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punkscowardschampions · 4 months ago

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Tancy pt.2

Teddy: [okay so in that case, turn up at the early af o clock you said you would sir, I imagine you’ve brought some friends with you so it’s less obvious that you’re showing up rn purely for the Grace set up of it all, but also have deliberately chosen them so that they show you off in the best light possible, get some drinks for you and the squad because trying to avoid the bday girl for as long as you can and lbr you need the dutch courage too for the Grace of it all later]

Nancy: [when you’re doing that thing where you’re in a strop and you make your friends go and greet your guests instead of you because you are refusing to leave your room/bathroom/wherever you’re hiding out, which is so fun for Grace because she’s a shy girly really so lol you’re welcome, at least Cara must be a bit more forward, full offence meant given what’s about to go down for you hun]

Teddy: [I LOVE that it’s giving SUCH a parallel to when she was hiding in her room after Theo punched Teddy and left and how this boy wouldn’t be able to not think about that even though he’s doing his best and is focusing on greeting these gals (soz Grace, enjoy your 2 cheek kisses and polite but flirty intro to this boy) and passing on whatever presents he got (and did not return) for Nancy, thank god they are wrapped because lord knows what they are but we all know they are SO extra because he’s only become more obsessed with her during the time span of them not really seeing each other, not less, despite what he said]

Nancy: [mhmm, we love to hide quite literally from our problems like a child, nothing to see here, the way you have people doing your hair and makeup like I hope she’s freed you people because how undignified if you’re just here the MOST upset because this boy has made you feel a fool now, blatantly waiting until there are enough other guests here for you to comfortably ignore him without having to be stuck with Grace ‘cos really have had it with her and now you’re in a mood you’d have let her know so in a way I’m sure she’s FREAKING OUT herself like omg what did I do, little do you know sis; but however many guests you have to drink with and take presents from, you know she’s still coming out here and finding him in the crowd immediately because you simply must see him and see if he is wearing the costume you suggested or what, full !! but from a distance thank GOD]

Teddy: [when you really wanna run to her like you did that day because he meant what he said about hating when she’s upset but he can’t because not only is he too salty but also he’s gotta do the most being a rom-com boy for Grace, you’re welcome hun for that distraction from your Nancy freakout because he would be, but in a chill way that involves his friends and Cara too so she can’t freak about about him as well, making sure the vibes are flirty and interested but not OTT for a first encounter, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, he is wearing the costume and tancy are both serving, not to mention we ALL know he’ll sense her there looking at him in the crowd and return the LOOK, playing with his bracelet when he does, but when he makes his way actually over to her, he has to do the ULTIMATE shade of air kisses which he has never done to her before, nobody else will clock because that’s his usual energy with everyone and it’ll look like his lips are making contact with the closeness but she’ll know and wanna die, repeating his ‘happy birthday, Nancy’ for the added shade of her also knowing how he delivered it earlier because he’s SO upset, RIP truly when Ivo arrives cos he’s clearly not here yet]

Nancy: [when we’re so close to you actually slapping him, control yourself hun, be a lady lmao, plastering the fakest fake smile on your face because not dignifying that with any other response, using his arm to push your way past like excuse me, must go talk to this person now but you’re lingering just a beat on this bracelet because he hasn’t taken it off and you’re acknowledging that here silently too; the way you absolutely only invited him to be like fuck you I can have parties now/enjoy your boring life with that bitch but then he actually shows and you really wish he had not lmao]

Teddy: [the way he KNOWS it and that’s another parallel to when she did and everything that happened after in the street, LOOKING her up and down as if he’s just appraising her costume but it’s really to distract himself from those THOUGHTS and everything he wants to do as a result and also so that he doesn’t have to do see the fake af smile on her face, it’s as lingering as the bracelet move she’ll be doing in a sec but nobody will notice that but them, raise a glass to her as she goes as if you’re only staying in character for your costume and the drunk this man is and it’s not instead the only thing stopping you from behaving feral and grabbing her arm in another throwback moment as she walks away because CANNOT, not this boy then choosing this moment to dance with Grace for the first time, soz girl but simply MUST]

Nancy: [we ALL remember what happened then, unable not to THINK about that as you do a final nod/LOOK up and down of your own in recognition of his costume because you approve and heaven forbid y’all have a conversation out loud that other people would hear, nay nay, we see you secret communication; me here once again like idk why y’all do this to yourself because yes, you wanna fuck Grace up but you hate the reality of this plan SO much you can’t even hide it, thank the lord for party drugs meaning you can leave the main room]

Teddy: [mhmm, nobody is hating life more than this boy atm because all he wants to do is follow her but only his eyes can as he’s dancing with Grace, hating every second of it and unable to escape into his usual coping mechanisms because best behaviour, TRYING to cope by whispering in this gals ear at least some of the compliments he wishes he could give Nancy on her costume as they groove]

Nancy: [you silly silly bears, honestly, like you at least achieve this scheme but it’s always been a mad one and right now as you’re getting high/further on edge you wanna tell him so badly that it’s off but you know he’d go ahead and do it just to spite you so you once again cannot, when you come out of this bathroom eventually you simply MUST get people playing the bottle game/it isn’t a game it’s just drinking sluttily because lord knows you gotta do SOMETHING, not pointed at all, like]

Teddy: [see, this is how we know he’s a sociopath because he’ll steer Grace (with a lower back touch, OBVS) into some corner to talk making sure her back is to all these antics and he can watch while she prattles on and he pretends he’s super interested and genuinely appears so and is engaging with her as if despite the fact he could not care less and his full attention is in fact on EVERY single thing that Nancy is doing, catch him throwing out a HANDHOLD how they love to do when he simply must retaliate]

Nancy: [I’m sure you’ve grabbed one of his friends to do this with because who else would you, excuse us sir but this is very much not about you but you’ll think it is so it’s fine, you know the more fuming she gets watching Teddy’s antics, the more indecent her own are gonna get, pushing this boy onto the sofa so you can make him really down this whole bottle ala car memories]

Teddy: [the way I know with my whole heart he’s gonna find a way to cut this friend DEAD tomorrow but pretend it’s for another unrelated reason and concoct a lil side hustle scheme to lowkey ruin his life purely because of this moment and these antics, when you literally have to take Grace outside onto the balcony, under the pretense it’s too loud and you really wanna talk, because you can’t bear it, only his smoking is betraying the stress despite how casual it looks and how cool and once again in character he seems]

Nancy: [the way you would LOVE that and also do the same, you two are menaces to society and really need to leave everyone else alone tbh but you aren’t so here we are, you will be glad you know Grace and are quite confident she’s not gonna bang this boy on a balcony because FUMING not to have eyes on him, the way you’d leave this random boy so fast is comical truly like you’ve served your purpose, good day]

Teddy: [he’s here wanting to throw himself off this balcony because now he really can hear everything poor Grace is saying and he’s so bored and he hates her accent and the way she talks but he can’t shut her up by kissing her yet because not v gentlemanly and that’s what you’re trying to commit to lest you fuck up the plan, thank god it’s practically november so when he’s finished this smoke they’ll have to come back inside cos she’ll be cold in whatever she’s wearing and his fit isn’t gonna have a jacket she can borrow if it’s pjs unless he’s done the dressing gown moment too, get her another drink so you can have another one, and immediately and unsubtly find Nancy with your eyes again]

Nancy: [Oh Grace, thank god you are currently oblivious because you’d be headed off that balcony too if you realised how mortifying this all is, love how you both had such truly up and down parties, like you didn’t have to start all this now and make yourself miserable queen but go off, just sat in the corner with your own bottle right now, will make Ivo turn up soon and you’ll be forced to interact with him but we’ll have a moment, is likewise unashamedly watching y’all because you could pretend you’re just looking out for Grace, does not matter]

Teddy: [in this moment I love Grace for forever being on her phone because it’ll make it less rude and obvious the way he has checked his more than once hoping Nancy will message him from the same room how they do and literally also started writing his own to her only to not send them ultimately because you don’t dare get sucked into a tancy convo when you’re pretending you’re interested in her cousin, take some pics of and with her cos she’ll love that]

Nancy: [shaking our head at Grace because truly that is so uncouth and how do you expect to find love girly pops, so much vitriol it’s a good thing you aren’t looking up lol, I will send you some messages but feel free to decide not to respond if you see fit because just being bitchy]

Nancy: You look bored

Nancy: Isn’t she boring, I told you

Teddy: No I don’t

Teddy: there’s photographic proof of my 😍

Nancy: It’s not giving Oscar-winning

Teddy: She isn’t giving Oscar worthy

Nancy: True

Nancy: Your friend’s dick is tiny, by the way

Teddy: I could’ve told you, had you asked

Nancy: How would I get a word in?

Teddy: With your preferred method of communication body language, you wouldn’t, naturally

Nancy: You of all people can’t slut shame me

Teddy: What did you take?

Nancy: [tell him, probably just lines], do you want some?

Teddy: I need some, to quote you from when you were bothering to use words, because the difference does actually exist & is now noted

Nancy: I’m glad you’ve learnt your lesson, come through and get your reward

Nancy: [and go through to your bedroom once you have secured some more from one of your various dealers]

Teddy: [thank god his nemesis hasn’t arrived yet so that he can leave Grace with Cara and not have either of them be here for this, I have a fiendish reason why, which is that he has organised sneakily and unbeknownst to Nancy for the BIGGEST birthday cake known to man, literally almost the size that someone could jump out of it, to be delivered (for that cake throwback and his bday mems and just because it’s her bday) and he can be like hey shh and please keep an eye out for that gals, because he truly needs a sec, go into her bedroom like this is casual and the TENSION couldn’t be cut with a knife before you’ve even entered the room]

Nancy: [LOVE that, as will she for ALL the reasons but for now you’re pulling him through your room and into your ensuite with abandon because the kind of friends you have means no one would think to tell Grace anything like that would not occur and you don’t even care at this point anyway, lock that door behind you and push him down onto the loo so you can rack up on the sink countertops, doing it frantically because you clearly just want to touch him but you lured him here with the promise of drugs so that is what he’ll get]

Teddy: [the cake should be decorated with a million iced pink roses btw because we all remember when she did those for his bday but it’s a subtle ref not something that screams tancy and is therefore clockable as this cake even being from him because he’s not openly claiming it is to anyone except Grace and Cara like teehee it’s our secret ladies, as if he’s that kind of boy who wouldn’t dream of taking credit instead of the type he actually is, but ANYWAY, watch her from the toilet as if you’ve never seen anyone do this before because any excuse to STARE at her with the intensity you need to rn, doing the kind of intake of breath and then exhale we could pretend is just to clear your sinuses ready for this incoming line and isn’t just because you’re so !! and then ofc do it as frantically as she racked it as if purely because Grace is a nightmare and nothing to do with the tension or anything else]

Nancy: [impeccable vibes, no notes; WATCHING him in the mirror to the point that these lines are hilariously wavy and not at all straight so you have to chase ‘em into your nose casually, reaching up to make sure his nostrils are clean because not very demure or gentlemanly of you to be coked out, then you’re wrapping your arms around his waist and SQUEEZING, hugging into him tightly in a way that will have him and you breathing that dramatically again ‘better?’ in a genuine way]

Teddy: [no hesitation at all in PUSHING her against this counter regardless of whether there are other lines waiting on there that’ll now be all over the place, he just NEEDS to have her basically bent over this sink with her face pressed so hard into it that she’s almost risking the black eye he was given by her ex and she can’t look at him or breathe because then he will feel better and she’ll be able to feel the direct comparison of his dick size vs his poor friend’s]

Nancy: [barely stifling the whimper that follows the gasp that is half the wind being knocked out of you and half pure !! at that being his move, reaching your hands back awkwardly into his face as if you’re futilely trying to fight him off of you but you actually have coke that you’re going to aggressively rub into his gums like he needs any more, straight up poking your tongue out to lick some up yourself]

Teddy: [obviously doing the absolute most with her fingers in his mouth long after the coke is a distant memory because it’s always and forever a throwback but it’ll also actually help muffle any sounds that are trying to escape as he’s grinding against her like his life depends on it, I need it noted that we should say her tooth definitively was the one that needed to be fixed and he found that out at some point (however long after the fact) purely so I can say that when he eventually leans to take her earring into his mouth (because she is wearing them and he must for another throwback even if he is managing to refrain, barely, from pulling this one off with his teeth) he’s also running his finger across said tooth, we need and demand impeccable vibes and hot moves]

Nancy: [moaning how he can’t because of and about your fingers in his mouth because you’ve never been turned on more by anyone honestly, making it so clear you do not care if anyone hears this, pushing back on him and trying to pull your dress up around your waist but you only have a hand free so you cannot but it’s obvious that’s what you’re saying with this body language, agreed about the tooth so you can be here fully returning the favour and biting this finger hard about everything]

Teddy: [the fucks they never give because he should be shhing her but he isn’t, you’re welcome it’s a party and Grace is distracted and lowkey once again on edge because he’s left her in charge of the surprise cake and will therefore know and suspect nothing because y’all do not care rn, taking his finger away after she’s bitten it in the !! way you would if you were hurt and/or offended/disappointed and couldn’t believe she’s done this but only to PUSH the thumb he always uses (and that houses his 16th bday ring) into her mouth for her to suck or bite on as she sees fit while he does the thing where he tongue fucks her ear in the way he would properly be her if they weren’t too distracted to fully pull her dress up and underwear down for the moment]

Nancy: [widening your eyes when you think he’s really going to take his finger away and be upset because you refuse but before you can say anything he’s given you his thumb which you have to do the most with as you’re attempting to say ‘mine’ repeatedly, pulling him into you harder and so posessively, pulling up on his neck whilst he’s in your ear so he can see your face and you can see his, literally kissing this ring so sincerely as you LOOK at him]

Teddy: [the MOAN he does when he works out what she’s saying (shoutout to the body language for helping) thankfully fully in her ear because it’d be so loud and feel even louder to y’all in this proximity and space (and because y’all haven’t done this in however long since we broke you up) pulling her dress up and underwear down so aggressively that both are in danger but there isn’t a thought to that, likewise also PUSHING her face back into the sink counter so dramatically in direct response to the LOOK because he cannot deal, starting to fuck her as if it’s hate sex very much reminscent of the time against the wall because has not forgiven her remotely and also urgently needs to likewise claim her during this feral quickie]

Nancy: [HOLDING his head against yours as if you’re covering your ears from the way he just moaned into them but you really want to feel it inside you as deep as you possibly can, doing your own insane noises at how forceful he’s being right now ‘cos you couldn’t want it more, putting your hands on the mirror not so much as to steady yourself because you don’t want this to be any less feral but because you’ll leave palm prints, just out here saying the wildest shit because you want to and because you can because your voice is muffled by being pressed into the sink, just telling him how he owns you and you never stopped thinking about him, all only vaguely coherent but you must]

Teddy: [they love and appreciate a mirror moment and he will be buzzing when he sees those palm prints later but here and now his only concern is going at this hookup like it’s either the first or last ever while VERY coherently running his mouth telling her every thought in his head as they happen about how wet she is and how good that feels because never over how she’s the best to ever do it, despite the fact they’d both be able to hear everything their bodies are up to and there’s nothing subtle about the effect it’s having on his either without it needing to be verbalised this indecently]

Nancy: [y’all got a lot to catch up on and this is certainly one way to go about it, love that for you, out here trashing his friend like you only briefly sat on his lap you don’t need to drag the boy to filth but you gotta whilst your body says the most about how simply the best you think he is]

Teddy: [oh he’ll love that so so much that he’ll reward her by letting her face not be pressed against the sink hard enough to bruise, pulling her up so she’s standing as they continue to fuck deeply and ferally but less aggressively and more just possessively in and in love, bringing back the OG neck love bite while he talks and talks about how much better he is and how much she deserves that and only him, bringing back all the words from earlier like stretch and ruin lol, talking about her pussy like it’s his fave thing ever etc etc, living for being extra af as if they are truly alone]

Nancy: [when you can only give him heart eyes briefly because the way your eyes are rolling to the back of your head right now cannot be overstated, the girl is dying and likewise so in love, saying ‘I want you’ like he isn’t saying all this to you and currently fucking the shit out of you, so 🥺 like let me have you, how dare you not lol]

Teddy: [saying ‘love me’ like it’s a demand and he insists that she must and will, so urgently and insistently just like he’s fucking her rn, no notes]

Nancy: [nodding like you have once again lost the ability to speak but that’s because you’re biting your lips closed so hard right now and that still isn’t stopping the hum of the sounds you are holding back]

Teddy: [‘with words’ with the same daddy levels of !! ‘and say it isn’t just the drugs’ because we all remember on his bday when she said it was]

Nancy: [‘what drugs?’ genuinely, like there’s not coke smeared over these counters from y’alls shenanigans but along with lowkey forgetting that’s why you’re here, technically, you also mean that coke doesn’t count because not that kind of drug, pulling his thumb back into your mouth though to try and stfu]

Teddy: [lick her face like THOSE drugs that are smeared across your cheek rn but here doing the most like she didn’t get her makeup professionally done for this lewk, pulling his thumb away and pulling out with !! so it would make a frankly indecent sound because she hasn’t said ILY and he’s waiting for her to]

Nancy: [laughing at his licking and tickling you before laughing more breathlessly at the POP sound that would’ve made because it was hot and you’re trying not to lose it ‘will you, are you going to be nice to me if I say it?’ taking a minute for obvious reasons here]

Teddy: [nodding into her neck as he does the most with just the tip of his ridiculously throbbing dick for that minute because ofc he has stayed that close to her, breathing absolutely insanely against her skin because likewise trying not to lose it, blowing into her ear for a variation of the tongue thing, doing the most to her earlobe again without pulling this earring out, rubbing his thumb over and inside her lip without letting it stay in her mouth]

Nancy: [whimpering again in an absolute unhinged manner this time because he’s teasing you so much ‘I’ve been thinking about marrying you’ somehow slowly moving his hand to around your throat like his mother’s necklace, pushing yourself back on him as much as you can without stopping this torture y’all have got going on, a guttural sound vibrating from you against his palm]

Teddy: [‘will you?’ not you once again basically proposing, god bless, his voice hoarse even though it’s 2 words and she’s the one with a hand around her throat but it is torture in the best way and therefore it’s almost impossible to speak, using the finger a wedding ring would go on and only that finger of hers, guided by his, to slowly and deliberately rub her clit like it’s his job]

Nancy: [‘am I good enough, Teddy?’ eyes swivelling to find his before you’re squeezing them shut so tightly, your pussy twitching to the point of jumping, desperate to surround and pull him inside you ‘do you love me?’]

Teddy: [‘are you going to cum?’ said like be good and do it rn immediately, doing the most to make her with this continued targeted 2 pronged attack here haha ‘show me how much you love me’]

Nancy: [using nothing but the pressure building inside you to take all of him without warning, violently shaking as you cum, so fiercely it feels like you might genuinely push him straight back out with the force of it but the suction seals you together as you finally all but scream your ILY]

Teddy: [the way that will kill him as violently is cinematic tbh, just needed and was waiting for the ILY guys, nothing to do with her own ridiculous orgasm and how that would feel, nope, basically screaming back her code name as if not using her actual one makes it in any way more chill and subtle]

Nancy: [definitely going to bang your head on this sink, hopefully not chipping your tooth yet again, not that you’ve got room in your head to care currently, too busy GASPING because you can feel the same knot building in your stomach again and you have to frantically ride him no matter how dead he is so your 2nd wave engulfs you, his real name also being screamed because you clearly don’t give a single fuck]

Teddy: [holding her head like he did when she banged it against the wall but not stopping her or making any other concession to the 2nd concussion she might have here, gasping out her actual name because she’s cumming again and you gotta]

Nancy: [holding him to you as tightly as you did when you first came in here, shaking your head slowly like no as if he’s trying to leave and you aren’t gonna let him yet because you literally cannot walk or hold yourself upright]

Teddy: [having a dramatic hug about this effectively because you’re both so dead ‘that’s better, isn’t it, baby?’ to echo her words when they first got in here]

Nancy: [hugging your face into his neck and softly sucking on the skin in a way you’re not even sure will leave a lovebite because you’re being so gentle and slow, doing the can’t believe it lil laugh ‘you’re here’ as if you only just realised that, straightening his top pointlessly as you’re still laid on him but you must because we know what you really mean with those two words]

Teddy: [‘it’s your birthday’ like ofc I am, said as soft as her maybe lovebite is being given, full of love because she wouldn’t be able to see heart eyes atm, stroking her hair as gently]

Nancy: [‘yeah it is’ doing a little chuckle because hehe happy birthday to me, lying your head on his shoulder to look at him for a while because you can, doing a tut and rolling your eyes at the mention of the party that is going on outside, hearing people milling about because the truth is you’d rather stay in here with him than have this shindig now, doing a big sigh like your life is SO hard]

Teddy: [giving her the biggest heart eyes and such a genuine smile when she can see them, making a comforting sound at her tut and eye roll, rubbing her back comfortingly as he says ‘oh darling’ with so much love that it’s like an ILY, leaving his hand on the small of her back obvs]

Nancy: [smiling back at him, a little sleepily but happily ‘you COULD make them all leave’ said with emphasis on the could because it’s a not really though because that’s really saying something when you’ve got god knows how many people out there in full costume lol]

Teddy: [catch him scavenging enough coke off this counter to make her a little line somehow, putting his then coke covered thumb in her mouth for her to again suck cos she’s so baby rn and he’s so caring daddy like there there, this is what you need]

Nancy: [doing this without any pretence like this is genuinely what you need and are so contented for it, stroking your face against the palm of his hand whilst you do it, doing another sigh but a happier one]

Teddy: [‘come on, it’s time’ not telling her what it’s time for but you knowing the cake’s arrival is imminent because you wanted it to get here before that man and you know the kinda time he shows up, we all see you, dressing her and yourself like chop chop with an excited and mischievous energy]

Nancy: [is confusion but also not going to stop and argue because you can tell he’s excited so that makes you excited enough to get back out there because really can’t spend the whole evening in your ensuite babe, looking in the mirror to sort out some of this makeup which was thankfully quite subtle on the lip so you’ll be able to get it back in order, also looking to see if you’re going to get a bruise because you suspect as much ‘what have you done?’ a lil suspiciously but in the same mischievous manner]

Teddy: [only answering by repeating himself with ‘do come on’ impatiently the second he deems she and her makeup are fit to be seen by her public, HANDHOLDING her to the ideal location within this party because it’s just for the cake reveal guys okay, excuse him, and we all know he’s paid extra for these poor peeps to unbox and bring it in with the candles already lit and everything so it appears in front of her as he steps back into the crowd like a perfectly choreographed and again cinematic move and moment, no fucks given to the expense or potential fire hazard of any of that, absolutely thrilled that Ivo has missed it and his basic ass gift can’t and won’t top the immaculate vibes when he does appear after this]

Nancy: [how cinematic of you boo/boy, I say I hope your ass is filming this Grace, lmao, of course you is, just being adorably but also genuinely overwhelmed because time to process any of this? Absolutely not, bask in your happy birthday moment hun, of course you have to LOOK back at him because obviously you know it was him for the context clues but also who else would]

Teddy: [I stan this being a lil surprise on top of the other gifts he already bought her, which are absolutely expensive and feelsy af, when he’s spent most of the day mad or sad haha, imagine the spoiling when he’s in a hyper happy mood, at least you can get away by watching this unfold how you are because plenty of other people would be shook and it’ll just look like you’re vibing instead of in love with her and needing to memorise her every reaction, and you’re also welcome that after you can watch back Grace’s footage which she’ll be buzzing about cos she’ll think you think she was slay and you’ll be thrilled cos you get to see Nancy’s reaction all over again, really peak happiness for this boy before he’s about to annoyed Ivo is there lol lol]

Nancy: [you love to see it because never feel any qualms in letting this boy spoil you financially but the feels are what really get you now because they are too damn high, doing your biggest smile which is giant truly, the embarrassment of Ivo not realising this wasn’t a real invite tbh… go back home to your wife, hen, why are you here lol]

Teddy: [my boo says at your big age, you awkward flop, I’m sure you’ve got trouble at home with said wife which is why you came for the drink and drugs and you’ll stay for the hookup but that’s an entirely different convo, these are tancy hours, he’ll be here thanking Grace and Cara for their ‘help’ as if they did something so he doesn’t immediately go back over to Nancy cos not allowed to be as coupley in public as you want rn boy and then you can organise cutting and distributing said giant cake around with chaotic energy and these gals’ help so that you don’t get feral feeding a piece to Nancy like you want, lowkey playing the bestie role while keeping these fake flirty vibes going with Grace, distract yourself while this foolish man enters]

Nancy: [mhmm, we all know why you’re here sweaty but now we don’t want you to be because we’re a little busy being in love lmao, no one can accuse us of being hung up on you because really are like oh, hello but giving him a knowing look because we do know why you’re here and are glad you’re having marital issues because just the kind of bitch we are, pointing him in the direction of the nearest dealer like you knock yourself out, sir]

Teddy: [Winola gay says you’re welcome sir for your first interaction with Cara being um hi would you like a slice of cake because that’s what the girls and gays are up to rn, Grace having to give Nancy hers because I’m evil like that and Teddy has clearly been waylaid by someone hehe]

Nancy: [y’all handing out cake is just a very funny mental image as is but Cara literally has lights on her tits if you recall like casually so extra, Nancy here mentally bracing herself for Grace to start babbling about Teddy like oh my god lmao]

Teddy: [iconic of her to draw this man’s attention to them even more than they would’ve been as standard, oh lord we all know Grace is and Teddy is just watching Nancy try and not tell Grace to fuck off from afar because he’s sadly unlikely to be close enough to hear all the cringe things Grace is saying, raising his glass at Nancy again from across the room this time and with happier vibes attached + a smug smirk from him]

Nancy: [raising yours back at him and mouthing a fuck you because you’re aware that Grace is too busy freaking out to notice anything you’re doing, literally having to eat some of your cake to stop yourself saying shit because truly can’t deal with hearing how amazing he is from her like YOU DON’T KNOW HIM]

Teddy: [mouthing back an ILY as if just playfully in response to her fu but clearly you also want to for the reminder of what just occurred that y’all haven’t had recovery time from, nevertheless, he cannot resist eventually coming over to rescue Nancy by asking her if she’d like to dance, under the guise of it being platonic and her the birthday girl]

Nancy: [at least your blushes are perfectly valid with half of London crammed in your flat, no one say anything or look thank you, here standing up on your toes to say ‘my hero’ in his ear which could be jokey but you also need saving so it’s lowkey not lol]

Teddy: [the way y’all will have to make a game/actual challenge out of keeping this dance strictly platonic when it would be too easy for y’all to do the absolute most with it, you’ll love it though, you love to see how much you can get away with in front of people, watch him accidentally on purpose catching his bracelet on something of hers, be that her outfit or some jewellery of her own purely to draw attention to it once again before said dance has even begun and she’s only whispering to him]

Nancy: [like however many peeps think he’s gay, Gracie is hoping and praying he is not so you have to keep this PG with only the hehe bants type of nods to the kind of dancing y’all actually would like to be doing, unhooking him from you as if you’re admiring this bracelet like oh that’s nice ‘you got me cake’ smiling big fully at him now, because you like stating things and acting like that’s the compliment, it’s your style]

Teddy: [taking a moment ™ to likewise admire this bracelet because any excuse, you love it so so much and are always distracted by it, run a hand through your hair as if it’s a dismissive gesture the way it would typically be but really it’s another distraction from doing anything in response to that smile because you want to and so easily could say fuck it, stating the flavour like it’s casual when you know it’s her fave because you know her and this is defs not the only birthday cake y’all have ever shared of hers]

Nancy: [the restraint y’all never show and are having to show, hilarious and iconic, like you really want to run your hands through his hair now and are doing your very best to not reach out and do it ‘have you had a slice?’ because so busy being the gay bff host and you simply must have some rn so we can watch you]

Teddy: [‘not yet’ with such an innocent shake of his head as if this isn’t all orchestrated so that he can eat it in front of her, which we all know it is and he will, nobody talk to me about him getting icing on the ring she kissed earlier so he has to lick that like a little cat or down the side of his hand so it’s almost but not quite touching his wrist where his bracelet is, all deliberate, or about him licking at each individual rose on this cake slice until they each disappear before he eats it, it’s a performance truly]

Nancy: [has never paid such close attention in her life, honestly, like no notes, the girl is SEATED, you already had no recovery time and now he’s turning you on again this aggressively in front of everyone, shaking your head like oh you’re such a ham but it’s actually to conceal the LOOK that you have to give him ‘Oscar-worthy’ with a slow clap, again, like you’re just taking the piss and aren’t so serious and !!]

Teddy: [when you’re so hyper aware of everything she’s doing that you know exactly how turned on she is and it’s making you equally so to the point you have to make an OTT sound about how good this cake is as if you’re just being such a ham like she implied and aren’t dying thanks to her rapt attention, doing the MOST sweeping his own thumb across his own lip for icing and/or crumbs as he bites it too, taking a bow as if he’s taking the piss and doesn’t just wanna be in that position ‘you’re a vision, by the way’ because he said she looked a vision in the necklace earlier when he was DYING over it so even though he’s saying it in a casual tone like slay costume btw babes she’ll know he’s so !! because of that word choice]

Nancy: [the face like oh you’re so gross because you aren’t at all grossed out and if you don’t go as hard that way you’re going to give the game away big time, licking your lips instinctively even though your cake is long forgotten about, do your own curtsey like thank you because outfit appropriate but also you feel like you’re losing your damn mind for wanting him so you’re acting like a fool ‘your costume brings out the blue in your eyes’ said likewise in this casual bants pretend flirty manner but it’s true and we’re not pretending honey, you said you had a THING and clearly]

Teddy: [as instinctively LOOKING at her lips as she licks them which is fine and if anyone sees him no they don’t ‘this is a costume fit for a princess’ tearing his eyes away to touch it and her because HAVE TO somehow, however ‘platonically’ or he will not survive, then he takes and kisses her hand for the princess vibes because literal princess of Monaco so that’s also fine to say everyone, excuse him, but the way that hand kiss is giving exactly what his cheek kisses normally would but his earlier ones did not and he’s actually just buzzing to call her a new pet name he hasn’t before]

Nancy: [if you weren’t blushing at the compliment, you’re going tomato red when he kisses your hand how he usually does your cheek, playfully batting him away mainly because you’re just stood here EXPOSED and you can’t handle it but also because you can touch him more insistently with the no, omg, stop of it all than you could otherwise]

Teddy: [just here having a lil playfight that’s giving he’s your annoying sibling/gay bestie and not that you are in love, if anyone asks haha because you just need to and I truly hope he’s got a drink in his hand so he can, in that vein, put an ice cube down the back of her neck rn immediately because that BLUSH is everything and he’s not okay about it so gotta have that throwback of how many times he’s touched that part of her body before, ofc telling her how red she is because not shade this time, as if in his own defence of why he just did that]

Nancy: [nothing to see here everyone, thanks to your sexually ambiguous rep really doing the hard work here because there’s nothing platonic about this tension people, at least you get to do the little shriek you do when someone gets you with a cold thing, get some of that !! out ‘I can’t stand you!’ with all the emphasis where we can’t say anything more true than that statement here and now, allowing heart eyes on the low because if you weren’t smiling at him that would be an OTT reaction]

Teddy: [literally, Grace might be like UM because she doesn’t know how much of a bisexual icon this boy is but everyone else does and full offence she’s easy to gaslight and will often be, so start as you mean to go on, huns, grinning back at her ‘nonsense, you love me’ as if you’re saying that strictly in a playful way and not as a statement of fact lol as he turns to go with one of their signature lil waves]

Nancy: [that’s the name of the game baby lol, we’ve got much more gaslighting to come your way I’m afraid girl, just smirk at him and let him go, you can’t keep him any longer, much as you’d like, go socialise like you want to even a little right now]

Teddy: [likewise go and take Grace another drink because the sooner you can get her wasted the sooner she’s bearable to you and I’m 100% sure her bestie is still being flirted with by this man she was just trying to give a slice of cake to]

Nancy: [watching those antics with such disdain because oh Ivo, so predictable]

Teddy: [mhmm, I’ve no doubt you’re venting a tiny percentage of your utter hatred for this man by telling Grace some of the tea about this man under the guise of looking out for Cara as her friend but nothing that would actually cause Grace to intervene, ie about his fiancee existing, because where’s the fun in that, purely giving oh you/what is he like vibes, as if it’s all affectionate teasing and fun and games at the expense of your fam friend hehe and a nice goss sesh with Gracie]

Nancy: [the way you would meanwhile find a super unsubtle way to drag Ivo for being a scummy fiance, yet subtle enough that Cara isn’t going to clock and walk away but enough to freak him out that she is going to put it together like now hold on, must amuse yourself somehow]

Teddy: [when I just know that means Ivo will very unsubtly take Nancy to one side like CAN YOU NOT, you can pretend you just need a word with the bday girl all you want sir but the vibes speak for themselves and Teddy will be WATCHING despite Grace being oblivious and blatantly still rambling on]

Nancy: [just having a lowkey row because the audacity of you to be here doing this, makes it seem like you care because of him but there we go, you wouldn’t back down when you can sass him]

Teddy: [mhmm and this man treating her like she’s being such an unreasonable jealous psycho ex when she is in fact nothing of the sort, fully giving did you just invite me cos you want me back as if that’s her scheme, the ego on you my love]

Nancy: [oh men, like it does look a bit like that but PLEASE, smashing some cake into his nice clothes doesn’t help your not insane case but we must as we strop off]

Teddy: [this man LIVID but you’ve helped his own scheme because he’ll have to go and clean up and he can take Cara with him like help + with a peace offering of a line like soz I abandoned you so abruptly hun, they can flirt via her helping him clean cake off his clothes because he’s such an incompetent man, Teddy meanwhile WATCHING Nancy even more intently to see if she’s okay, to the point that I’m fully victim blaming Grace for not picking up on this but lbr she’s probs already drunk because wouldn’t have any cake and drinking on an empty stomach is no joke sis]

Nancy: [and at least as he’s gone to a bathroom to do this, Nancy doesn’t have to throw herself at the nearest man to prove how much she is over you so Teddy doesn’t have to witness that rn, instead go find the closest friends you have at this point so you can badmouth him and act like you never even invited Ivo like wtf]

Teddy: [tbf she did not actually invite him seriously and it’s wild he’s here, gonna say that Grace does try and go over to join Nancy (because not that gone that she can’t tell her mood clearly) but Teddy stops her like no as if he wants her all to himself and to stay with him but really he’s once again saving Nancy from having to deal with her because he loves her, it does mean the grancy flirting will have to ramp up slightly and I’m imagining them so cosy together in a corner on a chair talking close and him touching her in peak romance ways and I hate it haha]

Nancy: [no one hates it more than this girl and she literally asked him to do it lmao, at least it will be so easy to let Grace think she did something wrong and that’s why you’re fuming with her when she has hanxiety tomorrow, just lovely things like that]

Teddy: [me dying because Grace hates it too and literally cannot handle it, nobody is here for this, but at least when she excuses herself from this boy to have a freakout under the pretence she needs a piss or whatever he’ll get a temporary reprieve and also an opportunity to scheme for someone that isn’t him to offer Grace drugs because wouldn’t be gentlemanly of him to but any help for her to be out of it ASAP because she isn’t gonna say no in this mindset when she thinks they’ll help her loosen up]

Nancy: [when you are insecure and thus unable to be seduced as quick as Teddy is used to/thinks you will be, which Nancy been knew but of course you weren’t gonna be told that]

Nancy: Slow down a touch, okay

Teddy: Any slower & I’d have to leave, the party if not the postcode entirely

Nancy: You’re not going for record timing here, she’ll be the one running away otherwise

Teddy: Fine, noted

Teddy: open your presents, I’m bored

Nancy: Am I opening yours with everyone else’s?

Teddy: Are you going to go red again if you do?

Nancy: Depends what you’ve bought me

Nancy: not that I went red, thank you

Teddy: Well, in that case, I couldn’t possibly ruin the surprise to spare your blushes

Nancy: What has she been talking about?

Teddy: No idea, she doesn’t come with subtitles, unfortunately

Teddy: I don’t speak council estate or Irish

Nancy: Her house is actually huge

Nancy: well, it was, until I foolishly allowed her to move in with me so she could do her beauty course [wherever the fuck she’s doing it in London to feel like THAT bitch]

Teddy: It would need to be, her unnatural number of siblings

Nancy: You’d like the company

Teddy: Not if theirs is anything like hers

Nancy: If your father was serious about creating an empire

Teddy: I know, shocker that he, of all people, would be all talk

Nancy: Be why he isn’t next on my hit list, contrary to popular belief

Teddy: What a devastating blow for II 💔

Nancy: Too old was on the tip of your tongue, no need to commiserate

Teddy: You for him or he for you?

Nancy: Me for him, ironically

Teddy: Your disability is stopping you from understanding irony

Teddy: & affecting your memory

Nancy: Is not!

Teddy: Is too

Teddy: I told you, you’re still within his desired range, you’re younger than G, after all

Nancy: And the irony remains I am too old for you too

Teddy: You are not

Nancy: Who’s the oldest person you’ve ever slept with?

Teddy: [tell her, in my head it’s giving someone your dad’s age ish because someone he’s in business with because you love to try and cause drama]

Nancy: You’ve not gone full sugar baby yet, I’m shocked and proud

Teddy: The honour is all Gracie’s bestie’s, as the other commoner here

Nancy: Hardly

Nancy: but letting him fuck her in my ensuite is super common, yeah

Teddy: Would you like me to interrupt? It would be my pleasure to thwart his

Nancy: I bet, pervert

Nancy: I won’t stop you but I don’t care where and with who he gets his

Teddy: [send your friends you brought to make a nuisance of themselves by hammering on the bathroom door etc, which will only remind you of when y’all were interrupted the same way on his bday]

Nancy: [me like you must’ve finished guys because you gotta lmao, I suppose if not now there’s still time but we are still amused, however nonchalant we are pretending to be about it all]

Nancy: Do you think there’s a too tall, for a girl?

Teddy: Absolutely

Nancy: She dwarfs [your friend we’re needlessly shaming again, because why not, poor boy lmao]

Teddy: Any taller than [Nancy’s exact height] is unnecessary, models are trafficked children or nepo babies anyway, no one in the industry cares about the silhouette now

Nancy: You could do it, you and your siblings, much nepo baby potential

Teddy: Of course, but I don’t require the charity of free clothes

Nancy: Your poor mother is entirely too small to have to birth all of you, I do hope she opted for cesareans

Nancy: makes me feel ill just thinking about it

Teddy: [the boujee hospital] would never allow suffering

Nancy: You don’t get the fun drugs when you do it that way though 💔

Teddy: How awful

Nancy: I’m going to get some nitrous

Teddy: For the party or your birth plan?

Nancy: Ha ha

Nancy: forcing Grace through it would be the only joy

Teddy: Once you’ve exhausted every other joy, you know where I am

Nancy: Do you want a baby because you’re a narcissist or is it a kink, I’m unsure

Teddy: What makes you think I want a baby?

Nancy: This is the second offer I’m personally privy to, darling

Nancy: you must admit that’s how it sounds

Teddy: Chlo did, my wants were totally different

Nancy: I’m teasing

Teddy: You certainly are by making me ask twice, open your presents

Nancy: [go on and indulge him and go to your present table to get started, even if you aren’t starting with his, obvs]

Teddy: [not you going to the present table and finding yours and literally holding them out to her so she has to, haha, shameless]

Nancy: [you love to see it, grinning at you like oh okay FINE as you take these presents]

Teddy: [not you also filming this as Grace shade because she hasn’t yet returned, as if you won’t LOVE watching her reaction back as many times as you want, because you can’t tell me it isn’t giving the Keira wedding video in love actually with how he’s ZOOMING IN on her face because these gifts have to be feelsy in a way only tancy fully realise]

Nancy: [we see y’all, she has quite the reactive face lol so you will be thrilled, as this girl cannot pretend she isn’t with these gifts, give him a massive hug and knock this phone out of his hand, blatantly]

Teddy: [tbf they’d be expensive af too because always so you’re allowed to seem thrilled and like he ate without anyone needing to know the feelsy elements, not you picking her up with this hug back so you can move her away from the table like soz not soz everyone the most important gifts have been opened, again as if it’s all bants and playful and you don’t just want to pick her up in front of everyone]

Nancy: [at least you can make this a hilarious little scene like you’re both hamming it up for an audience and you aren’t genuinely 😍 here whispering in his ear now you can reach it ‘take me somewhere I can thank you properly’]

Teddy: [Winnie says he should carry her onto the balcony not only because nothing happened with Grace out there except him smoking vs all the moments they’ve had on them, but also because we all remember him fucking that boy on the balcony at his bday, tis a no brainer and somewhere that can seem more platonic than it is, not that y’all care in this moment frankly]

Nancy: [I was thinking the balcony too undeniably, of which there’s gonna be a few smaller ones more like juliet window vibes and then the big one btw looking at the sims build but anyway, great minds little bear, not you kissing him as soon as you’re out here, like people might’ve been watching but you don’t care and you must let him know how you feel about your gifts]

Teddy: [we both understood the assignment, likewise 0 hesitation in kissing her back SO hard because the nature of their earlier hookup meant they did not and have therefore not kissed since whenever they broke up and there’s even more !! to put into it than there already would be because of the gift feels]

Nancy: [not me and thus this girl only just realising you haven’t kissed yet, thus we’re doing an actual GASP about said realisation as we kiss you back harder too, like it wasn’t giving a peck before but now we’re properly making out with the knowledge of how long it has been]

Teddy: [literally, I had to go back and check the hookup to make sure they didn’t cos I was shook to my core at the thought too lol, hence this boy MOANING so dramatically into her mouth about it because if you have kissed anyone since (which honestly I’d believe if you didn’t cos the type of sex you’ve been having) it wasn’t giving THIS and you’ve missed her so much in a way that’s only just hitting you here and now]

Nancy: [GRIPPING his shoulders when he moans into your mouth like that, pulling him closer somehow, gesturing to whatever seating you have on this balcony moment because very much want to kiss him longer than he can hold you is the vibe so get comfy boy]

Teddy: [there needs to be some kind of sofa or lounger seat vibe so he can THROW her onto it with all the !! and have room to be lying on top of her as they continue the makeout, I don’t make the rules, Winnie does, no thought or fucks given to the fact that anyone could appear at any given time because all his thoughts and priorities are about continuing to kiss]

Nancy: [there so would be so have at it guys, only BARELY pausing to say ‘tell your friends to not let her out here’ because the only person we give a fuck about not knowing at this point in Grace so as long as her (and Cara really but you’ve not thought to say that) are kept off the balcony then you’re good, running your hands through his hair as you use said pause to LOOK at him and really appreciate in a way you have not in SO long]

Teddy: [issuing your orders to your friends via a voicenote so that you can maintain the LOOK the entire time because of only having to speak into your phone and not send a text and because you’ll both be into how his voice sounds, not bothering to wait for a reply or even really check it’s sent before he’s kissing her again with even more !! as if that was such an unbearably long pause, letting his phone fall wherever the fuck it does without a care or thought to potentially damaging it/not even hearing if you friends did reply and were trying to warn you Grace was coming]

Nancy: [you two are truly doing the bare minimum to conceal this right now which is okay because the plan hasn’t started in earnest but if Grace did walk out right now she would be a bit shocked and you’d really be starting from 0 when you wanted to try again lol but it’s real that you just don’t care because there’s too much between y’all right now that is yet to be addressed in any way beyond banging it out so here we are, you biting your lip and making a lil noise his friends can probably hear whilst he’s talking, doing your own MOAN when he comes back at you and drops his phone because he’s as !! as you and you NEED to know that ‘kissing you’ as if that’s a full sentence without pausing this kiss to say it]

Teddy: [me knowing the petty bitch this boy is has sent that to every friend except the one that Nancy did antics with cos never talking to him again and if that was your downfall because he was the one person who could’ve and didn’t stop Grace from seeing this it would be deserved but again, no fucks given in this moment or ever lol lol, likewise not pausing these kisses but nevertheless trying to put some jewellery on her without looking, that was inevitably part of his gifting, even and especially if it means he has to take off something existing to make room for it, the carnage that is ensuing when he could just pause to do this properly but no]

Nancy: [my boo says and you would surely deserve it but we’re here being kind to you because she must stay away whatever she is doing so you’re welcome, just so into this and the struggle it is because it’s YOUR thing at this point to exchange jewellery and you clearly will every and any chance you get, the chaos of trying to look at said jewels right now whilst not trying to stop kissing him is ridiculous though but it cannot be helped]

Teddy: [knowing Grace what she is probably doing is crying because she too often is and the combo of already drunk + Nancy mad at her + Teddy interested in her + Cara too preoccupied to talk her off the ledge is enough reason to be overwhelmed at the gig, meanwhile tancy are truly living their best lives because exactly, all the jewellery always and they are 100% gonna end up rolling off this seat and causing more carnage, I like to think he ends up on the floor but she’s basically on a nearby enough table so he can fully lie her on it to continue this makeout sesh, just cos, being feral causing scenes]

Nancy: [how true, his friends probably thinking you’ve left the party because you’re in your own ensuite crying in the club, god bless and soz that neither of these two could be giving less of a shit, here living laughing loving for this hot move so you gotta say his name]

Teddy: [not you continuing this makeout sesh in such an extra manner that you feel like you’re gonna break the glass table (which you only care about cos it could kill her) so you literally pick her up again and in as hot (and potentially more life threatening) of a move have her up against/on the top of this balcony depending on the sort it is and what’s possible, regardless it’s giving you could throw her off with how he’s only holding her up by what is essentially a romantic chokehold]

Nancy: [the way you’re scared and turned on in equal measures and you can only express this with your eyes and pushing yourself closer to him/further away from the edge]

Teddy: [when you know both those things are true so you gotta make it worse by twisting her so she’s facing the edge instead of having her back to it and making her look down at how high up y’all are rn, kissing the back of her neck when he does obvs because one of his fave moves/parts of her to mess with always, it’s giving trust exercise now shamelessly]

Nancy: [swearing under your breath because you are sincerely shook but trying not to freak out like that ‘you don’t want me dead’ said like remember how BORED you’ve been]

Teddy: [doing a hot lol when she swears ‘don’t you trust me?’ turning her back to him so she can see his pout about it because she can never resist a 🥺]

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