#I’m hilarious thank you

[transannabeth]

Are the buttons in ghost trick really ghost and trick /gen

i would never lie to you about the ghost and trick buttons. you ghost or you trick you trick or you ghost

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

They’re so good

[phoenixtakaramono]

【which is better: television or the radio?】

Thanks for 900! (🔗)

[keikoyume]

YES I watched Puss In Boots 2

YES Big Jack Horner, YES

good movie

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Some of my favourite out of context sfth ao3 tags because these are so funny (also all of these are from different fics)

Disclaimer that these aren’t mine :)

[tommykinard6]

Hehehe.

Heeeeeehehehehe.

“And I can’t believe that it’s finally me

And you

And you

And me

JUST US

AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE

Doo doo do doo do do do doo Steve”

Sound credit (thank you so much to the person who replied and gave me it!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=groaPrY41Rk

[rubberbangin]

haha hey guys remember “I’m gonna pre” hehe,,,,,,,, *gets pelted with tomatoes and booed off stage*

[neodump]

I miss you, bro 😪. I need you to dump something on me rn, like rn babe 😭 been craving for that sexy writing that you carve from that sexy brain.

All I’m thinking about is him taking you on your fifth or sixth date together and he hasn’t gotten laid, and hasn’t complained or made a move on you even once.

He’s driving (wishful thinking) and you’re using a story you’re telling as an excuse to run your fingers along his forearm. You can see him breakout into literal goosebumps, hairs raising up, but he’s laughing and giving nothing away. But when you start putting your hand on his thigh, not high up or anything, he starts squirming his seat a little.

The sound you make, like an oh, makes him look down, following your gaze. ‘Cause he’s hard, not even casually, more like fully pressed to his zipper hard. He’s so embarrassed, he can barely apologize. Mark’s used to feeling near-desperate at the end of his dates with you that he hadn’t noticed he was rocked up.

Five or six dates is enough. He’s passed whatever test you thought you’d be able to put him through without failing it yourself. Good enough.

You ask him how he feels about pulling over onto the side of some dark road and pulling it out through his zipper so you two can get your first fuck in without playing the waiting game any longer. You’re sliding your hand up his thigh, over the tremble it’s doing, right over where he’s hard up and hot. You tell him he can have whatever, just keep the vest on while he does it.

Mark yanks the car over and is gentleman enough to usher you to the backseat without having to step out, but maybe not enough to not flip your dress up (or yank your pants down) and pull your panties aside to have you asap, doggy style, fuck everything else. And then again in some cramped missionary position because he’s been waiting for this and once isn’t enough.

[angelnumber27]

*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls

I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it

Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha

[asteria7fics]

Here it is, everyone. The final chapter is here.

The end of Exactly Where I Left You!!

Thank you SO much to everyone who has supported EWILY! This fic is the most ambitious project I’ve ever taken on, so seeing people genuinely enjoy it has been sort of surreal for me!

I hope you’ll stick around for what I have cooking for the future!

[a-different-way-of-life]

Morris what's your music taste? (Also, This is my favorite blog ever to exist, I love when you upload and I see how you draw this stupid little idiot man it makes my day 1000% better)

“… Hum-hum-hum hum hum… broke your heart, I’ll…

…I do NOT know this song.”

[archangel-1]

You post like you have bipolar, do you?

I-

[kastle-thrones]

Okay so as an alterhuman who loves fandom-

Does anyone else feel the struggle when you are just downright obsessed with a character, just feral over a fictional entity

And then you remember that people who kin fictional entities exist.

AND IT’S NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY

But you have that moment of realization

Because you have said, jokingly, a million times, “lol I’m so glad this character isn’t real, I’d die of embarrassment if that real actual entity ever saw me going insane like this”.

And

Lo and behold

You make eye contact with this (not)person

That exact entity

and you just have to deal with that.

You just have to stand there knowing that you have gone “my scrimblo and their bimbinis,,,” about this entity.

And they at any time can come demand an explanation for your rabid feral tendencies that just so happen to be about them.

Like there is nothing that will ever prepare you for the experience that is-

Me, having just gotten done with the tangent of the century about how much i would kill and die for a character:

Character, leaning over my shoulder:

Me:

Anyways am I entitled to financial compensation or do i need medical insurance for that cardiac arrest (/j)

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

this knife I bought matches Plushiemer’s proportions so well it’s making me hysterical

[willowgrove]

oh boy here we go again

[mayrine]

why is pac streaming form fits account?