#I’m literally still reeling

[mysonsareturtles]

Guess who got to meet THE teenage mutant ninja turtles? (Hint: it’s me).

[unriding]

a … a gift from the talented @kruinka 🥹 thank you so much!! ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

[magicicephoenix]

okay so i was just watching some good ol’ doctor who right? and i was thinking to myself how i find it fun when the doctor’s companion(s) has a ‘normal’ life and occasionally joins him on adventures every so often. y’know, like a little side thing. and i was trying to equate it to something in my head, and in a brilliant moment of idea association i thought “just like the cat in the hat show!”

…SO I GUESS THAT ASK MISTAKING DOCTOR WHO FOR DOCTOR SEUSS WAS ONTO SOMETHING???

[wackachewbacca]

How fucking insane is it that Ashton carries around both a fragment of the Luxon and also blood from Titans? The gods and the primordials haven’t cohabitated together for nearly a millennium and now they’re both just mixed together in this one person who has felt so bitterly rejected, abused and hurt by the world and yet the two oldest represented beings of Exandria find their home in them

[eternal-reverie]

was trying to get home from a work training and the gps put me on the highway 😱

[yzuposts]

do you ever think about how dancing for other animals is a mating ritual? we all find people who can dance well super attractive. back in the day, balls and dance halls were places to scope out potential suitors: formalised dresswear as well as being smooth with the moves was essential to presenting oneself and one’s prowess and confidence to society. the nobility was taught not only political, socioeconomic, and linguistic knowledge, but how to dance as well. is dancing a human mating ritual? or, the better question: what’s stopping humans from embracing dance more? in this essay, i will explain why i find dancers so damn attractive…

[yourlocalvastard]

you ever read a mind altering fic and then go to the writers tumblr account and it has ZERO posts for that fandom

[handcat]

instagram should be set aflame

[herawell]

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[granma-sweetie]

DORIAN UGH TODAY ONE OF MY EUROVISION MEGA FAN ACQUAINTANCES (I say acquaintances because we have too many eurovision disagreements to be friends hes wrong about everything okay) SAID THAT THE LIVE PERFORMANCE OF GLADIATOR WAS BAD???? WTFFFF UGH IM NOT LETTING THAT SLIDE. RAGING.

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. HOW COULD THEY BE SO WRONG HOW COULD THEY BE THE WRONGEST EVER IN THE WORLD WHAT DO THEY MEANNNNNN WHATTTTTT

[saipng]

hi sai ^_^ I just finished nona the ninth and opened my dash to see perfectly curated tlt posts that you reblogged and I wanted to say thank you <3

obsessed with our synchronicity. it’s really the locked tomb season out here huh

how are you enjoying the books and how hard will it be for me to wait for the fourth one (i just finished harrow today and i’m planning of starting and finishing nona tomorrow so don’t spoil me but fuck i am OBSESSED with these stories they’re driving me mad)

[vapeman]

genuine question do lesbians and gay men stop being attracted to someone or do they misgender them in their head when they find out someone theyre into doesn’t ID as the gender they like?

[lildruzi]

unfazed by the fact that I have mock trial practice today lmao

[eustaceloser]

alright fuck it i’m posting personal shit on here again

[goblinsbriide]

….

[crownanother]

Apparently, back in the day, there was a really notorious tie in novel for Star Trek that had a lot of slash elements called Killing Time

The slash elements were requested to be removed by Paramount, and they were, BUT due to a mistake, the original was sent to print without the edits

When it was caught, they’d printed 250k of this “first edition” which subsequently became collectors items for Kirk/Spock fans, since later editions DID include the edits censoring the slash

NOW, I bring this up because my friend who’s into the original Star Trek found and was reading the first edition at the desk at the library we work at, cause we’re slow on weekends and we’re the only ones here. She laughs at it, so I ask and she tells me about the general backstory of the book, and that she laughed because (among other things) Kirk, who doesn’t get mad in the og series really, was being described as hot headed and apparently just getting into fights left and right

So I’m looking over her shoulder at the scene, commenting on the character changes that resemble modern fic-degradation of characterization for the sake of a shipping dynamic, when I realize something

Now, my only interaction with the Star Trek series directly was the 2009 reboot, and my friends hasn’t seen those and is only interested in the originals. As I’m looking at this scene, and my friend is pointing out the character changes to Kirk, I realize that this is the fucking premise of the reboot, down to the fucking alternative timeline shenanigans, the rank swap, and Kirk being a hotheaded fuck up

The 2009 film was literally based on this slash fiction misprint they tried to bury!

Im reeling.

I can’t be the only one who made this connection.

So I google to see if anyone else has, and oh yes, good, there was someone

The fucking author of Killing Time

…I feel like I’ve uncovered a conspiracy. I’ve still got 3 hours left in my shift and I can’t focus. The world must know.