#I’m going to kill you

[frownyalfred]

I know I’ve had some angsty Lazarus Pit hc’s but imagine this: Clark tossing Bruce in one day and Bruce clawing his way out and spitting out all of his old dental implants and screws because the Pit healed everything, even his teeth

[thecanvascreature]

who is your really hot and sexy boyfriend? can i get his number??😍😍😍

there ain’t enough room in this town for the both of us… we’re gonna have to duel… meet me outside at noon partner..

*fixes my awesome cowboy hat, spins my revolver by my finger, walks out the saloon as my spurs kick up against the floorboards*

[whereismyhat5678]

I was gonna do this. You know I was.

(Also random fact, ever since I favored Kaufmo I kind of realized I have a VERY strong love for characters with dots for eyes. Like Gustavo, Dj from Total Drama Island, Toad from Super Mario (and the movie made me fucking LOVE HIM), Winnie the Pooh (when I was younger I adored this fucker and I still do) AND THE LIST GOES TO things I don’t even play/watch but characters who have the dotted eyes WIN ME OVER, like Billy from Billy and Mandy and that one bear (Riz?) from Beastars like- HOLY SHIT I HAVE A LIST-)

[sprinklesdonut15]

“I’m Going To Kill You.”

“Yeah, was betting on that.”

“How so?”

“You couldn’t kill me if I handed you a knife and stood there.”

“Will it take long?”

“Sure, when and where?”

“Could it wait until tomorrow?”

“Funny, someone said that to me this morning.”

“Not the first time I’ve heard that.”

“Unless I kill you first.”

[jessss-ica]

@matttheww actually just threatened to message my mother telling her I’m “bullying” him

[eternalsummer2006]

he’s late it better be because he’s buying me flowers 🤨

[e-enbyanon]

Oh em gee ur ask box is open again :D

*drops and pipe bomb and runs*

[izukumidoriyaofficial]

Umm, Izuku? I kindaaa saw Bakugou trying to piece your limited edition All Might silver age figurine back together after he, uh well, accidentally broke it… 😰 don’t get mad!

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow! This doesn’t make me upset at all!

Of course it’s fine! Not like I waited in an hour-long line to get a Gold Age figurine, then told them to give me the Bronze Age when I realized I didn’t have enough money, and a super nice guy gave me the Silver Age on the house! It’s just human decency, something I never got from Kacchan in the first place! Why would I want that?!?! Accidents happen! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

[rusty-gloinks]

rusty please see this video its so good

WHAT

[oldbay]

“I think this red vox song is about Vinny’s strea-“

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[bardofavon]

not to be controversial bc I know this is like…not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if there’s a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formatting…I will also not be offended by having this pointed out…

‘looking forward to the next update’ and ‘I hope you update soon!’ are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.

‘I don’t usually like this ship but this fic made me feel something’ is also incredibly high praise. I’m not going to get mad at this.

even ‘I love this fic but I’m curious about why you made [x] choice’ is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.

I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment that’s not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner they’re hoping to receive it in bad faith.

fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes it’s frustrating but it isn’t as though I can’t see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.

idk where I’m going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me I’m never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.

[deusiglion]

Why must the draco malfoy soft domestic violence murder reality shifting lucid dream quantum jumping babe post become more incomprehensible everytime it pops up on my dash?

[aliendeity]

(watching any horror movie) i simply would not try that hard to survive

[feral-history-prof]

Going to kill every driver in the province of LA who uses their brights. If they’re trying to be quirky so can I. Die.

[coloredlion]

sacrifice.