#I’m just a peahen waiting for my peacock 😔 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

yzuposts · 5 months

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do you ever think about how dancing for other animals is a mating ritual? we all find people who can dance well super attractive. back in the day, balls and dance halls were places to scope out potential suitors: formalised dresswear as well as being smooth with the moves was essential to presenting oneself and one’s prowess and confidence to society. the nobility was taught not only political, socioeconomic, and linguistic knowledge, but how to dance as well. is dancing a human mating ritual? or, the better question: what’s stopping humans from embracing dance more? in this essay, i will explain why i find dancers so damn attractive…

#dance #birds dance #Georgian dance #had to write this after I saw a reel on insta #no bc dancers are SOOO hot #ugh #incredibly sexy #if the birds can do it why can’t we #ok so it was baton twirling not exactly dancing #STILL AN ART FORM #i want someone to court me with dance moves #dancers #they have such good style too #so sexy #I’m literally chad from hsm2 cuz I don’t dance #i wish I could tho #NOT TO MENTION SINGING #like ummmm hello???#am I secretly a bird??#I’m just a peahen waiting for my peacock 😔

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