citing temporary insanity, as her reasoning for betraying me in such a manner.

I did not care.

As my head guard took them both away in shackles and chains, I stopped him momentarily, “Bastien?”.

He turned to acknowledge me, “Yes, Your Majesty”.

“Throw away the key”.

I never wanted to see their sorry faces again. They both will spend the rest of their days in the palace dungeon, in misery, never to see daylight .

Riley rolled her eyes, “real subtle, Liam”, she murmured, before continuing….

I left the scene of their sexual crime feeling hurt and destroyed. Everything I had done since my coronation had been to protect her….Her! When I spoke those three words in the hedge maze before we made love for the first time, I meant them….I loved her.

Truth is, I never stopped.

I never will.

I would have gone to the far reaches of the universe to love her and show her love. I would have given her anything, do anything she asked, gave her my very own life to protect her, yet, it wasn’t enough to keep her. She didn’t think I was man enough to be those things for her, a lover, a protector, a soul mate, a confidante…my best friend.

She wanted Drake Walker for that.

Shame…there is a certain taste to it. Extremely spicy? Maybe. If so, Riley’s mouth was on fire. She pushed herself up from lying down on her side and gently tossed the laptop onto the bed. If there was anything she was ever sure of in life, it was that Liam loved her and always had. Those words she just read, were meant for her, in the here and now.

Her stomach began to twist and turn, a sour taste rising in the back of her throat. She eased herself from the bed to stand, wiping away the steady streams of hot tears that moistened her cheeks.

She ran to the bathroom, shutting the door and fell to her knees before the cold porcelain, emptying the foulness of her betrayal inside of it. Feeling miserable for hurting Liam and causing him such pain.

“Mommy?..daddy?”, Nikolas called out as he sleepily entered his parents empty bedroom.

Without a reply, he stepped in further, his little, beady blue eyes darting around, seeking to find his mom and dad, his ears perking up at hearing the shower running.

Nikolas decided to wait for them to come out of the bathroom, not knowing Liam had stayed in his study last night. Grabbing onto one of the large wooden posters at the foot of the bed, he placed one foot on the frame and hoisted himself up, crawling playfully to the center.

He rose to his feet and jumped up and down several times before landing on his backside with a high bounce, giggling with pure delight. Riley’s laptop caught his eyes, resting on her pillow, open wide with the screensaver of a half naked, Ryan Reynolds bouncing around consistently. He perched himself on the edge of the bed, his short legs swinging freely over the side, as he laid the laptop in his lap.

He knew he wasn’t permited to use electronic devices without adult supervision, however, in his mind, that was not something he was concerned with. His tiny finger ran over the touchpad as his ears listened intently for the shower to stop. Nik’s eyes narrowed on the words that flashed before him, his hand cupped over his mouth….“daddy did what to Aunt Hana?”…..

Returning to my room at the estate, wounded and dispirited, I pour one drink after another, drowning my sorrows. My ultimate goal was to feel nothing, to forget the love of my life ever existed….if only for this night.

Soon, the dizzying effects of the alcohol begin to take its hold on me. I shed my suit jacket, feeling warmth, tossing it absentmindedly on the bed. I began to roll up the sleeves of my dress shirt, when a gentle knock alerted me to the door. I stumble haphazardly across my suite to see who it is at this late hour.

Hana and Maxwell stood opposite of me with looks of concerns and disappointment.

(Hana)

Maxwell and I stand before Liam, who looks like he has spent the evening wallowing in what Riley and Drake had done to him. By now, the entire court and press had gotten word of their very public display of affection….if thats what you would call it. When Maxwell and I were made aware of the situation, we thought he could use a friend, a shoulder to cry on, and-The Game.

The King invites us into his lavish executive suite, lit only by the moonlight’s glow through the clear glass of the balcony door. A near empty bottle of scotch sits on the coffee table in front of the sofa with a pack of cigarettes and a full ash tray.

“Liam”, I wrap him in a warm hug, “we are so sorry for what happened. Is there anything we can do?”.

“Yeah, buddy”, Maxwell said with an encouraging smile, “we came to cheer your up”.

Liam crosses to the center of the room and slumps down onto the couch, grabbing the bottle of scotch, “I appreciate that, but…I don’t think anyone can help me tonight”.

I look to Maxwell, who gives me a knowing look and a nod. We avert our attention back to the King who is lighting up his next cigarette and falling back into the couch.

I wink at Maxwell. It’s time.

Maxwell and I move to the sofa. He plops down on the end opposite of Liam and I settle myself in between them; there was only enough room for the three of us.

(Liam)

I’m grateful that Maxwell and Hana are so concerned for my wellbeing, however, I really just want to be left alone.

Hana shifts next to me and places a delicate hand on my knee. If I weren’t so inebriated, that act alone would seem almost inappropriate for a lady of my court. I take a quick draw and exhale the toxic fumes towards the ceiling.

“Your Majesty”, her voice sweet and low, “Maxwell and I would like to play a…"game”..with you.“

I smile at her and lightly squeeze the hand she has resting on my knee, “I’m not really in the mood for games..maybe another time”.

“Come on daddy, play the game with Uncle Max and Aunt Hana”

I catch Maxwell’s hand moving just below the hem of Hana’s knee length dress, gliding under the fabric as he caresses her thigh, inching higher and higher. I quirk my brow, curious at to what this knucklehead was doing.

Hana closes her eyes, appearing to melt into his touch, soft moans escaping her lips. I scoot further away, unclear as to what the hell is going on.

The intricate lace of Hana’s light pink panties become visible as Maxwell’s finger disappears under it. Her usually, elegant hand, pressing him further and deeper into her. I avert my eyes and begin to whistle uncomfortably, wondering if these two came to cheer me up by…fucking in front of me?

Hana’s sultry voice beckons for me. “I dare you to touch me too, Your Majesty”, an inviting grin appears on her face as Maxwell removes his fingers from her. To say I am baffled would be an understatement, yet, my cock starts to harden with anticipation.

“Do it, do it, do it”, an oddly subdued Maxwell begins to pressure me with a shit-eating grin.

I shake my head insistently, “I..I can’t touch Lady Hana like that”, I wanted to, she’s gorgeous and talented, and by the looks of Maxwell’s glistening fingers, fucking soaked. I lean forward and put out my cigarette, planning to get away from whatever the hell kind of game these two are playing. I’ve played Monopoly, I’ve played checkers, never have I “played” Stick a Finger in The Pussy.

My heart races as she grabs my hand and pulls it towards her. I hesitate, but, dammit, I’m only a man. My fingers roam over the wetness of her panties, I can smell her essence and it completely overcomes me. I make my way under the lace; she is warm and slick. I begin to move with precision through her folds and she groans my name. Hana’s giftedness never fails…I can honestly say, I do feel a little more cheerful afterall.

Through her moaning, she dares Maxwell to suck my dick. I laugh, oh the Hana…she’s such a jokester, until that son of bitch gets up and kneels before me. In my drunken state, I don’t move as my lifelong friend unbuckles my leather belt and slowly unzips my pants. He releases my cock from its confines…is this really happening? Hana squirms under my touch and I can tell she is close to the edge, as Maxwell’s hot tongue curls around my shaft.

“Nikolas!”, Liam’s voice booms disapprovingly as he stands at the doorway, “are you on your mother’s laptop?”

A panic-stricken Nikolas, jolts from being caught, then squints his eyes as he watches his father approach him.

Liam towers over his young son, hands on his hips with a displeased glare. “Well…what do you have to say for yourself?”

Nikolas remains quiet for a moment before Liam presses him again for an answer. Without warning, he cries out, “You are a bad man daddy! A very bad man!”. He jumps off the bed, pushing himself past Liam, wailing and sobbing back to his room, where his door could be heard slamming shut.

The bathroom door opens and a towel clad Riley slips out, “What was that?”

Liam scratches his unkempt hair, perplexed at his son’s outburst, “I’m not sure. I caught him on your laptop before he told me I was a very bad man and cried himself out of the room”

Riley swiveled the laptop he left on the bed towards her, leaning over it in search of what caused her young child to explode. Her lips moved quietly as she read until, “YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH HANA AND MAXWELL?!”, she blinked wildly, “…my baby is gonna need therapy for life”.

Liam grabbed the device from her, “I most certainly did not”. He read the post for himself, gasping at each sentence, nodding his head incessantly, “No…No…animal sounds?…golden shower?…Hana milked our prostates? Drake escapes the dungeon and kills me with marine life?…I didn’t write this, I swear. I only wrote the first part and Bleakmore assured me she would give it a loving ending”.

Skeptical at his story, Riley points to the screen, “Look”, her eyes focus in as she points to the screen, reading aloud, “Never ask a Drake stan to betray him…You’ve been… Bleakmored”. She bites her lip to control the urge to laugh.

“Bleakmored?”, he sighs, “Bleakmored?…I hope she knows she has traumatized our son”, he closes his eyes in disbelief before Riley wraps her arms around his waste and draws him closer to her.

She stares up at her husband with a loving smile and sincerity, “I’m sorry you were Bleakmored…and…I’m sorry I wrote that story about Drake. You are the only man I want, My King”, she trails kisses across his neck and palms his hardened groin, “maybe you can finish your smut where you left off, with me”.

Liam shudders under the intensity of her hands moving in perfect motion, “Only if you let me… milk you, My Queen”.

Riley lips curl into a devilish grin “I’ll get the Vasoline and rubber gloves”.

Wacky Drabblers and Permatags: @emceesynonymroll @burnsoslow @jessiembruno @sirbeepsalot @dcbbw @romanticatheart-posts @stopforamoment @katedrakeohd @pedudley @of-course-i-went-to-hartfeld @drakesensworld @ao719 @janezillow @eileendannie @texaskitten30 @glaimtruelovealways @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore @hopefulmoonobject

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Okay so @jitter-bugss​ tagged me in a Get To Know Me! Game (and I am fairly certain @fiamac​ also did but it was back in August when the most interaction I had on Tumblr was checking notifications and I have since lost that notifcation if it had even existed in the first place outside of my wishful thinking to get to know that wonderful author o’ mine better) so anyways, here it is!!

rules: bold everything that applies to you and tag people you’d like to get to know better.

appearance

i’m over 5’5” (legally, I think my ID says 5′6″ but honestly.... I might have accidentally lied about the inch.) // i wear glasses or contacts (I literally... just had to order new ones because I broke my pair. Accursed half-asleep mornings have befallen me.) // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing (typically this is true but there are exceptions.) // i have one or more piercings (Does each ear count as only one?) // i have at least one tattoo (I do not but I desire one eventully. I’m just indescive as to what.) // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily (Okay, so I don’t actually sunburn but I do turn red. I’ll become a lobster but never peel and it doesn’t hurt.) // i have freckles (I used to have more when I was younger but they have since faded :(() // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup (both of these are circumstantially true.) // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look (on most days I am.) // i prefer nike to adidas (dude whatever is cheaper and works.)  // i wear baseball hats backward (...not usually but on occassion...)

hobbies & talents

i play a sport // i can play an instrument (I sort of play a dulcimer) // i am artistic (I’d like to think so.) // i know more than one language (I can read Spanish fairly decently and understand certain words in Spanish/Italian/French, but I don’t speak any more than English as of yet.)  // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition (no :(() // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami (do paper airplanes count) // i prefer movies to tv shows (completely dependent on the movie/show.) // i can execute a perfect somersault (HA NO) // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own (.. at least for a while.) // i have read a new book series this year ( :(( ) // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year (I’ve been on exactly one date in my entire life.) // i have a crush (on a celebrity or fictional character? Yes. On a person who I know? No.) // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together (happily for 20+ years.) // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online (... not yet.)

aesthetic

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like (I live in a non-snowy state, but upon visiting my relatives in a snowy state, despite it not snowing the entire two weeks, it snowed on our trip to the airport and my relative opened my door and shoved a snowball in my face.) // i listen to music to fall asleep (not as often as I used to but sometimes.) // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

(omg i’m hella aesthetic)

misc.

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mum friend // i live by a certain quote (ask me about it ;)) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower (sometimes.) // i wish i lived in a video game (ugh have you SEEN Breath of the Wild??? Or The Witcher 3?? They’re so pretty ;~;) // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs // i have a cat

Okay so there are a bunch of mutuals I’ve made via the Witchering events I’ve been doing, but I don’t know that any of them like being tagged so in good faith I say if you see this, you’re tagged!! I wanna know about my mutuals, people who follow me, people who just so happened to see something!! Let me know about you!! :)) Thank you for the tag 💕💕

[soartssy]

Welcome to my ted talk.

So I just watched Catalyst episode(now one of my favs this season whole series) and I just wanted to share my thoughts about it and how this episode foreshadows certain things that might happen in the last episode..

Marinette faces the task of doing a “heroic deed” (even though she is Ladybug) for her classmates during heroes day. She makes promises to them about preparing an “effortful” tasting of different foods for the whole school (something about cakes, pastries,fruits and stuff..I just based it off the subtitles lol)

Of course the whole class is enticed by her idea especially Adrien (the smol bean really took the time to ask his father if he could go😭)

She tries to convince her parents to help her bake the pastries but their hands are also tied up as well (LB cake for the Mayor) and they couldn’t do anything about it. Marinette doesn’t want to be a disappointment to her class since she has promised them that she will do it.

“I made a big commitment to my class... Now I’m going to disappoint them all.”

Her mom advices her: “There’s still some time to tell them the truth. Your friends will understand.”

She replies along the lines : “that wouldn’t be heroic though”

But her mom tells her this:

“Having the courage to face your mistakes, that’s heroic.”

Instantly she replies back saying:

That’s right! There’s time for me to make these macaroons myself! (Not listening to what her mom just said, she ends up having burnt macaroons for the class. Yum)

My point is this:

Throughout the whole show, we’ve seen Ladybug performing the impossible, doing things her own way and never giving in to other’s opinion. There may be times that her actions depends on other people’s opinions especially when she is Marinette.

In certain episodes, Marinette is also naive and indescisve of her own actions. She tries to either ignore, forget or hide her mistakes which shows her being “human” at some point. SHE AVOIDS CONTRONTATION.

Like in Befana, she doesn’t want to disappoint her grandmother so she decides to hide her true feelings about going to the party while being unaware of the consequences of her own actions to her grandmother.

Or her descision to chicken out last minute when it comes to confessing her feelings to Adrien.

Or her indesciveness when it comes to choosing between Adrien and Luka (you had two hands gurl. CHOOSE BOTH XD. Or just be with Kagami instead XD)

This is contrast to her persona as Ladybug who always seems brave, confident and somewhat decisive in making choices.

And almost all of the time, as Ladybug, she plans things and does things her own way. Although Chat Noir does help her out (even Carpace, Rena Rouge and Queen Bee), she always in control from planning to capturing the akuma.

But unknowingly, a storm is brewing.

This is where Catalyst comes in. The episode initiated change. It is not the change itself but the one merely responsible for it.

This episode poses as a sudden threat to not only the mircaulouses but also to that promise that Ladybug made in the first season: “protecting and keeping Paris safe from harm”.

This will be the starting breaking point that will initiate and foreshadow all conflicts in the last episode of the season which I believe is to happen at the “gala” mentioned by Natalie to Gabriel in the latest episode.

Basing from the current episode, my prediction is that the part 2 “Mayura” episode will begin where it last ended: the heroes may have prepared something for the occassion (of course) in the last scene of Catalyst.

In Mayura, this is where we begin to see Marinette’s shy and indecisive persona mainly emerging from Ladybug as the heroes try to defeat Catalsyt and Hawkmoth.

During S1&2, Ladybug, with Chat noir by her side, had to save and defend Paris from any impeding threat especially Hawkmoth. From a simple task: That’s a heavy burden to carry.

Until now, she faces a much bigger threat and she has all of the heroes by her side (which is awesome since this is the first time we meet them all together in one scene).

Yes, although there would be more hands to help her defeat Catalyst and Hawkmoth. There is also an increase chance of casualties present within the circle.

ThINK OF It. If ever any of them is captured/seized, one miraculous could become a major point for Hawkmoth’s side. By just seizing one of the heroes, hawkmoth could find a way to rat out the others thus, endangering not only themselves but also their families and even the whole of Paris!

Edit: Chat Noir could be a likely candiate for being one of the casualties in the last episode since he didn’t appear in the S3 poster👀

So just think of the burden and pressure that Ladybug has on her hands. Everything has to be perfectly planned out. A single blip, miss/error could practically ruin their chances of winning the game.

So, in Mayura, we could possibly see Ladybug and her gang following the plan to capture and defeat Hawkmoth. Everything goes perfectly but then-

the plan goes wrong.

A rising confict they didn’t expect, has happened.

Whether it is a reveal between characters/ Mayura being introduced in the episode/Natalie or Hawkmoth taking advantage of the situation

this idea might happen before the gala & the gala might be the cliff hanger for season 3. im calling it but i dont want that to happen

Inevitably, the heroes’ plan fails.

Similar to the incident wherein Marinette promises to make the food-tasting a reality in the catalyst episode.

We also begin to see Ladybug in a state of denial during the Mayura episode. She tries to keep everything under control but the plan goes horribly wrong. She tries to convince the heroes to keep on fighting but they couldn’t do it anymore. Similar to the response that she recieved from her parents, they simply can’t commit to do it. Fighting the akumas and saving Paris has come to a maximum limit.

Then, we begin to see the main breaking point: ladybug conflicted, once again, if she is really upto the task of defeating Hawkmoth & Catalyst.

Like in zombizou, now, the task is entirely upto her to fix the situation.

REMEMBER WHAT HER MOM SAID: “There’s still some time to tell them the truth. [They] will understand.” AND “Having the courage to face [it], that’s heroic.”

This is a long shot but I think her mom’s advice will help her at a crucial moment. Because this time, in order to resolve the problem: defeating Hawkmoth. First, she has to confront him. This is where the leaks of Ladybug with Hawkmoth in the secret basement perfectly fits. The episode will slowly unravel long-awaited truths the fandom has all been dying for since the first season. Ultimately, preparing the journey for season 3.

Ladybug gathers up her remaining her strength. Somehow, she captures Hawkmoth and seizes his Miraculous, but not realizing he and his akumas are just the cherry on top. Now, she has to look for the creme of the crop. The queen behind the King: Natalie Catalyst Mayura

While some of the heroes are looking catalyst (who somehow managed to become Mayura at this point), seeing that they have accomplished so much: uniting against all odds and “finally” defeating evil, they decided at some point to call off the search for the mean time as they decide to celebrate (thru the gala) since this time, they have captured Hawkmoth. (Not knowing her true powers) and besides, it’s heroes’ day!

Once again, Paris is now at peace and thanks to the heroes, everyone is safe from harm.

Or at least it seems to be.

As the gala begins, Mayura makes her debut as she disrupts the event, causing chaos

THEN-

Credits roll-

See you again the NEXT SeAsoN! 🙂🙃

BeCaUsE tHatS hOW THE SHoW WoRKS!

Sounds depressing right? But seeing the latest episode. Chat Noir uses cataclysm on himself... is this even a kid’s show? I won’t be surprised if they pull of a cliff-hanger that will leave the fandom devasted. (I call dibs on this)

But I hope her pals would step in to help her and use all of their remaining strength and power to stop whatever brewing storm may be in the last episode and everything ends with a happily ever after. i dont want a cliff hanger pls

So basically my theory for the Mayura episode:

The episode will focus more on the heroes’ journey of defeating and discovering Hawkmoth’s true identity while setting up Mayura as the main villain for season 3

Details about the Miraculous, Gabriel’s motif behind the miraculous and Momma Agreste will be further revealed

This might be too early but i still want this to happen There will be a crucial point wherein heroes/villains may reveal their real identities to each other

The gala will either be the next main location in the episode wherein the heroes’ plan will take place or it will be the place wherein Mayura will be revealed after Hawkmoth is initially defeated by the heroes—cliffhanger for the next season

PS if my speculations are wrong, at least this idea could be a potential fanfic or something LOL

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[boredfaneliza]

so many good names and i’m really indescive so i’ll set up a poll!

https://strawpoll.com/ape3g6a8

whoever gets the most votes wins! 

gives these rpg moms a name so we can get adopted by them asdfgjkl

[lovebotmo]

[3:23 pm] nurse!jaehyun comes into your hospital room, with a dimpled smile and cute little scrubs. a blush creeps up your face and you feel your heart beat faster at the cute boy who has been assigned to care for you.

“how is my favorite patient doing?” jaehyun smiles at you while walking over to the monitor, beginning to check your vitals.

“i’m... uh im good!” you reply, immediately wanting to smack yourself for sounding so indescive and excited at the same time.

“that’s great! i’m glad you’re beginning to feel better.” he’s silent for a few seconds until his smile melts into a slight frown. “hm, that’s strange.”

“what? what is?”

jaehyun peeks at you from over his shoulder before responding, “your heart rate seems to be abnormally high right now, but i can’t seem to figure out why. i probably just need to recalibrate the machine.”

looking over at his pout that’s formed as he presses and muses over the machine you mutter under your breath, “heh... yeah, it’s definitely the machine.”