vapeman
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man fml first 3 hours of work at walmart today I see an elderly woman with short shorts stuffed into her asscrack with filthy-ass panties sticking out reeking of crack and mildew then later another woman leading a much younger girl around on a leash both looked and smelled like they hadnt been exposed to sunlight or fresh air in months and were making out in the self checkout line right next to me and in view of some young kids can people learn how to fucking behave PLEASE
#like ik its fucking walmart but have SOME standards#like u know that even if u leave the store your stank DOES NOT#and some cashiers gotta go on with his day acting like theres beauty in every human fuck I’m so tired
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I hate how cat people are heavily expected to just tolerate in good faith people saying they hate cats for the most ignorant shallow reasons but when u say u hate dogs for extremely valid reasons dog people throw a fucking fit and treat u like ur an antagonistic idiotic villain whos way out of line like I don’t care that u need an animal to stroke your ego all the time its just unfair and immature to expect humans to
#I saw a kid almost lose his arm to a ‘good boy’ when I was growing up but#apparently its way worse that cats scratch ur leg sometimes
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sorry but i'm ordering a complete shutdown of heterosexual jakeyism until we figure out what the fuck is going on with these women
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I’ve literally never heard this hello?
Also are horses predators in Christianity??
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cant stand a bitch who tries to tell me that vaping is bad for me as if I’ve never been to school and never heard of lung cancer and like, just cant read the warnings on the bottles and boxes?? like to think and talk nicotine addicts just arent aware or don’t care that its bad for us is lowkey so hateful like posturing as if ur holier and smarter than ppl who suffer from compulsions just reeks of willful conceited ignorance and a lust to shame and police ppl whose coping mechanisms wouldnt make a therapist applaud them
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the problem with addiction is not that it's pleasurable. it's not "having too much fun" disease. it's not even a requirement for addiction that you have fun at any point in the process at all and to be honest it is incredibly common that no pleasure is gained from substance use. imagining that addiction is about pleasure does two things: 1) demonises feeling good (there is nothing wrong with wanting to be happy/comfortable/etc), and 2) frames addicts as people who Like Having Fun Too Much. it's simply not useful to frame things this way as well as just fundamentally not being true
#also implies that addicts don’t take their lives seriously#and theyre uneducated about/dgaf about what theyre doing to themselves
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I love how southern social graces force transphobes into a position where they feel obligated to say “you too” when I tell them to have a good day like they look so irritated but if they don’t say it they have to live with the christian guilt of being impolite
#frankly I hope they crash their car into a tree on the way home but#the thought of them watching fox news later gritting their teeth that a tranny got the better of their beliefs#is better tbh
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this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

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